mulder and scully can’t drive. the amount of times i’ve seen them straight up drive over gutters and curbs, reverse on a literal highway, run stop signs, drive off the road, park with the back of the car sticking out or just totally diagonal. like, i know they’re busy fbi agents with places to be but c’mon. anyway it’s so funny to me
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my devious 17th century bavarian dandy of an ex-husband has been trying to turn our child against me during his weekends for sure. every time eckhart gets back from his dad's he scorns the bluey and ipad games i lay out before him and berates me for not having planted a rose bush for him and the neighborhood children to play clapping games around
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drip increased. very serious medical program
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give winston a new emote that lets you throw poop at other players
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sexualizingthatoldman.com/careers
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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak
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I even hid one bullet so I'd always have one. For him....
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images that go hard as fuck
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Master and Commander costumes
Visibles en ce moment au Musée de la Marine de Paris, dans le cadre de l'exposition temporaire Objectif Mer: l'océan filmé (jusqu'au 05/05/2024).
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Reanimator. I’ve seen it.
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whenever valjean and javert kiss, one of them comes out with absolutely fucked hair. I dont care who but just one of them
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