#jobs for sugar babies

[sualne]

think i might've entered the "straight up an oc" phase

#monkey d luffy #my art #described in alt text #secret modern au #modern au luffy.. he's a runaway. he's a couch surfer. he can't keep a job. he's a model. he's a sugar baby. he beats up ppl in bars. #he doesn't even drink. everyone's obsessed with him. you never get to read his pov because he's up for interpretation. #he's sus but can't even lie. i dont know how we got there.

[bowiebond]

Neil would absolutely financially cripple Billy to keep him at home well into Max being an adult herself and out of the house.

He demands gross amounts of rent once he’s 18 to ‘live under his roof’ but Billy doesn’t make quite enough to get his own place so he has to just save little by little in order to get away but Neil keeps requiring more from him.

Billy has to pull sickies after a beating, so how he can’t save this week? He has to just cough up cash to Neil. Then when he does have enough funds, his car starts having issues so he has to try and fix it himself but he doesn’t have the garage he used to in California so now he’s stuck paying the auto shop to fix his baby. There goes his savings.

And the cycle repeats. He busts the dry wall after an outburst? Savings gone. He pops a tire? Gone. He breaks his arm during a row with Neil where they’re both drunk and angry? Gone again.

He can’t pay Neil to live at home yet also to live and save to escape, and if he can’t do that, how will he survive anyway? That’s the lesson Neil’s driving into his skull. “You can barely afford my roof, you think you can afford to pay for your own?”

Neil using any tactic he can to keep Billy with him, even as he gets older, and Billy unable to/feeling like he will never leave anyway so he just…gives up and deals with it. Assumes this will be his life forever, whether he tries or not. The universe gave him a shit hand and now he just has to live with it, doesn’t he?

#of course eventually he breaks and hightails it out of there #broke but so close to just offing himself that a life of poverty on his own sounds 100% better than his life with Neil #probably does suffer for a long time #living in his car and going through odd jobs until he finds himself something stable #or even just says fuck it and becomes a sugar baby lol #billy hargrove #tw neil hargrove #tw abuse #tw financial abuse

[loveshotzz]

my period is trying to kill me. i’m sure of it.

#i’m being a big old baby #but i wanna lay down but i’m a stupid independent single girl who has to work her stupid job to pay her bills :((( #where’s sugar daddy steve at??

[firstkanaphans]

Kudos to Sailom for having, like, morals or whatever but if my smokin’ hot frenemy offered to be my sugar daddy, I would say yes please. You want to pay me not to tutor you? Sure thing, Daddy. Same time next week?

#all of these thai sugar daddies being absolutely wasted #it’s like sand said: i like easy jobs that pay big #normalize being a sugar baby 2023 #dangerous romance

[glitziinova]

First drawing of the new year!

Whenever Cosmo is too busy to take Barbie shopping, he gets his satellite investors to keep her busy for a while. The ̶u̶n̶lucky two this time are Kerberos and Styx

#toontown #corporate clash #toonblr #ttcc #✮ cogs #✮ my art #✮ toons #✮ malimew barbie <3 #Kerberos #Styx #satelite investors #Look how happy barbie is SHE LOVES SPENDING MONEY :D #She ain't carrying a singular bag thats they're job #She's running up Cosmo's banknotes #That what good sugar babies do

[rosicheeks]

All I want for Christmas is you (to send me $20,000)

#totally kidding about the 20 grand cause who has that laying around #(but no serious question who the fuck has that type of cash laying around and do they uhhh need a sugar baby? 😇😂) #anyway I’d be happy with any tip tbh #$50 $20 $5 idc #I just want to get gas and maybe some weed for the holidays #it’s my friends birthday on Wednesday and I hate not being able to get them anything #I just hate money tbh #even though I (finally) got a job I have to look for another to be able to buy anything #why is everything so expensive #bahhhhh #shut up rosie #rosie speaks

[saintnatalie]

natalie see a therapist pleek

#s3 ????????????????????????? #natalie in therapy arc save me natalie in therapy arc #still going by sugar. getting upset that carmy doesn't ask how she's doing but when he Does she says she's fine #working two jobs. baby on the way. desperate for her mother's approval. didn't even tell her mom abt the baby #has NOT properly talked about mikey's death. she feels anger because it's the easiest emotion after grief

[doodlboy]

Why!!!! Do I need 2 years retail experience for an entry level job!!!

#why!!!! do i need to know 2 languages to be a register worker at a museum gift shop!!!!! #jobs!!! fuckin suck!! im becoming a sugar baby idc man. at least i dont have to meet extra requirements 4 that #/j maybe #idk #ive been awake for 18 hours #elliot rambles

[nerdie-faerie]

You make one selfie post on tumblr and a load of blogs you've never seen before appear in your notes

#Tumblr #ace's face #youll have like 5 random blogs and a dm or 2 and its like how did you get into my house who are you? #youre not following me im not following you and everytime im convinced theyre bots so i dont respond to dms but whats up with that #saw someone suggest they follow posts tagged selfie or face and thats how they find you #the same way that sugar baby bots find you from posts tagged with job in them #such a weird site. i always assume that dms from people that dont follow me are bots tbh 🤷‍♀️ #kinda makes me want to change my selfie tag again

[hi-rubi]

bruh i was describing my ideal relationship to my sister and realized i was literally describing having a sugar baby 💀💀💀😭😭😭

#i just want some hottie i can have a purely physical relationship with #who i can throw money at so i don’t feel guilty for being an emotionally absent workaholic psycho #i see why all these freaks at work have sugar babies and trophy wives now #it’s literally the vibe of having too much money bc of this freakshow job #but no energy or time to invest in a real emotional relationship #who have i become 😭😭😭 #personal

[deityofhearts]

anyways considering what Lanturn is doin with his life

#deity dialogue #he’s a busy bitch #he also uses diff names for diff things #at like stupid wizard college he goes by Divinity because that’s his name #Lanturn is used for like his magician job and probably his sugar baby shit #Angel (his middle name) is used for bartending I think #useless things that are fun for ME to think about

[langernameohnebedeutung]

missing her hours

#Cissie was just the best. #she was so fun. Just doing her job. He's just a dude to her and she does her thing. #what's her backstory? we don't know. #izombie #fandom #also throwback to Blaine's sugar-baby era

[venusasnb]

s2ep7 of the bear is so nuts..... so exhausting i need like a week off..... loved it. also. also.. the berzatto brothers......i'll be thinking

#poor carmy being so attached to him and always trying to overcome him but also loving him so much and trying to prove his worth even after #after mikey died just so his big brother knows that he's good. feeling normal #also sugar my baby being a daughter is like a full time job. not a great one. i feel so sad for her :( #the bear fx

[bimiio]

where do all the 40+ dykes hang out?? i need 2 start cruising 4 ones dat want a sugar baby or at da very least sum cute arm candy

#da sugar baby thing actually isn’t important i just hate having a job but still want money #n i also happen 2 wanna fuck older dykes #so da post is abt both of those things #m1n3 #nsft

[salt-baby]

one of the really fascinating things about chronic illness and ableist doctors is how little they trust me to distinguish things about my body

I think for them it's very easy to say 'okay pain caused by nerves is a dull diffuse pain and pain caused by joint dislocation is also a dull diffuse pain so I need to do further testing to distinguish them'

but for patients who live with it it's very easy to distinguish the two! in fact with as much time as I spend with it I'm very good at telling what my body's symptoms mean! they're important warning lights for managing my condition!

nerve pain feels different than joint injury pain and they respond to very different treatment! it's extremely beneficial for me to learn the difference so of course I have!

it's just so frustrating for my doctors to go "oh your wrists hurt? let's do a nerve assessment" and for me to say "I don't tend to get nerve pain in my hands and that's not the pain I want addressed" and then have the doc go "ehhhhhhhhh let's run the test"

i feel like I'm constantly having my personal experience on this dismissed, on everything from distinguishing low blood sugar and low blood pressure to differentiating the types of fatigue and sleepiness I experience

disabled people tend to know their own bodies best, and the bulk of management of their conditions will be done by them alone, and I just really wish doctors would listen to them a little more.

#like bestie low blood sugar feels like im starving and my hands are shaking a mile a minute #low blood pressure feels like the room is spinning and im unsteady on my feet and i get so nauseous #i refused the nerve test fuck that doc #im not undergoing carpal tunnel testing for pain clearly caused by the VISUAL distension of my wrist bones #the joint looks fucked from the outside (to an expert eye) how are they this bad at their job #took my wrist braces off and my pt just goes YOUCH #i keep telling them my blood sugar is uncontrolled and they keep going 'its not that bad but also never leave the house without a high carb #...snack and also eat every two hours or else mmkay?' #it drops out like three times a day it is the most frustrating symptom ive dealt with to date #ugh #disability #ehlers danlos syndrome #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #chronic illness #chronic pain #ableism #chronic fatigue #salt baby talks

[mcnuggyy]

i want chicken nuggets :-(

#but I gotta shower and head to bed early so I can do work before I go in for my other job BOO #and also I already spent too much money on my moms birthday dinner so :( #man how good my life would be with more money #waaaa #any moms want a sugar baby 😳😳😳 #callate guero