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#this is blasphemy
thefinchez · 2 months
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yellowjackets is funny because they give you HER and you're telling me she's a straight girl?????
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pedro-pascal · 2 years
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OSCAR ISAAC in the Suit™ THE MAKING OF M🌑 🌔N KNIGHT (2022-)
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groguandin · 19 days
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sirjacobthomaskiszka · 6 months
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE COULDVE HAD TOPLESS JAKE
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chasing-storm-s · 5 months
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a mere Chevalier?? *gasp*
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princesspantyraid · 10 months
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mommy has been replaced by the tickle monster 😤🙈 unfair
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xxsabitoxx · 2 years
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Remember how I was talking about Priest Kyojuro absolutely defiling and doing terrible things to you out of anger because he simply cannot resist your body? Pushing aside every moral, value and vow he knows to completely disregard everything he dedicated his life too? Well let me offer you this… his daddy.
Tell me Shinjuro wouldn’t perfectly fit. He puts on a front every time he’s in public, every time he’s around others. What they don’t know is he’s trying to get himself drunk off of the red wine that supposed to represent blood. That he’s hiding the fact that he’s already broken the number one rule and has two sons he tells no one about. That he’s utterly addicted to the woman that puts together music for the masses he preaches at. That he fucks her in the confessional before and after each ceremony.
I dunno… just a thought.
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can’t believe how insane this is.
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wassuppeeps · 20 days
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STOP saying things like “We’re going to Hell lol”
On Easter we went to church and our pastor was preaching, and he told us what the Bible says about Hell. The Bible says that Hell smells like rotten meat, spoiled milk, and like every other bad smell, combined, and there’s also no air so you’re constantly choking. And you’re blind and you can’t see in Hell. So you’re in a constant state of dying, but you can’t die.
Edit: I just watched a testimony of a man who went to Hell once, and Hell is A MILLION TIMES WORSE than this! DO NOT GO THERE!!!
Hell is not “cool.” It is not a rave full of drugs, it is not a city full of hot demons and/or twinks. It is a realm of suffering. Pure suffering.
So next time you say something like “We are SO going to Hell lol 😂🤣🤣”, just remember what exactly you’re getting so excited about…
(I could care less if you believe me btw. Don’t sh00t the messenger.)
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the-mocha-pokepuff · 1 year
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I Miss Them So Fucking Much.
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riverageleis · 3 months
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There is not enough Daniel Jackson Self-cest in the fandom. You know what else would be hot? Daniel Jackson/Castiel and Daniel Jackson/Crowley. I guess I have to get that far in SPN to write that fic myself. I also guess I'll have to write that Good Omens fic, too.
10/10 Daniel would just be like, "Wow! And angel? That doesn't even register on my weird scale." And also, "Wow! A demon? A demon who has been on Earth since the beginning? Yeah, that also doesn't even register on my weird scale!"
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marvinsml · 4 months
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ROBLOX CENSORS YAOI
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lemons-rosemary · 1 year
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All I want for Christmas is for Warrior Nun to get uncanceled.
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italeean · 18 days
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What the FUCK is that? •_•
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mypimpademia · 9 months
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An Auntie passes out everytime t*yl*r sw*ft is compared to Michael Jackson
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osachiyo · 7 months
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i want to do unspeakable things to you 😠😠😠😡😡😡😳🤤🤤
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