#just jewish things

[elder-millennial-of-zion]

I see your “getting rid of the Christmas tree” and I raise you our “cleaning the wax out of the menorah.”

#jumblr #hanukkah #judaism #just jewish things

[twakiju2]

people I thought were my friends stop being antisemitic challenge

#just Jewish things #personal log #hot take #Judaism #thoughts #don’t be a dick

[avian-misdemeanors]

checking on a tumblr user's post history to see if they're normal about Jews before following or reblogging anything from them

#just jewish things #jumblr #antisemitism

[frownyalfred]

in love with the idea of Clark Kent being the bane of little jewish mothers everywhere because Kryptonian biology means he can't put on excess weight and all the little bubbes keep trying to feed him because he's so skinny and baruch hashem once of these days it'll stick (spoiler alert: it doesn't)

#just jewish things #dc #dc comics #clark kent #superman #jewish superman #jewish adjacent clark kent my beloved #ideally this would be martha if she was alive #RIP #martha from dead man's party would LOVE the challenge of trying to feed one clark kent #theresurrectionist #myfic #thoughts #martha wayne

[ace7librarian]

At a sleepover with my friends. It's the middle of the night, we just finished a party and we're all drunk teenagers. What are we talking about? Are we talking about the party? Hardly. About relationships? Nope. About mental health? A little bit. We're talking about how fucking terrifying it is to be Jewish at a time like this.

#just jewish things #jumblr #jewish tumblr #antisemitism #Jewish #rambling in librarian

[i-deserve-recovery]

Are yall aware that when you tell zionists not to interact you're basically saying you don't want 80+% of Jews to interact with you?

And yet you claim you're not antisemitic?

Interesting.

#zionism #i stand with israel #israel #antisemitism #jewish #jumblr #just jewish things #jewish tumblr #antisemitic #zionist

[tetrasballs]

#jumblr #jumblr poll #just jewish things #jewish humor #judaica #judaism

[boldlygoingtohell]

What’s the proper Kaddish for a vibrator?

#jumblr #just jewish things #who mourns for my hitachi

[the-lesser-light]

Turns out it's hard to take a proper picture of the top of a 12 foot giant skeleton.

#pesach 2024 #Happy Passover! #jumblr #Just Jewish things

[magnetothemagnificent]

Products and services that aren't Jewish but Jews are still responsible for keeping in business:

-Crock-pot

-Sunkist Fruit Gems

-Tea light candles

-Electric timers

-Large outdoor bamboo mats

-Apple picking groves

#jewtuals feel free to add onto this #jumblr #if jew know jew know #just jewish things #judaism #funny

[hachama]

My decorations, day 1.

#jumblr #jewish humor #jewish culture #just jewish things #chanukah #Obnoxious deassimilation #seeing a lot of tags asking for updates

[oy-to-the-world]

My dad to my dog, after taking her out:

*crosses arms* I think you need to say an asher yatzar

#jumblr #just jewish things #jewish #Shabbat shalom my dudes

[will-o-the-witch]

Randomly thinking about that guy who showed up to my friends' Passover seder this year but had no idea what it was. He wasn't Jewish and the host just told him "we're having dinner at my place tonight," so this guy rolled up thinking we just had fajitas or something, then was forced to sit through an hour of hebrew prayers, arguments about frogs, four glasses of wine and horseradish sandwiches with gefilte fish. I hope he's going well.

#jumblr #Judaism #jewish #just jewish things #pesach #passover

[evilkitten3]

the saddest thing about having mostly goyische friends (who i adore) is that i can't bring up chelm bc no one knows what i'm talking about and frankly i think chelm stories were one of the best parts of childhood so y'all are missing out

#personal #the litter box #chelm #chelm stories #just jewish things #i personally cannot comprehend growing up without ''the jar of fools'' and ''a confused hanukkah''

[trek-tracks]

Happy Rosh Hashanah!

Sorry for the late reply on this, but thank you! Chag Sameach!

#not trek #my life #just jewish things

[ace7librarian]

Usually when I have nightmares about my grandparents they're about them dying of old age or my grandma's dementia getting worse. Was not expecting a nightmare about my grandpa if he was being held hostage by hamas.

#bring them home now #hamas is isis #just jewish things #tw grandparent death #חרבות ברזל #israel #rambling in librarian