#luv ya anon

[fatuismooches]

Pantalone loves spoiling you, and will pout if you say he cant. and yes although he likes having mora more than spending it, he just cant help himself when he remembers the things you two went through, how you wanted to help him no matter what happened. you helped him while you were both in your worst, so he wants to finally repay you, doesn't matter how many times you tell him not to. he's stubborn, and you know that, you've known for a long time now. all the harbingers are somewhat stubborn though, but his just doubles when about you. you complimented someone for their clothes, you'll see the exact same thing laying on his side of the bed the next morning, and when you ask him about it he just says it looked like you wanted it, so he got it.

sometimes you just dont understand this man, even though you've been stuck together since childhood.

(im in a little of a Pantalone mood, rich 'n evil men are hot)

-luv ya

With how stingy Regrator is with his own co-workers' budgets within the organization where he works, one would certainly faint if they were to view the numerous bills and expenses for none other than... his beloved. (It is not a number for the faint of heart. You learned that rather quickly after you happened to peek at one such bill, where he spent an incomprehensible amount of Mora on you... You know, Pantalone was actually a bit concerned when you said that you needed to talk to him. He thought perhaps you were upset, Tsaritsa forbid hurt, but no, it was this... minor thing.)

Pantalone does not see an issue with his "absurd" spending on you. First of all, is this not what a good husband does? Treat his beloved to only the best this world has to offer? (Although you certainly outshine any gift he could present you with.) Secondly, he believes it is just a small repayment for all you did for him all those years ago. Were it not for you, things would have turned out quite differently. He would have never loved. Would have never trusted. Would have never been comfortable enough to be vulnerable, to feel truly safe around another. (Not to mention all the times his stomach was hungry, but his heart felt unusually full, thanks to you.)

You, of course, always wave off his thanks because you were just doing what you thought was right. (Un?)fortunately, Pantalone always seems to escalate your actions... In reality, Pantalone knows you're satisfied with only him, but he can't help but want to give you something extra, for all you've endured with him.

Regardless of your complaints, you're sure to be spoiled by Pantalone until you breathe your last.

#smooches talks #luv ya anon #pantalone love notes <3 #rich and evil men are so hot real #RAHHHH MDWJKDWDW AHHH

[baggy-holmes]

important tummy time ;)

#me #selfie #just kicking my feet in the air #scrolling through tumblr #answering anons #i need to get ready for bed #i feel like i’m always saying that #and then i post #ok this time i’m fr #goodnight #luv ya mwah

[thatdeadaquarius]

This is riding off the language stuff in sagau but I just cant get it out of my head a reader who uses tumblr slang every once in a while. like they meet the Traveller and they're like "Omg I'm so cheesed to meet you!!" And the Traveller is just like "???" meanwhile Paimon integrates that into her vocabulary. And then maybe at some point, if the reader has a vision they're like "MAIMING AND BITING YOU" "THAT'S IT! I'M SENDING YOU TO EEBY DEEBY!" while their poor teammates are so confused. Just imagine going over to ppl like Razor, Klee, Chongyun and going "Awwww my lil scrunglos"

Just a very chaotic reader in general lmao

HEY WASSUP ANON

MY BRO THIS IS SO OLD BY NOW IM SO SORRY LMAO- SO ANYWAY HELLO!!! A DESSERT FOR UR PATIENCE 🍨🍧🛐

FOR WAITING SO LONG HERE IS SUM ASS WRITINF MY FRIEND HOPE U GET SMTH OUTTA IT

Bro imma be honest i missed out on some slang on tumblr bc i was off of it for awhile before i refreshed this old blog 

So my reaction to these slang words (except for scrunglies/scrunglos ik that one) is just as confused but also its rlly funny that im in the same situation as them LMAO 😭

☆

I would think honestly, even if ur doin it on purpose, 

I feel like some slang or refs r too ingrained into my soul to not make

So i would just accidentally use slang/memes, esp around funny ppl like Kaeya or Beidou, and then just give up eventually 💀

♤

So i stg everytime Xiao shows up in a event or smth it surprises me everytime lol

With his teleporting ability i would guess that if ur just chillin around Liyue anytime, Xiao just… shows up lol

Tea with Zhongli? Oh jesus Xiao’s here now.

Watching Xinyan and Yunjin play? Hes on the roof.

Picking ingredients with Xiangling to help her cook yall some amazing food?

Hes in the tree u were just picking Sunsettias in-

◇

So ur in Mondstadt, and ur like,

“oh well no Xiao here, huh kinda feels weird now”

eventually ur dumbass trips over nothing and goes tumbling down a hill, u know, as u do

Ur at the bottom like, 💀 

And its kinda hot and ur tired, and r selfaware of ur own goofiness so u just-

“I can see the end of the horizon, is this an internal dialouge-”

Xiao comes around the hill ur splayed at the bottom of.

UR STARTLED BC WTF MONDSTADT?? XIAO??? SO U JUST

“HATSUNE MIKU-”

CRYING-

AND XIAOS LIKE-

“??? No. It’s me. Xiao. The Yaksha Adeptus, my liege?”

HAHFLAHHAHA

AND HE KEEPS ASKING U WHO HATSUNE MIKU IS THE WHOLE WAY BACK TO THE CITY AS HE ESCORTS U LFMAO

♧

U see those scary ruin machines the ones with the fucking legs in Sumeru,

Cyno is ur bodyguard for the day, 

And at first he doesn’t see it, like its behind him, but it just like came around a corner, so it hasnt locked in on yall yet

(i headcanon that even if u r the Creator, these are machines, and dont have the sentience to even be self-aware let alone process wtf u are, ig if Khaeynriah made hella AI that is aware maybe it could fathom u)

◇

And u try to warn him but not scare him, so

“CYNO.

CYNO, THE HORSE IS HERE-”

Cue Cyno like

“A horse??? In the desert, Greatest Lord what the fu-”

Almost gets stomped on 😭 rip.

♡

U see Scara for the first time and u befriend him

Ur the only god besides Nahida he’s ok with aw

and one day he’s bodyguarding u around Sumeru 

He gets a little too into it and goes ham on several ruin machines

Like full on elmo burning anarchy meme, he's literally cackling floating above the pile of flaming metal-

And ur just clapping like: “that’s my skrunkly :) <3"

He literally interrupts his own cackle, its the most expressive youve ever seen him 

😶 😑 😶 ?????¿¿¿??¡¡?!!

HE WILL NOT STOP HARASSING U ABOUT WHAT IT MEANT LMAO

U usually define the words/memes as best u can but u specifically just call him that and never explain LOL

☆

🎵 HI. ITS ME. IM THE PROBLEM ITS ME. 🎵

SO SORRY ANON MY BEAUTY- I HOPE U CAN FORGIVE ME FOR TAKING SO LONG 🙏

I dont even mean just replying with a real thing^

I probably couldve posted ur ask w/o even adding onto it tbh

I dont think its anywhere near as chaotic as what u described but ya boy isnt the good at writing 😔

so i just focused on the memes 🤲

Have a good week anon :O !!

♡

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊 💀Aquarius ♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

#bless u anon #srsly this couldve been a standalone ask and i coulda just been like hey guys ^^^ #check it #but i wanted to try to repay u for the idea #and the wait for the reply lol #🙏 luv ya anon #genshin impact #genshin sagau #my asks #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #genshin isekai #genshin god reader #genshin cyno #genshin xiao #genshin scaramouche #genshin wanderer #ask box open #genshin skrunkly #i mean what

[k1d1c4rus]

can we possibly get an update on how the next cboyz chapter is going? no rush, take ur time writing it! just curious where its at in the writing process, if its almost done or barely started or what

she's like 60% there. thank u (and all of u lol) for being respectful and patient tbh I know I'm kinda taking the piss but I got my first big boy job in jan and all sorts of bullshit has gone down with it since lol. i have the bones I have the plot I have a lottttt of filling in to do but it is definitely over halfway there. ktf xojehoney

#honey answers #cboyz #clandestine boyz #yeah like genuinely I'm v grateful u are all nice and i dont get annoying anons like the indirects on twt lolll #luvs ya

[velvetstreets]

Please take that back jack in his lover boy era!? For him to end up popping out with someone NO THANK YOU

LMAOOOOOAOAOA

I just mean I miss when men used to truly yearn and seriously desire and PINE over their love interest in a song even if there was no real love interest

#anon #LMFAOOSOSO ANON I’m sry im not tryna manifest anything like that #I just want the love and affection shown in the music by these men we luv #need Jack to make a rap version of one less lonely girl ya feel

[nervous-person]

It's nobody's fault you're fat and have acne and are probably ugly in general so go and fucking fix it instead of complaining on the internet don't be a loser everybody knows it sucks to suck

OH MY GOSH???? HELLO?????? #1 I never said it was anyone's fault #2 Acne runs in my family so I have a hard time treating it #3 I also have hard time loosing weight because I have personal medical problems Also the internet is used to talk. Don't like it, block and scroll. Don't be a dick. Yknow a couple years ago I probably would've really been hurt by this, but it's not even that original anymore. If you really were serious you wouldn't hide behind an Anon. Again, don't. be. a. dick.

#coquette #ummmmm wtf #I didn't ask for this shit #tumblr stuff #hellsite #um I want more people to see this so they realize its not hot to be a hater #also I'm not ugly lmao #I'd be conventionally attractive if I was skinner and didn't have acne so #don't be a dick #don't be a coward #don't hide behind an anon #anon ask #answered #also like what do u want me to do then??? #just not use tumblr #cuz this is what its for #talking #about shit #ok luv ya

[hauxicrook]

spreading a tiny token of kindness becoz why not

"U worked hard today. I'm proud of u. And thank you existing in this world. U bring happiness into this world and make this place a whole lot better and I hope you continue to do so."

Now forward this msg to anyone who comes to your mind. ANYONE. Someone who needs this...

Signing off,

MissPotato

Sure I will 🫡 thanks for this 🫶

#luv ya anon 🫂

[pawl3ss]

I DARE YOU TO GIVE YOURSELF ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

-But seriously, that's so sweet omfg 😭💛 like that's just so nice like anxjendjeb <3 I luv ya sm dear anon I'm pretty much speechless thank yu mwa mwa (/p).

#pawl3ss #answer #anon #ask box #THATS SO SWEET LIKE AWWW 😭💛💛💛💛💛 #IM NOT SURE WHO YOU ARE ANON BUT WHOEVER YOU ARE I HOPE YOU GET EVEN MORE LOVE <3333 #LUV YA LUV YA MWA MWA MWA #I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF UR PILLOW ARE COLD- #AND THAT YOUR INBOX WILL BLOW UP WITH LOVE <3333 #first nice anon ive seen on tumblr :'3 #okay luv ya anon but anyway- #pawless zklej pizde #<3

[hyukalyptus]

hi! i just wanted to let you know that in the recent ask you received about kai with fluffy brown hair giving head he is a minor in all of the pictures used. they are from run away era when he was 17. also his nature hair is black and straight if ur still wondering lol :)

❗❗❗❗❗

ah thank u for letting me know! i'll delete the post.

and thank u for letting me know about his natural hair TT appreciate ya :3

#inbox! #anon! #sry peachie but i'm deleting that other post #luv ya tho and i'm sure you didn't know #and thanks anon for letting ME know!! #really do appreciate it

[sugucidal]

to the person that sent me that ask saying i give them an ick as an author because i haven't updated my fic yet. thank you. your ask gave me the drive i needed to write like my life depends on it.

#୨♡୧ — 𝐃𝑬𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝒊𝐀𝐑𝐘. . . #i think you meant to hurt me but your message just made me reflect #im dissapointed in myself 🐺 #maybe all i needed was criticism to force my ass to type despite me hating every word i typed. #anyways thanks anon 🙏🏼 i went from 6k words to 8k after u said that luv ya

[fatuismooches]

oh if pantalone actually found out abt dottore's sweet tooth... poor fking zandik. he would never hear the end of it, ig it would be like that with a few other harbingers like old grandpa. but he'll either let it go, or not talk abt it as much.

columbina as well, she would mostly tell you all abt the funny things she heard and came across with some of the segments receiving sweets, how some poor agent was about to be trown trough a wall until the segment catched their favorite sweet in the corner of their eye.

scaramouche even, when he's being experimented on, he noticed some- sry A LOT -of the doctors agents carrying what smelled and looked like sweets, ofc he was confused at first and disgusted on why dottore's agents of all people would be carrying sweets with them. only when he found out in front of him he started commenting on that instead of how dirty the room is.

dottore himself would probably blame them all (mostly money man) for making people give him sweets everywhere he goes.

luckily for you though, he would never believe you were the one who told the agents

-luv ya

Pantalone and Columbina, being the nosiest people when it comes to the Doctor's affairs, are over the moon when they learn of his sweet tooth. One, it serves as peak entertainment to see the others offer it to him, but they also like to mock him by doing the same. Pulling out a piece of candy to appease the great Second Harbinger's temper tantrum all while he's on the verge of losing it as Pantalone decreases the budget again or Bina decides to be her annoying self and tell you silly stories of what he did when he was first recruited. It's very, very funny. (Whenever you visit Pantalone, he always urges you to take home the leftover sweets for your husband, all with a smile on his face, because he can just picture Dottore's reaction. Pulcinella finds it rather cute, to be honest, typical grandad activities. Gives you some recipes to try.)

Scaramouche has always hated the Doctor. But now he despises him even more. Because a sweet tooth? Really? The puppet does not favor sweet things so being around them... having to witness a segment inhale the sweet in a gulp... purely nauseating. He always brings up how disgusting it is but the segments really do not care about him in the slightest about what an experiment thinks.

You're just glad you haven't been found out... yet. You're their perfect darling, you would never sell them out, right? Yes... right, of course, dear!

#smooches talks #luv ya anon #dottore love notes <3 #dottore's sweet saga continues... #LUV YA TOO ANON! #ALSO THE WAY U CALLED PULCINELLA OLD GRANDPA IM DEAD

[baggy-holmes]

just a girl and her stuffies

#me #selfie #laying in bed #friday night #squishmallows #i might be out of office this weekend #we will see #have a fantastic night #luv ya mwah #send me funny anons

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Who is the masked man?

🪐🌌

My dream demon that’s been appearing in my dreams for a week. Actually the first time I dreamt about him was when I was 12, when I was in my creepypasta phase. He’s like some sort of slender man looking guy, but a bit shorter and wears a gas mask. Also he has hair…which I think changed from black to greenish? Idk, dreams are hard to remember

12 year old me used to be terrified of him Lmao. But now he’s starting to look hotter (is this my monster fuxker arc-)????

He resurfaced cuz I was watching that slender man movie. He’s irritating

I’ll draw him for you tomorrow morning.

#🪐🌌 anon #this is why people think I’m weird but I’m low-key just vibing with demons 😭🥲 #luv ya bestie 🌸🌸🌸 #reply post #xan rambles #off topic

[amakumos]

I just watched yazuru hanyu's hope and legacy and it was so beautiful?? the music and way he moves on the ice is so enchanting ig :0?

it looked like he won by a mile?? (idk how scoring works) and he looked so happy at the end!

currently watching the pyeongchang 2018 one! is there any more you'd recommend?

-🎐

YESSS hope and legacy is amazing my fav program of all time tbh <3 and yes he did !!!!

i have. Tons of programs id recommend but here r a few of my favourites !! <3 - beijing 2022 haru yo koi (yuzuru hanyu) - 4cc fate of the clockmaker (cha junhwan) - beijing 2022 gladiator (kaori sakamoto) - sochi 2014 parisienne walkways (yuzuru hanyu) - skate canada 2019 origin (yuzuru hanyu) - worlds 2021 ave maria (lee haein) - worlds 2021 the fire within (cha junhwan) - jnats 2021 rondo (yuzuru hanyu) - jnats 2021 heaven and earth (yuzuru hanyu)

#yuns asks #🎐 anon <3 #the way most of them r yuzu programs Yas i luv him #changed haeins sp to the 2021 one bc apparently u cant find. sp for worlds2022 yet so yas

[sygneth]

i looooove your blog theme

incredible vibes

so cool

Thanks a lot, anon, I'm glad you're enjoying my mess of a blog

#asks #anon #luv ya #(the theme is by starlightthemes/wovenstarlight a bit adjusted by me btw)

[cosmicthestar]

Sorry if I'm rambling a lot about fable. Also yes all the fable anons tonight are one person. I'm just excited to talk to someone who I can't spoil anything for.

Your good, if you ever want to just ramble at me go head. I don't mind. Ramble all you want anon. I enjoy hetting to reply to these and if there fable/mer related it makrs it even better

#Luv ya anon /p