#life is a FUCKING HELL

[matthewsgreybubbles]

What a great day to remind you that this scene exist. 🫣

#mgg #matthew gray gubler #no one talk to me #i'm spiralling #that is SCANDALOUS. #life is a FUCKING HELL #horse girl

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[dougielombax]

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?

Edit: Fucking hell.

This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!

What have I DONE????!!!!!

I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!

I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.

Probably….

Idk.

Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.

Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.

Anyway.

AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)

Edit: 8,000 notes! Holy shit!

Edit: 9,000 notes!!!

Edit: 10,000 notes!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 15,000 notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 20,000 Notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!

Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.

Anyway.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #shellfish #sea life #wildlife #maritime shit #fucking hell #molluscs #mollusks #fish #speculation #holy shit #what is happening #viralpost #sort of #kind of #maybe #5k #viral #idk #8k #9k #10k #15k #20k

[blondiefun699]

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[amylove5]

Are you horny? 

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[urbeautifulandiminsane]

#girlhood is a spectrum #lana del rey #lizzy grant #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #hell is a teenage girl #this is what makes us girls #born to die #manic pixie dream girl #femcel #girlblog #girlblogging #this is a girlblog #girl interrupted syndrome #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #whisper girl #cinnamon girl #girlhood #this is girlhood #the vibe i bring to the function #girlblogger #norman fucking rockwell #female manipulator #honeymoon #just girly things #waif #divine feminine #chemtrails over the country club #female hysteria #lust for life #did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd

[inkskinned]

you have to go to work so you can pay for your doctor, who is not taking your insurance right now, and if you say i can't afford the doctor's you are told - get a better job. it is very sad that you are unwell, yes, but maybe you should have thought about that before not having a better job.

(where is the better job? who is giving out these better jobs? you are sick, you are hurting - how the hell are you supposed to be well enough for this better job?)

but you go to the doctor because you had the nerve to be hurt or sick or whatever else. and they tell you that it is because you have anxiety. you try your best. you are a self-advocate. you've done the reading (which sometimes pisses them off worse, honestly). you say it is actually adding to my anxiety, it is effecting my quality of life. so they say that you are fat. they say that all young people have this happen to them, isn't it a medical marvel! they say that you should eat more vegetables. they say that you probably just need to lose a little more weight, and that you are faking it for attention.

(what attention could this doctor possibly give? what validation? that's their fucking job, isn't it?)

there is always a hypochondriac, right. someone always tells you about a hypochondriac. or someone who is unnecessarily aggressive during the worst days of their life. or someone looking "for a quick fix". or some idiot who wasn't educated about how to properly care for themselves who just abandons their treatment. and again, the hypochondriac, the overly-cautious hysteric. these people don't deserve to be treated like humans (right), and since you might be one of these people, you also don't get treated like a human. because those people can really fuck with the system, you now have to pay for it. and besides. you're actually probably faking it.

(more often than not, you find a 2:1 ratio of these stories. for every "hypochondriac", there are 2 people who knew something was wrong, and yet nobody could fucking find it. the story often ends with pointless suffering. the story often ends with and now it's too late, and it's going to kill me.)

you are actually just making excuses. someone else got that procedure or that diagnosis and he's fine, you should be fine too. someone else said they watched a documentary about other inspirational people with your exact same condition, maybe you should be inspirational, too. you're just too morbid. your pain and your experience is probably just not statistically concerning. it is all self-reported anyway, and you're just being a baby.

(once, while sitting down in the middle of making coffee, you had the sudden, horrible thought - i could kill myself to make the pain stop. you had to call your best friend after that. had to pet your dog. had to cry about it in the shower. you won't, but that moment - god, fuck. the pain just goes on and on.)

you know someone who went in for routine surgery and said i still feel everything. they told her to just relax. it took her kicking and screaming before they figured out she wasn't lying - the anesthetic drip hadn't been working. you know someone who went in for severe migraines who was told drink water and lose weight. you know someone who was actively bleeding out and throwing up in the ER and was told you're just having a bad period.

in the ER there are always these little posters saying things like "don't wait! get checked today!" and you think about how often you do wait. how often the days spool out. you once waited a full week before seeing the doctor for what you thought was a sprained wrist. it had actually been broken - they had to rebreak it to set it.

but you go into the doctor. the problem you're having is immediate. the person behind the counter frowns and says we're not taking your insurance. you will be paying for this out-of-pocket.

they send you home with tylenol and a little health packet about weight loss or anxiety or attention deficit. on the front it has your birthday and diagnosis. you think about crying, and the words swim. it might as well say go fuck yourself. it might as well say you're a fucking idiot. it might as well say light your money on fire and lie down in it. and the entire fucking time - the problem persists.

it's okay. it's okay, it's just another thing, you think. it's just another thing i have to learn to live with.

#spilled ink #warm up #can you tell what i'm mad about today specifically #i will say that there are a LOT of things that go into this. like a lot. this is ungendered and unspecific for a reason #it isn't just sexism. it's also racism. and ableism. and honestly classism. #and before a healthcare professional reads this as a personal attack: i understand ur burnt out #we are ALSO burnt out. your situation is also dire. this is not an attack on you. #this is a commentary on the incredible amounts of bigotry that lie at the heart of capitalism #where people have to pay money out of pocket to be told to fuck off. #your job is important. so is our humanity. and if you cannot accept that people are fucking mad as hell #at the industry - you are probably not listening . #anyway at some point im gonna write a piece about sexism specifically in medical shit #but i don't want terfs clowning in it bc they can't understand nuance #> it is true that ppl w/a uterus are more likely to experience medical malpractice & dismissal globally #> it is also true that trans people experience an equally fucked up and bad time in the medical field #> great news! the medical industrial complex is an equal opportunity life ruiner :) #(if you find it necessary to go into a debate about biology while discussing medical malpractice #i want to warn you that you're misunderstanding the issue. because guess what. #cis MEN might experience this. particularly black men. particularly disabled men. #so YES having a uterus can lead to more trouble for you. but this happens a LOT. #instead of fighting those ALSO experiencing your pain.... try working WITH them. #which btw. is like. actual feminism.)

[nensami]

loving the new rule of yellows guessing others tasks

#went through hell and back making this but oh well #it was made on objection.lol lmao #tangotek #trafficblr #itlwart #inthelittlewood #tangotek fanart #secret life #life series #secret life spoilers #fuck yeah an ace attorney reference in 2023

[pastelaeqy]

happy 3rd life everyone!!!

#grian #3rd life #Grian 3rd life #traffic smp #life series #grian fanart #i love drawing super fucked up mc worlds #Blocks everywhere? Hell yes.

[communistkenobi]

cannot overstate how much you should not take seriously anyone who thinks IQ is a valid or valuable measure of human beings

#either you’re doing race science on purpose or just plugging your ears and pretending it’s not race science #which is of course still race science #deeply fucking loathe the people who think you can categorise and systemise every element of human life #note hell

[fagitsukareita]

s2 e8 of saiki k. saiki reveals that ever since he time traveled to the past and accidentally messed up the timeline in an earlier episode, he's been getting stuck in time loops. it's implied that this is caused by saiki's own anxieties, as clearing his head breaks him out of these loops. immediately after this is revealed, nendou almost dies violently, barely being saved by saiki's powers at the last second. time loops. saiki watches nendou die violently in front of him 16,785 times before breaking the loop by dissociating so heavily that he manages to save nendou without consciously thinking about it. this is entirely played as a gag and is never mentioned ever again.

#WHY IS THIS ANIME A FUCKING HORROR SHOW. WTF WAS THAT. #i entirely forgot this happened until i reached it in my rewatch rn WHAT THE HELL #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo

[leo-bandito]

lineup fer an AU I've been slowly rotating in my head for a month or so.... sniles....

#SNILES EVILLY. I will post more about this au. I promise. Maybe moreso on my main. Maybe I should just make a HL sideblog. #Whatever. YÆY #Benry Forzen & Sunkist are all ghosts. I'm not sure about. Gman? I cannae decide whether I want him 2 be a ghost or smth else. #I still can't believe I made a lineup for an AU before an actual hlvrai lineup. What's my fucking problem #hlvrai #hlvrai au #gordon #tommy coolatta #dr coomer #Dr bubby #Darnold #Benry #Benrey #Forzen #Sunkist #Fucking hell #the science team #tommy hlvrai #gordon hlvrai #dr coomer hlvrai #Bubby hlvrai #benrey hlvrai #benry hlvrai #darnold hlvrai #forzen hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #half life vr ai #Ghostbusters #Ghostbusters au #sunkist hlvrai

[chronokepts]

I love early Yugi because he constantly looks like a wet cloth someone wrung and left out to dry

#probably also due to the fact that he doesn't have a quiet normal unharmed day in his life #he wakes up gets beaten up passes out while a ghost makes him trap people in hell dimensions and then he has to go back to school #yugi mutou #yugioh #season 0 #fuck it we post

[apollos-olives]

unless it is ABSOLUTELY necessary for you to go out to do your work or school, then participate in the strike. i get it, life happens. sometimes you can't skip stuff. hell, even i can't skip everything tomorrow, but that doesn't mean you can't do your part. do what is absolutely necessary for you and your life, and then join the strike for us. join a protest, don't go out to eat, post more awareness on social media, do whatever you can. if you can't do one thing then find something else to do. there are countless ways you can help. do not feel guilty that you have to take care of your life, but try to give as much of your time and dedication to supporting the palestinian cause. good night and free palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸

#i get it guys #it's finals season #hell i can't even skip my classes tomorrow because i was gone all last week and i'm devastatingly behind and need to catch up on my classes #or else i'm going to fuck up my life even worse than it already is #like i get it #but once you're done with your work then please strike with us #show support #palestine #free palestine

[amylove5]

Finished creating a bit of content 🤭😜

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[urbeautifulandiminsane]

the vibe i bring to the function 🎀

#lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lana del rey #manic pixie dream girl #born to die #divine feminine #girl interrupted syndrome #lizzy grant #femcel #hell is a teenage girl #honeymoon #manic pixie nightmare #did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd #girlblogger #this is what makes us girls #girlblog #just girly things #girlblogging #cinnamon girl #the vibe i bring to the function #norman fucking rockwell #waif #lust for life #ultraviolence #whisper girl #blue banisters #chemtrails over the country club #sadbeautifultragic #dykttatuob #lana del ray aesthetic #coquette