Swapping spit with your bestie to help dissolve her sublingual estradiol
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Friends, best friends even
Anyways I hope you all like crossover art
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I just remembered I used to have these two really cool friends. Like the girl who was nice to Carrie in Carrie (2013). That type of cool. I wonder what happened to them. I bet they got married.
Also I had no idea that movie is 10 years old. Sorry for sharing that information with all of you
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asfasdsadaASDAF
one of my friends just said he was "feeling hamicidal" instead of homicidal and I CANT BREATHE
IM JUST IMAGINING HIM VICIOUSLY STABBING A HAM STEAK AND I CAN'T
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i liked so many heartstopper edits on insta and my friend was complaining to me about it because what you like shows up on your mutual's pages and yada yada yada. and she's never seen heartstopper and now she's just getting heartstopper edits. do I regret this? no. I like heartstopper edits.
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What’s some yearning between homies?
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I'm actually killing and maiming u bc I woke up at 4AM and proceeded to attempt to make a minecraft mod and it didn't work so I cried and played more minecreaft and now IT'S 7 AM
uwu cursed but I believe in u make me small
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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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man I wish people understood how much it sucks ass to be neurodivergent and trying to find the middle ground where people like/tolerate you. like, I'm either "boring" (trying to wait my turn in conversations, holding space for other people, taking a back seat to let others get some spotlight) or "too much" (too loud/talking too much, getting excited to share, trying to participate in group conversations/activities). No one really talks about how much of being neurodivergent is just sort of trying to make yourself palatable.
I feel like so much of my life has been spent trying to find this effortless sort of middle ground everyone else seems to automatically already know, and I'm always swinging too far one way or the other. I'm lucky to have neurodivergent friends who grok me, but goddamn I wish that I could just like, exist without the constant background script in my brain that's like "you're being too loud. You're not talking enough. you're being self-centered. you're being boring. you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong." I feel like I'm back in high school trying to make friends but stuck as the eternal "weird kid"
it's just... lonely and sucks bad.
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honey, you know that boy you text is in love with you, right?
Well I mean I’ve known him for a month so no he’s not but also I don’t have the mental capacity to properly think about that so also no he’s not.
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