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uwu-fangurl · 1 year
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Bts subtitles that sounds/ looks fake but aren't p.t. 6
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kuuipobangtan · 2 months
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Does anyone else remember when Jin and Jimin were bored and had a weird pose competition back in 2014?
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And Jimin declared himself the winner but then Sope just…
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jivsco · 2 years
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bts bios
tmj = te amo jimin
feminista até tocar war of hormone
my daily serotonin, bangtan
only army do jeito q o bts gosta
de eu para jungkook: triste? com esses peitões?
smt = seokjin meu tudo
cats, books & bangtan
eu e o yoongi cozinhando juntos
o q o namjoon faria no meu lugar?
feminista até uma mulher falar mal do bts
bangtan = my safety zone
cometeria loucuras para ter o taehyung de red hair de volta
de eu para hoseok: ta vendo aquela lua q brilha lá no céu, se vc me pedir eu vou buscar só pra te dar
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ibkqzz · 2 years
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☆ taehyung layouts ! like/reblog. :)
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ladyartemesia · 9 months
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dentinhodojk · 1 year
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like or rb pls 💥
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omwryugi · 1 year
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URGENTE 🚨 kim namjoon explode brasilia e vira presidente
namjoon reagiu com "😮" para iscola pa qe si eo ja cei lé é iscreve
seokjin esta parado imovel a 5 minutos se olhando no espelho
seokjin PRIMEIRO homem do mundo Ehh delicia 🤤
yoongi voce esta ai *caneta mexe* ai mdskk
yoongi fundador da pizzaria josé farias sua morte nossa alegria
bissexualismo, depressão e hoseokismo
hoseok.. vc ja sabe oq Eu faço la no meu Barraco?
jimin nasceu em 1995 gays em 1994: 🤮🏳️‍🌈❌
jimin é 80% gay os outros 20% é viado que nem eu
taehyung adicionando um pequeno smt no fim de suas frases para causar impacto
thv tweetou: chupo pau chupo buceta e se eo for para o inferno chupo até o capeta
jungkook pfvr posta decalcomania SERA QUE PODEMOS FALAR SOBRE MEU DIA .?
jungkook.97: kkkk *figurinha da agatha nunes*
bts meme bios em portugues
like ou reblogue se gostar ou usar
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avocardorablegirl · 5 months
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BTS funny 🤣😭🤣🤣
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jihopesjoint · 1 year
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I’m sorry if someone has already asked you this but I just discovered your blog and I have to know what your headcannons are of BTS while high
anon… NO ONE has asked me this yet!!!! and you have my whole entire heart for taking one for the team and doing god’s work. i have treated this ask with the utmost importance and i only hope that i don’t disappoint you. also i'm sorry this took me literally all day LMFAO let me just open this with a blanket statement: the sheer number of bangtan giggles that there would be. i think i would die. anyway. onwards and upwards
namjoon
tbh my boy namjoon already speaks like he is stoned. he is ALWAYS waxing poetic and having an existential crisis, and that would increase tenfold if found holding a blunt. he’s making connections, he’s drawing conclusions. the empty chip bag that he has just devoured is definitely a metaphor for fame and how people take everything they love from you and then there’s nothing left for yourself. he’d sit on that for about five minutes before feeling guilty for thinking such thoughts about HIS army, who always refills his metaphorical chip bag.
seokjin
think of the windshield wiper laughs. OH he would be making the stupidest jokes (yes more than he already does). he gets great pleasure from jokes that make people groan. in seeming direct contrast, our gamer guy would be absolutely COUCHLOCKED. but he’d find that for some reason he just isn’t as angry at failures/deaths as he would be sober. and he thinks, “is THIS peace? have i never known it before this moment?” he didn't think he could get any more go with the flow than he already was. but if you think he’s not paying attention to the room around him, think again. he's making fun of everyone else losing their minds, all with eyes glued to the screen.
yoongi
oh bro. yoongi? he’s already an encyclopedia of useless knowledge, sprinkled with existential dread and hatred of the system. my man is ranting and RAVING about the capitalist machine. he doesn't understand why people have to work themselves to death to survive with no opportunity to enjoy life. he's pissed about the fact that he now benefits so greatly from a system he initially set out to be publicly against. and then he'll go on for 15 minutes about stucco, no transition. he's also hearing the most mundane sounds and recording them on his phone because they'll be perfect samples for a track. and then when he listens back to them the next day, he'll be like "what the absolute fuck was this?"
hobi
hobi for the first 20 minutes of the high is a silent observer. it's a little overwhelming right at the beginning, so he's probably a little in his head. he's just taking everything in. but after he crests the peak, he is loosey goosey. music has never made him want to dance more, and he didn't know that was possible. our boy's taste in music is made for getting stoned to. he's wiggling over to the snacks, wiggling with the snacks in his hand. falling to the floor, shouting with laughter when he sees how absolutely ZOOTED his members are. after he wipes the tears from his eyes, he sees yoongi sampling the sound of the ice maker and immediately goes over to be his ultimate hype man.
jimin
park jimin. my sweet baby. he knows that mama didn’t raise no bitch, so he’s taken extra hits after everyone’s tapped out. his eyes are basically permanently shut. for the life of him he cannot stop giggling. he’s in that every single thing that happens is funny mode. can’t hold himself upright. we’re talking hands on shoulders, we’re talking heads in laps, we’re talking falling to the floor. kim taehyung is the funniest person to exist in his eyes (yes more than normal). usually he cringes at himself speaking affectionately about his members, but all inhibitions are gone. he loves them SO MUCH, and he’s absolutely not going to shut up about it. he’s making grandiose plans for them to never get around to doing together because they’re not actually reasonable.
taehyung
taehyung is also thinking thoughts, putting things together. we're talking about the brain that brought us borahae. of course, for one good realization, you have to have about one hundred terrible ones. think of the highest thought you've ever had, or have ever heard someone else have, and you might have stepped inside the anomaly that is kim taehyung's head. some shit like, "what if birds aren't singing and they're actually screaming because they're afraid of heights?" and of course, jimin is fully ready to take this thought that he accidentally vocalized, turn it into a bit, and beat it into the ground. legend has it they're still figuring this out.
jungkook
on his most productive day, our maknae is operating as head empty, no thoughts. so there's no doubt in my mind that he's staring at the wall. not a damn thing is happening up there, i promise you. he's just realized AGAIN that he has hands, but he has no idea what to do with them. because he's completely unaware of what's going on in the room around him, he's interrupted taehyung and jimin's bit to ask them what he should do about his hand predicament. but while he was trying to get their attention, his hand brushed over one of the blankets on the couch and goddamn is it not the softest thing he's ever felt. so his focus has shifted entirely to feeling this blanket. rinse and repeat.
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yoontastic · 3 months
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flutterbysnowflakes · 2 months
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behind the scenes of Love Wins All.
How elegant. So regal. The sexiness….
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sopefrogs · 2 years
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sempre estarei ao seu lado e eu prometo que te amarei eternamente. com tudo de mim, hoseok. não há nada que me tire o amor tão único que mantenho pra meu amor de todas as vidas, bts. mesmo se o fundo do oceano arenoso se dividir em duas partes, nunca solte a minha mão, thv ! você empresta seu ombro, então me deito para sonhar. apenas o seu cheiro me acalma, hoseok. algumas estrelas no céu. a milhares, são únicas. embora inalcançáveis, eu as tenho — bangtan. ♡ eu te escolheria em todas as minhas vidas, não importa em qual sempre será você, taehyung. ☆ amo cada detalhe de vocês, simplesmente por eles serem de vocês, cada deles são únicos, bts. o teu sorriso é a poesia mais linda e magnífica, que os meus olhos já leram, minha vida. hoseok.
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roo-bastmoon · 11 months
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Introducing: BTS Monday Memes
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FOR JUNE
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taechnological · 11 months
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it's him
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bangbangtanshrimp · 2 years
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No one talk to me about run bts
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ladyartemesia · 9 months
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literally half the dash right now—
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