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there is no Mean Girls
there is Jawbreaker
there is Drop Dead Gorgeous
there is Finding Faggotry
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actually Jesse just remnded me about that godawful You The Man Now Dawg from Finding Forrester and how it's a white saviour film so i'm demoting it to a 4
my memory fucking sucks i thought Gus Van Sant was gayer than that
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dear kids here's a lesson
if you want to dehumanise others into suckin yr dick or fucking yr ass or this or that
listen it's all basically passive 'service me' behaviour ok
i mean i've had everyone including Babybruce and Babycuck looking to make me into what is known as
a service top
they don't necessarily see it that way because they may be picky about whether my tongue is licking their dick or my tongue is licking their ass
but outside of the phony world of 'alphas and faggots' that a bunch of quasi-incels have concocted online
there is a real world
and in the real world, there are the people who want to do the work of sex -- labour and tops -- a service top
and a bossy entitled bottom
now, it's not a good look to be an entitled bossy baby bottom like Babycuck or Babybruce
however much they've fooled themselves into thinking wanted to be serviced is alpha
it's just a lie because if my tongue were on their other side they'd freak out
what they want is to be SERVICED
a top doesn't want to be serviced
so, you have to figure it out mmmmkay
nobody's sayng you can't be a bottom who wants to be serviced on yr feet your asshole your anything but make no mistake
if you expect to just
KICK BACK RELAX AND LET THE TOP DO THE WORK OF PLEASING YOU
you are a bottom no matter which part of you is being serviced
and from my perspective, society is made up of wayy wya wayyyy too many bottoms
the USA is a service economy
everybody expets me to service them
and make no mistake there is no way i'm ever asking anyone to be serviced
but you know, just for once -- just for fucking once -- some top energy in the sack with me who's not a 65 yr old molestor (that guy in florida Dave from Wendy's really was uh not my type)
you know what i'm saying kids
i mean it happens on occasion
the ginger from Minneapolis was a top and i was smitten
bottom is a-ok
i just
the whole point of this is just a reminder that i have never seen Babybruce and Babycuck in the ways they see themselves because i have real life experience in bed
i think of them as Christcucks looking for a service top to service them and they'd expect like christian purity not a drop spilled if you had sex with them it'd be really gross and awkward
so i mean
the point is do the work, learn the work to please somebody
you have it all confused because you're living in too many online constructs and read too many stories about A FAGGOT SUCTH A DICKTH A REAL MAN EAT AN ASSHOLE
like you're so confused kids
there is active activity
and there is passive activity in america
whether they're licking the front or the back of you doesn't change who's on active duty and who's being babied
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the Passion of Babycuck would be a good name for a movie
but not as good as Purple Petunia: The Passion of Babycuck
if they went with that for their new blog it would blossom all over the place i bet
i'm not blowsy enough to pull it off or i'd just do it myself
i'm not florid enough
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must have seen at least 10 bergman films and they all blur into one
my shit brain
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god are we done yet
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never heard anybody realise it because america is stupid
and can't put 2 and 2 together
but beck isn't fooling around
he's a hardcore Scientologist here and he is telling you that you're all fucking losers and to just fucking kill yourselves if you worthless pieced pieces of Spanglish shit can't get your cheap ass lives together
this is like bad on the level of Babybruce or Babycuck like how they get when they're having a tantrum about nobody being good enough for Whitey's Royal Highness standards
only significantly worse
it's unfortunate that Beck is spiritually at the same level as Tom Cruise or the aforementioned cucks
just heard the song came on when i was in Habitat for Humanity's ReStore and wasn't in the mood to deal with this guy's shit so I figured i'd write him up and hand him a critic's ticket. Drive by body cuck -- that's beck's life.
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