#like fucking shawn

[mudmushrooms]

love following the flow of time. shit happens. i have the days i deserve. i get out the amount of work i put in, even if its in tiny different ways.

#like #my whole familys like “WHEN you graduate in a few months” #nd imma be real #i dont know if im graduating #like yeah im passing my classes and have been since school started #but ive been like. no idea if i pass lol #cause if i get too confident i get lazy #so i gotta keep myself on my toes #like whoops !!! flow of time ive suddenly failed eighty assignments and now my lifes down the shitter and i have to spend a year over again #like fucking shawn #i dont wanna be like that man #i hope i dont jinx myself by posting this #i jinxed myself playing a game earlier so #cross my heart and hope to die

[gatogotica]

psych is actually so fucked up for the mommy issues they gave shawn. like idolizing her for so so long simply based on the fact she’s not henry (which is a whole other can of worms). she’s never in a single childhood flashback. she’s never mentioned even off-handedly. nobody calls her when shawn got shot, or really any of the other countless times shawn was hurt or in danger. like she sincerely in every sense of the word was a deadbeat and shawn refused to allow himself to see it because he had to hold on to the belief he had his mom to cling to because, again, she wasn’t his dad

#all that to say shawn is a textbook daddy’s boy no matter how much he wishes he wasn’t LOL #im sorry king you’re too similar to your dad and you spend too much time together youre your fathers son for real #I love you henry spencer but I also hate you…. #I straight up just hate his mom sorryyyy madeline but. you fucking suck #madeleine* #and her being like. eh i thought you were old enough you could handle me abandoning you. LIKE HELLO? die #I could talk about spencer family drama forever and never be bored #psych #shawn spencer #madeleine spencer #henry spencer

[charlieconwayy]

Favorite Character Meme [5/5 Relationships]: Shawn & Turner

"Turner took care of you, he loves you. And you love him."

#bmwedit #boy meets world #shawn hunter #jonathan turner #fcmeme #* #gifs: bmw #i will admit i never fully appreciated their relationship until the podcast came out #mainly bc it's just so bizarre to me how in s4 WHEN TURNER WAS STILL ON THE SHOW they barely acknowledged their relationship #and then just never mentioned him again (outside of the one joke in the s5 finale) #weirdos in ao3 archive also soured me #but rider and tony worked SOOOOO well together and hearing rider talk ab how much he loved this sl warmed my heart #any positive memories rider has of playing shawn i automatically latch onto #i love that look turner gives chet in that one gif. like he HATES than man #and also fuck cult fiction forever

[pinazee]

Sixty five million years off

I. Love. This. Episode. I think of all the eps this one makes everyone eat their words the most with Shawns prediction. Lassie, juliet, chief vick, henry, gus, and even Shawn was a little like wait, i was right? I eat that shit up, yum yum yum!

It is insane the teacher praised Shawn for his project. He taped a toy dinosaur to a remote control car and that receives a 👌 when Gus built this amazing dinosaur head?? I think this is the beginning of them showing how Gus is substance over style and Shawn is style over substance (though in this case Gus clearly got both). Which i think ill talk more about later.

Im adding artistic talent to Shawns list of mystery talents. He did this in <5 minutes (also genuinely impressed by whoever did draw this)

Its such a small thing, but it was nice that Shawn was protective of the dino head because he knows it means a lot to Gus. He just sounded so genuinely concerned that it maintain its integrity.

It’s a little contradictory for shawn to be like i know theres a pattern to these dig locations because i know archaeologists, and act flabbergasted that Gus knows you can’t fill a hole for the same reason. At some point im going to discuss Shawns previous jobs and my own headcanons for some of his history, even though the writers pretty much used them as a mcguffin whenever they need him to know something specific (like what t-rex teeth puncture wounds look like).

Shawn will say two things about someone and then they’re friends. This psychiatrist was like yes i am stressed, you know me so well! Would you like to get a coffee? He does this with a lot of ppl and ill probably discuss more later, but this psychiatrist jumped on board immediately haha

And Henry really had to eat shit this ep lol but he deserved it. He initially told the psychiatrist that shawn was delusional and at the end, essentially said, you’re making cops look bad and that hurts my feelings. Somewhere in the middle is a vague hint of concern for shawns safety (which even Chief Vick had to tsk at him for). Love the psychiatrist calling him out for being a control freak, even though it was probably unethical to be like, surprise bitch! This is your therapy session! (Heres a grown man throwing a fit lol)

That little hug between juliet and lassiter 🥹🥹 mind you, this is S2E2. Juliet and Lassie have known each other less than a year. Besties for life right here

P.S This makes me flinch in sympathetic pain every time

#can i discuss holes for a second? #young me had such a crush on young labeouf #that movie had an absolute chokehold on young me #it is so incredibly mature for disney the characters were visceral #SIGOURNEY FUCKING WEAVER #i genuinely believe its one of the best disney movies ever made #okay tangent over #and archaeology is added to gus’s interests #also lockpicking #who is this guy? lol #if i dont outright put a hidden shawn talent or gus interest i just didn’t feel the need to discuss but is likely on the overall list #psych tv #psych #psych usa #psych rewatch #shawn spencer #burton guster #james roday rodriguez #james roday #dulé hill #dule hill #juliet o'hara #carlton lassiter #timothy omundson #maggie lawson

[demoralizedreprobate]

so normal about the segment where heel bret hart comes on screen and shawn just starts stripping. (raw 5/5/1997)

#legit he takes his shirt of and bret's like “is that for the guys or the girls” #and the lighting? incredible. #the way he takes his belt off too like hello??? #uhhhhh what? who said that #shawn michaels #hbk #90's wrestling #bred #bret hart #wwf #wwe #dude his fucking chest like jesus christ #down bad for 90's men

[arrowheadedbitch]

Love the idea of Shawn Spencer and Spencer Reid trauma bonding over their eidetic memories but I love more that everyone else is on the same page as me here

#also love the idea of lassie going SPENCER! #And Reid looking at him like he's fucking crazy until Shawn responds #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #spencer reid #criminal minds #psych #psych usa #🍍

[buggymarsh]

“Burton Guster has been my best friend since we were five,”

NO NO NO PLEASE NO LET ME LIVE

“And maybe, just maybe, if any of you can look yourselves in the mirror and know you’ve been half as good a friend to someone as Gus has been to me,”

SOMEONE SEDATE ME

“Well, you too can be considered great. Give it up for my best friend Burton Guster.” — Shawn Spencer, Psych, 3x06, Murder … ? Anyone … ? Anyone … ? Bueller … ?

crying. platonic shus is the ultimate friendship. never have i ever seen a show portray the importance and value of true friendship SO FUCKING WELL. 8 SEASONS & 3* MOVIES?? my fucking goat fr.

(*i remember watching an interview n i cant remember if it was dule hill (gus) or james roday rodriguez (shawn), i think it was the latter, who said the script for the 4th movie was being worked on, they just needed a studio to pick it up for filming (hinting that peacock wasnt sure they wanted to do another one) BUT THEY DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT I COULD BE WRONG)

#blabber ¡! #psych #psych usa #psych tv #shawn spencer #burton guster #i aspire to have a friendship like theirs #its withstood the test of time and every time a sweet moment happens i tear up #LIKE OH MY GOD IM GUS #WHERE’S MY SHAWN 🗣️ #actually tho i do think i’ve found mine :] #THE POINT IS #shus is the epitome of bros before hoes #and 4lifers #and platonic soulmates #and twin flames #argue with the fucking wall

[mwah-so-kissed]

found (i think) rares :DD

#chris fehn #shawn crahan #unmasked #slipknot #chris looks so fucking stupiddddd #wooo #shawn looks like the sun is blinding him #awesome dude

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

one of Thee funniest tv tropes is "group of people (better if they're not friends) wake up in the same area after being blackout drunk, with it being Wildly obvious that some crazy shit went down & they have to puzzle it out / fix their mess without anyone knowing"

#psych is KILLING it w/ s6ep2 rn #i cant even attempt to eat my tiny cake im cackling too much #especially since its shawn/gus + lassie + woody LIKE CMONNNNNNN #THAT IS SUCH A KILLER GROUP FOR THIS #and its So fucking funny so far already.... #the 'woody & lassie slept together' joke... i wheezed! they did it Well ngl #but man. im 7 minutes in and its already my favorite episode #and here i was Attached to the cinnamon festival ep.... #so much can happen in 24 hours </3 #absolutely unprompted #anyway absolutely iconic quartet of characters i didnt know i needed it but im so glad i have it #the four of them trying to keep their cool in the autopsy room... asdkandjkafkjan TOP TIER #fishtank gun my beloved #one day i hope to write this trope. i hope i do it well #i have many ocs it could work soooooo fucking perfectly with #the idiot squad especially.... #and many media-based characters as well! #honestly this trope can work with anyone. well now that i think about.... the less 'on brand' it is the funnier #like the wh crew? who cares if puppets cant get drunk. that shit'd be hilarious #i just know they'd be so fucking insane about it. the weirdest blackout shenanigans ever...

[some-french-asshole]

Quick doodle of The Babiest Boy™

#guys I would actually die for him #Im re watching all of Inazuma eleven and Im remembering just how much I love this boy #he precious #he pretty #he a little bit fucked up #I love he #also considering the show came out in the early 2010s Im pretty sure he's the reason I love characters with thick eyebrows #shawn frost #fubuki shirou #inazuma eleven #poppy's art #also I always forget they are like... 14 years old??? and they are all goung through so much ??? I wish I could protect them all ;-;

[noahtally-famous]

sometimes I wonder how ppl think dave is straight like that boy has so much bisexual in him and he either isn’t aware of it or is in denial/internally homophobic.

being the first (and only) one to notice shawn leaving after the first challenge, physically turning around to watch him go ‘where’s shawn going?’ all concerned and everything (hardly been one day since they all met might I add). that expression he pulled during the first challenge while looking at shawn getting the soup (you guys know the one, I posted abt it) like there’s no heterosexual explanation for that. “whoa shawn this cave you found is pretty neat. does that mean you’ll finally be sleeping with us?” honey you’re acting like he’s been sleeping outdoors for weeks, again he’s the only one concerned. like okay dude just say you’re bi without saying you’re bi

#I’m pretty sure he also said smth abt shawn sleeping in trees #again all concerned #but idk if that’s actually a canon scene or from a rewrite fic lmao #so don’t quote me on that #anyway mr. david is bisexual he just has to get to that realization #literally why is he so concerned abt shawn when no one else is #I understand it’s supposed to lead into their friendship but homies never this concerned abt anyone else #even freaking sky??? #I just find it so fucking hilarious #(but like real talk their canonical friendship is everything to me) #kit speaks #noahtally-famous #total drama #kit stuff #td #tdpi #td dave #total drama pahkitew island

[tomwambsgans]

it's unfortunately realistic that greg and matsson hooked up in some weird play of genuine heterosexual dominance way and also i could see matsson doing the same thing to tom but god no offense t/g/m 3some could NOT happen. like for the same reason i don't think tom would be capable of having any kind of threesome with greg. it wouldn't be enough that he gets to have sexual contact with greg, he'd have to watch greg also have sex with someone else and that would literally kill him. tom just is not that guy. it's making monogamous love in missionary or nothing

#mine #tomgreg #sorry seeing t/g/m fics in the tag have sent me back in time to my psych days #ppl thinking lassiter/shawn/despereaux was at all possible.... #like no offense you've gotta be cumbrained to think this. you're not thinking about actual personality traits at all lol #tom is NOT willing to share like cmon this is basic shit #if he knew matsson fucked greg he'd want to kill both of them

[i-az-nz-ko]

Me walking out of the store w/ a Nintendo Switch up my ass

Jasmine told him to not drink his regular 10 cups of coffee so he drank 9.5

#i love shawn #fuck u people who dont like shawn #shawn ml #trans shawn will live internally #i lobe him hes so silly #total drama #tdi #random #art #shitpost #artists on tumblr #doodle #total drama fanart #small artist #digital art #td shawn

[yantao-enthusiast]

can some fucking people stop being to celebrities like “oh this person is either gay or queerbaiting because their personality is making me interpret them as queer because they act ‘stereotypically’ gay and that if you act like this you have to be queer. so we’re gonna either force this person to come out via peer pressure when they may not want to or be ready to or bully them for acting a certain way if they’re not queer because that’s the only way i can accept these people acting this way.” it’s really fucked up, based on toxic patriarchal values, and plain homophobic. analyze these parts about yourself and put a stop to it. it’s not funny. it’s not doing the lgbtq community a favor. it’s an asshole thing to do and you better be leaving that shit in 2023.

#this shit upsets me so deeply i hope you noticed #kit connor #harry styles #billie eilish #shawn mendes #honestly i’m not even a huge shawn mendes fan but what some people did when they were look omg he’s gay bc he acts 💅 #fucking disgusting #let’s not even start with how people made gross speculations about him and camila’s relationship #don’t forget the fact that billie had to come out bc she was put on the spot and she can’t just exist as a queer person #it really rubs me the wrong way all of it #and the kit connor situation is self explanatory #oh right i forgot to mention #taylor swift #like read the prologue please #also i feel the large majority of the community drowns out the g*ylors but it still clearly gets to taylor y’all #she’s stated multiple times she’s straight. stop insinuating otherwise. #even if she didn’t #the public doesn’t have to act like they’re entitled to sensitive details of someone’s life bc they’re famous. #gain some empathy. grow the fuck up #lgbtqia #lgbtq #queer

[thats-godscomma]

Hey um, guys???!!! So I'm watching my favorite television episode of all time (S4E9 Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark) and Shawn literally mentions that he has ADD at minute 20?? (Now referred to as ADHD) Why do people keep acting like his attention deficit hyperactivity disorder is just a headcanon? He literally says he has ADD!!!! Why is no one talking about this

#Full quote: “I'm having a hard time concentrating on anything but the gun. Could be my ADD acting up.” S4E9 time stamp 19:59 it is REAL #he's like delirious and shit because he got knocked out and is bleeding from the gunshot wound but he is so fucking serious #psych #psych tv #psych usa #shawn spencer #i physically cannot

[philtstone]

objectively true that psych s7 is possibly the weakest season in terms of average episode cleverness in the first half but i am actually convinced that thats what makes the shawn is lying reveal scene 38393 times more one-hit KO unrecoverably devastating

#I fucking forgot about the memory montage which would be contrived on anything else but shawn has an eidetic memory #of course every interaction with juliet would flash before his eyes like a man about to be hung #obliterating frankly #phil.txt #psych #im trying to force myself to actually watch the episodes in between deez nups and samtabarbarian candidate #let’s see how it goes lol #we’re putting a lot of faith in my emotional fortitude