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crumbztoast · 2 years
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down in the dumps
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xxsabitoxx · 2 years
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Remember how I was talking about Priest Kyojuro absolutely defiling and doing terrible things to you out of anger because he simply cannot resist your body? Pushing aside every moral, value and vow he knows to completely disregard everything he dedicated his life too? Well let me offer you this… his daddy.
Tell me Shinjuro wouldn’t perfectly fit. He puts on a front every time he’s in public, every time he’s around others. What they don’t know is he’s trying to get himself drunk off of the red wine that supposed to represent blood. That he’s hiding the fact that he’s already broken the number one rule and has two sons he tells no one about. That he’s utterly addicted to the woman that puts together music for the masses he preaches at. That he fucks her in the confessional before and after each ceremony.
I dunno… just a thought.
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my-little-girlboss · 2 months
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Tbh, I don't know how people genuinely headcanon Falin as trans when Laios is right there.
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gyubby99 · 10 months
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@disneyanddisneyships voxistar beef ft. Mal and vox being out of control (i think)
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hyundone · 2 years
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HELP
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mrsoharaa · 8 months
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so are we not going to talk about how ridable geto's beautiful face is in that new trailer?? never mind gojo's heavy panting, nanami's intense tie folding or choso's gleaming death stare-- this ain't about them.
it's all about my precious baby girl, suguru. ♡
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cleopatrachampagne · 2 years
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shocked bystander at sydney, australia’s annual mardis gras pride parade (1994)
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voids-cave · 9 months
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i see one more skinny rer leon and im going beast mode. that man has FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! give him some respect!!!!
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monismochi · 9 months
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Dhwhdh NOT HIM READING THE "JEON JIMIN" COMMENT
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juniorectobiologist · 2 months
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atlastuck
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vynnyal · 2 months
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Some comics
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gyubby99 · 2 years
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I absolutely do not ship ellastar just bc I think Taylor's songs remind me of them bc LOVE is not always romantic. Girl missing guy automatically does not mean she's inlove with him she literally got betrayed by someone she knew before she could walk that would require so muh time of healing. Like so much.
And um also because ella and elias are literally 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
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acidiccunt · 1 year
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i was getting on my knees to pray to u but sure i can suck u off too while im at it
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tennant-davids · 1 month
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GOOD OMENS David Tennant as Crowley
BAFTA Nominee for Male Performance in a Comedy
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katsukikitten · 3 months
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A rambling that adds more detail to this post about hockey players Izuku and Katsuki.
It doesn't help that you're the coach's pretty little daughter of one of the best hockey teams. At every home game and nearly every away game, you're there behind the plexiglass, insisting you buy your own tickets even when your dad can get you in for free. But occasionally you'll take his offer of a free game although it usually comes with the stipulation of being shoved into one of the manager's polo's, given a clipboard, and since this happened to be an away game you'd be forced to sit on the rowdy bus for the three hour drive.
But you really wanted to watch the championship and your paycheck came in too late when the rival match finals were FINALLY announced, it didn't help that the tickets were sold out in seconds!
So you'll stand by Daddy dearest trying to look important just behind the bench inside the cramped box the team will sit in while they wait to come on and off the ice. The team of course had to arrive early and since this was an away game, you had to look every bit the part of staff as everyone else. Which meant you too had to be in the locker room while the men stripped themselves with ease. Snarling and shoving playfully in the pre game excitement, arguing over who moved who's helmet and “where the fuck are we gonna eat after we win tonight?!”
Some of them speaking lewdly off their latest piece of ass and how Bakugou “had her barkin like a bitch in heat.” Before a chorus of laughs is shared sided from a hissed “Kacchan!” followed by a rough shove into metal lockers.
It isn't until they're all pulling on their jerseys on does your dad clear his throat. Giving the speech of the century but it half falls on deaf ears. Your cheeks burn as you feel every eye on you as if they only just now realized you'd been there the whole time but two men in partial catch your eye.
Izuku, beat red under his freckles, brows furrowed as if he's embarrassed he had such a dirty mouth in front of a lady. Embarrassed of the ‘locker room talk’ and how your tight pair of jeans has his cock twitching at the thought of you barking like a bitch in heat. His gloved hand comes to grip at the nape of his neck but it does little to quell the drunken gaze he gives you, his heated cheeks morphing into pure lust. Emerald eyes slipping around the room and when he sees Todoroki staring too intently at you his glare becomes deadly. Shouto looks away and then Izuku finds another poor soul to glare at, already possessive over something that wasn't even his.
The other being a toxic bromine, smiling wolfishly palming himself roughly as he keeps eye contact with you. Strong grip with his other hand on his hockey stick as he daydreams about you. He wants you in doggy first then missionary because you're so fuckin pretty and he's dying to know what you look like when you cum. Especially when you're creaming on his cock. He's dreamt about you before, he's fucked his fist to you before and he sure as hell has knocked some asshole’s teeth out over you before. It didn't matter if it was his own teammates or the opposing team with the exception that Izuku was allowed to make an occasional comment but no more than three before the childhood rivals would be at each other's throats.
Their gaze are always a little unnerving with their intensity, almost predatory and yet it never makes you feel uncomfortable. They'd proven before that they'd protect you when push came to shove, they did four seasons ago when you first moved to the city and before anyone on the team even knew the coach had kids, let alone a daughter. The bar was crowded, it was a rival team against some other team the city happened to give less of a shit about. The players were on an off day enjoying their few hours off the ice and of course the rough men chose a bar where they could watch a fucking hockey game and shoot shit.
You'd finally found a table with a decent view of one of the many TVs and the bar so you could easily get up and get yourself a drink. But your new male coworker offered to bully his way through the players for you, ending up at the end of the bar by a bulky curly haired man and loud ass ash blonde. Getting caught up in the game and taking your eyes off your coworker but only for a moment.
“Are you trying to spike her drink?” A thick scarred hand is over one of the glasses on the bar top, your coworker flushed red.
“Huh?”
“Ya fuckin dumb?” The ash blonde reaches over the curly haired man, yanking your coworker’s tie harshly, effectively smashing the man's face into the polished wood.
“He said were ya tryin to date rape that pretty woman over there?” The blonde cocks his head in your direction, a group of eight eyes turn to look over their shoulder and then back at your shitty coworker. Who stammers, tried to get himself out of the lie before the sweetest, deadliest voice comes from the freckled sunshine boy of the team.
“Smile.” But there's nothing but malice in his eyes as he snaps the photo, immediately texting it to every bar owner he knows. (Half the city!) Your coworker fled and they offered up a seat at the bar for you but you politely declined after that they periodically glanced back to see if you left yet and if you were still okay.
So it wasn't like the only thing they wanted was to get their dick wet right?
Bedsides what probably made you super hot to them was the fact that you were the coach’s daughter, aka off limits.
Sighing as you watch them skate around the rink gracefully despite their size, Izuku and Katsuki passing to one another before taking shots at Kirishima in his full gear as they all warm up. Soon the stadium will be packed with throngs of people pressing into the glass behind you. Most of them rival fans banging on the plexi in hopes to distract or rile up the team, not realizing you'd be distraction enough.
Because all night a pair of emerald and bromine eyes will be glued to you. One giving his killer smile and the other smirking as he delivers a deadly wink.
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lotus-pear · 4 months
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bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever
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