#nose ratings

[front-facing-pokemon]

I pronounce it so-guhl-ei-o man tf is this

y'all are lucky i'm both a voice actress and a linguist. this one deserves a proper voice response because i am Not describing pronunciation using that weird english approximation system if y'all don't know IPA

now. here's the asks i responded to in this video:

#not pkmn #nose ratings #i spent way too long on this. i plugged in wired headphones for this

[frownyalfred]

slightly toxic enemies to lovers superbat where Clark grows tired of Bruce denying the tension between them and starts listing off all the physiological reactions he can sense in Bruce’s body out loud

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #adopt this fic idea? #fic idea #every single one #the heart rate is easy to spoof #but the others? #respiration #perspiration #pupils #eye contact #basal temp #flushing #inhaling through nose #shifting of legs #smell of pheromones #???

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Who is this guy? They look like a pipefish!

That is a female Malagasy leaf-nosed snake! Males have straight, pointy "noses," but females have these spiky protrusions. They help them mimic sticks - they'll even sit very still and straight in the trees to hide themselves!

Check it out, it's really cool! They'll often either stick straight up or let themselves dangle.

#not a rating #malagasy leaf nosed snakes #snake identification

[zarla-s]

I’m not saying this happened but I’m not saying it DIDN’T happen

[index] [patreon]

#deltarune #spamton #addisons #z art #z comic #defragmentation #you're never going to get that dress finished at this rate #he looks so different as a white addison #before he sold his soul for fame and fortune and destroyed his own life #why am i always drawn to these characters #those long noses make drawing kissing so difficult #i don't know if there's a shipname for spamton/addisons #addispam usually refers to his white phase (in english anyway) #in japanese i've seen it as アドスパ #or adosupa #i've seen pinkspam and bluespam #orangespam? #go to bed zar

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

You absolute madlad, you did it.

I’d slap your arm (friendly) if I could

#keep that dodgeball at the ready. my nose is going to be Broken (again) at this rate- #also im assuming this is about the heart shaped patch??? #probably! who's to say! not me certainly! #rambles from the bog

[icannotgetoverbirds]

resource: good picrews for fat people

If anybody wants to help me put together a proper rating system, I'd love to hear about that. In the meantime, this post will be used as a place where I collect and share picrews that have any level of fat representation.

The following have fat in the title or are made specifically with fat people in mind:

Just a warning, I'm not sure if the second one was actually made benevolently or for less kind reasons than representation.

This one isn't made specifically for fat people but has a larger body type that's done surprisingly well.

If anybody would like to add any picrews they've found with size diversity I'd love to see it!

#fat #body positivity #fat positivity #fat positive #fat acceptance #i was thinking maybe like. diversity ratings based on available characteristics #like skin color skin conditions disability aids #size obv. hair types #variety in characteristics like noses and lips #and those would give it diversity ratings both in each category and an overall diversity rating #and then ratings based on add-ons or maybe titles like 'good for dnd' or 'the jewelry box is full' #'raided the pantry' #'massive closet' #'all the pride flags' #(which would obv not b all of them bc like that's literally impossible but it would be a good variety) #'who opened all the cages at the zoo' #'backgrounds for days' #'particular particle effects' #rb with achievements in the tags that u think i should add

[rate-every-bat]

I love this! Can you review the bumblebee bat? They’re so tiny and cute!

Of course! How could I resist the ittiest bittiest babies?

Today's Bat: Bumblebee Bat

Environmental Impact: The Bumblebee Bat (aka the Kitti's Hog-Nosed Bat) is small in everything it does. It has a small range, roosting mostly in the Bilauktaung Mountain's limestone caves and hunting in its bamboo forests. They hover to capture insects in flight, and remain in a solitary, torpor-like state the rest of the time to conserve energy. The world's smallest mammals also have one of the world's smallest environmental impacts: their low population size means they have little impact on insect populations. They are on the IUCN Redlist as near-threatened.

🦇🦇/5

Beauty: While the first thing that hits you about a Bumblebee Bat is their size, don't let this stop you from admiring their other amazing qualities. They have lovely, wideset nostrils. Their short, pointed ears and large wing-t0-body ratio create a unique silhouette. They come in both grey-coated and red-coated variants, for whether you'd prefer your bumblebees in Original or Spicy flavor.

🦇🦇🦇🦇/5

Power: You can't expect an amazing power score from a creature that weighs two grams. The most interesting thing I found about these guys is that their two distinct populations, Myanmar and Thailand, have distinct calls, with the Thai population using higher-frequencies. I'll keep my eyes peeled to learn more about them!

🦇🦇/5

Overall: This is another species that's tied to Merlin Tuttle in my mind, as he recalls his adventures in trying to capture photographs of them (like the one above) in his book, The Secret Lives of Bats. He mentions how fear has driven human populations to kill roosting Bumblebee bats (and many other species) despite their largely harmless natures, which was a major factor in what lead me to creating this blog. Thank you for helping me continue to spread love and acceptance of these tiny friends!

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇/5

(Today's sources: Animal Diversity Web, Bat Conservation International)

#bats #rate every bat #rating animals #wildlife #conservation #ask #bumblebee bats #hog-nosed bats

[warriorfujoshi]

OF COURSE YOURE DERANGED AND WEARING AN ALOHA SHIRT🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🫳🫳🫳🫳🫳🫳🫳🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🤬🤬🤬💥💥💥💥

#splatoon #aloha #coroika #hong lu #limbus company #im so sweaty rn. #mouth dry as fuck. #heart pounding. #nose dripping. #this is so embarrassing for me. #and yet. I SHANT APOLOGISE!!! #THIS HAS AN AUDIENCE OF ONE AND ITS MEEEEEEEE IS FOR MEEEEEEEE🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫰🫰🫰💗💗💗💗🌈 #IS FOR ME!!!!!!!! (ROARING LIKE A BEAST) #(breathing) #Anyways. #I need to turn into a washing machine and tumble these fuckers around. bye. seeya. #my art #for all the good kids at home the pink liquid on alohas cheek is ink 🫶 doing rated e10 activities #that means everybody 10 and up btw ! 🫶 #lulu however is being a whore. thats blood sorry. #l. licks it off him like cake frosti #……. #._. #why are you still here. this is private. get out please.

[thatwhorebelle]

red to match your head 😉❤️

#bd/sm community #rough cnc #nose ring #desire #touch #alternative #soft cnc #bisexual #glasses #cnc free use #cnc k!nk #cnc slvt #i sell content #i sell custom content #i sell noods #i sell videos #i sell newds #i sell dick rates #daddy's good girl #bd/sm daddy #bd/sm breeding #bd/sm kink #bd/sm brat #daddy k!nk #spank me daddy #1cky daddy #attention wh0r3 #give me attention #wet and needy #fat girls

[reiverreturns]

right my darlings, im getting to the point where i need a kick up the ass to make any headway on getting my writing discipline back. since i keep flitting between three ideas and not progressing any, please tell me what i should write to break my funk. the pressure will mould me.

i am in no way shape or form gauging interest because these will all eventually get written, i just need some goddamn accountability to kickstart the engine again after [redacted] months off.

#normally i hate hate hate the idea of these kind of polls but honestly im going around in circles #and sometimes what i need is for someone else to set my direction #love and kisses to anyone who responds #or reblogs that would also help #also ik ik this is all tgm #watch me break free of my bonds with my ac pacrim AU absolutely no one asked for #reiverwrites #top gun maverick #top gun fanfiction #top gun fic #polls #cant believe my first poll on tumblr is this nonsense and not like rating the colour of cats noses #bobnix #sereschace #hannix #mavdad #no tagging of the mututals this is cringe enough as it is

[the-purest-wolf]

I go back to work from the exemption, and there's this.

Who gave our technician SUCH TIGHT PANTS.

THE GIRLS ARE CONSTANTLY WIPING THE BLOOD OFF THE FLOORS.

AND THOSE SHABBY SHIRTS.

I SEE THE COLLARBONE.

I swear, the work clothes girls knew what they were doing. My crush has such a tight t-shirt and pants that it should be exhibitionist. How will they go to have such a shapely bottom. Plus black makes you slimmer.

#ryan gosling #ryan gosling gif #blade runner 2049 #officer k #the barbie movie #ken barbie #barbie movie #crush from work #My crush #courtland gentry #court gentry #the gray man 2022 #the gray man #the gray man books #holland march #To this end #At this rate #I'm going to go on sick leave again #Really tight pants #My Nose #We're running out of floor bleach

[kingsmagiccard]

I don't know what would be worse. Trying to get a little privacy in Wily Castle, or trying to get some privacy at the Cossack's house.

ehehhehhehehehehehhe

I'm the CEO of Ring/Burst now

#I'M FERAL RIGHT NOW #These are MY BOYS #In love and doing R rated things >;3c #also holy fuck #i can draw Burst just fine #but FUCK drawing Ring #how the hell does that man's face work #no nose havin ass #freak #my art #mm #there is a fic for this #I prommy #I'm debating whether to put it up or not thou

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Hey! Do you possibly think you can help me in identifying this snake i found? I live in the southwest and i found a snake (my brother thinks its a long head snake?) It wasnt very big, it was probably scared and im just curious but i couldn't find a solid answer. I know its not a great picture, but even if you cant or dont want to, here he is anyways! Hes cute!

Definitely a long-nosed snake, that light red shading between the bands is a dead giveaway! Very handsome little fella.

#not a rating #snake identification #long-nosed snakes

[empressofthelibrary]

I feel like I need to send Bailey on a time-travel adventure, in part to confirm that she does lose the "Katie gets to be a superhero" argument

Bonus:

Kyle has custody of the braincell that day

#i fucked up kyle's mask and older!lian's nose don't look at me #lian definitely grows up at a normal rate in this 'verse bc canon is stupid #Bailey Adler (oc)

[jacknthebox]

tiny mimi 🥺

#gosh he's so endearing #his lil nose scrunch 🥺 #park jimin #btsgif #parkjiminedit #jimin gifs #jiminedit #pjmdaily #dailybts #dailybangtan #my gifs #dailymusicians #asiancentral #bts #dailybg #bts vlogs #I had to reupload because the quality/rate was terrible #* #mine #gifs

[rate-every-bat]

Howdy! Could you rate Waterhouse's leaf-nosed bat?

Yes, thank you for your patience!

Today's Bat: Waterhouse's Leaf-Nosed Bat

Environmental Impact: The Waterhouse's Leaf-Nosed Bat has quite a range across Latin America. They tend to hunt low-to-the-ground and exhibit "hovering" maneuvers over grasses, and also utilize broad echolocation for a shorter hunting range. They have few predators, though they're known to carry parasites and nematodes. They're picky about roosts, choosing caves with varying sun exposure so they can circulate throughout and regulate their body temperatures. The Waterhouse likes to stay out of humanity's way, but they certainly won't pass up an abandoned mine shaft if the opportunity strikes. All in all, a solid contender!

🦇🦇🦇/5

Beauty: These guys boast the classic bat aesthetic: cartilaginous ridges in the ear, proud nose, grey-brown fur, and a median body size. This is a bat I'd take home to meet my parents, for sure.

🦇🦇🦇/5

Power: In another pique of reproductive intrigue, the Waterhouse Leaf-Nosed Bat chose an oddity for each sex. For one, a male bat's sperm count will vary throughout the year, which is the indicating factor for mating seasons. On the other side of the coin, females utilize the T4 Hormone to create a "delated development" pattern in embryos: by lowering the T4 hormone in the third trimester, they're able to speed the development of the offspring. Finally, the Waterhouse, while normally a more solitary kind of bat, boasts impressive mothering skills. Their nursery roosts can number up to 100 individuals!

🦇🦇🦇/5

Overall: The Waterhouse's Leaf-Nosed Bat is to bats what the name Chris is to the Marvel filmography: standard, foundational, a joy to have around.

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇/5

(Today's sources: Anderson, S. (1969). Macrotis waterhousii. The American Society of Mammalogists., Wikipedia)

#bats #rate every bat #rating animals #wildlife #leaf nosed bat #waterhouses leaf nosed bat