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hitchell-mope · 3 months
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Ben: I'm having an issue with your marriage status.
Mal: But I’m not married.
Ben (getting down on one knee and pulling out an engagement ring): Now you see my problem.
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yuzuna123 · 7 months
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My ships where one is Human and the other is not:
Kazujun - Devil x Human/Angel/Human with purification powers
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Mikayuu - Vampire x Human ( actually...no I am not gonna say spoilers so I'll just leave it at that )
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Ben x Mal - Human - Demigod/Half Fairy - Half God
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Remus x Tonks - Werewolf x Human
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MinaKushi/Naruhina - Jinchuriki x Human
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Aang x Katara/Kataang - Spirit ( Avatar ) x Human
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Vegeta x Bulma - Alien x Human
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chasingqueerdreams939 · 11 months
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Day 2
Day 2: The song that was my #gayawakening.
Descendants Cast (Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson) - Space Between
Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson - Space Between (from Descendants 2) (Official Video) - YouTube
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hitchell-mope · 10 months
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Ben (laughing): you’re a menace
Mal: you love me though.
Ben (lovingly teasing her): that doesn’t make you any less of a menace
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hitchell-mope · 10 months
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Mal: We can relax, chill out, read-
Ben (at the same time as her): have sex
Mal (in highly amused mock outrage): horndog.
Ben (smiling teasingly): nerd.
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hitchell-mope · 6 months
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(Before they lived together)
Mal: *has one self-deprecating thought at 3 am*
Ben (waking up in a cold sweat at the exact same time): Something’s wrong.
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hitchell-mope · 5 months
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Mal: I need motivation not to kill Harry today.
Ben: I can't kiss you if you're in prison.
Mal: okay. Phew. That should tide me over for the next half hour or so.
Ben: see you in 30 minutes.
Mal: it’s a date.
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hitchell-mope · 24 days
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Mal: fuck the monarchy!
Ben: please.
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hitchell-mope · 1 year
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(At Mal’s birthday party)
Mal (to Ben): you are so handsome. I wanna make love to you right here, right now.
Evie (in full “disgusted sister” mode): I really wish that you wouldn’t.
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hitchell-mope · 7 months
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Ben: Hey, Mal, you’re on speakerphone. So behave.
Mal: Or what, you’ll spank me?
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hitchell-mope · 11 months
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Mal: Ben I need a favour
Ben: Mal, I’m really sorry, but I’m running late, so I sadly cannot give you another lap dance right now
Doug: lap dance?
Uma: ANOTHER?!?!
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hitchell-mope · 6 months
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Mal: I am immune to my base instincts.
Lonnie: really? Cause I heard that Ben’s thinking of going as Tarzan for Halloween.
Mal:....I am not immune to my base instincts.
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hitchell-mope · 7 months
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Mal: I don’t know what I would do without you and I really don’t want to find that out.
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hitchell-mope · 8 months
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Adam: Engage your enemy!
Ben: On it!
(He slips a ring on Mal’s finger)
Ben: Will you ma-
Adam: NOT LIKE THAT!
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hitchell-mope · 27 days
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Ben: It's dark in here
Mal: Don't worry, I got this
(She stomps her feet and her Skechers light up)
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hitchell-mope · 1 month
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Mal: call me osha the way I’m demanding a railing.
(Two minutes later)
Ben: once again we have been written up by HR
Mal (seething): Evie is such a fucking killjoy.
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