#job posting services

[mabbbish]

wonderful day to remember ninjago has a canon highschool au

#mad as hell i posted this like two days ago and tumblr ate it then logged me out of my acc???? #lloyd has dyed blue hair inspired by mr snail dood inspired by that one ninjago scriptwriter that said he would btw. if you even care #anyway there are many scenarios buzzing in my noggin about gaps in the movie i’m filling them all with hcs #like i am so sure nya could go into service or social work or law or security because shes a genius when it comes to laws and rights #but she has anger issues and she hates authority so she can’t get a job anywhere #that’s why she loves being a ninja!! #plus her steel cap boots are for stomping on people!!! #hate zane’s characterisation in the movie it’s creepy asf in this he’s just everyone’s favourite lab partner #anyway more hcs in art cominbb soon #ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #kai smith #nya smith #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago zane

[sapphic-suchoripterus]

customer service bites

#maki working a customer service job will never not be funny to me #maki harukawa #momoharu #kaimaki #tenmiko #tenmaki #harumeno #yasuhiro hagakure #monokuma #korekiyo shinguji #byakuya togami #kiyotaka ishimaru #celestia ludenberg #kaito momota #danganronpa thh spoilers #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #text post #meme

[impossiblyizzy]

I know it’s established that Guillermo was always Like That but I think it would be really funny if he just worked in food service for a while and thought, fuck this, I wanna be vampire

#this post bought to you by my food service job! #…any vampires out there need a familiar? #wwdits

[relmint]

Baimawen

#jttw #jttw fanart #jttw sun wukong #jttw erlang shen #jttw monkey king #haha 2 posts in a row #rel'sart #tfw when the Illustrious Sage visits to get a new horse but he ends up complaining a lot about the bad service and threatens to rate u with #0 stars #this is so stupid I know #i just found it funny to think about Erlang and Wukong meeting when he was baimawen #and Erlang just goes off about how bad Wukong was at his job for letting the horses go running about the stables #which I mean fair #but also Wukong didn't like seeing the horses bound #plus the horses seemed much happier and fatter under his care! #wukong is a free spirit 🥰 #all the horses love their baimawen #wukong about to snap at Erlang fr #haha Wukong's assistants r quaking when the monkey threatens to kick Erlang out of the building #wukong doesn't realize his low rank yet oop...

[coquelicoq]

god i had THE BEST TIME AT THE DENTIST TODAY and i feel completely unhinnnnngèd for saying that bc i never in a million years thought the dentist could be FUN but the hygienist was french and switched to french as soon as i mentioned that i had taken french and i understood almost everything he said to me and it felt so good!!! i never understand french!! things are paying off!!!! also i do super recommend this method of conversing in a language you are not super confident in, like it's not just a coincidence i had such a good time doing this at the dentist specifically, it was good precisely because there was very little pressure on me to talk and i could mostly just make yes/no/questioning noises and any time i wanted to say a sentence i could take my time with it because there were literally instruments in my mouth??? absolutely no pressure for me to say something just to say something it was heaven oh my god. i take back every joke i've ever made about dentist office conversational logistics. IDEAL MODE.

#i was smiling so wide it was interfering with his ability to clean my teeth lol. like okay bro now open your mouth in the OTHER direction #he was also just really funny like at one point we were talking about how i solve the nyt crossword #bc he found this very impressive and was like i'm going to tell everyone about this. except i will not use your name #because that would be a HIPAA violation #which was just the most hilarious thing he could possibly have said in that moment #also omg at one point we were discussing my job and i was trying to tell him it's largely customer service #but i couldn't remember and/or don't know how to say customer service in french so i asked him and he was like #euhhhhh...service (the french word service not the english word service)...and then trailed off and couldn't think of it either #okay maybe i'm easily amused today because i had bad insomnia last night but EITHER WAY i had a very good time #chez le dentiste which. je n'avais JAMAIS attendu qu'une telle chose m'arriverait !! #i must tell my cousin who wants to be a dentist all about this #my posts

[dani-sdiary]

Story: I'm a Method Cashier!

And this was a role I could really sink my teeth into.

Okay, so, first of all, to work at Store there are 2 online applications, an online training course, 3 questionnaires for your references to fill out, 3 interviews (2 alone and 1 group), a background check, an unpaid 4-hr. orientation, a drug test, a pacer test, a polygraph test administered by an F.B.I. agent (and not like the sexy ones on Criminal Minds), a blood oath, and you have to be able to put on lipstick like Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club. Jesus, there are less requirements to be elected president. And a cult wouldn't make you jump through this many hoops to join.

My Marketable Skills: I'm a warm body and I'm not an asshole. I'm not going to say "we should hang out outside of work" to my coworkers or mouth off to the customers. Basically, you should hire me because you could do a whole lot worse.

But I couldn't just say that. I couldn't just be honest. It had to be, with tears glistening in my eyes: "It has been my lifelong dream to be a cashier at Store. Cashiering is my passion. I have 3 Ph.D.s in Applied Cashiering, Cashiering Theory, and Experimental Cashiering from Harvard University's School of Cashiering, and I completed a postdoctoral fellowship at Oxford University's St. Cashier Cashiering College. I have 97 years of experience in the field."

So, I get there, for the first interview, in my silly little outfit, mostly stolen from my mom's closet. I walk in and say excuse me to the first employee I see. She clutches her chest, looks bewildered, and says "excuse me" back.

Daniella, apprehensively: "Hi, I'm here for an interview, could I speak to a manager please?"

Employee #1, startled: "Yeah." She walks off and I assume I'm meant to follow her.

My real name sounds vaguely similar to the name of a character from a classic poem you read the Wikipedia summary of in ninth grade English class. The first five letters are the same, but the character's name ends with an a, and mine with an e. Anyway, while we were walking, we introduced ourselves and she said, and I've never have cause to use the word "chortling" before, but if there was ever a time, it was then, "Well, your mother must have been a big The Poet fan, huh?" (as if I've never heard that one before). I mustered a polite chuckle and said nothing.

Employee #1, sneering: "You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?"

Daniella, wishing for death: "No, I know the poem."

Employee #1, under her breath: "Big deal."

The rest of the walk is silent. We turn a corner and see a boy about my age. She starts calling his name, he fully makes eye contact with her, and then turns and speedwalks away. She keeps calling after him and picks up the pace to reach him, but he outruns her. No need to watch the documentary through your fingers, the antelope is safe this time. It turns out he wasn't even the manager, because I meet her next. The interview goes okay and I get the second one. I ask a different employee this time. She says into her walkie-talkie, "Anthony, Daniella is here for an interview, do you want to deal with that?"

Anthony comes be-bopping up to me at 1,000 mph. When he's still several aisles away, he calls out "Hi, Friend!!" in an acoustic guitar-playing youth pastor voice. He leads me to the office, racing down the aisles like there's an serial killer revving a chainsaw behind him, and by the time I catch up in my pencil skirt and heels, I'm panting and sweating. Maybe this is part of the interview: seeing if you can keep up metaphorically and literally. The weakest shall be sacrificed.

Tony asks me, not why I want to work at Store, but why I want to work in general, as if earning money to eat is a casual hobby, like knitting. He asks me if I've applied anywhere else, like Store is a jealous girlfriend. Then he asks me if I have any questions, and I know you're supposed to have something, so I pull a couple out my ass. After he answers them, he asks if I have any more, and, thinking I'm out of the woods, I say not for now.

Anthony, ominously: "You sure?" Slowly pan back to Daniella.

Daniella, brightly: "I'm sure I'll have more during orientation if I'm hired, but I think I'm covered for now. Thank you!"

(Beat.) Anthony: "Well, you know, I'm just gonna give you some advice: you really should have more questions. But don't worry, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you a little bit more about how the Store family does things."

45 minutes later, he asks for a third set of questions, and then, believe or not, a fourth. Sir, this is my interview. You're not a celebrity guest on The Fucking Tonight Show. If you're so desperate for me to ask you questions, why don't you apply to this job? Or do like the rest of us and pretend you're on Ricki Lake talking about how brave you are to share the story of your divorce from Tim McGraw and how it inspired your new album, "Warm Regards, Dani," currently topping the country charts while you shampoo your hair.

Three business days later, my email: "Congratulations! You have been selected to join the Store Family! Please report for orientation next Wednesday at noon."

Another day, another dollar.

#jobs #working #employment #work #job search #career #jobsearch #jobseekers #cashier #retail #customer service #service #shift work #funny post #funny #funny stuff #funny shit #humor #lol #jokes #haha

[skeleslime-phantom]

If you're buying furniture and getting it delivered, ya GOTTA understand that there's gonna be SOME KIND OF FLAW with the products.

The furniture was made by humans, put into a box, that box was put in a truck, then onto a shipping container, then onto a boat, which arrives at a port, then loaded onto a truck, then unloaded into a warehouse, then back onto the truck for delivery, and THEN into your home.

Like dude to me it's a miracle the furniture made it here at all, you're lucky if it's only a knick or scratch.

Anyway, customer care doesn't actually care if you spent $6,969 on a bedset. Do you wanna get a replacement delivery scheduled or not? Stop wasting my time here on this good green earth. 🙄🔫

#customer service #i dont rly post about my day job cause its boring i just work at a call center for a furniture retailer #but boy lemme tell you there are some THICK HEADED ppl out there #nothing is ever perfect #so dont expect it to be

[naomiknight-17]

The job hunting is so demoralizing and I'm going stir-crazy so today I decided to look into volunteering at a local shelter so I have something to get me out of the house

I called them and was like "Hi, do you need folks to help with socializing or fostering animals?"

"Oh yes, you just have to fill out an application online :)"

I have to apply. For volunteering. As if it was a job

I am so sick of applying for things I am going to explode

#i am offering you my services for FREE #just LET ME DO A THING #i am going to explode #mod post #job hunting #volunteering

[writterings]

sometimes my job is like. i am being hunted for sport. if i mess one thing up, i will die. everyone here hates me and is refusing to even be civil with me and that's affecting my workload.

and then other times i finish all my work for the day at 10 AM and can just dick around and get paid $30 an hour to do it.

#i made a post a while back about my first office job about how easy it was in comparison to retail or fast food or hell even being a tutor #and someone in the replies pointed out how office jobs can also suck and be soul crushing in their own ways #i never responded to that person bc tbh i saw it like two days later and felt awkward about responding #and to that person: you are so right. but also i still prefer this. it's awful. it's horrible. but if i have to pick a poison. #then i'll pick this #but you were sooooo right #anyways. why does everyone act like everything is life or death at my nonprofit that encourages college students to do community service

[attackfish]

I need people to understand that some service dogs are small. When most people picture a service dog, it's a lab, or a german shepard, or a standard poodle, or other big dog, working as a seeing eye dog or helping somebody with mobility imparements, and a lot of service dogs do look like that.

But some service dogs, for example medical alert dogs, can be tiny. In fact some of the smaller breeds are noted for having the hyperfocus on "their" human that is essential to being a good alert dog. My seizure alert dog is a maltese. I get accused of trying to sneak my pet into places all the time, or have people insist she must really be an emotional support dog. I'm not, she's not, and she does important work in keeping me safe. Respect small service dogs.

#posts i created #disability #service animal #service dog #once a shopkeeper refused to let me in because "how is she supposed to run alert anyone if you have a problem if you're holding her? #and I was like she's here to alert me not you and she has to be close to my face to do her job #my local grocery store and butcher know me and know her and don't hastle me #but going to new places especially small businesses sucks

[nose-coffee]

never been so glad not to work a friday

#op works at a record store #our delivery of the new t sw*ft album is coming in TOMORROW #during RECORD STORE DAY #never been so pissed i have to work a saturday #tomorrow is gonna be hell and i dont mean that lightly #i am Not Excited #fuck off lou #my post #like listen i love my job #but the least enjoyable aspect of it is customer service #and i am working for nine hours tomorrow #NINE #8-5 shift #fucking gross #still #at least when its over i wont have to dread anything until like. november

[tracfone]

AU where after the events of portal 2 chell becomes a homeowner but she comes back and moves glados in with her so she won't have to suffer alone at the facility. Except like, she doesn't transfer her to a smaller body, she just hangs the entire chassis from the ceiling (glados insists on never being out of her body again). The upside to having a live-in supercomputer plugged into her house is that she manages the building's power and appliances (like a souped up Alexa but like....NOT a cop), and keeps a damn good house, but the downside is the power company keeps asking her why she's the only house on the block consuming like 10x the electricity of all the others and she keeps having to give them excuses so they don't come investigate

#portal #chelldos #glados #chell #personality cores remain functional on as low of power as 1.1 volts i know #...but i assume that's the base core not the 25-30ft chassis body #i assume chell also has a cushy enough job or otherwise the means to cover the power bill idk #i don't know what money looks like post-invasion so i don't know what people use to exchange for goods and services #it would be funny if the hoa got involved but that would mean society reinvented the hoa by coincidence (ough) #pray to god they only care about the outside of her house and never go inside. she does not have guests #glados also would want to keep doing science so chell gives her the whole basement to work with #she whines about how small it is but prefers to have chells company so she deals with it

[paellegere]

i knew something was off about that one popular post about the op's training module for their job which featured dean winchester as the poster boy for emotional harm

someone matched it up to the 15.18 "i love you" scene but it's not... it's when dean is crying about lucifer possessing sam in 5.04 the end

#supernatural #this has been bothering me ever since i first saw someone overlap the 15.18 screencap but i couldn't figure out why #but look!!!!! the tear streaks are the same. direction of the eyes. facial expression. it lines up perfectly #i don't have the post on hand and i can't find it to link it or overlay the images myself so please imagine instead #i grabbed this cap from a screencap website... so i don't think it's the exact frame the customer service job used. but it's close enough #i told my friend and he said big win for wincesties. i'm inclined to agree #.txt

[r0semultiverse]

I refuse to hop in a Zoox car in my entire life if I can avoid it. I refuse to hop into any self-driving robo taxi (or robotaxi) that uses AI to keep it’s passengers “safe.” If this is actually a service they are legally allowed to provide publicly, there’s about to be a whole bunch of new laws made in hopefully very little time! Now you know me, obviously fuck the law, many laws are unjust, but sometimes we need some regulations to keep up with the shit that rich Silicon Valley tech bros “put out” while claiming it’s allegedly their own work. These rich bastards are dangerous! Now I’ll pass along the questions that my partner & I jokingly pondered. If something happens that the AI & detection systems doesn’t know how to handle, will us as the passengers be held legally responsible say if a child gets punted into the air by the self driving car & we can’t do anything to stop it? What if we’re asleep assuming the car is safe & it runs over a legally endangered animal? What if we’re on our phones & these self-driving robot cars cleave someone in half? What if it crashes into someone’s private property? Are we held responsible in any of these cases or is the big rich guy’s company? If it’s anything like Tesla, you should get your kids or pets out of the road when you see a Zoox car coming, it could allegedly cause some mortalities. Two more things. What’s stopping someone from hijacking, hacking, or planting a virus on these self-driving taxi services? What if one of them gets hijacked to take someone to a human trafficker meetup spot? Will the company be held responsible at all? The gifs below pretty much summarizes my feelings.

#I would sooner trust an Uber driver even though I’m kind of paranoid; than trust a robot with no legal responsibilities #we’re trying this post again since apparently I hit a key word that the algorithm didn’t like in my post or tags #I’ll put my trust in a random stranger before I put my trust in an AI whose owner is probably a billionaire or millionaire #zoox & any other robotaxi or robo taxi services who do self driving cars; I don’t trust like that #regulations for stuff like this often only happens once it’s too late & I actually hate that so much #robots are stealing our jobs & the government is just letting them; they don’t care about us #these tag rambles are probably gonna get my post wiped from being seen by anyone #I’m anti-AI btw just to clarify; in case that wasn’t blatantly obvious #I’ll always be anti AI #I’ll trust a Lyft driver before I trust a robot with no sense of self awareness of its own #mine #op #self driving vehicles #2024

[rowenabean]

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#just saw a post that was like 'if you have religious or moral objections that stop you from providing certain types of medical care maybe #you shouldn't work in healthcare' (paraphrased) and... #what a way to look at the world tbh #like. they're talking about me i think - i am a conscientious objector when it comes to euthanasia #(which granted has come up exactly twice and both cases in a theoretical capacity only this is not a frequent request to me) #and... i am also a good doctor #last week i told someone that her weight doesn't matter to her health with receipts to prove it and she cried #no one had ever told her that before #and that was something that came from me specifically. that was something i would not trust all of the GPs in my practice - a practice of #excellent and compassionate GPs! - to say #i am verifiably doing good in my job that is coming from specifically who i am as a person #i cannot put that down when it comes to issues i care deeply about #fundamentally the fact that i cannot put it down is what makes me a good doctor #i think that's what i'm trying to get at #the reason that i do well by my patients is that i practice out of my values and my ethics #if i did not stand on that core i would not stand at all #so you can't have it both ways. you can't have engaged and active and compassionate healthcare providers without sometimes those engaged an #active providers having things they do not feel comfortable doing #and it is to everyone's service if they are up front about it and do not try to hide (i am suspicious of people who try to hide this) #i am literally figuring this all out as i type hence the v long tag ramble and also being nowhere near the post that started this train #(honestly in med school we talked so much about ethics as like. abortion! euthanasia! trans rights! and the ethics in practice is the littl #things. do you apologise when you mess up. how do you manage a consult with your patient with paranoid dementia and her child in the same #room at one time - or one by one bc that's fraught too. (that one's on top i had one of those today.) how do you act with grace when #you're a bit stressed and your patient is a bit stressed and the nurse wants to add five more things to your book. the day to day ethics is #SUCH a bigger thing when you come to actual practice.) #this is obviously entirely about me and leans on the fact that i largely do think i am doing a good job i am really feeling my own way #to a Thought. but i think to a certain extent it is generalisable

[ariiii33]

I rlly rlly want to impress my teachers but i have no motavation so i just sit in my room rotting in my bed thinking about what their reactions would be instead of actually studying

#then i start to think of failing all my exams and cry #i rlly need to study #school life #i hate it here #i hate school #PLSSS GIVE ME ONE MORCLE OF PRAISE #i cannot spell anything how has my A* streak in English not ended #i just want to be good at something #low key dont know what i’m doing in life i think i might just work the same minimum wage job in the same town until i kms #any sugar daddies hmu #give me money #and little treats #why cant i just be in a studio ghibli film #kikis delivery service #i want to be that woman in the bakery #I YEARN FOR THE BAKERY #bread #baked goods #life #i cannot #maybe i should end it all #the tags are more text than my actual post at this point #i yearn for smiley faces and nice notes on my work #by teachers lmao im not out there wanting random ppl to GRAFFITI my book #exams #exam stress #i have no hope