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splatooshy · 5 months
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NEVER HAVE I EVER // MYSTIC FALLS GANG + MIKAELSONS
aka the ‘slutty damon salvatore’ agenda. set around s3?
“Never have I ever slept with a Salvatore,” Bonnie says, pleased with herself as she grins pointedly at Elena and Caroline. As expected, they both drink, along with Rebekah and Katherine, and to everyone’s surprise, Klaus, Kol, and Elijah.
Damon’s eyes go wide, before he shouts “BINGO!”, drawing everyone’s puzzled attention onto him. “I’ve got the full set,” he announces proudly, and receives even more confused looks in return. “I’ve slept with all of the living Mikaelsons,” he explains, before narrowing his eyes, “unless you have another sibling stashed away somewhere,” he says accusingly, visibly relaxing when Klaus (as keeper of the caskets) shakes his head.
“No, darling,” Kol purrs, eyeing the elder Salvatore seductively, mostly to see which entertaining reactions he can pull from the doppelgänger. “Just us four left. Now tell us, who was the best? It was me, right?” He asks with a wide grin.
Stefan, staring gobsmacked at Klaus, asks him, “When was this?” Klaus smirks back. “Just a one night stand before we met, Rippah.” Damon rolls his eyes and interjects, “Like 1860, Stef. No need to get jealous - it was long before we turned.”
Elena eventually manages to gather her wits, eyes flickering around the room as she digests this newest information dump. “I’m sorry, what?!” She asks, shooting both Salvatores a hurt glare. “Since when are you two gay?” Stefan frowns. “I’m not?” He says, at the same time Damon says “Since never?”
“B-but…. Why?” Elena asks, disgust evident in her tone.
Damon pulls a face. “Look at them,” he points, the ‘duh’ implied, and Stefan nods along as his brother continues. “Why not? I highly recommend it.”
Pouting because his question remains unanswered, Kol asks again, “So, Damon, now that you’ve had the pleasure of bedding each of us, who’s your favourite?” Katherine snorts at the puppy dog eyes and fluttering lashes Kol gives. “Elijah,” Damon instantly says, tossing a saucy little wink towards the eldest Original.
“What? Why?” Kol whines, so not okay with being outdone by his big brother. “Well,” Damon starts, slowly trailing a finger around the rim of his glass, “for starters, have you seen how hard—“
“That’s enough, Damon!” Elijah says, blushing furiously. Damon looks back, innocently. “I was just gonna say how hardworking you are.” Turning back to the group, Damon grins deviously. “Plus, he’s got a huge co- “LALALALA,” Rebekah covers her ears in disgust.
“Collection of suits…” Damon trails off. “But seriously, that dick though…” He’s interrupted by a large hand slapping over his mouth, but he just licks it away. “I mean, what a ride.”
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Klaus: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?
Damon: Not again!
Klaus: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.
Bonnie: Just wait until you hear about whales.
Klaus: What now?
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mateidontevenknow · 1 year
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ONESHOT ALERT
Fandom: The Vampire Diaries
Ship: Klaus x Damon
Soft Spot
Damon had been in a relationship with Klaus for a while now, but there was one thing he still wasn't used to; Klaus' obsessive need to touch him in some way.
It starts with an innocent hand holding his, then an arm sliding around his waist and suddenly Damon has found himself in an unrelenting hug. Klaus will not let go until he is satisfied.
Damon sometimes falls into these traps.
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Klaus was exhausted, collapsed onto the couch and dying inside at the sheer stupidity of certain individuals. Damon thought he'd be thoughtful and drape his favorite blanket over the poor Hybrid, but it immediately backfired.
Klaus waited before striking, like a true predator. Damon leaned down to carefully wrap the blanket around Klaus. In his moment of vulnerablity, Klaus grabbed the vampire around the waist and pulled him onto his chest. Klaus wrapped his leg around Damon’s, effectively trapping him. Damon squirmed before immediately voicing his displeasure.
"No, not this again. I have work to do. Please..."
"Please what?"
Please let me go, I beg you."
"As much as I love to hear you beg, I adore this a little bit more."
"Seriously?"
"Yes, besides lately you haven't been sleeping enough so I'm not letting go until you’ve been asleep for at least a few hours."
Damon sighed and lay his head down against Klaus' chest, listening to his heartbeat. He did end up falling asleep. It was the best sleep he'd ever gotten and he hated that. Klaus' plan actually worked. Damn him.
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Damon stood in the kitchen, staring into the open fridge. He had a very important decision to make. He was hungry but he couldn’t decide between O Negative and B Positive. He only knew what Caroline would pick.
Then he felt hands on his hips. One of them moved to wrap around his waist. Then he felt a body leaning against his back. A head found its way to his neck, where it settled. The hand fled from his hip, instead finding itself in his hair, running its fingers through his raven locks.
Damon sank his head back at the sensation. Klaus knew exactly how much he loved it. He knew exactly what he was doing.
"Hello, love."
Klaus muttered the greeting before latching onto Damon’s neck, covering the pale skin in hickeys and love-bites. Damon moaned quietly as his eyes shut.
"You can't keep doing this. I have to do stuff, you know?"
"No you don't, besides we both know you enjoy it."
"Fine."
Klaus carefully picked Damon up, before putting him down on the sofa and watching as Damon stretched out his arms for a hug. Klaus grinned before flopping down onto Damon.
"I'm still hungry."
"Too bad, because you're stuck now. Might as well enjoy it while it lasts. I know I will."
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Damon was trying to shop in peace but his plans were immediately obliterated by Klaus, who just had to go with.
Damon strutted through the mall at an impressive pace, Klaus following behind, looking at the people around them. They all seemed so normal, it was unsettling. He caught up to Damon just in time to see a man across the room, gazing at Damon with hungry eyes and a smirk on his face.
Klaus wrapped an arm around Damon, walking in sync with Damon’s steps. Damon rolled his eyes at Klaus' possessiveness.
"I know I'm yours, you don't have to remind me."
"I'm not trying to remind you."
"Oh so you're just trying to prove it to someone who is completely irrelevant to us and our relationship."
"That's one way to put it."
"Ok, around Elena I understand but a random human in a Chicago shopping mall, seriously?"
"Leave me be, it's in my nature. Wolves are extremely territorial."
"Fine, but I want you to know you're being stupid."
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Damon was panicking. Elena had just kissed him and he was absolutely disgusted. While dating Stefan, Elena had kissed him. He pushed her away as fast as he could and stood stunned before getting a few words out.
"Elena, no! You are dating my brother!"
"But Damon, I thought you wanted this."
"No, when I said I was dating someone, I was serious."
"What? Who?"
"It doesn't matter. What matters is that he and I are in a happy relationship, that you do not get to intrude on."
"He?? You're gay?"
"No, I'm pansexual, now out, out of my room."
"Wait Damon-"
Then a new voice could be heard.
"Come on, you heard the man."
Damon turned around to face the door with a small smile on his face. His suspicions were confirmed as he saw a certain hybrid's frame in the doorway.
"Hey, Klaus, I'm sorry, but I really didn't mean to."
Elena’s reaction was less tame.
"Klaus?! What do you want?"
Klaus walked briskly towards Damon before slinging an arm over his shoulders.
"Damon, Damon get away from him."
"Elena, calm down, he came because I asked him to."
"You invited him here, after he tried to kill me?"
"Yes, because the world doesn't revolve around you. I can hang out with my boyfriend when and wherever I want."
At this point Klaus had Damon wrapped in a side hug, while still glaring at Elena. Klaus kissed Damon’s cheek in confirmation.
Elena huffed before storming out of the room. Klaus broke the following silence quite viciously.
"I was hoping she'd cry, but unfortunately, no such luck."
Damon gave a grin at that.
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freddieslater · 5 months
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can you please write more klamon fics. I love them but they're so hard to find.
I really should, shouldn't I? While I really couldn't see the dynamic before, they're growing on me a bit more now. I just need inspiration and ideas for fics for them! For some reason, those two are stubborn and refuse to do anything when I try to get them to, so if anyone has any suggestions for a klamon fic, I'm all ears!
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This art of three of my favorite vampires is *chef kiss* 🤌🔥💖
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itachi86 · 2 years
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that damon klaus teamup gave me life
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crossedsabers10s · 2 months
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I really like the ship klamon but the thing is i haven't a clue on how it could fit in canon. I'm like thinking of a gradual thing where they're like slowly going from enemies? to allies to frenemies to lovers, (all the stages filled with appropriate sass, sarcasm and bickering ofcourse) because I'm a sucker for slowburns. Like they are somewhere between allies and frenemies in TVD and then in TO they finally get together. Do you have any ideas on how this could happen in canon. And how to stick klamon in 'The Originals'? And how it would change the plot?
akf;dlfjakdfj a okay, just a warning, this ain't my rodeo. I'll do my best, but I don't consider myself good at writing Klaus. Plus their respective control issues make this a lil tricky...
Okay, so. You know how Alaric was possessed by Klaus that one time? That would make a good beginning. Give him an up close and more personal perspective on Damon, who he'd only know via rep and Stefan before this. I mean I think he'd mostly considered Damon someone who was Katherine's toy and was still dogging after doppelgangers (Elena) at that point? But in Alaric's body, he'd be a bit closer, have a measure of trust. So Damon wouldn't be quite as in-ur-face-fuck-you as he would have been. (I mean. Still, a little, bc I think he's allergic to showing genuine emotion at that point, at least under normal circumstances, he let his guard down around Elena a lot more) So mayyybe Damon kidnaps AlariKlaus to try and find out more on Big Bad Klaus??? Research spree, contacts some witches whatevs. They probably hit a bunch of dead ends, evenif they did manage to find a lead, AlariKlaus would nip that shit in the bud. Just trailing along, having fun listening to his own legend and watching Damon get more and more frustrated.
Maybe they learn more about what Klaus did to Katherine or someone else or a hundred other stories where he'd taken revenge on a person and burned down their entire life. And Damon, annoyed and doing that im-not-joking-but-people-will-assume-i-am thing alludes to his Augustine revenge spree. Maybe something along the lines of like 'yeah, well, that's not special, I've done similar. Just ask-*insert massacre here*' Which. Alaric would not connect those dots. He'd think it some kind of joke in poor taste. Klaus? Connects a few. He'd heard about it. Those deaths had obviously been a vampire, but no one had known who. Until now.
Damon is suddenly a little bit more interesting.
And he's got to have some kind of hobby so he starts trying to unravel Damon Salvatore. Starts paying attention to him. Does a good job of acting friendly, but starts shedding a little of Ric. Then a little more, less on purpose. Starts fucking with his head, making him second guess his relationships, make him question if he's still chasing after Katherine by trying to protect Elena. All under the guise of pretending to be his friend.
Wow this got a lil dark.
Anyways. Canon. Except Damon has to contend with the fact that he'd liked the person he'd thought he was becoming close with. And that person is not who he thought he was. And Klaus is still studying Damon, who he now knows better and maybe holds a bit more regard for.
Okay my brain is fried, i need nap. Hope u like the start tho. Feel free to use it as u please.
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everybodyscupoftea · 2 years
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my tvd ships were as follows:
bamon <- they should have been canon
klamon <- wrote a 180k fanfiction about them
dalaric <- friends with benefits
stelena <- only person i liked elena with
kol/damon <- wrote a like 20k fanfic about that deleted scene in 1912
caroline/tyler <- i did not care who caroline ended up with really just not fucking stefan ugh fuck the june wedding 💀
tyler/Jeremy <- i feel like this was supposed to be canon and they chickened out.
this is awesome and i can get behind any of them tbh. i’ve watched it five times all the way through season 4 and could never go farther i think next i’m going to make myself get through the rest.
klamon intrigues me i will not lie i’m so tempted to go read some fic and see how i feel. tyler and jeremy so real though from what i remember
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alltid-og-for-evig · 2 years
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From My Klamon Playlist: Hostage by Elle Lexxa
I think I’ve lost it I’m holding you hostage Pending payment for the marks You left on my mind
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ghost-bison · 2 years
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nothing just fluff and wholesomeness
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ladymisteria · 2 years
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Underrated tvd ships
Jeremy x Katherine
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Kol x Jeremy
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Caroline x rebekah
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Stefan x Bonnie
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Elena x Kai
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Tyler x Matt x Jeremy
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Jeremy x Anna
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Klaus x damon
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Tyler x klaus
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Rebekah x Matt
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mateidontevenknow · 2 years
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ONESHOT ALERT
Fandom: The vampire diaries
Ship: Damon x Klaus
Dance 'n Ditch
Damon stood in the corner of the huge room. He was annoyed with Elena, angry with Stefan and upset with the fact that he even decided to come to this dumb party. He took another sip of the expensive champagne, if his mood was any better he would have appreciated the alcohol.
Everyone was dancing, stepping on each other's feet and trying to figure out the complicated moves. Idiots. Damon took dance lessons once and has never forgotten the moves since, his teacher made sure of that. He strode over to a waitress to put down his glass, when he was stopped.
Klaus Mikaelson, why not? Klaus grabbed Damon’s arm and he turned to look at him with a raised eyebrow.
"I couldn't help but notice that you are lacking a dance partner. Care to join me?" He held his hand out to Damon.
Damon’s eyebrow raised even more as he looked at Klaus, searching for an once of mischief in those gorgeous blue eyes. He flashed the hybrid a grin before taking his hand.
"Might help me."
Klaus grabbed his hand tight as he lead the vampire to the dance floor. Damon put his glass down on a waiter's tray as their conversation continued.
"With what exactly?"
"Finding an excuse to stay sober, not a good dancer when I'm drunk."
Klaus chuckled at his remark. Damon soon realized that he'd have to fill the woman's shoes for this dance and in all honesty, he was more fine with it than he expected. At least it was with Klaus Mikaelson and not with some weak bastard.
He felt the hybrid's hand on his waist as they fell in a rhythmic pattern with the other people. His feet moved naturally as the music played and Klaus' moved in sync to his. The classical music sounded amazing in his ears and his hand felt warm as it rested on Klaus' shoulder.
"You're a fantastic dancer, Damon."
"Thanks, only had 150 years to practice. I'm not even going to say it back. If you couldn't do this by now, I wouldn't know what to tell you."
Klaus gave a smile as he stared at Damon. It was strange, neither of them expected such an enjoyable experience. It was in wonderful contrast to the skill level of the people around them. Damon looked behind Klaus to see Elena staring at them with her mouth open and Stefan with his arms crossed and a frown on his face. He grinned.
"Look behind you, Stefan is fuming and Elena looks like one of those dead fish at grocery stores."
Klaus snorted at the comparison before turned to look at the two. He sent Elena a smirk as he made eye contact with her. Damon felt the hand around his waist tighten as he saw who Klaus was glaring at. He had managed to make the original immortal hybrid jealous, in barely two minutes.
"Do I have your permission to dip you like a woman? Just to see the dobbelganger's reaction."
Damon laughed, "Go for it, just don't drop me."
The song neared the end as Klaus pulled Damon closer, letting his whole arm wrap around the younger man's waist. As the music slowed, Damon wrapped his arms around Klaus' neck as Klaus leaned over him, easing him closer to the ground. His one heel barely touched the ground as he let his whole weight balance on Klaus' arm, strength wasn't an issue here. The music stopped as they stared at each other, their noses almost touching.
Klaus leaned in and pressed their lips together. Damon kissed back before Klaus pulled him back up, not breaking the sweet kiss. Damon broke the kiss, both men grinned at each other. Klaus' hand left Damon’s waist and grabbed a hold of his right left hand. Klaus brought his hand up to Damon’s face.
"Sorry, love, couldn't resist."
Loud footsteps pulled them out of their trance as Elena came stomping over to them.
"I don't know about you, but I'm not staying for this lecture."
Before Damon could say anything else, Klaus' arms was around him and he saw his surroundings change rapidly, everything swishing past him. When Klaus stopped, he was at The Grill, being set down in a bar stool. He held his head, trying to get rid of the dizziness.
"That's too quick, even for me."
"Noted. I didn't realize I was that much faster than you."
"Oh shut up, just 'cause you're a hybrid, does not mean you get to flex on me like that."
"What? Would you prefer it if I allowed Stefan to follow us? He is scarred enough already, love, especially after seeing that."
Damon laughed at the thought.
"Nah, I think he's seen me do worse things than kiss you. What was that even though?"
"I am not sure, but I will say that I enjoyed it. And I'm more than willing to do it again." Klaus gave a wolfish grin.
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How come you've never written a Drabble where klaus is bi? & if u did please link them, love your writing btw xoxo
a/n: well I’ve implied in a number of my fics that Klaus has had many bi experiences, but you’re right I’ve never written an exclusive drabble dedicated to it, I don’t know why, but i’ll write you one right now :) here you go! enjoy. warnings: nsfw/contains explicit sexual content, setting: au tvd verse
The older Salvaore brother is a snarky little arsehole. 
Or, that’s how Klaus would word it anyway. But, he is indeed an extraordinary lover. He’s heard the stories from his sister, blabbermouth that she is, Rebekah never did fail to mention how generous Damon was in bed. And how his generosity extended in other ways, of course.
I swear to God Nik, it was like being fucked by a giant―
Well, he spared himself the fine details. Until he found out in person, obviously. 
“Hey,” he hears an eerily smooth voice at seven in the morning. Pretty blue eyes look down at him as he rolls out of bed. “I made pancakes for breakfast,” Damon chimes in, handing the original hybrid a plate.
Klaus examines the food as if it is poison. 
“Pancakes?” he repeats, sounding upset.
Damon rolls his eyes while the man before him sniffs the concoction. “They’re banana chocolate-chip,” he adds on, wondering if it would entice him even a little.
Klaus isn’t much for sweets. He knows the man in his bed is a bit of a homebody. The cooking, the cleaning, the nagging…it was as if Damon had made himself a bit too comfortable in the Mikaelson mansion.
“I don’t want your bloody breakfast,” Klaus snarls.
“Fine,” Damon sighs. “Is Kol around? I hear he has a sweet tooth and I’d hate for these to go to waste,” he questions, as he begins to walk away from the blond.
He never could resist that morning bed-head look with his Calvin Kleins loosely hanging around his waist, the way his tired eyes caused him to smolder even more (if that were even possible). 
“Forget the ghastly sweets,” Klaus says, pulling him close, “I want you―”
The words burn into his ear, causing his skin to prickle. Damon sucks in a hard breath, feeling the softest of fingers crawling down his chest. Lips and teeth nip at his neck causing him to release a harsh growl. He was helpless under the experienced touch of an artist. He knew exactly the right spot, exactly the right pressure―
“You know,” the dark haired man whispers, “I’m starting to think you just see me as some sex toy,” He smirks.
“And,” Klaus breathes. “You have a problem with that?” he quips, shoving his hand down his boxers and stroking the length of his long, hard cock.
“Not necessarily,” Damon slowly says, while he experiences trouble with his concentration. Having someone touching him like that didn’t exactly help him formulate full sentences. “I like being used,” he goes on to say.
“I know that,” the original vampire reaches for his belt.
Then, there’s a sharp clack against the bed as he’s suddenly bent over the blond man’s knee with his boxers being pulled down.
“Have you been a good boy, Damon Salvatore?” Klaus snares, grabbing his chin, forcing him to meet his dark gaze.
Damon swallows hard. “No I haven’t,” he replies.
“Well,” Klaus gives him a toothy grin. “You know what happens when you’re naughty,” his tone is louder this time, and angrier too.
With another clack of his belt, he winces slightly, biting his bottom lip. The older Salvatore brother was always accustomed to being the dominant one in sexual situations. However, he did enjoy switching it up a little. Especially under the power of the one and only Klaus Mikaelson.
“Have you had enough yet?” He hears him say, noting the burning on his ass.
His skin is bright red with pain and pleasure, belt marks staining the perfect porcelain and Damon finally gives in. “Yes, I have,” he releases.
“What do you say?” Klaus asks.
Damon rolls his eyes and seriously reconsiders his life choices. He had his pride after all, but then again, maybe that was the fun of it all.
It was testing his limits, letting his guard down. Allowing someone else to be in charge for once and not having to worry about every little thing wrong with Stefan-Elena, Elena-Stefan, Elena―
“C’mon now love, I don’t have all day,” he hears as he finally lets go.
“P-Please,” Damon begs, lowering his inhibitions.
“That’s more like it,” he says, jerking him off. “Cum for me,” Klaus orders.
His hand is tight around his shaft, twisting and stroking hard. Damon breathes heavily and quickly, sweat dripping down his entire body as the original hybrid has him on the edge. 
He comes with another shout, his lips wrapping around Klaus’s name, like a sonnet.
(He presses his forehead against the other man’s chest, continuing to sound exasperated. Damon’s hair is sticky and wet against Klaus’ skin. He slowly presses a kiss on the top of his head. And it’s the kindest thing Damon has ever felt).
“My sister was right about you,” Klaus tells him, tilting his head up. “You truly are a treat,” he smiles.
Damon chuckles, reaching for the towel that he kept by the bed. “I bet that’s what you say to all the girls,” he jokes, as he wipes himself off. “So, same time next week then?” he quirks.
“Only if you allow me to wake up at a reasonable hour,” He shrugs.
“You Originals sure love your beauty sleep, don’t you?” Damon sighs, as he gets dressed. “Well, just make sure someone eats my pancakes,” He advises on his way out.
After he leaves, Klaus gets up to try out the so-called banana chocolate-chips. To his surprise, they are actually quite good. He doesn’t tell Damon that though.
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Damon: I have feelings for you
Klaus*happily*: You do?
Damon: Yeah, i feel you're annoying as shit
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NOPE. NOT AN ACTUAL KLAMON (lol) FAN WHO THINKS DAROLINE *vomit* WAS "DONE DIRTY" (a pairing in which caroline was a rape and verbal/physical abuse victim, and constantly felt insecure and doubted her own self worth??? if anyone was done dirty it was caroline) BEING ANTI CAROLINE AND MAKING AN AU WHERE SHE'S UNNECESSARILY VILLAINIZED, STEFAN CALLS HER A "BITCH," (as if he would ever lol) AND SHE'S MADE OUT TO BE SOME KIND OF CARICATURE OF A PATHETIC DUMB BLONDE STEREOTYPE??? are you fucking serious you misogynistic pos and r.ape apologist???
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