#kurtie pie

[fallevs]

Or should I say ✨️kurtie pie✨️

#supreme meme #kurt hummel meme #kurtie pie #i had time to waste...

[toph3r-marshmell00w]

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Hewo!! ☆

I'm topher! I also go by toph, tophie or marshmellow :33 I'm a British, scemo, furry artist! Also a self proclaimed, nerd and geek! I will post my art, reblog, moodboards, random opinions, maybe even use this blog as a little journal! Another thing, I am the biggest tophfucius shipper, I will defend them with my life 🙏

My pronouns are he/thon/they/ze/xe + any neos ^^ do NOT use she/her or it/it's on me. It makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

I am genderfluid + xenos! I am pansexual as well as aegosexual!! :3 I am ambiamorous ^w^

I am in many fandoms, for example we haveeee my fav rn, clone high!! Then we have others like fbacc, fnaf, yfm, eddsworld, sandersides, furry, vocaloid, total drama(minor), MLP, South Park, SML, Invader Zim, FRED figglehorn, welcome home(minor), super Mario, smiling friends, hunter x hunter, rick and Morty(minor), tally hall, horrible histories, football (+ 442oons, I'm also a Bayern Munich supporter!!:33), and probably more I can't remember!! XD But I'll mostly be posting about clone high!! ^^

If you'd like to play games with me, I'm up 4 it but i don't play roblox (srry roblox players) , I used to but I'm more interested in minecraft ^w^ I play both java and bedrock! :DD

My music taste mostly consists of scene music of course as well as emo! Sometimes I like to listen to hyperpop, rock, metal, fangame/fandom music, music boxes(mostly the fnaf music boxes), game soundtrack, vocaloid, music from the old internet and sometimes weird al!! :DD I also have a soft spot for shakira (aka my wife/hj <33)

WHOOP WHOOP!! I'm also a juggalo! :33 my fav song from ICP is confederate flag! ^_^

I have quite a few favorite youtubers! These include, FRED (ofc) , memeulous, Danny Gonzalez, drew gooden, Kurtis Conner, tomska, markiplier, jacksepticeye, saberspark, Flamingo, one topic, TUV, messyourself, imallexx, willNE, James marriott and MUCH more!

I am very very VERY interested in history, I love it so much! Everything from the stone age to the 2010s! I love it!! I do hours of research, make powerpoints, factfiles, read about it etc!

I am also quite interested in things like world cups (precisely the 2014 world Cup), Maned wolves and lop bunnies, graphic novels and space! I love doing research about them and picking up random facts + key info about them! If anyone would like to hear me ramble about em please dm I AM BEGGINGGGG <33 I'll also listen to you ramble aswell :33

In total, I have 6 collections: badges/pins, posters, plushies, figures, stickers and cans! ^^

Other random stuffffzz!!

I'm a multi shipper and I ship like anything except proships :3 Though for clone high, I don't really like joanabe, Joanfk, candidworth, jfgogh (I don't get this ship I'm sorry) and harrucius (I mean it's cute but it's just not 4 me ^_^) My fav ships are tophfucius, tophabe(pls don't bully me 😭), joanrriet, Vanceaser, jfabe, butlertron x scudworth (I dunno the ship name 😔), kahlopatra, tommatt, paultryck, poly Martians, scutters (Scott malkinson x butters, one of my fav rarepairs <33), tophdi, jfucius, harold x leshawna, harold x Ezekiel, Ezekiel x Justin, Noah x Cody and like so much more ships that I can't even remember TwT

I'm a copinglink! My copinglinks are topher bus(CH), benatar (YFM) and tom(EW)!! Copinglinks are a coping mechanism to deal with stress, trauma, or other issues by identifying as someone / something knowingly, willingly, and actively! :3

Kinlist!! :

Top kins: Topher bus, Gandhi(CLONEHIGH!!) , pip pirrup, benatar, puff puff, tom (EW), Confucius(CLONEHIGH!!), pinkie pie and Heidi Turner!!

kins: Matt, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, axel chains, joan of arc(CLONE HIGH SEASON 1), van Gogh(CLONEHIGH!!), JFK(again CLONE HIGH!!), stan marsh, Cody and harold(TD) and Kyle(fbacc)!!

Forgot to mention but Im a shifter :3 (current DR is clone high :D)

OHHH ANDDDDD my birthday is 27th Feb! ^^ so erm that's cool :DD

Here's some of my art!

BOUNDARIES AND DNI LIST‼️

DNI LIST!

・basic DNI criteria (homophobes, transphobes racists, ped0s etc)

・PROSHIPPERS AND COMSHIPPERS.

・People who ship irl people.. That's just weird.

・people who bully/send death threats over ships..

・Anti-xenogenders.

・n@z1s

・ableists

・People I know irl.

・AI artists

・anti-furrys

BOUNDARIES!

・ Idm how old you are, you can interact but if you are above the age of 21 please don't dm me or become close. I have bad experience with people 20+ but idm if they interact or reblog or whatever just as long as they don't try to get close.

・I AM A MINOR‼️ please be aware of that when talking to me.

・If you need someone to talk to/vent to I'm here! ^^ but please ask before venting. Also remember that I am not a therapist and I won't be able to respond to all your vents. Another thing, don't just use me to vent. I'm not your own personal therapist that will help you with your problems :/ if venting is all you want to do with me then you are blocked.

・ do NOT use fem terms on me. Only masc or gender neutral :3

・I have a fear of ladybugs/ladybirds. Please do not bring them up or send photos of them or anything like that, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable, unsafe, anxious and very scared.

・As an artist, I do not like people reposting my art on other apps. I don't care if credit is given i am still incredibly uncomfortable. If you'd like to use my art for a profile picture or anything as such (like that'll ever happen) please ask :)

・DO NOT STEAL OR TRACE MY ART.

Thank you so much 4 reading!! I hope i can make some friends or mutuals! :DD

I hope everyone has a wonderful day/night!! Remember to stay hydrated and take care of yourself <33 love y'all!!/p :33

#intro post #tophfucius #clone high #scene #gay furry #furry anthro #scene kid #scene art #sillyposting #pleasebmf #Bmf #2000s scene #scene boy #geek #nerd

[realhankmccoy]

fuck Kurt Cobain. Led Zeppelin were not sexist and I think Kurty Pie was just making up some bulllshit — much like Trump

would later do — about the opposition to make himself look good.

what’s he mad about, Lemon Pie? I haven’t seen any Zepplein song I have a problem with, even Custard Pie. Kurt sang ‘rape me’ because he thought it was funny and nietzschean to make rape about him, the man. You’re not being raped, baby boy, nor are you being lynched — nor are you picking cotton on plantation and you can’t fool me.

what zeppelin is doing is out of the blues anyhow. Kurt is basically being a white guy who’s furious at the black man for singing about sex I guess.

what a spoiled racist fuckface but I guess he though the black man was on tap for him as a token anyway

as far as That Zep song avour Lemojbaom lemon somethin it’s not as sexist as Kurt’s songs about how women are the reason the male are killing maleself

the sexist singing about his dick was him

And he had to internalize America’s Puritanism and go play with guns and act like people singing about sex was naughty

whatever dude you sung about how women are the death of man to get off the hook for your own addiction and poor choice in a wife

What a selfish whiny fuck he was right about being a whiner in his suicide note. I actually don’t mind the whining (he had internalized the oppressor and declared whining to be bad) I mean whining from an almost universally lauded rich is pretty annoying but I do mind the selfish capitalist rat climbing up selfishly and ‘strongly’ through the maze and still not being happy with what it gets I mean come on

Kurt should have been ladling a little more soup

and changing socks in a homeless shelter

would have done him good.

#Kurt cobain #nircana #Nirvana #led zeppelin

[violet-is-under-ur-bed1]

intro -_-

INTRODUCTION!!!! :3

Hello!!! I'm Z but I go by other names like violet, Vicky, V. My pronouns are they/them or she/her!!

I'm bisexual and extremely sleep deprived!!

THINGS I &lt; 3!!

•Mcr, ptv, sws, p!atd, cobra starship, underoath, all time low, we the kings, s3rl, the academy is.., cute is what we aim for (+ more)

•creepypasta (hyperfixation)

•ouran host club

•mlp 2010!!

•animal jam

•msp / Webkinz

• bugs

•invader zim

•ryan ross (me)

•Patrick stump

•pete wentz

•vic fuen(tits)

•tony perry

•gerard way (my girlfriend💗💗💗)

•ray toro (me)

•mikey way and frank iero (my wife's)

•absolute nerd 4 star wars (don't worry I don't rant abt it)

•scott pilgrim

•wattpad, reddit, ao3, tumblr addict

•twilight / vampire diaries

•skeleanimals

•weird mustache obsession

•random 2000s enthusiast

•sharks

•toki doki

• Twilight & Fluttershy (+ pinkie pie) luver

• batman

•pokemon

•i shit myself so hard whenever I see smut (no hate to people who read smut💗)

•monster high

•a literal fashionista

•Comics! (I luv DC)

•My littlest pet shop

•i love head cannons 💗💗 (there so funny for no reason?!??)

•Im pretty quiet in general but when you get to know me I literally won't shut up

•i love horror movies (sci-fi, but not originals idk how to feel abt them yet)

• leon kennedy and carlos😻😻😻

• i love video games (all i talk about)

• micheal cera

YOUTUBERS

•Kurtis Conner

•nickisnotgreen

•drew gooden

•Jarvis Johnson

•RAVON and LARRAY

•courtreezy

•izzzyzzz

•film cooper

•Chad Chad

•Sinjin drowning

•Jake Webber

•Johnnie Guilbert

•funkyfrogbait

•vereena

•dorisxchi

•flamingo

•Jordan Adika

•Martin

•Jenny Nicholson

DNI!😡😡💪💪🔥💯‼️

•Dream smp (dream pls dont touch me)

•pedos (🔞DONT TOUCH ME IM A MINOR🔞)

•Pro Shippers (some of you are okay but half of you ship minors and adults together)

Socials!!! :D

•reddit: nyancathybrid

•discord: i_am_the_2nd_kurtis_fan6743

•wattpad: Nyancat1234355445

•tiktok: violetmustdiex_x

•roblox: Rottonfinger

•spacehey: https://spacehey.com/profile?id= 1903654

urm.. anygay..

Q/A common questions!!

*"What's your favorite color?"* turquoise (Nuh uh)

*"What's your favorite drink and food?"* blood im a vampire

*"what is your favorite band?"* mcr😈😈🍆🙏💯‼️

*"What is your favorite type of flower?*" idk

*"If you could marry anyone you want, who would it be?"* urm no I have plmy pookies

*"What is your hair color?"* brown but I would like to dye it black and turquoise (nuh uh)

#creepypasta #pierce the veil #emo #Mark my freaking worms!! #Spotify

[pinkiepiesstimblog]

Hello everypony! Here's my Introduction!

Am I a pinkie pie irl/fictiv? : nope! This is a role-playing account!/pos

Are your requests open right now? : yep! C:

What are my interests? : well im glad you asked! (List of interests here) MarbleHornets sally face minecraft mlpfim twf analog horrors object shows vocaloid skullgirls everymanhybrid cat game owl house gravity falls bear*/bear alpha webkinz old games in general lego movie(s) villainous kurtis conner danny gonzalez drew gooden undertale delterune eddsworld creepypasta(non-toxic) cookie run kingdom/ovenbreak. and some others but that's most of em! C:

What's your dni list?(do not interact) : "insert an even longer list"

Proshipers comshipers dsmp fans pedophiles necrophiles toxic fans racist people homaphobes transphobes nazis anti neopronouns anti xenogenders abelists nsfw blogs transmeds transcums ppl who defend groomers radfems rapists kink blogs/nsfw blogs terfs. I might add on later but that's my dni for now!

Ok byeeeee 💗

#webkinz #MarbleHornets #everymanhybrid #stim blog #actually autistic #adhd #blehhhh #sally face #cat game #dsmp dni #drew gooden #danny gonzalez #kurtis conner #undertale #deltarune #lego movie #minecraft #mlp fim #mlp mym #cookie run #args #creepypasta #bear alpha #bear* roblox #retro studios #old video games #eddsworld #owl house #villainous #villanos

[sims3legacytypestuff]

The biggest birthday so far, Grayson's eighteenth birthday! If she wasn't already feeling old, now she had to acknowledge that her little boy was no longer a little boy, he wasn't even a boy, he was quickly becoming a man. To celebrate they had an entire day planned that started with a sibling pie eating contest at the fall festival before they headed off to party the night away later on.

the party was insane, Jenette and Marlo hired out the entire building and invited everyone they could think of. kurtis got to play songs of his own for people he had never met the turn out was amazing. Time to blow the candles out!! Once that was all said and done Grayson was now a fully grown adult ready to start his life.

#thebookofjenettecalvin

[farklelucas]

danny gonzalez, drew gooden, kurtis conner, ryan trahan, and cody ko are all basically the same person with slightly different energies, and yet i watch them all anyway

#danny gonzalez #drew gooden #kurtis conner #ryan trahan #cody ko #personal #shut your pie hole katie #the only difference is that all of them have big twnk energy except cody #and they're all like #different takes on the same person #you remember that jimmy neutron episode where all his personalities split up #and they were a bunch of different people #okay so they're like that #danny is the snarky one #drew is the wacky one #kurtis is the emotional one #ryan is the chaos-bringer #and cody is satan! #anyway that's it

[positivelyamazonian]

Some new sketches by the amazing @hydraballista of my OC, Anna Croft, Lara and Kurtis’ only daughter and a major character - tho not the only one - in my fanfics Tomb Raider: The Awakening and Tomb Raider: The Legacy.

Can’t wait to see more of her honestly!!!!

#ALL HAIL HYDRA #look at my cutie pie #Anna Croft #my oc #awesome fan art #hydraballista #WIP #sketches #traod sequel #fanfiction #tomb raider: the awakening #tomb raider: the legacy #tomb raider #lara croft #kurtis trent #lartis #also Anna was meant to be canon

[fragranceofdarkness]

Hey, do you have any music recs? Or book recs?? I’m trying to read more rn

ooo yeah! heres some music ive been listening to lately

bloody nose // jack conte

nights like these // the ghost club

in love with a creeper // danny gonzalez ft kurtis conner

as for books, i havent been reading much lately but i recently finished the song of achilles by madeline miller, and i think im gonna read after ever after by jordan sonnenblick (which is a sequel to drums, girls, and dangerous pie btw!)

~ sleepover asks! ~

#asks #s0livagant

[krakenbait]

kraken bait: so long and thanks for all the fish!

so... that happened.

the spectacle of the expansion draft was pretty fun- loved the boats, especially the one with the inflatable kraken, and some of the pick videos were nice, like the fish-throwing one and the octopus. i did not appreciate the devils slander (you guys have probably seen my very new jerseyan reaction by now), nor the fact that the dude emcee-ing has probably watched maybe two hockey games in his life (called the canes the “carolina panthers,” called them the “anaheim mighty ducks”).

the draft itself was another thing entirely. i am still very emotional about the kraken separating the superbuddies. i do not know if i will ever get over this. simultaneously, i have no idea who several of the dudes the kraken drafted are.

but those are things for another day. right now, i’m here to go over my kraken bait lists and see what i got right and what i didn’t! this is mostly based off kraken bait 3.5, but i’ll include some references to previous lists if it’s relevant. the actual pick will be bolded and my prediction will be in parentheses, but i’ll bold and italicize it if i got it right. reflection under the cut! (and bonus points if you know the reference in my title)

Anaheim Ducks: Haydn Fleury

i got it right! (he looked very good in the kraken jersey. just sayin’!)

Arizona Coyotes: Tyler Pitlick (Christian Fischer)

i have no idea who the hell tyler pitlick is. at least i recognized christian fischer’s name!

Boston Bruins: Jeremy Lauzon

that’s two! sorry casey

Buffalo Sabres: Will Borgen

that’s three! thanks to The Athletic

Calgary Flames: Mark Giordano

score four for kraken bait! i will be very, very surprised if he’s not the first captain in franchise history

Carolina Hurricanes: Morgan Geekie (Nino Niederreiter)

i have been all over the place on canes predictions. it was haydn fleury, but then he got traded (and then ended up on the kraken anyway). and then it was brock mcginn when i couldn’t think of any one, and then brady skjei according to kinga, and then niederreiter according to corwin when skjei got protected. i do like geekie though, so looking forward to seeing him in seattle!

Chicago: John Quenneville (Nikita Zadorov)

i don’t know who this guy is, aside from that he was drafted by the devils, and that still doesn’t help me much. i still think zadorov might have a chance to end up in seattle if he signs with the kraken, though.

Colorado Avalanche: Joonas Donskoi (JT Compher)

i said it in 3.5, it was always between compher or donskoi after ryan graves got traded. i predicted compher because he was a little younger and a little cheaper, but seattle took donskoi, the more consistent performer. i wish him luck with the kraken and hope his dog enjoys the pacific northwest!

Columbus Blue Jackets: Gavin Bayreuther (Dean Kukan)

who in the world is this?

Dallas Stars: Jamie Oleksiak

that’s five! also, for those of you who need to hear it: tall does not equal attractive

Detroit Red Wings: Dennis Cholowski (Vladislav Namestnikov)

no idea who this is. but the octopus reveal was very fun!

Edmonton Oilers: Adam Larsson (Tyson Barrie)

so i was right that the kraken would end up with a ufa defenseman from the oilers. i just picked the wrong defenseman.

Florida Panthers: Chris Driedger

that’s six! never realized how lanky chris driedger is until i saw him onstage at the expansion draft

Los Angeles Kings: Kurtis MacDermid (Olli Maata)

i never knew what to do with the kings. i feel like the kraken might have felt the same, because i have no idea who the hell this is.

Minnesota Wild: Carson Soucy (Kaapo Kakhonen)

it’s a name i recognize at least? but i’m very surprised that the kraken didn’t take kakhonen. the name pun was right there (kaapo krak-honen!), and i feel like he would have been the better option for a young, cheap goalie (more on that in a bit).

Montreal Canadiens: Cale Fleury (Philip Danault)

i’m happy the fleury bros are on the same team!

Nashville Predators: Calle Jarnkrok

calle jarn-kraken. “my boy calle.” i’m gonna leave it at that.

New Jersey Devils: Nathan Bastian (Andreas Johnsson)

do not talk to me.

New York Islanders: Jordan Eberle

that’s eight!

New York Rangers: Colin Blackwell

that’s nine!

Ottawa Senators: Joey Daccord (Chris Tierney)

the young, cheap goalie the kraken actually took. i kind of understand it because the sens were pretty barren, but as the armchair gm, i’d have gone for kakhonen over daccord.

Philadelphia Flyers: Carsen Twarynski (James van Riemsdyk)

who in the world is this?

Pittsburgh Penguins: Brandon Tanev (Zach Aston-Reese)

should have trusted my gut in the last round and picked tanev instead of keeping aston-reese. oh well. enjoy ghost-spotting in seattle!

San Jose Sharks: Alexander True (Ryan Donato)

i still don’t really know who this is, but resident seattle expert cass has informed me that he played juniors in seattle and scored a big winning goal for them. so welcome back, i guess.

St Louis Blues: Vince Dunn

that’s ten!

Tampa Bay Lightning: Yanni Gourde (Blake Coleman)

should have listened to ana on the gourde suggestion. i picked his linemate, so i guess i was kinda close?

Toronto Maple Leafs: Jared McCann (Travis Dermott) 

the leafs really traded for him for nothing 😂

Vancouver Canucks: Kole Lind (Zack MacEwen)

who in the world is this? and why does he spell his name with a k instead of a c

Washington Capitals: Vitek Vanecek

that’s eleven! and i’m two for three on goalies

Winnipeg Jets: Mason Appleton

“apple pie in a mason jar on skates” makes twelve!

and there you have it! i got 12 right out of 30 picks... which is a lot better than i expected, to be honest. if you were making expansion draft predictions, how many did you get? let me know, come talk about the expansion draft, or just drop by to say hi!

#seattle kraken #expansion draft #kraken bait

[axemetaphor]

wwwhats up its 430am I cant sleep and I dont think I've ever done an annoying headcanon ramble for jdate on here so here we fuckin goooo I'm on mobile but I'm gonna try my damnedest to do a read more and if it doesnt work and looks stupid well sue me

amy is the one routinely awake before the other two. I dont mean shes always the first one to wake up, but her back pain is more likely to have her up in the early hours of the morning. shes also the only one who has anything thay resembles q sleeping schedule of the three as john is just like, completely fucked in that department and Dave's insomnia/depression-sleeping fucks him over sometimes. basically amy Has A Brain and also lost likely schedules it so that she can be falling asleep as her pain pills take effect.

amy also is the one who's like fairly into self care stuff like fuckinuhhh face masks and shit—look, I dont inow jackshit about self care, but I mean amy strikes me as the kind of person to actually maintain her appearance in a fairly regular manner. john will just like "forget" to take care of himself and then just Be Decadent for a week and then "forget" again (either going on a bender or just actually being normal for once) and all dave knows of self care is "when I get the urge to eat an entire pie, and give into that urge, That is self care"

anyways Partially because of that I headcanon Dave gets acne like Pretty Much All The Time and hes just kinda stopped caring about it. amy gets acne Sometimes because it just like Happens. john is that one lucky motherfucker who just is somehow naturally immune. perpetually clear skin on this man. I hate him

also dave Kind Of strikes me as the kind of guy fuckign "3 in 1" shampoo is targeted towards the man just Does Not Care. other girlfriends have tried to get him into actually using different kinds of soaps and not just defaulting to "3 in 1 wherever I think soap should go" but its amy who actually succeeds in breaking this terrible habit hes had.

also I think that Despite his hair being described as frizzy and all that, John actually takes care of his hair. except for times when hes Less Than Functional. and also yknow when the world is fuckin ending but I doubt anyone really has time for a haircare routine when they gotta be fighting monsters and shit

amy again is just a normal person about hair. but shes the only one who can actually cut hair and tbqh I think she does it Pretty Well! shes no professional but shes not john either that's for sure (if you let john close to your head with scissors, well— it's your funeral, man)

this is completely projecting and also like totally Useless but I just think it would be funny if Dave has exploding head syndrome. if you donf know what that is it's a phenomenon-or-something where right when you're dropping off to sleep your brain just liek idk gets bored I guess? and comes up with some phantom Loud Noises to startle the shit out of you. it's great! and by 'great' I mean terribly annoying! but in general I think Dave is a Very restless sleeper so him suddenly flinching himself awake isnt exactly Abnormal.

amy sleeps like a normal human being Mostly, I think she Might be one of those sorts who likes to sleep curled up in the fetal position which is so very valid. she gets night terrors sometimes though because ✨trauma✨. the best way to comfort her with that is a tight hug cause I feel like her Main fear would be that shes all alone again and a hug sure does help people feel less alone I think,

john either starfishes out when he sleeps (also I headcanon he likes to sleep at least Partially on top of Dave and Dave only pretends to hate it) or grabs hold of something and clings to it tightly. hes a very light sleeper, though, and snaps awake at any loud noise or especially if he gets bumped into too strongly. this doesn't always play well with Dave's restlessness and tendency to Sleep Fight but they manage.

I feel like its fairly common to Assume john has tattoos but specifically I feel like a lot of his tattoos are things he or his friends have drawn, I wrote about it Once Or Twice but maybe not here so I'll just like say it again, I think he asks his friends to draw shit on him then goes and gets it tattooed later (or, hell, right then and there lmao) and it's like a Mark of Friendship. he claims Dave has drawn the most on him because Dave's his best friend but whether or not that's true, who knows. the first one was from Dave, though, and john did it himself stick-and-poke style the night of. that happened while they were still in high school and Dave was actually Slightly Embarrassed because what he doodled was just like really stupid looking and fuckin hell john now you're gonna have that on you forever what the hell man? but the rest of John's tattoos, if not done by friends they're either things he drew (I maintain he still draws in his downtime I love the idea of artistically talented john so much-) or weird shit he found online.

I honestly didnt think Dave would really get tattoos because he does state hes afraid of needles BUT as someone Also afraid of needles who paradoxically wants tattoos .. he could probably power through it and get like A Few. one of them is from John (stick-and-poke style, again,) and I am Not actually sure how many hed have but definitely less than John. amy only has that one tattoo that I keep forgetting when I draw her godfuckendammit-

John is the one who makes the most Food Monstrosities (Dave barely even bothers to cook) and he does this by making just the worst decisions both technical-wise (as in, hes Definitely the "just turn the oven temperature up to speedrun cooking" kind of guy) and taste-wise. dave on the other hand is likely to make terrible drinks like jack daniels + mountain dew which my buddy Ben so fantastically dubbed "jack and piss." the sheer Concept of jack daniels + mtn dew tho is thanks to that one kurtis conner video about becoming a country boy which is entirely unrelated but everyone needs to know. ANYWAY.

john and Amy like playing pranks on each other (and dave). they're in an ongoing low-key prank war and Dave is Mostly just spectating but sometiems they Conspire to commit mischief against him. it's annoying sometimes but ultimately more endearing than it is annoying so he never gets Too mad.

john and Amy absolutely have Gaming Nights(tm) that sometimes include dave as well unless they wanna play some like fps game, I'm fairly sure hes said he doesnt really like those. but they also can get Competetive which, dave tends to act as a bit of a buffer to keep them from getting Too into it ... but sometimes he gets a little competitive too. what I'm trying to say is them playing mario kart is absolute chaos and also an event i woudl buy tickets to

john has a youtube channel for sure. he is So obnoxious. he hardly has any audience because let's be honest his videos kind of suck— they're all either kinda boring vlogs or him recording the cases he and Dave go on (when he can convince Dave to let him) which are almost always declared Fake by the commenters. amy is subscribed to him. dave probably doesnt even have/use his own YouTube channel so he was not subscribed until john stole his phone and did it for him. (he never watches the videos) the videos are not edited much, I dont think any of them really knows too much about video editing shit.

dave cant fuckin do math.

John and Dave do Not know how to handle crying. like Dave's learned what helps Amy, in specific, but anybody else? clueless. Dave also just does not cry very often in general (shut up lemme project again LMAO-) and tends to just refrain from doing it even if he wants to/probably should, rarely ever actually breaking down and letting it all out; he'll stop himself from getting there/even crying much in the first place. he doesn't exactly have a Reason for it or at least not one he can recite (it's the bullying. we dont get details of how that was beyond The Locker Room Incident which I wont go into but I'm just going to project the rest of it was similar to shit I went through, It's The Bullying). John also kinda Doesn't Cry and actually hes even more restrained about it than Dave, because he won't even cry around either of them if he can avoid it and if it happens he 1) will Not address it, 2) prefers no one else acknowledge it, and 3) will Run The Fuck Away if it's acknowledged. they both try Really Really Hard to help amy when shes crying though, if shes crying for a Big Reason, cause they both also understand she just cries easily and doesnt always need or want comfort.

that,s all for now BUT if I come up with mroe. there will be a reblog. also these are not all like "I am the only one who's ever tho ig ht this" or w/e a lot of them are from me talking with other people or Absorbing much older posts on here because I read Everuthing I can find.

I sure hope I can sleep soon, this is probably mostly incoherent. gnight

#jdate #john dies at the end #not sonic #rambles.txt #do i dare ? i do indeed csuse several dave headcanins here are projection #kin

[fallevs]

New Christmas profile

No... what are you saying... it didn't take me half an hour... I'm not crazy enough to have looked up the color codes for an exact palette...

#christmas time #kurtie pie #color palette #pink aesthetic #i had time to waste...

[vanillacoolatta]

🏳️‍🌈, 📺, 🔴, 🍦

my orientation: who even knows at this point finshfjsbd some form of aspec probably. my gender is void and my sexuality is "no"

youtube: market pliers, dream/techno, drew gooden/kurtis conner/eddy burback. recent hyperfixation has been dream and techno with a little but of wilbur soot mixed in

color: my favorite color has always been purple but i also find the color green to be really comforting so i'm not 100% sure honestly

dessert: depends on the day finshfjd top three are cheesecake, apple pie, and sugar cookies. i love all three of those very very much and love to make them even more

#thank you for the ask! :)

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on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? sdjlgsj this got sad very fast. ummmm.......3.

describe yourself in a hashtag? #i am an OA stan first human second

if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? i can’t believe i even had to think about it. riz ahmed, please!

what’s one thing people don’t know about you? i sing!

what’s your wake up ritual? i wake up and then i just lie in bed until my dog starts scratching on the door and my mom goes “she’s asleep!” then i get up, open the door, and surprise her.

what’s your go to bed ritual? i stay up until 7 am and then go “alright. it’s time.” and i turn off the lights & go to sleep.

what’s your favorite time of day? late at night. like 3 am maybe.

your go to for having a good laugh? lately it’s been community, but a kurtis conner vid/podcast is always good too.

what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? umm...... is it sad that i can’t think of anything? maybe when i passed my admin class fjslsdlgjs

heels or flats/sneakers? sneakers.

vintage or new? i looooove the vintage vibe & aesthetic but do i ever buy vintage???? no. so ig new things that look vintage and maybe when i have enough money to afford vintage i’ll get myself some cool band tee’s and furniture

who do you want to write your obituary? i don’t want to think about this. but i guess it’d be cool if stephen king wrote it. he could insert me into one of his stories in the obit, like maybe say i died at the overlook hotel idk idk.

style icon? i don’t have one!!!!!!!!!! actually that’s not true. kel lauren. 

what are three things you cannot live without? my family, my friends & my pup

what’s one ingredient you put in everything? nooch. sfkjlgls. i’m a good vegan sometimes. nutritional yeast babyyyyy.

what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? oh god i can’t coOK. i want to say samah dada bc i love her but also she actually knows how to cook so... mm scary. maybe her, harry styles & AOC.

window or aisle seat? window. 

what’s your current tv obsession? community! i appreciate netflix so much for putting it on there – i’ve been trying to watch it for yeaarsssss

favorite app? toon/toy blast

how would you define yourself in three words? obsessive, empathetic & curious

favorite piece of clothing you own? my beatles shirt honestly. & my jean jacket.

a must have clothing item that everyone should have? ummmm i mean i feel like everyone should have a pair of shoes they enjoy wearing? even if they’re not comfortable. just a pair of shoes u like.

a superpower you would want? i’ll take the ability to stop time for 500, Alex! like if i had a project to turn in that i hadn’t started yet (which i do rn) i could just stop time and do it!!

what’s inspiring you in life right now? art!!! films, literature, music.... everything art encompasses.

best piece of advice you’ve received? “forgive yourself” 

best advice you’d give your teenage self? write more.

a book everyone should read? the outsiders

what would you like to be remembered for? helping people.

how do you define beauty? having a kind soul.

best way to take a rest/decompress? taking a nap or watching your favorite movie

favorite place to view art? museums, preferably, but everywhere honestly.

if your life was a song, what would the title be? emotional

if you could master one instrument, what would it be? piano.

if you had a tattoo, where would it be? my collarbone. sexy.

dolphins or koalas? dolphins

what’s your spirit animal? hummingbird

what’s your favorite board game? sorry!

what’s your favorite color? lilac or peach

least favorite color? ooh idk. maybe bright, bright yellow 

diamond or pearls? diamonds

drugstore makeup or designer? designer, but i appreciate drugstore too

coffee or tea? coffee! i miss it.

dark chocolate or milk chocolate? dark chocolate

stairs or elevators? stairs but elevators when i can ride them alone.

summer or winter? winter

you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? strawberries

a dessert you don’t like? apple pie :(

a skill you’re working on mastering? being nice to myself! and keeping up with my skin-care routine. :(((((((

best thing to happen to you today? i talked to my entire family on zoom!!! it was really nice to see everyone and know they’re doing well. everyone’s hair is so long now too sljgs it’s funny!

worst thing to happen to you today? i found out my great grandma’s not doing so well.

favorite smell? freshly baked bread.

hugs or kisses? kisses.

if you made a documentary, would it be about? about where i’m from

last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? looking for alaska.

lipstick or lipgloss? lipstick

sweet or savory? savory

girl crush? laura harrier pls

how do you know you’re in love? idk????? i’ve never been in love. 

a song you can listen to on repeat? landslide by fleetwood mac honestly.

if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? maybe someone who owns a book shop and tends a garden idk.

what are you most excited for/about this time in your life? starting my rotation in july! i’m terrified, but very excited.

tagged by: technically no one, but @dancsmiths​ kind of!!!!! tagging: @octaviadany​ & @pushingddaisies​ and also everyone who sees this on their dash is officially tagged!!! pls tag me if u do it bc i’m nosy & i want to see what u say.

#me

[au-universes]

The Final Chapter

By Luci

July 9, 2015: The First Day of Comic Con

Exactly 4 months since Steve disappeared in the Real Life AU

Exactly 1 month since Steve had died

Steve felt wrong.

He remembered everything. Every portal, every almost-death, every moment with his soulmate, Jimmy. And now, here he was, in a car on his way to Comic Con with the seven people who had been there that day, all of them claiming to have no memory of Captain Kirk kidnapping Steve during dance class.

Steve had asked them all together and individually about that day. Kara said all she remembered was Steve prepping for a left turn then going right. Ashley said Steve left in the middle of class then stopped showing up. Paris said she forgot who he was until he appeared a few months ago in their basement, crying and claiming he had died.

To be honest, Steve wasn’t sure why they kept him around after that. Gacé said the same.

It had been a month since that incident. It also happened to be the day of the Rhythm Fusion’s dance show. When all the RFs - Ashley, Paris, Gacé, Kara, Matt, Kaia, and Colleen - had come back to the studio after the show, they found Steve sobbing in the basement. They were all dumbfounded, and Mozy had called the cops. In the end, Officers McCain and Malfoy chalked it up to Steve had been kidnapped and escaped and now he was home. 

Steve went along with it, not knowing what else to do.

He had tried to explain what he had been through to the officers, but they told him he was in shock. Steve knew he was in shock, but he also knew what had happened to him.

He traveled through alternate universes with Jimmy Kirk, his one true love, because of a curse placed on them by the wizard Sarumon.

Now, Steve sat, numb as always, in the passenger’s seat of a van, reluctantly going to Comic Con with the RFs. Gacé was driving and Paris, dressed as Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6, was reading out loud from an article that was sweeping the internet.

“Love is in the air this July as a fourth surprise celebrity couple announces their engagement.

“It started on June 9th, when Daniel Radcliffe, best known for playing Harry Potter, and Supernatural’s Osric Chau announced their engagement.

“‘We had been dating for years in secret,’ said Radcliffe. ‘Something just felt right, and we wanted the world to know about our love.’

“They were the first of many. Next, Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins, also from Supernatural, announced they were together. Their costar, Jared Padalecki, got engaged to his long-time girlfriend Ezri Guide, shortly after that.

“‘I am so happy for Ezri and Jared,’ said Ackles on Twitter. ‘I can’t think of a better couple.’

“Most recently, Felicia Day, known for playing Charlie on Supernatural, and Liv Tyler, Arwen from the Lord of the Rings, announced their engagement.

“With all these happy couples making their way into the spotlight, we at Sixteen Magazine want to know: who’s next?”

“Wow,” said Kara, crammed in the back with Colleen, Kaia, and Matt. “I feel like this is out of a fanfiction!”

“But it’s all true!” said Paris. “It’s hard, almost impossible to believe, and yet…”

Steve stopped listening. He knew it was all true, but he was closer to the situation than everyone would believe. He was happy the friends he made in the AUs were happy, but nothing felt the same. He couldn’t even be sure they were the same people, but this was too close to be a coincidence.

The last place Steve wanted to go was Comic Con, where the actors who portrayed some of his closest friends would be. It would be too painful. Yet he knew the RFs would drag him to see the Supernatural cast, just like they dragged him out of his room to go to the event in the first place. This was 2015, afterall, and the RFs were still big fans of Supernatural.

Steve tried to tune out their excited chatter and pay attention to the radio. Stay With Me by Sam Smith was playing. Tears welled in Steve’s eyes. This was their song…

“This song sucks!” said Kara. “Pass me the aux.”

She plugged her iPhone 5 in, not needing an adaptor or anything, and played Basketball by Kurtis Blow. Steve took deep breaths, calming himself down. As Kurtis Blow sang, the convention center came into view. Gacé parked the car, and they all piled out. Everyone was dressed up for the occasion. Well, everyone but Steve, who had decided to wear his okayest pajama pants and a Homestuck t-shirt, which he figured would allow him to blend in. Matt was dressed as Dean Winchester and Gacé was Sam. Kara, Kaia, and Paris were characters from Big Hero 6. Colleen was dressed as the Zebra Goddess, who she claimed was from a really popular movie, yet no one knew what she was talking about. Ashley was supposed to be Anastasia Steele from 50 Shades of Grey, but to Steve she looked like she was just wearing regular clothes.

“Alright RFs, who’s ready to do this!” Ashley said.

The gang cheered and followed her to the doors of the convention center.

Steve stayed back for a moment, looking around at all the people streaming into the building.

“Feeling overwhelmed?” Paris asked.

Steve took a deep breath. “Yeah. This is the first big thing I’ve done since…” he didn’t finish. He didn’t have to.

“If it’s too much we’ll leave,” Paris said, looking like that’s not what she wanted to do at all.

“No, I’ll be okay. Let’s do this.”

The gang walked around for a while, seeing as many booths as possible and doing the things people do at Comic Con.

About an hour in, and Steve was feeling good. He bought himself a new Steven Universe shirt and a churro. The gang was rounding a corner when Steve saw him, and his heart stopped.

There, at the Sharknado 2 booth, was Billy Ray Cyrus.

Steve knew this wasn’t his Billy Ray. It couldn’t possibly be. But everything about the man was familiar. From the way he stood to the way he was laughing at something his costar, Kelly Osborn, said.

Steve didn’t know what came over him. He dropped his churro and ran right at Billy Ray. He could hear the RFs yelling after him, but he didn’t care. He had to know.

Suddenly, Steve was grabbed by two beefy security guards. He tried to get past them, but they were too beefy. So he did the only thing he could.

“Billy Ray! Billy Ray Cyrus!” he yelled in desperation. “Please, do you remember me?”

Billy Ray looked up, and right into Steve’s eyes. Steve would never forget the next words Billy Ray spoke.

“Sorry partner, I don’t believe we’ve met.”

Steve stopped fighting and the guards dragged him out of the room.

“This is embarrassing,” Matt muttered as the RFs followed the guards to where Steve was being held.

They were told that Steve was to sit in Comic Con jail for the rest of the evening and they could come pick him up when the convention closed. They were now on their way to get him.

“We never even got to go to the Star Trek booth,” Paris said sassily.

“That might have been too much for Steve,” Ashley said. They all vaguely knew what Steve had told the police when he returned, and they all avoided the subject of Star Trek as much as possible. 

“At least we got that picture with Jared and Jensen!” said Gacé.

“Whatever, let’s just get Steve and go,” said Colleen. “I need me a fry pile.”

The gang nodded in agreement.

The convention hall was pretty clear, so they didn’t think they would have a problem getting Steve out safely.

No one said anything as Steve emerged from the room he was being kept in. 

“Sorry guys,” Steve said, not meeting any of their eyes.

“It’s fine, let’s just get out of here,” said Kara.

As they walked through the convention center, no one said anything. Nearly every booth was empty. Except one.

The Star Trek booth.

“Oh no,” someone said, as Steve stared at him.

It wasn’t Jimmy, not his Jimmy. But Zebra Goddess, did it look like him.

There stood William Shatner, talking to Walter Koenig, who played Chekov. Several other cast members from the original series stood around, listening to something Walter was playing on his iPod.

“It’s not that bad!” said Willy Shatz, laughing.

“Oh yes it is!” said Nichelle Nichols, or as Steve had known her, Uhura.

Steve listened closer and realized they were listening to William Shatner’s cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. 

“Come on,” said Paris, grabbing Steve’s arm and trying to stop him from gawking.

William Shatner seemed to notice the commotion. He looked up from his conversation and at Steve. There was something familiar in his eyes, something Steve recognized.

Could it be…?

William Shatner broke away from the crowd as the music swelled and made his way over to the RFs. Steve was frozen in shock.

“We have to get him out of here,” said Ashley, pushing Steve from the opposite side Paris was pulling.

Gacé was preparing to pick Steve up and carry him out of the convention center to avoid what would inevitably be a disaster. 

Kara stepped in front of Steve. “S- sorry, Mr. Shatner, we were just leaving,” Kara said.

William Shatner pushed past her and walked up to Steve. Paris, Ashley, and Gacé backed off.

“Have we met?” said William Shatner. “You look very familiar.”

“I - I don’t believe so, no,” said Steve, looking down at his ratty shoes.

From across the room, Walter yelled. “Oh, what the hell?” He was fiddling with his iPod. Bohemian Rhapsody cut off and Cherry Pie started playing. 

“Yes,” said William Shatner, smiling, ignoring his friend. “I know you.”

He took a step back and the music grew louder. A yellow light appeared from his chest and he was lifted into the air. He started spinning, the light growing stronger and rainbow sparkles emerging. He was going through a magical girl transformation!

He landed on the ground, kneeling, head down. When he looked up he was no longer William Shatner. He stood, and before Steve was Jimmy Kirk. His Jimmy Kirk. In full Star Trek uniform, looking as young as he had on the show.

“I’ve waited years for a love like you,” said Jimmy, smiling. “Did you really think I’d give up so easily?”

Steve and Jimmy embraced and kissed. The gang and the cast of the original series had no choice but to stare, confused.

“Jimmy,” said Steve breathlessly. “I knew you were real.”

“Let’s get out of here,” he took his communicator out of his pocket. “Scotty, beam us up.” He took Steve’s hand.

“Will, that’s just a prop,” said Walter.

Jimmy ignored him. One final portal appeared before Steve.

“I made this last universe just for us,” said Jimmy. “Ready to go, Cherry Pie?”

Steve looked into his lover’s eyes and smiled. “I’m ready.”

Together, they walked through the portal and into the rest of their lives.

#lol heres the last chapter 4 years late #supernatural #castiel #dean winchester #Sam Winchester #Harry Potter #daniel radcliffe #jensen ackles #jared paladecki #osric chau #kevin tran #Charlie Bradbury #felicia day #Arwen #liv tyler #OC #william shatner #Walter koeing #pavel chekov #nyota uhura #nichelle nichols #james kirk #captain kirk #bohemian rapsody #queen #cherry pie #comic con #2015 #fanfiction #supernatural fanfiction

[brightlightsbigcityrp]

Below the cut you’ll find your pairs for this Halloween/Fall prompted threads! This is truly a random selection in every sense of the word from pairs to subjects. We just provide the bare bones and it’s up to you and the person you’re paired with to creatively work in a way to bring the theme to life. If you have any issues with the subjects you’re given or any questions, concerns, anything else, please come to us off anon and we’ll do our best to help sort it out for you. The event starts from today and can end as late as the start of winter, given it’ll coincide with usual activity and NYC life. Have fun, all!

Coralia Lewis & Hodaya Shapiro - Get caught in the cold rain/thunderstorm together. ( @coralia-lewis & @hodaya-shapiro-91 )

Rosie Wilder & Theresa Raven - Trick or treating together. ( @rosie-wilder & @reesesxpieces )

Sheridan Lancaster & Andrew Moore - Playing with a ouija board.  

Jordan Song & Asher Hemmings -  Exchange a few spooky stories with each other. ( @jordanxsong & @asherhemmings )

Finley Rush & Xyla Villanueva - Go together/Meet at a Halloween party. ( @f1n-rush & @xyla-v )

Henry Coleman & Malcolm Ramsey - Watch some scary movies together. ( @henrycolemanhq & @malcolmvramsey )

Valerie Cortello & Sadie Ingram - Decorate a house/apartment/any space for Halloween. ( @val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila & @sadie-ingram )

Georgina Bailey & Savannah Chen - Picking and/or carving pumpkins out together. ( @georginabaileyxo & @savannah-chen )

Aiden Weston & Kurtis White - Go to a haunted house together. ( @a1d3n-w3st0n & @modelwhite )

Athena Donovan & Cody Blake - Play a (harmless) prank on someone together or on each other. ( @athena-donovan & @blake-c )

Grace Procter & Alisa Vilkuna - Finding a Starbucks gift card together so winding up spending it and having coffee with one another. ( @graciegraceproctor & @alisavilkuna )

Chloe Kingsley & Logan Wolf - Go costume shopping together.( @chlcekingsley & @loganwolfnyc )

Melissa Crane & Tyson Hart - Go to a fall festival together. ( @melissa-crane & @tysonnhartt )

Scott Ingram & Holly Stone - Playing in the fall leaves. @scottxingram & @hollyxostone )

Zoya “Angela” Chowdary &  Alexandra St. John -  Get a few autumnal outfits for the changing weather. ( @the5footpilot & @al3x-stjchn )

Rue Lavender & Aviva Segal - Explore a supposedly haunted location together. (ex: cemetery, abandoned factory, hospital, hotel) ( @minaalaba & @aviva-segal )

Evan Kingsley & Archie Wheeler - Eating pumpkin spice flavored foods together. ( @thexkingsley & @youngwheeler )

Dominic Corderio & Bethany Tompkins - Getting themselves lost in an elaborate corn maze. ( @dominic-c & @bethany-tompkins )

Lakyn Rivers & Niko Nowak -  Make a pumpkin and apple pie. ( @iakyn & @nikoxnowak

#blbcevent #blbcfallevent2019