#just something shitposty

[itwasnotahamster]

I truly relate with this meme a little too much that it hurts.

#memes #meme #metal meme #damn #fucking god #this has been a meme I couldn't get over for years #just something shitposty #shitpost

[humming-fly]

Theatre Kid (Derogatory)

#I had some fun on my most recent plane flight and figured I'd give it some color #the great thing about the king in yellow is i can and will draw him completely different every time #and that is 100% in character #if you draw an eldrich madness god the same way twice it's missing the point let chaos reign #was originally just gonna be the lefthand sketch colored in #but the colors alone actually looked pretty nice so you can enjoy those too #malevolent #malevolent podcast #the king in yellow #my art #doodles #I actually wasn't planning on making the bug mandible crown going into this it just sort of happened which I enjoy #lot of centipede/earwig vibes going on with the guy #something something crawls in your ear and drives you mad #anyways here's my one nice art post of this character now I can move on to shitposts guilt-free #i guess there's one other thing I wanna draw that isn't quite shitposty but it sort of is jury's out #we'll see if i get to it lol

[total-drama-brainrot]

i found ur "p!Noah singing "The Red Means I Love You"" idea interesting and i absolutely love the concept of Chris asking for a song and Noah just jumping to the front with the most maniac grin on his face, and nobody stops him cause they're too afraid to so they just let the guy have his solo LMAO but i have to ask, if he did sing this song, given its a song to be directed at a singular person [or multiple people, if he goes around and singles out one person at a time], who would the person he sings it to be? or would he just sing it to sing it? [imagining him forming a kick-line at some point and cackling]

See I've always had a hard time envisioning Noah willfully singing for any reason- and that applies to all Noahs- save for maybe spite, monetary compensation and/or dedication to The Bit (and even then, I really doubt canon Noah would be committed enough to a joke to 'humiliate himself' by singing). He does sing along to the compulsary songs in canon, though he's not a frequent voice amongst the regular performers.

But p!Noah is pretty much all about committing himself fully to The Bit, so he'd probably jump at the chance to have his own solo song if said solo song was something along the lines of "The Red Means I Love You", or "I Can't Decide", or anything that's gruesome/gorey enough to cause discomfort to his competitors. Bonus points if he gets to demonstrate what he's singing!

As for who he's singing to? ... I have no idea.

I'm a bit (a lot) of a multishipper, and I usually leave my AUs fairly vague when it comes to what romances it'll include (if any) unless said romance plays an integral part in the whole concept of the AU itself. In the case of the Psycho Noah AU, I haven't really put much thought into how relationships would work- let alone which ship would be 'canon' to the AU.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is; it's up to the reader themself to fill in the blanks with their preferred Noah ship!

Saying that, having Noah sing an inherently romantic (if a little violent/fucked up) song without actually dedicating it to anyone is. Really funny. Maybe he's singing to the audience themselves, as yet another way to tease/toy with them?

(And the idea of him somehow roping the others into a kickline is hilarious, though I have no idea how he'd manage it. Not that I doubt he could.)

#or you could take it in the opposite direction and have him sing something cute and nonviolent. #like the snuggle song by schnuffel bunny #gonna try to keep this AU as lighthearted as possible by Making Things Silly #no angst. no meta-analysis. just shitposty jokes and dark humour. #if you guys are really that interested in a romantic aspect though i could always run a poll for which ship to 'let sail' #total drama #td noah #psycho!noah au #replies

[pumpkinrootbeer]

As someone who spent the majority of my young childhood in Wyoming only to then spend the rest of my adolescence in an area I hated where I was viscously mocked and ostrocised from the community, I get sejanus. I also wanted to kill myself because I couldn't go back to Wyoming

#:v #tbosas #sejanus plinth #kinda shitposty here obviously #but also god. the homesickness baked into his character. He just wanted to go hooome 😭😭 #I think anyone who is alienated from the place their family is from gets it #suicide joke #District 2 being Wyoming is something that can be so personal. To Me

[katyspersonal]

I really hoped that I'll finally have real Christmas this year. In my country it is on Jan 7th instead of Dec 25th, and also I've never quite... vibed with it? It is different, and very underwhelming. I've first felt the spirit of Christmas exactly in foreign internets, like... That whole bright, kind, fun thing about sharing and happiness and appreciating what you've got and good will. I've been writing very heartfelt posts in Christmas spirit for years, and drawing art for the occasion. It just always surprised me how much a holiday could've been inspiring even despite me not even being affiliated with the religion.

But I really always wanted someone to celebrate it with. Like... to actually have a real person with me in the same house, to decorate together and to cook meals together and share the celebration. Additionally, with Halloween too, because it is definitely not a thing in my country - another holiday I am "celebrating online". When he crawled back to me, spilling his bad deluded lies about how he could not live without me and how badly he wanted to share everything there was in life with me, it felt so... apparent that we could meet this Christmas together, and maybe go trick-or-treating together. I just really want to dial back to enjoying imitations of holidays like I always have for many years, and forget those foolish hopes. The one time in my life I had not only hope for the better, but a faith that things would certainly get better, the bastard just took all his words and feelings back in like, two weeks. Because he "was not thinking straight in his despair" and "made a wrong decision". And could tell that sharing life with me was "a bad idea".

I should just never let my 'hope' become 'faith'. In a way, I am used to having my hopes crashed, it is just the story of my whole life, really. But crashed faith is something that can't be recovered.

#/vent #sorry for negativity recently #it is just so hard to hold back #my friends are also just too busy/distant/aren't online at the same time to vent in private #but i was specifically instructed by one of them to 'just let it all out' instead of withdrawing and doing something bad to myself #with alcohol or whatnot #i'll just go to bed crying and wake up my usual shitposty nerdy self okay? #and hopefully i'll enjoy illusions of holidays shared online with people that celebrate them this year too #and year after that and year after that and forever more... #until my stupid joke of a country cuts away access to civilized internet altogether lol #that or the world ends because with all the disasters it might be soon enough #it feels like a curse that all people that hurt me get good lives and happy ending #but i already said previously that it is just my role in this world #i am a videogame enemy you slay to level up.

[ursulacat]

1, 11,17, 45, 49 >:3c

Oh my godddd you're so evil!

1: Do you play any instruments?

Nope! My parents have got all sort of instruments at our house but I never really... felt like learning. My dad plays guitar, my mom saxophone (and other woodwinds), and my brother is amazing at piano. My parents collect musical instruments and used to host jam sessions in our basement really often before... covid... 😿

11: Any songs bring back happy memories?

I already gave the explanation about Fly On A Windshield with christmas and Brain Damage/Eclipse with preschool. Let's do the Supper's Ready one.

My suppers ready backstory is as follows. It is the late 00s. I am either in late middle school or early high school. I may have heard sledgehammer or that’s all on the classic rock radio station but I wasn’t familiar with genesis. I am hanging out in the back yard with my father. He puts on The Song. I don’t think I register most of supper’s ready the first time I hear it but willow farm is funny and sticks with me. I think the second time I listen to it, itsakon sticks with me. God I love holy warriors. Then the catharsis of the ending. All I want to think about is “shedding ever changing colors.” It is so novel to me that I can have a favorite song 23 minutes long. I become a deeply annoying teenager about prog rock. And it isn’t until a few years later I look it up online and find out there’s theatrical aspects to live performances and I fall in love all over again. In conclusion it’s a very good song.

17: Favourite musical instrument?

Fretless bass has always intrigued me. It's like a bass guitar but hornier. I like how you can slide up and down it and make a funny sound. For all I like hearing music, I don't really have much of an ear for differentiating instruments with a level of confidence in my answer if they don't sound REALLY different.

45: Any band merch? If so, which is your favorite out of your collection?

Not really lol, I kept the paper cover for Foxtrot from the cd case after my dad cleared out his cd collection. Not a collection person.

49: You are locked inside a closet with your favourite band member for an entire day/night. What do you talk about/do?

:))))))))) I considered this on my secret blog but I'll give you the one I wouldn't be ashamed for normal people to see.

The only one I would be able to encounter in reality? Modern day no hair? Probably talk about how much his work with Genesis and his solo career mean to me. Family-wise, gender-wise, depression-wise. Ask him if it's possible Rael would be friends with a weird millennial with pronouns.

#I know that last question is pretty shitposty but I kinda would legit ask it and give all the 'I know it's been like half a century' and #'just say yes to be nice to me it doesn't have to be a real answer' caveats #anyone can see my secret blog if they want it's just something I want people to have to opt into instead of being promoted on main

[toasterdrake]

there is something about being only a reader that a writer will never get back i think

#brought to you by studying the writing of my no1 fav fic of all time instead of recapturing the wonderful feeling it used to provide me #something something never *just* appreciating the piece for what it is. something something examining how it came to be instead #and missing a part of its magic along the way #something something big picture little picture #writing #language #fic reading #fic writing #writing shitposts #except im currently mourning who i was so its not very shitposty

[cannibalistic-suggestions]

Blog Update • December 24, 2023

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#mod rambling #not a suggestion #lmao hiiii. hi. sorry i like never post anymore #ive contemplated deleting this blog for good quite a few times but id have nowhere else to put my shitty cannibalism memes/jokes :/ #and actually i realized theres a few things here saved from blogs that also deactivated w/o warning. i had no idea there was one blog i #really liked and then suddenly looking thru my old posts on here i rbed something of theirs and realized theyre gone now. wow #i wish id saved more. but anyways i have a bunch of uhhh both aesthetic & shitpost shit in my drafts backlog #a. lot. so i might just start posting that slowly over these days. i might try and write some short things here and there too #bc u kno this STARTED as a '''suggestion''' blog but im sure as hell not doing that much of that lmao. sorry guys #or just make more shitposty posts courtesy of moi. idk. smthn cause i kinda feel bad abandoning this #also this blog has a tendency to update whenever im in deep mental crises and. hahaaaa guess what chat ur not gonna believe this #anyways yeah surprise im alive. for now. ill start organizing the queue. thx to all who stayed for ur patience

[goldenflurry]

Drawing memes with helsmits /hj

But you have to decipher the words if you don’t know the standard galactic alphabet lmao

I’m also 50/50 on if it’s spelt right as well

#golden’s art #helsmits #hels!Xisuma #evil xisuma #evil xisuma fanart #maybe? #honestly I was just bored and needed to draw something shitposty #sneaky update on writings I have like 8 drafts that I’m trying to finish #idk when they’ll be completed but they stare at me waiting for it to be continued #maybe I’ll finish one #tomorrow #or today #pray for my motivation #and hope I don’t just #helsmits meme #for hours #LMAO #imma stop rambling in the tags now

[wildcatofgreen]

"Sorry, you want what, Regent Li?"

"That plushie. The decoy you left behind. If you could make another one for me, it would be much appreciated."

"Now ain't this somethin'! The Regent of Shang Tu herself! Askin' for a 'lil old plush I had commissioned a long while back.

"What's in it for me, sweetcheeks?"

"Your life."

"Woaaaah, hold on there, cowgirl. We don't need to get hasty!!! I ain't askin' for much, just a little somethin' to sweeten the deal.

"Maybe some paid time off~?"

"Fine. You will not have to work in repairing the museum for upwards to and including a week, if you do this for me. Is that a deal, wildcat?"

"What the fuck that actually worked? "I MEAN, UH,

" 'Course it is, Li! Pleasure doin' business with ya. I'll see to that my sponsors have your plush in a week, tops!"

"Right."

#corazon's keen #LEGALLY this is very shitposty and just Something I Wanted To Do #but i will absolutely bring these two facts up later innocuously #CONTINUITY #frost knight frequency

[timewontwait]

if i were to pick a song that just summarizes my sonic, it’s this one kfgjskd.

#🌀 — later guys! i’m outta here. ❪ ooc. ❫ #🌀 — dope sounds pumpin’ in a stereo. ❪ music. ❫ #I DON'T BELIEVE IT I CAN NEVER CATCH A BREAK #sdkfjahk its a bit shitposty but the lyrics also make me sad #and also. hm. i've considered multiple times in the past delving into fleetway territory. i feel its POSSIBLE for hero. but like #it'd be very different than the comics. just based on the hcs i have #his version of a fleetway form would be like. toxic positivity incarnate KFDJKDSF #because of all the goddamn repressing he does #something in him finally snaps and his super form goes all wonky. #IT WOULDNT BE A DARK FORM like cynic's #it would be something else. but still something very wrong. #^ and this song pretty much captures it #the chorus... #' got these feelings taking over like the rabbits on the moon. lets indulge a life of lunacy - i feel it's overdue ~ ! ' #and also. ' sometimes i get tired of this vengeance in my eyes. ' cries.............

[sm-baby]

I'm a little confused, does Pomni get non-sentient when she has a mental breakdown or something?

NAH, Pomni cannot be non-sentient again!

DONT TAKE THE FLIRTY POMNI POSTS SERIOUSLY THEY'RE ALL SO SHITPOSTY AND NONCANON ITS JUST DUMB HIJINKS I DREW AT 1 AM LMAO HOHKLJAH THERE IS N O CONTINUITY IN IT-

#pomni #caine #caine x pomni #pomni x caine #showtime #showtime shipping #tadc

[matrixbearer2024]

Get Off My Screen!

Vox x CollegeStudent!Reader

A/N: I'm doing this cuz someone wanted to see my shitposty idea hahaha, I hope it's not too OOC but oh well- I hope someone could write a proper fic with this since I don't trust my writing much HAHAHAHA

A/N: I'll also be doing this from the reader's POV for now. Just message me or request if you wanna see Vox's POV since it might be too long if I include his thingy in this post XD

College life is fun, do doubt about that; from the parties to the friends you make- it truly was unforgettable.

Even if you did study a lot, wanting to get high marks- you had time to indulge every once in a while and goof off with friends.

It made you a star student on paper- but nearly bordering troublesome with your chaotic behavior.

You were lucky to never have been caught with their shenanigans.

But of course your friends just had to push it.

A new ghost hunting hype trend surfaced online and they were convinced that they had to get into it.

You said it was a bad idea, getting into stuff you didn't know.

Your friends brushed you off and all piled into the attic of your parents' home.

Of course, your parents were more than happy to explain some things before leaving your group to their devices.

They've been messing with the... "paranormal" for most of their lives.

You just chose not to believe it.

It wasn't like there was proof aside from heresay anyways.

Your friends proceed to mess with the ouija board they found, among other probably possessed things.

You found it all way too creepy to be honest.

Especially that old CRT TV that was just sitting in the corner.

It was an old thing you remembered using, but it always glitched and stuttered when you were a kid.

Even if there wasn't actually anything wrong with it according to the technicians that tried to fix it over the years.

Your friends started screaming before you could really reminisce.

"WHO'S MOVING IT?!"

"I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING-"

"IT'S MOVINNGGGGGGG-"

The fact the ouija board was actually reacting slightly freaked you out.

You managed to calm your friends from bombarding the thing with questions before asking what actually mattered.

"What's your name?"

V... O... X...

That didn't sound like a demon name you were even vaguely familiar with, at least off the top of your head.

Then of course that creepy TV from your childhood turned on by itself.

Your friends were screaming bloody murder at this point.

You didn't even realize the fuss until you saw the darn thing was unplugged.

You freaked out too, bolting down the attic stairs with your friends quickly in tow.

It was smooth sailing afterwards, your parents assuring you that nothing would happen.

Your friends stayed for dinner until they had to go.

You were about to retire for the night as well until you realized you couldn't find your phone.

Everywhere you looked, it wasn't there.

That left one place.

The attic.

By the time you gathered the courage to return, everything seemed just fine.

The TV was finally turned off, how and why- you didn't bother enough to know.

So you picked up your phone off the floor and just headed to your room.

Only to practically get jumpscared when you opened your phone.

WHO PUT A FRIGGIN WEIRD GLITCHY SMILEY ON YOUR WALLPAPER?!

Annoyed, you switched it back before plugging it into the charger.

Come morning, you had a bone to pick with your lot of friends.

Because not only was your phone stuck with the wallpaper problem, soon were all your devices.

You tried everything, restarting your stuff, running an antivirus, even getting it professionally checked.

Nothing.

And the problem continued to persist.

Now at your wits' end, you figured whatever entity was messing with your gadgets could at least converse with you through said gadgets.

So you opened a blank notepad on your laptop, nearly glaring at the screen while waiting for something to happen.

Five minutes passed and nothing happened.

"OH YOU CRAPPY PIECE OF TECH JUST DO SOMETHING!"

Even more waiting and still nothing.

Eventually you just decided to type something up on the notepad in impatience.

"I know you're in there. Stop messing with me."

And to your surprise, something finally replied.

"Oh I know, you're just fun to mess with doll."

What. The. Fuck.

And that was how you met him.

Vox, the tech overlord demon, months ago.

When he infected your phone, then consequently the rest of your electronics too.

Since then he's been an annoying thorn in your side.

Well... or even a welcome distraction.

Maaaaybe even an odd Omegle Buddy?

Who even still does those?

Either way, you never had to use spellcheck again whenever doing your work.

Nor did you consult Google as often either.

As rude and annoying as he was, Vox was quite helpful when it came to paperwork.

Not that you didn't know much about him, on some days you would both just chat using the notepad.

He hated some radio guy named "Alastor"?

You would laugh if you weren't so tired.

Depending on Vox's mood, he was either tolerable or a downright prick.

Fighting over control of the cursor was also pretty common occurrence.

Vox practically living in your gadgets forced you to learn at least basic software care and programming.

The guy also ended up sorting your files!

You'd be more thankful if he wasn't so bitchy about your file arrangement anyway.

It wasn't that bad.

You want to call him your virtual friend- but he's more like an annoying virus that throws hissy fits from time to time.

Even if said hissy fits were either excessive amounts of lag or mostly obstructive visual glitches and pop ups.

The little shit was also constantly messing with you during class.

Not that he cared enough even if you told him you were, he'd still be messing with your notes or even your files every now and then.

You stopped trying to change wallpapers after you realized he kept switching them back to his grinning face.

Let's not even mention his multitude of custom emojis stuck in your device.

How that got there, you didn't care enough to figure out.

What a weirdo.

Though him constantly interacting with your software gave you an idea.

You saw your friend fawning over a thing called a "desktop pet" just a little ago in class.

They chose to get a virtual slime.

It piqued your interest after you saw it was interactive too.

And knowing that Vox liked to mess with your operating systems a lot, you decided to try and get one to see what he'd do.

You got the basic one, just a random anime "chibi" or so it was labeled on the website.

It walked around and did some emotes before a notepad opened up with a message.

"What the fuck is that."

"My new desktop companion, do you like it?"

You didn't get a reply so you just left to grab a snack.

You weren't even surprised with what you came back to.

Vox was already using the cursor to bully the desktop pet you downloaded.

Either throwing it around or just repeatedly spam clicking it so it fell over.

The sonova bitch-

You kind of expected it, just leaving Vox to do his thing while you went to take a nap.

Only, you didn't realize you would be coming back to a new custom desktop pet and an open note.

"You're welcome~"

If that was what Vox looked like, you couldn't deny it was cute.

Or at least the small desktop pet made it seem so.

It was a striking design for sure-

Did he have a monitor for a head??

Oh that explains the face on your screen wallpapers.

You didn't realize until too late that Vox could interact with you using the desktop pet either.

Sometimes the things he did were cute with it, like the emotes that were installed on the thing.

Or he was just a little shit closing your windows or dragging them off screen before you could notice and stop him.

He was an annoying bastard-

But you kept him around anyways.

A/N: I really had fun writing this thing, it hasn't gone romantic since I didn't know if I wanted it to go that route so this is more of a friendly thing? Either way I might write Vox's POV sooner or later this was a really fun idea HAHAHAHA

A/N: Vox's POV is here!! :3

#vox x reader #vox x you #hazbin vox x reader #hazbin hotel vox x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #x reader #Get Off My Screen Series

[cybertistiic]

punching and kicking the air rn

#my shitpost art always gets attention but anytime i draw something non shitposty barely anyone cares #like i understand 'oh u shouldn't think about the numbers just post what u want' #like yea i get that but it's like the equivalent of being the class clown #everyone laughs at u when u make jokes n stuff #but the moment u say something srs about urself or just in general #no one cares #i do want to post what i like #i do #but i also don't want to post it if like #no one's gonna look at it ya know? #i like sharing my art and having ppl see it #but if no one engages with my art (at least non shitposty ones) #then it just feels like im showing it off to an empty room #and it sucks #like don't get me wrong i appreciate the ppl who DO like my art regardless #but i just wish there were more ppl like that #im not gonna quit art bc of it no bc that'd be stupid #but it's just urrgghhh #it's frustrating #im more than just the funny haha one piece guy #i do other things too :( #vent #biscotti's ramblings

[catboybiologist]

Hi! I’m CatboyBiologist.

Formerly a femboy, now a trans woman just starting HRT, and a PhD student in molecular biology. I started using this online persona as a fun, shitposty way to explore gender a few years ago. I post selfies (generally sfw, but somewhat sexy, so minors and ppl who don’t like that have been warned), rambles about science, tutorials and advice from the stuff I’ve learned by being a femboy in the past, nature pictures, stuff about the ocean, my adorable grumpy little tortoise, and unsolicited opinions on random nerdy topics. Any pronouns are fine. I don’t plan to socially transition for a while, and still present as a man most of the time, so I’m used to whatever you wanna use for me (for now, I’ll update this if that changes). Please send me pictures of your pets or other cute animals in your life!

As a scientist, I’m also documenting my transition! This google sheet will be updated at least monthly. I also have additional metrics I’m keeping to myself, and pictures that go with this, but I’m not sharing them publicly yet. Keep in mind that this is just one person’s experience with HRT, and may not represent universal trends!

Adding a little something here, bc I think it was an interesting bit a writing: if you want to see me respond to a transphobe about what "biologically female" means, here's a thing I wrote about it. CW for transphobia and discussion, obviously.

Also, if any of my measurements look weird, its entirely possible I fucked up. Let me know if anything looks off!

Here’s some of my favorite pre-HRT pictures:

If you want to see more of my pre-HRT selfies, browse the “femboy” tag on my blog!

And as of this writing, I’m only 2 days after the start of HRT, so here’s a picture with my tortoise that’s technically post-HRT (but with 0 time for actual changes):

If you want to see my future post-HRT selfies, browse the “trans selfie” tag on my blog!

Also here's another really cute picture and fanart of my tortoise by @whalesharkcat:

I have affectionately given my tortoise the title of The Grumpus.

I also wrote a couple of tutorials and general vibes about being a femboy before I started HRT:

Sometimes I make shitposts of myself, I don’t take myself too seriously:

This includes the way I came out on tumblr:

And here’s an overly serious, long ramble about trans thoughts and things that I wrote shortly afterwards:

Later addition: Someone asked how I take selfies, so I wrote a quick and dirty guide with some tips on how I do so in response to their ask:

Oh yeah and apparently I was a 196 microcelebrity? I never to thought I was popular enough for that but apparently some people do 🤷‍♀️. So uh, hi 196 tags, I'm abusing you for my pinned post LOL

As for terminology, I personally do think of myself as a “man who is becoming a woman” as opposed to having always been a woman. If that doesn’t resonate with your experience, I totally get that! But that’s why I freely call pre-HRT me a femboy, while still calling post-HRT me a trans woman. I’m also keeping the blog name as CatboyBiologist for the forseeable future, because at this point, Catboy just seems like a gender neutral term to me.

I’m also trying to put together a script for a podcast regarding how studying biology influenced my perspective on sex and gender- lmk if there’s any interest in that! It’s probably gonna be way too long and indulgent but oh well.

So uh. Yeah. I don’t end these types of things well. Byeeeeee

#196 #r196 #r/196 #rule #/r/196 #trans #transitioning #trans woman #trans femme #tortoise #tort #russian tortoise #trans tutorial #trans tummy tuesday #transgender #trans tumblr #trans selfie #trans journal

[elkkiel]

a newcomer's first impressions of vessel based off what I've managed to learn from scrolling tumblr w/ little to no context:

mega creature energy, I'd expect to see him in a "top 5 mysterious sightings caught on trail cameras" compilation somewhere

looks spooky but he's just a silly guy.

funky little dancey dance + he sure has a particular way of moving around the stage

cat? cat. yes.

anyways I don't think I quite captured the energy I wanted + I may be totally off-base with this, but here's a little fellow based off that one screenshot:

I want to do the others as well but I'm still trying to get a feel for them lol. maybe something quicker + a bit more shitposty

#elkk.art #cat nap #snooze coupon #sleep token #worshitposting #sleep token vessel