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“ExcUSE me?!”

#he clenched that fist omfg

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bus just drove by with “BEAVER DUSTERS” really big in a neon yellow font on the side

#i’m pretty sure it’s a school & they’re the dusters #but COME ON #surely somebody before me has realized

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

#hold for duck crossing

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it’s honestly so embarrassing when tumblr sends you a notification about someone posting & calls them your “tumblr crush”

#like you don’t know that #you know nothing #my tumblr crush doesn’t even post #i would know i check #hi b

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lilo & stitch is one of the few movies i know at least 75% of the dialogue

#like probably more than that #but i’m being humble #lilo and stitch

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i make myself laugh so often

#like i’m funny #yall don’t even know

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#hungy

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changed settings so only people i follow can message me

#i warned you mfs #i was tired of the weirdos #so now #you have all lost privileges #maybe one day i’ll put it back #maybe #have a good fuckin friday

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#i thought this was grimace for a second help

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

#thank u #i have waited for this

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whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

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my review for Monkey Man

#before you even ask let me just stop you now #no you cannot know my letterboxd name #i am so genuine on there i refuse to let any of you see #anyways #great movie #phenomenal actually i was so into it #pls go see if you have been debating it #monkey man

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hey, hahaha sorry. got distracted deveining my orange.

#i’m not joking

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one day i started wearing converse and i just never looked back

#from when i was lounging in my friends backyard the other day #i need more sun #it’s the best time of the year #i am not in the mood to post anything lately so enjoy my one (1) leg #me

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fun little thing