#like my man cook!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf gregory #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #fnaf #security breach #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael is simply trying to teach Gregory how to survive #like my man cook!! #Fire is the true way to win any fnaf game I promise #Gregory actually wants to learn he thinks Michael is cool #though Vanny isn’t as enthusiastic #she’s gonna put them both in timeout lmao #they are so brother coded but so the same too #Gregory is just a lil Michael

[egophiliac]

Wait, did you put a photo of Vil and Neige as kids in Eric’s office??

oh good, I was afraid that wasn't going to read properly and people would just be like "what is this supposed to be". :') but yeah! I like to think Eric was pretty fond of Neige as a kid! single dad sees orphan child approximately the same age as his own son and goes "hmm. okay, you guys are going to be friends now." (this did not go as well as he'd hoped.)

(also I do love how it's kind of a running joke that everyone loves Neige except for Vil, who's standing over in the corner and just seething with furious irrational hatred. someday maybe he'll find someone who doesn't think Neige is the best thing since cinnamon rolls.)

#art #twisted wonderland #vil: am i massively projecting my own hangups and insecurities onto someone who i would otherwise find only mildly annoying #vil: no it must be neige who is wrong #idk i just like neige a lot! he's sweet and i find him fascinating honestly #there's ONE offhanded comment about how oh yeah he's been orphaned since a young age and just never talks about it #he lives with a bunch of dwarves and cooks and cleans for them and this has been going on since he was like eight #like. hello?! #there's a whole backstory here that we're never going to get more than this single crumb of and frankly that makes it better #man if i had a nickel for every fandom about fairytale characters in high school #where i instantly fell in love with the snow white character #i'd have two nickels et cetera you know the rest

[valiantvillain]

You can't convince me Gale wasn't totally advertising himself as marriage material throughout the entirety of his romance. He's got a tower. It's got a great kitchen and a wine cellar. He can cook. He'll formally introduce you to Tara over a nice dinner. His mother will love you. And after so many years of the bar being in the pits of hell for irl men I fell for that shit hook, line, and sinker. Feel his shirt that smells like a library. It's husband material.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #apparently i'm a bitch who wants commitment from my pixel men #your honor i love him #give me that happily ever after bullshit #i'll take that Waterdeep view thank you very much #a man who cooks and likes doing it? consider me wed

[zephyrine-gale]

adamlyle but that one aventurine cutscene oopsie

#honkai impact #honkai star rail #adamlyle #my art #i suddenly had the urge to draw them again i miss my boys... #i need to cook my own food theres only like 5 other people in this ship #the moment hsr has an expy of either of them i am throwing money #i love my generic man with a disease and his cheeky soulmate

[rwsdarw]

Outing myself as a Lila defender

#I’m her biggest stan #god forbid a woman do anything #she’s just a girl fr #Lana coded icon #she is so in my feelings coded #miraculous fanart #miraculous lb #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #mlb #lila rossi #ml cerise #idfk her name anymore man #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #(she’s the gaslight) #this art is like a million years old #women can do no wrong in my eyes #let her cook

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS Disco Elysium AU part 2 - Psyche Skills

Part 1 - Part 3

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #disco elysium #MDZS disco elysium au #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #yu ziyuan #While it's more in vogue to draw a character's skill roster tailored to them - #One of the more subtle details I love in DE is how some of the skill portraits parallel character portraits of people hbd associates with. #Theres somethine rather poetic to be said about how other people shape out thoughts and sometimes act as a 'voice' in our head. #How we are in part a collection of impressions other people left behind on us. #I am a huge Skillhead (Those are my friends! My party members! They love me! They have their own agendas and alliances!) #so of course a healthy portion of this AU is dedicated to them <3 #the Int skills go basically unchanged from DE. Psy as well (with changes to a few quirks in voice). #Fys skills though...well...wwx is in a different body! Those voices belong to Someone Else. #Esp electrochem (MXY in this AU also partied to near death. WWX is withdrawing and craving substances he's never even heard of before) #While I personally don't fully subscribe to Volition Jean I *do* see Volition Jiang Cheng. The voice of your Not Brother keeping you afloat #All three of these parallels make me unbelievably sad. They are also both purple. Art is like that sometimes. #Empathy Jiang Yanli...oh man do I have a lot of thoughts about her. Disco fans Who Know....you can probably see what I'm cooking. #Authority is a really interesting skill in DE because *yes* its about power and intimidation - but it's also about finesse and respect #Titus Hardie and YZY both abuse *and* finesse how they establish their authority - in a way that leaves quite an impression. #2 more mdzs disco posts that I *need* to create and then I'm off to working on raffles <3

[linterteatime]

Babygir- *gets instantly shot in the head*

#hollow knight #troupe master grimm #the grimm troupe #fanart #my art #I don't know what I was cooking with that pose really #I made the sketch like #eons ago so idk man idk #but it was fun #I hadn't drawn the guy in a whiiiile and like #that's a crime #I have to draw my favorite characters once every month or i will go insane help

[ohshinytrinketsmine]

Bonus: The way Phaya looks at Tharn. He looks as if he wants to devour that man

Let me help you.

The Sign the Series, ep 1

#the sign the series #the sign #phayatharn #phaya x tharn #it was a nightmare to colour this like- #i love the show's vibes but the scenes are so so dark like??? took me wayyy too long :') and i missed cooking crush :'))) #bl edits #bl drama #bl series #bl shows #thai bl #thai bl drama #thai drama #thai series #bl gifs #i want to pass away now ahaha #but srsly phaya my man has an intense look i do love their chemistry so much #this show gives me MoD vibes owo lets see if it can live upto that...maybe even better than that??? #usershinygifs

[thegoldenhigh]

Posting a new link with an update!! Share/donate if you can pls!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼

I'm Tyler, I'm 29, and I recently had several strokes and now I need heart surgery to close the hole in my heart that is causing it! I don't have much family I can go to (I escaped a cult and was excommunicated, and I'm disowned by the majority of my family) so I'm trying to reach out to ppl and friends I have online! Please consider sharing and donating if you can, I really need help. I know I keep spamming my link and sob story and I feel shitty bc it obviously annoys ppl but I'm trying my best to get help.

Anything at all helps! Even if you want to just dm me and say a kind message that helps me stay positive. :')

(Also if you don't want to go through GFM I have CashApp and Venmo at @tblank20)

Thanks for reading, I really appreciate your time! ❤️

#gofundme #mutual aid #crowdfunding #viral #i literally have 50 cents in my bank account rn #my sweet bro cooked me a few meals to last for a few days but idk about the future man #i hate to keep acting like a beggar but it's the only way i can think of to get help #personal #help

[bucksbisexualawakening]

the progression from "there's a morning snack and a midday snack" and "20 bucks for pizza" buck looking after his friend's kid to "bobby's famous lasagne: 6 types of cheese cooked to perfection" buck cooking for his family to "that's makes me your sous chef" teaching his kid how to cook is making me go so feral.

#going from two separate things - like how normal friends who aren't co-parenting would organised it - to the most domestic thing ever #to being the good responsible parent and making sure he eats real food before cookies #AND and the motifs that've been established: teaching to cook as father/son bonding and cooking food as a demonstration of love #im UNWELLLLL #buckley diaz family #911 abc #right from the pilot buck has had an intense care for children (but was also immature himself) #and we've seen him grow into a person who is literally becoming a father. (alongside his increasing ability to cook - which he is learning #from his own father figure) #children - specifically caring for children and being a father - has been tied to very important parts of buck's character development #thoughout the seasons #that man wants nothing more than to be a father AND HE IS ONE. #i dont even know if what im saying is coherent anymore but you get my drift #season 6 911 #lynnsaysstuff

[demigod-of-the-agni]

no one knows my true pain. i wear black to mourn the feelings that could never be set free. what you see is a masjk, a shell of my former self.

#maya nodding and saying “okay. can you cook the parathas now” #writing that made me cringe and invert myself. i used to write shit like that in primary school damn #this tiny egotistical bastard is filled with so much emo cringe... so angsty...... #my eyes are going to be so fucked in the morning #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #atsv pavitr #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv fanart #thalapathy vijay #<- LMAO #vijay fans pls do not bully me for this #artoftheagni

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

Graz'zt, The Prince of Pleasure, this is the demon lord of hedonism and debauchery! 9 ft (2.7 m) tall but can shapeshift endlessly into other humanoids as bonus action (so like, in a second while doing other things). Has mastery of mind control and invisibility, telepathy and telekenesis, knows all languages, and makes all flat surfaces near him so shiny they act like mirrors! He's also...not originally a demon. He's a devil. An archdevil who said screw the whole hellish regime, I'm just going to take the abyssal layers I conquered for myself!

Man's all about subtlety manipulation, indulging in endless luxury and pleasure, and loves turning purity perverse. As you might expect, he's basically the Abyss's lord of sexual delight, so like...yeah he's about as good as you'll find on that front, especially as a one-night stand. Absurd amount of lovers, including a TON of powerful pissed-off exes. Like the Queen of Succubi. And Tasha. Like Tasha's Cauldron Tasha, who is also Baba Yaga's daughter Iggwilv. But that's beside the point, I'm asking if you'd fuck the demonic king of fucking.

#graz'zt #dnd #dnd5e #apparently another epithet for him is “The Dark Man”. Um. I guess I can't argue with that as accurate. but like. Really? #Like until recently his big fancy titles were “The Shadow King” and “The Dark Man.” #It kinda sounds like Monty Cook thought “oooh might get in trouble if I just call him ”That black guy.“ Where's my Thesaurus? #Not saying that's what he did. Just what it looks like. #DnD 5e #d&amp;d #smash or pass #5e #monsters of the multiverse #mpmm

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

#klance #can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn #anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!! #baking seems like a hyperfixation #like i know you said you baked once but then look at me #...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing #its a joke its a joke #i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water #anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december? #once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man #at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened #and she recommended light therapy lamp #im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month #it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts? #but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can #ive got winter wonderland comic coming though #i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight #i hope its going to be a nice thing!! #wow thats a long set of tags

[cozylittleartblog]

I GET ONE EVERY YEAR ????

#birthday #gif #dat me #art #ANNUAL GOOFY BIRTHDAY GIF !!! LETS GO #FIFTH YEAR IN A ROW BABEY #HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR SEUSS AS WELL. MY MAN #i got a big draw cookin its takin like three days tho. an anime rattled my brain real good. rattled it to pieces even #and also i got into acen so i gotta cook anime fanart at the SPEED of LIGHT #BUT I WANTED TO DRAW THIS ANYWAY SO ITS FINE

[exx-bee]

Great Fire of London .... 2!

#hes from the 30s man he doesnt know how to cook #laugh at my joke boy #atsv #noirpunk #doing my duty to the tag by letting the whole 5 other people that care about them see this #they get takeout after the fire is gone #first time drawing hobie need more practice with him ...... i like his swag a Lot :-) #also something about noir is not Quite how i wanted #i think its the nose #whatever im so funny

[royalarchivist]

Tommy: Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. I believe that every man, woman, and child is INNOCENT!

Niki: Yo Chat! CHAT! WE HAVE RIGHTS!!! WE MADE IT! We made - we f**king made it. Women’s Rights, let’s f**king go, lets f**king go! We made it. We made it! That’s amazing, thank you so much Tommy Innit. [...]

I was the only woman in this recording. And all they did was talk about their fore.skin *tries not to laugh*. I just wanna let that sink in for a second. This is why I am the w- the victim. This is why I am the victim. This right here. [...]

*reading chat* “Guess you didn’t get women’s rights after all” *laughs then puts her face in her hands* Oh my god Chat. *laughs*

#Nihachu #Niki #Tommy #TommyInnit #IRL #Context: Niki was reacting to Tommy's ''Minecraft's funniest cooking show'' video #A) Can't believe she saw my joke #B) Very pleased that it made her laugh this much #Hello yes it is I; the pinnacle of good Twitch Chat humor #/j #but also /srs I make myself laugh with my jokes and I love it when they makes other people laugh too #Man Tommy in this thumbnail makes this look like a Rickroll video but I swear it frickin isn't a Rickroll #Necessary period in that word because I don't wanna get frickin shadowbanned by tumblr #I actually forgot to add that before posting frick. ruh roh. #Tumblr's so weird about stuff nowadays idk what even triggers their shadow ban hammer anymore #Subtitles #Edited #subtitles #Portfolio