#like highschool kids

[draconic-ichor]

If you're still taking requests; Morgott and the Tarnished dirty talk? I need to read sexy banter 🥺

I had a bit of fun with this one!

Distraction

Morgott/female tarnished

Elden Ring dabble

Warnings: strong language, sexual themes, suggestive speech

Summary: Morgott and the Lady Tarnished try to drum up a bit of fun during a boring assembly

It was customary for the royal couple to attend assemblies within the capital. Morgott and the Lady had been sitting through the one currently for a good few hours now, the speaking nobles droning on and on seemingly endlessly.

Even Morgott was beginning to tire, the tarnished bored beyond measure. She began to shift about in her chair, organizing and reorganizing the desk they were both sat at.

“Peace, beloved mine.” Morgott whispered, placing a hand on her thigh under the desk.

The Lady Tarnished stilled, giving him an impish look. She spread her legs a bit, urging his hand on.

She didn’t quite know what she was after, any type of spice to this day would be welcoming; Morgott was less than accommodating, however. He simply pulled his hand away, trying to sooth, “We’ll have time for all that later.”

The tarnished deflated a bit, listening to the dry speaker for a time more. Unable to condemn herself to death by dullness she shifted a bit closer, getting Morgott’s attention.

“And what would his Lordship do exactly?” She whispered, giving him a look both challenging and sultry.

“I have some ideas…Nary a word of which should be uttered here with so many prying ears.” He whispered back.

The Lady slid a blank paper along the desk until it was on Morgott’s side, smirking, “Then write it.”

“My Lady can’t possibly wish to hear my secrets so badly?” He chuckled quietly.

“Humor me.” She leaned on her folded hands, not yielding.

Morgott sat still for some moments, seemingly paying renewed attention to the assembly. With a huff he suddenly took a quill to the paper, face stone. From any outside perspectives it would seem he was just writing up any common letter of business.

The Lady knew better however, having to bite her lip to contain her ever bubbling excitement.

Morgott slid the paper back, gaze forward.

The tarnished attempt to glance at it as smoothly as possible.

It reading:

‘Firstly, I shall put that beautiful mouth to better use than distractions during business. My beloved finds herself quite the hungry little creature…I intend to quell that appetite fully.’

The tarnished read it over, taking up the quill herself to scratch a response. She slid the paper back once finished, proceeding to pretend interest in the assembly once more.

Morgott’s good eye shifter down to read:

‘I’ll gladly put my mouth to my King’s uses, although his assets may require more than simply my mouth. He is quite an endowed King after all.’

She heard him make a sound before the paper was slid back for her to read. The couple playfully wrote back and forth, all while pretending to keep up with the assembly and maintaining stoic expressions:

‘How dost thou wish to service her Lord, hm?’

‘By mouth, by breast, any part my Lord finds purchase. I’ll kneel before his throne pliantly.’

‘Thou art quite…pliant.’

‘Only for his Lord.’

‘An honor I hold dear. I quite enjoy twisting thee upon thyself like a sugared confectionery.’

‘I enjoy when you press me into the bed like a beast.’

‘Perhaps we can indulge both fancies after the assembly?’

‘I’ll have to check my schedule, his Lordship keeps me quite busy.’

‘I’m quite positive he would not miss thou for an hour.’

‘Just an hour?’

‘After all this banter, the possibility is likely.’

‘Does the descriptive use of ‘horny’ apply to my Lord in more that his appearance as of late?”

‘It would be an adequate use of the term…”

‘Poor thing.’

‘Doth thee value thy current dress?’

‘Not particularly. Why?’

The Lady received the paper back, now quite full of delicate inked words. But as her eyes glanced down to read his response her cheeks reddened. She looked quickly up at him, in shock. Morgott sat unmoved, a shadow of a smirk painting his lips. The Lady looked back to the paper:

‘As soon as this damned assembly comes to a close I’m going to tear it away piece by piece with my teeth. I promise thee.’

#i hope this is what you wanted #like highschool kids #passing notes #morgott/tarnished #tarnished oc #spicy dabbles #elden ring dabbles #answered asks

[cringefail-clown]

a sweet token of appreciation for friends 🧁❤️

#homestuck #dirk strider #jake english #roxy lalonde #jane crocker #alpha kids #we always did give each others gifts like chocolates and flowers in my old friend group in highschool for valentines day #so i wanted to capture it with the alpha kids bc it was always such a fun tradition weve had c': #appreciate your frenz for vday!! platonic love ftw!!!

[voiider]

I need more batfam sibling dynamics where it's you and your sibling(s) vs. your parent(s)

Like in the way that you might not always get along with/like your sibling but your alliance is with them first and your parent second.

Bruce talking to Tim about Damian and saying "but don't tell your brother" and Tim IMMEDIATELY finding Damian and telling him bc it's ride or die

Or one of them doing something stupid and messing up/getting hurt but we do not tell Bruce and your sibling helps you clean it up and you take that secret to the grave

Also finding out family drama or a secret about Bruce and IMMEDIATELY sending it to the group chat

#bruce Wayne #dick grayson #jason Todd #damian wayne #tim drake #batfam #my dad “i think your sister has ___ but don't tell her i said that” #me immediately barging into my sister's room #GUESS WHAT DAD SAID #also her being like 'omg i learned this thing about dad“ #like in highschool we didn't always get along great but it was still Us against Them #kids v adults #she's like my best friend now lmao

[junotter]

Creek and Stan's gang (minus Cartman cause I don't think they'd stay friends with him in high school) as teens

#south park #sp #creek #sp creek #craig x tweek #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #south park fanart #sp fanart #my art #posted originally on tiktok as the “sp in my style” thing but my home is tumblr... #kennys face has been popular with those i show it to #i wanted to keep their colors kinda but if i further worked with these designs id probably update it to fit more current rockies fashion #thats my main problem with a lot of highschool designs of the sp kids #like the rockies style rn is so just its own and i might not be the biggest fan I'm pretty sure most the kids in south park would wear it

[chrisbangs]

BANG CHAN Super Bowl M/V

#chan #bang chan #stray kids #skz #cb97net #createskz #*gifs #*m #flashing tw #i'm late but this was too good of an mv to not gif lol #also 4th gif is giving highschool qb and youre the photographer and you like him and blah blah blah u know... u know.. #im insnae im fine i promise

[excavatinglizard]

What’s an angelic being without a little body horror?

(Or, I actually inked this traditionally for once, because this manga was powerful enough to briefly drag me out of my burnout)

Process below the cut

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #trigun fanart #excavatinglizardsart #look y’all I started this manga on a whim and finished it sobbing because it was over #for context. in my mind this is happening directly following the couch scene. like this is the moment before more of his hair turns black. #so maybe that sheds some light on his expression :) #I PULLED OUT MY ANCIENT MANGA KID SKILLS FOR THIS #I haven’t inked anything this big in pen for ages #it’s literally A3. used the remnants of my highschool sketchbook because I usually draw a5 #tw body horror

[strawberryshortpace]

I don’t know what theater kid needs to hear it, but making a mistake (or multiple) on stage is not the end of the world and you don’t suck for it

Brought to you by the fact that today I saw Jeremy Jordan drop something on stage, break character mid song to go ‘woops’, and stumble over multiple lines in an official Broadway Production

#and another person had a prop break very obviously on stage #and its something to giggle about but it didn’t take anything away from the show #didn’t make the performers look like bad performers #even the middle/highschool english classes in the audience didnt think badly about the mistakes #because everyone knows they happen #theater kid #musical theatre #musicals #Jeremy jordan #eva noblezada

[miusato]

Are you even a teenager in the 00s if you didn't accidentally rack up the bills because you want to hog the phone line all night??

Shinji without his beanie undercut lol

I love him in all forms but idk i kinda like him in a beanie more cuz I just love the menacing panda eye look he gave to everyone hsjskalai

#i wonder what these two kids talk about hmmm #im going to snork mimimimi now cuz i only slept like 3 hours today and i got my ass chewed too lol #persona 3 #persona 3 portable #persona 3 reload #shinjiro aragaki #kotone shiomi #minako arisato #hamuko arisato #persona 3 femc #foolmoon #shinjiham #asukart #00s highschool au

[kittykatninja321]

I feel like writers, official and fan writers alike, forget how young Jason is, but also that it makes sense that Jason as a character would carry himself as older than he is. When you do the math utrh Jason is like high school senior/college freshman years old doing mob boss shit. Like my brother in christ put that duffle bag down and go get your GED. Barely even old enough to be in the club he needs to take his ass to the homecoming game

#I'm fuzzier on the new52 timeline but i know that utrh jason is like 19. I would guess that current timeline Jason is like barely early 20s #if that. #Jason Todd #dc #which is why 'Jason adopts Tim' aus are crazy to me their canon age difference is 2 years they'd be in the same highschool 2 grades apart #But I do think it very much makes sense for him to have like a less severe version of Damien’s ‘I act like an adult in a kid’s body’ thing #going on because he had to grow up fast even pre Robin. All of the batkids have this in common actually #Who can forget 17 year old ceo Tim Drake.

[thwackk]

they all get the crazy hair gene idk what to tell you.

#idc that some of them are not directly related all speedsters look like this at some point in their lives!!! #forgive me if i got some of the timeline stuff wonky it’s literally so difficult to pinpoint #i took a break from homework to draw this becauss i’m actually going insane not being able to draw stuff for myself #jay played football in middleschool and highschool that’s canon to me now #the flash #flash family #kid flash #impulse #bart allen #barry allen #jay garrick #iris west #wally west #my art lol

[daearfhungurzzzz]

friend of mine really wanted me to draw him like this

#liam sketchbook #postal dude #postal 1997 #ask to tag #hes wearing a guitar strap but like since i hate looking up references i just used the one i have in my house instead #its this giant chunky padded thing. scene kids from my highschool used to wear them sometimes to stick pins on so #whatever! whoever reads these tags you get a cookie for listening to me ramble :3 chocolate chip

[ohmigoshiloveu]

If youre still taking art requests- emizel showing shilo and grefgor various cartoons. PLEASE. Another idea is shilo and emizel style swap cuz i think it would be pretty funny

Okay, so, um. This ask made me realize that I don’t watch a lot of cartoons??? Like I tried to think of something that Shilo and Grefgore would have a reaction to and drew a complete blank??? And then I realized that the cartoons I did get into are not the kinds of cartoons Emizel would admit to watching???? I’m so sorry I never thought not watching Family Guy or the Simpsons would mess me up like this.

Anyways I drew them watching one of the many many many slasher horror films I have also not watched instead

And two different types of styleswap

#jrwi the suckening #emizel tucker #shilo bathroy #shilo bathory #jrwi grefgor #jrwi grefgore #Grefgore’s doing gods work and judging the hell out of the fake blood effects probably #don’t mind the wonky lines all over the first style swap thing #I though I was gonna do speech bubbles for a hot minute #I learned my lesson sobs #OH! and for the second style swap #shilos either one of those private school kids with a school uniform #or he’s like that guy from my highschool who wore a suit to school everyday #also also doodle prompts are absolutely still ongoing and will continue to go until I delete the post asking for them #omgart #honestly I don’t think I managed to do anything interesting with this one #inspiration is a fickle mistress le siiiiiigh

[crowli-wan]

its funny how lestat humiliating the tenor before killing him is supposed to be like monstrous and shit but thats just how music people are

#interview with the vampire #in highschool choir i would talk shit about soloists i didnt like all the time #its just a choir kid thing #amc iwtv spoilers

[cheatachu-72]

Weird little kid who eats rocks and won't leave

#homestar runner #strong bad #powered by the cheat #i know strong bad and homestar most likely met later on but i really like the idea that they've known eachother since they were kids #hc that they grew up together and strong bad associated with homestar more than he'd like to admit #(they kissed one time in highschool and never mentioned it again) #ok i should stop rambling

[choccy-milky]

I’m absolutely obsessed with your writing and art! You are incredibly talented and I can’t wait to see where the story goes next! NOW for the main reason im messaging you is bc recently i made a Pinterest inspired “pretty boy” cake where you put all ur fav pretty boys on it and i thought you would appreciate that i put Sebastian on there lmfao. here’s a pic of the cake. 🤭🤭

BAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS LMAOO....there he is..look at him

i love that you used my fanart and not an actual pic of him BAHAHA im honoured to have my seb on this pretty boy cake😔🙏i will never forget this. (also i dont know who most of those pretty boys are but i will say you have immaculate taste and that cake looks delicious. for more than 1 reason nawmsayin🥵🥵😉😉😉😉😉)

#you are so sane bestie 😍😍😍 #i love my followers this is exactly the type of person i want consuming my content LMFAOO 🤝🤝🤝🤝u get it #when i was in highschool my friend made me a birthday card like this with all of my crushes printed out and pasted onto it #tho rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid needs to be added to that cake STAT i dont make the rules #ask

[childaintit]

Subaru only sent it to Otto and Garfiel

#they were mostly shocked because they saw his hair down for the first time #re zero but its modern au #i like to think if this is a highschool au #subaru befriends the 'weird kids' that hate the other 'weird kids' group #and somehow turns them into friends #subaru is the new transfer kid #hes in a small town/village #so hes very unaware for the slangs/dialect used but he gets the hang of it #then he befriends the creepiest girl first (who is emilia) and hes like #????? this who u guys talking abt.. #re zero drawing #re zero fanart #emilia re zero #subaru re:zero #re zero #modern au #also its been a while har har har #hope to see more content on re zero tumblr #8