#light powers are so fucking cool

[breadandblankets]

duke, heading into the kitchen:

doug, watching from the couch as the kitchen suddenly starts lighting up like someone is arc welding in there:

duke, walking out with a steaming mug of tea:

doug, turning to elaine who is doing a sudoku with her legs thrown over his lap: "your son-"

elaine, raising an eyebrow: "My son?"

doug: "He's your son when he does something freaky."

#duke thomas #doug thomas #elaine thomas #batfam #bread talk #i just saw that tea post get circulated as batfam members and i was thinking about microwaves #microwaves are a type of electromagnetic radiation and therefore fall under duke's power set #reminder that not only can duke melt your dna he can also cook u like a hot dog #light powers are so fucking cool #anyway point being i want duke to try to fucking boil water with his powers #he doesn't put the cup noodles in the microwave anymore because he Is the microwave #this will probably also work its way into the wip im writing rn

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY! PARTY TIME BABY! MUSIC! DRINKS! SOCIAL PRESSURE & A PSYCHEDELIC BREAK DOWN! WELCOME TO VAMPIRE SOCIETY MOTHERFUCKER! ARE YOU SCARED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET? ITS OKAY IF NOT. FIRE DISSOLVED IT! ITS ALL GONE NOW. HAVE FUN!

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #RRAAHH IM IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW SOOO GOODDAMN MUCH!! each o these characters has STOLEN my HEART!!! #LIKE EMIZEEELLL i love emizel so much.. runnin around announcing that HE isa PRINCE while shiloh FINALLY quietly clicks the pieces together #nathan hanover you MADMAN!!! that slow dramatic guitar riff as emizel makes that announcement was so fuckin COOL UGHHHH #MR HANOVER DOES IT AGAIN just creating tracks that absoultely WORM into my MIND and HHEAARRT UUGHHGHH #emizel is so cool and so funny and so adorable UUGHH ill gush abt him more when i finally post my emizel n soda doodle page #ARTHUR FUCKING BENNET. i totally get why grizz has a hard time playing him. hes cool and stoic n its not easy to play a man o little words #BUT BBOOOY DOES HE DO IT WELL!! arthur DOES come off as so stoic n cool & it just makes his lil misfortunes all the more charming #like falling into the red fear or confrontin edward twilight or accidentally doing lsd. I LOVE THATS HES THE BAD LUCK GUY. #okay uhhu uhh i have limited room here what else should i say uhh. THE NPCS. MY GOD THE NPCS. CHARLIE U WONDERFUL MADMAN #edward twilight is SUCH a funny fucking antagonist. and supposedly his magic stuff is super scary?? SO EXCITED TO SEE MORE OF THAT #ill ramble abt mr deacon keller later eheh i have a. uh. a doodle page in the works. so in the meantime DAYBRINGER SOLOMON!! #“HERE COMES THE SUN MOTHERFUCKER!” “ILL SEE YOU IN HELL. NOT. IM GOING TO HEAVEN. BITCH.” like come on now. oh my god. i need him #BIG POWERFUL BEAST AND EVERY WORD HE SAYS HAS ME CRACKING UP. THE MUFFLED VOICE IN THE DARK BROKEN BY “LIGHT!” #TRULY HILARIOUS AND YET TRULY HORRIFYING. I FUCKIN LOVE CHARLIE NPCS SO MUCH. I HOPE WE SEE HIM AGAIN OHH MY GOOOODDD #OKAYokay. im normal now. ill talk abt the piece. if u read my tags this far then u get special secret knowledge abt the artistic process #IM VERY HAPPY WITH MY COLORS! i know they were hallucinating on drugs so i just recalled the times i did drugs & used that as my influence #REMEMBER KIDS! acid is totally fine if ur safe and responsible about it. do acid and then stare at my art for a bit trrruuust me. IT MOVES! #anyway i think thats all my thoughts here. thank you for looking at my art n thanku if ur one o the ppl that says nice things in the tags #U are LITERLY my life blood i pick up each of u n kiss u so sweetly on the head. remember to try acid!!!!

[scopophobia-polaris]

Honestly could we throw out the idea that totk's story issue is that it isn't consistent with the lore of the older games but instead drops intresting world building from botw because it might have gotten actually dark

#seriously eveeyone keeps up bring up the triforce not being the same like the older games instead of HEY why DOES the royal family just..... #have it #like all of it #and was the sheikah tech from the last game that functions the same was as light arrows/the biden blast was uh #how do i put this #how did they weaponize lightmagic in robots and does this all tie in with the “banishment” thing #or idk dropped point from botw zelda's fucking chracter arc #i know it ended with LOOOK!!!! YOU FUCKED UP BY DOING WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS RIGHT #But damn they could of just not done that shit in totk making her just the #what was jt #idk man they just keep taking away her agency #man and it sucks cuz the dragon is so cool but mf shes forced to do it what she gonna do stay in the past and DIE? #idk man it just all feels hasty. makes me sad #and it sucks cuz a lot of shit shit is really cool and intresting but man idk i may become a botw zelda deserved a better weiter for her #becuase girl she needs a break. not saying chracters cant go through hardship #but there is something so nasty about the framing of youll never be anything but eveey past princess zelda trope and nothing more #instead of a crystal she turns into a dragon like guys this is the same as skyward sword but idk man is it werd to say #when Hylia does it aginst a thing that wants to steal the god triangles and is also a god its like yeah you had no other choice #how the fuck did one fuckass stone make ganondorf into a god like being you would think that like #mannwhy are the stones THAT powerful and why werent the other bitches able to take them down what because #did #did rauru give sonia the equivalent of the one ring at their wedding hey wait a fuck #sorry for all my spelling mistakes but what the fuck man

[oozeandgoo-art]

#oc #haven #rex #monochrome #contents: a little raunchy for tumblr #doodle #really high effort one but it's about the shapes more than anything else lol #meme redraw #comic #i may color this. the original plan was to color it. however i spent all my energy for coloring on drawing an aftermath coda #im fond of this one. there's a lot happening in it #haven and rex are both dressed "up'' to annoy the other's plus-one minor enemy #<- specific au element #rex is wearing a weezer shirt because haven knows that'll piss off taran. haven is dressed up like rex's best attempt at a mid-00s surfer #because he knows felyx cant fucking stand haven and is also into buff masc dudes dressed in jeans with rhinestones and thinks it'll be funn #to put felyx in the Lustful Colander #(he is right) #haven's house is not actually a cool neat influencer home or whatever there's no like open floorplan white walls light bamboo floor bullshi #going on here. it's all like green and red granite tile and shit. the man has been around for a very long time he knows what kind of decor #he's fond of. those ARE fish tanks in the walls though. and a spiral staircase #the man has been around for a very long time. he does not give a shit if what he likes is 'tacky' #also when the one speechbubble he says gets weird it is because he is using a magic power and forcing rex to put his cigarette out. rex is #naturally kind of annoyed about this. it used to make haven wince when he put his cigs out on his hands so he keeps doing it every time thi #happens but he has not yet cottoned on to the fact that haven has fully stopped wincing and now just thinks it's a normal habit he has #and has no idea that it's specifically aimed in his direction #also haven has no issue with giving head but rex isn't aware of that. they don't communicate well #and what Rex is actually aware of mostly consists of 'asking him to bottom turned into a giant argument and then a physical actual fight #and he broke my jaw in like four places over it and it was awesome but i didnt get what i wanted' and kind of gave up on the subject #he couldve been getting his d!ck sucked this whole time and he didnt know it. so sad #lineart

[omtai]

on train home from pvris it was dope!!!!!!!

#Guy Goes To Thing Despite Originally Wanting To Stay Home: Has Great Time — Shocker! #it rained so crazy down upon us in the queue #Every Single Queue i’ve waited in in glasgow it has been raining like crazy #The Rainy City #there was a bunch of sycamore seeds on the ground outside and i was making piles of them with my shoe #& some rando behind us joined in it was so nice #i love kind queue randos #the first opener Sophie Powers was really cool i really liked them #the second opener scene queen was really super cool too i loved them sm #she was so fun & her music got me so hyped #but maybe Too hyped because then i burned off all my energy #& in the time between scene queen and pvris i was playing solitaire to pass the time #& i won the deal Right before pvris came out i felt like the card game wizard #but then i was in the solitaire zone and i just wanted to keep playing solitaire…… #& at first i wasn’t feeling it bc it was strobe light city #and it was sooooooo fucking smoky i could barely see what was going on & we were 3rd row from barricade #Not that i could see anyway the worlds tallest man appeared out of nowhere while i was solitairing & stood right infront of me #but i got into it a few songs after she came on and it was so fun :D #yayyyy live music i love live music #now i get to chill until dunes ^_^

[scalproie]

and the worst thing is that vergil DOES sucks. genuinely

#BUT its in the same that dante sucks. that nero sucks. that dmc as a whole is kinda cringe #but it is also extremely genuine. which cancels the cringe factor entirely. #as STUPID as the characters are theyre ALWAYS treated with respect in the story's theyre in. or if they arent its not at their expense #its cool. its just cool. as its core dmc is cool even if its inherently so fucking stupid #anyway this has been my ''you have to ENGAGE with the story. YES the character's actions are stupid NO theyre NOT a loser.'' #as for vergil: hes never been a master planner nor a mastermind. hes just reserved in his words and (shut up) self-motivated #vergil doesnt want to change the world or society. he *doesnt fucking care*. he just wants power for deeply personal reasons #HES ALSO BEEN SHOWN TO BE WRONG IN THE TWO (2) GAMES HES BEEN IN. BC DANTE WON. AND LATER NERO #also hes wrong but NOT a villain. hes legit just dante under different circumstances and with different tastes. THEY ADRESSED THIS IN DMC5 #''but dam he needs to atone for the two cities'' nobody cares about the humans in dmc. theyre plot points #theyre not cool enough to be focused on on their own. if they do they need to be as off the balls bonker as the half demons #as far as dmc is concerned. vergil's only crime is being wrong. #and hes so fucking strong. hes sooo strong. hes good looking. he has a well written story and character arc imo. hes extremely iconic #and I love him very much. anyway this has been dam ''vergil is my favorite character of all time'' scalproie thank you all #im gonna go listen to bury the light #tagging later

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I dunno how long ago it was I was talking about it or if I ever did, but I was just thinking about the way some of the animatronics have unique ways of recharging separate to a recharge station.

Like I've had DJ and Roxy using special lamps for recharging for a while with recharge stations being a big risk to the systems, and this has developed a bit since then. Mostly just the reasoning behind why Roxy has it, and it's being given to a few other animatronics in Plex History stuff too. Then there's Chica with a biofuel stomach that converts all food consumed into a power source, and can be used with a recharge station (thanks @/phroggslayer!!) which is neat, even if I keep forgetting about it. Those were the only unique ones I had (I had something for the Minis but I don't remember it) but I've just had a thought.

Now, I don't have the game so I can't just wander around and have a look, but there's water in Gator Golf, right? What if the water has a current and Monty can charge via a fucking water wheel in his chest? Like a stomach hatch where it pops open while he's floating on his stomach like the gator he is and this wheel drops down so the current can turn it and generate power? Seems really inefficient ngl so maybe multiple wheels or something? I dunno I think that would be kinda cool but also kinda goofy???

An alternative could be that the water is electrified and whenever he goes in it, his body absorbs the power through the water. I feel like that would give him the side effect of slowly power draining some animatronics if he hugs them or something though which honestly could still be pretty fun?

Like, he can lie under the restoring lights with Roxy and DJ and cuddle with them (I'm thinking platonically but it doesn't really matter) to charge himself through them. They get to take an extra long nap because he's draining their power while they're getting it from the lights and they like their naps so they like this arrangement actually.

And then you could have Monty hugging Chica to drain from her while she eats, biofuel speed at maximum and they're testing whether or not Chica can eat faster than he can charge. That could be pretty funny. Some fun emotional stuff to look at too with him being unable to touch his friends without draining their energy, but if it's slow enough then it's probably not too big a deal. Even less of a big deal if he can turn it on and off at will.

The waterwheel thing is just so funny to me though??? It's like those cartoons where the robot opens their chest and there's a little hamster running on a wheel in there to power them lmao

But if he can drain power from electronics then he can grab your phone and drain it dry within a few seconds out of spite and I think he deserves that actually. Of course I'd let him be able to use the recharge station as well, but why would he choose to use that over floating around the Gator Golf water features?

#fnaf security breach #montgomery gator #i just think that could be so funny if his chest opens and theres wheels in there #just sits there spinning the wheels himself to stim or something #you put a Mini in the wheel and its the Fazbear version if a hamster wheel lmao #but then the electrified water thing would be so cool for him #he has the hug of Eepy Sleepy and he's not afraid to use it #sees roxy stressing and just picks her up in a bear hug to make her power fall even faster than it already is with her stressing #and she's so mad about it making her sleepy let go of her right the fuck now!! #..... no don't put her under the lights in her comfy hammock!!! put her down somewhere else!!! #jokes on him she's not THAT tired- /falls out of the hammock/ #picks her up off the floor and puts her back in all smug cause he knows he's won #HAHAAAA GET EEPY SLEEPIED IDIOT!!! #gets him back by biting his arm and not giving it back even after she's dozed off #now he's fucking STUCK god DAMN it #takes her an hour or two to charge like this depending on how low she is so he's just sat there on the floor #grumpy as all fuck like >:( #cause the Law of the Plex clearly states never to disturb a recharge cycle #ESPECIALLY if its DJ or Roxy's cause they EEPY you can't wake them up!!! that's mean!!! cruel!!! unjust!!! #he is stuck there and no one is going to help him. he brought this on himself. #and if COURSE she's still touching him so he's unintentionally draining from her so she's gonna be sleeping even LONGER #once again the score board remains tied lmao #it also means that after every fight night they have with eachother ends in Roxy going to sleep #so it'd be funny if that were their version of a bedtime routine lmao #but the water wheel is so fucking goofy... #i dunno man anyone have any thoughts? #oh my god if he's floating around with the water wheel while someone's playing golf #they hit it a bit too hard and it goes in the water #but on it's way there it bounced off his snoot lmao #or he grabs it and puts it on his nose and has a kid stand on him to take the shot from there

[arolesbianism]

I’ve been having a rough few days, but I’ve been feeling a bit better so I decided to make some lil thingies for some spiraling upwards kitties :3

#keese draws #warrior cats oc #spiraling upwards #I’ve posted art of ratstar and pigeonbillow before but the other three I haven’t I think #but yeah these are some more of the minkclan founders #and by that I mean two of them are and one of them was a kitten at the time #lightning is haveniris’ mom but she didn’t trust herself to raise him so her clanmates sort of collectively raised him #and by that I mean mostly pigeon and two other old ppl that aren’t included here #light did end up opening up to him more and acting as more of a mom after he chose to become a medic tho #the two have a complicated relationship for sure but they still care abt each other a lot #oh yeah and literally all of these guys are dead by the time murtle rolls around except for haven #pigeon died about two years before the other two and raincinder has been dead since before minkclan was properly founded #which is unsurprising given she’s such an old withering woman #she mostly made it that long because she was given a guide sponsor life #so long story short not all starclan cats actually get to use the cool starclan powers and those who do are usually ‘sponsored’ with an #extra life and a cool star like marking #this isn’t a well known thing tho and even within starclan only higher ranking cats rly know anything beyond knowing that every now and #then new guides are chosen #now usually what’s supposed to happen is that the sponsored cat has a close eye kept on them and if they are deemed worthy they’re allowed #to keep their mark and become a guide once they die the second time #the main flaw in this system is that the cat who sponsored them has to be the one to revoke it #so if they refuse to revoke it for whatever reason there’s not much that can be done about it #or in raincinder’s case her sponsor ended up fading before they could judge her fully #so even though by all means even the most rebel friendly guides would revoke it easily she managed to keep her mark til death #this was ofc largely helped by her living til 19 fucking years dear god woman #but hey I guess it means minkclan gets a guide even though she’s a rly shitty one #rly that mostly only matters for the sake of nine lives and the sake of travel between starclan and the living territories #which actually does cause a lot of problems when all the guides decide to go haunt a child instead #oh also guides also pass on their mark to leaders who’s life ceremony they hosted #not the guide role tho each guide gets a new mark

[hobbinch]

Something rubs me the wrong way about how robin williams is being literally sanctified by the public since his death. Like that must be rough for people who Actually Knew Him As A Mutifaceted Person.

#i remember seeing one story someone told about having a shitty interaction with him as a child where he was on a power trip and being nasty #and now they just cant really talk about it because anything that contests him being the Kindest Sweetest Guy Ever makes people go WHAT NOOO #not to discount the positive impact he HAS had on so many #but he was a person with gnarly mental health issues who was very often kind but hes not an Ultimate Symbol of Light and Good #maybe im projectjng and overempathizing because of my own family of crazy addicts #but if a stranger called any of my family Saints even those I love the most and feel closest to #id feel so fucking shitty #i think the news about him and nathan lane is really cool and sweet but someone literally called him Saint Robin

[plotismade]

Whilst I’m drunk enough to post personal shit how cute is my mini Christmas tree?!?

#I’ve had it 3 years and I can keep it decorated and put it in a box in my garage #and just pull it out ready to go #I so thought my cat would just try to eat it all and there would be baubles everywhere but she actually leaves it alone #Oh the lights aren’t on in this pic- battery powered string lights are so good #we bought a ton one year for a band concert during the Sydney Vivid festival and all wrapped them around our instruments #we started that some with the stage lights down and our conductor used a glow stick as a baton #it looked so fucking cool

[hauntingblue]

ACE IS BACK!!! FUCK THAT BLACKBEARD UP!!!!

#marshall D teach????? D????? #ace why arent you my nakama??? i plan on kilimg your brother!!! lmao #massive fucking L #oh ace walking thru the on fire building and making the flames come to him. banger. he is such a slay #darkness as in black hole gravity thats cool... but fuck that man #maybe thats why shanks told whitebeard to stop... bc he knew about the fruit and that they couldnt win #why can he still burn this is so stupid #oh i thought he took away his fruit powers.... nvm. #oh no not the banana rock.... #this fight is the start of a coming story... and aces hat on the ground... someone hold me #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 325 #they look evenly matched #i thought ace was gonna figh aokiji for obvious reasons but this light vs darkness thing goes hard.

[sinkableruby]

do you think any of the other characters from Monogatari would be able to beat Ougi in a bmx race, and which of them do you think would cheat in the most interesting manner while trying?

KALKDFALKFDA i love how you phrased it like it's already understood that people would have to cheat to do it

ok the objectively correct but also boring answer is tsukihi. but shes a shoo-in so i dont wanna talk about her. she doesnt count she's unbeatable! realistically, if ougi were to be doing a bmx race and be faced with her, they would simply Not Race lol

ok first i will talk about the people who wouldn't cheat. (spoilers up to nademonogatari under the cut meaning nademonogatari is included)

kanbaru would not cheat she would want to do it fair and square. she would train for the occasion but she doesnt know how to ride a bike (semi canonically? idk how canonical the audio commentaries are) so she’d probably struggle, and even though she’s athletic i can’t imagine she’d win or get close to it (rip). karen would have the best chances of winning legitimately. i’d imagine she probably knows how to ride a bike bc shes got easy access since koyomi is always riding them. and her level of fitness is absolutely insane, so she could pull it off. but ougi has lots of bicycle experience, and does like tricks and stuff for it. and they can do crazy stunts without worrying about damage to the user. so its a toss up here, but karen could win. hanekawa would not win. ougi would not allow it, their pride would not allow it. hanekawa would try to win, as part of her rivalry with them. but ougi would probably rather die than allow her to win especially when it concerns a hobby of theirs so they dont its as simple as that. i dont think hanekawa would be too much of a challenge, but she’s very powerful and unpredictable so ougi would take no chances. eliminate with extreme prejudice. now for the last of the non-cheaters, koyomi (surprisingly). dont get me wrong he would absolutely cheat against like at least half of the other cast if he felt like he couldn’t win easily or if he started losing. but he would be way too terrified to cheat against ougi. and there’s absolutely no way he wins against ougi without cheating, i mean come on. ougi can do cool little tricks and knows all his weaknesses. i think he would keep up decently at first but ultimately be completely destroyed near the end of the race.

ok now for the cheaters 😈 (spoilers: none of them could win)

nadeko would cheat here because she would know that she has no chance of winning whatsoever if she doesnt, and she doesnt really like ougi all that much so she doesnt feel too bad about it. now the WAY she decides to cheat varies. nadeko would much rather rely on her own abilities instead of asking yotsugi or tsukihi for help, so she might draw a shikigami of anti-nadeko (or a more cooperative version with the same strength) to throw/boost her instead, which you could argue is technically not cheating because its still her own power moving the bmx. senjougahara really cheats? no dignity! she would act like shes gonna do it fair and square and then totally shamelessly cheat bc she doesnt think she can win at all. i think she would race normally, and then once ougi got far ahead enough she would try to cut ahead by going off the tracks and taking a shortcut. i think i can picture a universe where sodachi cheats so heres what she’d do. and she’s probably the most creative one about it. i think, given her penchant for careful and precise planning, she would add obstacles to the course. its hard to do and it would take a while, but its also hard to check for if you do it right. she wouldnt even necessarily have to buy materials either, assuming the race doesnt happen somewhere built for the purpose of bicycle racing. she could just move stuff from the general terrain around the course to make it look like it was something that happened by accident, while having knowledge of where the traps were and how to get past them. think like moving around rocks and boulders, small logs and dirt piles and stuff like that. stuff that could put the bicycle off balance, or would require slowing down or rerouting, especially stuff that looks deceptively harmless. shinobu would cheat, but not intentionally, she just has no interest in the rules and doesnt intend to learn what they are. so the moment the race starts, in order to “get to the goal the fastest” she goes off track. yotsugi ABSOLUTELY cheats, but probably not in an interesting way. she just uses unlimited rulebook to boost her bike into the air. i think she potentially maybe could use it to just speed up, but i think she wouldnt have the patience for that at all and would rather just skip the whole race asap. mayoi is unable to ride the bmx. she just isn’t good at it. she’s small and its kinda big and unwieldy so its just hard to do. i think her cheat would be the kind of cheat that doesnt really have much practical chance of succeeding long term, like tying her bmx to ougi’s so she can get pulled along. i think she’d try to frame it as like a cooperative thing like let’s get to the finish line together type deal. but i cant see her having the heart to actually betray someone right at the finish line, so she would just lose. she probably wouldnt care that much anyway

but the reason why not just hachikuji but none of the cheaters would have a chance at winning is because while ougi could potentially be miffed at losing, there’s no way they’d let a cheater slip by. and they’d have a lot of fun catching the cheats and working around them. they would examine for possible cheats based on the opponent and prepare countermeasures far in advance-- all in all, cheating is bad against ougi because its like when you pirate a game and the final boss becomes impossible to beat on your copy. youre ramping up the difficulty to such an extreme level that its better to just do it legit. ougi’s ability and desire to win probably increases exponentially if their opponent is cheating, as well as their enjoyment of the race.

here’s how they would deploy the countermeasures:

ougi would definitely anticipate the shikigami move and have some countermeasures in mind. i imagine they might try to convince anti-nadeko she’s being used for a silly purpose (she is) and make her not want to help, OR the much more Fun way they would go to the drawing in the notebook right before nadeko brings it to life and erase the arms without nadeko noticing. so it has no arms and can’t help her. oops! senjougahara’s move... it’s just kinda silly. i think it’s too silly for ougi to prepare anything really crazy. if anything they prolly just pick to do the race at a time + place where the shortcuts aren’t actually helpful at all. like construction blocking the way, rocky terrain, that sort of thing. and then they’d just do the race and win normally sodachi’s planning is her own downfall as usual :( ougi is very cool and just uses the added obstacles as like ramps and shit. and uses the ramps to go over harder obstacles, or just fucking lifts the bmx up somehow like in otorimongatari. and sodachi just doesnt have that kinda technical prowess, or the ability to predict that someone would be able to do that (which is reasonable). rip as for shinobu, she’s instantly disqualified so ougi just goes off track with her for the hell of it (and wins anyway, of course) yotsugi’s impatience gets the best of her here-- she’d have had a lot easier time if she had just tried to speed herself up, but by attempting a leap she leaves herself wayy more open to counterattacks. i think ougi would choose the most slapstick way of going about this so i’d imagine that, understanding that unlimited rulebook involves a lot of explosive force, they would bring a slingshot to the race. and they’d wait till yotsugi tried to use the rulebook and then with one perfectly placed projectile, knock yotsugi’s foot to the side juuust so, so that the angle of the leap is altered, and she goes careening away at high speed. teehee shouldnt have cheated! of course yotsugi would be fine even after a crash bc shes a doll, so its okay to go for more dangerous counterattacks in ougi’s mind. for hachikuji, she wouldnt have the opportunity to not betray ougi bc she wouldnt get to the finish line tow truck/three legged race style in the first place. she would be like “lets get there together” and ougi would just pull out a pair of scissors and be like “nope ✂” even though they know she probably wouldnt even try to win. they are just devious like that

so yeah none of the cheaters would win. ougi would want more of them to cheat so they could win anyway and have fun with it. like ooh youre cheating now i can be evil. honestly same

#spoilers in the tags #theres a cool little tidbit in otorimonogatari light novels #where when ougi crashes #and shes lying still on the ground #nadeko notices that its like all the times koyomi is dead #which is a fun detail #and good foreshadowing #of course they would have the same regeneration power #but also is that implying ougi fucking died there for a second???? that's so fucking funny???? #owarimonogatari ge #otorimonogatari #monogatari #monogatari spoilers #naka dont look #oshino ougi #kanbaru suruga #araragi karen #hanekawa tsubasa #araragi koyomi #sengoku nadeko #hachikuji mayoi #ononoki yotsugi #sodachi oikura #senjougahara hitagi #oshino shinobu #long post #ougiposting

[abyssalpriest]

oh and in case it isnt clear, i dont necessarily blame anyone on this plane for believing the stuff i said in the first posts tags? like. eve if youre an incarnated "demon" like i am as much as eh yeah im sick of that term like. its hard to get info across from fuckin anyone, but you add to that how their/our plane works requiring so much damn energy to get up here..... Its hard. yes.

HOWEVER. the fucking "demons" coming here being like. well. this

and fucking talking about how all evils are Actually (chrxstian and ''angelic'') and we're soooooo good and innocent like. you know what youre doing. i see you. shut the fuck up

#honestly no wonder in the Trimurti Shiva is ascetic and. the i do not see it meme. #id say hats off to him but then he'd steal my hat and add it to his fucking hat collection - OH I LOVE HOW HE WEARS THE MOON #oh my god i often see him so much in fuckin round brim hats lmfao wouldnt be shocked if hes shown up in those kind of hats w some sort of #light barely poking out looking like the crescent moon #ive seen him in visions with an entire galaxy as his hat before #GOD. hope yall are enjoying my blog. ''this person has done fucked up things because hes a ruler in the middle of a vicious war #but he wears cool hats did i tell yall that'' #my relationship with him is extremely complex. unlike SOME FUCKING PEOPLE........... im not going to cover for someone #older and more powerful than me unless its in ways i think he deserves it. and the good he has done for our planet and species #is fucking immeasurable. hes an incredibly keen and potent and patient and fatherly and just like. absolutely fucking radiant teacher #and protector and. just person in general. following him is a choice #ramblings // #leviathan //

[nomaishuttle]

btw in my theoretical peculiar rewrite that Will not ever happen bc im not a writer anymore i left that life behind in 2017. but in my theoretical one its rly mostly just a rewrite of likee. maybe a bit of book 3 and then Completely rewriting books 4-6

#i like some of the stuff from the 2nd trilogy. mainly the stuff that was brought up in the first book that seemed rly interesting thar they #then forgot abt in the 2nd book and/ #or solved off screen or came up with some other reason for it to not matter. like. the american conflict wouldve been so cool. but then #they just decide its the noor story and r like Oh yeah rhe ymbrynes solved all the american stuff so don't even worry abt it 👍 #having the kids like. take modern normal lessons and have jacob trying to like. teach them while also trying 2 hide that hes trying to #follow jn abes footsteps. thats so fun . but i stead he just like straight up leaves and the kids r basically gone the entre time... #and the like. Omg theres like a group of normals that r hunting peculiars and have been for centuries. thats rly rly interesting. and then #theyre judt like Nah it was wights the whole time. #Like. i like noor i think shes rly cool i just think the prophecy is So stupid #im never gonna get over the way that the entire prophecy was pointless. like trying to find the other kids was pointless. bc the prophecy #didnt need 7 it needed 1 and the others were just spares. so it literlaly xouldve been like. Finished as soon as it started. and it was #just so generic and boring like... the first trilogy was very unique and like interesting and different #and then in the 2jd theyre like Omg this is the chosen one and shes one of the chosen jn this prophecy where 7 kids etc #i also think its rly stupid that theyre all light eaters.. #if we Have to have the stupid 7 prophecy like were every other book on this planet can at least be like. Omg... and theyre all very very #powerful peculiars from some of the peculiar subcategories. but whatever... #but ya. the main things id change abt book 3 is like. the weird like... Omg all peculiars Used to be hollows ???? thats why jacob can ??? #understand them ??? bc hes part hollow ????? Thats so fucking stupid. #its weird. and also in my au i would have emma and jacob break up bc i think that makes sense and emma is my everything girl but i feel #like in the actual books they broke up and then havob was immediately like Noor is my everything shes the reason i live im nothing without #her . and its been 2 hours since they met. and emma is right fhere and they broke up 2 days ago. yk... #i also think id just have the series be like. #a bitttt more spread out ?? like a little bit at least.. bc it takes place over the span of 6 months #roughly. which for the first trilogy i get why itd be very quick succession bc those kids were on a mission #idk. i just think its kinda silly that jacob was So into emma like Omg well never be apart she completes me etc within like. 3 months. and #then is the same with noor after like 2 days. Ik teenagers r like that Fucking trust me im so insanely aware that teenagers will fall #deeply deeply deeply in love with somebody very quickly even when tht relationship isnt rly good for either party . trust me im so insanely #fucking aware . LMAO. but it was just a bit annoying esp bc emma was just completely written out basically... it sucked :( it sucks that al #of the peculiar chuldren bssicslly werent there like. idk. it rly just felt like jacob was like Ok done with them NOOR TIMEEE #and like i said i love noor shes great im sooo down with her i judt wiuldnt make her literally the chosen one snd specialest girl on earth

[queen-mabs-revenge]

so i have a great idea. but it's going to involve drilling a hole through my wall. i'm gonna do it.

#so i got these cool battery powered lights from tiger -- 10 leds with these cool like.....ribbed bulb casing thingies? #like if they were traditional bulbs the glass would be shaped like idk an acorn squash kinda shape #and there's 10 of them in the string. they're pretty and go with the vintage occult theme of my bathroom #so i got this battery-to-mains replacer thing that basically puts a dummy battery into the casing and leads out to a dc barrel plug #that goes to the mains #but i also have a motion sensor with a dc barrel plug in on it #sO. #i'm gonna put them in my bathroom and then hook them up to the pir motion sensor thing #but because ireland there are no outlets in my bathroom #but there is one in the storage closet that shares a wall #so if i drill a wee hole i can feed the line to the mains through to the socket #and then have a motion activated string of low lights in the bathroom #which i'm going to fix around the framed phrenology puzzle i have in there #WHICH IS GONNA FUCK SEVERELY #anyway! #i don't see any way this can go wrong 👍 #like tbh this is entirely more chill than the soldering job i was looking up how to do #which. tbh. the fact that i don't own a soldering iron is both ridiculous and probably good for my health and wellbeing

[hiisheart]

( had a real shit day at work but at least i'm at home ready to hit the vape after a few days for a body break )

#( for those of you who don't know ) #( i was accosted by a customer for. well. asking to move so i could get back to my post ) #( from their perspective it was 'rude' because there was nobody in line for me to get to ) #( even tho i had to go put a return away after like an hour and it was busy so in my mind i was like ) #( who knows when someone's gonna line up in my lane cuz the light was on. ) #( and u know what really takes the cake? when they say they 'used to work here' ) #( cool so i'm guessing u know what it feels like to be the subject of inappropriately directed anger/frustration/power trips/patronization #( and to be accosted for doing/trying to do ur fucking job !!!! ) #( & literally the lady behind them was shaking her head !!!!! so at least someone showed some solidarity ) #( but it still ruined my whole goddamn mood for the day ) #( i'm just. man. one bad apple after everyone has been so fucking lovely to me ) #( no matter. watermelon gelato will help. ) #⠀ ⠀ ♥︎ ⠀ ⠀ 𝒏𝒐𝒂𝒉 𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 ⠀ ⠀ ╱ ⠀ ⠀ out of character.