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kinkycouple2020seven · 1 day

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Happy Monday everyone!! Who’s starting off the week naughty?

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john-snowmx · 1 month

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Looking for wives 😈🥵🔥

#sexy wives #hotwives #naughty wives #sharing wife #vixen wife #wife exhibition #wife fantasy #married pussy #naughty #wife material #my wife #married with benefits #share my wife #wife nude pics #slutty wife #wifeexhibition

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hannah7363 · 2 months

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I’m here for fun Any matured mind available tonight?

#18+ only #hornyposting #hornyyy #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#hot as fuck #mature man #married but available #married with benefits

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glow-in-the-dark-death · 3 months

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Do it for the Plot

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I like the idea of Tim and Danny meeting and just clocking each other as little shits TM.

Just causing chaos to everyone in a way that can't really be traced back to them like 'Who? Me? I was busy doing all of these other things I have no idea how I would do that?'

Danny helps Tim get revenge on the bats for all the shit he's had to put up with and being absolute trolls about the whole thing *chefs kiss*

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Tim&Danny dragging Ra's body

Damian: "Wha-?"

T&D: "No one will ever believe you"

Danny makes them go invisible

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Bats: "Where ya going Tim?"

Tim holding back a cackle:" Oh, it's my anniversary so it's date night!"

Bats: "Anniversary?! We didn't know you were getting serious with someone?"

Tim: "Serious? He's my husband of course I'm serious about him"

Bats: "Wait hold on-!"

Tim: "Gotta go! Can't be late I have to make sure the babysitter has everything they'll need."

Bats: "BABYSITTER!?"

Tim: "Bye bye~!"

(They planned all of it including their 'fake marriage', Danny went back in time with the help of CW who is a troll at heart, and made the legal changes including Dan and Dani as their kids (their de-aged) otherwise someone (Oracle) would have eventually realized that the license is fake. So they went back in time and made it legitimately real)

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Danny being Ghost King means that Tim is now also royalty

Tim walking up to John Constantine:" I have your entire soul"

and then just turning around and leaving

John very much felt the very strong Death Energy claiming Tim: "I don't want to be sober right now"

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Earth about to be taken over for the 5th time that year by higher beings

Tim walking up late with coffee in his hand: "Leave or I'll call my husband"

Higher Beings very much not wanting to mess with the High King of the Infinite Realms: ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ

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The Phantom family relaxing with cucumbers on their eyes and face masks: "Did you hear something?"

The Bats & Everyone else:

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Just an Idea

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nerdynuala · 1 month

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Cozy domestic Radiorose because they make my heart beat fast

#my art stuff #radiorose #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin rosie #alastor and rosie #best besties #besties in a qpr #i love how the fandom decided they're married for tax benefits and now I can't unbelieve this

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 196

So. Tucker might’ve done an oopsie. But it’s not his fault! How was he supposed to know you weren’t supposed to even be able to hack into the watchtower with a PDA? He uses PDAs for everything, and it’s not like it’s even hard???

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Why are the heroes looking at him like that?

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny is in the kitchen also bemused with Sam #None of them are aware how crazy their stunts are thx to everything being trial by fire #They’re in the kitchen trying to get Sam’s darling rosebush & Tucker’s mini meat dragon to stop fighting #The heroes who came here because someone hacked into the watchtower are looking at all of this in horror #The three of them just wanna have a calm break before college man #Or internships #They got married for the tax benefits & because they’re all Ride or Die at this point #All three are ace #There's a big flag on their wall made out of living plants

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flamingfalcon3 · 9 months

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The reason Barbie is not interested in Ken because her feelings reflect Gloria’s and Gloria is a lesbian. In this essay I will-

#Gloria and her husband are just besties who got married for tax benefits #barbie 2023 #barbie #barbie movie #glorbie #barbiegloria #barbie x gloria #barbie and gloria #lesbian #lesbian barbie

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kinkycouple2020seven · 3 months

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Hoping this account lasts more than a week. 🤣😂🤣😂

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stiffyck · 7 months

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Desert duo but they are married just for the benefits.

(No one tell them there are no benefits to being married in minecraft.)

#aroace desert duo specifically #they are friends but they got married just for the fun of it #qpp desert duo even #im normal about them i promise #also i dont know how marriage works or what benefits there would be. smt with taxes or whatever #idc #im not getting married any time soon SO #NOT MY PROBLEM #pretend it makes sense okay? okay imma go sleep now #stiff talk #gtws #grian #desert duo

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inamagicalhallucination · 1 month

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atsushi: *sigh*

akutagawa:

atsushi:

akutagawa: for the last time jinko-

atsushi: let me grieve! i wanted tax benefits!!

akutagawa: for heaven's sake-

atsushi: i cant get tax benefits if the person i marry doesn't even file taxes!!!

akutagawa: YOU do not file taxes either! you learned what a tax was on a stupid power point presentation by your drunkards of coworkers

atsushi: WELL WHAT IF I WANT TO START NOW

akutagawa: you would not know how

atsushi:

atsushi: its the thought that counts

#emotionally atsushi would be a 'lets get married for tax benefits' guy #but realistically he has never heard of a tax #sskk #shin soukoku

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i-like-eyes · 10 months

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the result of asking myself "what's a tf2 level of bullshit for a medic wife explanation"

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #myart #mad scientist and vampire marry purely for the benefits more at 11 #she technically isnt a tf oc i just happen to be designing her when i thought of the joke #then again is it an oc if its a rendition of a public domain character #uh #shhhhh #tf2 medic #tf2 demoman #miss pauling

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deeply-unserious-fellow · 2 months

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Do you. Do you see it. The vision. Do yOU SEE IT-

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urproblematicfav-arsonk · 3 months

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Viv saying that voxval isn't canon cuz they're not officially dating is objectively funnier if you believe the wedding ring theory. Yes, they have been married for 20 years. No, they aren't in a relationship why do you ask

#i fully believe they are married and have been for decades #val married vox in the 80s for the tax benefits/protection #val then immediately got his side piece angel #does anyone ever think about how angel is like 40 years older then val #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #voxval #staticmoth

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 195

“Oh. It’s you.”

The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike.

“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.

Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-

“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.”

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny got sent to the past by Clockwork for a vacation/training the first time he met Ras #They became rivals of sorts and just kept meeting up #Did they maybe fall in love as well? No one knows but them #On the other hand Ras did get his main Lazarus Pit as a wedding gift #and both Ellie & Dan were half raised like weird siblings/cousins to Ras’ kids #do with that as you will #Fellas is it gay to call your eternal rival your moon?#Ras for once wasn’t doing anything evil- though he’s a horrible person #A good dad yeah but a good person? Eh Danny has gotten used to it and finds him hilarious #They have matching death humor to their past teachers’ dismay and horror #They’ve gotten divorced seven separate times and gotten married three #Depends on the century #half of the time it was either done drunk or for tax benefits

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canisalbus · 3 months

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Just the thought of a wedding between Vasco and Machete is mind-numbingly sweet. They deserve the best one possible.

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#awh TmT #people sometimes ask whether they'd get married in the modern au #and by all means they would #I don't know who would be the first to bring that up but I think both of them would be very much into the idea #same sex marriage still isn't legal in Italy I believe? it's one of the last countries in western europe where that's the case #civil unions offer many of the same legal rights and benefits as marriage but it's sort of a second-rate consolation prize situation #answered #anonymous

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kinkycouple2020seven · 2 months

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Happy Saturday!!! Hope you all are having a great weekend. Send us a message if you feel the urge 😈😈

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