#like that girl likes SPICES

[enamoredwithbella]

I have such a deep hatred for (character)sister!reader. I don’t exactly know why but maybe it’s because the character reader (me) is meant to be related to (mind you it never says adopted) is always WHITE.

You may be saying “it’s really not that serious, calm down bitch”

To that I have to say

1. Don’t call me a bitch without a strap-on attached to you

2. It is that serious cause (and I will never shut up about this) white coded fics literally FLOOD every single crevice of the fan fiction world and it’s tiring. Same goes for skinny coded and short coded fics while we’re on the topic of exclusion.

Like can you imagine how frustrating it is to find a bomb ass fic with such a good plot and a word count that could have you reading till you’re dead, and you’re immersing yourself in it and really getting lost and throughly enjoying the story envisioning yourself however you want just to be broken out of it by

“she flushed a bright red”

“she craned her neck up at him”

“her thin pink lips”

“gripping so hard her knuckles turned white”

“Her petite frame”

Ect.

Like I’m not gonna police you on how to write your fics cause heaven knows I do not have the motivation to become a writer and posses the skill. But could we at least TRY to be POC, Plus Size, Tall person friendly? At least once in a while?

Cause I feel so pathetic when I get overly excited seeing descriptions that I can actually apply to myself or just neutral descriptors in general.

Anyways sorry not sorry ramble but 🤷🏽‍♀️ what can I do but complain until there’s change 🥰 MWAH 💋

#ellie williams #lgbtq #the last of us #bella ramsey #bella ramsey x reader #the last of us hbo #tlou #wlw #tlou show #ellie williams x reader #jj maybank x reader #percy jackson x reader #lily evans x reader #james potter x reader #hope mikaelson x reader #especially Ellie Williams #baffles me when I see white coded fics for her #like that girl likes SPICES

[tiredpacdad]

Dethklok as the Spice Girls

#metalocalypse #dethklok #fanart #mtl #pickles the drummer #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #nathan explosion #william murderface #polyklok #skwistok #nickles #all up for interpretation yadda yadda yall know the drill #pacdadart #spice girls #okay tags out of the way-- as seen by it being awhile since i last posted mtl art this will likely be the last thing i post for this fandom #until it grabs hold of me again of course #i have started getting into twin peaks lately so hopefully ill put some fanart of that here soon

[sojutrait]

he's working late he promises !!

#ts4 #s #*soju save #*chu hua gen #ngl. i dont even remember if that was that girl's name JFKFFG #i played this in NOVEMBER #n e ways #sim spice #lightly. we keep it pg13 like always on main

[fuckmeyer]

Edward realistically had to throw up on his wedding day. what else can he do? he's up there on that bridal party table, center of attention, eating his first meal as a married man with his wife, plates are like $100000 per head so it's too suspicious to not eat, PLUS you know those wedding guests are doing some clinkety clink clink action on their glasses to get Edward & Bella to kiss like every 5 mins. never a moment's peace! it's all a constant ruse! & when all was said & done my man was probably up there in an airplane lavatory 30,000 feet in the air on his way to Rio just blowing chunks of chicken cordon bleu & wedding cake thinking it was still the best day of his life. fucking lol

#i bet he got major shit from his siblings too - like damn dude hope cooked spiced dead animal flesh was worth it LOL #hey yknow what? props. he's walkin thru hell and back to marry & bed the girl of his dreams. god gives his toughest battles etc etc #twilight #twilight headcanon #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight saga #edward cullen #bella swan #breaking dawn

[v7n5]

Idk why but he looks suspiciously slutty here

#like him being fully shirtless doesn’t come off this scandalous #the rain jacket kinda adds a little spice to the girls. they’re serving #narrator fight club #fight club #I wish I had a better screenshot of this

[snail-scholar]

yeah yeah we all love the "you fuck her" scene because the mom is right on the money sorta, but is it just me or is it also kinda fucked up?

isn't it fucked up that she thinks the only way andrew, ashley's whole ass brother who essentially had to raise her himself, would stay by her side, would be if he got to bang her?

isn't it fucked up that she thinks the only way ashley could possibly have value to someone would be tied to her body?

doesn't it a hit a bit close home to anybody who had one of those moms who kept policing your appearance and general behavior because "men won't want you if you do this and that"?

ashley deserved to eat her parents. as a treat.

#the coffin of andy and leyley #i saw a few people here and there diminishing coffincest because it's straight #and like. fair. preferences #but i think the gender roles in their relationship are actually very interesting to analyze #even if they're not in the spotlight you can see it #on how ashley is the one who cooks and cleans while we often see andrew sitting down checking the news #and how that routine affects their dynamic #even to the way ashley was treated as a kid #suspiciously similar to how neurodivergent girls are treated #and considering most of the trauma comes from the mother it adds a spice to their mother-daughter dynamic #because like. i think so many people fail to acknowledge a lot of the misogyny faced by little girls comes from women and other girls #i just. think about ashley and her experiences a lot. #i should stop rambling before i write the first draft of an essay or smth

[fennelockley]

The one thing I love about NPH performance as the Toymaker, is that his temperament isn't the same for more than one scene. He varies so much as a character, and you barely have time to get used to one facet.

#the toymaker #doctor who #the giggle #the celestial toymaker #neil patrick harris #and i know people go through different emotions but this is different #like i wouldnt expect him dancing to spice girls when i was watching him in the 1920s #so vastley different characterisations but they all make sense and work together becasue hes Him

[inkedhntr]

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends!

(a terrorist organisation)

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto fancomic #naruto comic #naruto fanart #kakashi #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #obito #obito uchiha #uchiha obito #uchiha #obito survives au??? fuck angst #Obito likes Spice Girls and ABBA #sleep deprived hokage kakashi #janitor obito #janitor obito to atone for his warcrimes and acts of terrorism

[somegrumpynerd]

British........ Nightmar........ 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Me: british Nightmare isn't real he can't hurt you

British Nightmare:

#Ask #Wonkus-bonkus #UTDR #UTMV #Why is he dressed like a spice girl pfffff #Genuinely nothing more terrifying than the idea of Nightmare being british #When I hear those fanmade videos of sans with a british accent it takes years off my life #He would NOT sound like that!!!! #Don't do this to my favourite guy

[terrific-twist]

I have nothing much to show....

#megatron #optimus prime #megop #starscream #starscream verbal abuse on full view #yaoi #fanart #transformers #megatron getting freaky??!?!?!? #girls be like “does g1 tramsformers have spice??!?!!??!” and i show them this

[bluemarinedoll]

grammys '24

#like/reblog if you save #dua lipa #dua lipa icons #victoria monet #victoria monet icons #olivia rodrigo #olivia rodrigo icons #miley cyrus #miley cyrus icons #ice spice #ice spice icons #halle bailey #halle bailey icons #coco jones #coco jones icons #tyla #tyla icons #taylor swift #taylor swift icons #girls icons #icons #aesthetic icons #twitter icons #grammys #fashion #red carpet #grammys 24 #music #singers #pop

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by bloozchicken

#big girls are the spice of life #Im like nostrils flared heart beating faster eyes spellbound looking at this art #how unbelievably lucky am I that I live in a world that has women in it

[becca-e-barnes]

Hiii I have nothing to do at work so of course I have to day dream about different dark!Bucky scenarios (I do not condone cheating but this is really hot to me aaaa)😩 like imagine your husband and Bucky have always had an ongoing rivalry, They worked together, went to college together, hated every ounce of each other. One night you’re at the bar with your friends when Bucky comes over to you and buys you drink after drink after drink, taking you back to his house. He’s throwing you on his bed and ripping your clothes off, kissing you hungrily. “Get ready baby, this is gonna be much tougher than you’re used to.” “Please.” “Yeah? Is he not satisfying you baby? This pretty pussy deserves to be treated right, luckily I’m here now.” He’s so rough with you, fucking you harshly, the dirty talking is driving you crazy. He’s so cocky and cruel, bending you in several different positions and pounding into you for hours. If only you had seen the camera… (part 2??? Bucky making your husband watch the video 😭) -💒

This, a thousand times over 😵‍💫 and I can just imagine throwing all the stuff at him that you wouldn't dream of doing with your husband. Maybe your husband really doesn't let you explore your fantasies and if you've got one chance to do that, you're determined to take it.

Especially if Bucky is quite a bit rougher than you're used to while still being so respectful. He got the impression that you're not being fucked how you want to be and he wants to give you everything you dream of when you touch yourself. He's not necessarily rough with you because he wants to be. He's rough because that's what you want.

If he's feeling extra filthy too, he'd fuck you in the bed you share with your husband. You're on your hands and knees on the bed, presenting your glistening pussy to him, enjoying the sensation of him smearing your arousal over the tip of his cock.

"Fuck, do you know how bad I want this?" He hums quietly, trailing his leaking tip over your slick folds. "Do you know how badly I want to press inside you? You've made such a mess. Bet you feel like fuckin' Heaven and he doesn't even appreciate it."

With his free hand, Bucky grabs a handful of your ass, squeezing just enough that you feel it hurt.

"Don't want to rush this though." His tip lines up with your entrance, teasing the little fluttering hole and God, you're desperate. "I want to take my time. Want to make sure every time your head hits this pillow, you remember how it feels to have every. Last. Inch of me slip inside you."

You can't have him wait any longer though so you press your hips back onto him, feeling just the tip slide into you. "Good girl, that's it. Fuck yourself on me. You need this, don't you? You need to be fucked right for a change."

He's not wrong. You couldn't stop now, even if you wanted to so you keep going, taking all of him. The weight of him inside you is delightful.

"Oh God, you're perfect. You feel like you were made for me." He doesn't dare move. Instead, he takes a second to just enjoy the wet heat of your body and the snug fit of you around his cock.

"You are. A fucking. Dream." He tests the water with a few shallow thrusts, rutting his tip against the sweet spot inside you. You're so wet, you're convinced you must be dripping onto the sheets and your eyes roll back in your head at the very thought.

This is how sex is supposed to feel. You didn't think you could crave anyone the way you do now. "Buck, please." You whimper, rolling your hips back against him, pressing him as deep inside you as possible. "Don't be gentle."

You hear him groan and feel his fingertips trail down your spine, making you arch your back into the bed. "Is that what you need, sweetheart? Can tell just by looking at you that you need it hard and fast and rough tonight. I'll be gentle with you tomorrow morning, I promise. Gotta work some of that tension out of you first. Bet you haven't cum in months."

You don't like that he can tell so easily but you're not surprised either. The first sharp thrust knocks the air from your lungs but all you hear is a pathetic sob, followed by the crack of a hard spank to your ass and the blossoming, stinging pain he's inflicted.

You're not surprised that it only makes you wetter.

#asks answered <3 #💒 anon #becca writes spice #bucky barnes x reader smut #bucky barnes smut #I've got no words for what I've just written #I think I made myself dizzy #I want to give this like nine more parts eughhhhhh #and I think I'll definitely give it at least one more #tw: cheating #there's nothing I love more than finding someone you just click with #I usually stick with the same hairdresser #but my hair was sitting weird and I was desperate to get it cut so I went to a different stylist at the same place I usually go to #and we just vibed #she's the coolest #within half an hour we were planning how she's gonna tell the new man she's seeing that she's starting her first round of IVF #We talked the entire 3 hours I was there #and she said she hopes her daughter turns out like me 🥺🥺 #like no girl I swear you don't #but that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said

[mylifeiscomics]

Part 48 - College AU When two become ooooooneee. Get that out of your head if you can, you won't. It's there now. Sorry. Also, looking at old NASA footage with an old man in a shed sounds like the best way to avoid family weirdness on Christmas. It's that or get stuck in the basement with the cousin who did shrooms and is going off about the weather machine. I'll take Grandad, thanks.

Read the first 4 chapters here

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#Nine x Rose #College AU #First Date #Ninth Doctor #Rose Tyler #ninerose #doctor x rose #time petals #okay but why does this song always make me think of Myranda Hart saying 'when dos becomes unos' in her deep voice LOL I miss her show #Spice Girls #I wrote this bit before the 60th special and was like 'dang I could have wrote this show' hahaha

[igneous-crocnroll]

SPICE GIRL WRECKING THE HELL OUT OF A STEWARD........ scene from the interstitial infinity podcast...

#interstitial infinity #Interstitial infinty spoilers #Spice girl #Trish una #I know its bad trish is being Her-Dad-like but its also so FRIGGIN AWESOME

[whos-hotter-jjba]

matchup between all the bruno gang stands? sorry if youve done this already i kinda cant remember

I haven't done that one yet!

Bucci Gang: Stand Edition

#thanks for the submission!! #this is truly a combination of hidrogen bombs vs coughing babies #the two coolest prettiest most sexy stands versus like. an airplane and 6 pathetic little guys #(the sexiest stands imo are gold experience and moody blues obvs) #sticky fingers and spice girl are cute too #but i hate purple haze's vibe #let's see though i know there's at least one or two purple haze fuckers out there #but i'll be surprised if aerosmith gets a vote (immediately summons the troll votes) #gold experience #sticky fingers #moody blues #spice girl #jjba spice girl #sex pistols #jjba sex pistols #aerosmith #jjba aerosmith #purple haze #vento aureo #golden wind #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #who's hotter jjba