#like chair or delena

[filedio]

Something occurred to me last night so now I will force all of you to see the roles I have assigned to Succession characters If Succession was a poorly written aged terribly teen drama (that probably aired on the cw)

• No one would like Kendall he’d get a serena van der woodsen/elena gilbert type of reception I’m so sorry. When the show goes to shit (as all shitty old teen dramas do) people would go like “god Kendall was so annoying I only continued watching for xyz”

•Tom/Greg would be the breakout side character everyone loves I.e stiles teen wolf/brittany glee

•Shiv would be the blair waldorf/quinn fabray/alison dilaurentis it girl badass whatever because do I even need to explain

•Roman would be the other badass (I.e. santana lopez) and people would be making plottwist edits that goes from shiv to him or vice versa

•Stewy would be a georgina sparks/jesse st. james type character

•Logan would be the evil bart bass villain because duh

•Frank would be the older wiser moral compass/inspiration/stable father figure (wish I could think of another example except fred andrews from riverdale)

will add more when inspiration strikes again

#also tomshiv would either be the really unpopular hated ship like dair or steroline or the angsty insane toxic one that would later be #the subject of discourse and everyone would say “’I liked them when I was younger but erhmmm they were pretty toxic actually…..’ #like chair or delena #anyways #if you get it you get it #succession #succession hbo #kendall roy #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #shiv roy #roman roy #stewy hosseini #logan roy #frank vernon #my thoughts

[laufire]

raven finding echo half stripped down, with face paint, a knife, kneeling in front of a candle, bellamy in front of her (aka raven coitus interruptus reyes irrupting over a weird kinky scene she just can't decipher): whatever this is??? finish it???

#of all things it reminded me of that moment in s5 of tvd #where caroline walks into the dorm and finds delena tied up one in each chair with stab wounds in their legs (+ him shirtless) #and she's like. yeah we need ground rules for when we invite guys here. #stacked100 #talking to the void #my thoughts #t100 thoughts #the 100 #the 100 4x13 #raven reyes #echo kom azgeda #bellamy blake #becho #bechoven

[somethingoriginal127]

i can’t imagine saying “i like this ship better bc they’re the healthiest on the show/in the books”

wow i just yawned while typing that

#delena #chair #tvd #the vampire diaries #vampire diaries #tsitp #the summer i turned pretty #belly and conrad #bellyconrad #magnolia parks #bj ballentine #chuck bass #blair waldorf #blair and chuck #chuck and blair #like i LOVE reading abt toxic ass couples #and watching them #why do i wanna watch healthy people be healthy #i can see that somewhere else #not at like my house or anything #but somewhere i’m sure #gossip girl #and also why is it considered bad writing #to let a toxic couple be endgame ??? #it’s not an after school special #we don’t need a lesson to learn

[mydairpercabeth]

IVE MADE SOME REAL BIG MISTAKES BUT YOU MAKE THE WORST ONES LOOK FINE

#THIS APPLIES TO SO MANY SHIPS #OLIVIA WROTE THIS FOR ME SPECIFICALLY #vampire #olivia rodrigo #klaroline #delena #pepperony #bughead #stucky #derena #chair #like every toxic ship

[jennifersminds]

delena >>> elejah

when your ship has the girlies throwing up and crying over one kiss and forty minutes of screen time lmao

#hate anons ab elejah are so funny like #like.. canon endgame and a thousand wattpad adjacent sex scenes #and you’re still mad? #their impact #chairs 🤝 delenas: being insecure in their ships and making it everyone else’s problem #i mean if half of my ship raped multiple women on screen i would too ig #tvd #elena gilbert #elejah #the vampire diaries

[userlaylivia]

@nessa007, @another-step-you-take, @cuddlyreader

#I always see things about how ~problematic these two ships are which is the biggest load of bs imo!! #like sure their not all rainbows and sunshine but what couple is?? #yes they can be unhealthy AND yes they fight and hurt each other but you rarely find a ship that isn't like this!! #btw no ship on tvd is healthy because it's a vampire show it's meant to show how dangerous they are and the moral compass in tvd #isn't the same as other shows because it's a vampire show there's never a healthy ship on a vampire show!! #this is jmo btw don't ship either that's fine but I do it doesn't mean I condone this irl or support abuse!! #It's a fictional show it's a fictional ship it doesn't mean I'm a bad person just because o ship them!! #I just did this because I'm curious which one of the two people like more! #some of you may not of watched both shows but yeah lol #damon salvatore #elena gilbert #damon x elena #delena #tvd #the vampire diaries #chair #chuck x blair #chuck bass #blair waldorf #gossip girl

[laf-outloud]

D*stiel shippers would swear that their ship is canon yet still be crying about it three years later. What is funny is them not connecting the dots between having 100K fanfictions and the ship not being canon lol. Do they see actual slow burn like Delena (TVD) or Chair (GG) shippers still crying about their ship being canon or sending anon to blogs trying to prove everyone about it? Off course not because their ship is canon and they get to enjoy every epic scenes, foreshadowing, heartbreaks and reunion ONSCREEN. I was in the TVD fandom and I know for a fact that people go crazy with fanfictions, manips, fan arts and edits when the ship is NOT canon. People try to make up for what they don’t have onscreen/canon and once it become canon the desire for fafics and all decreases because people are satisfied. It’s must suck to always purposely delude themselves and desperately find blogs/panderers/cult who would constantly validate their delusion.  

Exactly! You only ever need to "fix" something that doesn't exist. Don't mind me, but I'm going to venture into the math portion of my response, lol! Obviously, this is a small sampling off of one tag, but I imagine it's a decent representation of SPN works.

If you sort by the Fix-it tag in AO3, there are 7600 total works. Based on that number, 66% have the Destiel tag. And that Dean and Sam number? 413 of those also have the Destiel tag. Remove that and Sam & Dean Fix-it fics only equal 4.6%.

(Oh, and that number for Eileen/Sam fics? All but 48 have the Destiel tag.)

Sam and Dean fans have 327 glorious episodes of brotherly love and codependency that, in large part, requires no fixing. Hellers have to rewrite the entire show in order to make their ship work, and they're too idiotic to see it.

#ask box #anti hellers #idiot hellers #anti destiel #also... leave sam & dean out of your destiel fics #and don't insult eileen and sam like that #ao3 statistics #spn fan fiction stats

[sodamnradd]

Getting To Know You Tag Game

Thank you @simplifiedemotions and @ambpersand for the tag. I never do these because I always assume nobody will care. But I'll give it a go. Tagging anyone who's interested to share!

Three ships: Dramione, Tomione, Jurdan

First ship: I was never a fanfic reader growing up. In addition to YA books, I read original stories on Facebook's Bathroom Wall and Wattpad. Dramione is my first exploration of fanfic. That said, I loved Chair (Chuck & Blair) and Delena (Damon & Elena) from the TV shows.

Last Song: I've been jamming to a lot of Lorde's "Pure Heroine" lately. 400 Luxe is stuck in my head all the time. Also, “Pink + White” by Frank Ocean.

Last Movie: Barbie. Got my pink-fix over the weekend 🩷

Currently Reading: I just finished "Daisy Jones & The Six" by Taylor Jenkins Reid (fucking fantastic). Currently reading Prince Harry's "Spare". Also, "Fairytale" by Stephen King, "Poet X" by Elizabeth Acevedo, "The Intimacy Experiment" by Rosie Danan.

Currently Watching: The Summer I Turned Pretty s2

Last thing I wrote: next chapter of Ecdysis (publishing soon!)

Currently writing: I write like I read and always have several different things on the go. (Ecdysis, dhr marriage of convenience fic, some original fiction, drabbles, etc.)

Favorite color: Blue & dark green.

Current obsession: The Summer I Turned Pretty -- I loved the books growing up and I'm obsessed with the depictions of the characters in the show. (Team Conrad x Belly all the way).

Sweet, savory, or spicy? Spice, spice baby.

#sodamnrad #ask me anything #ask game

[sansalicents]

glee, tvd, gossip girl (you can answer whichever you want or all three <3)

ohh tysm 💕

glee

otp: pezberry ❤️

favourite canon pairing: st berry

worst pairing ever: beiste/cooter

guilty pleasure pairing: cherry 🍒 (mike x rachel, their ship name is too great to not ship this lol)

a pairing you want to see more: wildebrams, puckleberry and samcedes <3 some of my faves, they deserved better

that pairing everyone likes but you're like "lol no": i feel like seblaine and kurtbastian aren't popular anymore (thank god) so i'm going with brittana and finchel. my girls deserve sm better than brittany and finn

favourite non-romantic pair: hummelberry

tvd

otp: bamon <3

favourite canon pairing: delena and (if we're counting the originals) rebekah x marcel

worst pairing ever: caroline/alaric

guilty pleasure pairing: honestly most of my ships are kind of a guilty pleasure lol

a pairing you want to see more: parkwood and rebekah x marcel

that pairing that everyone likes but you're like "lol no": stelena

favourite non-romantic pair: bamon (best ship, best friendship <3), belena, dalaric and defan

gossip girl

otp: dair <3

favourite canon pairing: dair again

worst pairing ever: chair (sorry, i know you love them :()

guilty pleasure pairing: georgina x dan

a pairing you want to see more: jennate!! and dair also deserved better tbh

that pairing that everyone likes but you're like "lol no": chair, serenate (ik these are your otps i'm sorry 😭)

favourite non-romantic pair: blairena and dan/nate

#asks #userbettycooper #anti brittana #anti finchel #anti stelena #anti chair #anti serenate

[kierreras]

people calling conrad/bellyconrad toxic are just so weak like they couldve never made it through the 2000's to 2010 ships 😭😭😭

oh yeees, that was a golden era for television! and nothing could ever compare to those heated shipwars between brucal/leyton, chair/dair, delena/stelena. but also everyone is acting like a huge mental health advocate up until the moment they see a character who's dealing with depression and anxiety on tv

#ask

[cuddlyreader]

Hi Sheri, how are you? If you feel like it, I would love to see your rankings of these ships from your favorite to least favorite. I think you ship all seven of these to some degree? Delena, Leyton, Bangel, Chair, Serenate, Rogan and Lockwood x Lucy!

Again, this changes depending on what I'm watching and feeling, but here you go.

Delena

Bangel

Leyton

Lockwood x Lucy (Locklyle)

Chair

Rogan

Serenate

#anonymous #mine #the vampire diaries #buffy the vampire slayer #one tree hill #lockwood and co #gossip girl #gilmore girls #damon x elena #buffy x angel #lucas x peyton #lockwood x lucy #chuck x blair #rory x logan #serena x nate

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

Just watched the last 3 episodes got tired of it ending on good part and I had to wait a whole week so forced myself to wait for the last 3 episodes so I could binge them all at once and my god did it take a turn not the good kind of turn but also not very surprising the way he always acted! I never really liked him liked him but my god didn’t think Lestat could be that horrible nasty sure the way he was talking to Louis always bothered me and how he treated Louis whole family how he kept him isolated felt unloved unwanted only he could see him love him ect should’ve seen the signs of how toxic

and abusive he was I knew he was toxic but thought it was the loves Louis more then anything want him for himself kinda way but it was/is the only I can have him and if I cant have him then no one else can have him toxic manipulative abusive kinda love not the cute toxic like Delena Petercatherine Spuffy Chair and yes I base all my toxic relationships on them because they have a kinda of limit on their toxicityness if that makes sense a balance and some sort of half morality to it but not them tho my god it’s just the darklina horrible as fuck kinda love nah fuck off with that I don’t want it nor ship or approve it at all not one once of it get that shit out of my face now it’s just nasty makes me sick wanna throw up my boy deserves so much more soooo much better then that French cunt! Hope he knows releases it soon

and he came off as racist classist and just snobish jerk

#interview with the vampire #delena #petercatherine #darklina #chair #spuffy

[zalrb]

I don't think there was anything wrong with having Delena be about sex, but when you compare them to Chair, their sex was simply sex and not something to make them closer. Compare the piano sex to the break up sex that Delena had. Sorry if I said something you already mentioned in the masterlist, I just needed to rant.

yeah, i talk about this all the time.

[kiss-my-freckle]

An insane number of KCers/SEers hate DE/DEers because of Caroline and say they have better morals than DEers because of ships but like Chair despite what Chuck did to Blair's best friend. Besides the hypocrisy of them liking Klaus who canonically did try to do to Caroline what they accuse Damon of and joked about it and had their dynamic romanticized they call Elena a bad friend. But they don't consider Blair a bad friend for being with Chuck after he tried to force himself on Serena and slut shamed her after she managed to pull away and kick him so she could leave. Before his attempt he threw her sexual history and sleeping with Blair's boyfriend at the time in her face of how easy she was and jokingly said to someone of how perfection like her needed to be violated. He also never apologized to her and called her mom a whore but later built a close bond with her mom. She was quicker to warm up to him after what he did to her than it took Caroline with Damon even though he didn't canonically try to do the same thing and didn't make multiple slut shaming remarks about her. Blair also made a gross comment referencing what he did to Serena the next episode by saying he wouldn't like to brag about who he victimized over his conquests while smirking but she's super popular and Elena is falsely accused of slut shaming Caroline. Caroline slut shamed Vicki after Jeremy told everyone he slept with Vicki and that Tyler tried to force himself on Vicki, at first snorting while saying "You slept with Vicki?" and minutes after hearing about Tyler's actions calls Vicki dramatic and a whore. It doesn't make sense for them to claim Damon and Elena are worse.

I consider Klaroline way more toxic than Delena and Stelena equally toxic to Delena. Stelena is just toxic in a different way. I consider Delena one of their better, healthier ships.

[goldxroseblog]

A DAY IN MY LIFE!

Quarantine Edition

Howdy fellas!!! I am Saraah (beginner blogger). I am officially not dead and you would know why if you have read my last post so make sure you check that out. I it has a lot of juicy stuff in it and it is mainly for teenagers. So today is nothing much i have read the other bloggers doing a blog on "A DAY IN LIFE". that is what i am gonna do today. Don't forget to check my previous posts as well!!!

MORNING ROUTINE!!! In the starting of the day, my alarm rings from 6:30 till 8:45,this way i get up at 9 in the morning. I get outta bed stretch, make my bed and go straight in the bathroom. I brush my pearly white teeth and do the other stuff you usually do in the bathroom expect bathing and come out. I then remove my pyjama's and get dressed in new pyjama's. Well how exciting is that. Everyone knows that is the only comfy clothes available right. You guys on my side?. I brush my hair and go down stairs to fill m not filled tummy. Opps!! and then i remember that i got a test to write. So i pull myself together and go sit in a chair with a table near by and whine at my mom to bring me a pen to write the test. As we all are on covid holidays, I browse the answers and write them down while my hungry tummy growls for food. By 9:30 i complete my test and go whine at my mother for food. By this time i fill my stomach and run to my room cause i am late for class. Now is the fun part, my school doesn't ask the students to come on video in the zoom meeting. So i keep my class aside and watch some TV but don't worry i catch up with my education at the same time. I watch the old disney shows on "disney international". By 12:40 my classes get over and till 2 p.m i watch TV again. Okay guys i know that i have to keep my life productive don't rub it in. I try but it doesn't work out the way i want it to. Go on keep reading!

NOON TIME PEOPLE!!! At 2 i come outta my room and feed myself lunch. Trust me guys, in my house there is always something delicious for lunch. I keep the plate light for lunch. 3 to 5 is my binge time i go to netflix or prime and re-watch my favorite shows or new ones. But my all time favorites are "the vampire diaries", "the originals", "legacies". Don't know why i keep re watching them maybe because they are so good. I watch almost 6 episodes a day people, 6 episodes!!! mostly because i get to see damon, stefen, klaus, elijah, kol and particularly the "DELENA PART". There are so many handsome faces. I mean come on who the world could resist these faces. I know right, no one can.

EVENINGS!!! By 5 my parents make me go to an badminton class ( it took me 5 min to figure out the spelling for "badminton' ). They think i am getting fat, siting at home, eating, sleeping and watching TV. So i listen to them and go to work out and get in perfect size. My classes get over by 8 in the night. I come home, smelling like a wet monkey. So i go and have a nice, warm and hot shower. Its like the best feeling in the world. Its like no other feeling. Then after a long session of workout and badminton (this time it was quick typing ) i come out of the shower hungry as lioness with meat for 10 days.

NIGHTY NIGHT!!!

By 8:15 I quickly gobble up all the food in the plate and run up to my room and start watching TV like i usually do. I sometimes play my favorite songs and start dancing before my parents come up. my playlist includes " THE HAPPINESS BEGINS ALBUM OF THE JONAS BROTHERS", some taylor swift songs and lets not forget shawn mendes songs. By 11 p.m i jump into bed cause every day is long and tired and i want to get a good night sleep.

that's it for today fellas. hope you liked it and enjoyed it. go comment your views. thanks for reading. byeee! and of you go now.and also check out my previous post about "LIFE".

#a day in the life #existence #life series

[jennifersminds]

stelena vs delena will always be so unserious because each side of the fandom will be like “our ship is superior because he abused her less!!!”

and look when i say i love a good old enemies to lovers with tons of emotional baggage i mean dair and elejah (we have taste 😌) and not chair & delena/stelena like how ppl lose their morals for such creepy ugly men amazes me

no bc it's so funny like,-

Stelenas: Damon was so toxic, he manipulated Elena and never respected her autonomy

Stefan: Stalking Elena for months, trying to drive her off a bridge

Delenas: Stefan was so abusive, he tried to drive Elena off a bridge, bit her, and slept with Rebekah just bc Elena didn't love him

Damon: killed Elena's brother, also bit her, also slept with Rebekah just bc Elena didn't love him

like,, the call is coming from inside the house. And the argument is literally never going to end because both sides are right, but also wrong with zero self-awareness.

and yes !!! controversial but enemies to lovers only work when the man is simping while hating otherwise it's just icky. He has to multitask- fight and kneel at once or I don't want it lmao

#dair is the ode to enemies to lovers girlies #(also i don't mind a bit of violence with my enemies to lovers but they need to be self aware within the narrative eg. spuffy) #katherine x peter is a good example too #dair #anti stelena #anti delena #anti damon salvatore #anti stefan salvatore #elena gilbert #elejah #asks <3