#just a regular lad

[juanajustwaitingtohappen]

The 90´s heartthrob who has colonized my head and doesn´t let me sleep at night

#damon albarn #a pretty princess #a weird guy #a pretentious fuck #a popstar #just a regular lad

[jevilowo]

It's a crime, truly, that there is only ONE (1) Boots n Bombs fic under the Emesis Blue tag. Smh.

#and yet #an ungodly number of the most toxic of yaois #i.e. emesis freedom fries #regular freedom fries is cool tho just not the emesis version #anyway less toxic yaoi more doomed yaoi amiright lads #boots n bombs #tf2 #team fortress 2 #emesis blue #soldier x demoman

[hannanodaa]

pocket-sized lwj showing everyone the lotus leaf wei ying gave him on their trip to lotus pier

#he’s just a wee lad 🥺🥺 #mdzs #lan zhan #doodle #mo dao zu shi #just like his regular sized counterpart he’s also very quiet and can only say one word at a time #he really really loves wei ying and would always follow wei ying around like a baby duckling #and as for how large he is he’s around the size of a melon bread or a medium sized potato 🥔🥖

[dullahandyke]

hit trend with 13yos in my sister's school is (checks notes) dislocating each other's fingers

#her boyfriend took advantage of this by getting his friend to dislocate his finger so he could go home early from school the fucking eejit #JUST GET YR MAM TO CALL IN! SAY U FEEL SICK! WHY THE FUCK WOULD U ACTUALLY DISLOCATE YR FINGER! #more than being stupid theres been at least 2 instances of lads being sent home bcos of dislocated fingers #which means teachers are gonna be cracking down on it which im assuming is not what they want! #these little cunts are so bad at longterm planning #seriously what is wrong with them. in my time at that school it was Normal and Regular #literally like 3 months ago in the same class there was a stabbing which . tbh im not as fussed abt #bcos a girl stabbed the guy who used to harass my sister bcos girlie says he was harassing her. Which I Believe #and hes fine so im allowed to say that he deserved it #like back in my day the lads were just pocketing each other (tearing the pockets off each other's school shirts)

[vvelegrin]

man another thing that's been very nice about having moved out of my dad's house is that... i am under no obligation to convey anything to anyone <3 i don't have to tell my parents about my doctor appointments, i don't have to tell people my intentions, i don't have to defend making purchases or arranging my life in a way that makes things easier or more pleasant because people don't even have to know about these things in the first place.

it's really fucking nice.

#experienced the unfortunate combination of 'pathological anti-liar' and 'being a fucking doormat by nature or whatever' #and 'controlling father that has to know everything and will directly curtail any attempts at privacy with guilt and authority' #that i sometimes compulsively try to make someone understand things about me even when it the direct outcome of such is unpleasant #here's to breaking these habits lads #discovering that i can do things and have preferences without going to protestant hell or even worse dealing with my dad #i can even pay my Idiot Tax without the external application of guilt #that is payments or late fees or forgetting to return something that doesn't fit and et cetera #that sometimes come up on account of being a fucking mess LMAO and would be less of a thing if i achieved a level of organization #that i simply will not realistically reach at this juncture but am generally working on getting myself in order for #i just make sure i routinely set aside a lil money for potential mistakes and i deal with them as they come #without the song and dance of being actively and repeatedly scolded as an adult for regular person mistakes #prattling about the self #edit to note that yeah i know there are times when i should convey things to people but you know what i mean

[slowestlap]

A positive aspect of the adventure of the past few months was that Rietveld was allowed to form a team with Max Verstappen. In addition to the 24 Hours of Le Mans, the two-time Formula 1 World Champion also drove the 6 Hours of Spa-Francorchamps and the Sebring 500. 

“It was great fun working with Max,” he says enthusiastically. “He's a very normal guy. He is just 'one of the boys' and making jokes all the time. But he is also into serious hard work and analyzing data to see how we can improve everything even further. On the one hand, Max is a very good sim racer, on the other hand he is someone with a lot of experience and a great sense of what a car needs. He comes up with ideas for the adjustment that we as sim racers would not have come up with. And even if he doesn't participate in a race, he still helps with the set-up when he has time. Partly thanks to his adjustments, we took pole for the first race in Bahrain, where he himself did not drive.”

Jeffrey Rietveld about online racing with Max Verstappen and the missed Le Mans victory [x]

#max verstappen #team redline #i obvs just put this into google translate but it looks ok? #lmk if something is incorrect! #(everyone in the history of ever: max is so normal. a regular guy. a normal lad.) #mp

[vargaslovinghours]

Of course they’re cute, that’s what they’re made of

#💟 #Doodles #Art #Scriabin #Edgar #Cute batch time lol #Gotta keep up with my incorrect quotes! I decided to rewatch DBZA S3 again lol #I can't decide if Vegeta or Trunks better suit Scriabin voice-wise - personality-wise is pretty easy lol #He is cute regardless haha ♪ #Edgar just so done with him lol #Beta Girafarig my beloved ❤️💖💞❤️💕💖💞 #We were so robbed with the final Girafarig design!! Like I still love regular Girafarig they're a very good lad but Beta Girafarig...... #An absolutely perfect baby I love them so much ♥ And they're so perfect for the Vargases haha #They've even got that kinda Yin/Yang little bit of dark in the light and vice versa motif it's so good #The sharp teeth on the 'arig half also matching Demon!Scriabin hehe ♪ #They are absolutely tiny tho I can't believe they're only 4'11'' that's ridiculous lol #Silly comfort doodle of Edgar all wrapped up in a blanket and a hug uwu #Was thinking about self-consciousness and self-isolation - just wanna be left alone to be a miserable little blanket monster! #Not with Scriabin around he's gonna pick until he cheers him up in his own special way lol ♪ #And finally a sad-sweet idea of Edgar trying to help Scriabin's hair grow #They both want it to be longer but to encourage that sometimes it needs to be cut! #Counter-productive and feels bad :( But it should reap dividends removing those dead ends <3 #And with that I think I'm about at a point where I'm ready to call a hiatus #I'll still be back for the usual sketchdump in September - and hey if I get a sudden burst I'll know where to put it haha ✨ #But if my math is right it's been a ~year since I've read mainfic and I feel like I've been drifting from confidently drawing them ouq #It'll be good to reengage after I've taken some time away ♥ That's what I did last time :D And it went very well lol ♪ #And gosh knows I've still got plenty of a backlog to work with if I ever need ideas lol #So I'll be back >:3c I can't leave Vargas alone for good hehe ♥ I'll see you later ouo/

[chiropteracupola]

ladyhawke (foth or sharpe)??? 👀👀👀

EXCITING DOUBLE BIRD EVENT! and here we get the fun time of describing the Difference between the sharpe and foth ladyhawke stories, and also why the sharpe one has been so much easier to write.

so the film Ladyhawke, in which both these stories are based, is about a curse placed on a pair of semi-star-crossed lovers, involving day-night animal transformations that don't overlap with the other half of the duo. but a lot of Ladyhawke's humor and charm proves to come from the fact that it's told from an outside perspective — a silly fellow with a penchant for theft, prison breaks, and general mischief. and thus, it's a much smoother journey to allow the Chosen Men to scamper about low-fantasy vaguely-medievalpunk au-Spain...

“We ain’t deserters,” said Cooper, offended, and set his jaw. “We was on a mission.” “It wasn’t really a mission, you know that perfectly well,” interrupted Harris, shoving his way forward. “But it was important we found the Major! …more important than that fool’s job we were s’posed to be working on, anyway,” admitted Cooper, refusing to show any fault on his part. Sharpe stared at him in mixed confusion and dismay, and Harris determined that he’d speak his piece more fully this time. “Well, you see, it was that you up and vanished, and so we figured that we ought to go and find you.” “And it’d be helpful, wouldn’t it, if we did!” put in Perkins. “We didn’t mean to be gone long,” said Hagman, the only one out of the four of them to display even a smidgen of guilt. “And we wouldn’t have been, if he hadn’t—“ “—if you hadn’t broken into the—“ “—well, you’re the one who—“ “—you and your damned rum—“ “…and that’s how we went and got ourselves arrested,” finished Harris, as if Sharpe had been able to determine the slightest through-line of truth in the cacophony of conflicting stories. “But we got out again, as you see.” The four Chosen Men, the last remnants of Richard Sharpe’s final command, looked at their officer proudly, quite as if they expected to be congratulated for their unexcused jaunt off from the army and their trip in through one side of a prison and out the other.

...than to take that whole journey through the soggy and sorrowful perspectives of Keith 'frequently is a cat against his will' Windham and Ewen 'really would not like to be an eagle anymore' Cameron...

The next day dawns misty and damp, a clinging curtain of fog folding itself around the two travelers. The sick, dizzy feeling that comes with transformation takes far longer to leave than is typical, and so he remains prone beneath the overhang of rock as his cramped muscles slowly ease. He had cared little for where he fell as the morning’s shift took him off his feet, sprawling to lie on his side with one hand fallen in the now-cold ashes of the previous night’s fire. Despite the scrap of shelter provided by the outcropping of stone, the thick wetness of the air has already seeped into Keith’s hair and clothes, and as a tendril of wind brushes across his back, he finds himself shivering enough to set his already-strained body to aching. “If this is summer, Ardroy…” he mutters, knowing that his words will be neither finished nor heard. The mere suggestion he has put forth inspires a wholly new fear in him — where shall each of them be come winter, and will the curse still bind them together when the seasons have made their turn? Keith laughs cheerlessly, stretches out a hand to feel the rain against his palm. Damn this country, damn this war, damn whatever fate had been cruel-handed enough to serve him so poorly…. Catching his words close again, he stops himself before he can finish. One thing at least, he cannot curse, and that is Ewen Cameron.

...so yeah! you see the tonal shift between these two.

#em writes stuff #em is posting about sharpe #heronposting #original flavor ladyhawke is red-tailed hawk and wolf but I've opted for a little difference in these while keeping the bird/ground predato #dichotomy... golden eagle (ewen) and wildcat (keith) and then kestrel (teresa) and carpathian lynx (sharpe) #the thing that my fundamental read on sharpe (and consequently much of my fic) is that the most important part is Cheeky Bants with the Lad #and if you are not doing that then really where is the fun? #and you know that I am here for the fun after all! #also a fun note on the sharpe-ladyhawke setting is that it is 'discworld-like fantasy' - sort of ambiguous time and tech! #they do have guns (which are less a thing in discworld) but it's still a fun aesthetical mix-around even so! #foth-ladyhawke setting is just. regular foth but there are witches in the military now. and it sucks for all involved.

[lukasadss]

The impulse project gremlin that lives in my head is convincing me I could probably sew Dream's bodice thing he wears in hell from scratch,,

#dont know if we have enough gay audicity for this one lads dhdj #for beez i pulled stuff out of a closet and altered it but i dont have anything that i could use for his hell outfit. froms scratch it is #NOT imminent cuz i dont have the fabric which is good cuz thres something else on priority rn #absolutely could just do his regular clothes but im afraid the gremlin is winning #i need to search up fabric stores nearby

[pigeon-mermaid]

Hmm... This blog has been a bit eur0vision/kää//rijä centric rn

Just so you know. I'm holding myself back actually.

#pimer babbles #I would apologize but I won't #Ultimately if you are here 🫵 it is your fault #I'm trying to be sparse about it but I've really been vibing with it for the past few days actually #The song plays in loop in my head lives rent free #send help #it's fucking catchy help #diseased #party time B) #It's so good blease listen to it/watch the performance if you haven't #I've been checking out his other songs they're pretty cool #He seems to be a really cool lad too very nice #anyway ye #get fcuking eur0visoned ig #I just need to get it out of my system then it's over for you bitches (back to our regular yakuz & misc. blogging)

[steakout-05]

i made a post about this ages ago BUT for a while i have been thinking up a fucked up little combo of Barry and Spamton

i haven't finalised his name yet but i like the nicknames 'Barry Big Shot' and 'Spamfries' for him!

here are some shitty sketches

(his yellow lens is meant to be orange by the way and i didn't realise it was the complete wrong colour until just now 💀)

he sells garbage stolen scammy mobile games and does that thing where text isn't formatted correctly so all apostrophes are replaced with '�', he also sounds like an extremely unhinged australian man who's always yelling and on the verge of screaming! (just barry's voice but LOUD)

he uses brackets to affirm himself or add filler, sometimes may say [App not found.] or something similar. will bite your fingers off :)

#barry steakfries #spamton au #he is. very unhinged #another unstable lad for me to hug and tell him that everythings going to be ok #just like i do with spamton :) #i'm thinkin his pipis equivalent would be either kepchup or spong #which are both vlog references #but at the same time i want them to be a random ass mobile game reference #but spong is very funny #context: in vlog 25 of Barry's vlog Barry lists his 25 favourite animals #the 19th one being a sponge #just like. a regular sponge. not even a sea sponge. just a sponge #and kepchup was a comment someone wrote but i forgot which vlog that's from #anyway #too many tags oops

[sysig]

Tastes staticy (Patreon)

#My art #Vectors ♥ My beloved #How do I always let these art styles sit by the wayside for so long! I love them! #In this case it was good for a number of reasons lol ♪ Firstly because I forgot my tablet pen and only that while I was out for the evening #Oops lol #But I was still very much in an art-expression mood and vectors are so so so friendly with my trackpad <3 Thank you lads haha #That said I did sketch this with regular brushes on my trackpad lol - and recorded it this time so you'll get to see what that looks like! #It's not really one way or t'other imo lol I've gotten fairly proficient so it's just slightly messier than normal #Posing's a bit stiff but I'm fine with that #Onto the actual art! Haha #I really didn't think I'd get as much mileage out of Eli as I have but they're really perfect for some aspects #Got a little jittery and the red shines clarified - I talked last time about them relating to hubris - still true! #Eli's a scientist first and foremost and still holds on to a very human thirst for knowledge hehe ♫ To...effect #Well this is data too #I considered having their eyes a pale purple since that's about where I'm hovering currently and then - forgot lol #The red shines can manifest no matter what colour their eyes are! #Including red! It's less likely but it can happen and Things Get Ugly :) #Doing eye flicks and stutters is literally always so fun ugh ✨ It's so simple but it looks so good!! My favourite haha #They'll be fine - I'm fine now so Eli's calm too haha

[purrrcrastination]

just a smol cheesy shepherd, herding his lorg hairless sheep

#personal #his name is Max #and he’s my cheesy Gordita crunch #my little cheese master general #just an extra sharp cheddar lad #a regular Kraft American Single if you will #cats #farm aesthetic #farm life #cute cats #original content #funny cats #my baby #outdoors #touch grass #cute animals

[sacredglitch]

CW: Loud Has anyone done this yet? 'Cause nothing is more fitting for events than this. Tiocfaidh ar lá (Our day will come), Ireland and everyone else who've suffered from the British Monarchy!

#ireland #eire #meme #it had to be done lads #no jokes my town is only now celebrating #but I just know the funeral is gonna be the biggest bash for Ireland ever #as well as many parts of Australia New Zealand Pakistan South Africa Jamaica Bahamas Gambia India and everyone else I can't name #off the the top of my head that is #regular show #the uk

[incorrectrwdquotes]

Finbar: Dani could turn a Sunday picnic into an international incident.

#rolling with difficulty #incorrect quotes #incorrect rolling with difficulty quotes #rwd #just dani #finbar #source: artemis fowl #lol guess who dropped off the face of the internet for a while #sorry lads regular posting should be back now also go listen to season 2!!!!! #dungeons and dragons #dnd #overly sarcastic productions #osp

[ace-trainer-risu]

about a year and a half after I got my first Real(TM) job I suddenly realized that having spare cash meant I could just...buy books if i wanted to. and anyway its all been downhill from there.

#bought two more books today lads #2 be faIR they're used so they were licherally only a dollar each #but. i mean. still. #its not like i spend a dangerous amount of money on books its just that i have. WAY MORE BOOKS. than i can actually read oops. #i'm also a regular visitor to little free libraries #and i use a library app on my phone #i am a dragon and my hoard is books. #things you didn't care to know about veronica