#i cant breathe

[sentimental-apathy]

I'm crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol

#improvisation #improv #theatre #funny #australian #Australian theatre #my post #tiktok #videos #viral video #tiktok viral #shoot from the hip #shootimpro #hilarious #change improv #theatre games #dying #im dying #im crying #i cant breathe #lol #lmao #lmfao

[onlycringepost]

#not mine #nobody told me this exists #I CANT BREATHE #shitpost #chaoscore #textpost #bastardcore #i will use this response from now on

[mediocrefruitlover]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY BUILT A HOME AND A BEAUTIFUL LIFE IN A TRAGIC DYSTOPIAN WORLD. THEY HAD 16 YEARS TOGETHER AND THEY DIED IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS. THEY GREW STRAWBERRIES AND WATERED THEIR PLANTS AND PAINTED AND COOKED AND THEY LOVED EACH OTHER 😭😭😭😭😭 THEY WERE EACH OTHER'S PURPOSE 😭😭😭😭

#i cant breathe #literally sobbing thinking about them #tlou #tlou spoilers #tlou hbo #the last of us #the last of us spoilers #the last of us hbo #bill and frank #murray bartlett #nick offerman #mine

[memento-mori-amor-fati]

#i cant breathe #lolol

[ricecakerybakery]

”halloween is ov—“ idgaf

#jeff the killer #jeffrey woods #eyeless jack #eyeless jack fanart #ben drowned #laughing jack #homicidal liu #liu woods #ticci toby #ticci toby fanart #toby rogers #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta fanart #shitpost #i pissed myself #lmao #I CANT BREATHE #im dying #good lord #i cannot #i cant #im crying #im cryinh

[slut-katsuki-bakugo]

I may not be able to get it down, but I sure can get it up for ya

#katsuki bakugo x reader smut #bakugou smut #bakugou x reader #i cant breathe #katsuki bakugo smut #karsuki can destroy me any day #I get drunk off him #screaming #drooling like a dumb puppy

[aaronsrolex]

This man and his Rolex, I swear.

#aaron hotchner #rolex #criminal minds #thomas gibson #god this man #i cant breathe #fanfic

[haetrack]

haechan is always so cute when he wears those thick-rimmed glasses that it kinda just makes me wanna ruin him. imagine him looking up at you with pleading eyes and those cute glasses tilted on his face while you ride him. it’d be even better if he’s all messy, tears falling freely and his brain all muddled because all he can think about is you and how badly he wants to cum.

i NEED to hear ur thoughts on this.. it’s been a wip in my drafts for like a week i’m going insane

THIS BUT WITH NERD!HAECHAN. i need to sit down and take a breath... everyone stand back. part 2 part 3

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“my pretty boy, what’s wrong?”

you know what’s wrong, you’re teasing him. you’re on his lap, slowly riding him as he tries to hold back cries and whimpers. his head is tilted back, his neck practically begging to be kissed. you lean forward, pressing soft, wet kisses all over. he gives up on holding back his sounds, whining out to you as he grips tightly on your hips.

“please,” he lets out a choked whimper, “just wanna cum, wan’ you to let me cum.”

he tilts forward, trying to kiss you. you move out of the way, laughing at how he tries to chase your lips. your hand grips his face, cooing at how he looks up at you with his pretty eyes. he looks dazed, already so fucked-out with just you on top of him. you haven’t even given him what he really wants, just grinding down your hips as he twitches inside of you.

“mm, it feels nice like this, though. you feel so good inside of me.”

he nods, eyes fluttering shut as you clench around him. he can’t beg, taking what you give him without complaining. he never thought this would happen, never thought you’d fuck him like this. all the nights he’s spent fisting his cock to the thought of you can’t compare to this, even if you’re practically ignoring him. he lets out a shaky breath, his blunt nails digging into the skin of your hips.

“won’t you tell me how bad you want this, my pretty baby?”

he fights off a moan, biting the inside of his cheek before he speaks, “want this so bad, thought of you so much and i just- just wanna cum.”

“aw,” you pout, “all you wanna do is cum? thought you wanted to hang out with me, too.”

he quickly shakes his head, sitting up a bit more straight, “n-no! i do! i like you so much, i want to be with you, want you to fuck me!”

a wry smile appears on your face, “that’s all i needed to hear, baby.”

you almost pull off of him before slamming your hips down. he lets out a loud cry, his hips chasing yours as he tries desperately not to cum so fast. he can’t let this end, can’t let the sight of you on top of him go. you look down at him with hooded eyes, your gaze and how good you feel against him making his face go hot.

his glasses become foggy, the sight of your teasing smile getting lost behind the fog. he whines out in embarrassment, the back of his hand reaching up to messily wipe away at the fog. he shoves his glasses a little too hard, too focused on how your warm walls suck him in deeply.

you laugh out at his crooked glasses, cooing as you fix them, “aren’t you too excited, so excited to where you're drooling and being all clumsy for me?”

he nods, not trusting his shaky voice. it fails though, feeling your thumb press against his mouth, swiping at the drool that’s slipped out. he wasn’t even aware he was drooling, your body pressed against him being almost too much for him to handle. he can feel your nipples against his chest, his back arching to meet press harder against your chest.

your thumb traces his bottom lip, “suck.”

he listens, two of your fingers sliding into his mouth as he swirls his tongue around them. you’re all over him, he wants to stay like this forever. he might just be a little too obsessed with you like this, taking all that you want from him as he sits there, allowing you to do whatever.

your fingers slide out of his mouth, opting to trail under his shirt, moving to his chest. he lets out a loud whimper as he feels your wet fingers toy with his nipples. he can’t help how his hips stutter against you, the stimulation becoming too much. he can feel how tears begin to build in his eyes, pleasure consuming him.

“doesn’t this feel so nice?” you realize he’s not listening to you, watching him moan freely as his hands grip your thighs. you slow down your pace, grinding down on his cock as you try to ignore how his tip hits your sweet spot. you pinch his nipple, his chest arching into yours as he almost cums on the spot.

“pay attention to me,” you whine, “or else i’ll make myself cum on your cock and leave you here all by yourself.”

he lets out a shaky breath, “s-sorry. it just feels too good, you fuck me so good.” his eyes look up at you, losing focus as he sees the grin on your face. he has to tell himself to pay attention, tries to refocus as your hips begin to bounce against him again. the sound of skin against skin, the harsh sting of your nails digging into his skin making his cock twitch. he loves it all.

he realizes he’s crying when you press kisses against his cheeks, tongue swiping out to lick them up. you can feel his warm breath fan across your face, whispers of your name filling the little space between the both of you. when you lean back, his eyes bore into yours, “can i please cum? wanna fill you up…”

you smile, hand reaching up to wipe a stray tear off his cheek. you clean his glasses for him, wiping them against his shirt before placing them back on his nose. he thanks you, hips pushing inside of you, trying to remind you what he really wants. you move his hands back to your hips, feeling how he grips at the flesh, taking you all in.

“i’ll give my baby whatever he wants.”

you hear him whisper out a small thank you as you move faster, feeling how restless he’s become. he doesn’t care about how loud he’s being, doesn’t care about how much he might seem like a desperate loser right now. none of it matters when you’re here right now, your eyes watching his face, drinking up all his sounds.

when he realizes he’s close to cumming, he moves his hands up to your waist and pulls you close to him. his eyes look into yours before deeply kissing you. it’s messy, tongues moving against each other as drool slides down your chin. you can feel how hot his face is, imagining how his glasses are probably fogged up again.

you don’t care, feeling his hands reach for whatever he can grab as his hips rut into yours as he cums inside of you. spurts of cum shoot into you, his cock twitching with every movement you make. he’s moaning into your mouth, trying to fight off the overstimulation as you cum around his cock, fueled by his pretty moans and face.

he tries to push at your hips, but they move on their own as you ride him. his spent cock twitches inside of you, the pain bleeds into pleasure as you fuck yourself onto him. he can feel you slow down, pulling out of him. he realizes that it’s all over, suddenly wanting you close again. he moans out, “don’t want this to end, want you here, wan’ you to use me whenever. please, please don’t go.”

“why can’t we go for a round two?” you grin.

#asks #hrts4doie #haechan hard hours #haechan smut #nct smut #nct hard hours #I CANT BREATHE #HAECHAN PLEASE ANSWER MY CALLS PELASEEEE #YOU KNOW IM SUCH A FOOL FOR YOUUU #haeblurb

[stargirlrchive]

simon enjoys being lazy. on the few days he has off he wants to think about absolutely nothing except for you. laying in bed, watching a movie and ordering take out bc there’s no way either of you are going to be cooking.

he’s so content with holding you and lazy kisses and lingering touches. despite how cold, or stern, he seems to be with other people, he melts at your touch.

feeling the ache and stress slip away when you’re touching him or when he’s able to help you with something. even if it’s so minimal he likes knowing you go to him for help.

when he finally told the task force about you they couldn’t stop teasing him. johnny and gaz always telling him how he seems to have grown soft, a love-sick puppy.

and he didn’t mind it one bit, because it was true.

#I NEED HIM :((( #I CANT BREATHE #simon riley #simon riley x reader

[london217]

Oliver’s mirror pics😫

#oliver stark #911 #evan buck buckely #evan buckley #buck buckley #buddie #buck x eddie #i cant breathe

[dragon-spaghetti]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND WHILE OUT W THE FAM LOOK AT THEIR FACES-

#drag rambles #rottmnt #I CANT BREATHE #OH MY GOFHAHEJEHSHDHD #I'm out with my 5 year old brother so cannot buy them rn 😭 #cause they'll think they're for him and will throw a fit #but perhaps I will. return #One Day

[marinoir-chats]

THE ROSE LOOKS LIKE THE MASK AAAHHH

#marichat #ml spoilers #i cant breathe #miraculous ladybug #exaltation #exaltation spoilers #ml s5 spoilers #elation

[eyo-its-li]

i actually cant express how excited i am

#tori spring #alice oseman #charlie spring #heartstopper #charlie x nick #nick nelson #nick and charlie #heartstopper season 2 #tao xu #joe locke #kit connor #ben hope #osemanverse #heartstopper comic #i cant breathe #can i wait #i think ill die waiting

[claiireluv]

“shadow gets there and sonic is no longer in his arms”-

STOP. I AM SO UNWELL. IM THROWING UP. CRYING. SOBBING. PLEASE. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

#sonadow #sonadow cannon?? #sonadow prime #sonadow cannon #shadow x sonic #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime trailer #sonic x shadow #sonic prime #sonic fandom #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #shadow #shadow the ultimate lifeform #shadow the hedgehog #im genuinely tweaking #i cant breathe #im going insane

[pieofdeath]

"there was a carbon monoxide leak in the dome" ZAC AGAIN BEING THE FUNNIEST FUCKER ALIVE THIS EPISODE

#d20 #dimension 20 #dropout #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #i cant BREATHE

[thecitybee]

Five pizzas and a wedding ring...

Y'all this man's SWEETEST dream for the past six years has just been getting to meet her, share a meal with her, and fall in love with her in a world that never died.

Like real people do.

#towl spoilers #towl #twd #twd spoilers #richonne #rick grimes #michonne grimes #text post #the ones who live #nobody touch me #i cant breathe #yes im ALREADY writing a fic about it and it'll be my next piece #five pizzas and a wedding ring #Rick Grimes didnt invent loving your wife but he did perfect it #dont nobody love anybody like Rick Grimes loves Michonne #dont nobody love anybody like Michonne Grimes loves Rick #Ive already seen episode two and i promise you you will not be disappointed #the reviewers all said ep 4 is the Big One for Richonners #but if eps 1 and 2 are like this #what in the hell is s4 going to be??? #oh my heart