#jokey x grouchy

[sidneypoindexter]

The Bad Place (S4E24B) highlights compilation.

also, the grimies literally destroyed brainys house and stole everysmurf’s stuff and somehow brainy is in the wrong here. what the fuck.

maybe when youre trying to do an "accept people" moral dont have the people destroy a house and steal shit

"yes my little smurfs, there are things of great value in all cultures" YEAH BUT THEY DESTROYED BRAINYS HOUSE AND STOLE EVERYSMURF’S STUFF???

I THINK ITS NOT BROUGHT UP ENOUGH THAT THEY DESTROYED BRAINY'S HOUSE AND STOLE EVERYSMURF’S STUFF

#video #smurfs #the smurfs #txt #my vids #my videos #clumsy smurf #the grimies #brainy smurf #papa smurf #vanity smurf #smurfette #jokey smurf #harmony smurf #painter smurf #lazy smurf #baby smurf #grouchy smurf #x

[sassy-radio-hazbin-queen]

So I saw a few people do there own Smurfs au and I thought to myself why can't I? So this is based on a dream I had but what if Smurfette wasn't created alone. And what if Vanity, Jokey, Clumsy and Brainy were also Smurfettes created by Gargamel.

I mean Smurfette represents Lust

Vanity is Vain

Jokey is a Pranskter

Clumsy is adorable innocent but destructive

And Well Brainy he is known for a lot of trouble.

All these qualities can make them Naughties as well. Now this au is a Blend of the Cartoon and live action movie. Not the lost village.

Without further ado here are the girls

Vanity Smurfette

Second Eldest right after Smurfette. Gargamel named her after she wouldn't stop staring at herself in his mirrors. As a Naughty her Vainess is 100%. To the point where she would call her own Sisters ugly. However deep down she had some insecurities. This all changed when she was forced to hang out with Farmer. At First the Naughty hated working in the fields. However Farmer always treated her like a lady. And she had to admit to herself that he was very attractive. Because of his Kindness towards her she decided she wanted to become a real Smurfette.

She has a crush on Farmer but isn't to sure he actually notices her. ( He does he just to shy to approach a beautiful woman)

Her phobia is 🐍.

Favorite color Purple 💜

Next

Jokey Smurfette

Like her actual male canon character this girl loves Jokes and playing pranks. Even on her own Father Gargamel. Third Sister in line she sometimes felt completely invisible so she would do pranks to get attention. She suffers from Middle child syndrome definitely. When she gets to Smurf village she is helping her sister Smurfette wreck things in the village. However she still tried to make them laugh. She would exceed at almost all of them except a certain grump. No matter how hard she tried he would not laugh. This frustrated her. However she decided to make it her life goal. To make Grouchy Smurf laugh. It wasn't until he cracked a tiny smile that she decided she wanted to be a true Smurfette.

She has a crush on Grouchy, however she feels he will never feel the same way. ( He does his ego won't let him show it)

Oh and to Vexy and Grouchy shippers 😔. At first I shipped them too but now I feel the romance was rushed way too fast so I'm Pairing her with Marina. ( Vexy x Marina)

Phobia= 🤡 ( ironic I know)

Favorite color= Yellow 💛

Next

Clumsy Smurfette

Probably the most innocent thing in the entire world. Even when she was a naughty. Gargamel called her a mistake because of her innocent nature. When she arrived at Smurf village she didn't really want to cause trouble however trouble just seemed to follow her. She would accidentally wreck everything in sight. Being second youngest also meant her sisters were a bit protective of her. Of course she was always hurt by Vanity mean words ( she apologized once they all became true Smurfettes) To her surprise Handy seemed to like having her around cause even after accidently broke something she was willing to fix it immediately. When The Smurfs found out the Smurfettes were all Naughties. Hefty and Handy took it the hardest. Seeing Handy cry make Clumsy want to be a real Smurfette

She has a crush on Handy but is too shy to pursue it. She held it back when He started Dating Marina but when Marina broke up with him and starting Dating Vexy she fell in love with him again ( Handy did like her but he just fell for Marina he fell for Clumsy later though)

Phobia= 🕷️

Favorite color= Green 💚

Now for my personal favorite

Brainy Smurfette

She is the youngest of the Smurfettes something her older sisters minus Clumsy who she is very close to do. Because of this from the beginning she tried to act older than she was. Like Clumsy she was often bullied by Vanity however unlike her she didn't take it lying down. Her sisters were pretty overprotective of her at First. Now when she was created she was blind at first. She got her name through her personality not her glasses. Because of her blindness and brash personality she was causing the most trouble. Papa smurf however could tell something wasn't right and after the Smurfette collided with Gutsy Smurf even though she was right in front of him he relaized want was wrong. He gave her glasses so she could see. After that Brainy came to respect the village leader and even was interested in the magic he did. Because of Papas kindness and totally not cause she didn't want to be left out or cause she had a teeny crush on the Smurf she fell on she decided she wanted to be a real Smurfette

She has a TEENY crush on Gutsy Smurf. If you ask or tell her she loves him be prepared for a hours long speech on how there not compatible ( she is obviously lying of course 😊)

Gutsy likes her too but like Brainy don't tell him unless you want to be smurfed out of the village)

Phobia= 🌑

Favorite color= Red ❤️

And that's there story everything else plays out the same In the cartoon and movie with a few exceptions of course.

I decided to make there Birthday Smurfette debut.

Nov 21 ( not sure what year the smurfs took place)

There zodiac is Scorpio ♏

Thanks so much for reading ☺️ I hope you like them.

Smurfs don't belong to me and neither do these actually there just an Au version of them.

#smurfs #vanity smurf #jokey smurf #clumsy smurf #brainy smurf

[primeministerofantarctica]

so. turns out this was easier than i thought

ignore the two generic smurfs after smurfette they're just there bc the formatting sucks :/

also i couldn't find a finance smurf but he belongs in the "burn in smurf hell'' category <3

also i have time to kill so. list below the cut!

1. Clumsy - sweetheart. doesn't have a mean bone in their body. very autistic.

2. Lazy - i don't know how to explain lazy being an unintentional allegory for people with invisible disabilities that are considered a burden and. lazy under capitalism. but he has a big heart and cares about his friends even when they're less than considerate towards him (seriously, WHAT was the slumber party episode? were they like, intentionally trying to torture him?)

3. Jokey - "Oh, the folly of a clown, masking his loneliness with a joke!" <- person who definitely doesn't have any internal issues :). Also can we just appreciate the fact that he has ONE main prank and everybody still falls for it. (not to mention that the prank is. giving people bombs)

4. Timid - he BABY

5. Scaredy - he baby 2

6. Smurfette - specifically lost village smurfette cuz that was where she peaked. you go girl give us an identity crisis and journey of self-discovery only to find the answer was with you all along!

7. Greedy - comics/ 2021 specifically, because him and chef being distinct characters is funny as hell. he's so cute i would totally give him a muffin if he asked.

8. Harmony - he sucks so bad at what he's supposed to be best at! and i think that's so interesting and criminally underexplored! and every time he gets the other smurfs to like his music it ends badly :(.

9. Painter - dramatic ass bitch (affectionate). why was he the only french person in belgium.

10. Doctor - i assume that one's doctor at least. it is now. anyways he's funny as hell, like harmony he's also...bad at his passion. he doesn't have a reason to be a quack, he's just. Like That.

11. Reporter - I like his voice.

12. Poet - there is NO need to speak in couplets all the time, he's so extra.

13. Tailor - "*terrible Kip King impression* EVERYBODY STOP COMPLAINING OR I'LL SCREAM." He's really nice, he made Smurfette that dress in one episode even though he was busy, and he made Tracker a fur coat out of the scraps he gave him and Vanity a scarf with his face hand-embroidered on it just because? AND more importantly, he's very blunt. i like that :)

14. Hefty - no no you didn't see my love for strong muscular guys that are kind and caring and totally whipped for that one girl. ok he's not maws level but like. if you can put "she's so high" by tal bachman in a ship playlist then you've got a valid m/f ship

15. Grouchy - let him say hate again oh god please i will tear my ears out if i have to hear "me, I don't like x" again. fuckin WEAK. also the grammar i wanna curl up on the floor and cry.

16. Farmer - remember when all the smurfs only wore white pants so to distinguish farmer from the others he would just be randomly carrying a hoe for no reason. also his accent is SO silly in the new cartoon i love it.

17. Vanity - just...watch this.

18. Brainy - i'm sorry for putting him so low brainy fans can you ever forgive me /hj. with all fairness i do think he's an interesting character! he's just...interesting in a way that doesn't really appeal to me specifically.

19. Handy - i feel like he would build a doomsday device if he got bored one afternoon and honestly? i respect that.

20. Papa Smurf - sometimes he's a good father figure. sometimes he's a terrible "father figure". it depends on the medium. and the direction of the wind.

21. King (pretentious) Smurf - made a whole authoritarian regime in like. two days. what the hell man.

22. Finance - capitalist :/

#astra rambles #smurfblogging #this gets more incoherent as it goes on

[butterfrogmantis]

Grouchy x Jokey for ship bingo?

Honestly always been weird territory for me

It's objectively fun. It's objectively SO fun. Who WOULDN'T want to see the permanent jokester finally break through the hard shell of the perpetual grouch and unlock his sweet side and make him laugh? Anyone but me ig I have never felt anything but neutrality for it and again not for any negative reason it's just not hitting a button with me at all and ig that's ok I won't force my brain to like anything

They do play off each other in several episodes and for good reason but idk brain isn't clicking with this one

#the smurfs #smurfs #shipping bingo

[bdslab]

Congratulations to all Round 1 winners! Round 2 will begin at 6PM EST today (Feb 25), polls will last for 1 day each. I’ll include the links to each poll here after it goes live.

Link to Round 1 (x)

Round 2

Gaston Lagaffe/Gomer Goof (Gaston) vs Billy the Cat (Billy the Cat)

Corto Maltese (Corto Maltese) vs Léon Prunelle (Gaston)

Haddock (Tintin) vs Zorglub (Spirou & Fantasio)

Getafix/Panoramix (Astérix) vs Mélusine (Mélusine)

Fantasio (Spirou & Fantasio) vs Cacofonix/Assurancetourix (Asterix)

Lucky Luke (Lucky Luke) vs Vicky (Les Nombrils)

Obélix (Asterix) vs Dogmatix/Idéfix (Astérix)

Jérôme K. Jérôme Bloche (Jérôme K. Jérôme Bloche) vs Chesterfield (Les Tuniques Bleues)

Astérix (Astérix) vs Philip Mortimer (Blake & Mortimer)

Grouchy Smurf/Schtroumpf Grognon (The Smurfs) vs Jokey Smurf/Schtroumpf Farceur (The Smurfs)

Snowy/Milou (Tintin) vs Spip (Spirou & Fantasio)

Blacksad (Blacksad) vs Averell Dalton (Lucky Luke)

Blutch (Les Tuniques Bleues) vs Julius Caesar (Astérix)

Lili (Lili) vs Peewit/Pirlouit (Johan & Pirlouit)

Spirou (Spirou & Fantasio) vs Yoko Tsuno (Yoko Tsuno)

La coccinelle de Gotlib (Rubrique-à-brac) vs Lou (Lou!)

#asterix #tintin #lucky luke #spirou #smurfs #gaston lagaffe #blacksad #yeah still don't think the other tags are active #they'll get series tagged in their poll later though #good luck! #text #best of bds contest

[nikki-smurfling]

For the Crackshipping thing, can you add Jokey x Grouchy?

It has been added and will be rolled at random sometime this week!

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

Hello, it's me again.

I'm ready to tell you my favorite pairings.

I have a lot I want to talk about, but I'll just be about a few of them today.

Anyway, here are my favorite pairings and why I ship them.

Brainy x Clumsy -- I already told you that they were my OTP since I was a kid, so I decided to keep it short here.

Their song: ''More Love'' by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles.

Gutsy x Tailor -- I know that people ship Gutsy with Brainy and Tailor with Farmer, but I ship Gutsy with Tailor because it is actually very underrated and needs more love.

A loud, boisterous, and adventurous Scottish Smurf and a no-nonsense, straight-laced, & prissy Smurf who makes clothes?

In my mind, it could happen.

Hefty x SmurfStorm -- I shipped these two together after seeing Hefty x Stormy fanart on DeviantART from my friend Alihoorn202d.

You might want to her art after this.

It's really good.

Their song: ''She's So High'' by Tal Bachman

Smurfette x SmurfLily -- I originally planned to ship Smurfette with Stormy like, you know, everybody else.

But after rewatching the movie a few times, I began to ship her with SmurfLily instead because, like Gutsy x Tailor, it is very underrated.

This is another ship that needs more love.

Their song: ''Girl Crush'' by Little Big Town

Grouchy x Jokey -- I just really like this ship.

A pessimistic, brooding Smurf who hates almost everything and a funny prankster Smurf with an incredibly scratchy voice?

Once again, it could happen.

Their song: ''Toxic'' by Britney Spears

Harmony x SmurfMelody -- If these two had met in the movie, it would've been a match made in heaven!

And yeah, Harmony isn't the best musician, but Melody believes that she could change him.

Their song: ''Dear Future Husband'' by Meghan Trainor

Alchemist x SmurfBlossom -- A lot people ship her with Smurfette or Brainy or Hackus, but I chose to ship her with Alchemist Smurf, an underrated character from the comics.

Their song: ''Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic'' by The Police

Hefty x Vanity -- I like to ship these two together every now and then.

Their song: ''Crazy Little Thing Called Love'' by Queen

Papa Smurf x SmurfWillow -- I mean, come on, who DOESN'T ship these two village leaders together?

Their song: ''Ain't No Mountain High Enough'' by Marvin Gaye & Tammy Terrell

Wow, this is probably the longest thing I have ever written.

aww! all of those are really sweet! 😄💙 I've never heard anyone ship harmony and melody but they would be adorable together!! I can see melody trying to teach harmony how to play the trumpet and being proud of him when he makes progress 🥺🎺 personally, aside from clumsy and brainy I kinda just find all different ships cute and there's also a lot of smurfs that I like together just as friends 😄💙

that being said here are some of my favourites:

greedy & lazy: I just think they're sweet!💤🥧 they have some cute moments in the cartoon and are seen together somewhat often

song: sophia by clario (no reason really other than that it's a really soft and pretty lighthearted song so I think it fits them :)

jokey & grouchy: I'm not sure if I ship it or not but I love to see them together and I think they're a really funny pair! 😂🎁

smurfette & smurflily: as you said I very rarely see anyone ship them but I feel like they would be really cute, I loved the scenes where they were looking in eachothers eyes and when smurflily was trying to teach smurfette archery in the lost village 🍃🦋🏹 (I also like smurfette and smurfblossom together :) 🌺

song: girls like girls by hayley kiyoko (the classic for anyone whose just discovered they're sapphic 🤭)

and ofcourse, brainy & clumsy: there's so much to say! the smufiest of friends, the darkness monster, them almost always being together, I don't know what to say 'cause there's too much to say! 😂📚🪨 I love them because they're so funny as well, anytime they're on screen together it's pretty much guaranteed that I'm going to laugh! :)

song: lover by taylor swift ("can I go where you go? can we always be this close? forever and ever-" it just fits! 💗)

I also think papa smurf and smurfwillow are an adorable ship! 🌼🍄 and painter & poet would be another honorable mention 🎨📜 though as I said I find most ships cute, even if I don't necessarily ship them myself, clumsy and handy for example 😄🔧💙

#ask #smurfs #the smurfs #ships #brumsy #brainy smurf #clumsy smurf #greedy x lazy #greedy smurf #lazy smurf #jokey x grouchy #jokey smurf #grouchy smurf #harmony x melody #harmony smurf #melody smurf #smurfette x smurflily #smurfette x smurfblossom #smurfette #smurflily #smurfblossom #oh god I'm not tagging all of these 😂 #the lost village

[chuckletons]

how do you tell the smurfs apart?

well anon, it depends on what media you’re talking about, but since i talk abt the cartoon the most i’ll go w that! 

for the cartoon, it’s a little easier to tell the smurfs apart from each other than in the comics. for starters papa, brainy, and smurfette are the most recognizable in general, so it’s hard to forget who they are unless you never heard of the smurfs beforehand. with the other smurfs, besides the characteristic/occupation/etc. they were named after, it’s easier to tell them apart visually by their outfits, little accessories they have, or the hats they wear!

for example: clumsy wears a low-riding hat that covers his eyebrows, greedy wears a chef’s hat and a napkin around his neck, jokey often carries a yellow and red present box, hefty has a heart tattoo, farmer carries a hoe, harmony carries a horn, vanity has a flower in his hat and carries a mirror, etc.

for all smurfs it’s also easy to tell them apart by what voice they have! for the most part they have different accents or a unique sound to their voice that sets them apart. 

some are more obvious/easier to remember for other reasons, like grouchy (who’s always mad and shouting “I HATE [X]!���) or lazy (who has half-lidded eyes and sleeps all the time), etc.

hope this helps!

#anon #asks #this is a little longer than i planned and i'm so sorry if this is too much info #you have no idea how happy i am that ppl are asking me smurf questions tho #tysm for indulging me

[sidneypoindexter]

Modern dresses and/or skirts I think various Smurfs would wear:

Brainy Smurf would wear either this brown one, which fits his sense of style perfectly (tie, trenchcoat); or this dark blue one with stars, which resembles the wizard robes he's worn.

Clumsy Smurf might wear this pink one, which looks like the dress he wore in Handy's Window-Vision; or he might wear this olive-green one, which just fits him.

Vanity Smurf might wear this one.

Jokey Smurf might wear this one.

Handy Smurf might wear this one, because it's a nice overall dress.

Farmer Smurf might wear one of these ones that I found when looking up "farmer woman."

Grouchy Smurf would just wear whatever he was given, I don't think he'd care.

#txt #smurfs #the smurfs #brainy smurf #clumsy smurf #vanity smurf #jokey smurf #handy smurf #farmer smurf #grouchy smurf #pictures all from pinterest #x

[sidneypoindexter]

different smurfs' reactions to the question "are you a boy or a girl?"

Papa: *obviously just trying to make you more comfortable* I'm a boy, of course. Or, well, a man. I'm far too old to be a boy.

Brainy: Well, it depends. Are you smurfing if I'm a boy or a girl; or are you smurfing if I'm a male or a female? The two are different, although humans often confuse them. See, a male is a member of the sex that produces small, typically motile gametes, especially spermatozoa, with which a female may be fertilized or inseminated to produce offspring. Meanwhile, a female is a member of the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes, specifically ova, which can be fertilized by- *several hours later* -which is why there's no such thing as "male" or "female" Smurfs. ...Eh? Oh, right, your original question. Well, which one would make you respect me more?

Clumsy: Uh, gee, I dunno. Smurfette and Sassette are girls, right? Guess that means I'm a boy, then, cause I wasn't made from clay like they was. Um, that is the difference, right?

Jokey: The answer's in here! *hands you a surprise present*

Grouchy: I hate boys. And girls.

Hefty: Um, I'm a Smurf? Geez, what kinda stupid questions...

Lazy: *yawn* I'm tired, that's what I am.

Vanity: I'm far too good-looking to label myself like that. *gazes into mirror* After all, I wouldn't want to make the other boys or girls feel inadequate.

Painter: Huh? What eez zis words you are speaking to me? I am an artiste, zat eez what I am!

Farmer: I'm afraid I don't be knowin' what you're smurfin' about. I'm just a humble farmer, you should be askin' someone who knows their stuff.

Tuffy: You just try and insult me like that one more time! I'm not a-scared 'a fightin' ya, I'll smurf your smurf in, ya big oaf!

#because im pissed off at how cisgender a new touch of blue is #smurfs #the smurfs #papa smurf #brainy smurf #clumsy smurf #jokey smurf #grouchy smurf #hefty smurf #lazy smurf #vanity smurf #painter smurf #farmer smurf #tuffy smurf #personal hall of fame #no greedy or handy bc i had no ideas for them #x