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x-mensirens · 23 hours

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"Aren't you with them?"

"Don't insult me!"

#Rogue #Kitty Pryde #Lance Alvers #Todd Tolanksy #X-Men Evolution #X-Men Evo #X-Men #Marvel #The Stuff Of Villains #Pietro Maximoff #Fred Dukes #The Brotherhood #loves it #Rogue calls lance “BOY”#get him!#Shadowcat #gifs #gif set

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toytle · 10 months

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everything abt this is outdated but ykw. tag yourself anyway, i’m jean and fred

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mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation

fuzzy elf (kurt): 1) tries to be hip with the kids (is a kid) 2) honorary catboy 3) fingerguns his way out of situations

:3 (kitty): 1) impulsive shopper 2) livetweets everything 3) says ‘omg’ and ‘ttyl’ outloud 4) bakes muffins for her friends! they are inedible!

skater boi (evan): 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (undiagnosed adhd) 2) steals food off his friends' plates 3) PARKOUR!

e-girl blueprint (rogue): 1) hopeless romantic 2) only child AND middle child energy 3) knows the best thrifting spots

“””team leader””” (lance): 1) tries a lot, fails a lot 2) anger is default emotion 3) probably named his car betty or smth

actual team leader (pietro). 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (unmedicated adhd) 2) causes problems on purpose 3) motivated by attention

toad (todd): 1) thinks he's just soo funny. well, he is. 2) hasn't showered in a month 3) stays out of drama but Will grab the popcorn

bombshell blonde (tabitha): 1) self-loathing vs superiority complex: fight! 2) flirts with friends 3) parties to avoid being alone with her thoughts

scarlet bitch (wanda): 1) hates authority figures 2) cuts her own hair. and clothes. 3) in a constant state of overstimulation 4) deserves to snap tbh

hey it’s (fred)!: 1) cries easily 2) would literally murder for friends 3) treats plushies like living creatures

professor clean (xavier): 1) “hello el gee bee tee que community" 2) adopts every child he sees 3) knows everything and yet nothing at all

grrrr (logan): 1) that sounds like a you problem." 2) acts like he hates kids but tacks their drawings to the fridge 3) believes that violence is the answer

weather report (ororo): 1) everyone's bisexual awakening 2) has high expectations for everyone, including herself 3) live laugh love 😊😊😊 or else

mr beast but like actually (hank): 1) god, i could really use a drink." *makes chamomile tea* 2) longs to be a smooth rock basking in the sun 3) gives unwarranted life lessons

another blue one (mystique): 1) #girlboss 2) “gay rights but only for me" 3) loves her son but will dropkick other children

magnum dong (magneto): 1) heterophobic 2) "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" 3) does not love his son AND will dropkick other children

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thattripleabattery · 5 months

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#xmen evolution #x men evolution #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #rogue #anna marie #kitty pryde #shadowcat #lance alvers #avalanche #logan howlett #wolverine #ororo munroe #storm #text post #memes #meme

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fun-k-boards · 5 months

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New X-Men: Evolution plot idea -

Mystique gets sent to court for tax evasion and the brotherhood need to defend her in court. This doesn't make any sense legally. But I can do what I want.

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readingbatfamficsat3am · 4 months

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You can decide which one is which…

#xmen evolution #brotherhood of mutants #xmen #magneto #lance alvers #pietro maximoff #wanda maximoff #toad #the blob #they’re all dumb and gremlins if we’re being honest

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marissi-mo · 1 year

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You can really tell who my favorite group of trouble makers is...

#x-men evolution #toad #avalanche #quicksilver #scarlet witch #todd tolansky #lance alvers #wanda maximoff #The Blob #fred dukes #the brotherhood #pietro maximoff #mo art

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zyalahdoodles · 7 months

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Brotherhood of Mutants redraw. I surprisingly had the hardest time coming up with Lance’s look. I think I made him look WAY too old, my Lance is deffo not into Kitty….oooh should I do a Kitty screenshot next?

#xmen #xmen evolution #x men evolution #wanda maximoff #pietro maximoff #lance alvers #fred dukes #todd tolansky #brotherhood of evil mutants #screencap redraw #redraw #redesign

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solidsmax · 10 months

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X-MEN EVOLUTION 2.09 | Joyride

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altoace · 10 months

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I love X-Men Evo, and I have hundreds of incorrect quotes saved. I love all of these dumb teens (as well as Logan and Ororo) very much.

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Scott: No, I’ll tell you what the problem is! The problem is—

Lance: {holds his breath and covers his ears}

Scott: Great, that’s just what your brain needs. Less oxygen.

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Pietro: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying?

Pietro: Imagine if people did that to other people? I would’ve been dead years ago!

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Rogue: Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Kurt, during training: Hey, who wants to see an impression of my mother?

Scott: Kurt, no.

*Kurt teleports out of the room*

Scott: KURT, NO!

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Scott: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Kurt: Plane tickets?

Evan: Concert tickets?

Kitty: Prostitution?

Scott, eyes closed, holding his shades: Glasses.

— — — — —

Lance: {walks in}

Todd and Fred: {making horse noises at each other}

Lance: {walks out}

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Tabitha: Every now and then, I like to do as I’m told just to confuse people.

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Kitty: {running away from mutants working for Magneto while on the phone}

Scott: Where are you?!

Kitty: I don’t know! You tell me!

Scott: Any sort of notable sign or something?!

Kitty: Umm…staircase!

Scott:

Scott: Anything else? Like a room name?! Any item that’s unique?!

Kitty: Fire extinguisher!

Rogue, muttering under her breath: She’s gonna die…

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Kurt: When life gives you lemons—

Rogue: Squeeze them in people’s eyes.

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Evan: Someday, in the distant future, people will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”.

Kitty: So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

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Wanda: Can you pass the pepper?

Todd: What’s the ~magic word~?

*Wanda begins chanting*

Pietro, panicking: JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOD

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Xavier: I admit, I was wrong to give up on you all so quickly.

The Brotherhood: Good.

Xavier: However—

The Brotherhood: No, no however. Just be wrong. Just live in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

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Lance: Where’s the yogurt? I thought you went to the store?

Pietro: {incoherent mumbling}

Lance: Huh?

Pietro: IT WAS ON THE TOP SHELF

Lance:

Pietro: I COULDN’T REACH IT

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*at the zoo*

Lance: So, what are they in for?

Kitty: This isn’t prison.

Lance: So they can leave?

Kitty: Well, no but—

Lance, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed somebody.

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Xavier: Do you know why I chose you as my first student?

Scott: I assumed you lost a bet.

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Scott: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Evan: “Best smile”.

Kurt: “Nicest personality”.

Kitty: “Most likely to start a bar fight”.

Rogue: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one”.

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Jean: Evan, if we get out of this alive, I will kill you.

Evan: So what’s my incentive to live?

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Kurt: Are you a morning person or an evening person?

Scott: If I’m lucky, I get a good few minutes in during the middle of the day.

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Scott: Sorry I’m late. I broke down on my way here.

Rogue: Is your car okay?

Scott: Car?

Rogue:

The X-Men:

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Lance: Mystique is gonna try and have you killed.

Scott: I can’t say that surprises me.

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Kurt, about Tabitha: I don’t know what she’s planning, but I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal.

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Pietro: Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?

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Todd: Why are only roosters allowed to start the day screaming?

Lance: Because we live in the same house and I will murder you.

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Scott: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.

Wanda: What club?

Rogue: The hating Magneto club.

Wanda:

Wanda: The fuck? I should be the leader of that club.

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Kitty: Guys! Logan just fell down the stairs!

Ororo: And what did he say?

Kitty: Should I skip the swearing?

Ororo: Yes.

Kitty: Then he fell in silence.

#x men #x men evolution #scott summers #jean grey #kitty pryde #rogue #evan daniels #kurt wagner #ororo munroe #tabitha smith #xmen evolution #lance alvers #todd tolansky #fred dukes #pietro maximoff #wanda maximoff #incorrect xmen quotes #I love these dumb children dearly

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cocoabubbelle · 11 months

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gigawatt-conduit · 19 days

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Rewatching x-men evolution and it’s so funny how much those kids are ready to throw hands with the brotherhood at the drop of a hat. All it takes is one look in the hallway and Scott’s ready to drop kick Lance down the stairs 😭

#x men evolution #x-men #marvel #marvel animation #scott summers #cyclops #lance alvers #avalanche

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toytle · 10 months

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old x-men evo comic from years ago, redacted some of the dialogue bc i hadn’t gotten the hang of scripting yet </3

surprised to see how much of it held up tho! if for nothing else, it’s nice to archive for memory’s sake at least

#x-men #x-men evolution #tabitha smith #todd tolansky #lance alvers #pietro maximoff #fred dukes #brotherhood of evil mutants #marvel #dandoodles #tbh the entire thing makes me cringe #but this phase of my life makes me so nostalgic it’d feel wrong to keep it buried #i hope younger me is proud!#i’ve missed these little guys

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zeddpool · 7 months

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No idea what the ship name is for this, but I had such a clear image of this in my head, I had to draw it

#Marvel #X Men #X Men Evolution #Scott Summers #Lance Alvers #Cyclops #Avalanche #Scott x Lance #Scott/Lance #Cyclops x Avalanche #Cyclops/Avalanche #My Art

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fun-k-boards · 5 months

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Okay so we know I love Todd Tolansky but LANCE ALVERS?? MY MAN! I HAVE A MASSIVE CRUSH ON HIM AND KITTY, CALL ME BASIC IDC.

Also I'd just like to say I'm so pissed off with how they did Gambit, his hair, his outfit, his powers, HIS ACCENT. I'm SO ANNOYED. They RUINED this man. THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY. THEY DE-YASSIFIED HIM!!

#gambit #remy lebeau #todd tolansky #lance alvers #avalanche #toad #xmen #x-men #x men #xmen evolution #x men evolution #x-men evolution #x-men: evolution #kitty pryde #shadowcat

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lovecatsys · 1 year

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every time the Brotherhood did something "evil" without Mystique or Magneto pulling the strings, it was because they wanted money for food or for stable living conditions. just saying

#x men evolution #x-men: evolution #the brotherhood of mutants #the brotherhood of evil mutants #marvel #todd tolansky #lance alvers #frederick dukes #fred dukes #pietro maximoff #wanda maximoff #they are a bunch of poor teenagers with little to no adult supervision who all come from traumatic or poverty stricken childhoods #like. can nobody seriously see the evil manipulatiob that is going on on mystique and magnetos part #and the pure classism going on on professor x's part

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thattripleabattery · 5 months

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Rogue: no matter what I do no one at school wants to be friends with me

Kitty: yeah I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who no one likes?

Kitty: HEY LANCE!

Lance: first of all, how dare you

#xmen evolution #x men evolution #rogue #anna marie #kitty pryde #shadowcat #avalanche #lance alvers #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect xmen evolution quote #source: Mao Mao

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