POLLY GRAY. 3.05
she's just adorable. idk what else to say <33
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RE that post im sorry but a perfect predictor for people who make these kind of nakedly misogynistic posts or the weird male ass kissing posts woobifying men is being balls deep in online queer theory. sorryyyyyy
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me, who consistently trips and falls over nothing, watching people fall into the water when attacked in shark movies: omg, learn to balance, you stupid bitch.
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https://www.tumblr.com/sunglassesmish/713092597439135744/this-look-is-just-wow
that fourth gif in particular, cue jeremy carver quote: “this guy's just a brick house stud. i mean, he's a hottie with a body, if i may say so”
that quote is stuck in my brain half the time i’m looking at misha tbh but that one specific shot had me like goddamn he looks fine as FUCK 😋
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boycott lists always feel so "luigi wins by doing nothing." I already don't buy any of this shit. net zero help from me unfortunately
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My phone crashes if I have tumblr open too long I think it's trying to tell me something lmao
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me, vibing to Queen: hmm who wrote this song
me, opening genius in my phone: aw I bet I know I'm starting to get the hang of this. either that or I've looked it up before because I just know it's -
genius: Brian
me: wait really
genius: mhm
me: again?!
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The way I get all heart eyed at name calling
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Quick! Quick! Tell me something awful like you are a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy.
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reading your instagram stories and so true I love when people make hyrule royal family drama, I headcanon that oot zelda is a bastard child (possibly half sheikah but only impa knows that) but got the throne because all her siblings died lol
Holy fuck, I LOVE royal family drama, I don't like when people make like....all of them evil but OHHHH the silly things you can get up to with a family of people who control a county with absolute power and think they have goddess blood 💔
OH THATS REAL SILLY THOUGH ABOUT THE DEAD SIBLINGS THING, my au Zelda had like 3 older siblings (all dead due to civil war 💥) and one of them. One of her older brothers is for sure a half sibling to her, idk how to say this but the queens of hyrule can do nothing wrong and no one questions when the kid don't look anything like the dad. I mean who would question it when the queens are the ones that actually rule Hyrule.
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i can’t take tighnaris voice actor seriously 😭 every time i see tighnari ever all i say is zoo wee mama 😭😭😭😭
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my weird irrational fear/thought is that i always think i’m accidentally in a voice chat or something on my phone so i have to put my phone in airplane mode when i pee just incase
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my special talent is forgetting readmores 😂😇
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you know when kfans don’t like a song that means it’s a hit
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