#late night shifts

[awesomedurraworld]

Hot take, Agent Twilight does know that Yor is an assassin, but chooses not to address it because he loves her and their daughter-

#spy x family #sxf #anya forger #loid forger #yor briar #he knows #Because #HE IS A SMART MAN OKAY?? #YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THE BEST SPY #IN THE WORLD #CANT SEE #THAT HIS WIFE IS AN assassin? #He loves her #He accepts her #The dark cloree dresses #late night shifts #Band aids over hand?? #I mean #THEY ARE A MATCH

[eclipsedsuns]

spotify users: what is the current title of your daylist and what are the first three songs?

#mine is #mountain music dark academia sunday late night #motion sickness by phoebe bridgers #night shift by lucy dacus #writer in the dark by lorde #shut up carley #*greatest hits

[bread--quest]

It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.

👁️ nvcr-official

Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!

👁️ nvcr-official

To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.

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🦉 dark-owl-records

CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER

hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic

keep reading

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Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this

🦉 dark-owl-records

L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash

🙈 seesomethingsaynothing Follow

Isn't Cecil literally gay?

🦉 dark-owl-records

he's homophobic

🪼 jeebyfish Follow

he has a husband...

🦉 dark-owl-records

yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it

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🤫 cecils-private-blog

Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((

👁️ nvcr-official

Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url

🤫 cecils-private-blog

HOW DID YOU SEE THIS

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🏜️ sandeater Follow

tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk

🦂 scorpiansscuttle Follow

op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn

☁️ average-weather-enjoyer Follow

fake story :/

📚 isurvivedthesummerreadingprogram

No it's true I was there

🚂 traintonowhere Follow

TAMIKA FLYNN??

🏜️ sandeater Follow

what the fuck is happening on my post

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👁️ nvcr-official

can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is

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🐚 mariella-shella

Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!

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omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!

🐚 mariella-shella

i miss me too

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😎 Anonymous asked: Response to the homophobic allegations?

🎙️ cecilpalmer

Huh??

🎙️ cecilpalmer

@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?

👁️ nvcr-official

uhhhh dont worry about it buddy

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🧤 missy-mittens Follow

hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo

🧤 missy-mittens Follow

oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post

☁️ glowcloudapologist Follow

how's it going op

🧤 missy-mittens Follow

i miss my family

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🐚 mariella-shella Follow

hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol

🥔 potato-enthusiast Follow

you were really hot

🐚 mariella-shella Follow

FUCK YEAHHHHHH

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🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)

🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

i'm not calling it that sorry

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

What??? Why??

🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

just kind of sucks. as a name

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

?????????

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⬜️ kentuckymeatshower_deactivated11051983

what does this mean....

🌌 cece-xeze Follow

another great post from huntokar herself

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🌲 little-miss-ectoplasm Follow

you don't like pine cliff? 👻 oo ooo?

👁️ nvcr-official

NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP

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😁 the-happy-smiler Follow

Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!

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#fake tumblr #fan: weird little town #i hope you all like this one i came up with it during a slow shift a few nights back and have been carefully crafting it to perfection #boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i invent fake tumblr posts on company time. as they say #unreality #< jic #wow look something original!! #im not maintagging this one im letting it find its own way in the world #go my little post. be free #long post #edit: FUCK I FORGOT NOTE COUNTS ON SOME OF THEM. EDITED THOUGH IT MAY BE TOO LATE

[salty-an-disco]

I get why people see Shifting Mound and the Princess, per se, as separate entities, but I just can’t agree lmao

Specifically, the default Princess, the one you meet at the cabin. She’s full of possibilities, facet so malleable you can see it changing it even on Chapter 1.

To me, that’s Shifting Mound at her core. Possibilities personified, incredibly malleable, well-spoken even when unsure of her own nature. That’s her core, no wonder she becomes the heart by the end of it, she was always what held Shifting Mound together. That’s why constantly refusing to even interact with her makes Shifty fall apart.

She’s nothing without your perception, and she can only be perceived through her core.

As for the hands at the edges? Those are simply scattered thoughts (unilluminated and without a form to take hold of), they only become Shifting Mound once they have a vessel to speak through. Without the vessels, they remain incomplete. Possibilities of everything she could be left to wander aimless.

You can’t separate Shifting Mound from the Princess because the Princess is a part of Shifting Mound and a part of Shifting Mound is the Princess.

#I get that the way Shifty talks about the vessels can make it seem they’re wholly separate #but I see it more as someone reminiscing on their old self #the person I was when I was 14 isn’t me anymore. but I used to be the #*them #and they helped mold who I am today #slay the princess #the shifting mound #stp princess #stp meta #sal rambles #yeah. let’s drop a meta this late into the night right before going to sleep lmao

[updatingranboo]

ranaltboo tweet!! a little late, this is in 15 minutes!!!

#ranboo #ranboo update #twitter update #ranaltboo tweet #slimecicle #long drive #sorry for being late admin worked night shift last night i Just woke up

[service4cops]

Nights are the best time to find a horny cop who’s been brewing all week and is in serious need of some midnight service. 

Lead the way Officer.

#night shift #stroke of midnight #late night #nightshift #midnight release #midnight service #he knows what he wants #you're right on time #follow me #lead the way #fully balls #brewing all week #he's looking forward to this #he's gonna enjoy this

[freaky-flawless]

It was a certain baddie's birthday yesterday!!!🌙🎂🥩🐾🐺

#monster high #monster high fanart #clawdeen wolf #cleo de nile #toralei stripe #image described #sorry its a day late #ended up working a longer shift at work than expected after not getting any sleep the night before #also probably definitely have covid again #and i just had a devastating death in minecraft my life is in shambles #my art #sabz art #anyway always a delight to draw clawdeen with her two ghoulfriends who hate each other

[tazmiilly]

#scribbles #gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #late night doodles despite my early shift yayyy

[flufflecat]

Got to stolen century in my relisten and started tearing up at work because of magnus carving the duck. Just me in the back room, crying over the dish sink for normal reasons.

#the adventure zone #taz balance #taz #it gets me every time #I was anticipating that scene all shift #and wanted to leave before I got to it bc I knew I would start crying and didn't want to cry at work ahfkahfkka #unfortunately I had to stay an hour and a half late bc yayyy labor day #I also started tearing up at merle with the church of fungston. for some reason. #merle has never really made me that emotional before but I guess now in my old age I'm more struck by his love of life #i understand you better now merle. as a twenty-something I really see the appeal in being able to love life despite the hardships #(this is a joke. I am almost 24 and do not think I'm old) #(I do find merles brand of optimism very good nowadays though. I also have a zest for life and a need to complain about things) #I managed to not cry at the lup and Barry duet though which I am quite proud of #probably bc I spent like half an hour watching lup animatics last night and got my tears out then #I'm having a normal time #normal as hell #most people probably cry over podcasts at their grocery store job #I think that's a standard experience #especially when those podcasts are from 7 years ago and you're still not over them #standard #fluffle talks

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and #Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like #Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know???? #The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames #‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras #The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras #One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a #Weird late staff meeting #The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else #Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh #But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going #On in here #One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find #Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later #Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc #Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’. #Cam has to survive the masked intruder #eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier #Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex #Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh #Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon…. #I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn

[wereh0gz]

My favorite thing is characters turning into monsters (horrifying)

My second favorite thing is characters turning into monsters but having to go on about their lives as usual, meaning they have to do normal things while looking like a monster (silly)

#ramblings #i'm imagining werehog doing normal everday things #like reading on the couch. or sitting at the table at vanilla's dinner and being scolded for putting his elbows on it #or going on a late night snack run #can you imagine being a cashier working the night shift at a 24 hour convenience store #and this 4'1“ fluffy freak that looks like a porcupine mixed with a werewolf comes up with a bunch of chips and soda and stuff like that #like how do you deal #this is really funny to me right now idk why #he just looks very silly in my mind

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Anyone else who writes SaMS angst have a playlist of the most painful episodes they put on to write biblically accurate angst or is that just me?

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #sun and moon show #sams #snoweytrashposts #snoweytalks #snoweyrambles #snoweyrants #my random bullshit #late night post #for me? #technically? #for me it’s late night #because overnight shift #take it or leave it #hello all you early ass risers #don’t mind the local vampire

[ask-the-invincible-crew]

Burt, you might want to rethink that.

#Markiplier #iswm #in space with markiplier #Gunther #celci #burt #Gunther b gunnerson #Celci f kelvina #main #ask-the-invincible-crew #Scheeze art #mack #late post for tdy i was working the night shift at work HAHA

[scribblediana]

Long day at Luna Nova

#lwa #Little Witch Academia #my little witch academia #lwa diana #diana cavendish #i drew this after 10 hours shift of work #im very tired #Diana is my way of expressing how tired i feel #remember when i said i was gonna work on updating #the blog today? #that was a lie #im way too tired #it seems i only post late at night now #oh yeah fun fact i used genshin as a ref for the room #how idk

[realistically-shifting]

Maybe I should just start assuming that I’m always grounded in my dr

#late night thoughts #its 4am and Ive been staring #at this paper FOREVER #shiftblr #reality shifting #shifting realities #desired reality #black shifters #shifting #shifting reality #shifting community #shifting script #black reality shifter

[service4cops]

It's late but he gets it . . . usually nightly and that's fine by me.

#night shift #late night