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inbloomwriting · 10 months

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a calm surrender II Roy Kent

Plot: Roy doesn't love her. In fact, he finds her irritating above anything else. And yet he manages to tell her in so many different ways.

Pairing: Roy Kent x female reader

Warnings: A lot of swearing, mentions of food and alcohol. Reader takes Keeley's spot in some plot points - no disrepect to her though she's my favorite.

Notes: This is inspired by a "100 ways to say I love you" List. It’s 8.3k words, It's a big one.

Likes, reblogs, comments are all much appreciated. I am German. Sometimes I get the tense wrong or make mistakes. I am useless when it comes to punctuation. Go easy on me, please

"It's enough for this restless warrior Just to be with you"

Take my jacket, it’s cold & You can have half

She’s irritating. Everything about her manages to get under his skin. The way she’s always smiling that big radiant smile of hers or the perpetual scent of jasmine and vanilla that seems to follow her anywhere. She laughs too loud, she’s a terrible driver and even worse at parking. The music coming from the physio room is mostly cheesy 80s and 90s pop songs that make Roy want to give himself a lobotomy. She’s irritating in every which way you look at it — and maybe that’s the exact reason why Roy can’t keep himself from looking at her.

Tonight is no exception. For some inexplicable reason, his eyes manage to find her across the room and in the crowd, every single time without fail. It’s not like it’s a conscious choice on his part either. It just happens. That sparkly green dress of her’s just seems to call out to him like the damn light across the bay at the Buchanan’s dock.

And the worst part is that she noticed. She caught his eyes on her more than once, even had the audacity to smirk back at him. During the auction, for a small moment, he thought she might bid on him when her hand just barely twitched and her eyes held a sense of infinite mischief. She didn’t though and for a second he could feel a string of disappointment pull at his heart. Not because he wanted her to bid on him or anything, he just wasn’t particularly fond of the idea of having to spend time with Cheryl Barnaby.

He managed to find her across the room all night — except for right now. Everyone’s on the dance floor. Keeley, Jamie, Ted, even Beard. But not her.

No one’s paying attention to him right now, if he were to just slip out of here, no one will notice.

It’s not like he wanted to be here in the first place. Sure, raising money for underprivileged children is something honorable and he would never let his own disdain for overly glitzy social events get in the way of doing the right thing. Doesn’t mean he has to like it though.

Emptying his glass with one last sip he grabs his jacket from the back of the chair and steps out into the chilly air of a London night.

It’s funny, really, how the moment he stops searching, the green light calls back out to him and she steps into his vision. A glowing beacon of refuge, guiding ships through dark nights to safe shores.

The cold air nips at her skin, sharp and vicious and Roy doesn’t even have to get any closer to her to notice that she’s shivering. He can barely suppress the urge to roll his eyes at her. Of course, she’s cold, she’s only wearing the dress and some flimsy chiffon scarf thing around her shoulders. That’s gonna do fuck all to shelter her from the cold. Irritating. She’s so irritating.

The most irritating part though, is that he can’t help but slip out of his suit jacket. The most irritating part is that he can’t help but care.

“Take my jacket, it’s cold.”

There it is again, that smile of hers. The one he sees sometimes when he’s about to fall asleep. How ridiculous, he thinks, how foolish of him. How absurd it is to fall asleep to the image of a smile belonging to a girl that annoys him more than anything and anyone. (Except maybe Jamie).

“Are you — are you talking to me? Little old me? Are you being nice to me?”

“Jesus fuck, don’t make it weird. I’m always nice.”

She giggles and it’s bloody adorable. So adorable that a smile threatens to pull the corners of his lips upwards. See? Fucking irritating.

“You hardly talk more than 3 words to me when you’re in the physio room but — okay. If that’s your version of nice.”

“Take the jacket or not, I don’t care. I’ll let you freeze out here if you’re trying to be difficult. Means fuck all to me.”

That’s not true. They both know it. No matter how much Roy tries to deny or hide it, there is a soft heart buried inside the rough exterior. He just can’t risk showing that to everyone. Can’t have people getting the wrong ideas.

“No, please I — sorry I’m just — you make me nervous and when I’m nervous I talk a lot and then most of what comes out is just stupid nonsense or deflecting humor or something. I would really appreciate that jacket. It really is fucking freezing.”

Roy has been in the public eye for years now, he’s used to people being intimidated, nervous. Usually, it’s strangers though, people who don’t know him. Those that do, that work with him, usually lose that feeling pretty quickly.

“Why the fuck would I make you nervous?”

She just glances at him before turning her face back towards the street “Have you seen yourself?”

He’s not sure how to take that. Is it a compliment? Does she think he’s handsome? It’s not like it matters to him really. In fact, the thought that she might find him attractive is — say it with me — fucking irritating.

He contemplates asking her outright if this is something she does on purpose. If she’s deliberately trying to rile him up. The words are on the tip of his tongue when he notices her shiver once again and all that was on his mind vanishes against the desperate need to keep her warm.

“Jesus. Let me just — “

Jasmine. Vanilla. He smells it when he slips the jacket around her shoulders. He wonders if his jacket will smell like that, like her, when he gets it back. Wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. Not because it’s her or anything — just because it smells fantastic and Roy is not one to deny himself the simple pleasures in life.

“I really appreciate it, Roy.”

And the gratefulness with which she says it is not irritating at all. It’s endearing. It’s flutters-in-his-tummy kind of wonderful.

Instead of reacting like a normal, reasonable person with a simple “you're welcome”, he gives her one of his signature grunts. That’s as good a normal reasonable reaction as anyone can expect from him, really.

“What are you out here all by yourself for anyway? Trying to get kidnapped or something?”

“No,” there it is again, the giggle. Ugh. “ I’m waiting for my Uber. He’s — “She checks her phone, illuminating her face with the harsh blue light. He thinks she looks wonderful either way. Then scolds himself for thinking it. Some simple pleasures he has to deny himself. “ 12 minutes away.”

Roy isn’t quite certain whether or not he considers himself a good person. He tries to be, it’s a conscious effort each and every day. He helps out his sister, he gives in to all of Phoebe’s wishes even if it means having to play the princess yet again and never getting to be the dragon. He donates more money to charity than the press is aware of, leaves hefty tips whenever he goes out to eat and though he does swear a lot, he still tries to be polite if he can.

He tries to be a good person and a good person doesn’t let a woman wait outside in the cold dark night by herself. No matter how infuriating she is.

“Do you mind if I keep you company? Couldn’t live with myself if you got snatched up and I was the last person to see you alive.”

A laugh tumbles from her lips. A step up from a giggle and god does it send shockwaves through his traitorous heart.

“The press would have a field day if that happened. I can see the headlines, ‘Football legend Roy Kent involved in the disappearance of Richmond sports physio’ and then they use a picture of you from like 10 years ago with the really bad long hair that makes you look a little sketchy.”

“I didn’t look sketchy.”

“You looked a little sketchy.”

Roy glances at her through the corner of his eyes. She really is a dream in forest green, the sequins, and rhinestones reflecting the street lights like little kaleidoscopes. He’s almost certain he’ll dream in shades of green tonight. He’s sure he’ll see her smiling face.

“You look beautiful.”

The words fall from his lips before he can stop them and it makes him want to put his head through a wall. Fuck.

“Thank you —” she replies bashfully, “do you want some sausage roll?”

In all the scenarios running through his head of how this conversation could’ve gone, this is not one of the outcomes he expected.

“What?” he asks, one eyebrow raised in question.

“Do you want a part of my sausage roll?” she chuckles and pulls a brown paper bag from her sparkly clutch bag. “I wasn’t sure if they were gonna actually feed us or just serve us rich people portions so I brought backup. You can have half if you want.”

She breaks the flaky pastry in two and holds one piece out to him. Even her nails are painted to match the dress. If he was any worse a man he would risk it all for just one taste of her and whatever black magic she possesses that gets so deeply under his skin. He is a better man than that tough, so he settles for a taste of the sausage roll.

“You’re a strange woman”

“Strange or smart?”

Taking a bite from the sausage roll, buttery and flaky and greasy, he must admit she has a point.

“Bit of both.”

“I can live with that.”

Silence settles upon them, well as silent as a London night can be. It feels weirdly comfortable. No expectations to be someone or do something. Just her and the city and the fucking Greggs sausage roll.

And — Elton John?

“Oh, I love that song!”

A string of pink lights adorns the top of the rikshaw as it turns the corner, loudly blasting Can you feel the love tonight. The driver catches sight of them and Roy can’t suppress the annoyed groan slipping its way out.

“Good evening can I interest you lovebirds in a — “

“No, fuck off!”

Elton’s voice gets quieter and quieter as the startled driver rides his rickshaw further away and back into the inky black of the night.

Lovebirds, he called them lovebirds. Thought the two of them were anything other than acquaintances. People pushed together by circumstances and coincidence. As if anything between them could ever happen. She’s already getting under his skin, sticks around his thoughts, and ghosts through his head without him ever giving her permission to do so. She’s all he can think about lately and yes he knows it sounds repetitive but god it’s so damn irritating.

“I would’ve liked to hear the rest of the song.”

Roy scoffs “Figures.”

“What's that supposed to mean?”

He turns to face her and, for the first time since he’s stepped out of the building and into this tiny bubble they’re sharing for just this fleeting moment, he looks at her. Really looks at her. With her sparkly dress and her lips painted a deep red like candy apples. With flakes of the pastry sticking to her lower lip and his jacket wrapped around her looking almost like this is where it’s always belonged.

He’s never had a heart attack before, he wonders if this is what it feels like.

“You play the worst fucking music when you’re working in the physio room.”

“Uh — are you insulting my taste in music? Are you really out here insulting the legend, sir Elton John? The Lion King soundtrack is a religious experience, okay?”

He hates that he can clearly tell by the glimmer of mischief in her eyes that she is joking more than anything. He shouldn’t be able to tell. Mere acquaintances can’t do shit like that.

“No, in fact, it’s a pretty fucking great movie. It came out when my sister was a kid though and I had to watch that shit a million times. You know how traumatizing it is having to watch Mufasa die over and over again?“

She grants him a look of understanding and shrugs her shoulders in agreement “At least it’s not Frozen, eh? “

“I have a 6-year-old niece.”

Roy Kent has a lot of things in his life that he takes pride in. His career and talent, all the hard work he put in to be where he is today. He takes pride in being a good brother and a loving uncle and maybe even a good friend and leader.

Making her let out a snort as she laughs at his Frozen-induced misery? That might be his proudest achievement to date.

“I’m glad you find my suffering amusing.”

“What can I say? You’re a funny guy, Roy Kent. So funny in fact that I almost bid on you at the auction.”

He wants to let out the most guttural scream in the existence of mankind. She can’t just go ahead and say stuff like that. Not when he is trying so hard to keep their interactions at the most basic level. Not when she already haunts his dreams. She’s irritating, Roy. Not charming or lovable or — beautiful. Or maybe she is all those things but most of all she’s annoying and infuriating and — oh he’s so fucked.

“Why didn’t you?”

“Oh, well I’m just a measly sports physician. Don’t get me wrong, it's good money but I don’t really earn quite enough to throw thousands of pounds at a man to have him spend time with me.”

He’d do it for free. Hate every second of it, naturally. But he’d do it for free.

Can’t tell her that though. Never. So once again he just grunts.

A silver Toyota pulls up to the curb, effectively bursting their little bubble of comfort as the driver leans down to look out the window. “You (Y/N) ?”

“Yes, that’s me.”

She makes a motion to slip out of the jacket, only for Roy to step in and hold it closed, keeping it in place, wrapped around her, and shielding her from the cold.

“Keep it,” his voice comes out all rough and husky. More than usual. It’s probably the jasmine scent getting to him, clouding his every sense. “Don’t want you to freeze on the way home. Just give it back another time.”

“Oh, okay. Well, thanks again. Goodnight, Roy.”

He opens the door for her and closes it softly once she’s settled into the car. Roy tries so hard to be a good man, a good person but in that moment all he wants to do is be a little bit worse, just a little bit. Just enough to rip the door open again, pull her out of the seat and kiss her stupid.

Instead, he wishes her a good night and sends her off before stepping out into the night himself. There is a smile playing on his lips all the way home and it’s so fucking irritating.

I was in the neighborhood & It’s okay I couldn’t sleep anyway

The door leading to her apartment is bright red and there is a little white sign and the picture of a dog with huge fucking ears that reminds him of Gizmo from the Gremlins. It says “Beware of the dog — might cuddle you to death.”

It’s cheesy as hell. He loves it.

He’s not quite sure how he ended up here. Losing is never fun. Feeling yourself slowly becoming unable to do the things you love, the things you were good at, and actively playing a part in your team losing? That’s absolutely mortifying.

Of all the places he could’ve gone, all the people he could’ve seen — he ends up in front of her door. Red and shiny like her lips that night.

It’s almost 1am and all things considered, this is a really dumb idea. She’s probably asleep and waking her up would be fucking rude. He should just go and forget this ever happened instead of knocking on her door in the middle of the night. That’s what the rational part of his brain tells him at least.

Roy was never really good at listening to the rational part of his brain.

Tiny barks, no doubt belonging to the dog on the sign, echo through the hallway before the door swings open just enough for (Y/N) to look at him with tired eyes.

“Roy?”

“I was in the neighborhood I — I didn’t mean to wake you. I’m sorry.”

It’s not a lie, really. He was in the neighborhood. He walked here specifically to knock on her door and see her.

“It’s okay, I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

Now that is most definitely a lie. Her eyes are sleepy, her hair disheveled and he can just about make out the pillow print on her cheek.

“Do you want to come in?”

He does. He shouldn’t but he really does.

The apartment is small but it feels cozy rather than cramped. The walls are lined with pictures, little reminders of happy moments and people she loves.

There’s one of him too, well him and Isaac and Sam and then her at the end of the line. He thinks it was taken at some get-together after a particularly hard-fought win. He likes to know that there’s a picture of him on her wall even if his appearance in the photo is probably more incidental than anything.

“I didn’t know you had a dog.”

It’s a stupid thing to say, there is so much he doesn’t know about her. He doesn’t know where she was born or if she has siblings or if she always wanted to be a physiotherapist. But there are things he does know, like the specific way she likes her coffee and that she always gets a snickerdoodle cookie from the bakery down the road from the stadium, every Wednesday without fail. How she scrunches up her nose when she’s frustrated and that she snorts when something makes her laugh really hard.

“His name is Yoda. He’s a papillon and also my best friend.”

“Don’t let Sam hear.”

“Oh, he’s also Sam’s best friend.”

Yoda, it’s a fitting name. He does look like a Yoda.

“So what brings you here, Roy? At uh — “ she glances towards her open kitchen and the digital clock on the microwave “ 1:04 am?”

Should’ve gotten his story straight before he came here. What is he supposed to say? I felt like proper shit and wanted to see your smile? Surely not.

So he blurts out the first thing that comes to his mind.

“Came to get my jacket back.”

Absolute dumbass.

“Your jacket? Oh uh. sure. Let me go get it.”

She regards him with confusion and curiosity, he can tell she’s not really buying his story.

“Or, if you aren’t in a rush, I was about to pop in a movie and pig out on some popcorn? Do you want to join me?”

This might be the first time he lets her see the smile she continues to put on his face.

“Fuck yeah, what are we watching?”

“Vernon is such a little bitch. Antagonizing fucking teenagers? What a loser."

“Right?,” (Y/N) agrees, taking a sip from her glass of rose before stuffing another handful of buttery popcorn into her mouth. “Bender needed someone to care, not just another adult yelling at him. "Such a loser. Hey, now that I think about it, you do give me John Bender vibes. All broody and mysterious.”

Roy just scoffs in response.

Her eyes fall onto his empty glass of wine resting on the little square table in front of the couch.

“You want a top-up?”

“No, I’m good. I should probably get going.”

He hates to admit it, it’s something he’ll take to the grave with him, but there’s something about rosé that gets to him. It makes him tipsy immediately. He doesn’t want to go home but the longer he stays the more he opens himself up to saying something stupid and fucking this up — whatever this is.

“Did you walk here?”

“Mmh.”

“Oh well I can’t in good conscience let you walk home, half a bottle of rosé in your system and dealing with all the emotions brought on by the breakfast club. Couldn’t live with myself if you got snatched up and I was the last person to see you alive”

Throwing his own words back at him should be infuriating, annoying. It isn’t. It’s lovely. She’s lovely.

“You can stay if you want. My couch isn’t the biggest but I think you’ll fit just fine.”

The sincerity in her eyes hits him like a dart to the chest. It’s something so simple as offering him her couch for the night but it means everything for a man who has grown so awfully accustomed to loneliness.

“If I stay, will you make me breakfast?”

“Fuck no”

Laughter fills the tiny living room and it takes him a second to realize it’s his own.

“I might be up for a Starbucks run tomorrow morning before work though.”

“Sounds great. I love peppermint lattes, those are fucking delicious.”

She grants him another smile as she gathers their glasses and the empty bottle and brings them to the kitchen before returning with a fluffy pink blanket for him. He thinks that smile could’ve just about killed him, thinks he might just die right here on her couch and it wouldn’t be so bad.

“Well goodnight, then. Hope you don’t mind Yoda”

The dog is curled up on Roy’s chest like a little bagel. It’s gonna be annoying later, he’s sure but hell will freeze over before he disturbs the little pup.

“That’s fine.”

“He snores, just thought you should know.”

“Makes two of us then, hope he doesn’t mind.”

Another laugh. Another tiny heart attack.

She’s by the door, just about to turn off the light and plunge the room into darkness, when she hesitates for a moment.

“Hey Roy,”

“Yes?”

“I’m sorry you guys lost today and I — I can see you struggling but I just wanted you to know that it was not your fault. I need you to know that.”

The entire way here, he tried to make himself rationalize that. Make himself understand that losing is part of the game and that he did his best. But knowing your best might not be good enough anymore is a hard fucking pill to swallow.

Hearing her say that it’s not his fault, it takes the weight off for a moment. Not all the way, never all the way. But a tiny little bit and that’s a whole lot already.

“Goodnight, (Y/N).”

“Night, Roy.”

He falls asleep with the taste of rosé on his tongue, the snoring of a little dog in his ears, and the sight of her on his mind, all sleepy eyes and messy hair. She never looked better.

It looks good on you & I like your laugh

He’s positively buzzing with euphoria. They won, something no one thought was possible. They won and he scored the winning goal.

Spirits are high as the team and their friends have taken over the Karaoke place. Shots and drinks flow with no regard to the tab they’re raking up or the headache that awaits each of them tomorrow. None of that matters right now. Tonight is made for celebrating. Consequences don’t exist right here and now.

Rebecca burns the house down with her rendition of let it go and after a short intermission by Dani, singing a Spanish song that neither of them managed to join in with their non-existent knowledge of the language, the opening chords to another familiar song fill the room.

“Well, thanks for making us all look like amateurs, Rebecca,” (Y/N) says into the microphone as she takes her place on stage. Her words are laced with happiness and laughter and Roy thinks she must have him under some spell because he can’t manage to not smile when she’s around. It’s a bit ridiculous if he’s being honest.

“I will most definitely not be able to live up to that performance but I thought we could stay in the Disney bubble for a moment.”

Her eyes meet his across the room and when she winks at him it takes everything in him not to get up on stage and devour her. Fucking irritating.

“I know you all know this song so sing along if you feel like it. This one’s for you, John Bender.”

He knows it’s one of the cheesiest love songs ever, written for a movie about a cartoon lion. But sitting on the couch at the karaoke place surrounded by his team, having just scored a winning goal and listening to the girl that haunts his dreams sing straight to him and only him, he thinks Elton has a point. He can feel the love tonight. It’s in the smiles of his friends, and the voices coming together all chaotic and off-key singing along to the song. And there is love in her eyes, clear as day and undeniable.

“And can you feel the love tonight How it's laid to rest? It's enough to make kings and vagabonds Believe the very best”

The night is coming to an end, everyone’s found their way to their respective rooms — or whoever’s room they felt like staying at. Roy’s pretty sure he saw Rebecca’s friend enter Ted’s room but that’s none of his fucking business, is it?

“Okay, you can’t laugh though!” (Y/N)’s voice calls out from the bathroom and drifts towards the main part of the room where Roy is perched on the chair by the window.

This isn’t his room and really he knows he shouldn’t be here. But being alone right now sounded like proper torture. He wasn’t ready to leave this magical night behind yet. Not like this. Not when she sang to him and he had nothing to give her in return. So when she invited him to her room to watch yet another John Hughes movie on Netflix, he couldn’t do anything but accept.

“Are you sleeping in one of those weird fluffy onesies?”

“No, god no.”

“Then I don’t know why I’d laugh at you.”

When she steps into the room, he can see why she’d think he’d laugh at her choice of sleepwear. The white shirt looks not so white anymore, there is a hole at the bottom and a mysterious red stain by the collar. It doesn’t make him laugh though. It makes him fucking hard. Because that’s his name on the back of it. That’s a 2014 world cup Roy Kent England Jersey.

“Fuck me.”

He doesn't mean to let it slip but alcohol and euphoria have made his lips go loose.

“I knoooow, it’s embarrassing. I meant to bring something else but it’s just so comfortable.”

“It looks good on you.”

It does. He thought the green dress was it. Then he thought she looked absolutely adorable, all sleepy and natural. But this? This is the look that pushes him over the edge. This is everything.

“Yeah?” she asks and twirls around the room, not unlike Phoebe whenever Roy gifts her yet another new princess dress. He’s just such a sucker, can never say no when she asks him for something. “You just wait and see, I’ll steal your job soon enough.”

That makes him erupt into laughter yet again, he doesn’t think he’s laughed quite as much lately as when he is with her.

“I’ve seen you attempt to play before. I’m not worried.”

“I like your laugh,” she says, all warm eyes and wistful smile.

“Yeah?”

“Yes.”

Something takes over, an invisible force pulling him to his feet and making him walk up to her. She’s leaning against the wall as he places one hand on her hip, the other on the wall next to her head. This shouldn’t be happening, he knows this. It’s dumb to believe that whatever tension there is between them can lead to anything. That’s just not in the cards for him no matter how much he wishes for it.

Girls like her don’t fall for boys like him. They never did, they never will.

“Roy Kent, you won today.”

Winning the game is the last thing on his mind right now. How could he ever think about winning right this moment when her hand is softly resting on his cheek and her nose gently nuzzling against his and the —

A knock on the door cuts through the moment making Roy let go and take a step back.

“Fucks sake.”

In his defense, Sam looks apologetic as he stands in front of the door, signature smile on his face. Good-natured and lovable. If this was any other moment Roy wouldn’t have been able to be mad at him. But this is that moment and he is a little pissed right now.

“Sorry I didn’t mean to disturb, I was just wondering if you had another phone charger. I can’t find mine and I know you always bring extra so — “

“Uh, yeah let me go get it real quick.” (Y/N) says and turns back towards the room.

Roy’s eyes connect with hers for a split second and it’s like a bucket of ice straight over his head. They both know whatever magical spell they had been under, it’s broken and gone and all that’s left now is a big old pile of what-ifs.

“It’s getting late, I should leave. Goodnight, (Y/N). Night, Sam.”

“We’ll reschedule, yeah?”

Tiny smile on his lips he nods his head in agreement.

He gets a soft “goodnight” in return and though he hates to admit it, the touch of her hand against his cheek lingers there all the way to his room and even further into his dreams.

Call me when you get home & We’ll figure it out

Rain pounds against the roof and windows like tiny bullets. A rainstorm has Richmond tight in its clutches so cruel and unforgiving the team can’t even train right now.

And yet for some reason Roy still finds himself in the workout room, trying to push himself to do just 5 more minutes on the treadmill. Just 5 more.

Actually, it’s not entirely true. He knows why he’s here. Part of him hopes that if he just pushes himself enough, he can overcome the pain in his leg and all the issues it causes. That if he just tries harder, he can go back to being the talented overachiever he used to be.

But it hurts. A sharp stabbing pain rushes through his knee forcing him to step off the treadmill. He hates this. In fact, it’s his worst fucking nightmare. Football is all he’s ever been good at, he can’t lose that. It’s his entire life.

If he’s not Roy the footballer, who is he? Some bloke named Roy with a dead career and no one to come home to? Now doesn’t that sound delightful?

"Roy?"

“Jesus, fuck!”

There she goes again giving him a heart attack, only this time it’s not because she’s being cute or anything.

“Oh shit, I didn’t mean to scare you.”

The smile on her face falls as she catches sight of him holding onto his knee. He can almost see the thoughts running through her head. She knows about his knee. If anyone knows how bad it is, it’s her. She told him not to overdo it. Said that would only make it worse.

He knows she has pity on him and he hates it. It’s irritating coming from everyone. Irritating and misplaced. Why would they pity him? It’s his own damn fault for not being good enough anymore.

But coming from her? That’s even worse. No one wants a guy that’s getting too old to do his job properly. That’s falling apart and breaking.

— Not that he wants her or anything. Oh, Roy, who are you trying to fool here? Of course, he wants her.

“Don’t look at me like that, I’m fine.”

She raises her eyebrow in disbelief, in that bratty way that drives him crazy.

“I said I’m fine, (Y/N).”

“I hear what you’re saying,” she says and comes to stand next to him, crossing her arms in defiance. “but I can also see the way you’re holding your knee and that face you’re making. You’re in pain, love.”

Love. He doesn’t hate how it sounds when she calls him that. Irritating for sure but also — sweet.

“I’ll be fine! What are you even doing here?”

He hasn’t seen a lot of her ever since the night in Liverpool and while part of him was quite glad about it because he honestly wasn’t sure whether or not to bring up whatever had or had not happened between them, another part of him had missed her smile desperately.

“I work here.”

“You’re a fucking smartass, aren’t you.”

“I try.”

Fuck, even when she’s being deliberately difficult she manages to pull a smirk from him.

“I had some paperwork to do but by the time I arrived here, the storm was so bad that now I have to wait for it to stop before I can drive home. I hate driving when it rains.”

“Oh you should,” Roy returns, nodding his head in agreement “You’re a horrible driver in the best of weather.”

She responds with a scandalized gasp and a hand placed on her heart in mock upset “I am not a horrible driver! Take that back.”

“It took you 18 minutes to park your car the other day. I know because I saw it, we all saw it. Boys took the time and had bets going. Jamie won 20 quid.”

“Wha — okay I’ll have to have a word with the guys, you’re ridiculous. But don’t think you can change the topic on me, Mister. Is your knee getting worse?”

Yes, and he fucking hates it. Can’t even say the words out loud because that feels like admitting defeat. And that’s a terrifying thing to do.

Fortunately for him, he doesn’t have to say anything. A look is all it takes and she nods her head in understanding.

“That’s okay, Roy. We’ll figure something out.”

We will figure something out. We as in him and her. Since pretty much the beginning of his professional career, Roy had admirers. People who would latch onto everything he did or said and hold him to abnormally high standards he would never be able to reach. They adored him but they also didn’t know him. She knows him even when he tries so hard to keep her at arm's length. She knows him and is still in his corner, still has his back. The only people who ever did that were his family.

It’s an unusual feeling but he really really likes it. Even if it’s a little terrifying.

“What if — “ he takes a deep breath, trying to form the words that weigh so heavy on his heart “What if I can’t go back to how it used to be? What if this is the end for me?”

“Do you want me to be honest or nice?”

“Lay it on me then.”

“Things might not get back to how they used to be and there’s not really much you can do about it other than learn to accept it and then figure out a new place for yourself.”

“Football is all I have.”

“That’s not true but even if it was there is so much more about it than just the players.”

She’s right but it’s still a bitter pill to swallow.

“…and with that smile of yours, you can always go into modeling. I’m sure they’re always looking for new faces in the toothpaste commercial business.”

“Oh fuck off.”

“See! There’s that smile I was talking about.”

“You’re fucking insufferable sometimes.”

She is. He adores it.

“Oh, but you like it — right?”

“What?”

“You do — like it? Like me?”

It’s the first time he’s seen her act insecure. She’s always so bubbly and happy and smiling, he hates that he put any doubt in her mind that he does anything but cherish her.

“You irritate me, woman. Drive me up the fucking wall, every day.”

“I’m sorry.”

“No! Don’t say sorry. I love it. I think you’re a fucking knockout. Best thing since sliced bread.”

He does, he truly does and it feels nice to say it out loud for once. To admit it to her and to himself. It feels nice when she comes closer and when she rests her arms around his neck and it feels fucking phenomenal when her nose brushes past his and he can almost feel her lips on his.

Almost.

That’s until her phone beeps and she pulls away altogether.

“Ah shit, I gotta go.”

“Fuck sake. The universe hates me.”

“The universe doesn’t hate you, Roy Kent. We just have bad timing. ”

He’s not convinced.

“What about the storm?”

“I think the rain stopped, listen.”

Roy hears nothing. Where raindrops were drumming against the roof and windows just minutes ago, there is silence. He’s never wished for a rainstorm to persist more than he does at that moment.

“Well, call me when you get home at least. Roads will still be wet.”

“Aw, Roy, are you worried about me?”

His lips say no, but his eyes and his smile tell a different story.

You can stay & Is this okay? Can I hold your hand?

This is it. This is the end. He’s seen this one coming for a while now but he tried so hard. He trained and pushed and it was all for nothing. They’re losing and his career as an active footballer is over for good.

The door to the locker room opens slowly, almost cautiously and he’s just about to yell and whoever dares to disturb him, when his head snaps up and he sees (Y/N) standing in the doorway.

“What are you doing here? Game is still going, you’re the fucking Physio.”

“Good thing there’s more than one of us. I have to make sure all my players are okay.”

I’m not okay. That’s what he wants to say. He wants to scream it from the rooftops. He’s not okay. He’s not sure he ever will be.

“Get out, (Y/N).”

She can’t see him like this. Defeated. Broken. Old.

Instead of listening to him, she sits down beside him and holds an ice pack to his injured knee.

“As a physio, I need to tell you that what you did was really stupid.”

He knows it was. It was a calculated risk he was willing to take and if nothing else, he kept Jamie from scoring and the fans appreciated it. That was all that mattered at that moment.

“But as a friend and Richmond fan, I think it was brilliant. I just wish you didn’t hurt yourself in the process.”

Silence settles over them and (Y/N) is just about to get back up when he grabs onto her arm and pulls her back down. “You can stay.”

“Okay.”

And for a long while they just sit. No words, no expectations. Just them.

Softly, almost like a whisper, he feels her touch against his hand, sliding her fingers between his.

“Is this okay? Can I hold your hand?”

It’s not okay. It’s phenomenal. It’s everything he could’ve wished for in that moment but never would’ve had the nerve to ask. It’s a promise that he isn’t alone in this. There is someone there holding his hand through the darkest of times.

A green light guiding him to safe shores.

“Don’t you fucking dare let go.”

Stay there, I’m coming to get you & I can't wait for tomorrow

Turns out, retiring from a successful football career does not mean you suddenly have a lot of free time. In fact, Roy doesn’t think he’s ever been this busy doing shit he doesn’t like.

Everyone wants an interview, a statement, a “what happens next”. It’s a lot of paperwork and contracts and shit he doesn’t care about. The point is, he’s fucking busy. So busy he hasn’t seen (Y/N) in quite a few days. Nothing has really changed since their moment in the locker room but somehow everything feels different.

It’s exactly 4:12 am when his phone rings. He almost doesn’t want to answer but calls at 4am usually mean bad news and he’d never forgive himself if something happened to his sister or Phoebe or (Y/N) or even (and he will deny this if you ask him about it) Jamie just because he couldn’t be bothered to answer his phone.

“Hello?”

“Royoooo.”

Oh. Oh!

A smirk pulls at his lips.

“(Y/N)?”

“Sorry —” she says and stops for a giggle “Sorry to wake you. I just — I was out with the girls and I didn’t plan on drinking but I did. They had a buy one get one free deal. It would be stupid to say no, right?”

“Right.”

"So, yeah."

“Go on. Didn’t just call me to tell me about the drinks, did you.”

“Oh, no. I just wanted to talk to you while I wait for my Uber. I miss you.”

“Do you?”

“So much!” her words are slow and slightly slurred. “Every fucking day. Like — god, I just wanna see your stupid handsome face.”

“It’s handsome, innit?”

“You have no idea! I just want to kiss you, so badly.”

Kiss him. She wants to kiss him. Sure, it almost happened twice but it’s still different hearing her outright say it. But then again, she’s drunk and by the time she wakes up tomorrow, she probably won’t remember half of what she’s saying right now.

“Where are you?”

“It’s that weird little bar around the corner from Sam’s restaurant. The one with the green door.”

“Go on and cancel that Uber.”

“Then how am I going to get home?”

“Stay there, I’m coming to get you.”

Roy isn’t quite certain whether or not he considers himself a good person. He tries to be, it’s a conscious effort each and every day. He tries to be a good person and a good person doesn’t let the woman he’s absolutely head over heels for wait outside in the cold dark night by herself. No matter how infuriating she is.

“Okay,” she agrees, a giggle slipping past her lips “Thank you. Can’t wait to see you.”

And though Roy had other plans for his weekend than picking up a drunk girl at 4 in the morning, he also can’t wait to see her.

“…and like it was mostly sugar, right? So I thought why not have another one. Turns out it was mostly vodka.”

“Who could’ve guessed.”

She’s cuddled up on his couch in one of his shirts looking into his eyes and retelling her night in vivid detail. Her story is slurred and a bit all over the place, blame it on her tipsy brain. It takes her forever to get to the point and when she does, the point doesn’t even make all that much sense. It doesn’t matter, he’d listen to her ramble forever if it meant he got to spend time with her wearing his shirt sitting on his couch — looking into his eyes.

“You’re going to feel like shit tomorrow.”

“I know,” she shrugs then scoots closer to him and wraps her arms around his “but you’re here so it’s only half as bad really.”

“If I’m feeling generous I’ll even make you breakfast.”

“You really are the dream, Roy Kent.”

She’s clawing at his chest, prying open his ribcage and burying herself where his heart used to be. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

“You have to stop saying shit like that. People are gonna think you’re in love with me or something.”

She pulls away slightly and looks up at him with those big eyes of hers before resting one hand on his cheek.

“Roy, I am. I thought you knew.”

He had a hunch, of course. Fostered a spark of hope in his heart that there could be something between them after all. But once you grow accustomed to loneliness it’s a little hard to let yourself believe.

“Do I need to show you to believe me?”

She pulls his face closer to hers and for a millisecond he wants to let go, but when he smells the alcohol on her breath he pulls back. This isn’t right.

“Did I do something wrong?”

“You’re off your tits. I’m not kissing you like this. Our first kiss is not going to be some inebriated tongue-wagging. You hear me? I’m a hopeless fucking romantic, that kiss is gonna be special. I’m gonna kiss you stupid.”

She bites her lips to suppress the smile from taking over.

“So if I were to ask again tomorrow, you’d say yes?”

“Mh.”

“Promise?”

“Yes.”

At that she snuggles further into his arms and rests her head against his shoulder, a content smile on her face as she closes her eyes.

“Oh, I can’t wait for tomorrow.”

He doesn’t admit it, but neither can he.

I think you're beautiful & I’ll meet you halfway

“Roy?”

Her voice echoes through his house as the eggs sizzle on the stove.

“Why is there a small child looking at me?”

“Phoebe, stop staring at her you little creep!”

“She’s so pretty.”

She has a point.

10 minutes later the girls join him in the kitchen, walking in hand in hand and big smiles on their faces. Seeing them get along makes his heart grow approximately 12 sizes. That being said, the two of them teaming up against him sounds like trouble to him. Good trouble though. Trouble he loves to deal with.

“Good morning, Roy.”

“Morning. Pheebs, go sit down, breakfast is almost ready.”

“Okay, Uncle Roy.”

Once she’s out of the immediate earshot he turns back towards (Y/N). Though she tried her best to conceal it, yesterday's makeup is still smudged around her eyes and her hair is a downright mess. She’s wearing his shirt though, standing barefoot in his kitchen after bonding with his niece.

Sometimes life is fucking sweet.

“Don’t look at me like that, I know I look like a mess.”

“I think you’re beautiful.”

“You’re delusional.”

“That’s not what you said last night. Think you called me the fucking dream if I recall correctly. Said you were in love with me.”

(Y/N) leans against the kitchen island, her hands flat against the countertop and her eyes trained on Roy.

“I did say that, didn’t I?”

“Yes.”

Roy mirrors her position, arms resting on the kitchen island across from her. God, she really is so beautiful.

“Remember what you said?”

“Do you?”

“You promised me something, Roy.”

Roy Kent doesn’t make promises lightly. He thinks there’s hardly anything quite as heartbreaking and awful as breaking a promise. He prides himself in keeping all the ones he’s made.

It’s only right to keep this one too.

“Phoebe,” he calls out to the little girl without moving his eyes away from (Y/N) for even a second “Blindfold!”

The 6-year-old slaps her tiny hands over her eyes obeying her uncle's orders with no hesitation and no questions asked. He’s proud of her. Silly little idiot.

Leaning across the counter, his lips almost reach (Y/N)’s. She’s so close. So close.

Only —

“Fuck, I can’t reach. My knee.”

There’s so much love in her eyes as she regards him. It almost knocks him out.

“Don’t worry about it. I’ll meet you halfway,” She says and gets up on her tiptoes.

Across the counter their lips meet. There are no fireworks or butterflies or an angel choir singing. But there is her tasting of toothpaste and smelling his deodorant. Her and the feeling of belonging. Of comfort and domesticity and love. He loves this woman, undeniably and irrevocably.

It’s a great kiss. Fucking mindblowing. There is no need for rom-com-induced fairytale fantasies when you have the real thing and it is so much better than any story could ever be.

“Hey Roy,” she whispers against his lips as they come up for air.

“Hmm?”

“The eggs are burning.”

“Fuck!”

“You owe me a pound, Uncle Roy!”

Irritating! Both of them.

They’re his whole entire heart.

I love you & I love you

“I love you.”

It’s a normal fucking Tuesday when she says it for the first time. Really says it. Using those exact words. There’s nothing special about that day but with those words, she puts magic into it. The way she puts magic into his life every single day.

“Fuck you!”

“Sorry, what?”

She’s laughing. She’s always laughing and smiling that goddamn smile that makes him go all soft inside. Beautiful, lovely, knockout that she is.

“I said fuck you. I’ve been thinking about how to tell you all fucking week and here you go and say it first. You’re infuriating.”

Softly she rolls over so she’s resting on his chest, fingers softly tracing patterns into his skin.

“You’ve said it a million times before, Roy.”

“I love you, (Y/N).”

Can’t hurt to say it again.

“I know. I knew. I always knew. From the moment you gave me your jacket.”

Of course, she knew. She took one look at him and it was like she got a view straight into his soul. Straight into his heart with all the vices and virtues, all his triumphs and defeats. All the good and the bad.

How fucking irritating. He loves her for it.

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sanguineterrain · 7 months

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Hello! Can I please request massages when they’re stressed with Clark please! Thank you!!

Aw this one was so fun! Thanks for requesting 🥰

Clark Kent x gn!reader. Stressed Clark, massages, cuddles.

****

The door to your apartment opens, and in rushes Clark, talking a mile a minute on the phone.

"—Yes, I understand, Mr. White, but—yes, I know this story is—I just think maybe—okay. Yes. Goodbye, Mr. White."

Clark carefully places his cellphone on the kitchen counter. Then he slides down the wall, legs out in front of him.

You walk over. He looks up, and the pinch in his brow softens.

"Hey, my love," he says tiredly.

"Hi, sunshine," you say back and crouch to his level. "Tough day?"

Clark's head thumps the wall. The plaster cracks slightly, and he winces.

"Sorry," he says, and you smile.

"'S okay. We accepted a long time ago that we wouldn't be getting our deposit back on this apartment. No use trying to save it now."

"Save!" Clark gets up so fast, you wobble on your feet. He steadies you with hands on your waist. Then he zooms to the bedroom and back, now clad in his Superman suit.

"I completely forgot about patrol!" He groans. "Okay, I'll be back. If White calls, tell him I'll—"

"Clark," you say, resting your hands on those broad, broad shoulders. "Can you come back to the ground?"

He's floating half a foot above the floor. Sometimes, he doesn't even realize he's doing it.

Sheepishly, Clark returns to his feet. You cup his face, and his eyes flutter.

"I gotta... I need to go..."

"Take the night off," you say.

"Huh?"

"Take tonight off, Clark. You're spreading yourself too thin."

"But what if—"

"Clark. Us Metropolites got on fine before we had a Superman. Just regular city problems. They will be okay for one night. If there's a crazy billionaire in a suit of tech trying to take over the world, then you can go. Otherwise, I think the little girl who lost her cat will survive one night without you checking every bush and balcony in the city."

"But... but I can hear them," he says frantically. "I can hear all their problems."

You frown and tug on his hand, heading for the bedroom. Clark follows you like he has lead feet.

"Change into comfortable clothes," you say.

Clark mopily glances at his dresser. You sigh.

"Baby, just let me take care of you for a little while. You can save as many cats in trees as your heart desires tomorrow. Okay?"

Clark thinks about it for another minute. Then he nods, and he's out of his suit and in a t-shirt and sweats in a flash. You get two bottles of essential oils from a drawer and hold up each.

"Jasmine or eucalyptus?" you ask.

"Jasmine," Clark says instantly. "Smells like you."

You kiss him for that, and he responds enthusiastically, desperately. Then you pull away and crawl behind him on the bed.

"Lay down on your stomach," you say, and he does.

You warm up a few drops of the oil between your hands and lift Clark's shirt. Then you start to rub. He hums.

"Your hands feel nice," he says, but his back remains tight with tension.

You press harder. Clark is still stiff.

"Clark, can you even—do you even feel the massage?"

"I can feel pressure," he says. "Is it supposed to ache?"

"Not ache, but... okay, tell me if I do hurt you."

"Okay, love."

Not that you ever could. But still. You know Clark gets melancholy about being from another planet. You know he feels good when you treat him like you would any human.

You go on your knees, straddling Clark, and put as much strength as you can muster into your ministrations. Clark lets out a happy hum.

"Feels good," he mumbles.

Which is wonderful, obviously, even though it feels like you're welding iron with your bare hands.

Those powerful muscles beneath your fingers begin to slacken. Sweat beads on your neck as you push and knead Clark's back and shoulders. His breathing is even and slow. You're close to panting.

But at least he's letting himself be taken care of. And that's all that matters.

You stop when your own arms begin to ache, and you flop onto Clark, all your weight on his back. He reaches around and squeezes the backs of your thighs.

"Thank you," he says quietly. "I needed that."

You kiss his hair. "Anytime, sunshine."

...

"Can't I just save one cat? Really quickly?"

You roll your eyes and tuck your arms underneath Clark's waist.

"Go to sleep, Superman."

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jewish-ship-showdown · 1 year

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Ships that have already qualified (read before submitting):

Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia

Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand/Carlos Reyes

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Gwen Stacey

Willow Rosenberg/Winifred "Fred" Burkle

Francine Frensky/Muffy Crosswire

Susan Ivanova/Marcus Cole

Kate Kane (Batwoman)/Renee Montoya

Barry B. Benson/Vanessa Bloome

Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago

Willow Rosenberg/Tara Maclay

Jack Zimmermann/Eric "Bitty" Bittle

Justin "Ransom" Oluransi/Adam "Holster" Birkholtz

Danny/Reuven

Larissa "Lara" Bogdan/Jasmine

Kelsey Pokly/Isabella "Stacks" Alvarado

Rebecca Bunch/Audra Levine

Rebecca Bunch/Greg Serrano

Rebecca Bunch/Nathaniel Plimpton

Samantha "Sam" Manson/Danniel "Danny" Fenton

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Selina Kyla (Catwoman)

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Clark Kent (Superman)

Clark Kent (Superman)/Lois Lane

Harley Quinn/Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy)

Barney Guttman/Logan Nguyen

Leah/Chanan

Shay Goldstein/Dominic Yun

Marvin/Whizzer

Trina/Mendel Weisenbachfeld

Perchik/Hodel

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Molly McGee/Libby Stein Torres

Rachel Berry/Noah Puckerman

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Levi Schmidt/Nico Kim

Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

James Wilson/Gregory House

The Baker and/The Baker's Wife

Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable

The Jewish People/The Shabbat Bride

Alec Hardison/Parker

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Steve Rogers (Captain America)/James "Bucky" Barnes

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Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Hank McCoy (Beast)

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The person reading this & their partner

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Velma Dinkley/Daphne Blake

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Frankie Bergstein/Grace Hanson

Annie Edison/Jeff Winger

Maxine Myers/Paula Cohen

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Tevye/Golde

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SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN UNTIL MAY 8, 2023 @ 12:00 AM EDT

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-Disney Agere-

Moodboards

Regressor!Rapunzel

The Haunted Mansion Moodboard (2003)

The Little Mermaid (1989) Moodboard

Aladdin (1992) Moodboard

Belle and Jasmine Moodboards

Cinderella Moodboard

Regressor!Evie (Descendants)

Regressor!Mal (Descendants)

Caregiver!Mary Poppins (1964)

Caregiver Ming and Jin

Descendants StimBoard

Regressor!Basil (The Great Mouse Detective)

Christopher Robin Moodboard

Caregiver!Father Kent (The Haunted Mansion 2023)

Christopher Robin Moodboard

Winnie the Pooh StimBoard

Piglet StimBoard (Winnie the Pooh)

Winnie the Pooh Moodboard

Caregiver!Ben Matthias (The Haunted Mansion 2023)

Caregiver!Madam Leota (The Haunted Mansion 2023)

Christopher Robin StimBoard

Nightmare Before Christmas Moodboard

Story/Fanfics

Caregiver!Jack Skeleton X Caregiver!Sally X Little!Reader (Fix it please..?)

Caregiver!Christopher Robin X Little!Reader (Decorating..)

Headcannons

Playlists

"Disney"

Art

DNI Banner

Evie, Mal, Carlos and Jay

Aladdin

Winnie the Pooh (Christopher Robin)

Captain James Hook (Tinkerbell Pirate Fairy)

Paci Icon

Rapunzel

Evie (Descendants)

Ariel

Christopher Robin

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The Canon Muse List of Of Darkest Desires and Darkest Desires Erotica

So many people have been asking about this...for years now. I specifically don't list the canon characters that I write for because that list is lengthy, and changes with the wind and my personal muse. However, since it is a new year, I suppose it's time we did a full canon character list for this blog. And, as an added note, I will also add at the end of each section notable OC muses that belong to these specific worlds.

Quick key before we get to the list, though: if a character is one of my favorites, they will be bolded and colored. If a character can be written genderswapped, they will be italicized. If a character is written non-canonically, they will be struck-through.

Avatar: Aang, Katara, Sokka, Prince Zuko, Toph Beifong, Suki, Jet, Azula, Mai, Ty-Lee, Princess Yue, Kyoshi, Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami Sato, Kuvira

Bleach: Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Orihime Inoue, Yasutora "Chad" Sado, Uryu Ishida, Tatsuki Arisawa, Yoruichi Shihoin, Kisuke Urahara, Kukaku Shiba, Sosuke Aizen, Rangiku Matsumoto, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Sui-Feng, Shunsui Kyoraku, Nanao Ise, Isane Kotetsu, Yachiru Retsu Unohana, Isshin Shiba-Kurosaki, Neliel tu Odelschwanck, Grimmjow Jaegerjacques, Tia Harribel, Francheska Mila Rose, Ulquiorra Cifer, Coyote Starrk, Lisa Yadomaru, Mashiro Kuna, Kensei Muguruma, Kirio Hikifune, Bambietta Basterbine, Meninas McAllon, Candice Catnipp // Ryuko Yorukitai

Critical Role: Vax'ildan, Vex'ahlia, Keyleth, Grog Strongjaw, Percy De Rolo, Pike Trickfoot, Scanlan Shorthalt, Allura Vysoren, Kima, Cassandra De Rolo, Delilah Briarwood, Sylas Briarwood, Caleb Widogast, Nott the (Thicc) Brave, Veth Brenatto, Jester Lavorre, Fjord Stone, Beauregard Lionette, Mollymauk Tealeaf, Kingsley Tealeaf, Yasha Nydoorin, Essek Theylyss, Reini, Queen Leylas Kryn, Imogen Temult, Laudna, Ashton Greymoore, Orym, Dorian Storm, Fearne Calloway // Scourge Maelstrom, Twilight Obsidia, Verdexis Sylvain

DC Comics: Bruce Wayne (Batman), Dick Greyson (Nightwing), Jason Todd (Red Hood), Barbara Gordon (Batgirl), Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina Kyle (Catwoman), Clark Kent (Superman), Lois Lane, Supergirl, Powergirl, Starfire, Blackfire, Rachel Roth (Raven), Princess Diana (Wonderwoman), Darkseid, Aquaman

Disney: Princess Jasmine, Genie, Jafar, Aladdin, Mulan, Esmeralda, Nani Pelekai, Moana, Maui, Queen Elsa, Pocahontas, Princess Ariel, Ursula, Merida, Princess Kida, Megara, Jessica Rabbit, Kim Possible, Shego, Pacifica Northwest, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Wendy Corduroy, Eda Clawthorn, Lilith Clawthorn, Amity Blight, Luz Noceda, Willow, Hunter, Helen Parr, Violet Parr

Fairy Tail: Natsu Dragneel, Lucy Heartfilia, Gray Fullbuster, Erza Scarlet, Wendy Marvell, Mirajane Strauss, Lisanna Straus, Cana Alberona, Juvia Lockster, Gajeel Redfox, Laxus Dreyar, Ultear Milkovich, Jellal Fernades, Minerva Orland, Sting Eucliff, Rogue Cheney, Yukino Agria, Sorano "Angel" Agria, Erik "Cobra", Irene Belserion, Brandish // Nyx Sylvain

Final Fantasy: Tifa Lockhart, Cloud Strife, Aerith Gainsborough, Barret Wallace, Jessie Raspberry, Yuffie, Scarlet, Sephiroth

Harry Potter: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, Cho Chang, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Lavender Brown, Bellatrix Lestrange, Nymphadora Tonks, Fleur Delacour, Fred and George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Voldemort // Romulus Antares Lestrange-Black

Marvel Comics: Spider-Man (Peter Parker), Spider-Gwen, Miles Morales, Black Cat (Felicia Hardy), Mary-Jane Watson, Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff), Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff), Iron Man (Tony Stark), Captain America (Steve Rogers), She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters), Wolverine (Logan), Wolverine (X-22), Kitty Pride, Thor, Loki, Jean Grey, Storm, Rogue, Wasp (Janet Van Dyne), Nebula, Black Panther (T’challa), Black Panther (Shuri), Captain Marvel

My Hero Academia: Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Toshinori Yagi (All Might), Ochako Uraraka, Momo Yaoyorozu, Todoroki Shoto, Mina Ashido, Kirishima Ejirou, Tsuyu Asui, Toru Hagakure, Yu Takeyama (Mt Lady), Nemuri Kayama (Midnight), Rumi Usagiyama (Miruko), Mei Hatsume, Itsuka Kendo, Camie Utsushimi, Keigo Takama (Hawks), Nejire Hado, Himiko Toga, Dabi, Nomu // Tetsuga Bushido (Iron Midknight)

Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, Kurenai Yuhi, Tenten Higurashi, Anko Mitarashi, Tsunade Senju, Gaara no Sabaku, Temari no Sabaku, Kankuro no Sabaku, Tayuya, Orochimaru, Mei Temuri, Raikage Ei, Samui, Mabui, Yugito Nii, Konan, Kushina Uzumaki

Nintendo: Princess Zelda (SS/TP/BotW), Link (BotW), Ganondorf (TP/BotW Rehydrated), Impa (SS/Warriors), Midna, Urbosa, Riju, Mipha, Sidon, Paya, Purah, Robbie, Princess Peach, Bowser, Bowsette, Princess Daisy, Pauline, Donkey Kong, Luigi, Samus Aran

One Piece: Nami, Nico Robin, Yamato, Boa Hancock, Luffy D. Monkey, Portgas D. Ace, Trafalgar Law, Roronoa Zoro

Pokemon: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Misty, Lt. Surge, Sabrina, Lorelei, Bruno, Lance, Giovanni, Gold, Silver, Krystal, Whitney, Jasmine, Clair, Karen, Brenden, May, Roxanne, Brawley, Flannery, Winona, Tate, Liza, Maxie, Archie, Admin Shelly, Admin Courtney, Phoebe, Drake, Steven, Wallace, Lucy, Anabel, Lucas, Dawn, Cheryl, Gardinia, Fantina, Volkner, Commander Mars, Commander Jupiter, Lucian, Cynthia, Hilbert, Hilda, Rosa, Ashley (B/W Mom), Lenora, Cheren, Bianca, Roxie, Elesa (B2W2), Skyla, Brayden, N, Caitlyn, Grimsley, Shauntal, Marshall, Iris, Professor Kukui, Professor Burnet, Olivia, Guzma, Lusamine, Sonia, Leon, Bede, Marnie, Nessa, Kabu, Bea, Gordie, Melony, Raihan, Oleanna, Klara, Honey, Burgundy (Scar/Vi Mom), Cylene, Adaman, Irida, Arezu, Mai, Ingo, Palina, Gaeric, Lady Cogita, Nemona, Penny, Arvin, Dendra, Saguaro, Raifort, Brassius, Katy, Iono, Tulip, Grusha, Professor Sada, Professor Turo, Mela, Giacomo, Atticus, Eri

RWBY: Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao-Long, Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie, Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Glynda Goodwitch, Professor Ozpin, Cardin Winchester, Coco Adel, Fox Alistair, Velvet Scarletina, Yatsuhashi Daichi, Roman Torchwick, Cinder Fall, Emerald Sustrai, Mercury Black, Neopolitan, Hei Xiong, Miltia Malachite, Melanie Malachite, May Zedong, Arslan Atlan, Sun Wukong, Adam Taurus, Qrow Branwen, Raven Branwen, Taiyang Xiao-Long, Summer Rose, James Ironwood, Salem, Oscar Pine, Kali Belladonna, Ghira Belladonna, Sienna Khan, Ilia Amiitola, Saphron Cotta-Arc, Terra Cotta-Arc, Winter Schnee, Willow Schnee, Harriett Bree, Elm Ederne // Stark Ryker/Fall, Fenris Silbern, Russet "Rusty" Vulcan, Hozukimaru Wukong, Cherrybomb Alistair, Baelfieyr Zirconia, Zephyr Zirconia-Nikos, Scarlet Zirconia-Nikos, Lupin Zirconia-Nikos, Bast Zirconia-Belladonna, Shrike Zirconia-Branwen, Kyrstal Zirconia-Schnee, Sirius Silbern, Orion Braith, Clay Taurus

Skyrim: Yngvelja Ashkeeper (Dragonborn), Serana Volkihar, Lydia, Aela the Huntress, Mjoll the Lioness, Maven Black-Briar, Astrid, Queen Elisif, Thalmor Ambassador Elenwen

Xenoblade: Shulk, Reyn, Fiora, Dunban, Sharla, Melia, Rex, Pyra, Mythra, Malos, Jin, Nia, Mòrag Ladair, Brighid, Vandham, Eunie, Mio // Gairic Dáraig

Other: Chel Dorado, Ember McClain, Desiree, Danny Phantom, Gwen Tennyson, Charmcaster, Ben Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Gwen (TDI), Courtney (TDI), Bridgette (TDI), Heather (TDI), Bulma Briefs, Android 18, Android 21, Bayonetta, Lara Croft, Daenerys Targaryen, Sansa Stark, Jon Snow, Melissandra, Sandor Clegane

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Comic and MCU Ironheart from Marvel's Iron-Man - penned by Jasmine

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Name: Adrienna Keleece "Riri" Williams

Age: 15-18.

Height: 5"2.

Nationality: Trinidadian American.

Born: Chicago (currently living in New York).

Skills: Engineering, mechanizing, computer coding

Warning: THIS IRON-MAN IS CANONICALLY A BLACK GIRL. She did not replace Tony Stark and they co-exist in the comics with Pepper, Rhodey, and the other Iron-Men. Do not follow me if this upset you. Any hate towards my muse or myself will be removed and the harassers will be blocked.

I only accept raceswapped muses who's stories are not connected to their race. So no white versions of characters of color just as Black Panther, Storm, Ms. Marvel/Kamala Khan, or Spider-Man/Miles Morales.

Multiverse: I have a comic (Earth 616), MCU verse (anti-Endgame), and fantasy verse based on Marvel's Champions: WeirdWorld (with World of Warcraft influence)

Relationships: My main ships are VivHeart, Kon x Riri, and Azari x Riri. My muse is bisexual so all genders are welcome. No adult muses or young versions of Tony, Pepper, or Rhodey.

I also accept other children of Riri; OCs please have an about page.

WISHLIST

Marvel: (comic, Sony, or MCU) Ronnie or Demetrius Williams, Midnighter, Anthony Ramos/The Hood, Natalie, T'Challa, Rhodey, Pepper, Nate Richards/Iron-Lad, Superior!Iron-Man, T'Chaka, Ramonda, Okoye, M'Baku, Killmonger, Jefferson and Rio Morales, Earth-42 Miles (to ship), Yusef or Muneeba Khan, Patvitr Prabhakar, Spider-Byte, Jessica Drew.

DC: (comic, DCAU or DCEU) Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Johnathan and Martha Kent, Jon Kent (pre-age up), Kara Danver/Kent/Zor-El, Lex Luthor, Natasha and John Henry Irons, Cyborg Superman, Eradicator and Krypto the Superdog

⚙️ Mun is a 33-year-old freelance graphic designer with anxiety. So please be patient with me. My other RP blogs are @swordsxandxsakuras @aranaboricua and @seafoamseashells. My Discord is Eniygma#3081 have if you wish to RP privately. ⚙️

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The Ultimate Guide For Wedding Perfumes | Cake & Lace Wedding Blog

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Wedding Planning / August 25, 2018 Smells have a stronger link to memory and emotion than any of the other senses. This is why it is so important to invest in a scent that suits you on your special day! Additionally, your wedding day perfume bottle is one of the most useful items you get that will last long after your special day.For me, I love looking at my wedding day perfume bottle as I walk out the door for work. My favorite is the Coco Mademoiselle Eau de Parfum and the most popular on this list (which you will see soon) is the Flowerbomb perfume. If you’re not used to wearing perfume on the daily (like me), I would go with one of these two for your special day!Cake & Lace has published hundreds of weddings, so now we want to share our favorite perfumes that brides wore on their wedding day. All of the images below were featured on Cake & Lace! Don’t forget to click on the images to see if their scent matches your fashion “sense” as well (see what I did there?).This scent is for brides who want an elegant wedding that is classic, soft, floral, and feminine. I would go with this if you’re a more mature bride hoping to empower your inner Marilyn Monroe. The Chanel No 5 is one of the most classic scents there are and you just can’t go wrong with this perfume.This scent reminds me of pure romance. If you don’t like overpowering floral scents, this one might be a great fit for you. It is a great scent for brides who want to instill a light dewy rose scent on their wedding day.If you are a bride that wants to instill a lot of energy on your wedding day, this perfume is known for giving you a refreshing and vibrant feel. Inside the mint green Chanel perfume bottle is a hint of citron, infused with jasmine, and colorful presence of teakwood.The Coco Mademoiselle Eau de Parfum is the most popular perfume I’ve seen on wedding Pinterest boards or albums looking to get submitted on Cake & Lace! This perfume is actually the scent that I wore on my wedding day and whenever I want a little “oomph” when I walk out the door, I put it on for that extra confidence. It has a warm and feminine amber smell with a blend of Tonka bean and vanilla from Madagascar. Vanilla scents are known for being a natural aphrodisiac and it makes sense that this one is so popular for brides on their wedding day!This perfume is one of the most expensive ones on this list, but it also is the most swoonworthy (not to mention it’s been reviewed over 4,000 times on sephora.com!). The Flowerbomb perfume is one of my favorites from a photogenic standpoint. I mean look at the diamond shaped bottle! This fragrance has a clean, crisp, and sweet scent that is as the name suggests–a burst of florals. The Flowerbomb is also super popular because it was featured as one of Allure’s Readers Choice winners in 2017.If you’re a beach bride who wants to instill a fresh and light scent throughout your wedding day, you have to check out this Jo Malone perfume. It is different than the other perfumes on this list in that instead of a floral scent, it brings together the following key notes ambrette seeds, sea salt, and sage.Out of all the other perfumes on this list, the Valentino Donna has the cleanest and sexiest scent.If you are the kind of bride who wants to instill the best version of classy and sexy, you have to check out this scent. This scent has hints of both rose and vanilla!This perfume is inspired by Paris, as you can see by the fashionable black bow on the side of this perfume bottle. I would rate this extremely high on the scale of most photogenic perfumes. I mean look at the image below! If you’re a bride that will have peonies on your wedding day, I suggest have a matching peony scent to complement.If you are a bride that is looking for a sweet, playful, and bright scent, look no further! The Chanel Chance Eau Tendre perfume will make you feel amazing on your wedding day. This scent is known for empowering women with a soft and sophisticated scent, due to the fresh fruity floral key notes.This delicate floral scent is perfect for any blushing bride. This perfume scent is known for being light and feminine and not too overbearing of floral smells. The Miss Dior Blooming Bouquet bottle is perfect for the romantic bride getting married in the summer because of the essence of sicilian orange combined with peony and damask rose.I hope you all enjoyed the ultimate guide for wedding perfumes. Leave a comment below if you have a favorite perfume that is not on this list! If you’re a photographer that has the perfect image of perfume that a bride wore on her wedding day, let me know 🙂 VENDORS SHARE THIS POST b a d j c E @ Reader Interactions

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Sortinghatschats Comparison with MBTI and Enneagram - List Pt 1

Based on a post by @arisruby I decided to compare the sortinghatchats system with MBTI and enneagram types and see if there's any correlation. The summary post is here and the analysis post is here.

For the full list of sortings and MBTI types see under the cut. Since it was very long the list of sortings and enneagrams is here.

Key:

LP = Lion Primary

BiP = Bird Primary

SP = Snake Primary

BaP = Badger Primary

LS = Lion Secondary

SS = Snake Secondary

BiS = Bird Secondary

BaS = Badger Secondary

If you want to learn more about the sortinghatchats systems check out @sortinghatchats and @wisteria-lodge.

Credit:

MBTI and Enneagram: @funkymbtifiction

Sortinghatchats: @sortinghatchats, @wisteria-lodge, @the-phoenix-heart, @missbrunettebarbie, @montmarayroyal, @persefoneshalott, @awinterrain, @everyonewasabird, @yoursummerfrost, @reds-burrow, @dragonsaredorks,

MBTI

ENJF:

Aleskander Kirigan 3w4 Shadow & Bone — Badger/Badger

Bonnie Bennett 2w1 The Vampire Diaries — Lion/Lion

Carlisle Cullen 9w1 The Twilight Saga — Badger/Badger

Charles Xavier 2w1 X-Men — Badger/Badger

Emma Woodhouse 2w3 Emma (2016) — Lion/Lion

Jasmine 2w1 Aladdin — Lion/Snake

Loki 4w3 The Avengers — Snake/Bird

Maggie Vera 3w2 Charmed — Badger/Badger

Marcel Gerard 3w2 The Originals — Lion/Badger

Marisa Coulter 3w2 The Golden Compass — Snake/Snake

Morgana Pendragon 4w3 Merlin — Snake/Snake

Regina Mills 2w3 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Bird

Linda Martin - Lucifer — Bird/Bird

LP: 4

BiP: 1

SP: 4

BaP: 4

LS: 2

SS: 3

BiS: 3

BaS: 5

Badger/Badger = 4

Lion/Lion = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Lion/Badger = 1

Lion/Snake = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

ESFJ:

Alice Cullen 2w3 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Bird

Mr. Bingley 9w1 Pride & Prejudice — Badger/Badger

Boromir 2w3 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Clark Kent 2w1 Smallville �� Snake/Snake

Cora Crawley 9w1 Downton Abbey — Snake/Bird

Daphne Bridgerton 2w1 Bridgerton — Badger/Snake

Emily Gilmore 2w3 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Lion

Esme Cullen 2w1 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Badger

Gertrude 3w2 Ophelia so — Snake/Lion

George Knightley 1w2 Emma — Snake/Badger

Georgiana 3w2 The Great — Snake/Snake

Guenevere Pendragon 2w1 Merlin — Badger/Badger

Margaery Tyrell 2w3 Game of Thrones — Snake/Badger

Nate Archibald 9w1 Gossip Girl — Badger/Lion

Peeta Mellark 9w1 The Hunger Games — Snake/Badger

Peter Pevensie 2w3 The Chronicles of Narnia — Badger/Lion

Sam Gamgee 2w1 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Badger

Sam Wilson 2w1 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier — Badger/Lion

Molly Weasley 2w3 — Snake/Lion

LP: 1

BiP: 0

SP: 12

BaP: 6

LS: 7

SS: 3

BiS: 2

BaS: 7

Snake/Badger = 5

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Badger = 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Badger/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 1

Lion/Lion = 1

Fe:

LP: 6

BiP: 1

SP: 15

BaP: 10

LS: 9

SS: 6

BiS: 5

BaS: 12

Badger/Badger = 6

Snake/Badger = 5

Snake/Bird = 4

Snake/Snake = 4

Lion/Lion = 3

Snake/Lion = 3

Badger/Lion = 2

Lion/Badger = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Lion/Snake = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

INFJ:

Aaron Burr 9w1 Hamilton — Snake/Snake

Albus Dumbledore 1w9 Harry Potter — Lion/Snake

Drusilla 9w1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Snake

Faramir 9w1 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird

Galadriel 1w9 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Gandalf 6w7 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird

Obi-Wan Kenobi 5w6 Star Wars — Badger/Snake

Varys 5w6 Game of Thrones — Snake/Snake

Charlotte Richards - Lucifer — Snake/Lion

LP: 2

BiP: 2

SP: 4

BaP: 1

LS: 2

SS: 5

BiS:1

BaS: 0

Snake/Snake = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Bird/Bird = 2

Snake/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 1

INTJ:

Alec Hardy 5w6 Broadchurch — Snake/Bird

Brandon Stark 5w4 Game of Thrones — Bird/Badger

Mr. Darcy 5w4 Pride & Prejudice — Snake/Badger

Elphaba Thropp 4w5 sp/sx Wicked! — Lion/Lion

Elrond 1w2 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Bird

Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto 6w5 X-Men — Lion/Lion

Mr. Gold / Rumple 5w4 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Bird

Michael Corleone 5w6 The Godfather — Badger/Bird

Mycroft Holmes 5w4 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes — Lion/Bird

Petyr Baelish 3w4 Game of Thrones — Snake/Snake

Tom Riddle 3w4 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird

Victor Frankenstein 5w4 Victor Frankenstein — Bird/Bird

LP: 4

BiP: 2

SP: 4

BaP: 1

LS: 2

SS: 1

BiS: 7

BaS: 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Lion/Lion = 2

Bird/Bird = 2

Lion/Bird = 2

Bird/Badger = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

Ni:

LP: 6

BiP: 4

SP: 8

BaP: 2

LS: 4

SS: 6

BiS: 8

BaS: 2

Bird/Bird = 4

Snake/Snake = 3

Lion/Snake = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Lion/Lion = 2

Lion/Bird = 2

Snake/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

ENTJ:

Alexander Hamilton 8w7 Hamilton — Snake/Lion

Denethor 3w4 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Bird

Gale Hawthorne 8w9 The Hunger Games — Lion/Lion

Gerard Argent 8w9 Teen Wolf — Lion/Bird

Kaz Brekker 8w9 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Snake

Leia Organa 8w9 Star Wars — Lion/Lion

Lynette Scavo 8w9 Desperate Housewives — Snake/Snake

Mary Crawley 3w4 Downton Abbey — Snake/Snake

Palpatine 3w4 Star Wars — Snake/Bird

LP: 3

BiP: 0

SP: 6

BaP: 0

LS: 3

SS: 3

BiS: 3

BaS: 0

Snake/Snake = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Snake/Lion - 1

Lion/Lion = 1

Lion/Bird = 1

ESTJ:

Adora Belle Dearheart 8w9 Going Postal — Snake/Snake

Angelica Schulyer 8w7 Hamilton — Snake/Snake

Anthony Bridgerton 1w2 Bridgerton — Badger/Lion

Blair Waldorf 3w4 Gossip Girl — Snake/Badger

Bree Van De Kamp 1w2 Desperate Housewives — Badger/Bird

Cersei Lannister 8w9 Game of Thrones — Snake/Lion

Cordelia Chase 3w2 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Lion

Donna Noble 8w7 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion

Éomer 8w9 The Lord of the Rings — Lion/Lion

Hector Barbossa 8w7 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Snake/Badger

Hermione Granger 1w2 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird

James Norrington 3w2 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Bird/Badger

Lydia Martin 3w2 Teen Wolf — Bird/Bird

Marial 8w9 The Great — Snake/Lion

Paris Gellar 3w2 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Lion

Percy Weasley 3w2 Harry Potter — Lion/Bird

Tywin Lannister 8w9 Game of Thrones — Lion/Bird

Victoria Argent 8w9 Teen Wolf — Lion/Lion

Violet Crawley 6w5 Downton Abbey — Snake/Snake

Mazikeen Smith 8w7 Lucifer — Snake/Lion

LP: 8

BiP: 2

SP: 8

BaP: 2

LS: 9

SS: 3

BiS: 5

BaS: 3

Lion/Lion = 5

Snake/Snake = 3

Lion/Bird = 3

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Badger = 2

Badger/Lion = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Te:

LP: 11

BiP: 2

SP: 14

BaP: 2

LS: 12

SS: 6

BiS: 8

BaS: 3

Snake/Snake = 6

Lion/Lion = 6

Snake/Lion = 4

Lion/Bird = 4

Snake/Badger = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Lion = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

ENFP:

Catherine the Great 3w2 The Great — Lion/Bird

Elizabeth Bennet 7w6 Pride & Prejudice — Snake/Lion

Henry Mills 7w6 Once Upon a Time — Lion/Lion

Lorelai Gilmore 7w6 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Snake

Samwell Tarly 9w1 Game of Thrones — Bird/Bird

Tenth Doctor 7w8 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion

Veronica Mars cp 6w7 Veronica Mars — Badger/Snake

George Weasley 7w6 — Snake/Bird

LP: 4

BiP: 1

SP: 2

BaP: 1

LS: 3

SS: 2

BiS: 2

BaS: 0

Lion/Lion = 2

Lion/Bird = 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

ENTP:

Darcy Lewis 7w6 WandaVision — Bird/Lion

Eleven 7w6 Doctor Who — Snake/Snake

Jonathan Carnahan 7w6 The Mummy — Bird/Snake

Lyra 7w8 The Golden Compass — Lion/Snake

Merry Brandybuck 7w6 The Lord of the Rings — Badger/Bird

Moist von Lipwig 7w6 Going Postal — Snake/Snake

Stiles Stilinksi 6w7 Teen Wolf — Snake/Bird

Tyrion Lannister 7w6 Game of Thrones — Bird/Snake

Fred Weasley 7w8 — Lion/Snake

Ella Lopez - Lucifer — Badger/Badger

LP: 2

BiP: 3

SP: 3

BaP: 2

LS: 1

SS: 6

BiS: 2

BaS: 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Bird/Snake = 2

Bird/Lion = 1

Lion/Snake = 2

Badger/Bird = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Ne:

LP: 6

BiP: 4

SP: 5

BaP: 3

LS: 4

SS: 8

BiS: 4

BaS: 1

Lion/Lion = 2

Snake/Snake = 2

Bird/Snake = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Snake/Bird = 2

Lion/Bird - 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

INFP:

Frodo Baggins 9w1 The Lord of the Rings — Bird/Snake

Hamlet 6w7 Hamlet — Bird/Lion

Hamlet 6w7 Ophelia — Bird/Lion

Lucy Pevensie 9w1 The Chronicles of Narnia — Lion/Badger

Matthew Crawley 1w2 Downton Abbey — Bird/Bird

Susan Mayer 6w7 Desperate Housewives — Snake/Lion

Sybil Crawley 9w8 Downton Abbey — Badger/Lion

Wanda Maximoff 9w8 WandaVision — Snake/Lion

LP: 1

BiP: 4

SP: 2

BaP: 1

LS: 5

SS: 1

BiS: 1

BaS: 1

Bird/Lion = 2

Snake/Lion = 2

Bird/Snake = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Lion = 1

ISFP:

Alina Starkov 6w7 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Lion

Bella Swan 9w8 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Bird

Dean Forester 6w7 Gilmore Girls — Snake/Badger

Edith Crawley 4w3 Downton Abbey — Bird/Badger

Edmund Pevensie 4w3 The Chronicles of Narnia — Bird/Snake

Éowyn cp6w7 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Fantine 9w1 Les Miserables — Snake/Lion

Gregor 9w8 The Great — Snake/Lion

Harry Potter 9w8 Harry Potter — Bird/Lion

Hope Mikaelson 2w1 Legacies / The Originals — Snake/Lion

Inej Ghafa 9w8 Shadow & Bone — Bird/Bird

Jess Marino 4w5 Gilmore Girls — Bird/Snake

Jon Snow 6w5 Game of Thrones — Lion/Lion

Logan Echolls 7wcp6 Veronica Mars — Snake/Lion

Luke Skywalker 1w2 Star Wars — Bird/Lion

Mary Margaret Blanchard 2w1 Once Upon a Time — Badger/Lion

Rosalie Hale 4w3 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Lion

Scott McCall 2w1 Teen Wolf — Badger/Badger

William Turner 1w9 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Badger/Lion

LP: 1

BiP: 6

SP: 9

BaP: 3

LS: 12

SS: 2

BiS: 2

BaS: 3

Snake/Lion = 7

Bird/Snake = 2

Bird/Lion = 2

Bager/Lion = 2

Snake/Bird = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Fi:

LP: 2

BiP: 10

SP: 11

BaP: 4

LS: 17

SS: 3

BiS: 3

BaS: 4

Snake/Lion = 9

Bird/Lion = 4

Bird/Snake = 3

Badger/Lion = 3

Bird/Bird = 2

Lion/Badger = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

ESFP:

Amelia Pond 7w8 Doctor Who — Lion/Lion

Anakin Skywalker cp6w7 Star Wars — Snake/Lion

Arya Stark cp6w7 Game of Thrones — Snake/Lion

Elizabeth Swann 8w7 The Pirates of the Caribbean — Lion/Snake

Imhotep 8w9 The Mummy — Snake/Bird

Jaime Lannister 9w8 Game of Thrones — Lion/Snake

Jasmine 9w8 Aladdin (2019) — Lion/Snake

Jesper Fahey 7w6 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Snake

Joffrey Baratheon 3w2 Game of Thrones — Lion/Lion

Mel Vera 8w7 Charmed — Lion/Lion

Pippin Took 7w6 The Lord of the Rings — Lion/Snake

Robb Sark 1w2 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

Ron Weasley 4w3 Harry Potter — Lion/Lion

Rose Tyler 7w8 Doctor Who — Snake/Lion

Serena Van Der Woodsen 7w8 Gossip Girl — Bird/Lion

Sirius Black 7w8 Harry Potter — Lion/Lion

Tony Stark 7w8 Avengers — Snake/Lion

Xander Harris 6w7 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Lion/Badger

Yelena Belova 8w7 Black Widow — Snake/Lion

Eve 7w6 Lucifer — Lion/Badger

LP: 11

BiP: 1

SP: 7

BaP: 1

LS: 12

SS: 5

BiS: 1

BaS: 2

Lion/Lion = 5

Snake/Lion = 5

Lion/Snake = 4

Lion/Badger = 2

Snake/Snake = 1

Badger/Lion = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

ESTP:

Aladdin 9w8 Aladdin (2019) — Snake/Snake

Chuck Bass 8w7 Gossip Girl — Snake/Bird

Dean Winchester 8w7 Supernatural — Badger/Bird

Draco Malfoy 3w4 Harry Potter — Badger/Snake

Emmett Cullen 7w8 The Twilight Saga — Badger/Lion

Gabrielle Solis 7w8 Desperate Housewives — Bird/Snake

Ginny Weasley 8w7 Harry Potter — Snake/Lion

Han Solo 7w8 Star Wars — Snake/Lion

Jack Sparrow 7w6 Pirates of the Caribbean — Lion/Snake

Jackson Whittemore 3w4 Teen Wolf — Bird/Lion

Kate Argent 8w7 Teen Wolf — Lion/Snake

Malyen Oretsev 6w7 Shadow & Bone — Snake/Badger

Napoleon Solo 3w2 The Man From UNCLE — Lion/Snake

Peter 7w8 The Great — Snake/Lion

Rhett Butler 7w8 Gone With the Wind — Lion/Snake

Rick O’Connell 7w8 The Mummy — Snake/Lion

Scarlett O’Hara 3w2 Gone With the Wind — Snake/Lion

Scott Lang 7w6 Ant Man & the Wasp — Snake/Bird

Selena Kyle 7w6 The Dark Knight Trilogy — Badger/Snake

Thor 7w8 The Avengers — Lion/Lion

Ygritte cp6w7 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

Ginny Weasley 8w7 — Snake/Lio

Jacob Black 6w7 Twilight — Snake/Lion

James Kirk 7w8 Star Trek — Lion/Snake

Lucifer Morningstar 7w8 Lucifer — Badger/Snake

LP: 6

BiP: 2

SP: 10

BaP: 6

LS: 10

SS: 10

BiS: 3

BaS: 1

Snake/Lion = 6

Lion/Snake = 5

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Snake/Snake = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

Se:

LP: 17

BiP: 3

SP: 17

BaP: 7

LS: 22

SS: 15

BiS: 4

BaS: 3

Snake/Lion = 11

Lion/Snake = 9

Lion/Lion = 5

Badger/Lion = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Lion/Badger = 2

Snake/Snake = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

INTP:

Luna Lovegood 9w1 Harry Potter — Bird/Badger

Macy Vaugn 6w5 Charmed — Bird/Bird

Milena 5w6 Black Widow — Bird/Bird

Milo J. Thatch 5w6 Atlantis: The Lost Empire — Bird/Bird

Twelve 5w4 Doctor Who — Snake/Bird

Vision 9w1 WandaVision — Badger/Bird

Arthur Weasley 9w8 — Lion/Bird

LP: 1

BiP: 4

SP: 1

BaP: 1

LS: 0

SS: 0

BiS: 6

BaS: 1

Bird/Bird = 3

Bird/Badger = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Lion/Bird = 1

ISTP:

Bucky Barnes 6w7 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier — Bird/Bird

Dan Humphrey 5w4 Gossip Girl — Lion/Badger

Derek Hale 8w9 Teen Wolf — Snake/Bird

Emma Swann cp6w5 Once Upon a Time — Snake/Lion

Evie Carnahan 5w4 The Mummy — Bird/Lion

Gaby 7w8 The Man From UNCLE — Lion/Bird

Jasper Hale 9w1 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Badger

Montgomery Scott 6w7 Star Trek (New) — Bird/Snake

Mulan 6w7 Mulan — Lion/Bird

Natasha Romanoff cp6w5 Black Widow — Badger/Snake

Nick Burkhardt 9w1 Grimm — Bird/Lion

Sherlock Holmes 5w4 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes — Badger/Snake

Spike 7w8 Angel / Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Snake/Snake

LP: 3

BiP: 4

SP: 4

BaP: 2

LS: 3

SS: 4

BiS: 4

BaS: 2

Bird/Lion = 2

Lion/Bird = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Bird/Bird = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Snake/Bird = 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

Ti:

LP: 4

BiP: 8

SP: 5

BaP: 3

LS: 3

SS: 4

BiS: 10

BaS: 3

Bird/Bird = 4

Lion/Bird = 3

Snake/Bird = 2

Bird/Lion = 2

Badger/Snake = 2

Bird/Badger = 1

Badger/Bird = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Snake/Lion = 1

Snake/Badger = 1

Bird/Snake = 1

Snake/Snake = 1

ISFJ:

Adalind Schade 6w7 Grimm — Snake/Snake

Allison Argent 6w7 Teen Wolf — Bird/Lion

C-3PO 6w7 Star Wars — Bird/Bird

Cosette 2w3 Les Miserables — Lion/Snake

Edward Cullen 6w5 The Twilight Saga — Snake/Snake

Eliza Schuyler Hamilton 2w1 Hamilton — Snake/Badger

Jane Bennet 9w1 Pride & Prejudice — Badger/Badger

Melanie Wilkes 9w1 Gone With the Wind — Badger/Snake

Neville Longbottom 6w5 Harry Potter — Lion/Badger

Padme Amidala 2w1 Star Wars — Lion/Snake

Peter Pettigrew 6w7 Harry Potter — Lion/Badger

Robert Crawley 2w1 Downton Abbey — Bird/Badger

Rory Gilmore 9w1 Gilmore Girls — Bird/Bird

Steve Rogers 1w2 Avengers — Lion/Badger

LP: 5

BiP: 4

SP: 3

BaP: 2

LS: 1

SS: 5

BiS: 2

BaS: 6

Lion/Badger = 3

Snake/Snake = 2

Bird/Bird = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Snake/Badger = 2

Bird/Lion = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

ISTJ:

Aragorn 6w5 The Lord of the Rings — Snake/Lion

Brienne of Tarth 6w5 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

Catelyn Stark 1w2 Game of Thrones — Snake/Badger

Chris Argent 1w9 Teen Wolf — Badger/Bird

Eddard Stark 1w9 Game of Thrones — Badger/Lion

George Washington 1w9 (Hamilton) — Badger/Badger

Harry Greenwood 1w2 Charmed — Badger/Bird

Illya cp6w5 The Man From UNCLE — Snake/Lion

Katniss Everdeen 6w5 The Hunger Games — Snake/Lion

Luke Danes 6w5 Gilmore Girls — Lion/Badger

Mando 9w8 The Mandalorian — Badger/Lion

Richard Gilmore 1w9 Gilmore Girls — Snake/Badger

Rupert Giles 6w5 Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Badger/Lion

Susan Pevensie 6w5 The Chronicles of Narnia — Bird/Bird

Théoden 6w5 The Lord of the Rings — Badger/Lion

Jean Valjean 8w9 Les Miserables — Lion/Snake

Inspector Javert 1w2 Les Miserables — Bird/Lion

Chloe Decker 1w9 Lucifer — Lion/Lion

LP: 3

BiP: 2

SP: 5

BaP: 8

LS: 10

SS: 1

BiS: 3

BaS: 4

Badger/Lion = 4

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Badger = 2

Badger/Bird = 2

Badger/Badger = 1

Lion/Badger = 1

Bird/Bird = 1

Bird/Lion = 1

Lion/Snake = 1

Lion/Lion = 1

Si:

LP: 8

BiP: 6

SP: 8

BaP: 10

LS: 11

SS: 6

BiS: 5

BaS: 10

Snake/Badger = 5

Lion/Badger = 4

Badger/Lion = 4

Bird/Bird = 3

Snake/Lion = 3

Snake/Snake = 2

Lion/Snake = 2

Badger/Badger = 2

Badger/Bird = 2

Bird/Lion = 1

Badger/Snake = 1

Bird/Badger = 1

Badger/Badger = 1

Lion/Lion = 1

#sortinghatchats #mbti #enneagram

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stellanova001 · 3 years

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Ok. Buckle up folks, this is gonna be a long one.

If you like any of the following franchises/tv-shows/movies/games, I would be very glad if you would like to follow this blog!

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Barbie

Brooklyn 99

Detroit: Become Human

Disney

Lucifer (Netflix)

Marvel/MCU

Merlin

My Hero Academia

My Little Pony

Overwatch

RWBY

Sanders Sides/Thomas Sanders

Star Wars

Super Mario

Transformers Prime

The Dragon Prince

The Umbrella Academy

(Everything in bold is what I'm mostly gonna reblog.)

Attention!

I enjoy shipping. So, you'll see that on this blog.

And let me make myself clear: I respect all ships, however, these are the ones that I like and the ones that probably will show up on this blog.

And those are:

Avatar: the Last Airbender

Aang x Katara

Zuko x Mei

Sokka x Suki

Brooklyn 99

Jake x Amy

Holt x Kevin

Detroit: Become Human

North x Markus

Simon x Markus

Polycrew

Kara x Luther

Connor x Chloe

Gavin x RK900

Cory (Starfire) x Dick (Nightwing)

Selina (Catwoman) x Bruce (Batman)

Harley x Ivy

Raven x Beast Boy

Damian x John Kent

Diana x Steve

Disney

Rapunzel x Eugene

Belle x Beast

Ana x Kristoff

Cinderella x Prince Charming (Henry)

Aladdin x Jasmine

Esmeralda x Phobus

Meg(era) x Hercules

Mulan x Shang

Ellie x Carl

Wall.E x E.V.A

Lucifer

Lucifer x Chloe

Amenidiel x Linda

Dan x Charlotte

Maze x Eve

Marvel/MCU

Tony x Pepper

Vision x Wanda

Steve x Peggy

Steve x Bucky

Peggy x Dave (from Agent Carter)

Clint x Natasha

Peter Parker x MJ

Eddie Brock x Venom

Scott x Hope

Gamora x Peter Quill

Jean Gray x Scott

Hank Pym x Janet

Jessica Jones x Luke Cage

Merlin

Arthur x Gwen

Merlin x Arthur

My Hero Academia

Deku x Uraraka

Bakugo x Kirishima

Todoroki x Momo

Kaminari x Jiro

Tsu x Tokoyami

Mirio x Amajiki

My Little Pony

Rainbow Dash x Soarin

Twilight Sparke x Flash Sentry

Flurry Heart x Thorax

Princess Celestia x Discord

Rarity x Spike

Cheese Sandwich x Pinkie Pie

Starlight x Sunburst

Bulk Bicep x Fluttershy

Applejack x Coloratura

Lyra x Bon Bon

Cadence x Shining Armor

Overwatch

Tracer x Emily

Genji x Mercy

Mccree x Hanzo

Reinhardt x Ana

Mei x Zarya

Reaper x Soldier:76

Orisa x Bastion

Pharah x Brigitte

Lùcio x D,va

RWBY

Blake x Sun

Blake x Yang

Ruby x Oscar

Ruby x Penny

Qrow x Winter

Qrow x Clover

Weiss x Neptune

Roman x Neo

Nora x Ren

Pyrrha x Jaune

Mercury x Emerald

Ironwood x Glynda

Velvet x Yatchuashi

Velvet x Coco

Taiyang x Summer

Flynt x Neon

Robyn x Fiona

Sanders Sides

Roman x Virgil: Prinxiety

Logan x Patton: Logicality

Janus x Remus: Demus

Janus x Roman: Rociet

LAMP

DLAMP

Star Wars

Lea x Han

Poe x Finn

Rey x Kylo (Ben)

Rey x Finn

Anakin x Padmé

Obi-Wan x Satine

Ezra x Sabine

Kanan x Hera

Zerrut x Baze

Cassian x Jyn

Zeb x Kallus

Super Mario

Daisy x Luigi

Peach x Mario

Transformers (Prime)

Optimus Prime x Elita One

Bumblebee x Arcee

Knockout x Breakdown

Megatron x Starscream

Megatron x Optimus Prime

Soundwave x Megatron

Prowl x Jazz

Ratchet x Drift

The Dragon Prince

Callum x Rayla

Viren x Aaravos

Harrow x Sarai

Amaya x Janai

Runaan x Ethari

The Umbrella Academy

Allison x Raymond

Vanya x Sissy

Five x Dolores

Hazel x Agnes

Klaus x Dave

That's all Folks! 😊

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jewish-ship-showdown · 1 year

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QUALIFYING SHIPS UNDER THE CUT

Send me an ask or direct message if 🠺 You feel that any ship shouldn't be on here and explain why 🠺 You have any questions at all 🠺 You just want to say hi

Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia

Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand/Carlos Reyes

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Gwen Stacey

Willow Rosenberg/Winifred "Fred" Burkle

Francine Frensky/Muffy Crosswire

Luna Armoza/Matilda Franco

Susan Ivanova/Marcus Cole

Barry B. Benson/Vanessa Bloome

Michael Mell/Jeremy Heere

Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago

Willow Rosenberg/Tara Maclay

Jack Zimmermann/Eric "Bitty" Bittle

Justin "Ransom" Oluransi/Adam "Holster" Birkholtz

Danny/Reuven

Annie Edison/Jeff Winger

Larissa "Lara" Bogdan/Jasmine

Kelsey Pokly/Isabella "Stacks" Alvarado

Rebecca Bunch/Audra Levine

Rebecca Bunch/Greg Serrano

Rebecca Bunch/Nathaniel Plimpton

Samantha "Sam" Manson/Danniel "Danny" Fenton

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Clark Kent (Superman)

Bruce Wayne( Batman)/Minkhoa Khan (Ghostmaker)

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Selina Kyla (Catwoman)

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Shondra Kinsolving

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Talia Al Ghul

Clark Kent (Superman)/Lois Lane

Harley Quinn/Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy)

Kate Kane (Batwoman)/Renee Montoya

Martha Kane/Thomas Wayne/Alfred Pennyworth

Tim Drake/Kon El (Conner Kent)

Barney Guttman/Logan "Logs" Nguyen

Baby Houseman/Johnny Castle

Leah/Chanan

Shay Goldstein/Dominic Yun

Marvin/Whizzer

Trina/Mendel Weisenbachfeld

Perchik/Hodel

Tevye/Golde

Tzeitel/Motel

Monica Gellar/Chandler Bing

Amram/Zelikman

Molly McGee/Libby Stein Torres

Rachel Berry/Noah Puckerman

Frankie Bergstein/Grace Hanson

Fiddleford McGucket/Stanford Pines

Cristina Yang/Owen Hunt

Cristina Yang/Preston Burke

Levi Schmidt/Nico Kim

Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

James Wilson/Gregory House

Ashlyn Caswell/Big Red

The Baker and/The Baker's Wife

Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable

Ellie Williams/Dina

The Jewish People/The Shabbat Bride

Alec Hardison/Parker

Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Michael Bech

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Steve Rogers (Captain America)

Ben Grimm (The Thing)/Alicia Masters

Billy Kaplan (Wiccan)/Teddy Altman (Hulkling)

Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Hank McCoy (Beast)

Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Johnny Storm (The Human Torch)

Katherine Anne "Kitty" Pryde/Illyana Rasputin (Magik)

Layla El Faouly/Marc Spector (Moon Knight)

Matthew Hawk (Two-Gun Kid II)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)

Marc Spector (Moon Knight)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)

Max Eisenhardt (Magneto)/Charles Xavier (Professor X)

Natasha Romanoff/Wanda Maximoff

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Betty Brant

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Eugene "Flash" Thompson

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/ Felicia Hardy (Black Cat)

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Harry Osborn

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Katherine Anne "Kitty" Pryde

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Mary Jane "MJ" Watson

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

Steve Rogers/Bernadette "Bernie" Rosenthal

Steve Rogers (Captain America)/James "Bucky" Barnes

Wanda Maximoff (The Scarlet Witch)/Jericho Drumm

Wanda Maximoff (The Scarlet Witch)/The Vision

Midge Maisel/Susie Myerson

Hal Emmerich (Otacon)/Solid Snake

Michael "Mike" Wazowski/Celia Mae

Casey Goldberg-Calderon/Lunella Lafayette

Fran Fine/Max Sheffield

Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar

Winston Schmidt/Cece Parekh

David Jacobs/Jack Kelly

Seth Cohen/Summer Roberts

Reuben Kent/Feliks Kaufmann

Scout Touzani/Elias Wyrick

KJ Brandman/Mac Coyle

Lavinia Asimov/Poison Oak

Phineas Flynn/Isabella Garcia-Shapiro

Anon's Mom/Dad

Babushka (Tatiana)/Dedushka (Ivan)

Hillel/Shammai

The person reading this & their partner

Didi Pickles/Stu Pickles

Captain Rivka Maror/Isaac The Wizard

Shulamit/Aviva

Jerry Seinfeld/Cosmo Kramer

Violet Baudelaire/Quigley Quagmire

Simon Lewis/Isabel Lightwood

Danielle/Maya

Bram Greenfeld/Simon Spier

Miryem Mandelstam/The Staryk King

David Rose/Patrick Brewer

Velma Dinkley/Daphne Blake

Velma Dinkley/Marcie "Hot Dog Water" Fleach

S'chn T'gai Spock/James T Kirk

S'chn T'gai Spock/James T Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy

S'chn T'gai Spock/Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Worf Rozhenko/Jadzia Dax

Kanan Jarrus/Hera Syndulla

Brian Jeeter/Krejjh

Bobby Singer/Rufus Turner

Jonah Simms/Amy Sosa

Reish Lakish/Rabbi Yochanen

Couple having gay sex in the study hall attic (Talmud)

Avraham Avinu and Sarah Imanu

King David/Yonatan

Devorah/Barak

Moses/Tzipporah

Ruth/Naomi

Solomon's Muse (female)/Solomon's Muse (male)

Yaakov/The Angel

Velma Dinkley/Coco Diablo

Rowan Roth/Neil Mcnair

Klaus Hargreeves/Dave Katz

Cecil Palmer/Carlos the Scientist

Josh Lyman/Donna Moss

Little Ash/Uriel

Lucille "Lucy" Kensington/Dr. Edison "Ed" Tucker

Fox Mulder/Dana Scully

Anshel/Avigdor

Anshel/Avigdor/Hadass

Anshel/Hadass

Maxine Myers/Paula Cohen

#jumblr #jewish #judaism #info #poll #polls #brackets #actual bracket coming soon im trying to work out how to make it accessible #rules and propaganda form coming soon

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andsjuliet · 4 years

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2020 books read

1) Red, White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Jan 1-Jan 1) 2) Since You’ve Been Gone - Morgan Matson (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Jan 1-Jan 7) 3) Little Women - Louisa May Alcott (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Jan 2-Jan 3) 4) Sounds Like Me: My Life (So Far In Song) - Sara Bareilles (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Jan 8-Jan 8) 5) I Woke Up Dead at the Mall - Judy Sheehan (Audiobook) / (Jan 10-Jan 12) 6) A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder - Holly Jackson (Goodreads Giveaway Advanced Reader Copy) / (Jan 14-Jan 17 ) 7) The Cheerleaders - Kara Thomas / (Jan 18-Jan 19) 8) When I Was You - Minka Kent / (Jan 19-Jan 21) 9) Always Never Yours - Emily Wibberley & Austin Siegemund-Broka (Audiobook) / (Jan 21-Jan 27) 10) The Hand on the Wall - Maureen Johnson / (Jan 26-Feb 22) 11) The Haunting of Ashburn House - Darcy Coates / (Feb 23-Mar 2) 12) One of Us is Next - Karen M. McManus / (Mar 2-Mar 13) 13) The Carrow Haunt - Darcy Coates / (Mar 14-Mar 15) 14) American Royals - Katherine McGee / (Mar 20-Mar 22) 15) Tweet Cute - Emma Lord / (Mar 23-Mar 24) 16) The Unexpected Everything - Morgan Matson (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Mar 26-Mar 27) 17) Burn for Burn - Jenny Han & Siobhan Vivian / (Mar 28) 18) Fire with Fire - Jenny Han & Siobhan Vivian / (Mar 28) 19) Ashes to Ashes - Jenny Han & Siobhan Vivian / (Mar 28-Mar 29) 20) Love & Luck - Jenna Evans Welsh / (Mar 29-April 1) 21) The Summer I Turned Pretty - Jenny Han / (April 1-April 3) 22) It’s Not Summer Without You - Jenny Han / (April 3-April 4) 23) We’ll Always Have Summer - Jenny Han / (April 4) 24) Love & Gelato - Jenna Evans Welsh / (April 5-April 6) 25) As Kismit Would Have It - Sandhya Menon / (April 6-April 7) 26) All Eyes on Us - Kit Frick / (April 9-April 12) 27) The Babysitters Coven - Kate Williams / (April 18-April 27) 28) What I Like About You - Marisa Kanter / (April 27-April 29) 29) Red, White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (April 29-April 29) 30) Nancy Drew: The Curse - Micol Ostow / (April 30-May 1) 31) Out of Left Field - Kris Hui Lee / (May 1-May 2) 32) The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyne Hardcastle - Stuart Turton (Audiobook) / (April 20-May 5) 33) The Raven Boys - Maggie Stiefvater / (May 2-May 6) 34) If We Were Villains - M.L. Rio (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (May 6-May 8) 35) The Dream Thieves - Maggie Stiefvater / (May 7-May 12) 36) Blue Lily, Lily Blue - Maggie Stiefvater / (May 12-May 18) 37) The Henna Wars - Adiba Jaigirdar / (May 16-May 24) 38) The Raven King - Maggie Stiefvater / (May 18-May 25) 39) Break the Fall - Jennifer Iacopelli / (May 25-May 26) 40) The Foxhole Court - Nora Sakavic / (May 26-May 27) 41) The Raven King - Nora Sakavic / (May 29-May 30) 42) The King’s Men - Nora Sakavic / (May 30-May 31) 43) The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (June 1-June 1) 44) Catching Fire - Suzanne Collins (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (June 1-June 2) 45) Mockingjay - Suzanne Collins (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (June 2-June 3) 46) On the Come Up - Angie Thomas (Audiobook) / (June 4-June 5) 47) The Starless Sea - Erin Morgenstern / (June 7-June 12) 48) The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo - Taylor Jenkins Reid / (June 12-June 13) 49) The Lightning Thief - Rick Riordan / (June 13-June 15) 50) The Folcroft Ghosts - Darcy Coates / (June 19-June 20) 51) The Sea of Monsters - Rick Riordan / (June 20-June 23) 52) If We Were Villains - M.L. Rio (Re-Read, Physical + Audiobook) / (June 29-July 2) 53) The Titan’s Curse - Rick Riordan / (June 23-July 2) 54) The Battle of the Labyrinth - Rick Riordan / (July 2-July 4) 55) The Last Olympian - Rick Riordan / (July 4-July 5) 56) Beach Read - Emily Henry / (July 5-July 6) 57) Anna K - Jenny Lee / (July 7-July 7) 58) Circe - Madeline Miller / (July 9-July 10) 59) Emma - Jane Austen (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (July 12-July 15) 60) You Should See Me In a Crown - Leah Johnson (Audiobook) / (July 17-July 19) 61) The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller / (July 21-July 23) 62) Second Chance Summer - Morgan Matson (Re-Read) / (July 25-July 28) 63) Stamped: Racism, Antiracism and You - Jason Reynolds, Ibram X. Kendi / (July 3-July 31) 64) Clique Bait - Ann Valett / (July 29-Aug 1) 65) Meet Me at Midnight - Jessica Pennington / (Aug 2-Aug 3) 66) By the Book - Amanda Sellet / (July 6-Aug 9) 67) The Black Kids - Christina Hammonds Reed (Audiobook) / (Aug 9-Aug 10) 68) She’s the Worst - Lauran Spieller / (Aug 10-Aug 10) 69) Love and Other Train Wrecks - Leah Konen / (Aug 10-Aug 12) 70) The Hate U Give - Angie Thomas (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Aug 6-Aug 15) 71) The Poet X - Elizabeth Acevedo (Audiobook) / (Aug 16-Aug 16) 72) Fractured - Shay Siegel (NetGalley ARC) / (Aug 18-Aug 19) 73) These Witches Don’t Burn - Isabel Sterling (Re-Read) / (Aug 21-Aug 24) 74) This Coven Won’t Break - Isabel Sterling / (Aug 24-Aug 24) 75) This Spell Can’t Last - Isabel Sterling (Novella) / (Aug 24-Aug 24) 76) Save the Date - Morgan Matson (Re-Read) / (Aug 25-Aug 27) 77) I Hope You’re Listening - Tom Ryan (NetGalley ARC) / (Aug 27-Aug 28) 78) Twelfth Night - William Shakespeare (ReRead) / (Aug 12-Aug 31) 79) Boyfriend Material - Alexis Hall (Audiobook) / (Aug 31-Aug 31) 80) Only Mostly Devastated - Sophie Gonzales (Audiobook) / (Sep 1-Sep 1) 81) Where Dreams Descend - Janella Angeles / (Aug 30-Sep 5) 82) Majesty - Katherine McGee / (Sep 7-Sep 9) 83) I Killed Zoe Spanos - Kit Frick (Audiobook) / (Sep 10-Sep 11) 84) Nobody Knows But You - Anica Mrose Rissi (NetGalley ARC) / (Sep 12-Sep 12) 85) If We Were Villains - M.L. Rio (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Sep 14-Sep 14) 86) Macbeth - William Shakespeare (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Sep 15-Sep 15) 87) The Year Shakespeare Ruined My Life - Dani Jansen (NetGalley ARC) / (Sep 16-Sep 19) 88) Kisses and Croissants - Anne-Sophie Jouhanneau (NetGalley ARC) / (Sep 24-Sep 25) 89) The Lakehouse - Joe Clifford (NetGalley ARC) / (Sep 30-Oct 1) 90) The Poppy and the Rose - Ashlee Cowles (NetGalley ARC) / (Oct 1-Oct 7) 91) We Were Restless Things - Cole Nagamatsu (NetGalley ARC) / (Oct 8-Oct 10) 92) When Life Gives You Lemons Instead of Lattes - Rayna York (NetGalley ARC) / (Oct 11- Oct 12) 93) Where Dreams Descend - Janella Angeles (ReRead) / (Oct 17-Oct 21) 94) The Royal We - Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan (Audibook) / (Oct 21-Oct 23) 95) The Heir Affair - Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan (Audiiobook) / (Oct 23-Oct 24) 96) The Hollywood Jim Crow - Maryann Erigha / (Sep 30 - Oct 29) 97) Lies Like Poison - Chelsea Pitcher (NetGalley ARC) / (Oct 26 - Nov 1) 98) In Tune - Yeyet Soriano (ARC) / (Nov 2 - Nov 4) 99) Red, White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Nov 2 - Nov 5) 100) These Violent Delights - Chloe Gong / (Nov 6 - Nov 10) 101) Influence - Sara Shepard (NetGalley ARC) / (Nov 4 - Nov 11) 102) Ten Rules for Fakiing it - Sophie Sullivan (NetGalley ARC) / (Nov 11 - Nov 13) 103) The Worst Best Man - Mia Sosa (Audiobook) / (Nov 13 - Nov 14) 104) Sixteen Scandals - Sophie Jordan (Edelweiss+ ARC) / (Nov 15 - Nov 16) 105) The Life and (Medieval) Tiimes of Kit Sweetly - Jamie Pacton (Audiobook) / (Nov 17 - Nov 17) 106) You Have a Match - Emma Lord (NetGalley ARC) / (Nov 19 - Nov 21) 107) Be More Chill - Ned Vizzini (Audiobook) / (Nov 21 - Nov 21) 108) Dear Evan Hansen - Val Emmich (Re-Read, Audiobook) / (Nov 22 - Nov 23) 109) The Bitterwine Oath - Hannah West (ARC) / (Nov 24 - Nov 25) 110) The Gilded Wolves - Roshani Chokshi / (Nov 18 - Nov 25) 111) Rent a Boyfriend - Gloria Chao (Audiobook) / (Nov 26 - Nov 26) 112) I Love You So Mochi - Sarah Kuhn (Audiobook) / (Nov 27 - Nov 27) 113) The Twelve Dates of Christmas - Jenny Bayliss / (Nov 26 - Nov 28) 114) Wiith the Fire on High - Elizabeth Acevedo (Audiobook) / (Nov 28 - Nov 29) 115) Not Our Summer - Casie Bazay (NetGalley ARC) / (Nov 29 - Nov 30) 116) Meg & Jo - Virgina Kantra (Audiobook) / (Dec 2 - Dec 2) 117) The Honey Don’t List - Christina Lauren (Audiiobook) / (Dec 3 - Dec 3) 118) Clap When You Land - Elizabeth Acevedo (Audiobook) / (Dec 3 - Dec 3) 119) The Wedding Date - Jasmine Guillory (Audiobook) / (Dec 3 - Dec 3) 120) Perfect on Paper - Sophie Gonzales (NetGalley ARC) / (Dec 1 - Dec 4) 121) The Wedding Partty - Jasmine Guillory (Audiobook) / (Dec 6 - Dec 6) 122) If We Were Villains - M.L. Rio (Reread) / (Dec 5 - Dec 6) 123) We Are Okay - Nina LaCour (Audiiobook) / (Dec 6 - Dec 7) 124) Royal Holiday - Jasmine Guillory (Audiiobook) / (Dec 7 - Dec 7) 125) Party of Two - Jasmine Guillory (Audiobook) / (Dec 7 - Dec 7) 126) The Silvered Serpents - Roshani Chokshi (Audiobook) / (Dec 7- Dec 8) 127) Pride and Premediitation - Tirzah Price (Audiobook, NetGalley ARC) / (Dec 8 - Dec 9) 128) Faking Under the Mistletoe - Ashley Shepherd / (Dec 9 - Dec 10) 129) We Met in December - Rosie Curtis (Audobook) / (Dec 10 - Dec 11) 130) The Insomniacs - Marit Wesenbeerg (Audiobook) / (Dec 11 - Dec 11) 131) Rebecca - Daphne de Maurier (Audiobook) / (Dec 12 - Dec 13) 132) A Midsummer Night’s Scream - R.L. Stein (Audiobook) / (Dec 14 - Dec 15) 133) Julius Caesar - William Shakespeare (Audiobook) / (Dec 15 - Dec 15) 134) Maggie Finds Her Muse - Dee Ernst (NetGalley ARC) / (Dec 15 - Dec 15) 135) Don’t Tell a Soul - Kristen Miller (NetGalley ARC) / (Dec 16 - Dec 17) 136) Yesterday is History - Kosoko Jackson (NetGalley ARC) (Dec 17 - Dec 18) 137) Admission - Juliie Buxbaum (Audiobook) / (Dec 20 - Dec 20) 138) A Princess for Christmas - Jenny Holiday (Audiobook) / (Dec 20 - Dec 20) 139) I Love You So Mochi - Sarah Kuhn (Re-Read) / (Dec 19 - Dec 21) 140) RomaJuliette Christmas Short (These Violent Delights Universe) - Chloe Gong / (Dec 22 - Dec 22) 141) Roman and Jewel - Dana L. Davis (NetGalley ARC) / (Dec 22 - Dec 22) 142) That Way Madness Lies - Various Authors (NetGalley ARC) / (Dec 22 - Dec 24) 143) The Love Curse of Melody McIntyre - Robin Talley (Audiobook) / (Dec 26 - Dec 26) 144) Turning Pointe: How a New Generaton of Dancers Is Saving Ballet from Itself - Chlooe Angyal (NettGalley ARC) / (Dec 24 - Dec 26) 145) Written in the Stars - Alexandriia Bellefleur (Audiobook) / (Dec 27 - Dec 28) 146) A Midsummer Night’s Dream - William Shakespeare (ReRead, Audiobook) / (Dec 28 - Dec 28) 147) Cemetery Boys - Aiden Thomas / (Dec 27 - Dec 30) 148) Keep My Heart in San Francisco - Amelia Diane Coombs / (Dec 30 - Dec 30) 149) Felix Ever After - Kacen Callender (Audiobook) / (Dec 30 - Dec 31) 150) The Falling in Love Montage - Ciara Smyth / (Dec 31 - Dec 31)

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