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normafuckingrockwell · 4 months

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my two favourite white men<3

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whiskeyclones · 1 month

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some of the ghost fanbase shaming people for saying tobias is hot is wild

y’all will say the most depraved things about the papas and their gloves, and like make photosets of Cardinal Copia’s crotch in the White Suit™️, or talk about Copia’s ass and thighs when he wore the military outfit, but the second someone even hints at Tobias being attractive or mentioning how good he looks in a certain outfit, y’all get weirdly parasocial like you’re protecting him or something

like, he’s playing a role on stage, but physically it’s still him! whose ass do you think is in those jeans!!!! IT’S THE SAME ASS!!!!

don’t get me wrong, there is a line that shouldn’t be crossed, and I have immense respect for him as a creator, performer, and a person in general. But like…I also have functioning eyesight.

and I hate that like, fakey ‘oh my, in certain settings and angles, Mr. Forge appears visually appealing!’ fedora talk

the man’s got a great ass, okay? his thighs are nice too

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#the band ghost #tobias forge #that’s been bothering me #I think it’s a younger fan thing #like celebs are so easily accessible now it’s easy to forget it wasn’t always like that #I’m not gonna be disrespectful #he’s a married man and keeps to himself #but I really don’t think people calling him hot is the sin some of y’all make it out to be

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butlers-bitch · 1 year

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Austin Butler 2023 Oscar’s looks 🎬🍿♥️

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blood-choke · 3 months

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Don’t know if this has been asked before but do u have any book recs for exploring butch identity, lesbian-ism, and queerness in general? Love your work by the way! Both blood choke and northern passage are my top favs right now and the way you navigate and explore gender identity is just chefs kiss

thank you!

i've recommended a few books here and there... stone butch blues, obviously, and then s/he by minnie bruce pratt, the persistent desire: a butch/femme reader, transgender warriors by leslie feinberg, whipping girl by julia serano, sister outsider by audre lorde, we both laughed in pleasure by lou sullivan, gender outlaw by kate bornstein... some of these are dated of course but still worth the read. when it comes to reading dated queer literature i always approach it with compassion and remind myself that the community was different back then, and the community will be different twenty years from now, and that it's worthwhile to understand these differences and respect them. also a lot of these authors have huge catalogues of work, i'm just suggesting their more well-known pieces.

some more "modern" books i'd suggest are gender failure by ivan coyote and rae spoon, tomboy survival guide by ivan coyote, black on both sides: a racial history of trans identity by c. riley snorton, hijab butch blues by lamya h, the will to change: men, masculinity, and love by bell hooks, miss major speaks with toshio meronek, my lesbian experience with loneliness by kabi nagata, burning butch by r/b mertz, the secret diaries of miss anne lister (not modern but the presentation is)

i haven't read all of these myself, most of these are lifted right from my to read shelf, but hopefully you see something that interests you! also keep an eye out for content warnings, i think a few of these are pretty heavy reads.

for the older work i always suggest checking if it's on the internet archive (i think almost if not all of them are, i'm just too lazy to look and link them myself rn) there's also the digital transgender archives which are fun to explore!

#ask #anonymous #ofc there are always celeb memoirs too #janet mock alan cumming elliot page laura jane grace (who just got married!) cassandra peterson #etc etc #i read alan cumming's not my father's son when i was in college and remember being really shaken by it #same with my lesbian experience with loneliness..... haha....

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submissivegayfrenchboy · 2 months

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Let's do serve, fuck and marry with an added bonus, you chan choose whatever you want for the fourth man. Your options are John Cena, Henry Cavill, Glenn Powell and Chris Hemsworth.

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Wow! For this game you chosed great men! These 4 actors all are famous rich tall muscled straight white alpha men 🥵

Obviously I'd love to serve, fuck and marry all of these men, but if i had one choice for each, these would be my answers 😁

SERVE, FUCK, MARRY + BONUS

SERVE : His Imperial Majesty, God Chris Hemsworth, because he is a god and that's why i wrote many stories about him, and his most inspiring character, Thor, God of Thunder and Prince of Asgard.

Here is the link of almost all the articles and stories i wrote about God Chris Hemsworth :

His Imperial Majesty, God Chris Hemsworth, deserves to own as many slaves as he wants.

Compared to this gorgeous giant, i would look like a bug unworthy of licking his soles. So obviously I'd be enslaved as his asslicker.

But at the same time i don't mind imagining His Imperial Majesty God Chris Hemsworth as a protective dom boyfriend to a twink. Can you imagine him being in couple with Tom Holland? I'll soon ask you this publicly...

FUCK : It's more "HAVE SEX WITH" Glen Powell because he is hot, muscled and kind.

I recently discovered this living white god in the romantic comedy Anyone but you. I immediately felt jealous of Sydney Sweeney!

Licking and smelling and massaging his chest, his balls, his armpits, his huge cock, his shoulders, his nose, his hairs, his ass, his neck, his back, his feet, his.... Everything!!!

Do you imagine this white god with his gold?

He is always classy with a great haircut 😍

I wanted to write a gay version of Anyone but you where he would humiliate a fag to pretend he isn't in love with him. What do you think? Or should i write about G. Powell ?

MARRY : Henry Cavill, even though i know in real life His Majesty Henry Cavill would never looks at me, but what's great with Him is that you can imagine Him as a sadistic bully or as a kind lover, and that's how i described Him here.

On the contrary to Chris Hemsworth who will remains famous as Thor in the MCU, Henry Cavill has played several iconic characters, and maybe i should write about His others characters, except than Superman

BONUS : Be the personal assistant of John Cena, that way i could serve Him and being fucked by him, He would humiliate me too. Honestly i would gladly live what i wrote about him in the story where he is a fart dom

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#Chris Hemsworth #John Cena #Glenn Powell #Henry Cavill #Alpha male celeb #Jeu #Game #Ask answered #Acteur #Actor #Serve fuck marry #Question #Glen Powell

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laufeysodinson · 11 days

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coming back to say i’m so happy his dreams are coming true 🥹

#henry cavill #its giving dilf REAL #all my celeb crushes are getting married/having children #TIME IS FLYING SO FAST??? WAIT #just reminds me of peak henry cavill fanfics here on tumblr the fandom was so fun back then #love how we’re all growing up together it’s such a bittersweet feeling #IDK WHAT’S GOING ON I’M JUST SENTIMENTAL AND NOSTALGIC #will always cherish the fun times back in 2019 to 2020 i miss you all<3 #i hope it’s a girl

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skelegenie · 12 days

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I had a DREAM about DAVID BOWIE last night for the first time EVER

Ok so for some reason I was the same age I am now but I was back at school? TRIGGERING anyways so David was there (think Tin Machine era) and he was shooting a MUSIC VIDEO and he needed backing dancers, and I WAS SELECTED as one of the LEAD BACKING DANCERS that doesn't make sense but it does? So then his choreographer taught us the dance and I was taught my bit and I got all red bc I had to GR1ND ON HIM AAND I HAND TO RUN MY HAND DOWN HIS LEG?!?!?!?!!?!?!? So it comes to the actual **doing the dance for the camera** and he makes DIRECT EYE CONTACT and says

"Come on sweetheart, don't be shy..."

AND THATS HOW I KNEW FOR SURE IT WAS A DREAM BC I WOULD HAVE UNAL1VED ON THE SPOT.

Anyways basically he was so flirtatious that I didn't care how h⁰rñy the situation made me and I just did it.

Pretty sure we fucked after that but I woke up :/

#david bowie #sorry iman #cant help how pretty your husband was #shoudlve married someone less hot #dont be jealous iman #dream #celeb dream #80s #90s #tin machine #dream about david bowie

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the-bomb-sammi-morse · 8 months

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Chris IS married, GET OVER IT!

It's on all of the major outlets. Seriously, stop living in denial. For those who have no idea, yes, Cape Cod is a small area, so a lot of people would know, but Chris could afford to pay anyone off not to say a thing. Plus, people on the cape respects locals privacy. It's just how it is here. As a greater Boston native myself, the Cape and Nantucket area are very famous celeb locations or vacations and weddings, and anyone involved is tight lipped about it. Chris does not have to sell his story to the tabloids, or tell anyone about it. It's none of your business. Also, just look up public records and you'll find a marriage certificate.

I'm assuming the majority of you who are still in denial about the whole situation only knew him after Marvel was grooming him to be the real life Captain America. Chris is your typical Massachusetts fuckboy. He always partied, he always had girls around, whether he was in LA or at home in Boston. He let news of his relationship get public after he was obligated to work for and represent Marvel. You were all fooled. If anything, he was straining to keep himself behaved in the decade he was with Marvel. In every interview he made innuendo and inappropriate responses, making many costars laugh.

He's really only had a few serious relationships, just two inside the Marvel era and both of those were on and off. He did his best to make himself look like a relationship type guy.

Now, in a mid life crisis, he starts seeing AB because she's young and known as an easy, dirty video making girl. He just has to breathe and she'll come running. They his their relationship for so long because Marvel wanted him to look as pure as possible, a single dog dad who is a total Mama's boy. What you need to understand is, Chris Evans is NOT and is nowhere near Captain America status. Yes he does charity work, but that's what nice people and most celebs do. They have the ability to draw attention to causes that are usually overlooked.

His family probably isn't super keen on her, but he's freaking out about life, and was probably pressured into this by AB. I doubt this marriage will last a year. She just seems like the type to sign and ditch, so she can make off with alimony. If he can't see that it's because he's blinded by his fuckboy lifestyle and the pressure of mid life. He knows he isn't who everyone wants him to be, so he's doing his best in the only way he knows how, with a dumb bimbo. That's why his relationships with Jessica, Minka and Jenny didn't work out, because they were serious and he still wasn't ready yet. Now, with 40 years in the books he's compromising and making the best of a situation he put himself in.

Once again, stop trying to make false claims because you are in denial. Stop trying to mask the reality that is taking over your distorted projected image of him and yourselves together. I've lost all respect for him, and if you haven't, you are indeed mistaken. He is not who he was groomed to be and you all need to get that in your heads. She just wants money, he just wants pussy and put together it'll be a shit show. You would never get looked at by him in real life and even if you did, you wouldn't last long. Take a hint from Elsa and just

#Chris Evans #chris evans married #alba baptista #weddings #celeb weddings #marvel #fuckboys #get over it

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spicypussywave · 6 months

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YO????

#i don't follow celeb couples but these two were so cute together??#bl moots who dk them - they were in Reply 1988 kdrama and #(spoiler alert) they weren't canon in it though I gen thought they would end up together #they were so adorable in it!!!#they started dating irl around that time i think #i was hoping for them to get married...#reply 1988 #ryu jun yeol #hyeri #naomivents

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findafight · 1 year

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Any thoughts about Stobin's reaction to the 80s masterpiece that was the musical Chess? I have a feeling "Pity the child" would do a number on Stevie boy... "Pity the child who knew his parents; Saw their faults; Saw their love die before his eyes; Pity the child that wise; He never asked "Did I cause your distress?"; Just in case they said yes"

Prefacing this with: You literally asked for this

Listen. Listen. LISTEN. I have been holding back on projecting too much on Steve, specifically with him being a lifeguard with an outdoor pool but also must admit that I have had to hold back on making a poto reference in RASEPSM because it hadn't come out yet. Physical pain from that.

But you came to me, on this blog with my headcanons, with the musical that I have such a clear memory of listening to for the first time in the most Steve Way (cleaning an outdoor pool in the rain with nothing but a bra and short shorts on, no clue what the hell I was getting into with this musical)

Chess is one of those batshit musicals that has a bunch of different versions and reorderings. (More drastic than just moving I Dreamed A Dreamed to after Lovely Ladies in Les mis 2012) so, unlike my OBC (i think? it may have been the west end version. it's been years) first time listening, we are saying Steve got the original concept album in fall of 1984. Not because he'd heard anything about it, but because he's spent two weeks listening to the Voulez-vous album after Nancy and he broke up and the music of Chess is written by the two B's of ABBA. It's a natural transition for a man who has a secret musical theatre stash.

(he doesn't really need to SEE them, he just likes listening to them. figuring out the plots by the songs. Also he's in love with Julie Andrews this is fact [aren't we all, though?])

He likes to listen to musicals while doing water tests and vacuuming the pool, but it's November so he doesn't do that, just. Lies on the floor of the livingroom trying to figure out what the fuck is happening in the musical. It is difficult. (He thinks there's a love triangle between the American grandmaster man, the Soviet grandmaster lady, and her loyalty to her country. Takes YEARS for him to figure out he's wrong. Just like meeee)

He likes the motifs, (Budapest is rising my beloved...) and how dramatic everyone is about this tournament. One Night in Bangkok is a fucking bop and a half. (I love how there's some interpretation of Freddie being ace because of the line "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine"[objectively iconic ace line in a pretty queer song], versus whatever the fuck Raúl Esparza had going on in 2018 that was. Uh. Not what I'd call an asexual interpretation of the character in that song but my god i doubt anyone was complaining.)

But. Pity The Child hits a bit close to home as he lies on his back on an immaculate carpet in a hollow house. Especially if you consider his mother may have used him to fill the emotional void where his father was supposed to be and put her emotional baggage on him with his father away on business and being unfaithful. (and also if you headcanon Steve as bi because that song is queer. I'm just saying. it is. even without the line "I was a fool and probably queer" but that line is there so. make of that what you will) And the line "I wouldn't call: a crazy thing to do/Just in case she said who?" STEVE LINE STEVE LINE

But also. That entire musical is chock full of people belting their hearts out about struggling to choose what they want. How they're supposed to go, what they're supposed to do. It's not about chess, or the cold war (well. It IS but...) It's also a lot about people wanting to be someone they aren't, and concerned about how they are perceived. Hmmm. HMMM. INTERESTING.

Like. Heaven help my heart?? I know him so well?? post s2 broken hearted Steve is called tf out. Basically the entirety of tape 2 of the concept album knocks Steve on his ass. Mentally, he is here:

And ofc Robin finds his little mixtape of sad musical songs is like "steve. why are you obsessed with this musical. I am IN drama and I haven't heard of it. what the fuck. there's russians. we aren't fond of those guys." and steve has to go

"Robin listen. The guys from ABBA wrote the music and it's KINDA queer, and also please listen to this song. you can't even tell who's russian it doesn't matter"

and robin listens which finally makes her realize

"wait. why did you get this to begin with? Just because of the ABBA guys?"

"Robin. I have a collection of possibly every officially released musical from the past twenty years. I just like 'em. Have you heard Colm Wilkinson's voice? Julie Andrews? ABBA guys were a bonus."

and now I'm thinking of Musical Theatre actor Steve but let's not get a head of ourselves but also imagine... steve on broadway and robin in the pit as trumpet... being besties

anyways yeah I think they'd like the musical Chess.

#steve harrington #robin buckley #stobin #platonic stobin #stranger things #finda's rambles #anonasaurus #findaanswers #don't want to tag it chess but what i will tag it as #musical theatre nerd steve #how do we feel about that #julie andrews is the only person i think my dad has a celeb crush on. he's obsessed with her.#alos musical lover steve segways well into another secret love of mine: folk ballad lover steve. look at me and tell me he hasn't jammed #to Marry Ellen Carter. you can't because he is a dweeb who loves folk ballads.

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nativehueofresolution · 2 months

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endgame has become such a meaningless word and the saddest part is i can't even blame m*rvel

#just saw someone say [insert celeb couple here] is endgame and... truly trying to parse wtf that means #even in the context in which it tends to be used most on tumblr - couple that is together be the end of the story #it's such a weird thing bc who a person ends up with does not necessarily equal narrative or thematic importance #like rose titanic marries someone else but her defining relationship in the story is jack #and just like. people unable to grow up and realize multiple relationships can matter #but it's also evolved beyond that and now gets applied to irl people and relationships which is just so 💀#kaitlin speaks

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dietmountaindew555 · 4 months

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He's so million dollar man......I love him

#henry cavill #hottest man alive #hot celebs #gorgeous man #aaaahhhhh #please marry me

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shopcat · 5 months

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i still can't get over ppl thinking 32 and 47 is too much of an age gap or like that person who said patrick stewart (?) should die for marrying his wife who is an adult woman it's all just like... do you people not live on earth i am as mean abt weird age gaps as the next guy probably even more to be honest but come ON do you not have parents... are your friends all orphans please my mom and dad had an 11 year age gap it's just so not that serious

#🐾#first is taika and his wife who i know nothing about tbf but the way people talk about it is so fucking weird 😭#and to be honest i do just think they're kind of probably racist or something bc they really try and make him out to be a predator ...#for marrying an adult woman ...#they'll be like yeah and they MET when she was insert age here as if that means he wasn't also the same age distance 😭#like he does not stay 47 HUH 😭 or 8 or whatever i acruallg dont rememebe how old he is #i feel like this is indicative of something but i don't know what. probably just people's desperate STUPIDITY #they saw age gaps and predatory situations and went this applies to everything ever now #like you have the base of a technically really kind empathetic stance for something and yet you don't realise why people even think it #bc then you would use your big beauoful brain and realise it's about power dynamics 😭😭 and stages of life 😭😭#like once you get past a certain age it just truly doesn't matter didnt we all used to do that thing when we were kids with celeb crushes #ohhh i know it's weird now but when im 33 he'll be 50 so it'll be fine like. cmon

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submissivegayfrenchboy · 2 months

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Sever fuck or marry, UK edition with a bonus fourth you can do whatever you want with: Liam Payne, Jamie Dornan, Tom Hiddleston, Calvin Harris

27 / 02 / 2024

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I love how you chosed pictures of them dressed with white briefs 🥵

SERVE, FUCK, MARRY + BONUS

SERVE Liam Payne because he seems really dominant, he is beautiful but i don't think he would be in love with me, and even if he is gorgeous, i don't love him but i worship him.

I've always wanted to worship Liam Payne, and here is a link about the articles i wrote about him and the stories where he appears :

FUCK : Calvin Harris because he is handsome but not attractive enough to me. To me he is the least attractive but maybe that's because i don't him really much.

MARRY : Jamie Dornan is my husband goal!

You shouldn't have talk about Jamie Dornan, my friend! No I'm gonna explain in detail why i love him so much 😍

Jamie Dornan is in my list of the 10 most handsome men in the World to me, here :

Jamie Dornan is the kind of man who is always handsome, whether in his youth, when he looked a bit like Breton Thwaites, or now, looking more like Armie Hammer. Jamie Dornan, who i think was also a model, is gorgeous but also very talented as an actor, not reduced to his beauty because he played various characters, mainly in historical movies or TV series (and was always great). He corresponds to the European male beauty standards, because his white sometimes tanned skin is luminous, his face is chiseled, his eyes are closed to his eyebrows (it's proved that people considers a man hot if his eyes and eyebrows are closed).

I love Jamie Dornan as beautiful with or without beard his hairs short or long, but my favorite face on the pic up here is the one from 2015.

Here is an article about some of his many roles, don't hesitate to tell me which is your favorite, or how you discovered this actor. 😁

As many people, i discovered him as Hans Axel von Fersen in Marie-Antoinette (2006). He was sexy but unfortunately he doesn't talk a lot so you can't understand his importance in the Queen's life, so that's not my favorite version of this character. However, i fell in love with the actor when i saw him as the Hunter / Graham Humbert in the tv series Once Upon A Time. 😍

I planned to write about him as I said here :

BONUS : Be the personal assistant of Tom Hiddleston because he is kind, funny, clever, speaks French very well, would talks with me about very different things, and maybe he would be a boss too kind, but hopefully he would let me massages his shoulders or feet.

He is absolutely gorgeous, more than as Loki. Tom Hiddleston's blue eyes are so hot ❤️

His role where Tom Hiddleston turns me on the most is as King Henry V of England in the BBC Series The Hollow Crown. He is the stereotype of the medieval King, visually, but he is so passionate, flirty, brave, strong, confident,... I love his hairs color here 😍

And i would gladly worship Tom Hiddleston's ass, i would be his sycophant asslicker but he would protect me because he trust honest people and i would serve him but sincerely worship him, like not being weird towards him and he would sometimes ask my advises

His butt isn't that bubble but is still yummy! Tom Hiddleston can sit on my face whenever he wants 🥵

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angrylesbianstereotype · 1 month

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It’s the way celebs will righteously be like “I believe Woody Allen is innocent”… girl he is still married to his daughter! He is married to his daughter in front of your eyes!!

#i mean ig they have to say something other than that they dgaf #but he is definitely not innocent of being married to his daughter #or any of the other terrible things he’s been accused of #woody allen #tw grooming #i would tag all the gutless celebs who have done this but i don’t need that kind of headache

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sadaveniren · 10 months

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All the blogs saying they are to young and they are probably going to break up are also the same blogs making masterposts about Louis and Harry and how young love can last forever. The double standards are terrible

I!!!! Literally!!!!! Know!!!!! You either think young love can last through the rollercoaster of life (and lbr Louis and Harry have been through some fucking SHIT more than the average person would) OR you think it can’t. And if you’re gonna be someone who is like “oh but I judge relationships on their individual merit and I just think it’s not going to work out for them” …. Why? Again. Louis and Harry went THROUGH IT. They fell in love while being overworked and in the public eye. Sometimes!!! People stay together!!!!

#also I actually really dig the British celeb way I’ve seen of handling pregnancy and marriage and how separate the two seem to be #like Leigh Anne and Perrie from little mix both had their babies before they got married #idk I see it as a healthy way of putting the baby as a separate priority than your relationship #and that can be something that helps preserve your relationship!!!#because you didn’t have the kid just because you’re married #or you’re supposed to #you had the kid because you wanted a kid together #and then later you realize ‘yeah I can do this marriage thing’#answered

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