#legal drugs tho

[saltedbreadstick]

#tw drugs #legal drugs tho #context is important #i have treatment resistant depression #hence the #legal #legal drug #shitpost #klance #voltron #vld #i hope this flops #flop era post

[crowrelli]

gsgshsjsjak a pig just stopped me from reentering an emergency room after going outside to smoke and threw a huge fit about my cart like HE DIDNT JUST LET ME THROUGH WITH IT 20 MINUTES AGO

#he had to call 2 OTHER COPS FOR BACKUP and they were soooooo stupid #me: this is a battery and this is a cbd cart for my anxiety. its a brand called cannabeast and its perfectly legal #them: what is this writing on the side? #me: the label of the battery brand??? #them to their buddies: ....google that.... #my man you licherally just let me in with it a few minutes ago #i was even telling them what to google but they werent understanding #thank god for a tolerance break doing its job tho #tw drugs

[crimeronan]

please don't send me anon asks about illegally obtaining adderall. i will assume you are a cop.

#replies #vaguely #anon u sound sincere enough but idk what u want me to say #i cant absolve you because i'm not advocating for buying drugs illegally on my blog with my legal name and location attached #best of luck to u tho #drugs

[dreamertrilogys]

i forgot to post this on friday (got sidetracked by the whole skipping the rest of the school day to do drugs thing. you know how it is) but the very specific humiliation of having to write your deadname on a name tag in class while sitting next to a friend who you’re out to :/

#don’t get me wrong here tho it would’ve been 10x worse if i was by myself and nobody even knew that [redacted] wasn’t my name. but like it’s #also very embarrassing especially since both the friends (this happened in two diff classes) are also trans but out at school and therefore #could write THEIR real names. yk. but like also they get it. but also it’s just embarrassing #.txt #for legal reasons the drug thing was a JOKE btw #gender diary

[sunstar-fries-nico]

Okay Tumblr I come to you with a simple request. I need the botanical and maybe the science side of Tumblr to tell me what kind of flowers would make a bouquet of drug related flowers. (Ex. Poppy flowers make opiates) its been an ongoing joke that this guy I'm talking too would take me to see a movie called coccaine bear and bring me coccaine flowers ans now I just want a drug themed bouquet of flowers and I need help lol

#flowers #botanical #science side help me #science side of tumblr #poppy flower #coccaine bear #coccaine #i dont use drugs #drug flowers would be funny tho #sorry not sorry #i just really want to know how we would get cocaine flowers (legally)

[plutesboots]

Idk how I can still be surprised when the edibles I got help with the migraines

i mean it's well documented but. Still.

#dw they're legal here #drugs content #too fancy weed store abandoned for less fancy weed store with the trans furry cashiers #9 bucks for a dozen gummies is pretty good tho #my tolerance is shit so I cut em up #time to be sooo out of it for a while lol

[charonte-simi]

This is irrelevant now that I finally landed a job but even the fucking gas station rejected my application that I submitted a couple weeks ago. What the actual fuck is up with this town

My friend assured me that like, everyone was hiring and it was real easy to get work here but every single app I've submitted (I think I did 10 total?) was either rejected or flat out ignored.

I'm so fucking thankful that the one company is actually taking me on but I'm now so fucking nervous about the possibility of losing it for who knows what reason (thanks unnecessary anxiety brain) and having to job hunt again. This shit suuuucked

#simi speaks #im worried about future drug testing #cause if im made to run the forklifts that could be an issue for me #pots gonna be legal in a month tho so im really fucking hoping they wont test for that

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Living in Portland is fucking crazy man I walked outside and there was a guy in seven inch heels and a mink fur coat handing out pamphlets for his plan to legalize all drugs.

#wtf is this #Portland man #it was kinda funny #he was fabulous tho ngl #I wanna steal his heels #I didn’t have the heart to tell him the best drugs are already legal #nothing beats marijuana man #except maybe getting a haircut #that shit feels good #funny #shitposting #gay #tumblr memes

[therealnoodleman]

I will say this! Sapnap may usually be horny, but he’s always sweet about it 🥰

#I love him!!! #not enough to legalize drugs again tho #it’s my literal one bargaining chip

[mid-student-hannah]

teacher yesterday: anyone guess what the most common overdose we see in emergency is

everybody else:

everybody else: ...alcohol?

me: it's gonna be paracetamol isn't it

teacher: it's paracetamol

#HOW DID I GUESS #oh perhaps because it's easily obtainable??? and legal??? and easy to overdose on??? I could literally stop at shops anytime i liked and #grab enough to overdose on in one simple step. i wouldn't ofc but i Could #anyway i also learned yesterday that one of my medications is a very common overdose med so that's fun #i looked up symptoms of an overdose tho and it seems to just send you into a coma and is not lethal usually so that's fine #and anyway im fine #i just occasionally remember how i Get It in a way most of the others don't seem to #still not over the comment said teacher made a few weeks ago that if he had major depressive he'd just go straight to ECT #like sir that has SO many side effects you are Being Wrong to us and Misrepresenting #also he was being mildly superior about never having experienced major depressive and i was simultaneously like Well it's not so bad and #also You don't get it #tw suicide #ig #anyway it was confirmed to me (class about alcohol and other drugs/substance use) why i should never EVER touch alcohol #it's pretty easy for it to go overboard esp as a woman #and also it's typically a depressant so #hannah studies mh

[psychoticwillgraham]

work is having their extremely late xmas party today after the routes are done so there’s that. normally it’s about three hours long so halfway through I just know my social battery is gonna run out so :/

#and the only bitch there that hates me is gonna be at it #and she already bitched about a kitchen staff girl being allowed to go #bc she’s having a lot of legal trouble regarding her addict bf #that she got pinned for despite her not actually doing drugs #and custody issues #and this woman legit believes that addicts aren’t people #which is partly why she hates me even tho I was just an alcoholic #she also despises my very existence bc im trans and also a drag performer #i have a bad feeling that she’s gonna start shit at the party with me

[scottpilgrim4everr]

This was probably the strangest Mardi Gras I’ve ever had.

#CW FOR DRUG USE. (the gummies are legal in my state!!) #cw drugs #I tried a cbd gummi today. that was probably the worst experience of my life. #I was hyper aware of everything happening in my body and completely numb at the same time. I hated it 😭 #my old man never told me one of the side effects was phycosis. I didn’t handle it well. :( #I felt like I wasn’t in my own body. I felt like I was watching myself and everyone around me was mad at me. :(((( #the feeling when I gained back my consciousness was better tho. I just don’t wanna experience getting there again. #I’m probably never gonna try it again. that was horrifying to me. #life

[cinnabeat]

the solution obviously is going to be to make high quality prints of all the cards so i can physically have them in my hands and soothe the itch

#is that legal am i allowed to do that #deadass tho having them physically in hand would absolutely scratch the need to pull for them cuz then i can see them whenever with my own t #two god damn eyes instead of the shaky notion that theyre In My Photo Livrary #what i really need is sleep but clearly thats not happening #i didnt do my lit hw again #please imagine the biggest longest loudest most annoying sigh in the fucking world rn #im blaming my cat #every since he got sick i have been Thrown Off #michi tag #concrete fulgencio floripondio my beloved (derogatory) #rest assured his legal name is concrete but my mom added the last two #ive been told it was the spanish names for some of the seven dwarves in snow white #but when i googled the last one to make sure i spelled it right it autofilled with such lovely choices as flowers poison and drugs #so :) #my mom likes giving long names #im different i just call him a bitch #i forgot i was lamenting ant prsk cards #actually on second thought i dont think anyone had every been reassured that my cats name is concrete #they always give me an odd look and its like wow rude #yes thats my sons name no i dont know how i came up with it #genuienly i think i was just staring at the very smooth concrete floor while trying to come up with a name #at the shelter and absentmindedly doing word association with my eyeballs #and did have a great many predetermined names to choose from bht nome of them matched #i very nearly named him dirt btw bc im very uncreative but even then i was like if i had to shout DIRT NO in public id lose my will to live #so clearly mercy exists somewhere in me #but not FOR me since evidentally im still awake and talking

[abra-ka-dammit]

i was reminiscing on a brand of weed vapes that had such amazing flavors that it made vaping Too Good and wondered why they suddenly went off the market and then i realized. oh. it had added flavors, which means it was one of the ones giving ppl shit like popcorn lung. so then i reminisced on how i coulda been one of those ppl who tells u vaping is bad for u bc it gives u popcorn lung (ignorantly--it's flavorings that are the issue, look up why its called popcorn lung) and am glad i could rarely find those in dispensaries around where i lived

edibles dont work for focus yknow

#a good sativa vape does tho #i cough a lot from vaping but its not my lungs #its bc the heat burns my throat and irritates it so i create a buncha phlegm in response #which i then have to try to hack out in order to properly breathe again #'why do u still vape if it gives u such issues?' u may ask #and the answer is #bitch weed is legal in az and im gonna lavish in that after a lifetime of never Doing Drugs lest i get arrested #if i die early of respiratory issues ill go out how i lived.....stoned asf

[alatar-and-pallando]

the "can't find a hookup for shrooms" to "become your friends' hookup for shrooms" pipeline

#they're legal where i live fear not #tho only legalized recently so there's not really a formal structure for acquiring them #turns out growing mushrooms is actually rly fun #satisfies the mad scientist part of my brain #drugs cw

[milo-is-rambling]

Applied to work at my fave gas station :P

#waiting for the rejection tbh #they very clearly say that they drug test. like over and over do they say that they drug test #but I have a medical card now so I should be okay? but also in Florida they can legally still say no to me working there even tho I have a #med card for a disibilty #but like hope they're chill and cool about it cause I'd hate to do all the interview processes and then get rejected when they drug test me #cause I only smoke weed i don't do anything else so like hire me plz #and it's a 24 hour gas station so I could work night time :) #I hope i get it