#like :'-) ty sir

[silkythewriter]

I had an idea for a few headcanons you could do if ya want—

Maybe Sir Pentious with a reader who is so obviously in love with him, and keeps pining over him while literally everyone else but Sir Pentious himself can tell they like him? Like he's just really oblivous until reader finally straight up tells him.

Sir Pentious with a clearly in love reader!(●’◡’●)❤︎︎

Warnings!: Non!

Fandoms!:Hazbin hotel!

Author’s note!: HI HI OMG I LOVE SIR PENTIOUS HES SO SILLY!!!! I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS I DID

Summary!: reader who’s clearly in love with our favorite snake demon

❤️Written by silkythewriter Do not steal or repost on any other platform please! ❤️

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“Call me, you can call me

Boy, just call me (call me, call me)

While you stalling, I'm evolving

I'd give all me”

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!🐍✨Sir Pentious✨🐍!

First of all, just to get out of the way, THIS MAN IS OBLIVIOUS!!!!, Autism be damned my boy can pull without even telling!!!!!

No but in all seriousness he is oblivious to your obvious longing for him.

Everyone can see you giving him shy longing stares only for him to be ranting about his latest invention. Not only would he not be able to tell but he’d always think your just being nice!

Of course he’s crushing hard behind his bedroom door to his little eggs. Happily stating and going on rambles of how gorgeous you looked today. He’d state everything! From the new hair style you tried to the new piece of clothing you bought and wore. When I mean he notices everything I mean it, but for some reason he can’t pick up on your obvious love for him.

The way he could stare in your eye as you tell him he looks breathtaking and still think you mean it just to be nice is astonishing. OF COURSE HES BLUSHING AND KICKING HIS TAIL, but he can’t bring himself to think you like him anymore than just friends!

He’d go to his egg boys and sadly rant on how you’ll only see him as friend. And the egg boys all share one Brain cell so they can’t tell you like him aswell!, maybe they might accidentally spill, or almost spill the secret of him liking you but he quickly knocks them away before you can make sense of what their saying.

All the residents watch as you do your best to drop hints only for him to complete miss it. Even angel cringes as he watches him completely be oblivious to the obvious flirting, it’s take Charlie and Vaggie to stop him from pointing out the obvious.

Husk almost always gives Sir Pentious as gaze of just utter confusion and tiredness.

He’d gladly take flowers from you that you gifted him and take care of it for weeks on end without realizing the romantic gesture!

Alastor, as always finds it humorous, although he usually doesn’t indulge himself in romantic like things he’s find it hilarious. “Even with three eyes he still can’t see the obvious! Ha!”

Charlie tries to help to the best of her ability to help guid him the right direction but it’s just end up with him more confused. Vaggie just face slaps internally,

honestly the whole crew wasn’t having high hopes for him as dim as that is. , look! He ain’t bad looking, but not many people would prefer his clumsy self, so they were honestly hoping he’d figure it out before you possibly moved on.

Even when your upset at the obvious frustrating situation he’s still be confused while trying to do his best to comfort you.

“Well I think the man isss clearly as dumb as a rock!”

It took you starring dead in his eyes for him to question if you were alright. Before you stated it was him

The way he just stood staring at you in pure disbelief, before snapping out of it and embarrassed as his previous words. But after the said embarrassment he’s full with giddy, why of course you love him!, he’s the great sir pentious!

Yea his embarrassment would quickly turn into pride, considering he got someone as beautiful as you to fall for him.

Definition of a clumsy gentlemen, he’d open doors so fast it’d smack him in the face, or pull when it’s a push door and be confused why it’s not opening.(´ω｀💧)

He’s just a silly lil guy! (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

I feel like the crew in the hotel would be relief to find he finally figured out.

At the end of the night he’s squealing like a high school girl as he rambles to his egg boys about you in a new light!.

He’s gift you small little trinkets or happily spend hours with you talking!

He’s as lovesick as your are! He’s just a bit dense when it comes to accepting the fact you love.

It’s like the roles switched! Now he’s daydreaming-ly staring at you happy to have you as his, and him a yours.

Like I’ve said before! He’s a total drama queen, he can’t help it!, deny him a kiss teasingly? He’s crumbling down to the ground and holding his chest as if he just had a heart attack! (¬_¬)

He’s not at all secretive of his love for you, even if he wants to, to keep his image “professional”, he just can’t help and dote on you!

overall he’s a big dote and softy even if he tries to hide it, loves you with his whole being! ( ˘ω˘ ) He can a be a bit over the top sometimes but you’ll come to accept it! And hey who wouldn’t want a silly snake demons who’s tripping over their tail for you. Yea you got him in and over his head but he wouldn’t have it any other way. The roles have truly reversed(≖ᴗ≖✿)

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I LOVE HIS SILLY LIL SELF SO MUCH MORE PEOPLE SHOULD WRITE FOR HIM :(. TYSM FOR THE REQUEST I LOVED IT SM!!!! PLEASE COME AGAIN!!

#x reader #deez nuts #hazbin hotel #anon <3 #all genders #main character #x y/n #i hope you like it #hazbin hotel sir pentious #sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious x reader #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x you #silly little guy #ty for coming to my ted talk #thanks anon! #sorry this took so long #i loved writing this #i love him i swear #hes a cutie patootie #please come again! #woooohooooo #ty for the ask <3 #character x reader #x you #x gn reader

[semiferalstreetcoyote]

not to sound like a boomer but i wish ty would keep making plushies that are actually like. cute

#and personally i think it’s kind of ugly! i like realistic plushies typically #giraffes are the worst for me in this style tho. sir where’s your. the thing giraffes have #beanie babies #ty #ty plush #stuffed animals #i think they just switched to the beanie boos style to make their plushies more uniform and cheaper to create but we won’t go there rn

[thiamfresh]

Jamie's thoughts while being trained by Roy: hope this improves my football skills :)) I wonder if Roy thinks I'm doing better

Roy's thoughts while training Jamie: he should tie a rope around his cock.

#roy x jamie #ted lasso #im sorry but you cannot start the episode with roy being pulled along by jamie and then roy comes up with the cock string plan #like sir were you just staring at his ass daydreaming about tying up his dick #roy i cant figure out how to tell a boy i like me so im going to make everything about cocks until he realises im not straight kent

[ezralva]

JJK animators pre-production meeting

A: for ep 46 we still have 5 min left for running time, what should we do?

B: let's extend Choso's brawling 'Geto' and put 90% of our budget in it.

A: why?

B: cuz these two men are hot and popular.

A: I see. Then let's also put in 'Geto' manhandling Choso for more effect.

#this scene is unnecessarily necessary. #ty for ur continued and dedicated service good sirs #IS CHOSO'S HAND THAT SMOL?? #FUNNY CZ I TOTALLY REMEMBER HE GRABBED YUUJI'S WHOLE FACE WITH IT #SO U'RE SAYIN MAMA KENNY CAN GRAB YUUJI'S WHOLE HEAD WITH HIS PALM #CHOSO SUDDENLY LOOKED LIKE KID SIZE COMPARED TO PAPA KENNY?! #jujutsu kaisen #episode 46 #kenjaku #geto suguru #choso #chousou

[stuffedsand]

innocent voting kazui every day is not enough i need a gun

#LISTEN #hes silly and deserves an inno vote #also like #idk man i wouldnt blame him for wanting to conform to society #esp since hes like. a different generation where discussion around not being straight was not as common i dont think #esp not in asia! it still aint common here #but yea i think the silly old gay man should be innocent voted cmon guys #kazui mukuhara #milgram #also reminger that you can vote once a day cuz god have i been doing that #also sorry my dear mutuals i have literally only been rbing milgram these few days whoopsies #ill go reblog smth else later but also inno this cat for me ty <3 #i love interactive fiction but i dont want mahiru to die <3 #anyways extra thing of the birthday TL convo???? sir that so fruity???????? you dont say that shit to a friend cmon #oh also like. idk as much as he was wrong for proposing to his wife not much he can do to change that #he knowwws we dont have to tell him #i rather im be unchanged than have a dead person yk #anyways sorry again mutuals im insane #came out of “i dont make original posts” prison for this

[thysilus]

doing art n a v neurotypical manner (drawing special interest show while watching special interest show w.o actully looking @ screen bcuz i can see it n my brain the whole time quoting along nd rewinding every 2 seconds to re-hear my favorite soundbites)

#iasip #and my hoodie string is there (my mouth) #sketch #i remember 1 time wen i was younger my parents' friend came over w their autistic kid nd he asked to watch spongebob #nd every time a joke he liked happnd hed go AGAIN nd id rewind. for minutes @ a time laughing @ th same joke #nd his dad was like 'im so sorry ty for indulging him' #nd im sitting there like....this is actually how i watch tv too sir #interesting how i thought nothing of that

[upsidedowngrass]

For drawing requests uhhh anything with Bryce? I just super adore the way u draw his limbs idk what it is about it !!! I'm just like 0-0 like a cat at him every time

here he is!!!!! thank u :D!!!!!!!!!!

#hfjone #my art #admittedly. a few of these r from a couple days ago #BUT in my defense bryce is hard 2 draw. he has SO many straight lines and i do NOT have a steady hand #also i think i might be getting a little overzealous w these requests . so i might tone it down a little from here #and also. i may slow down a little on them! but i am still open to being sent them cus im still having fun :)!!!!! #but YEAS!!!! bryce :) #so sad he only smiles like maybe once in the whole series . sir i hope that u r happier post canon #also i change how i draw his fins like EVERY time i draw them . fun fact they used to be more like ridges! like a frog might have! #since i theme him mildly around amphibians :) but it has slowly turned into a fin the more ive drawn him #anyway TY AGAIN!!!!!!! im glad u like my design for him :D!!!!!

[anniecrestawhitestrips]

“we need some good looking young people to lead this video game tv show” “okay done now what” “now we need the absolute power coupling of walton goggins and michael emerson—“ “both of them?” “yeah both of them there’s a small but vocal intersection of goggerson fans online and those 5 people are who we need to make happy” “okay boss you got it”

#fallout show #fallout on prime #fallout #reblog if u are a goggerson girlie #michael emerson is so cool he’s like teehee I hope you enjoy my fun new project #and us lost and person of interest girlies r like yes sir we love you we love your wife #btw watch elsbeth on cbs all access ty

[theinfinitedivides]

Vishal-Shekhar really saw Sher Khul Gaye and decided 'yeah ykw it's time to go back to 2010s Hrithik Bollywood/Bang Bang (2014) tracks' and they were so right for that

#film: fighter (2024) #fighter #fighter 2024 #hrithik roshan #deepika padukone #anil kapoor #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #MV dropped a little under an hour ago. you have two of the best dancers in the industry and you are f*cking UTILIZING THEM. thank God #did i mention the eerily Staying Alive adjacent guitar in the back. it's not a direct copy but the influence is there #i'm actually scared tho like how tf is Hrithik still moving like that at his age. sir can you get your foot off of us pls we need to live #edit: Anil coming in with the whiskey standing on top of the table made me yell they're insane #friends no he does not actually dance. he does maybe three steps and leaves the leg shaking to the hottest people in the room #ty YouTube for giving me the notif for this before i gave in and ran off to Death's Game bc yk we were about to be in SIG lockdown

[fluffypotatey]

Macaque will say why should he wear clothes that requires knots when it's so much simpler to not to. Deep down he doesn't want to learn, cause it would be more physical proof wukong no longer cares

velcro is his saving grace, and further proof (for himself) that he's a big boy and tying shit is more old people (which isn't him, no sir! swk is the oldie!)

#ok i see the angst route you're going anon but also this whole concept with the knots is way too funny for me #it's giving petulant child #monkey is too stubborn to learn how to tie a knot when his whole outfit is dependent on him tying it for security like sir-- #lmk #lmk six eared macaque #asks #shadowpeach #light shadowpeach tho lol

[moeblob]

Belated Father’s Day to Rodrigue (mug given by Sylvain, much to Felix’s frustration).

I love how I was talking to Indigo and we’re like “wow you really win ‘better dad’ by doing literally nothing aside from existing in your son’s life and being average”. I mean. Rodrigue? Compared to most? Better Dad. It’s such a tragedy you literally default to being better by being okay. (Jeralt is Best Dad.)

#rodrigue achille fraldarius #fe three houses #like honestly compare him to the Other Dads who have the reputation of #exploiting the child for their crest / physical abuse / running away from the family and avoiding your child who wants to talk to you #and also hes loyal to the kingdom and doesnt do shady political schemes like Some Dads #and the fact his wife is still alive and apparently willing to watch over the territory while he goes and helps his sons dimitri and felix #i mean the guy is apparently doing at least one thing correct??? hes def not best dad tho #wow you are literally not helping yourself at all with felix but like .......... sir #also i find it hysterical when you give gifts to people in thropes it lists their likes and dislikes to make it a bit easier to discern #and felix HAS to say HIS DAD under dislikes like felix no one is about to give you a portrait of rodrigue as a gift you are so extra #and thats story time in the tags from me ty indigo for talking to me about rodrigue earlier

[svtskneecaps]

baghera and pomme having a dance party in the basement, meanwhile quackity on the surface like ?????!?!!!?!!?!!??!???!?!??!

#qsmp #'is this lovejoy????' more like loveSICK sir NO it isn't lovejoy #homie is WHIPPED #block game brainrot #qsmp baghera #qsmp quackity #this song fucking slaps tho i think she said it was called 'deep deep' by a friend of hers? i forget rippppp #shut up vic #edit: SONG'S CALLED 'dig dig deep deep' TY

[gia-is-fangirlin]

#m!ik #m!ik spoilers #mairimashita! iruma kun spoilers #mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #balam shichiro #ok i know this is a serious scene #and hes supposed to come off as intimidating and scary here #but im over here like HELLOOOO SIR~ 😍 #i feel like this could be fuel for yandere writers as well tbh which uh 👀 #this chapter really feeding Balam simps ty Nishi sensei

[comradeboyhalo]

Is he just sick/accident prone? What else has happened to him?

its not that he's sick/accident prone its more like he just refuses to go to the doctor LOL like he's sprained his wrist badly once and then there was the time he scraped up his arm really badly to the point he didnt think he should show it on stream ? idk man hes just like that

#ask #he would give us gory arm updates every stream like ty sir #also this reminds me of the audio he shared when he hit himself getting out of the car #he sounded like a cartoon character

[zestyaahbutler]

Woe Amulya Hellsing Be Upon Ye

Every day can be Milf Monday if you try hard enough

Thank you to everyone who interacted with the post!!! It made my day yesterday. So much so that I got back to doodling her but with color. Is it an excuse to mess with my watercolor brushes? yes.

I wanted to experiment with her having a ponytail and I quite like it.

The dress on the bottom left is a 70s Bollywood dress. The maternity clothes on the right are inspired by 70s maternity clothes.

I'll be dropping a lore post soon, I just wanted to crank this out. Tysm for all the support so far. My heart is soupy ice cream.

#hellsing oc #hellsing #zest.art #Amulya Hellsing #I cried yesterday after trying to search for indian dresses and the sources cause they kept being put under bohemian fashion #p estatic over the tags in the last post #ty athena nuclear and cryp <3 #lore coming like probably tonight or some other time this week #shes kinda my babygirl rn who also has a literal baby girl #sir integra #integra hellsing #shes literally in her stomach so im gonna tag her

[pollinatedpansy]

hmm I kinda really wanna dom you you're just so cute and I know you'd be a good boy for me

AHDJAHDJS HI!!! WAGWAGWAG I WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE SO GOOD!! u should definitely tell me what youd do with me being so good or maybe just dom me to show me!!! Just so I know how to be good I can promise whatever it is I'll be sososo good y'know ?? No other reason 😁😁😁 I'm lying 💕

#anonymous #:) <3 #literally wagging my tail #hi hello #btw are you a sir or a miss or something else bc i would like to call you one of them plz and ty