#listen I have no fuckin idea

[thewallsaretalking-again]

*GETS RESSURECTED*

I HAVE RETURNED AND THEREFORE YOU MUST SUFFER MY CREATIONS

Followers, scrollers, and sexy tumblr bots, I introduce to you two of my Original Characters: Ghost and Nile. Cybertronian rouges and scavengers, they’re part of a rough, tumble, and chaotic crew. Everyone’s taumatized and actual compliments are about as rare as energon on a dead planet. Exhibit A:

#my few week break turned into a few month break #so I’m now back and plan on making it everyone’s problem #for the record Nile has deathly bad parinoia and he may have actually lost his mind #and ghost is just really fuckin depressed #what a couple #if your interested I can do more on this little crew #just say the word #transformers #original characters #tfp #or at least in that range #tfrid 2015 #maybe #listen I have no fuckin idea #they’re in their own world at this point #WATT

[yarnacle]

its too late at night im having too many gay thoughts about these idiots so. here we are i guess.

It's Ian. No one else is going to fucking caress him. For all the informality of the company's content and general atmosphere, with this video concept especially, he's still their boss. And no one is going to want to, or have the guts to just fucking stroke his face like that. Even as he laughs and asks 'What is this?' he knows what's happening, knows who those hands belong to.

Two fingers drag down the right side of his face, and he feels the chalk that's left behind. It's going to stay for the rest of the video, and there's something to be said about that, he thinks. Something symbolic, something romantic, or even something funny, the last thought being slapped into his head when Ian's hand collides with his face.

It doesn't hurt that much, and immediately after he cracks a joke.

"This person thinks they're hilarious."

And they are, he wants to add. They're ridiculously funny, with a dark, somewhat skewed sense of humour to match his own, and they're brilliant and kind and so many other things, but right now they're making it easy for him.

"Who would caress my face and slap me outta nowhere?"

He, and everyone else in the room, and everyone who's going to watch the video, knows.

"Feels like an Ian move to me- Did you just boop me?"

Ian's locking it in, making sure that it's clear that, yeah, in case you couldn't figure it out already, it's me motherfucker.

"That's the only one you truly needed to get right."

Anthony laughs. He's not wrong - It wouldn't matter if he got everyone else dead wrong [even Angela, after hearing her speak and feeling her entire cast]. So long as he got Ian right, then it would be fine. There's probably also something to be said about how sweet that would be, but after having all the fucking braincells knocked out of his skull from the second person, he's not very poetic.

All that matters is that he guessed Ian correctly, and can still feel the two stripes of chalk on his cheek. [All that matters is that now there's a phantom warmth ghosting across his face, a replication of the gentle, almost loving strokes a distraction from the slight sting from everyone else's hands.]

#i actually have no idea if this makes sense and if its coherent. im too tired to reread it so. here we are! 1st rpf w/ fully stolen dialogue #smosh #anthony padilla #ian hecox #ianthony #implied??? idk they implied it p heavily enough themselves w/ that fuckin 'my boyfriend' title so idk anymore lolsies #fanfiction #smosh fanfiction #rpf #very veyr reluctantly #my writing #i can do better i promise [mostly lying almost all my writing is done unedited and at ungodly hours] #sighs. if any of my irls or ppl from my main blog find this its over for me the bullying will never cease. #thanks for listening to my tags ramble ill be going to bed now im too mentally ill to also be physically ill

[front-facing-pokemon]

Front facing Wizard Celebi 💪

Went through the teen plushie liker plight of being made fun of for an impulse buy two seconds after and hating this guy for a while because of that but I've come around because look at that face. Look at that cloak and leaf hat. I'd let them curse my bloodline

oh this is fucking adorable. i didn't know a Wizard Celebi aesthetic even existed, unless this is unofficial—the only thing i remember was the thing they did for halloween one time. i like this. this is good. here have some nose ratings about it:

dunno about wimpod. i feel like they're just scared. typically this is not a very Good emotion to have. i think it's in the name. Wimp od

#not pkmn #nose ratings #celebi in general is a pokémon i hold a lot of love for because i always seemed to encounter it as a kid #pokémon 4ever. i think i've talked about before how i used to like. fall asleep to that movie every night. and so i have the whole #fuckin script memorized. but then also at one point i ended up getting a celebi mystery gift from fuckin. gamestop. on pokémon diamond #which was the first event i had ever like. gone to? and i remember getting it and then trynna use it but it kept like. disobeying me #because the OT wasn't me and it was level 100. and i'd only beaten like. 2 gyms #but i thought it hated me and that's why it wouldn't listen to me. so i kept using it in battle and always had it at the front of my party #so that it would like me because i just had no idea you needed to beat the gyms to make it listen to you #and i didn't even know where to go. for the gyms. i was not very good at the game. so i just never got it to “like” me #and i ended up brushing it off as “wow‚ mythical pokémon are really high-maintenance!”

[isorottatime]

after OBSESSIVELY and INTENSELY studying every instance of luz and amity’s art in the show for HOURS with NO END (made 3 notes) i drew how i think lumity would draw each other if asked to ‘doodle [your] girlfriend’ :3c

#toh #.txt #my art stuff #toh fanart #lumity #lumity fanart #the owl house #luz x amity #listen the keyword here is DOODLE. their ideas of ‘doodling their girlfriend’ DIFFER ‼️‼️🫵 #also amity has never drawn ears. granted we only have like 3 instances of her art (that i could find) but she has not once drawn ears #amity x luz #owl house #the owl house fanart #luz noceda #amity blight #idc if amity has a mole or not shes getting a mole #also whenever amity draws herself its without her roots BECAUSE SHE VIEWED HERSELF AS AN EXTENSION OF HER MOTHER 😨‼️‼️ #fuckin love this show #amity toh #luz toh #toh s3

[sga-owns-my-soul]

sorry to everyone i tell a fic idea to that they get excited about bc i'm so bad at finishing a fic but i can offer you the start of the 8 new fics i've started this week with 0 plans on how to finish them if you would like

#rip to mushroom and spurious #i swear they must wake up to a new fuckin fic idea from me like every other day #me three days ago: omg so there's this fic i started- #me yesterday: so i had this new idea- #me today: omg so guess what i just started writing- #it's literally a curse #no one is allowed to look in my writing folders #they're shameful #i have too many fucking wips #help #how do you finish a wip #asking for a friend 😭 #they're all amazing ideas tho #like evil dictator mcshep bc elizabeth actually dies in the storm/the eye #or ford adopting a puppy and coming home bc of it #or johm ascending and bonding with atlantis to help her run #listen i have nothing but good fics ideas #i'm just. less good at actually writing them to completion #we can't all be perfect okay i need some flaws #anyways #writer struggles #personal rambles #kinda stargate

[payidaresque]

AYBUKE PUSAT for elele magazine

#aybuke pusat #womenedit #dailywomen #turkishedit #userladiesofcinema #dailytvwomen #femaledaily #wifesource #userladiesblr #payidaresque.img #ok so listen listen #this little swan over here is SO GONNA SLAY ON TESKILAT you have no fuckin idea #i just KNOW she will

[something-about-sunflowers]

Thinking about Izzy with hanahaki, coughing up flowers over Ed for like 25-30 years. Yeah it sucks but its not gonna kill him. Obviously keeps it a secret (From Ed at least, Fang and Ivan caught on but they don’t wanna get involved in All That so they keep it to themselves and help Izzy out when he gets bad spells. None of them mention it but Izzy is grateful, which makes it all the worse when they start palling around with the Revenge crew over Izzy :’Tc).

(Uh, readmore cause I didn’t expect this to get. Like. Huge. lmao)

Then Stede Fucking Bonnet comes along and things get worse as he watches Ed fall for Stede, even if he doesn’t really understand. Still, he manages. Gotta push through, Ed would expect nothing less.

And when Stede leaves and the Kraken happens Izzy goes through a good bit of hell. Ed is barely out the room after the toe incident before Izzy is hacking up so many flowers he thinks he might actually die this time. He doesn’t, though. Cleans himself up, puts his shaky legs to work. (And then Lucius finds out, doesn’t really matter who pulled him back on board, Izzy knows about it because none of them are subtle. He keeps the secret because. He’s really not sure. But Lucius is in the walls and he hears Izzy having a fit and now he knows. He wants to ask. Tries to, even, Izzy shuts him down and he’s not even angry when he does it. Just. Defeated. Lucius silently adds another thing to his ‘Things I’m Gonna Bitch At Blackbeard For Once He’s Not Crazy Anymore’ list.)

When Stede comes back its. Better. For a while. There’s a lot of hurt all around but everyone is alive and they’re (mostly) talking it through as a crew. Ed makes his apologies to the crew, even to Izzy. Stede makes his apologies as well. Izzy accepts that This Is His Life Now. Since Stede seems to actually want to learn now that he can’t just throw money at all his problems Izzy offers to actually teach him (instead of ‘teaching’ him like Ed does). He shows him the ropes (literally), gets him passable with a sword, keeps Ed focused when he’s teaching him navigation (not Izzy’s strong suit, he can manage if he needs to but Ed’s always been better at it). They actually find themselves getting along.

Izzy starts joining the crew during ‘story time’ (sometimes its stories, sometimes its other group activities, easier to just give it the one label). One night, after Stede finishes the story and everyone is heading to bed, he watches Stede and Ed head to their cabin. Sometimes they’ll ask him along for a night cap, not always though, and its. Fine. But. He watches them head off without him. The way they hold each other as they go, smiling, only eyes for each other.

He barely makes it to his room before he’s coughing up the most flowers he’s done since Ed fed him his toe. He, frustratedly, sets to work cleaning them up but. He actually stops to look at them. He stares. And stares and stares.

Two distinct types of flowers littler his floor. He tries to deny it but he understands immediately the implications. Fuck.

Still, Izzy is nothing if not the worlds most repressed trooper. He sticks it out. Or. Tries to. Its hard because Stede and Ed keep asking after him and seeking him out and talking and touching him and. Its just camaraderie he knows but. It makes him want. And he knows he can’t have that. He wouldn’t have a damn botanical garden in his chest if he could. Its starting to take its toll on him though. He can tell its getting bad because Stede and Ed are starting to worry about him. They don’t say it in so many words but he can see it in their eyes. Ed is more hesitant to go on raids, makes up some excuse about his knee playing up more than usual, but Izzy knows it because he can see how his hands shake even when at rest and he’s thinking about him slipping up in a fight. Stede’s plying him with herbal teas and feeding him several small meals throughout the day, he’s noticed Izzy can’t stomach much anymore, how he’s getting weaker by the day because of it.

He leaves after Lucius catches him having another fit. A bad one. He says he’s going to get the captains but Izzy begs him not to. ‘Not yet,’ he lies, ‘I’ll tell them myself but. Just. Give me some time.’ Lucius begrudgingly agrees, gives him two days. ‘And if you haven’t told them by then I’m going to do it myself and you can thank me later.’ Izzy leaves that night.

He shouldn’t be surprised, when he finds Calico Jack in some seedy bar at the nearest port he can reach, though he is. ‘Thought you were dead.’ He finds himself relieved he’s not, its nice to have a familiar face around if he’s gonna die here. (He knows he’s dying. Not immediately, he’s got more fight in him than that, but. Its coming on the horizon and he knows it. Like he knows a storm eventually follows a red dawn.)

Jack eyes him, calculating, never as drunk as he pretends to be. Izzy doesn’t know what he sees but he breaks into his usual grin and says, ‘Nah, still got - what is it - four? Four lives left. Take more than some crazy bird’s cursed cannon ball to take down Calico Jack, babydoll.’ If it were anybody else, Izzy would be bristling at the nickname, but he’s long since resigned himself to being called things like that from Jack. Jack loses his easy grin though and adds ‘You look a bit like death fuckin warmed over though, fuck happened to you?’ There’s genuine care in his tone and it reminds Izzy so much of Ed and Stede and, thank fuck Jack seems to notice because Izzy’s slapping a hand over his mouth and Jack is taking his arm and they barely make it to the shitty little room Jack’s occupying before the petals start spilling out. Jack holds him through the fit, its nice. Izzy almost regrets when its over because Jack sets him down on the bed and steps back, fixes him with a look he’s too exhausted to decipher. ‘Fuck.’ He says, eventually. ‘Think we’re gonna need a drink for this.’ The alcohol burns his tender throat but he knows Jack is gonna get him to talk anyway and its easier with the rum so he drinks. And he talks.

Jack doesn’t call him an idiot but its strongly implied. Izzy doesn’t know what he expects him to do, its not as if he chose this. He doesn’t call him an idiot though, instead he. Takes care of him? Its odd, he knows Jack isn’t as callous and heartless as he pretends to be, knows he’s actually got pretty good bedside manners in fact (There’d been a time before all the legend and everything after when they were all sailing together, they’d lost their medic during a raid and Jack stepped up. He was no doctor but he knew enough to keep everyone from dying til they go someone new. He also had a child and Izzy knew, for all that he was regularly absent from their life, he wasn’t an absent father. He knew how to care for people.), but it surprises him nonetheless to have it turned towards him. Like it matters to him that Izzy is as comfortable as he can be, given the circumstances.

Izzy manages to be up and around most days but they’re growing fewer. Lacking much better to do (he’s never been good at sitting idle) he follows Jack around when he can manage to get out of bed. On days where he can’t Jack still goes out, Izzy wonders why, he mostly just drinks and fucks around, its hardly as if he can’t do that here with Izzy. He supposes he must not make for very good company, sorry state he’s in. Still.

He’s more than a bit annoyed that it takes him hacking up even more flowers after Jack leaves one morning, with a ‘Be back sometime this evening Babydoll, I got something for you,’ to realize. ‘Fuck’s sake,’ he rasps, staring down at the mound of three distinct types of petals. He’s so tired. He’ll clean it up later, promises himself he’ll be up before Jack gets back to clean them up.

He dreams of warm hands, fond smiles, soft touches, and tender voices and wakes coughing up more and more flowers. He can’t breathe. Tears sting his eyes, from the pain in his throat and his lungs, at the thought of being alone at the end like this. He spares a brief thought towards how Jack will react, coming back this evening to find him gone. Wonders how Stede would react. Edward. Still more flowers.

The door bursts open and Izzy doesn’t have the air or the energy to startle. Jack. Jack is there and he looks panicked. And there’s Stede behind him. And Edward. Somehow Izzy finds the air to let out a hysterical little laugh, it comes out more of a gasp. Must have died already, he thinks, how else could they all be here, as though his thoughts summoned them.

‘Izzy!’ He’s not sure which of them is calling him, his vision is starting to go spotty and his ears are ringing. Maybe none of them, maybe its a trick of his desperate, dying mind. There’s hands on him, warm and soft and. Instinct tells him to fight, he can’t see who’s touching him, he knows he needs to fight but. He’s so tired. He can’t see but he feels his eyes slip shut.

‘Izzy, I love you.’

Nothing.

#the dork is being a dork #the dork does a fic #apparently #izzy hands #edward teach #stede bonnet #jack rackham #uh #stackedhands #gentlejizzed #im not sure what the agreed upon ship name is tbh #izzy/ed/stede/cj #he wakes up afterward to some very angry worried faces #they're all crying and telling him they love him talking over each other #lucius is also there crying telling him he's a fucking idiot and he should have listened to him earlier #jack put 2 and 2 together to realize izzy was sick over ed and stede so when he went out without izzy he was tracking them down #as best he could without actually leaving trying to get the message to them that izzy was dying over them and 'if you dont get your sorry #fucking asses here before he does and fix this then i'm gonna fuckin kill yall myself' #naturally they were already looking for izzy and they booked it when word reached them #real talk i have no idea where this came from i was just struck by the thought #izzy hands‚ the one man repressed and stupid enough to almost die from hanahaki over THREE people at once #i hope its obvious that they all do love him and he's just really fucking stupid about it

[presiding]

an audio narration/excerpt from an unreleased chapter, re: emily's changes to the timeline in dh2. i guess this is a behind the scenes???

reading aloud is one of my fav editing tricks. v minor spoilers for unreleased chapter of the monster in the hull

#dishonored #dishonored 2 #billie/emily #the monster in the hull #dishonored fic #read by author #woe. aussie accent be upon ye #no idea if i ended up fixing the volume. its my first day using audacity decided it was time to pick up a new skill #as an editing technique i only listen back if its like. a mouthfeel issue im having trouble putting my finger on #but i do try and have fun with it - for me its easy to wrack up high word counts but editing can become extremely tedious #so forcing myself to fuckin READ it. helps a lot? you know? #a post for the two people that might want this #ah well only postin' for the real ones <3

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE by The Narcissistic Cookbook.

Yeah, that. Whatever that is, I like it.

#This song gives me so much seratonin #I have no idea what it even is #People seeing this #Go listen to it #It's super wack and also a jam #Need I say more #the narcissist cookbook #Music #“No one ever got happier sittin' around. Waitin' to get happier. So stop making excuses and start making yourself some fuckin' breakfast.” #That is some good fucking poetry right there #Also his accent has me screaming with joy #Trust me. Listen to it. It's fantastic

[katyspersonal]

Tbh one of the distant wishes I have would be a YouTube channel focused on drawing tutorials for Bloodborne x) Maybe ER too! I feel like the way I approach loredigging is a bit too whack for YouTube audience 🤔 Tumblr is used by kinda different people entirely, if you know what I mean by this? But taking people step by step on how to draw Rom with 100% accuracy or how to figure out Mensis Cage design or what Gratia is wearing or helping to pin down precise face data detail and color sounds like it'd be so much fun?? I have a skill of being extremely scrupulous about details and I know from experience that simply looking at screenshots/models can still be jarring and such detailed designs are better be taken step by step!

I just can't even imagine being set properly enough to have good drawing software, let alone streaming ghgjhj But I know that other artists who want to get things super accurate but get lost in all these details exist.... somewhere..

#i mean I could also use regular graphic tutorials but art videos are so comforting #being a niche art vlogger would fit me in general #like you can both draw AND talk with people! #I often get tired of drawing because of loneliness (fuckin extrovert moment) but then I cant talk much- #-because I feel like I should draw instead #endless loop of hell #I think having a group of friends that could do a VC while letting me just listen while drawing could heal me xd #personal #creativity #like really guys you have no idea how scrupulous I am

[b0nelessdoodles]

instead of doing oc-tober i have decided to become deranged

#dnd au #fnaf au #the goblins are clowns now sorry i dont make the rules #i watched a playthrough of ruin and uh listen i dont know how to say #that sun and moons conflict with each other is lowkey my dnd charaacter #with the piece of him that got removed and wants to return to him #in hopes that he'll take over like do you see what my brain was cooking with #anyway tic and rip are actually just sun and moon there are no original ideas #also im done pretending i am not insane about fnaf fuckin' love this series you dont understand #also i do still plan on doing oc october i just have been busy oops #and this was the thing my brain REALLY WANTED TO DRAW so i had to let it do its thing #five nights at breakfast club #ive settled that as the name of this au no i wont take any other suggestions

[amygdalae]

u ever think about technology u wish was real/accessible but also if someone DID make it you 100% absolutely would NOT trust it enough to use it

#like. if i could have glowy lines implanted under my skin that would be super fuckin dope but #if someone offered to do that i woudl NOT trust it not to leak some sort of toxins in my bloodstream #or turn faulty down the line and just kill me horribly #i also feel this way about brain implants #i was just thinking abt how i wish i coudl listen to music in the shower but NOT via speaker. like. headphone implants. in my ears #but that also sounds like a fuckin awful idea and i wouldnt trust it if someone claimed it could be done in 2022

[synthshenanigans]

Round 6!

-Vote for what you think is more underrated but also what you still like a lot-

Again, as HEAL isn't as well known, I give the link to whoever wants to hear it.

I particularly want people to hear this one as his Majora's Masks songs aren't as known. I really REALLY love this one, so I recommend listening to it especially if you like LoZ or even just Majoras Mask.

(Tho its still a good song even if you don't know it)

[RB for more votes if ye'd like]

#this is my chance to talk about this song #i fucking love this song you don't understand #like yea i might be a *lil* biased as MM is a game i really loved as a kid but like #its so fuckin good #especially the latter half #it sounds like itd be in the before if anyone wants an idea before they listen #kinda sorta like every ounce of energy or pit? #anyway im a huge nerd & you need to listen to this song #its so good #the tone. the voice. the slow bulid up. the drums. the lyrics. the motifs #its so so good bro pls #its number 1 underrated to me #chonny jash #moss' poll #i am the biggest fan of this song and i DARE you to challange me #and i mean it cos that means more people listen to the song #im so so sad this aint on spotify man #like idk if its for copyright reasons or what but like CJ. Give me a price. ill pay. please i need this. #ill fight the embodiment of nintendo itself in a back alley if i have to

[reinabeestudio]

Some covers make me think how much progress I've made in a (relatively) short time

#video #like woah its only been a year. insane #bonus points if you recognize the song btw. absolute banger im in fuckin love with it #you've Not heard the first two chromatics(?) btw #i dont think i ever made them public! not here at least #back then i wasnt sure if i was gonna stick to the whole fnf cover thing so theres a lot i havent shown of my early stuff #my very early covers dont sound that good anyway you arent missing much :v #listen. i had to learn how to make a chromatic while also learning how fl studio works AÑLDSFKMDS #(i still dont know that much tbh 💥) #but you have no idea how overjoyed back then. when she first starts Singing. it made me reminiscence when i started utau covers #the joy of starting something new and things actually working

[lovelesslittleloser]

Vent post…. yay………

Some context: I write fanfiction sometimes, about whatever I feel like at the time. I don’t usually post any, preferring to just save it as a draft on Wattpad (which I’m used to, as I found it before any other site. Plus it keeps your drafts FOREVER, which I thought was obvious, but I guess not). However, due to technical difficulties (and having it constantly on for like mayyybe four years straight?? Could be six haha moving on), my computer just will not turn on. Which sucks because I had a ton of tabs open, but I’m not too down about that part anymore; the part that I’m VERY down about, however, is the fact that I can’t write anymore. I could use ao3 (and I do to read!) but then I’d be on a time limit (30 days), which would make me constantly stress thinking about it until it’s posted, which would not be good for my mental health. I could use fanfiction.net, as it has a longer time limit (365 days), but I’ve never used it before, and getting used to it would be really hard (it was hard enough with ao3). I’ve tried writing on Wattpad on my phone, but the option to write just isn’t even present?? Which is such bullshit????? And it might be fine if I get the app, but I kinda just. Don’t want to. I also have the ability to use a computer that isn’t mine and just login there, but it’s weird, and everything in my gut and soul is telling me Not To Do That for some reason, so I haven’t yet. I’m really considering just getting the Wattpad app and being done with it, because I’ve had some really good thoughts on a Pokémon fanfic I’m writing, and I wanna write it down so I don’t forget, but I don’t know.

#vent post #tw vent #text wall #tw text wall #ughhhhh #idk man #I’ll probably just get the app. fucking hate the idea tbh but eh if it gets the job done at least I’ll know my words are safe #genuinely don’t know how long I’ve had that computer for actually. should’ve let it rest probably but I can’t remember my password anyway so #off-topic but maybe I should stop listening to /neg music for my mental health because it does have a very noticeable effect #but also this song is a fuckin bop? and you can’t stop me? #hhhhhhhhhhhhh #anyway. m gonna uhhh. ice cream? #ice cream. #👋

[thegoldenelite]

I'm seeing the reports about ibushi being at blood and guts now. If that's true, I will not apologize for the person I will become on that DAYYY.

#cause listen i don't even know what that's going to do to m eeeeee #also holy shit I've waited like 2 years for this their reunion 😭 which is nothing compared to some of my m utuals who have waited longer #anyway i fuckin love you guys what a huge W FOR US #like i had no idea when this day would come but i never lost(despite everything) hope that it would come. SCREAMING CRYING AND THROWING #rin posting #i bushi and kenny on my screen aaaaaaaa #as soon as i saw that video of kenny talking about his mystery p artner last night i was like that's it #the look on this face said it all......like say no more i already know!!!! #we're soooo back