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hachama · 15 hours
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hachama · 16 hours
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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.
When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”
He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds
…anyway. that was an interaction I had once
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hachama · 16 hours
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hachama · 20 hours
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Today I'm having to apologize because [important paperwork] didn't get filed on Friday because, despite being on my to do list and receiving multiple emails about it all week, I got busy doing something else and FORGOT IT EXISTED.
adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh
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hachama · 1 day
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I made the first one out of rainbow yarn, small enough to hold in one hand, to make myself feel better after October 7th.
I've since made at least 30, shipped all over the country.
In the highly unlikely event that anyone is ever defended by one of my little golems, I'm envisioning either swarm tactics, or weaponized unraveling.
Husbff wants me to make a golem out of the thickest yarn her can find.
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hachama · 1 day
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Husbff wants me to make a golem out of the thickest yarn her can find.
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hachama · 2 days
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
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hachama · 3 days
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Fucking Netanyahu is going to literally set the world on fire rather than risk facing consequences for his crimes.
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hachama · 3 days
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Image description: tweet from @i24NEW_EN "[red circle] U.S. officials reportedly say Iran is set to launch 400-500 drones and missiles from Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and Yemen.
An Israeli source has reportedly confirmed cruise missiles have been launched from Iraq toward Israel"
Posted at 5:30PM 4/13/24
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The excrement is approaching the rotary device.
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hachama · 3 days
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hachama · 3 days
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hachama · 3 days
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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.
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hachama · 3 days
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"you shouldn't be antisemetic because you're legitimising Israel when you do" no you shouldn't be antisemetic because it hurts Jews who deserve to not be hurt, like any other human being. you should care about not being antisemetic because it hurts people, and that should be enough for you. why isn't it enough for you?
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hachama · 3 days
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as an autistic jew, passover is objectively the best holiday because it’s a dinner party with a script that everyone has to follow
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hachama · 3 days
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First golem I've made in several months, since etsy nuked my store.
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So sparkly
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I really like making these little dudes
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hachama · 5 days
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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.
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hachama · 5 days
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I am not ashamed to be Jewish.
I am sad that some in our community are. I wish you weren’t. I wish that you could see the value and beauty and joy of being Jewish. I wish that you did not feel survivor’s guilt. I wish that you had not been swayed to internalize the logic of collective punishment that tells you that you must feel shame for things you did not do and have no control over.
We deserve to see ourselves, not with the eyes of our oppressors, but those who love us. I hope you will learn to see yourself and your people that way—not with shame & self-loathing but love & pride in who you are 💙
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