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liz-allyn · 2 years

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CELEBRATE WITH ME!

Thank you so much, @utterly-in-like! I can’t wait to dive into your fics soon— I’m on my tasm!peter kick but I saw that you write Tony Stark, and Psych (your xover with white collar)??? Man it’s been a hot minute since I read any Psychfic.

Fun fact that’s one of the fandoms I used to write the most for back in the day. The fic I’m most proud of from that era was an insane Final Destination-themed crossover fic feat Shawn Spencer, Johnny Smith from The Dead Zone, Adrian Monk from Monk, and Xander Harris from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yeah, it was a whole thing.

BUT enough about that - you ordered a pic of Andrew Garfield and I present to you, a GIF

This one is special. See, this one is yoga instructor!Peter Parker.

tw health/body issues, post COVID illness, sexy innuendo under the cut

You really hate your sister for this, despite her good intentions.

Instead of being a sympathetic ear to your complaints about your ping-ponging energy and your slow cardio recovery post-COVID, she went and actually tried to help you. Goddamn it—all she had to do was sit there and listen to you be miserable, with the occasional wheeze and cough as you try to do something physically taxing. Like taking out the trash. Or standing up too fast.

But no. Instead, she bought you one of those gift certificates for a package of weekly yoga classes. 12 weeks seems extravagant, and you told her so with a sour, sarcastic, “Oh. You shouldn’t have.” But then you realized it was a biweekly vinyasa in the middle of Central Park at the magic hour of 5:00am.

What a bitch.

“We can go together!” she said. “We’ll make it a thing!”

The “thing” was you showing up in the middle of a dewy field at the ass crack of dawn to greet 6 other strangers—your sister nowhere to be found—as she cancelled her membership the night before and neglected to tell you.

What a bitch.

You hate running. You have no time to go to a gym. And you haven’t ridden a bike since you were 9. But here you are, rolling out the cheapest mat you can find and an old bath towel, next to an array of all walks of life and all number of age.

Great. You’re going to wheeze with your jiggly ass in the air next to a 67-year-old Herculean, bald guy who brought nothing but too-short shorts, a beat up Neoprene bottle, and his own sweat to his practice.

You rolled your eyes, and that’s when you saw him.

The Adonis. The face of an angel. The sculpted build of a Michelangelo. This was way worse. It’s one thing to embarrass yourself in front of random strangers, but another thing to embarrass yourself in front of the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen.

He wore a tight black tank and board shorts (fuck, was he also a surfer?) as he greeted the class, biceps bulging from the mat tucked underneath his arm.

“Morning! How’s everyone doing?” he smiled brightly.

With devastatingly dark eyes and a saccharine sweetness to his expression, his gaze landed on you and you felt your face heat up. It’s mid-50s temperature in New York this morning, and you didn’t dress warm enough, but suddenly you’re on fire and have the urge to take off more clothes.

The slightest twinkle sparked in his eyes as they landed on you. He bit his lip, taking you in. (Fuck, did he really just do that? Is there something on my face? Do I have a tit showing?)

“Are you my new student?” he grinned, something seductive and—excited?—trapped in his throat.

Your mouth was dry, nodding in a fugue state.

Student? Like he’s the teacher? You’re going to need to bring an apple to him next time. Why is your crotch already sweating?

“My name’s Peter, it’s good to have you join us,” he says, his deep voice pouring over you like honey.

Why is he staring at you like that?

“Today’s a great day to start, we’re going to take each position very slow,” he added.

Is he serious right now?

“Just try to relax,” he says with a smirk. “I’ll take good care of you.”

You’re breathing heavy again, you notice.

And Peter keeps his promise, guiding the class through gentle stretches and poses. You keep your eyes glued to his form. For science.

Muscles flexing and a light sheen sweat forming on his face.

His eyes find you more than anyone else in the group. He starts traveling through the group when he’s convinced they’ve got the sequence down. He’s a great teacher.

At some point, midway through your 3rd downward dog, you notice that he’s glided to your side. You hadn’t even seen him coming, your eyes fixed on the blades of grass in front of your face, when you feel two large hands gently press around your pelvic crest.

Your heart stutters the second he touches you, and the butterflies in your stomach carry the wind from your lungs.

“Just like this,” Peter whispers, only loud enough for you to hear, as he guides your hips back into a more pointed position. “You’re doing so well.” You notice him line up your hips with his, and you swear he could lift you up by your pelvis with just the strength of his fingers.

You love downward dog. You love anything with dogs. Doggy style, all the way. Every time.

And with his help, goddamn it, the stretch is satisfying. You feel your spine start to decompress. Air fills your lungs in short measured breaths. His hands remain on you, encompassing your hips and the small of your back, pulling you into a delicious pose.

“Right there. Does that feel good?” he coos.

This mother Hubbard.

You moan. And then clear your throat. “Yeah,” you cough, trying to recover.

You can’t see his face but you can feel the body heat reverberating from him. And you can hear that cocky grin in his voice as he whispers back. “Good girl.”

Somehow, you survived. It was at the end of the class, when everyone else bolted and you were struggling to roll up your mat and ignore just how SWEATY your crotch was, when Peter kneeled down in front of you to help you. You gaped at his long fingers, curling the rubber into a neat cylinder.

“So how was it? I hope we didn’t go too hard on you.” His voice was like warm syrup. His eyes were dark chocolate pools. His lips looked like sugar-coated cherries.

He was bad for your health, without a doubt.

“No, um, it-it was g-good,” you shyly replied. “I’m just a little rusty.”

“Well, we can work on that,” he gazed at you with a lazy half smile. It was clear he found your timidness amusing. Appetizing, even. “See you next week?”

“Yes,” you blurted out, without hesitation. “Thank you. Thank you, Master.”

Your eyes went wide, locked on his. The word drifted into the atmosphere, a balloon swept away, never to return. He quirked a brow upward.

Your face turned crimson. “Teacher,” you stuttered “Teach— Guru? I… I don’t know why I said that.”

He licked his lips as he stared at yours, unabashed and unafraid.

“We can work on that, too.”

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boleynecklace · 3 months

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#happy birthday lizzie #i'm 600 words into my dissertation's introduction #and obvs i'm gonna be talking about her in it so #moodboard #tudor memes #elizabeth of york #tudor queens #tudor history #english history #history memes #historical memes #maria rambles #personal #historical queens #medieval history #english queens

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coincasual · 1 year

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a queen, a misplaced princess, and a little hero

#ever after high #eah lizzie #eah briar #eah nina #lizzie hearts #briar beauty #nina thumbell #the young queen lizzie trying to run the kingdom in her cursed mothers stead #the evil queen cursed her mother and madness and illness eventually caused her to be bedridden..seemingly courtly (who had just broken up #with lizzie and was working with the evil queen by practicing banned magic and curses) was who the queen tried to get as her replacement #due to the curse clouding her mind #the people of wonderland rose up with the rebel lizzie and lizzie was able to take her rightful place on the throne #the misplaced princess briar.. she was cursed by one of the evil queens ancestors to sleep for 1000 years #or until someone is able to break the curse.. she is awoken 600 years later when apple and darling stumble upon the overgrown ruins and #defeat the cursed thins that enshroud the tower #briar and nina and feybelle were all affected by the curse because #feybelle (who was working for the ancient evil queen at the time) rebelled against her for briar sake #nina and feybelle joined together to try and save briar from the ancient queens curse..and while they were partially successful in #weakening the ancient queen..they were cursed as well #also nina loves flower arranging 💕💕💕💕💕✨🥹

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ifyouknowwhomistydayisiloveyou · 1 month

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My first Polaroid I actually like 🌸

#polaroid #polaroid600 #girlblogger #coquetteaesthetic #lanadelrey #vintagecamera #analogphoto

#polaroid #polaroid 600 #vintage camera #lana del rey aesthetic #analog photography #lana del ray aka lizzy grant

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crescentfool · 2 months

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bonerattle arena fucks severely. i was not expecting it to rival my love for jammin' salmon junction, but wow. this map feels like a love letter to people who love and enjoy salmon run. (i ended up playing the rotation for around 3.5 hours... which you can watch here if you like!)

the map's circular shape on normal/high tide effectively makes the spawns from this map come from every angle. it's a test of awareness and movement skill- and the walls + inkrails really, really make rotating around the map feel so fluid and easy.

and low tide's hexagonal two-ring design is so fascinating too! instead of testing movement, it tests your team's ability to make judgment calls on luring and making sure you don't overwhelm basket from luring too much.

i also feel that every special in salmon feels really rewarding to use on this map- even reefslider! i've played enough to see that most specials bring so much utility and value, and i just love that no special feels like it's "useless" on this map.

there's also a few flyfish tech on this map that echoes the bomb tricks on jammin' salmon junction and spawning grounds (and i guess gone fission too), it feels really intuitive on what spots can pop two baskets at once (it's the grates and the rails) and i just? feel really rewarded for playing as much salmon as i do.

i feel that the map's inclusion of the ink rail mechanic evokes a lot of similar vibes to ruins of ark polaris- and i really liked that! there's definitely some things i want to fine tune and understand better about them, but they're really fun.

i still need to see how other weapons feel on this map, but it feels like both mobile and stationary weapons can exceed here- there's nice perches for long range weapons, lots of walls for quick weapons to use to escape situations... it's so swag...! a very good final map, i think!

#lizzy speaks #OOOUGH I LOVE THIS MAP SO FUCIG MUCH I NEEDED TO MUSE ABOUT IT ON TUMBLR #i streamed it on twtich cos iknew that i lked the weps and what i saw of the map.. oh its so good it made me so talkative #i won like 91% of my shifts (21/23) and idk I JUST FEEL LIKE MY practice on other maps and every weapon has paid off #the only real waves that i had trouble with was the night ones mostly in respects to quota. i think it was grillers/glowflies that made-#me have those losses so it wasnt a full sweep to evp 450 #but also the map's new so i can forgive ppl for that. i definitely felt i needed to pay more attention to snatchers on night waves #there's also the question of whether or not using the ink rails as a wall clinging equivalent 4 glowflies is a good idea (eggs inthe pits)#ough. i love video games. this map feels so polished TO ME... anyone who likes salmon should give this a try #ALSO THE NEW DUALIES. GOOD STUFF. i really enjoy it's turret mode against king salmonid it helps shred soo nicely #it feels like a nice hybrid of dualie squelchers (the range) and dapples (the fire rate) like OHHHH. idc if its bad in pvp if its good in s #ok thats all :) im gonna play more tomorrow :D maybe i can get to 600.... or 999 (if i am lucky) (i am over my head)#splatoon scratches an itch in my brain for sure this game is soo fun.... YIPEE! i hope everyone has smthn that makes them happy gn!!

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farfromstrange · 11 months

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So… this just happened?

I love you guys so much 🫶🏻

#600 followers #thank you so much!!#lizzi talks #follower appreciation #to everyone following me thanks for putting up with my shit #matt murdock #michael kinsella #charlie cox

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minecraftbookshelf · 1 year

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I totally am not considering Empires Season 1 AUs

Jimmy, pouting: “Why do I have to get married for the treaty.”

Lizzie, eating breakfast: “Because the Wither Rose Alliance refused anything less than a marriage and I figured you would rather marry one of their allies than one of them.”

Jimmy, sulking: “So obviously I should marry the one we know nothing about bc his brother keeps him home under lock and key.”

Lizzie, spreading jam on a fish filet: “Well if the worst comes to worst and he’s absolutely terrible, at least you can just outlive him. Elves only live like four or five hundred years anyway.”

Jimmy: *opens his mouth*

Jimmy: *closes his mouth*

Jimmy: “How did that plan work out for you, then?”

Seablings: *look at each other*

Seablings: *look at Joel*

Joel, a perfectly normal, garden variety human. Who has inexplicably been married to Lizzie for ~600 years now: “is there something on my face?”

Lizzie: “Point taken.”

Meanwhile, in Rivendell

Scott, who has been relying on his brother’s lava magic to keep him from freezing their whole kingdom over for a long time now: “Oh yes this is going to go so well. We’re going to end up going to war with the Ocean because I accidentally turn the swamp kingdom into an ice skating rink. Excellent diplomacy, brother. You should get a prize.”

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hgejfmw-hgejhsf · 3 months

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WIP Wednesday!

Ahh, another pre-scheduled WIP Wednesday while I am snoozing the night away because I selfishly like to awaken to see what those of you who are night owls (or in other time zones) think of my snippets first thing in the morning when I wake up. Much love to @getmehighonmagic and @whimsymanaged for the early tags so that I could justify scheduling a post at midnight! Haha

This snippet is from the 600 words I managed to write last night for what I hope is an upcoming little one shot (and partial songfic) featuring a really important anniversary for Henry and how he deals with it.

He finds himself jealous of his younger self, ignorant of the pain that’s already written in permanent ink into his future, though he still has several chapters of seemingly blank parchment to fill before he reaches it. An unstoppable, unchangeable moment scratched so violently into the page that it tears holes into the chapters that follow, forcing him to find ways around, under, or even through the chasm ripped into his life’s story as he attempts to continue on. With each new page, the tear begins to close, little by little, until it appears healed to the naked eye. But the weight of it, of the pen bearing down, is heavy enough that there’s a permanence to every remaining sheet. A scar, denting the smooth surface before the ink has even had a chance to properly sink in. He knows it will remain there for as long as his story lasts, never quite healing back to the pristine perfection of a truly blank page, waiting and begging to be touched by the smooth lines of a pen, the scratch of a quill, or the click of a typewriter.

No pressure tags under the cut for all my lovelies!

@adreamareads @affectionatelyrs @anchoredarchangel @anincompletelist @barbiediaz @cha-melodius @cricketnationrise @daisymae-12 @duchessdepolignaca03 @firenati0n @gayrootvegetable @guillermosfamiliar @happiness-of-the-pursuit @heybuddy-drabbles @indomitable-love @indestructibleheart @inexplicablymine @junebugclaremontdiaz @kiwiana-writes @leaves-of-laurelin @leojfitz @lfg1986-2 @littlemisskittentoes @lizzie-bennetdarcy @magicandarchery @msmarvelouswinchester @mulderscully @ninzied @notspecialbabe @onthewaytosomewhere @priincebutt @rockyroadkylers @ships-to-sail @songliili @sparklepocalypse @ssmtskw @stereopticons @suseagull04 @theprinceandagcd @thinkof-england @tintagel-or-cockleshells @typicalopposite @user-anakin @vanillahigh00 @violetbaudelaire-quagmire @wordsofhoneydew @zwiazdziarka

#wip wednesday #rwrb fic #rwrb fanfic #rwrb fanfiction #my fics #my wips #my writing

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wren-kitchens · 1 year

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anyway i’m gonna spam you guys with various unfinished things that I like here’s a vampire au I came up with a little while ago lmao

“you know, I wasn’t even gonna buy it.” scott is saying to grian. “like, I knew it was silver, but equally the price was just ridiculous.”

“you did buy it though.” grian points out. “how much even was it?”

“like, £250.” scott says.

“for that?” grian says, pointing at the little poppy pendant on scott’s necklace.

“i know.” scott nods. “I think I was scammed. there’s not even a gem in here.”

“you think?” grian says. “you’ve been alive for, like, 600 years and you didn’t think to haggle. not to mention that’s literally silver; how are you still wearing it?”

“I like it.” scott shrugs. “besides, it’s not too painful.”

“it shouldn’t be at all painful!” grian exclaims. “just get fake silver, no one can tell the difference.”

“yeah, but this was only in genuine silver.” scott says. “besides i’m sure i’ll have a spare chain lying around, i’ll look later.”

“I swear, lizzie is the only one who cares about safety here.”

at that moment, the door crashes open, lizzie stood panting in the doorway, flapping her arms excitedly at something behind her.

“speak of the devil.” grian says.

“hello.” scott says. “any reason you want to dent my wall?”

“new- new vampire.” lizzie says through breaths. “oh, goodness. I ran here.”

“sit down.” grian says. “and I retract my previous statement. apparently only I care about safety.”

lizzie sinks into a sofa, fanning her face. she glances over at scott. “is that real silver?”

“yup.” scott says.

“that’s silly.” lizzie says.

“well, i’m gonna get another chain.” scott says.

“still silly.” lizzie says. “that stuff doesn’t mess around.”

“what’s this about silver?” joel is at the door, accompanied by an unfamiliar man.

“scott has a silver necklace.” grian says.

“that’s dumb.” joel says.

“that’s what I said.” lizzie nods. “anyway! new vampire, guys!”

“hey.” the stranger says shyly.

he’s quite pretty. tall, with honey blonde hair and brown eyes. he looks like a newly turned, not quite old yet. scott can’t seem to take his eyes off him.

“i’m jimmy.” he says. “uh. not.. entirely sure how this whole vampire thing works? um. yeah.” he chuckles awkwardly. scott might be in love.

grian clearly notices (because of course he does) and snorts. scott elbows him.

“he’s just some guy.”

“and so what is scar?”

scott watches grian’s face turn red with smug satisfaction.

“shut up.”

“guys, introduce yourselves!” lizzie says as joel sits on the sofa next to her.

“i’m grian.” he says. “been around for, uh.. about half a millennia. and i actually care about safety.” he shoots scott a look.

scott rolls his eyes. “i’m scott. i’ve been alive for 617 years. and.. I don’t know, I like poppies.” he shrugs, hoping it’s not obvious how much he’s trying to look casual.

“you know me and lizzie.” joel says. “uh, there are a couple of others but they’re not here today.”

“well, welcome to the club.” grian says. he turns to lizzie. “do we have a name, I can’t remember.”

“I have no idea, I set this up centuries ago.” lizzie says. “if we do I can’t remember it.”

she looks up to see jimmy still stood awkwardly. “come sit!” she says, patting the sofa on the other side of her.

“yeah, we don’t bite.” scott grins. “well, not often.”

“oh, don’t tease.” lizzie says, as jimmy sits down tentatively next to her. “he’s kidding.” she tells him. “we don’t even drink blood.”

jimmy frowns. “what do you drink?”

“coconut water.” grian says. “it can be used for emergency blood transfusions—joel found this out for us—and so it’s somehow the same for us as drinking blood.”

jimmy grins, and god damn it, he’s handsome. “wait, so you’re vegan vampires?”

“I-“ lizzie thinks for a second. “vegan is when you eat only plants, right?” joel nods. “then yes, I suppose so.”

“that’s so funny.” jimmy says. “oh! that’s what you should call this club! ‘vegan vampires’!” he exclaims, and oh, god, it is so cute.

“I like that.” lizzie says, clicking her fingers. “can we call it that?”

“you made this club.” grian reminds her. “so yeah.”

“awesome!” lizzie beams. “we are now the vegan vampires.”

#I doubt i’m gonna finish this icl #flower husbands #hoax writes #empiresshipping #au

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xxswagcorexx · 2 years

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okay so. based on my last post about ao3 statistics i have decided to do further research based on mcyt fandoms (specifically hermitcraft, the traffic smps/life series, empires smp, dream smp, and lifesteal smp) on ao3 and have compiled my findings into one coherent post!

awards for a few categories are at the end! :)

Hermitcraft

hermitcraft is the only fandom on this list to have the tag "No Romantic Relationship(s)" be the most tagged relationship with 847 out of all 9268 fics being tagged, roughly ~9% of all fics

onto actual relationships, Grian/Mumbo or Grumbo is the most tagged relationship with 626 out of 9268 fics being tagged, roughly ~7% of all fics. 313 fics have Grumbo as their OTP/only contain this relationship

Grian & Mumbo or Waffle Duo is the most tagged platonic relationship with 538 out of 9268 fics being tagged, roughly ~6% of all fics

hermitcraft is the only fandom on this list to have the tag "Fluff" be the most tagged additional tag with 1729 out of 9268 fics being tagged, roughly ~19% of all fics

despite this, the tag "Angst" is close behind with 1725 out of 9268 fics being tagged, roughly ~19%. there's only a 4-number difference between "Angst" taking over "Fluff"!

Traffic SMPs/Life Series

Grian & Scar or Desert Duo is the most tagged relationship with 544 out of 2885 fics being tagged, roughly ~19% of all fics

Grian/Scar or Scarian is the most tagged romantic relationship with 401 out of 2885 fics being tagged, roughly ~14% of all fics. 178 fics have Scarian as their OTP/only contain this relationship

Scott/Jimmy or Flower Husbands is the second most tagged romantic relationship with 347 out of 2885 fics being tagged, roughly ~12% of all fics. 149 fics have Flower Husbands as their OTP/only contain this relationship

despite very little interactions before double life, Jimmy/Tango or Team Rancher is the third most tagged romantic relationship with 217 out of 2885 fics being tagged, roughly ~8% of all fics. 82 fics have Team Rancher as their OTP/only contain this relationship. for Platonic Team Rancher, 194 out of 2885 fics or ~7% are tagged

also since im biased and this is my post (i am an ethubs/divorced duo enjoyer), 144 out of 2885 fics or ~5% fics are tagged with Bdubs & EthosLab

"Angst" is the most tagged additional tag with 898 out of 2885 fics being tagged, roughly ~31% of all fics, making "Traffic SMPs/Life Series" the angstiest fandom on this list!

Empires SMP

Jimmy/Scott or Flower Husbands is the most tagged relationship with 600 out of 1709 fics being tagged, roughly ~35% of all fics. 250 fics have Flower Husbands as their OTP/only contain this relationship

Flower Husbands is the most tagged relationship by a longshot, with the second most tagged relationship being Joel/Lizzie or Jizzie with 298 out of 1709 fics being tagged, roughly ~17% of all fics

as a result, "Empires SMP" has more fics tagged as "M/M" or "Male/Male Relationships" than "Gen", a rare occurrence on this list!

"Alternate Universe - Empires SMP Setting (Video Blogging RPF)" is the most tagged additional tag with 496 out of 1709 fics being tagged, roughly ~29% of all fics

"Angst" is the second most tagged additional tag with 414 out of 1709 fics being tagged, roughly ~24% of all fics

Dream SMP*

*due to the complicated matter of Dream SMP tagging, i will be including statistics from the fandoms "Dream SMP", "Video Blogging RPF", and "Minecraft (Video Game)"

Wilbur & Tommy or Crime Boys is the most tagged relationship in the fandom "Dream SMP" with 7703 out of 53803 fics being tagged, roughly ~14% of all fics

"Angst" is the most tagged additional tag in the fandom "Dream SMP" with 14655 out of 53803 fics being tagged, roughly ~27% of all fics

Dream/George or DreamNotFound is the most tagged relationship in the fandom "Video Blogging RPF" with 19104 out of 209369 fics being tagged, roughly ~9% of all fics. 9988 fics have DreamNotFound as their OTP/only contain this relationship

"Fluff" is the most tagged additional tag in the fandom "Video Blogging RPF" with 43324 out of 209374 fics being tagged, roughly ~21% of all fics. note that "Video Blogging RPF" includes other fandoms outside of mcyt, which is why i put "Hermitcraft" as the only fandom on this list with more fluff fics

Dream/George or DreamNotFound is the most tagged relationship in the fandom "Minecraft (Video Game)" with 13938 out of 96745 fics being tagged, roughly ~14% of all fics. 6872 fics have DreamNotFound as their OTP/only contain this relationship

"Angst" is the most tagged additional tag in the fandom "Minecraft (Video Game)" with 26310 out of 96746 fics being tagged, roughly ~27% of all fics

Lifesteal SMP

Branzy/ClownPierce or Clownzy is the most tagged relationship with 66 out of 121 fics being tagged, roughly ~55% of all fics. 51 fics have Clownzy as their OTP/only contain this relationship

as a result, "Lifesteal SMP" has a majority of fics tagged as "M/M" or "Male/Male Relationships" (68 fics) than "Gen" (30 fics)

"Angst" is the most tagged additional tag with 25 out of 121 fics being tagged, roughly ~21% of all fics

Fandom Awards!

the "Fluffiest" fandom award goes to "Hermitcraft"! "Hermitcraft" is the only mcyt exclusive fandom on this list to have more fics tagged "Fluff" than fics tagged "Angst" with a rough percentage of ~19%!

the "Angstiest" fandom award goes to "Traffic SMPs/Life Series"! "Traffic SMPs/Life Series" has the most fics tagged "Angst" with a rough percentage of ~31%!

the "Shippiest" fandom award goes to "Lifesteal SMP"! "Lifesteal SMP" has the most fics tagged with the ship Branzy/ClownPierce with a rough percentage of ~55%!

the only fandom that comes close to the "Shippiest" fandom is "Empires SMP"! "Empires SMP" has the second most fics tagged with the ship Jimmy/Scott with a rough percentage of ~35%!

a note as always, these statistics will probably be outdated soon. as a frame of reference, these statistics were taken on August 2nd, 2022 at ~4 PM EST!

#mcyt #hermitcraft #traffic smp #empires smp #dream smp #dsmp #lifesteal smp #ooooh boy #hermitshipping #empiresshipping #dsmpshipping #mcytshipping #<- theyre just mentioned but just for blacklist #im not gonna add the ship tags cus wed be here forever LMAO #anyways!!! fun ao3 statstics time again #this post took too long to write if you see any misspellings ignore them i have no respect for the english language #anyways SNORK MI MI MI MI im gonna sleep or lay down now #enjoy the funny post :)

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playername-player-of-games · 9 months

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I thought lizzie and pearl might go back and be there man on the inside kind of like rose did where she tried to talk to the other diamonds but eventually gave up and faked her shattered

that way she could be in the crystal gems with out the corruption blast happening

but the thought of lizzie and Joel saying goodbye so she could go back to home world while it’s good angst is unlikely because they care about each other more then the rebellion

that could work !! and that’d be a fun version of the au to explore (I was even considering it for a while), the only problem is: Joel is clingy. Lizzie is clingy. Do NOT separate them. they are giving you sad puppy dog eyes please they don’t want to spend another 600 years apart,

#asks #gemcyt

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liz-allyn · 2 years

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📸 pretty pls

CELEBRATE WITH ME!

Oof, ask and thou shalt receive. Nonnie I give you…

mob!Peter who you spot in an alley outside of a auto repair shop where he just did some body work on a poor bastard who couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

You happen to work at a coffee shop that shares the same alley, and when you’re taking out the trash, you spot him lingering against the wall. You can feel his eyes on you.

Weird stuff 16+ under the cut.

Are you 16? Ok, now go away and come back when you’re 18, just because everything else I write is filth and I can’t take you seriously if you’ve never heard of the Beastie Boys. Anyway where were we—ok…

You try to go about your business, but those eyes. Against your better judgment, you look over at him to find them still glued to your body.

You make eye contact immediately, then look away, anxiously. Now it’s awkward. And you’re a nice person (perhaps to a fault) and can’t stand awkward silences. So you stand there, deer in the headlights, trying to play normal as his honey eyes drip all over you.

“Hi,” you squeak.

A small smile curves his lips. “Hi.”

He looks sinfully seductive, like warm gooey chocolate cake, and he looks at you like you’re a meal yourself. It makes your mouth water and your tummy quake, and all of a sudden you feel hunger.

Your eyes travel down the length of his arms, passed his rolled up sleeves, and down the length of his fingers.

He’s got hands that look like they could play the piano, or they were made to dance across a fretboard, or pull could beautiful sounds from any of God’s instruments. He was a composer, probably. A maestro. A conductor.

You lick your lips as your eyes wandered down the staff of his fingers, measure by measure, note by note, until you could see the stain on his fingertips.

Red. But not from ink. From the measure of an unlucky human.

Your tummy rumbled again.

At least now you know why you were hungry.

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I've noticed that the gentry tends to look down on lawyers. In P&P there's a whole paragraph where Caroline talks about how Lizzy has an uncle who's a lawyer and how fitting that makes her for Darcy since his uncle was a high ranking judge. And in Downton Abby the news that the new heir Matthew Crawley works as a lawyer is almost scandalous to them. Why is that?

Okay, short answer: There are two types of lawyers and Mr. Philips and Matthew Crawley (I'm assuming, it's been a minute since I watched DA) are the wrong type. Only one type was considered gentry.

Long Answer: There were actually SIX TYPES OF LAWYERS because there were three systems of law and two types of lawyers for each system. The basic difference was this, "middle class" lawyers did research and prepared for court cases, did wills etc. Today in England they would be called a solicitor. But at this time they were also called attorneys and proctors.

The gentry class lawyers, today called barristers, are the ones who actually argued in court and could become judges. They were also called serjeants and advocates. I think we can safely assume that John Knightley (Emma) is a barrister, or upper class lawyer. The other barrister is probably Mr. William Elliot from Persuasion.

Mr. Shepherd (Persuasion), Wickham's father and Mr. Philips (Pride & Prejudice) are all probably solicitors of some variety.

So why and what is the difference? The biggest difference is that solicitors did an apprenticeship and were paid directly by their clients. Barristers were paid a commission "gift" by a solicitor, which made their profession FANCY and HIGH CLASS. They also went to university and had to join the very exclusive barrister club (there were only about 600 of them in England at this time). The wife of a barrister could also be presented at court, but not a solicitor.

And of course, in keeping with this distinction, barristers made a lot more money. On average around £4000 a year, but up to £15,000!

The three systems of law were common, canon (church), and equity. Common law covered almost everything. Equity law a secondary system where someone who believed their common law verdict was too strict could seek relief, it also handled guardianship and things like trusts. Canon law dealt with divorce and wills, as well as special permission to do things in the church, like holding multiple livings.

By the way, divorce by criminal conversation (cheating) went through the common law court, canon court, and then went to parliament. It was not cheap or easy!

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CONGRATS ON 600 LIZZIE!!!!

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