#malben

[hitchell-mope]

Ben: I'm having an issue with your marriage status.

Mal: But I’m not married.

Ben (getting down on one knee and pulling out an engagement ring): Now you see my problem.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #source: unknown

[roetrolls]

WHY

Why does tumblr just sometimes decide not to let my asks show on the dash

#it happened w the malben arm wrestle ask #and w this gofwyn one i just did #last time it took s couple minutes then showed up but like. dude. wtf

[gliklofhameln]

Residents attend a seder at a Malben old age home. Israel, 1950s.

#jumblr #judaism #jewish photography #israel #seder #pesach #myposts

[ben-101-rewrite]

Do you plan on explaining how each Bad ben is swayed into helping Eon? Like are any of them promised something specific in exchange?

And are there certain connection between certain bens?

Like do Benzarro and MalBen get along considering they’re both somewhat possessed by their enemies? or would MalBen be distant with Benzarro since he’s had bad experiences with Zy’skayr?

Each Bad Ben do have their own reason for joining Eon's side, though they aren't going to be super deeply explored, instead you get a general idea as to why. Bad Ben is fairly simple, he just likes causing mayhem and destruction, enjoying the frill of it due to his sadstic nature. Mad Ben was convinced to join after Eon and his group threatened to destroy earth, which is suppose to be under Mad Ben's watch, if he didn't lend them a hand. Negative Ben was easy to convince as Malturant manipulated his depression and anxieties to join them for the fight, Negative Ben feeling he truly had no say and did as he was told. Benzarro asked to join since he was looking for some excitement away from his own universe, and perhaps to see if he too could do some recruiting across the universe, though not with other Bens. Malware Ben was pressured to join by Malware, who saw this as a chance to ruin the lives of more versions of Azmuth and others who wronged him, still blinded by the need of revenge, even if his own Azmuth died. Forever Knight Ben struck up a deal with Eon to work with him, if it meant the Forever Knights could get some more tools and weapons to help with their own conquering back home. Fusion Ben was dragged into the mission by force due to his mutations, though Eon did say he might try and help cure him to if he behaved. Ultra Ben was happy enough to use this as a means to grow stronger, even hoping to collect some omnitrixes or other devices from other worlds. Light Magic Ben's twisted mind convinced himself this was a good thing to do, with Eon and Maltruant helping to feed into that mindset, believing it's Eon's right to regain his home, even if they must sacrifice another. In terms of interactions between them, there wouldn't be much or anything that deep. You would indeed get some bantering or exchanges to play off one another, but none of them are there to speak with one another or get along, or even hate each other since it's not their problem to deal with. It's suppose to be a bit of a contrast with Ben's side, who are willing to get along, learn from each other, and perhaps even be friends beyond just this mission.

#ben 101 note #ben 101 rewrite #ben 101 au #ben 101 #Ben 10 #B10 #ben 10 original series #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 omniverse #Ben 10 Ben Tennyson #Ben 10 Eon #Ben 10 Maltruant #answered

[ne-krokodilanta-larmaro]

Lastatempe multaj esperantistoj (du — du apartaj — homoj!!) parolas pri Eŭrovizio, kaj en tio ankaŭ mi volas partopreni. Tial mi esperantigis la, laŭ mi, plej interesan kanton en la ĉi-jara konkurso: tiun de Irlando. Jen (kredeble) kantebla, espereble almenaŭ iom kontentiga traduko de "Doomsday Blue" (de Bambie Thug):

Avada Kedavra: detruon al vi! De sento mava ne eblas evit'. Arkana lang' anoncas pri malben': Ke ĉiu bela samlitan' Glitu al vi nun el la man', Ke mortu ĉiu via plan' pri ĝoj'!

Ve, ve… Al via viv' de mensog'! Ve, ve… Al via vid' de arog'! Ve, ve… Al via viv' de mensog'! Ve, ve…

Sed ja pli plaĉas al vi stel' ol la lun'. Sed ja tro alte mi taksadas vin nun. Kun vi — nur inkuboj en dorm'! En min sinkas mondfina morn'.

Ve, ve… Al via viv' de mensog'! Ve, ve… Al via viv' de mensog'!

Avada Kedavra: ĉi pensoj en kap', La lokoj tuŝataj sub la litdrap', Vizioj de vi kaj ĉiu silab' — jam eks! Subtere batas mia kor', Kaj ligas vin ĉi tig' de flor'! En dorm' vin trafos la sonor'!

Ve, ve… Al via viv' de mensog'! Ve, ve… Al via vid' de arog'! Ve, ve… Al via viv' de mensog'! Ve, ve…

Sed ja pli plaĉas al vi stel' ol la lun'. Sed ja tro alte mi taksadas vin nun. Kun vi — nur inkuboj en dorm'! En min sinkas mondfina morn'.

Sed ja pli plaĉas al vi stel' ol la lun'. Sed ja tro alte mi taksadas vin nun. Kun vi — nur inkuboj en dorm'! En min sinkas mondfina morn'.

Nur ĉi amon de vi mi petegus, Se vi al mi degnus, vi… Vi en brakum' lulade min flegus, Sed en nia danco Vidiĝus nuanco de morn', Mondfina morn'!

Morn'! Morn'! Morn', morn', morn', morn'! Morn', morn', morn', morn'! Morn', morn', morn', morn'! Morn', morn', morn', morn'!

Avada Kedavra: detruon al vi!

#Esperanto #traduko #aŭ almenaŭ tradukprovo #muziko #ESC 2024 #Jutubo

[hitchell-mope]

Ben (laughing): you’re a menace

Mal: you love me though.

Ben (lovingly teasing her): that doesn’t make you any less of a menace

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #source: unknown

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: We can relax, chill out, read-

Ben (at the same time as her): have sex

Mal (in highly amused mock outrage): horndog.

Ben (smiling teasingly): nerd.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #source: the good place

[hitchell-mope]

(Before they lived together)

Mal: *has one self-deprecating thought at 3 am*

Ben (waking up in a cold sweat at the exact same time): Something’s wrong.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #source: unknown

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: I need motivation not to kill Harry today.

Ben: I can't kiss you if you're in prison.

Mal: okay. Phew. That should tide me over for the next half hour or so.

Ben: see you in 30 minutes.

Mal: it’s a date.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #anti harry hook #source: unknown

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: fuck the monarchy!

Ben: please.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #malben #benmal #dragon king #source: unknown

[hitchell-mope]

(At Mal’s birthday party)

Mal (to Ben): you are so handsome. I wanna make love to you right here, right now.

Evie (in full “disgusted sister” mode): I really wish that you wouldn’t.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #evie grimhilde #mal and evie are sisters #the sisters rotten #source: friends

[hitchell-mope]

Ben: Hey, Mal, you’re on speakerphone. So behave.

Mal: Or what, you’ll spank me?

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #nsft #source: criminal minds

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: Ben I need a favour

Ben: Mal, I’m really sorry, but I’m running late, so I sadly cannot give you another lap dance right now

Doug: lap dance?

Uma: ANOTHER?!?!

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #doug son of dopey #uma daughter of ursula #ben and uma brotp #doug is ben’s best friend #source: unknown

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: I am immune to my base instincts.

Lonnie: really? Cause I heard that Ben’s thinking of going as Tarzan for Halloween.

Mal:....I am not immune to my base instincts.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #li lonnie

[hitchell-mope]

Mal: I don’t know what I would do without you and I really don’t want to find that out.

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #source: tumblr

[hitchell-mope]

Adam: Engage your enemy!

Ben: On it!

(He slips a ring on Mal’s finger)

Ben: Will you ma-

Adam: NOT LIKE THAT!

#disney descendants #mal bertha #ben florian #bal #ben x mal #mal x ben #benmal #malben #dragon king #anti beast descendants #source: unknown