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astorianyxkings · 5 months

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There's always people theorizing how the Batfamily hides Jason disappearance and reappearance, but I literally haven't seen anyone use the best explanation: Witness Protection.

Like this literally answers every question. The Death Certificate? They had to fake his death. The empty grave? Obviously it had to be believable. The time when Wayne Heir "Richie Wayne" refused to step foot in Gotham and talk to his father? He was pissed about Jason's (non) death. Brucie Wayne's very real depression after his death? Well he lost contact with his son and he was under immense stress from the government.

Like this literally answers every question I can come up with. Why has no one said he was in witness protection? And if people have done it, send me fics and prompts because I'm obsessed.

And the best part is, the Waynes are so stupidly rich that they could pull it off. Lex Luther could try and conduct his own investigation but somehow he can never find anything concrete. And if he gets too close either Babs hacks them or Tim just calls up Conner for a distraction.

One time Jason gets cornered and asked how he felt about returning to his life after being in Witness Protection. Unfortunately, him and Bruce weren't on the best terms to explain the whole story but he comes in clutch. He spins the tale about how heartbroken he was to see his brother, father and grandfather grieving and how honored he was when he learnt his new little brother idolized him. Tim got ahold of a copy of the interview and will never let Jason live it down.

The media doesn't ask Bruce questions about Jason's death because last time they did he broke down and a suddenly furious reporter chastised them and reminded them that while Jason may be alive Bruce still mourned his death. The picture of Bruce in tears at the interview is currently one of Jason's favourite lockscreens.

Same goes for Dick. Any questions of his brother's death results in (1) Richie Wayne ready to throw hands at any and everybody, (2) his wife (well one of them) Barbara Gordon threatening the reporters or (3) That same Metropolis reporter chastising the whole community again.

#dc comics #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #yes the reporter is clark #hes ready to fight for b and dick #vicky vale wonders if jason todd wayne was in witness protection due to something involving the red hood #jason goes on twitter and bashes the red hood's whole persona #dick grayson retweets that red hood is trying and is just a little lost #the official batman twitter likes that tweet #it causes a huge mess for both barbara and jim gordon to clean up #they knew they shouldn't have gotten involved with gothams pet billionaire and his weird kids

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papanowo · 2 months

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when your boyfriend is also your dietician

( prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' bingo card prompt, "ice cream" )

#my art #star trek #star trek tos #james t kirk #jim kirk #spock #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #mcspirk #i just realised tumblr totally messes up the colour on these wtf…#why are the pants so dark sad face emoji

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spielzeugkaiser · 2 years

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I saw the saddest little meow meow yesterday!! All I could think about while watching that version of Bruce is a. GIVE HIM A ROBIN and b. LET HIM MEET SUPERMAN

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smudgeandfrank · 6 months

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What?? Pfft- nooooo, I'm not making myself cry with a Kraken Crew piece concept!! What would make you think that?? 🥲😭😭😭

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #kraken crew #our flag means death s2 #izzy hands #frenchie #fang #jim #archie #witness the mess that is my sketching process

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bylerisc4non · 1 year

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not this song being on will's playlist when it's the song that plays after hopper successfully breaks milkvan up and he's celebrating on his way to telling joyce.

both are celebrating when milkvan breaks up.

like father like son.

#byler #anti milkvan #will byers #jim hopper #both are ecstatic when midleven breaks up #like FINALLY #lmao #midleven is bones #don't mess around with jim or will #byler tumblr #stranger things #this is the same ep btw #their reactions to milkvan breaking up are just😂

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howicked · 10 months

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#do you love the color of the six idiots cinematic universe

#happy pride 🌈#six idiots #them there #yonderlandedit #bbcghostsedit #billedit #hhedit #dakotasvibe #userligaya #sawry for the caption i couldn't resist hehe #colorful sets both my beloved & beloathed <3 #hellsite don't mess this one up pls #i miss the old editor :(#that compilation of them having queer energy inspired this set btw #i missed out a few for the sake of aesthetics #i bet ben mat n jim have this competition on who can play the most number of gay charas #and we all know who's winning

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footnotesaregreat · 5 months

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ofmd headcannons bc i physically can’t stop thinking about these bitches

izzy sings at lucius and pete’s ceremony probably fly me to the moon or killing me softly (written by laszlo cravensworth & later plagiarized)

at the party that follows they all gather up singing shanties, ed & izzy whispering the lyrics to stede, who is still getting the hang of pirate music

stede & ed are supporting izzy’s back, that is still healing, despite his protests

they are also holding hands (ed-stede, stede-izzy)

jim, archie, olu & zheng are sitting suspiciously close

auntie & jackie instantly become besties

wee john, frenchie, roach & the swede are playing some intricate card game but wee john keeps losing deliberately to go back to his knitting

he’s making sweaters for all of them because Winter Is Coming & none of them have warm clothes

when a seagull lands on deck & refuses to stop pinching ed everyone knows who it is

he stays with them for about a week at a time & always comes back

they made a little nest in the sleeping quarters for him right next to roach & the swede

ed has permanently moved into stede’s room & they’ve made a new bed to fit three people for the nights iz wants some company

they also have room with the rest of the crew for the nights when they prefer to sleep alone.

ed & fang go fishing almost everyday & after a couple weeks they don’t need to speak & just sit in comfortable silence

stede keeps training with iz, taking turns fighting zheng & jim

when ed returns one day with fang & sees stede beating all three of them he wants to fight him more than ever. their duel goes on for a long time, the bets placed by the crew reaching extreme heights. in the end stede knocks him down & disarms him. everyone, especially pete, lose their fucking minds

at night stede still reads them stories, sometimes new from recent books he’s gotten, but usually the now familiar fairy tales calm them down the most

sometimes stede, ed, iz, jim, archie, olu, zheng, lucius & pete go on date nights where they try different food, listen to music, sharing sweets

frenchie, wee john, fang & roach can often be seen sticking together, not really seeking any romantic or sexual relationship, but simply wanting companionship

when izzy’s unicorn hoof finally gives out he is absolutely heartbroken so of course the entire crew go out to find him the most durable materials to make him another one

they give it to him the next day & it’s decorated by stede, lucius & surprisingly zheng

wee john has also knitted him a leg warmer for whenever he needs a break from the prosthetic

iz obviously loses his shit when he sees it & totally doesn’t call them twats

then they all proceed to fall on top of him to engulf him in an annoyingly wet hug, ed & stede sneaking two kisses on his cheeks

they often have themed parties to make use of stede’s unending secret wardrobe

wee john, iz & jim rule these parties being the best drag queens & king

after a couple years they dock on a small, peaceful town. everyone immediately loves it there & that’s when stede & ed decide to retire

they use ed’s treasure to buy a large building & the whole crew work together to turn it into an inn

they officially open ‘The Gentle Unicorn Inn’ (ed chose the name)

they also have a little tavern right next to it called ‘Jeff’s’ (they have a lot of fun whenever someone asks ‘who’s jeff?’)

ann & mary regularly pop by & drop off some antiques ann’s looted, for stede to either keep or even sell

every couple of months or so the crew visit for a few days & all of them have designated rooms in the inn

sometimes ed & stede close for a week or so to go on a little trip on the ‘revenge’ with the crew

izzy will go & stay with them more often than the rest of them & even though he doesn’t have his own room he has no problem staying at stede & ed’s

he always sleeps in the middle of their bed

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rayandgay · 1 year

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#it'scomplicated

#moonlight chicken #moonlightchickenedit #moonlight chicken the series #mlcedit #jimwen #jim x wen #earthmix #wen x alan #first kanaphan #bl drama #bl series #thai bl #thai drama #asianlgbtqdramas #asiandramasource #lgbtedit #i love mess!#my gifs

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redbelles · 2 years

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hopper being just 10000% done in every season

#stranger things #strangerthingsedit #dailystrangerthings #jim hopper #david harbour #davidharbouredit #userninz #underbetelgeuse #userleah #jokerous #usergeo #userlyra #usertom #userneve #*#you don't mess around with jim #listen this man just makes such excellent faces #also yes this is a remake of an old set don't worry about it

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niki-mis01 · 1 month

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Dont mess around with Jim

#jim hopper #james hopper #chief jim hopper #chief hopper #Hopper #stranger things #stranger things hopper #stranger things jim #stranger things chief hopper #dont mess around with Jim!!!!!#david harbour #jim hopper fanart #chief hopper fanart #chief jim hopper fanart #fanart #stranger things fanart

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ozzyfromthecafeteria · 3 months

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can you imagine. 17776 but instead of juice we get. jimo. jim-o. jim

#this is messing me up immensely. normal guy in your workplace named jim #17776

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turtleblogatlast · 11 months

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[ cw : ptsd / trauma / ]

Leo, post-invasion, finally well enough to sit down with his entire extended family for a good ol’ Jupiter Jim marathon…only to shut down near immediately when the first movie begins. He goes quiet and still at the sight of open space, and it’s exactly reminiscent of how he behaved in the Prison Dimension. So very, very silent.

He can’t bring himself to watch those movies anymore.

#rottmnt #rise leo #rottmnt leo #ptsd /#trauma /#I just think that the one time he actually got to be in space it was the prison dimension #considering Jupiter Jim is one of his all time favorite franchises…#I can imagine how messed up it’d make a kid to have something he found so much joy in suddenly becoming an indirect source of trauma #and like #the prison dimension isn’t exactly like space #but it’s enough for the connection to be there #it’s enough that it may as well be #it’d be one more thing to make him more subdued than before #one more instance of childhood being cut off

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glassofoj-twitter · 5 months

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