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starastrologyy · 3 months

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Composite Chart Notes 2🤍

Hi everyone, since it is Valentine’s Day tomorrow I am offering a 10% discount on all of my compatibility readings until the end of feb! The link is in my bio to my website if you are interested in purchasing a reading :)

Saturn in the 4th house of a composite chart is common to see in the charts of couples who live together/own homes together. As they are essentially “bound” by the responsibility of a home. However, I want to say that this is not always the case, as some couples with a 4th house composite Saturn can find that their respective families disapprove of their relationship or perhaps there are obstacles that are in place that prevent them from even having the opportunity to live together.

Couples with the ruler of the composite ascendant in the 5th house may have children together, or perhaps they enjoy engaging in many of the same hobbies together.

Something so interesting that I’ve noticed is that couples who are very “spiritual” or “religious” tend to have Neptune or Jupiter conjunct the composite ascendant! (This may also apply to a couple that has a composite Pisces or Sag rising).

Couples with a composite stellium in the 11th house can often have many of the same friends. Alternatively, an 11th house composite stellium can also indicate that the couple are inclined to participate in community work or philanthropic projects together! Another manifestation is that this can be the couple that enjoys posting about their relationship on social media! Examples are youtube couples or those who post frequent pictures together on Instagram!

Couples with a Composite Virgo Midheaven may find that people have the tendency to criticize or ‘nitpick’ their relationship. Hailey and Justin Bieber are a celebrity example. However, they also have their composite Chiron in the 10th house, Lilith in the composite 7th, and Mars conjunct their composite ascendant! (These can account for some of the opposition they receive in the public eye).

Couples with placements in the composite 10th and composite 7th houses may decide to do business together! This is especially true if it is the composite Venus, Saturn, or Jupiter in these houses.

I have definitely said this before in one of my older posts but a composite Venus square Saturn (at a 1 degree orb or less) can often be present in relationships that don’t quite “get off the ground”. There can be obstacles like distance, financial difficulties, and age that prevent these two from coming together in the first place! However, I have seen about two couples with this placement stay together for a while after they were able to overcome the initial hurdles!

The ruler of the composite 4th house in the 9th house can indicate that the couple may decide to relocate abroad together!

Venus trine Saturn in the composite chart is a wonderful aspect to have for longevity! This or the ruler of the composite ascendant making a trine, sextile or conjunction to Saturn!

If you and your partner have a well aspected composite 10th house Mars, the two of you can really motivate each other to achieve your individual worldly ambitions, and the goals you share as a couple!

Couples with the Moon conjunct the composite Ascendant, can find that the emotional nature of their relationship is often noticeable to others outside of their relationship. For example, if the composite Moon (that is conjunct the ascendant) makes a square to Pluto, other people can perceive the pair to have an emotionally volatile relationship. However, let’s say the composite Moon makes a trine to Neptune, others can think that the pair have a very graceful, nurturing, gentle, and forgiving emotional connection! Lastly, how people perceive the couple is likely to fluctuate quite often with a composite Moon conjunct the Ascendant.

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nectar-cellar · 27 days

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the townie makeovers i've done so far!!

connor frio / nick alto christopher steel / romeo rake devin ashton / matthew hamming

i tried to keep the features ea gave them and the overall maxis match look. i hope they're still recognizable.

i'm undecided about whether matthew should only have stubble or a full on beard.

devin ended up with such a cute baby face lol maybe i softened his features too much. according to sims wiki he's supposed to be based on ashton kutcher but he's giving justin bieber debut era. idk if i should butch him up a little. he's the bridgeport twunk!

i was intrigued by devin's bio which states he wants to become an actor, and he has an obsession with A-list movie star matthew hamming. this is interesting to explore: does devin want to be with matthew, or does he want to be matthew? i sense some inner turmoil/identity crisis brewing beneath his pretty surface...

i'm here for the devin ashton x matthew hamming dark gay psychological romance thriller about fame and the entertainment world, set in the glamorous & gritty city of bridgeport......

#ts3 #the sims 3 #jealousy... love... fame... how far will one go to have it all... at what cost!!!!!!!!

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squoxle · 5 months

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Your bio says I can request a fantasy if my own so here goes one…

“CAN EYE SUQ YAUR BO00OB?”

Ummm…I think I know what u want 😏 (this is a little different from my usual, but why not lol)

"𝒯𝑜𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝑀𝑒 𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈" ~ 𝐻𝓎𝓊𝓃𝒿𝒾𝓃 𝒻𝒻 𝟣𝟪+

🎵pairing: SKZ Hyunjin!bf x Reader!gf | 🎵wc: 1.1k | 🎵summary: Your boyfriend Hyunjin is obsessed with playing with your tits. |🎵cw: 🔞MDNI!! Pure smut…but mostly just tit fondling and hardcore making out...♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.

You joined Hyunjin at the dance studio to watch him practice. A lot of times Hyunjin just wanted to dance for fun, but he also really liked when you joined him. To be honest, you weren't as good of a dancer as he was, but you knew how to at least keep up with him.

"Damn..." Hyunjin swore under his breath as you entered the studio.

"What?" you asked as you watched Hyunjin run his fingers through his fluffy hair.

"I kinda wish we would've stopped for coffee," he said sucking his teeth.

"I can go get some for you if you want it that badly," his eyes shot up at your comment.

"Really?!"

"Sure," you giggled.

"Here's my card," he said before pulling out his wallet. "Just go to the coffee shop in the lobby. You can get yourself something too," he smiled.

"Alright, I'll be right back," you waved before leaving your boyfriend behind in the studio.

You ordered Hyunjin an iced americano and got yourself an iced peach tea. You heard music playing as you made your way back to the studio. You walked in and sat against the mirror, next to the Bluetooth speakers connected to Hyunjin's phone.

"Oooh," Hyunjin smiled bouncing over to grab his drink. "Thank you~" he said cutely before kissing you on the cheek, making you giggle.

“What’d you get,” he said plopping down next to you.

“I couldn’t decide between a matcha latte and a strawberry frappe so I just got peach tea,” you said before sipping your drink.

“How do you come from a frappe and a latte to peach tea,” Hyunjin chuckled.

“You already know I’m indecisive,” you smiled nudging his shoulder.

“Hmm yeah. Well, I think I’m ready to dance again,” Hyunjin said before jumping to his feet and extending a hand towards you.

“Umm…what do you think you’re doing,” you raised a brow.

“Indirectly asking my lovely girlfriend to dance with me,” he smiled harshly showing nearly every tooth in his mouth.

You sighed and grabbed his hand as he pulled you to your feet.

☆Now Playing: Company - Justin Bieber ☆

01:13 ━━━━●───── 03:28 ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮

link to the dance you did>>obviously the first duo

Hyunjin played Company from his phone, a choreography that you two had practiced a few times, but never done it completely right.

You watched yourself in the mirror as you copied Hyunjin’s moves. You danced closer to the mirror for the first few movements before stepping back to dance right next to him. There was a part where you stood in front of Hyunjin while he was down on one knee. The next move was for him to grab your hand and ease his way up your body, but he took a moment to pause at your boobs. He shook his face between your tits before rising to his feet.

You gave him a dirty look as you followed through to the next step of wrapping your leg around him for a spin. Instead of just grabbing the back of your leg, you could feel his hands caress your ass before sliding down to the normal position.

You could feel the sexual tension rising as you saw the smirk on his face. You smiled and shook your head as you continued the dance. The next few step were separate from each other, but when it was time for him to dance behind you, you weren’t surprised when he grabbed your boobs in his hands.

“Ahhh! Hyunjin! Focus,” you laughed.

You could hear his little snickers from behind as he followed you to the floor for the next step. Hyunjin decided to “improvise” by grinding himself against you before pushing himself off of you. You smirked as you did the next move, pushing yourself back on the floor as he walked closer to you, before rising to your feet.

He placed his fingers on your chin and pulled you in for a kiss. It was quick as he went into the next move, dancing with you in his arms.

At this point you could tell that Hyunjin had given up on the dance and was now just concerned with getting his lips on your body.

He held your face in his hands as he met your lips. “Touch me like this,” you said as you gently pulled away moving his hands from your face to your ass. You watched the lustful smirk appear on Hyunjin’s face as he grabbed your ass in one hand and wrapped your waist in the other. He fell into your neck, kissing everything from your lips to your jaw to your neck.

The song played continuously in the background as Hyunjin turned your body around, putting your ass against him. Now, you were facing the mirror. You watched as he wrapped one hand around your throat and the other traveled from between your legs to his favorite spot, your tits.

He massaged your boob in his hands as he fell into your lips, inserting his tongue as you grinded your ass against him. You felt as he started to slowly move his hips forward with your movements.

You were enjoying this so much you accidentally moaned in his mouth. He stopped to look at you before walking you over to the bench where you straddled him, feeling his hard-on against your folds. He pulled up your shirt, revealing your tits that he eagerly bit into while gripping your ass.

You knew it was about to get dirty quick so you pulled your shirt completely off, exposing your bra. Hyunjin smiled and reached his hands around your back to unhook your bra. The straps hung lazily around your shoulders as Hyunjin enjoyed your nude breasts.

*Click*

The sound of the door opening nearly made you turn around in shock, but Hyunjin stopped you, by pulling you tightly into his chest.

“Woah! What’s going on in here?” Felix said as he entered the room. “I thought you said you were practicing the dance today,” he continued.

“Hehe…I was…but umm…could you give us a second,” Hyunjin nervously stumbled over his words.

“Sure, mate. Just so you know the others are coming up here too,” Felix chuckled before opening the door. “Don’t worry I’ll let you know when the get close,” he whispered before stepping out.

Both of you let out a relieved sigh.

“That was really close,” you said as you fastened your bra.

“Yeah, and we were just getting started,” Hyunjin added as he reached down to pick up your shirt.

He helped by pulling it over your head as you wiggled your arms through. Hyunjin reached around to pull your hair out.

“Oh hey guys! What took you so long?” You heard Felix shout coupled with other chatter.

“We’ll finish this when we get back home,” Hyunjin said as he kissed your cheek before running to open the door.

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mlysxrv4mp · 27 days

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OKAY HI:333

im 17 but that already says it in my bio so wtvr:/

my name is emily and i hate it soooo lets forget that😀😀😀😀😀

-I AM A FEMALE BIOLOGICALY AND STILL AM IK I LOOK LIKE A DUDE SOMETIMES MB-

im from BRITAN RAHHHHH, nah its shit

BRO IM SO BORING TF DO I SAY

I LIKE MUSIC OBV

-hollywood undead

-black veil brides

-ptv😋😋

-brokencyde YES OMG

-never shout never is my number one i love chris sm

-the killers

-good charlotte

-JUSTIN BIEBER IDGAF HIS SHIT SLAPS

-korn

-bowling for soup

-the academy is

-THATS LIKE THE RUNDOWN OKAY BUT ID BE HERE ALL DAY

you can comment whatever u like u cant flirt w me or whatever idc bbg😋😋

DONT BE WEIRD THO(no racism or homophobia u nasty mfs) BUT I WILL REPLY DW

oh im NOT straight i like everyone

i am single i like it that way

OH INSTA MB XD

-_.deadpulse_ follow me princess 🤭🤭

#2000s emo #emo girl #emo scene #scene #scene kid #2000s scene #emo boys #emo kid #2013 aesthetic

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spaghettinoodlesworld · 1 year

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The English Love Deception Pt2

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

Jude Bellingham X Reader Ft Trent Alexander Arnold

Word count: 2.4k

Warnings: swearing and bullying

you straightened your hair and gave yourself a bit of waves towards the end ofc your natural hair slays but styling your hair gives you a bit of a confidence boost which you’ll be needing a lot of tonight.

You didn’t wanna glam up glam up but you did glam up glam up giving yourself the excuse of that you’re always going to dress up to matter where you’re going or how trivial the matter is *cough* not that one supermarket incident *cough*.

your black dress is short maybe a bit too short for the kinda cold weather these days but you enjoy it when your thighs quiver a bit as it gives you a fake sensation of alertness of your surroundings and that yes I’m alive. (Kinky if you ask me)

However, you’re secretly hoping that the chilly weather wouldn’t be the only reason why your thighs would shiver. ummmmm not that you’re expecting anything tonight .

“get yourself a jacket y/n unless you wanna end up in bed with the flu,”MJ screamed at you from the kitchen while you were making the last touch ups with the straightener, but what she said is right so you went to your closet and look for a jacket that won’t ruin your outfit.

The only jacket you found was a black leather jacket that used to belong to Trent. The jacket had this JB print on the inside which might explain his weird obsession with Justin Bieber’s songs on your road-trips together back in the days. You used to make yourself believe that you can still smell his cologne on it.

You haven’t really moved all your clothes from your grandparents house. You thought that the necessary pieces of clothes will do you well until now cause you’re lazy ass was too lazy and now your left with two options:

A)Wear the jacket and act clueless if Trent notices Because you really don’t wanna die frozen

B)Go without the jacket because you’re heart can’t stand another act of drama and die

Well you clearly don’t wanna die yet and you don’t want the reason of you staying in bed for a week to be a 80nm virus that isn’t not even considered as a living thing (bio classes guys focus in your bio classes)

“Are you guys ready?” You called for them at the door while you were putting on your knee high boots after you found yourself subconsciously touching the tattoo you had on your ankle with Trent’s name. You thought Trent was gonna be a permanent character in your life lover or not but now you’re left looking like an obsessive bitch which you’re seriously not.

“I swear y/n if it turns out that you’re fooling around with Bellingham and you’re lying to us I’ll make steak out of your left thigh and I’ll take this girl with me to burn your house down,” said MJ as she hooks an arm around Bunny’s neck while squinting at you.

“seriously guys? When have I ever lied to you guys about anything? Please don’t burn my house down I can’t go back to my grandparents’ house now after the scene I made” That question made them look at you deeply their eyes calling you a liar.

“Okay okay I know I’ve got history of hiding stuff but no trust me that Jude boy is the last person on earth I would even consider to look at,” you genuinely tell them crossing your arms to look firm and trustworthy usually it works most of the time.

“Okay guys let’s go we’re already late,” bunny says pushing us out of the door and ushering us towards the house next door, only for you to hear some serious barking.

I mean it makes sense why that dog hates your guts I mean his owner didn’t get an hour of discipline so it’s understandable that his dog would carry some of his owner’s traits. All respect to his mum though.

“Oh guys look at himmmm isn’t he the cutest,” bunny said as she went to play with the dog ruffling it’s fur acting all cute with your fucking nemesis.

“I don’t think we’re looking at the same creature. A friend of my enemy is my enemy too beware bunny I got my eyes on you,” you told her as you walk to the door.

“Oh come on he can’t be that bad just because he bit at your pants once doesn’t mean he hates you maybe there’s a misunderstanding or something,” MJ says as she rang the bell.

“I could’ve ended up with no legs girl that dog doesn’t bark only he bites too,” you desperately explained your understandable hatred at the dog

“I’ll get the door guys,” you hear a familiar voice saying from inside before opening the door, “oh it’s you girls”

Trent says as he hugs MJ and Bunny

his eyes linger a bit at your outfit focusing on your jacket you were hoping he’d say something hoping he’d tell you that everything was all just a dream and that he’s still the boy you trusted with your life. All you got was a “ y/n you were so missed,” with a hug that lasted 3 seconds you counted them cause you knew that’s all you’ll ever have from him.

He still felt the same he smelled the same you felt his muscles at you he definitely grew buffer good for him but it wasn’t good for your heart.

“the party is at the backyard let’s go I’ll leave you guys to mingle have fun ladies,” Trent says as he directs you guys to the backyard and left.

You felt sudden relief when he left and wow this Bellingham must be filthy rich cause look at all these doors and chandeliers. Everything was super clean and shiny the things you would do to actually own a house like this. The backyard was packed with people good looking people you may add.

Everyone had a radiating aura of confidence that you hoped was contiguous cause you really need to be infected with that.

“Now where are those hot football players don’t get me wrong the women are fine but we need to focus on our goals,” said MJ coach who was holding a cup of god knows what.

“I can’t seem to find Jude I mean it’s his house he should be here right?” Said bunny looking around for him. Oh god how I wish he just simply vanishes every time I remember how close he was to me, telling me to blatantly compliment him after he insulted me boils my blood.

What you didn’t know was the sight of Trent smiling and talk to his friends made your blood boil even more.

“I need to go to the bathroom so you guys can go have fun and I’ll come back quickly,” you told them, “just don’t have too much fun.”

You said winking at them before entering the house looking for someone to ask where the bathroom is. If you wanted to enjoy this party you need to calm down so you thought maybe collecting your nerves away from people would help a bit.

You heard a voice up the stairs so you went towards the voice hoping they’d direct you to were the toilet is, but you immediately stopped when you saw two people talking to each other quietly with the man pressing a lady to the wall.

You can’t make out their faces as the tall man’s back was towards you and he was covering the lady’s petite figure.

You must walk away as this is an infringement of privacy but you stopped moving when you heard her say

“Jude, this needs to stop,”

“stop? I haven’t even done anything Hannah this is fucking crazy and you should at least show a bit of empathy.”

“Whatever we had had ended a while ago you were just too proud to understand that I’ve dumped you for another I-“

The man who turns out to be Jude forcefully slams his hand next to the girls head causing both me and her to jump a bit. This man got some serious issues somebody needs to tell him that whatever he is doing is considered assault .

“You out of all people have zero right to talk about my feelings whatsoever. My friend whom I consider a brother fucking sent me an invitation to your fucking wedding and you expect me to just be so fucking happy about it?”

“I don’t like the way you’re talking to me Jude ,”

“I don’t give two shits if you like it or not. Is that how you return all my favours you go and date my best friend out of all people oh god not only date you’re fucking engaged to the man.”

“It’s not my fault you chose your career above your woman I guess it’s also my turn to choose too.”

“That’s messed up,” he whispers to himself, “can you hear how fucking messed up you sound now, Hannah? I didn’t find out about your wedding from you. Trent fucking sent me the invitation and I had to act all happy for my brother because I can’t tell him he’s getting married to a fucking snake who thinks of nothing but herself.”

“You left for Dortmund, Jude. Why is it when you do it it’s fine but when I do it it’s not?”

“We did talk about it dammit you even told me you supported my choice and said how it would make me an even better player. The moment I leave you go and jump my friend how is that fine in that fucking brain of yours?”

“I won’t allow you to speak of me in that manner, jude. There is nothing to be done anymore and I sincerely wished you’d be happy for me the way I was happy for you when you left to get closer to your dream.”

“The likes of you are a disgrace to the female population. No words can describe my anger towards you fr.”

“I heard from Trent that you got yourself a little girlfriend though I wish you both well oh and do bring her next week to the wedding,” Hannah said pushing Jude away walking towards the stairs. I hurry and I hide behind the staircase and wait for her to leave. This girl be causing a lot of problems everywhere she goes. Not my problem though everyone who associates himself with her can suit himself because he probably deserve it.

You don’t condone cheating though if that was the case.

I was dreading my meeting with Trent I guess it’s Hannah I should be scared of.

I go for the stairs and only to bump into something.

“Excuse me sir,” you automatically said

“I guess I’m not a ma’am anymore?” Jude said in a tone I can’t describe.

“Do I know you?” You act cluelessly if there is something you aren’t you aren’t either delusional nor a good actor.

You can sense how annoyed he got when you claimed that you didn’t know him. Ha, I’ll step on that ego of yours, mf.

“There are more snacks in the kitchen guys come help me get them,” a voice came from downstairs. You suddenly felt a warm firm arm circling your waist and pushed you towards the hallway upstairs away from the voices below.

“You seriously do have something for pushing people around,”

“ oh so dora the explorer actually remembers who I am”

“yes and as I recall I remember you saying I look like a gorilla looking desk”

“monkey not gorilla”

“Same thing” you rolled your eyes at how immature this convo sounds now.

“no definitely not the same thing and if I can say, I’d say you make a fine monkey looking desk now.”

“Well no doubt girls don’t last long with you if that’s your way of flirting with them.”

“you have contacts on right? I liked you better when you couldn’t see. ”

“I see you haven’t replied to my comment that means I’m actually right. Well I’m always right but you just proved that I am.” You covered yourself with your jacket as it started getting chilly.

Jude noticed your movement and deeply inspected the jacket.

“This jacket looks extremely familiar. God i have the same exact one and I can’t seem to find it.”

“I don’t know but this jacket is mine I borrowed it from a friend of mine and somehow it’s still with me so that means it’s now my-“ you didn’t even get to finish your sentence before Jude got closer to you and slid the jacket off your left shoulder. He then got even more closer to your neck to look at the inside of the jacket.

His hot breath hit your neck you can’t help but gasp at the sensation. You hoped he would mistake your reaction as a gasp to him removing your jacket not you acting stupid cause he exchanged some oxygen and CO2 beside your neck.

“now will you be a good girl and tell me what is my jacket doing in your possession?”

“I told you it’s not your jacket it’s mine I came from my house with it on.”

“Well care to explain why does your jacket have my initials? Are you perhaps a stalker?” He said emphasizing ’your’. He looked you in the eyes questioning you as if the deeper he looks the more answers he would find. Surprisingly he wasn’t angry nor annoyed he was genuinely intrigued.

“JB could stand for Justin Bieber Jonas Brothers Jacob Black (team Edward for life though) the list goes on. You don’t have any evidence that it is yours and I don’t know who you are.” You lied you don’t want to look dumb if you told him you knew he was the first teen football player who scored in the World Cup he’d 100% be sure that you’re a stalker which you’re obviously not. Apparently you took the jacket from Trent who took Jude’s jacket but you’ll keep that to yourself for now.

“Even though you’re extremely suspicious and now accused of theft, stalking and eavesdropping may I add, I’ll let you keep the jacket but I want something in return,” he said before he leaned very closely to your ear you swore you felt his luscious lips tickling your earlobe. He knew you were eavesdropping I mean it was kinda obvious. he then whispered his deal that made you shout instinctively

“YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR WHAT?”

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jongsie · 6 months

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✆ —UNKNOWN NUMBER N.R

MY PERSONAL HELL 🔥

SYNOPSIS 。°˖ ✧ Desperate for a math answer you text random numbers until one finally replies to you. What are the chances that it's your old online friend who is now a famous idol? Well apparently not 0%.

PAIRING — Ni-ki x Desi!Reader

GENRE — Online friends to strangers to friends to lovers, SMAU, Fluff, Crack, Angst (just a pinch)

Riki (17) — Nishimura Riki our male lead. He had to delete all his socials and stuff because of a contract he signed before entering I-land. And didn't say goodbye to Y/n something that he regrets until this day. Hopes he can find her again one day.

Heeseung (21) — The eldest in Enhypen. Is the only one that doesn't have to share a room and is very happy about it. Currently has a crush on the manager of Star Light. Working very hard to beat the bitchless allegations against himself.

Jay (21) — Leader of the 02z (appointed by Heeseung). Often called the uncle of Enhypen. Victim to Riki's pranks. Please pray for this man. Has considered running away and living a quite life somewhere far far away but never goes through with it.

Jake (20) — Leader of the O2z (self appointed). Is from the land down under (Australia). Gets bullied by Ni-ki on the daily. Is scared of his stans to some point but loves them dearly. Very clumsy but has fast reflexes.

Sunghoon (20) — Leader of 02z (also self appointed). Is sick and tired of having to hear Jake sing 'Baby' by Justin Bieber 20358705 times a day. Threatened to shove a sock in his mouth. Also his english name is Steve not Benjamin.

Sunoo (20) — Eldest member of the maknae line. His skincare always goes missing and is on the hunt to find the culprit (suspects it's one of the 02z). A ball of sunshine fr. He can do no wrong and is always right. I love you Sunoo.

Jungwon (19) — Leader of Enhypen. He needs a long vacation after having to deal with the responsibilities of being the leader. Sometimes me thinks his bio on X is becoming true. His english name is Johnny and he shares a bday with NCT's Johnny.

✆ — Voicemail | Call history | Incoming

A/n — ✆ Riki js like me fr. Also guys I think I might be ot7. Idk.

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queenkokoo · 2 years

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Part 1

The Weeknd

Faceclaim: Selena Gomez

Also I didn’t pay much attention when Justin got with Hailey so if the time line is off ignore it

2017

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y/nfanpage Y/n and Abel at the Met Gala tonight!

weekndfan3 they look so good

y/nfan1 I hope we get more photos

y/nfan9 she’s perfect

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Weekndfanpage More photos of Abel and Y/n at the Met gala!

y/nfan7 aww

weekndfan2 soulmates

y/nfan9 I swear if they ever breakup I’ll never believe in love

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Y/nL/n Met Gala 2017

y/nfan I’m in love

weekndfan3 how is she so beautiful

2019

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POPCULTURE Looks like everyone’s favorite Hollywood couple has called it quits after an argument outside a coffee shop in New York. Sources close to the couple claim things have been bad for a while and they weren’t meant to last.

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weekndfan2 Noo

y/nfan1 I no longer believe in love

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Y/nfanpage Y/n spotted out in Los Angeles today!

weekndfan4 was Abel with her?

y/nfan8 no they broke up

y/nfan I love her

weekndfan2 it’s great to see her happy after the breakup but I miss her with Abel

2019

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POPCULTURE Looks like Hollywood may have a new IT couple as Y/n L/n was recently spotted with Justin Bieber.

Link in bio for more.

y/nfan1 She could do so much better

Justinfan2 I love them both but not together

y/nfan7 I mean if she’s happy then I guess but like he’s ugly

#the weeknd #selena gomez #selena marie gomez #y/n #abel tesfaye #abel makkonen tesfaye #the weenkd #harry styles x y/n #niall horan x reader #niall horan x y/n #zayn malik x reader #louis tomlinson

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alexzalben · 1 year

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Three New Directors Join Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Season 2

Charlotte Brändström will direct four episodes, and Sanaa Hamri and Louise Hooper will each direct two episodes. Bios below:

Charlotte Brändström is an award-winning director and graduate of the directing program at the American Film Institute. She recently finished directing a pilot for Netflix Sweden titled The Unlikely Murder, and her other directing credits for television include The Outsider for HBO; Jupiter’s Legacy, The Witcher, and Away for Netflix; The Man in the High Castle for Prime Video; and Outlander and Counterpart for Starz. Brändström also directed the entirety of two European limited series: Conspiracy of Silence for Viaplay and Disparue for FR2, and has also directed over 30 feature films, miniseries, and movies-of-the-week. Additionally, Brändström is an international Emmy award nominee for Julie, Chevalier de Maupin.

Sanaa Hamri is a renowned film, television, music video, and commercial director from Tangier, Morocco. She recently completed executive producing and directing The Wheel of Time’s second season for Prime Video. Previously Hamri was executive producer/director for FOX’s hit series Empire, and her other episodic television directing credits include Shameless, Rectify, Nashville, Elementary, Glee, and Desperate Housewives. Hamri is also an acclaimed music video director, and has collaborated with numerous hip-hop/R&B musicians including Prince, Common, Lenny Kravitz, Rhianna, Justin Bieber, Snoop Dogg, Jay Z, and Mary J. Blige. She has also won an NAACP Image Award for India.Arie’s “Little Things” video, as well as an MTV VMA for Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass.” In addition, Hamri directed Mariah Carey’s sold-out five arena concert documentary, The Adventures of Mimi, and has also directed the feature films Something New, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, and Just Wright.

Louise Hooper is an acclaimed British drama director, known for the 4-part limited thriller Flesh and Blood, starring Imelda Staunton and Stephen Rea; and Cheat, the 4-part drama starring Molly Windsor. Her additional directing credits include the first season finale of Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman, The Witcher, Inside No. 9, and Treason. Hooper began her career directing BBC Arts documentaries, working with David Lynch, Helmut Newton, Arthur Miller, David Attenborough, and Björk, and has also received a BAFTA nomination for directing Our Gay Wedding: The Musical.

#lord of the rings #the rings of power

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Nome: Yoo Joon-shi Idade: 23 anos (20 de março / pisciano) Sexualidade: indefinida, é algo que Joonie nunca pensou a respeito, ele até achava os meninos bonitos e se perguntava como seria beijá-los (o mesmo para as meninas), mas devido a sua rotina como trainee, não chegou a aproveitar a vida nesse sentido. Profissão: atendente e sócio de petshop Residência: Torre Twilight, edifício Haneul, apto B1 (reside no prédio há 4 anos)

resumo: irmão gêmeo e idêntico de um idol famoso, ele e o irmão iam debutar juntos, mas um acidente fez com que Joonie sofresse de perda de memória de curto prazo. perdeu o debut, o irmão e a mãe já que ambos lhe viraram as costas. foi acolhido pela avó paterna, a única que o ajudou na recuperação do acidente, mesmo que sua mente nunca tenha respondido ao tratamento. mora em haneul faz quase cinco anos e há um ano sua avó faleceu, ou seja, agora ele está sozinho. tira seu sustento da Chingu Pet Store, uma pet shop que sua avó abriu há alguns anos em parceria como uma veterinária. para não ficar um vagabundo dentro de casa, trabalha como atendente na loja.

personalidade: diversão e sarcasmo fazem parte da sua personalidade, entretanto, é preciso avisar que cada dia é um dia. devido a condição de sua memória e o impacto que sofre todos os dias assim que acorda (devido a enxurrada de informações que precisa para contextualizar sua realidade), seu humor varia muito, vão ter dias que ele terá raiva do mundo e o mal humor vai tomar conta de si, em alguns pode se sentir melancólico e se mostrar meio carente, já em outros ele pode se mostrar indiferente a algumas coisas, também vão ter os dias de rebeldia em que ele irá agir de forma inconsequente e com o pensamento de que só se vive uma vez.

curiosidade: Joonie mantém um instagram privado onde só tem seus amigos mais próximos, a foto de perfil é de Bomi e a rede social serve como um álbum de recordações para si, onde ele posta fotos das amizades de um dia e de experiências que vivencia. o motivo de ser privado e não ter uma foto dele no perfil é bem simples: para que fãs de seu irmão gêmeo não achem que o perfil dele. peculiaridade: além da falta de memória de curto prazo, também sofre uma extrema sensibilidade a luzes fortes, o sol pode incomodar ás vezes, mas são as luzes artificiais que mais incomodam. flashes, faróis, luminárias e holofotes, por exemplo Estilo musical: devido ao problema de memória não consegue se lembrar ou ficar antenado com as músicas mais atuais, ainda assim sempre teve preferência pelo gênero pop e suas variações, justin bieber, BTS, shawn mendes, jason derulo, ateez, the boyz, stray kids, seventeen e outros grupos que tenham estreado antes de 2019. Filme favorito: Toy Story Roupa favorita: qualquer uma que o faça não ser confundido com seu irmão gêmeo idol, justamente por isso é comum vê-lo com capuz, boné e máscara pelas ruas. jeans, blusas com estampa de anime e outras coisas da cultura pop, all star e moletom Pessoa favorita: sua falecida vó Vício: batata frita, milk-shake de morango, tteokbokki, odeng, tokkebi e kimbap. meias estampadas e coloridas, escrever em diários e batata chips Hobbies: ler gibis que nunca irá lembrar, desenhar bigodes e chifres em todos os pôsteres do irmão que encontra pela frente, beber e fazer merda sem nunca conseguir se lembrar Animal de estimação: Bomi, a gata da sua avó. Características: altura de 1,83 de pura diversão, óculos para miopia, unhas pintadas ás vezes, cabelo bagunçado e expressões fofas.

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dividir sonhos com amigos é bom, mas compartilhar com seu irmão gêmeo é ainda melhor, ao menos era o que Joon-shi pensava. a união com seu gêmeo Joon-ho sempre foi unilateral e ele nunca percebeu. os sinais sempre estiveram ali, quando queria algo, quando gostava de algo, até mesmo quando chorava, o gêmeo sempre aparecia querendo um pouco mais do que Joon-shi recebia.

o pai faleceu no ano em que os gêmeos se tornaram trainee de uma grande empresa de entretenimento, acreditando que a salvação era explorar o talento e beleza de seus filhos, a mãe fez tudo para que eles continuassem como trainee e realizassem o sonho de debutar. Joon-shi era simpático, tinha uma voz incrível e era um ótimo dançarino, enquanto Joon-ho tinha certa dificuldade em memorizar coreografias e era rapper. Young sempre tentava superar o irmão em tudo, nem sempre conseguia e isso o frustrava.

já estavam com 19 anos quando finalmente o debut ganhou uma data, treinavam com afinco todos os dias e estavam cheios de felicidade. para Joonie era simplesmente incrível conseguir debutar no mesmo grupo que seu irmão gêmeo. foi durante o caminho para a gravação de promocionais do novo grupo que ele sofreu um acidente gravíssimo de carro. a sorte do rapaz é que estava em horário de trabalho e afim de evitar escândalos ou processos, a empresa arcou com todos os custos do tratamento, mas… o grupo debutou sem ele.

desenvolveu cinderella amnésia, foram três anos de tratamento sem qualquer eficácia, o acidente causou dano ao lóbulo temporal e Joon-shi não se lembra do dia anterior, nunca. sua memória acaba no dia em que sofreu o acidente, dali pra frente ele nunca se lembra de nada. o irmão gêmeo e a mãe lhe deram as costas, nenhum dos dois quiseram ficar presos a um ser humano danificado que precisava de tratamento. foi a avó paterna quem o acolheu e cuidou do neto durante todo esse tempo.

a avó abriu um petshop em sociedade com a filha de uma amiga que é veterinária já faz alguns anos e Joonie trabalha lá como atendente todos os dias, não é fácil, já que todos os dias ele precisa ler a respeito dos produtos, verificar o estoque e a agenda do banho & tosa. e… atualmente ele faz meio que tudo sozinho, já que faz um ano que sua avó faleceu.

apesar de nunca se lembrar do dia anterior, o rapaz mantém vários diários, escreve todas as noites os acontecimentos do dia, mantém uma agenda de papel e uma digital, além de alguns álbuns de fotos. ele também gravou um vídeo (que atualiza de tempos em tempos) para assistir sempre que acorda, de modo que possa entender de forma rápida e resumida o contexto em que se encontra. ele também tem uma alexa que o ajuda com algumas coisas, apesar de nem todos os aparelhos da casa serem smart, é ela quem o acorda todas as manhãs e roda o vídeo na televisão que tem no quarto para que ele entenda algumas coisas antes de se levantar e começar o dia.

porque seu personagem está em haneul complex?

já faz quase cinco anos que Dong-hyun mora em Haneul, foi pra lá depois do acidente para receber os cuidados da avó, continua morando lá por não ter exatamente pra onde ir. apesar da avó não estar mais consigo e todo dia ser um baque descobrir que ela morreu, não consegue simplesmente se mudar, de alguma forma o apartamento velho ainda é algo que ele se lembra, ir para um lugar novo só o deixaria mais confuso.

#��﹒ j o o n i e ⧼ about ⧽

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wonderfulworldofmichaelford · 1 year

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Is It Really That Bad?

The 90s were alternately an amazing time for comedies and an absolute wasteland of garbage best forgotten. Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler both rose to prominence during this era, and both thrived in their niches, delivering some of the most well-liked movies of their careers. But it was still the 90s, and the ugly side of comedy of the time was always ready to rear its ugly head. For instance, in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, we have the infamously transphobic finale, the joke the entire film has been building up to and is so shockingly bigoted you’d think it was written by J.K. Rowling. But bad comedies were just like that back then, and even good comedies could fall victim to it.

We’re not talking about a good comedy gone bad, though. We’re here to talk about a film with a solid 1 on Metacritic and that obliterated the careers of its two leads: Bio-Dome.

At one point, it was supposed to be a much more serious film about slackers being trapped and forced to survive in the titular structure, but you know how studio executives can be, and so the film was transformed into a totally radical 90s slacker grossout comedy filled with sex jokes, farts, and other tasteless humor. There are also rumors going around that this was originally supposed to be the third Bill and Ted adventure, but those are just rumors, albeit ones that you can see how one would believe considering how this film rips off that dynamic duo while cranking their idiocy and homoeroticism up to 11.

Whatever the case, what we got was absolutely torn apart by critics, and ensured Pauly Shore would never rise above doing anything more than direct-to-video garbage for the rest of his career, and turned Stephen Baldwin into the black sheep of the nepo baby dynasty that is the Baldwins, ruining his career which then led to him becoming a born again evangelical Christian whose daughter married Justin Bieber (which is still a massive W compared to inspiring GamerGate or actually murdering someone). It’s also the film that Weird Al decided to use to describe the miserable plane trip in his song “Albuquerque,” and the way he refers to it makes it clear the film is worse than the plane exploding in the second worse aviation accident to happen over New Mexico in fiction.

(This one being the worst, obviously).

But hey, maybe the critics were just being too harsh to this dumb comedy that was clearly meant to be enjoyed by stoners. With my tray table up and my seat back in the full upright position, I strapped on in and took a look at Bio-Dome to see if this comedy has a few laughs in it, or if it really is that bad after all.

THE GOOD

Well… The soundtrack is pretty good. They’ve got a lot of solid tracks on it, and Tenacious D actually briefly shows up for a cameo. It lasts maybe three seconds, but it might be the best three seconds in the movie.

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There’s also a montage set to “The Safety Dance” near the end of the movie, and it might be the single genuinely funny sequence the film has to offer. I thought a few of the gags in it were pretty good, and it’s the only time the protagonist's goofy idiocy felt charming instead of revolting. And then it leads into the climax of the films, which is actually decent because there are actual stakes instead of random vignettes of these idiots dicking around. Sure, it’s decent by the standards of the rest of the movie, but credit where credit is due.

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Finally, William “Walter Peck” Atherton plays a character named Dr. Faulkner, a guy who absolutely fucking hates Bud and Doyle, and thus he becomes the most sympathetic character in the entire film. You will be begging him to kill these two morons by the end. It helps that Atherton is the only person in the entire movie who is actually trying to act.

Yeah, that’s it. Time to shift into Hater Mode.

THE BAD

The fact the entire movie hinges on these two idiots is a joke, and not a particularly funny one a that.

The 90s was littered with all manner of idiot duos, most famously with Dumb & Dumber, but Bud and Doyle are easily the nadir of such characters. The big issue is they are not merely lethally stupid to the point they fuck up a massive science experiment—no, they are horribly unpleasant people. They bumble their way through the titular bio-dome, ruining the work of the scientists at every turn, but that’s not even the real problem. No, the problem is that despite having two girlfriends they supposedly adore, they not only constantly flirt with the women scientists in the dome, and even worse they crawl into their beds while they’re sleeping and start feeling them up. Ah, the 90s, where you could have your protagonists sexually assault a woman and still expect people to sympathize them while playing the violation off for laughs! Ah, but it’s okay, because they feel really bad about it, guys.

Aside from that vileness, the jokes are just as juvenile and pathetic as you can imagine they’d be. You have fart jokes, pee jokes, sex jokes, Baldwin eating Shore’s toenails… Stuff like this has its place and can be funny, but this is really the only humor the movie has. There isn’t more clever than some lame fart a stoner can laugh at while high off their ass.

And maybe this could be forgivable if anyone was actually fucking trying. There are two types of bad acting in this movie: hammy, camera-mugging idiocy (our two leads) and bland, wooden delivery (the female scientists). No one in this film seems like they cared at all, and honestly, it’s not hard to see why. What is there to even give a shit about? Out of the two leads I do think Shore is probably the “better” of the two, but this is better in the sense that being kicked in the balls is better than being shot in the back of the head execution style

IS IT REALLY THAT BAD?

Look, I went into this with an open mind. You all know I’m not above enjoying some nasty, trashy comedies; two of my all-time favorite films are Freddy Got Fingered and Little Nicky, the former film especially being one I hold in high regard. But… No, this one legitimately is as bad as it’s made out to be. Weird Al must be thanking his lucky stars that plane exploded over Albuquerque so he didn’t have to sit through the rest of the movie.

Like, in the movies I mentioned, there’s at least something to latch onto. Freddy Got Fingered is essentially the greatest troll in history, with Tom Green blowing a studio’s money to make the most bogus gross-out comedy ever, and in some bizarre ways it has some artistic merit. And with Little Nicky, there’s some entertaining villains, decent jokes here and there, and just a slew of memetic lines. Bio-Dome has absolutely nothing like that; it’s just two obnoxious, unpleasant characters being played by actors who definitely can’t salvage the material delivering the stupidest gags and jokes imaginable for an hour and a half. This really is the most bottom of the barrel lowest common denominator garbage you could scrape up.

Even still, I can’t particularly say it’s the absolute worst comedy I’ve ever seen, mainly because there wasn’t much expectations it would be good. It stars Pauly fucking Shore, the only guy from Encino Man who will probably never win an Oscar as long as he lives, it being dogshit was expected compared to something like The Love Guru or even The Master of Disguise. Those films starred genuinely talented comedians, while this movie just didn’t. Don’t get me wrong, this is still one of the worst comedies ever made, but it really was something I expected would suck even if I really hoped it wouldn’t.

I honestly don’t know how this managed a 4.4 on IMDB; I get there are some lunatics who actually love this movie, but there can’t be enough to pull this out of the bottom 100 gutter, can there be? It shouldn’t have higher than a 2.5, and that’s just being generous because there is nothing about this film that is so good enough that it deserves higher.

But that’s also the thing: As bad as it is, it is utterly unremarkable. It’s just the epitome of bad 90s comedy, and while it is the worst among that crowd, it doesn’t really stand out in any notable way other than sucking really hard. This is a film bad in the most generic ways possible, and I think that’s part of why it has fallen to the wayside in terms of “worst movies of all time” lists these days. Like does it deserve to be there? Sure, but there’s just a lot more vile and offensive comedies than this to pick from. This is just a generic bad comedy at the end of the day.

If you want to see the concept done right, and shorter to boot, just watch the episode of Johnny Bravo entitled “Biosphere Johnny,” which is a parody of this film and does every single thing this movie tried to do and better, proving once and for all Johnny is a true Chad.

#is it really that bad?#IIRTB #review #movie review #Bio-Dome #Pauly Shore #Stephen Baldwin #comedy

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y0itsbri · 1 year

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wooooah looks like i have some ketchup to do! 🍅

tagged by the beloved @creepkinginc @mmmichyyy @milkovetti

rules: list eight shows for your followers to get to know you better.

stranger things

shameless

killing eve

bob's burgers

modern family

new girl

the good place

rupaul's drag race

tagged by @celestialmickey @energievie @mmmichyyy @vintagelacerosette for Tag Game Tuesday Wednesday Day!: Fandom Edition 💫

your name: bri

your age: twenties

your first fandom(s): maybe selena gomez or icarly?? but twilight was the main one! with sprinkles of the hunger games and divergent. omg then youtubers like o2l... miley cyrus, ariana grande, justin bieber, then one direction, harry styles, queen

your current fandom(s): right now mostly stranger things (steddie brainrot has me in the TRENCHES). i also keep tabs on the maneskin, maya hawke, aftg and greta van fleet tags.... young royals gifs keep pulling me in too....

how did you first get into fandom? watching the movies wasn't enough. must see everyone's art and theories

how long have you been engaging with fandom spaces? i've always been not normal about something or other. but rly have only made meaningful connections w people in gallavich fandom <3

how often do you read fanfics? part of the relaxin' routine -- so as much as i can

top 3 characters from your current fandom(s): steve harrington, eddie munson, robin buckley

have you ever written a fic for a fandom? yuh (link in bio)

have you ever drawn fanart for a fandom? if so, drop a link! yuh (link in bio)

share a personal headcanon that you feel very strongly about: eddie munson is alive and well he told me himself :-)

you’re trying to convince a friend to get into your current fandom(s) with you. what episode, clip, or scene are you showing them? the gossip music video!

and finally, what does fandom mean to you? seconding macy w community and creativity!

tagged by @celestialmickey @heymrspatel @vintagelacerosette for Tag Game Tuesday ✨

name: bri

age: twenties

where in the world are you? oh my god so i moved here like a year ago but i just realized i live in the SOUTH. like deeeep south (usa). i'm a southerner now????

the meaning behind your URL: yo! it's a me!

your second favorite color: i simply cannot rank the colors

any pets? cat n hermit crab that i just spent so much money on today sdfhljksdfh happy babies happy life

favorite season: fall

last thing you read: daisy jones and the six

last song you listened to: 2 minutes to midnight - iron maiden

what are you wearing right now? black socks with neon green ghosts on them, sweatpants from middle school that my mom described as 'very 80s', a smashing pumpkins oversized t shirt, a brown and blue plaid sweater, a red jasper crystal necklace, a red guitar pick necklace, hair in pigtail braids. also glasses. gotta tie the image together

a hobby of yours: strummin on the guitar

your comfort show or movie: watched abbott elementary on my last sick day and that was nice!

and finally, what are you up to today? runnin errands on my day off

tagged for a picrew by the dearest @vintagelacerosette @ian-galagher

anotha picrew by @creepkinginc @ian-galagher @vintagelacerosette

i rly love the vibes on this one

aaaaaaand tagged by @mishervellous 10 songs/10 people tag game 🎵

cold as ice - foreigner

paranoid - black sabbath

i was made for lovin' you - kiss

light my life - greta van fleet

masculinity - lucky love

modern love - houndmouth

m - the cure

head over heels - tears for fears

mama - mcr

square hammer - ghost

tagging all y'all who haven't been tagged or smth or other from this list (yes you i'm looking at you)! also the besties @pinkmatter-mp3 @grumpymickmilk @scarcrosseduntouched @gallawitchxx @gardenerian <3

#tagged

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