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Oh my goodness those Ignis mpreg headcanons were so well written! I really enjoyed them they were really cute, if ya don’t mind me asking could you do Prompto next? I’ll leave all the details up to you but plz give us more uwu

Mpreg Prompto (Final Fantasy 15 Headcanons)

Omg ☺️ I’m glad you liked the Iggy one. Honestly While making the Ignis one, I was thinking about doing a Prompto Mpreg headcanon but I didn’t think someone would ask for a Prompto one.

But I will give the the people what they want!! PROMPTO MPREG!! Expect this to be very silly 🙃

Idk where this takes place, I’ll leave it to your imagination ;) just know that no ones dead! Yay everyone lives!!

One more thing: this does contain Mpreg (Male Pregnancy. Don’t like? Don’t read! Constructive feedback is welcome!)

• He’s a lot of things (being adorable cinnamon roll is one 🥰) but stupid isn’t one of them.

• he’ll noticed 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 how he’s gaining weight and starts to become more insecure (someone hug him pls)

Minor Warning: mentions of eating disorder habits.

• he starts to exercise more but he pushes himself a little to far of what people consider “Normal” and stops eating around people. That caught Ignis’s eye.

• Ignis motherly instincts kick in (Noct ain’t his only kid ya know) he confronts Prompto’s lack of appetite but Prompto doubles down.

• Ignis asks Noctis to, as his Best Friend, To help Prompto. Noctis goes to talk to his Best Friend.

•Noct tries to talk to Prompto about his excessive exercise and seemingly lack of appetite but Noctis’s awkwardness and his unintentional nonchalant attitude, doesn’t help and Prompto just ignores his friends concerns.

•however, one day Prompto passes out while running and is rushed to the hospital.

•it’s only then, he’s given the shocking news; He’s Pregnant! Not just that, he’s already a month Pregnant!

•he’s in shock and disbelief at first. How could that happ-

•oh yeah he had sex (duh)

•to make a long story short, Prompto was at a party, met someone, was getting along great and...well yeah you guess the rest xD (tbh I’m not comfortable or good at describing sex scenes, so I’m not gonna torture you guys 😅)

•after that, Prompto never saw (or heard) from them again.

•Gladio was like “Welp, it least you got laid!”

• meanwhile Noctis and Ignis: 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

•Now, in a hospital bed, with the news that he’s Pregnant, Prompto feels alone, confused and scared. So he, reluctantly, turns to his friends for help.

•Noctis jaw was on the floor, he wanted it to be a joke. It wasn’t a joke.

•Gladio was: 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

•Ignis, being the most calmest and levelheaded, tells Prompto to try to contact the baby’s other parent (can you tell I’m trying to be gender neutral? What can I say I love my he’s, she’s, and they’s 🥰)

•this, however, proves to be a colossal failure, since Prompto doesn’t even remember their name!

•Out of stress Prompto begins to cry :’(

• Noctis finally sees the seriousness of the situation, promises his best friend to help him and be there for him.

•Ignis and Gladio as well! Yay Grandma and Grandpa!...I mean Uncles!!!

•One Month: Prompto begun to eat correctly again. He’s lucky that the baby wasn’t harmed.

•this poor boy...gets sick a lot!!

•morning sickness is his worst enemy!!!

• “Now I know what my Mom went through...”

• he has the most RANDOM cravings...poor Ignis.

•he has to make the weirdest shit for Prompto!

•it least he’s eating it, so it’s worth it...kinda.

•Noctis is very protective of his friend. He knows people can be... judge mental.

•if anyone gives Prompto weird looks or glares.

•Oh Hell No!

•Noctis ain’t having none of it!!

•he’ll glare at them back! “What? What the hell are you staring at?!”

•He almost fought someone.

•Gladio had to stop him, he’s making Prompto cry (and that shit ain’t acceptable)

•Ignis just sighs. (Being a single mother is hard guys)

• Second Month: Prompto’s belly keeps gets bigger. He proud and nervous. He feels like he’s getting fat.

•The Doctor assures him that he’s not getting fat, he’s womb is getting bigger, which means the baby is growing fine.

•plus his friends are the best support system!!!

•lris gets him baby clothes, baby toys, etc.

•you better believe he’s taking pics of his baby bump.

•not just because it’s adorable, but because he wants to document it! He wants to scrapbook it!! It’s one of his biggest projects and he wants it to be perfect!

•Third Month: he has to buy new clothes ;-; he’s already outgrowing the ones he has!

• Prompto’s insecurity: 📈📈📈

•Noctis still tries to fight ANYONE who even looks at Prompto.

•Even Gladio gets annoyed with Noct fighting people and arguing with security to not kick them out.

•”Noct stop trying to fight people or your getting nothing but vegetables!!!”

•oh and you just know Prompto is gonna buy some Chocobo plushies, he’s kid is gonna love Chocobo’s as much as he does!

•55% of the baby supplies is Chocobo related.

•Fouth Month: This is it. He finds out the baby’s gender!

•it takes a while cuz the baby was an awkward position.

•”poor little guy, he must feel uncomfortable as much as I do.”

•”she’s actually a girl, Prompto. Congrats it’s a Girl!”

•”AAHAHAAHAH! IT’S A GIRL!” lris had to scream that where Noctis, Gladio and “I haven’t had my Coffee yet” Ignis could hear.

•THAT’S IT! I’M MAKING IT’S A GIRL CAKE!!

•that’s how they celebrate the announcement of the baby’s gender.

•Noct wouldn’t admit it but he’s really excited to be an Uncle.

•Gladio and Ignis as well.

•however, Prompto does not have much experience with taking care of Babies, so he starts practicing.

•for the next couple months, he training to take care of baby.

•he gets better but he fears he won’t be a good father (or mother) to his unborn Daughter.

•he doesn’t want her to feel what he felt growing up; loneliness.

•he promises her that he’ll never let her feel alone. He wants her feel loved and safe.

Eight Months: She’s already kicking. Literally!

•Seriously, She’s the most active baby the Doctor’s ever seen!

•let’s hope she won’t be too energetic....

•lris decides to make a baby shower for Prompto. The plan is simple:

•Ignis makes the food. (So many new Recipeh’s)

•Noctis keeps Prompto distracted. It’s not that hard as it sounds, he takes Prompto to a Chocobo farm!

•all tho, Prompto can’t ride the Chocobros cause he might fall and hurt himself and his unborn daughter, but he’s really enjoying himself. The plan is going smoothly.

•meanwhile Gladio decorates with the material he’s given because Iris doesn’t trust him to bring his own.

•it’s small and not many people came but hey! It’s the thought that that counts.

•Noct gets a text to bring Prompto to the party. The plan is going great!

•Prompto was so moved by all the hard work and the effort his friends made, that he balled his eyes out.

•it went great! They eaten the delicious food (THATS IT! GRANDMA IGNIS ACTIVITY!)

•the gifts were adorable ☺️

•Noct’s gift (note: lris had to drag Noct to a baby store, so she and Noct could get a gift. Much to Noct’s embarrassment) was Rare Black Chocobo plush!

•it was so cute! (In a dark way)

•Gladio’s was an adorable baby book. (He would have gotten a book about Chocobos but they didn’t have any ;-;)

•Ignis’s was a strange one. It was a coffee maker.

•”Iggy...why would I need this l?”

•”Cause your gonna be up all night.”

•believe me. Ignis knows all to well.

•lris’s gift was an Moogle Plush.

•It went amazing! (Prompto got to take some left overs home)

•Nine Month: The last month. The doctor was put Prompto on bed rest. Don’t walk around too much, try to stay hydrated.

•Noctis has to come over to look after Prompto during the last days of his Pregnancy.

•to say Prompto is nervous would be an understatement!!

•he’s sooo scared to feel what labor is like. He knows it’s extremely painful. Yeah he’s having a c-section but....

•Wait! WHAT WILL THE C-SECTION FEEL LIKE?!?!?

•he wouldn’t have to wait long...

•during the night, Prompto was having a hard time sleeping, due to some back pain (you know where this is going...)

•trying to get up, Prompto feels something wet.

•”NOCT!”

•”what I was drea-“

•”Prompto...did your water break?!”

•”I-I don’t know!!”

•unsure what to do, Noct (panicking) calls Ignis.

•”IGGY! I THINK PROMPTO’S WATER BROKE? MAYBE? I DON’T KNOW!”

•”Noct, how about you call the midwife?” Said Ignis calmly. (Let me know if you got that joke 😉)

•Noct calls the midwife, she tell him to bring Prompto to the hospital.

•(weeeeeeeeee wooooooooooo 🚑)

•They figure out pretty quickly that, the baby is coming NOW!

•poor Noct, sitting in the waiting room with a pajama top on and unclean pants (no shoes btw) hoping that it would go well and nothing happen to Prompto and his niece.

•after for what seems like forever, A nurse comes out with a small bundle in his arms.

•”He wanted you to hold her.”

•Noct was stunned. In his arms with Prompto’s baby girl!

•and she was the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen!

•this tiny little thing, has his blond hair, blue eyes, even his freckles! She was the cutest thing ever!!

•Noct even shed a tear. He’s definitely not telling anyone about that.

30 Minutes Earlier

•Prompto just woken up. He passed out after he heard her cries.

•now, waking up; he wants to see his baby girl.

•once he sees her again, he basically falls in love all over again.

•Crying while her eyes were looking at his.

•”Hi there...nice to meet you.”

•She cooed in response. OMG.

•everyone else fell in love with her too.

•”She’s Adorable.”

•”hard to believe she’ll grow up so big.”

•she was basically welcome with open arms.

•over the years, shes basically a mini version of Prompto with a bit of a shy streak.

•he takes so.many.pics that she becomes camera shy.

•She LOVES chocobos and love to ride them with her Daddy ^^

•Noct is basically her second favorite person. She’s almost always falling asleep on him. He’s not complaining tho.

•btw, that Black Chocobo toy? It’s her absolute favorite.

•Ignis has to be her third favorite.

•she always refers to him as Mama Iggy. Much to Iggy’s embarrassment.

•She likes helping him cook. She’s a little mini helper and even passes out food. Ignis greatly appreciates the help.

•Gladio gives the best piggy back rides!

•she helps him a little with his exercise.

•Prompto and his Daughter are the closest you’ll ever see.

•she’s his rock and he’s her Father.

•When he finds out his origins and his ��Father” he doubt downs to make sure he’s never like him. Period.

•After Noct disappears, She’s helps him get ready for Noctis’s eventual return.

•while getting stronger herself.

•When Noctis returns (and brings back the light) he’s shocked and happy to see that Prompto’s Daughter, has not changed much (besides age)

•she now helps around the Citadel.

•Prompto? Well

•Prompto is truly great full for having his daughter in his life.

•”Hey D/N?”

•”Yeah Dad?”

•”I love you.”

•”I love you too Dad.”

OMG! I did not expect this to be fucking long! 😅 well I hope I did this Justice. To who requested this, I hope you loved it!

I guess it turned more serious than silly huh? Welp, I still hoped you guys liked it!

Please Reblog!!

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Ash, part 1

((Most of this written some time autumn 2017, finished 15 January 2018. I have no idea where I’m going from here.))

People get too caught up with appearances, and necromancers are no exception. They're enthralled with the images of flesh and bone, a reflection of living bodies. The more ambitiously aggressive of them believe in the power of spear and sword, gleaming armour to protect organs which have long since rotted away. They have a picture of "power" and "conquest" that comes from martial ability, and defeating the opposing force on the battlefield.

Amateurs.

It took me weeks to animate a rat, when the other students managed it in hours. By the time I succeeded, its flesh had mostly fallen away, and the bones were thin and delicate. I accidentally snapped one of its legs in my excitement at finally seeing movement; it stumbled, unable to walk properly on the damaged limb, until I mended the bone with some wire.

I kept the rat. I call it Fitzie. It isn't particularly useful, not as others would describe it, but it's entertaining to watch, and serves as a badge of my craft should any have doubt.

I struggled with my studies for years, always a couple steps behind the other students, and only getting that close through intense effort. I understood the theory, and could explain it well to the others -- at times that was the only thing that kept me from getting kicked out, my payment notwithstanding -- but I never seemed able to properly apply it. It was like I was trying to lift a heavy weight.

Then one night, I had a realization. That's exactly what it was. It was too heavy.

I've been worked hard on little sleep, we all had. Corpses didn't move themselves before they were animated, supplies needed to be transferred to their destination, and time-sensitive rituals didn't care how long you'd already been awake. I know what it's like to be mentally and physically exhausted, when simply raising an arm seems as unattainable as scaling the western mountains with just a blanket and a loaf of bread. I've felt it in myself, and I've seen it in others, and it looks a lot like how my corpses barely moved.

Life and undeath both require the same three things: a spirit, a body, and a connection. With necromancy, we provide that connection. It was the first lesson we were taught. That connection is what allows a spirit to animate their body. The stronger the connection, the more that can be moved.

Maybe I wasn't a very good necromancer in some aspects, but I excelled at others -- not just theory, but also the practical work of preparing a corpse, and the various levels of commands that make the undead ready to act instead of lying inert -- and once I can identify a problem, I'm intelligent enough to work around it.

My first experiments with small animals, while I continued my other studies, were less than encouraging. Sure, their bodies weighed less, but their spirits were also weaker. I could reanimate them, Fitzie was proof of that, but it was hard. Skeletons were easier than mostly-intact bodies, but it took an accident for me to get from those points, to my solution.

To train necromancers, a lot of corpses are required to practice on. Not all of them are successfully animated, and even if they were, there's neither reason nor room to keep every single one. We had an arrangement with the semi-local pyromancer and her students: we would provide labour for the upkeep of their grounds -- the undead don't fear getting caught in a conflagration, while most living labourers do -- and in return, they would incinerate our excess corpses. There wasn't any real schedule to the burning days; it all depended on when everyone was available, road conditions, and if any ritual-important times were coming up.

The day that everything changed for me, I hadn't known it was a burning day. I'd been experimenting with partial reanimation, with only partial success. I took a chicken's head from the disposal pile, stripped as much of the flesh as I easily could, and set about trying to get it to move, without the rest of its body.

Maybe the scent of burning should have warned me, but I've yet to meet a practicing necromancer with anything more than a rudimentary sense of smell; between decay and preservative chemicals and everything else, our noses tend to shut down in self-defense. While I prepared for my third attempt at animating the chicken skull, its body was nearby being reduced to ashes. Then, on that third try, I noticed it: a faint swirl of dust at first, which could easily just be my imagination, but that increased as a breeze stirred up the ashes, and allowed them to travel to where I'd called that weak chicken spirit.

It was unlike anything I'd ever seen before. I gazed at it, entranced, as the ashes slowly formed the shape of the chicken's body, like pouring powder into an invisible mould.

I reached out to touch it, then drew my hand back -- I didn't want to disturb it -- but it was too late. I had made contact, and the form dissolved under my touch, and my hopes dropped. But then -- but then! -- the ash danced back up again, regaining its former shape.

My experiment had lapsed into a neutral state, with no directions, when I became distracted. Hesitantly, I set a simple command again: move.

The beak might or might not have twitched. I didn't notice. But the body, that body composed of ash and dust, it moved. Directionless scrambling, and anchored by the weight of the skull on the ground. But it was the same motions I'd seen the other students get, and which up to then I had only managed with difficulty.

I tried setting a more specific command. Maybe the level of control was different, with the unusual body. The wings should be able to move freely, unhindered by the weight, so I set them to flap.

It complied immediately.

Every command I set, it worked, within the physical constraints of the dust chicken being attached to a skull which it couldn't lift. It was so easy! I barely had to think it, and it happened.

I picked up the skull, and the body came with it, suspended as if it had the normal weight of a chicken. No longer against the ground, it looked like a cloud, if a cloud could have coherent form. I touched it with my free hand, and it fell apart where I'd made contact; moved my hand away, and it sprang back into shape.

I peered closer at it, examining how it moved and what it looked like and how the dust swirled at a touch. I wanted to carve it all into my memory, because I knew that this time, it had worked, and I didn't know if or when I would be able to get that again.

While absorbed by my unexpected success, I had lost track of time. I noticed the positions of the shadows, and realized that I needed to leave soon.

If my discovery was truly important and useful, I would be able to replicate it. There was no point in holding on to that one first experiment, or so I thought at the time.

I unravelled the connection I had created, the one between the chicken spirit and its head and ashes. That part had always come easy to me. With nothing holding it in place, the body fell apart, and I was left with ash on my clothes, and an inanimate skull in my hand.

I brushed the ash off, as much as I could, and tossed the skull into the much-reduced disposal pile.

The rest of my day continued as normal, at least from an outside perspective. In my mind, I was full of energy, and busy planning my next experiments.

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Today when we went into the pen to play, he immediately climbed up onto the bench next to me and leaned in for snuggles. That is... until the squeaky ball came out! Let me tell you, this guy was ready to play!!! Not only does he LOVE fetch, but he will bring the ball back to you every time, drop it at your feet, and wait for you to throw it again. There's no way I'd guess that this guy is a senior, with that kind of love for the ball. Come and meet this spunky guy at the Brooklyn ACC today! MAX@BROOKLYN ACC Hello, my name is Max My animal id is #35100 I am a desexed male brown dog at the Brooklyn Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 10 years old, 60 LBS Came into shelter asowner surrender July 19, 2018 Reason Stated: MOVING Max is rescue only Max is at risk for medical and behavior concerns. He has displayed resource guarding behavior, and discomfort with some handling in the care center. We feel he would be best placed in an adult only home. He is geriatric and is suspected to have a cronic condition. Please see both medical and behavior assessments for more information. You may know me from such films as... https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=zR5DkaZisSg https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=V1UKTIjrhxk My medical notes are... Weight: 60.8 lbs Vet Notes 20/07/2018 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 10yrs Microchip noted on Intake? no Microchip Number (If Applicable): History: O/S due to moving to place that does not allow pets Subjective: Dog is BARH Observed Behavior - immediately social, greets vet and takes treats readily, moving around for exam but allows all handling, curious and willing to explore environment but able to focus back on handler Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective T = NA P = 110 R = pant BCS 4-5/9 EENT: Eyes NS OU, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: Grade 1/4 dental dz PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male neutered; excessive (thickened) scrotal tissue MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, lipomatous mass cranial to prepuce, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: not performed Assessment: Geriatric - mild dental dz, excessive scrotal tissue (rule-out hyperplasia vs benign or malignant neoplasia); lipomtous mass DDx: lipoma, MCT, open Prognosis:Good Plan: Acceptable candidate for adoption or rescue pending behavior evaluation. Recommend senior bloodwork and FNA +/- biopsy of scrotal tissue and lipomatous mass on placement. SURGERY:Already neutered Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 1. Green Behavior History Behavior Assessment Upon intake, max had a soft and wiggly body. He allowed to be collared, scanned and pets from the counselor. He was excited for treats and sat still for intake photo. Basic Information:: Max is a older medium mixed breed. The owner got him from a friend when he was 4 years old. The owner is unable to keep Max due to moving out of the country. Owner reported max to have a tumor hanging near the scrotum. They have seen a vet for this issue 1 year ago. There are no injuries or health concerns other than the tumor. Previously lived with:: 3 adults, 4 children, one small dog, one large dog How is this dog around strangers?: Max is friendly with all strangers. He will greet them in a social manner and allow them to pet him. How is this dog around children?: He lived with a 8 and 2 month old. He also lived with a 4 and 3 year old. He was respectful, relaxed, and tolerant with them. He played gentle with all of them. How is this dog around other dogs?: He lived with a small male dog and a large male dog. He is relaxed, respectful, and tolerant with the dogs. How is this dog around cats?: He will run away from stray cats on the street. Resource guarding:: There are no resource guarding concerns Bite history:: There is no bite history Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: Medium Other Notes:: There are no behavior concerns with Max. He isn’t bothered with touching food bowl, holding or restraining, trimming of nails, disturbed while resting, unfamiliar approaches to family or home. He likes bath time. Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: Yes Medical Notes: Owner reported a tumor on max scrotum. Please read medical note for more information. For a New Family to Know: Owner described him as friendly,affectionate,playful, mellow. He will play with any type of toys. He plays fetch and tug. He eats dry good pedigree. He loves any type of treats. He uses the grass and cement for the bathroom. He is well behaved being left alone in the home and yard. He knows sit, down, Shake, and heel. He pulls lightly on leash and stays close by your side off leash. Date of intake:: 7/19/2018 Spay/Neuter status:: Yes Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner surrender Previously lived with:: 3 adults, 4 children age(2 month, 3,4,8 years old) , 1 small dog, 1 large dog Behavior toward strangers:: Friendly Behavior toward children:: Relaxed and gentle Behavior toward dogs:: Relaxed, respectful, and tolerant. Behavior toward cats:: Avoids them Resource guarding:: None reported Bite history:: None reported Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: Owner described him as friendly,affectionate,playful, mellow with a medium energy. Date of assessment:: 7/21/2018 Look:: 1. Dog's eyes are averted, with tail wagging and ears back. Allows head to be held loosely in Assessor's cupped hands. Sensitivity:: 1. Dog stands still and accepts the touch, eyes are averted, and tail is in neutral position with a relaxed body posture. Dog's mouth is likely closed for at least a portion of the assessment item. Tag:: 1. Dog follows at the end of the leash, body soft. Paw squeeze 1:: 2. Dog quickly pulls back. Flank squeeze 1:: 1. Dog does not respond at all. Flank squeeze 2:: 1. Dog does not respond at all. Toy:: 5. Dog snaps or bites the Assess-a-Hand. Summary:: Max was neutral during the handling assessment. He Followed during tag, but was uncomfortable with paw squeeze. Max Did show guarding behavior with the toy item. Grabbing, and biting the assessor hand with a tense posture, and escalating to a low growl. Summary (1):: According to Max's previous owner, Max lived with a small and large resident dog. He was respectful and gentle with them. 7/20; When off leash at the Care Centers, Max is soft and greets the novel female dog before pacing the yard. Whenever she is near, he licks her muzzle then moves away. 7/22: Max interacts with a group of calm female dogs. He does correct one of them when she muzzle punches him for attention. Date of intake:: 7/19/2018 Summary:: Upon intake, max had a soft and wiggly body. Date of initial:: 7/20/2018 Summary:: Max was social readily allowed handling. ENERGY LEVEL:: Owner describes Max as a gentle, respectful, tolerant dog, he displayed medium energy and movement throughout assessment. We recommend only force-free, reward-based training techniques for Max. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: NEW HOPE ONLY Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: Place with new hope partner: Max becomes tense and will bite the hand attempting to remove objects from his mouth. He displays a tense posture when touching his paws. Due to observed resource guarding behavior, and discomfort with some handling displayed in the shelter environment. The behavior department recommends Max be placed with a New Hope placement partner who is able to provide an experienced adult-only foster home. Force-free, reward based training to help manage this behavior in a future home. Consultation with a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended for guidance to safely manage/modify any behavior Max presents with outside of the care centers. Potential challenges: : Resource guarding,Handling/touch sensitivity Potential challenges comments:: Resource Guarding: Potential resource guarding was observed in the care center. as Max was observed to growl when engaged with items and bite the hand attempting to remove them. For this reason we advise against ever removing items from Max's possession without safely trading for an item or greater or equal value. Guidance from a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended to aid in safely managing/modifying this behavior in a new home environment. Handling/touch sensitivity: Max has been observed to become uncomfortable with handling at times, especially when a person is touching his paws. It is important to always go slow and give Max the option to walk away from any social interaction. Max should never be forced to approach anything that he is uncomfortable with or to submit to petting or handling. It should always be Max’s choice to approach a new person or thing. MAX IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HIS LIFE

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Being Alone, Andrew Bogut, and Cats: 35100 10 years old, 60 bs VIBES Handsome, very sweet & gentle, housetrained, lived in harmony with small children & 2 other dogs- small & large At Brooklyn ACC waiting for LOVE **** TO BE KILLED - 7/23/2018 **** IT TAKES A LONG TIME FOR A SOUL TO BECOME THIS SWEET <3 A volunteer writes: Max is such a sweet, patient senior boy. Today he waited while I walked all the other dogs around him, reminding me with a gentle little whine that he hoped it would be his turn eventually. Once it was finally his turn, Max was very easy on to walk on the leash, never pulling at all, and did all his business outside (making me think he is housetrained). He certainly has some "street smarts," because he sure does try to eat a lot of stuff off the street! Max can sit for treats and take them very nicely, is sweet and affectionate, and likes to stay close to his person. Today when we went into the pen to play, he immediately climbed up onto the bench next to me and leaned in for snuggles. That is... until the squeaky ball came out! Let me tell you, this guy was ready to play!!! Not only does he LOVE fetch, but he will bring the ball back to you every time, drop it at your feet, and wait for you to throw it again. There's no way I'd guess that this guy is a senior, with that kind of love for the ball. Come and meet this spunky guy at the Brooklyn ACC today! MAX@BROOKLYN ACC Hello, my name is Max My animal id is #35100 I am a desexed male brown dog at the Brooklyn Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 10 years old, 60 LBS Came into shelter asowner surrender July 19, 2018 Reason Stated: MOVING Max is rescue only Max is at risk for medical and behavior concerns. He has displayed resource guarding behavior, and discomfort with some handling in the care center. We feel he would be best placed in an adult only home. He is geriatric and is suspected to have a cronic condition. Please see both medical and behavior assessments for more information. You may know me from such films as... https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=zR5DkaZisSg https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=V1UKTIjrhxk My medical notes are... Weight: 60.8 lbs Vet Notes 20/07/2018 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 10yrs Microchip noted on Intake? no Microchip Number (If Applicable): History: O/S due to moving to place that does not allow pets Subjective: Dog is BARH Observed Behavior - immediately social, greets vet and takes treats readily, moving around for exam but allows all handling, curious and willing to explore environment but able to focus back on handler Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective T = NA P = 110 R = pant BCS 4-5/9 EENT: Eyes NS OU, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: Grade 1/4 dental dz PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male neutered; excessive (thickened) scrotal tissue MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, lipomatous mass cranial to prepuce, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: not performed Assessment: Geriatric - mild dental dz, excessive scrotal tissue (rule-out hyperplasia vs benign or malignant neoplasia); lipomtous mass DDx: lipoma, MCT, open Prognosis:Good Plan: Acceptable candidate for adoption or rescue pending behavior evaluation. Recommend senior bloodwork and FNA +/- biopsy of scrotal tissue and lipomatous mass on placement. SURGERY:Already neutered Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 1. Green Behavior History Behavior Assessment Upon intake, max had a soft and wiggly body. He allowed to be collared, scanned and pets from the counselor. He was excited for treats and sat still for intake photo. Basic Information:: Max is a older medium mixed breed. The owner got him from a friend when he was 4 years old. The owner is unable to keep Max due to moving out of the country. Owner reported max to have a tumor hanging near the scrotum. They have seen a vet for this issue 1 year ago. There are no injuries or health concerns other than the tumor. Previously lived with:: 3 adults, 4 children, one small dog, one large dog How is this dog around strangers?: Max is friendly with all strangers. He will greet them in a social manner and allow them to pet him. How is this dog around children?: He lived with a 8 and 2 month old. He also lived with a 4 and 3 year old. He was respectful, relaxed, and tolerant with them. He played gentle with all of them. How is this dog around other dogs?: He lived with a small male dog and a large male dog. He is relaxed, respectful, and tolerant with the dogs. How is this dog around cats?: He will run away from stray cats on the street. Resource guarding:: There are no resource guarding concerns Bite history:: There is no bite history Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: Medium Other Notes:: There are no behavior concerns with Max. He isn’t bothered with touching food bowl, holding or restraining, trimming of nails, disturbed while resting, unfamiliar approaches to family or home. He likes bath time. Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: Yes Medical Notes: Owner reported a tumor on max scrotum. Please read medical note for more information. For a New Family to Know: Owner described him as friendly,affectionate,playful, mellow. He will play with any type of toys. He plays fetch and tug. He eats dry good pedigree. He loves any type of treats. He uses the grass and cement for the bathroom. He is well behaved being left alone in the home and yard. He knows sit, down, Shake, and heel. He pulls lightly on leash and stays close by your side off leash. Date of intake:: 7/19/2018 Spay/Neuter status:: Yes Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner surrender Previously lived with:: 3 adults, 4 children age(2 month, 3,4,8 years old) , 1 small dog, 1 large dog Behavior toward strangers:: Friendly Behavior toward children:: Relaxed and gentle Behavior toward dogs:: Relaxed, respectful, and tolerant. Behavior toward cats:: Avoids them Resource guarding:: None reported Bite history:: None reported Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: Owner described him as friendly,affectionate,playful, mellow with a medium energy. Date of assessment:: 7/21/2018 Look:: 1. Dog's eyes are averted, with tail wagging and ears back. Allows head to be held loosely in Assessor's cupped hands. Sensitivity:: 1. Dog stands still and accepts the touch, eyes are averted, and tail is in neutral position with a relaxed body posture. Dog's mouth is likely closed for at least a portion of the assessment item. Tag:: 1. Dog follows at the end of the leash, body soft. Paw squeeze 1:: 2. Dog quickly pulls back. Flank squeeze 1:: 1. Dog does not respond at all. Flank squeeze 2:: 1. Dog does not respond at all. Toy:: 5. Dog snaps or bites the Assess-a-Hand. Summary:: Max was neutral during the handling assessment. He Followed during tag, but was uncomfortable with paw squeeze. Max Did show guarding behavior with the toy item. Grabbing, and biting the assessor hand with a tense posture, and escalating to a low growl. Summary (1):: According to Max's previous owner, Max lived with a small and large resident dog. He was respectful and gentle with them. 7/20; When off leash at the Care Centers, Max is soft and greets the novel female dog before pacing the yard. Whenever she is near, he licks her muzzle then moves away. 7/22: Max interacts with a group of calm female dogs. He does correct one of them when she muzzle punches him for attention. Date of intake:: 7/19/2018 Summary:: Upon intake, max had a soft and wiggly body. Date of initial:: 7/20/2018 Summary:: Max was social readily allowed handling. ENERGY LEVEL:: Owner describes Max as a gentle, respectful, tolerant dog, he displayed medium energy and movement throughout assessment. We recommend only force-free, reward-based training techniques for Max. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: NEW HOPE ONLY Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: Place with new hope partner: Max becomes tense and will bite the hand attempting to remove objects from his mouth. He displays a tense posture when touching his paws. Due to observed resource guarding behavior, and discomfort with some handling displayed in the shelter environment. The behavior department recommends Max be placed with a New Hope placement partner who is able to provide an experienced adult-only foster home. Force-free, reward based training to help manage this behavior in a future home. Consultation with a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended for guidance to safely manage/modify any behavior Max presents with outside of the care centers. Potential challenges: : Resource guarding,Handling/touch sensitivity Potential challenges comments:: Resource Guarding: Potential resource guarding was observed in the care center. as Max was observed to growl when engaged with items and bite the hand attempting to remove them. For this reason we advise against ever removing items from Max's possession without safely trading for an item or greater or equal value. Guidance from a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended to aid in safely managing/modifying this behavior in a new home environment. Handling/touch sensitivity: Max has been observed to become uncomfortable with handling at times, especially when a person is touching his paws. It is important to always go slow and give Max the option to walk away from any social interaction. Max should never be forced to approach anything that he is uncomfortable with or to submit to petting or handling. It should always be Max’s choice to approach a new person or thing. MAX IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

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bloojayoolie · 6 years

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Being Alone, Cats, and Children: 25611 -2 gears old, 65 hs Big HANDSOME & Hunky Mayback needs a loving new home He's friendly, playful, well mannered, microchipped & up to date on vaccines At Manhattan ACC waiding a lovng neiw famuy **** TO BE KILLED - 5/2/2018 **** JUST LIKE THE CAR, your boy Mayback is big, handsome and luxurious. He's young and friendly and looking for a home where he can get the love, attention and training needed to be a successful pooch. Mayback is microchipped and up to date on his vaccines. The only thing missing is you. Please don't overlook a true gem. <3 A volunteer writes: You're someone who appreciates the finer things in life. That's obvious from the start. You're looking for sophistication, luxury, dependability of course. Well have I got a pup for you. 2 year-old Mayback is what we in the luxury biz call a "show-stopper." With a silver coat that shines without sun, hazelnut eyes warm and inviting, and a smile that's ever-present and ready, he's bound to stand out from the crowd. But as impressive as Mayback's good looks may be they're nothing compared to his interior. Mayback is one cool customer, happy to roam about and explore his surroundings, ignoring any bustle about him. And on a recent afternoon, once the exploring and observing was done, showed off his penchant for cuddles done right, sidling up to my side for a rub. Mayback is a strong, healthy boy who'd enjoy plenty of walks with his new family and lots of chances to strut his stuff. His previous owner noted a tendency to guard his things, so for now we suggest an experienced home without young children for Mayback, letting him revel in every toy for himself. You're someone who appreciates the finer things in life and Mayback is about as fine as they come. With sophistication, luxury, and dependability of course. And a guarantee of a lifetime of love. Mayback is waiting in adoptions at Manhattan ACC. VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttJ_23dghcE MAYBACK@MANHATTAN ACC Mayback ID# 25611 Sex: Male Age: 2 years old Is Vaccinated: Yes Primary Color: Gray Secondary Color: White Owner Surrender / Allergies Weight: 65.6 lbs. Intake Date: 04-19-2018 SHELTER ASSESSMENT: EXPERIENCED HOME - No young children (under 5) PROFILE / OWNER NOTES Basic Information: Mayback is a male gray and white large breed dog that is estimated to be 4 years old. His previous owner got him as a gift from a friend around 2 months ago and kept him until he found out that he was allergic to dogs and was unable to keep him. Previously lived with: 1 Adult How is this dog around strangers? Mayback is friendly with strangers and tries to play with anyone that approaches him. He tends to jump up to greet people. How is this dog around children? Mayback was not around children in his previous home. How is this dog around other dogs? Mayback was not around dogs in his previous home but he was friendly with the dog he met during his walks How is this dog around cats? Mayback was not around cats in his previous home. Resource guarding: Mayback tends to growl and back away at people that go near his food and toys. Bite history: Mayback has not history of having bitten another person or animal. Housetrained: Yes Energy level/descriptors: High Energy, Friendly , Excitable Other Notes: Mayback tends to bark excessively at home he barks at people walking or from any sound heard near the door. He will go on alert when he hears a loud sound. Has this dog ever had any medical issues? No Medical Notes Mayback has been tot he vet in the past year. For a New Family to Know Mayback is an excitable dog that enjoys following people around the home. He enjoys playing with squeaky toys and will play fetch all day. He is used to being indoors all day and eats dry food. He is very house trained will go on cement. He is used to being crated at night time. He tends to pull very hard when hes out for a walk. BEHAVIOR NOTES: Date of intake: 19-Apr-2018 Mayback was very loose bodied and was jumping up to my face when when i approached him. He was wagging his entire body and was when i started scratching is back he rolled over. He followed me on a leash but did not want to go into the kennel without his owner nearby. Spay/Neuter status: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Owner Surrender (In home for 2 months) Previously lived with: An adult Behavior toward strangers: Friendly Behavior toward dogs: Friendly Resource guarding: Yes, Mayback growls at people that approach his food or toys. Bite history: None reported Housetrained: Yes Energy level/descriptors: Mayback is described as friendly and excitable with a high level of activity. SAFER SCORES: Date of assessment: 22-Apr-2018 Look: 1. Dog's eyes are averted, with tail wagging and ears back. Allows head to be held loosely in Assessor's cupped hands. Sensitivity: 1. Dog stands still and accepts the touch, eyes are averted, and tail is in neutral position with a relaxed body posture. Dog's mouth is likely closed for at least a portion of the assessment item. Tag: 2. Dog is not fearful, but is unresponsive when touched. Approaches the Assessor when the game ends (may need coaxing to approach). Dog is focused on stimuli other than the Assessor. Paw squeeze 1: 1. Dog gently pulls back his/her paw. Paw squeeze 2: 1. Dog gently pulls back his/her paw. Flank squeeze 1: Item not conducted Flank squeeze 2: Item not conducted Toy: 1. Dog settles close, keeps a firm grip and is loose and wiggly. Dog does not place his/her body between you and the toy. Summary: Mayback was distracted in the assessment room, focusing on sniffing the floor. He displayed some social behavior during the assessment but was mostly focused on sniffing the room. He allowed all handling and displayed no concerning behaviors. Summary (1): 4/20: When introduced off leash to a group of female dogs, Mayback greets all politely then mostly explores the yard. He will engage in brief play when solicited. Summary (2): 4/21: Mayback greets female dogs briefly then explores the yard. Summary (3): 4/22: Mayback keeps mostly to himself. Summary (4): 4/23-24: Mayback follows and attempts to mount a select female dog, at times offering play behavior when unable to mount. Summary (5): 4/25: Mayback greets politely in a group of female dogs. Date of intake: 19-Apr-2018 Summary: Mayback had a loose body and was jumping up. Date of initial: 20-Apr-2018 Summary: Mayback had a loose body and allowed handling. He growled during vaccines. ENERGY LEVEL: Mayback is described as having a high level of activity. He is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: EXPERIENCE (suitable for an adopter with some previous dog experience, especially with the behaviors outlined below) Recommendations: No young children (under 5) Recommendations comments: No young children: Due to his previous owner reporting that Mayback growls when his food or toys are approached, we recommend a home without young children. Older children who can be trusted to leave Mayback alone while eating or in possession of toys can be considered. Potential challenges: Resource guarding Potential challenges comments: Resource guarding: Mayback is reported to growl when his food or toys are approached. We recommend that Mayback be left alone while eating, and that food guarding behavior modification steps (available at ASPCApro.org) be utilized if this behavior is problematic in his future home. Nothing should ever be taken directly out of Macback's mouth, and any time something is removed he should be rewarded with a high value treat or toy. He should be taught the "drop" cue and trade-up games. * TO FOSTER OR ADOPT * If you would like to adopt a dog on our “To Be Killed” list, and you CAN get to the shelter in person to complete the adoption process *within 48 hours of reserve*, you can reserve the dog online until noon on the day they are scheduled to die. We have provided the Brooklyn, Staten Island and Manhattan information below. Adoption hours at these facilities is Noon – 8:00 p.m. (6:30 on weekends) HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction Animal Care Centers of NYC (ACC) nycacc.org HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Being Alone, Cats, and Children: 25611 -2 gears old, 65 hs Big HANDSOME & Hunky Mayback needs a loving new home He's friendly, playful, well mannered, microchipped & up to date on vaccines At Manhattan ACC waiding al neiw famuy **** TO BE KILLED - 4/30/2018 **** JUST LIKE THE CAR, your boy Mayback is big, handsome and luxurious. He's young and friendly and looking for a home where he can get the love, attention and training needed to be a successful pooch. Mayback is microchipped and up to date on his vaccines. The only thing missing is you. Please don't overlook a true gem. <3 A volunteer writes: You're someone who appreciates the finer things in life. That's obvious from the start. You're looking for sophistication, luxury, dependability of course. Well have I got a pup for you. 2 year-old Mayback is what we in the luxury biz call a "show-stopper." With a silver coat that shines without sun, hazelnut eyes warm and inviting, and a smile that's ever-present and ready, he's bound to stand out from the crowd. But as impressive as Mayback's good looks may be they're nothing compared to his interior. Mayback is one cool customer, happy to roam about and explore his surroundings, ignoring any bustle about him. And on a recent afternoon, once the exploring and observing was done, showed off his penchant for cuddles done right, sidling up to my side for a rub. Mayback is a strong, healthy boy who'd enjoy plenty of walks with his new family and lots of chances to strut his stuff. His previous owner noted a tendency to guard his things, so for now we suggest an experienced home without young children for Mayback, letting him revel in every toy for himself. You're someone who appreciates the finer things in life and Mayback is about as fine as they come. With sophistication, luxury, and dependability of course. And a guarantee of a lifetime of love. Mayback is waiting in adoptions at Manhattan ACC. VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttJ_23dghcE MAYBACK@MANHATTAN ACC Mayback ID# 25611 Sex: Male Age: 2 years old Is Vaccinated: Yes Primary Color: Gray Secondary Color: White Owner Surrender / Allergies Weight: 65.6 lbs. Intake Date: 04-19-2018 SHELTER ASSESSMENT: EXPERIENCED HOME - No young children (under 5) PROFILE / OWNER NOTES Basic Information: Mayback is a male gray and white large breed dog that is estimated to be 4 years old. His previous owner got him as a gift from a friend around 2 months ago and kept him until he found out that he was allergic to dogs and was unable to keep him. Previously lived with: 1 Adult How is this dog around strangers? Mayback is friendly with strangers and tries to play with anyone that approaches him. He tends to jump up to greet people. How is this dog around children? Mayback was not around children in his previous home. How is this dog around other dogs? Mayback was not around dogs in his previous home but he was friendly with the dog he met during his walks How is this dog around cats? Mayback was not around cats in his previous home. Resource guarding: Mayback tends to growl and back away at people that go near his food and toys. Bite history: Mayback has not history of having bitten another person or animal. Housetrained: Yes Energy level/descriptors: High Energy, Friendly , Excitable Other Notes: Mayback tends to bark excessively at home he barks at people walking or from any sound heard near the door. He will go on alert when he hears a loud sound. Has this dog ever had any medical issues? No Medical Notes Mayback has been tot he vet in the past year. For a New Family to Know Mayback is an excitable dog that enjoys following people around the home. He enjoys playing with squeaky toys and will play fetch all day. He is used to being indoors all day and eats dry food. He is very house trained will go on cement. He is used to being crated at night time. He tends to pull very hard when hes out for a walk. BEHAVIOR NOTES: Date of intake: 19-Apr-2018 Mayback was very loose bodied and was jumping up to my face when when i approached him. He was wagging his entire body and was when i started scratching is back he rolled over. He followed me on a leash but did not want to go into the kennel without his owner nearby. Spay/Neuter status: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Owner Surrender (In home for 2 months) Previously lived with: An adult Behavior toward strangers: Friendly Behavior toward dogs: Friendly Resource guarding: Yes, Mayback growls at people that approach his food or toys. Bite history: None reported Housetrained: Yes Energy level/descriptors: Mayback is described as friendly and excitable with a high level of activity. SAFER SCORES: Date of assessment: 22-Apr-2018 Look: 1. Dog's eyes are averted, with tail wagging and ears back. Allows head to be held loosely in Assessor's cupped hands. Sensitivity: 1. Dog stands still and accepts the touch, eyes are averted, and tail is in neutral position with a relaxed body posture. Dog's mouth is likely closed for at least a portion of the assessment item. Tag: 2. Dog is not fearful, but is unresponsive when touched. Approaches the Assessor when the game ends (may need coaxing to approach). Dog is focused on stimuli other than the Assessor. Paw squeeze 1: 1. Dog gently pulls back his/her paw. Paw squeeze 2: 1. Dog gently pulls back his/her paw. Flank squeeze 1: Item not conducted Flank squeeze 2: Item not conducted Toy: 1. Dog settles close, keeps a firm grip and is loose and wiggly. Dog does not place his/her body between you and the toy. Summary: Mayback was distracted in the assessment room, focusing on sniffing the floor. He displayed some social behavior during the assessment but was mostly focused on sniffing the room. He allowed all handling and displayed no concerning behaviors. Summary (1): 4/20: When introduced off leash to a group of female dogs, Mayback greets all politely then mostly explores the yard. He will engage in brief play when solicited. Summary (2): 4/21: Mayback greets female dogs briefly then explores the yard. Summary (3): 4/22: Mayback keeps mostly to himself. Summary (4): 4/23-24: Mayback follows and attempts to mount a select female dog, at times offering play behavior when unable to mount. Summary (5): 4/25: Mayback greets politely in a group of female dogs. Date of intake: 19-Apr-2018 Summary: Mayback had a loose body and was jumping up. Date of initial: 20-Apr-2018 Summary: Mayback had a loose body and allowed handling. He growled during vaccines. ENERGY LEVEL: Mayback is described as having a high level of activity. He is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: EXPERIENCE (suitable for an adopter with some previous dog experience, especially with the behaviors outlined below) Recommendations: No young children (under 5) Recommendations comments: No young children: Due to his previous owner reporting that Mayback growls when his food or toys are approached, we recommend a home without young children. Older children who can be trusted to leave Mayback alone while eating or in possession of toys can be considered. Potential challenges: Resource guarding Potential challenges comments: Resource guarding: Mayback is reported to growl when his food or toys are approached. We recommend that Mayback be left alone while eating, and that food guarding behavior modification steps (available at ASPCApro.org) be utilized if this behavior is problematic in his future home. Nothing should ever be taken directly out of Macback's mouth, and any time something is removed he should be rewarded with a high value treat or toy. He should be taught the "drop" cue and trade-up games. * TO FOSTER OR ADOPT * If you would like to adopt a dog on our “To Be Killed” list, and you CAN get to the shelter in person to complete the adoption process *within 48 hours of reserve*, you can reserve the dog online until noon on the day they are scheduled to die. We have provided the Brooklyn, Staten Island and Manhattan information below. Adoption hours at these facilities is Noon – 8:00 p.m. (6:30 on weekends) HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction Animal Care Centers of NYC (ACC) nycacc.org HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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