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title: betsubara fandom: bnha pariring: kacchako; bakugou katsuki x uraraka ochako word count: 3.9k (including text in posts) warnings: none synopsis: in which the u.a. test kitchen tries its hand at the whole youtube thing, and the internet collectively ships kacchako. bon appetit test kitchen au + socmed au notes: written for day 3 of kacchako week 2020, with the prompt ‘desserts & sweets.’ i know that BA has its share of problems, but i really wanted to write this after stumbling across ba test kitchen fanfics on ao3 and some social media aus on twitter… i have so much respect for people who make smau fics, i don’t know how you do it. ochako here is a bizarre mix of brad leone, solha el-waylly, liziqi and emmymadeinjapan, and bakguou…. is bakugou :’) ao3: [link]

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別腹 | betsubara (n.) – Japanese, second stomach for dessert

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Susan Anderson @susan.anderson – Jun 29, 2XXX My grandchildren said I would enjoy watching the UA test kitchen youtube channel, but I don’t know where to start. Can someone please give me some suggestions? Why do they change chefs in every video? 62 🗨️ 133 ⭮ 869k ♡

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↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Replying to @susan.anderson Hi Susan! I’m the kitchen manager for @ua_testkitchen, and I’d be happy to help! We have playlists for each of our web series on our YouTube channel, but I’ll do my best to explain each series below. 23 🗨️ 241 ⭮ 3.2k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Hot Takes – If you don’t mind some occasional foul language, this is a very popular series! Chef @bakugoukatsuki demonstrates techniques on how to make Japanese staples, from omurice to hand cut soba. It’s extremely educational! 123 🗨️ 213 ⭮ 3.5k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Bon Appetit – This series is all about French food, with Japanese twist! Chef @foreversparkling breaks down intimidating recipes like souffles, gougeres, and quiches for the amateur cook to try at home! 89 🗨️ 165 ⭮ 2.8k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Farm to Table – If you’re interested in where your food comes from, this is a great choice! Chef @u_ochako shows viewers what it takes to grow and cultivate ingredients. She also delves into the science behind making things like kombucha, natto, and beer! 155 🗨️ 188 ⭮ 3.9k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX From Scratch – This is our only series with two hosts! We ask our chefs @shouto and @yaomomo to tackle the challenge of recreating popular junk food and snack items entirely from scratch. These can be anything, from your favorite candy to foreign staples like Twinkies! 102 🗨️ 288 ⭮ 2.7k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX 10 Chefs – This series asks ten of our @ua_testkitchen chefs to undergo a series of culinary challenges of varying difficulties. These can range from cutting a durian to cooking a live lobster! 48 🗨️ 85 ⭮ 1.4k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX The Great U.A. Bake Off – These are special videos that showcase U.A.’s biannual dessert competition! We invite renowned chef and television star @AllMight to join as our host and judge. Our resident pastry chef @satousugarman has held the title for the past four years! 99 🗨️ 174 ⭮ 2.1k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX We also film various instructional videos, which are not part of any particular series. These can be recipes or in-depth guides to various kitchen tools and appliances. Hopefully these give you a good place to start, and feel free to contact me if you have any other questions! 21 🗨️ 98 ⭮ 1.1k ♡

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↳ Susan Anderson @susan.anderson – Jul 01, 2XXX Thank you, Mr. Midoriya. I started watching Farm to Table, and I’m enjoying it a lot. I do have a question – I’m reading the comments, and there’s a cooking term I’m not familiar with. What is a “kacchako?” Is it a cooking appliance? 721 🗨️ 2.1k ⭮ 8.9k ♡

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↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jul 02, 2XXX Replying to @susan.anderson … Um. 202 🗨️ 4.3k ⭮ 10.4k ♡

↳ jfc they’re actually clueless @hitoshinsou – Jul 02, 2XXX Replying to @susan.anderson and @dekiru yeah @dekiru, what is a kacchako? 180 🗨️ 961 ⭮ 2.9k ♡

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“Hey guys!” Uraraka waved cheerfully at the camera. “My name is Uraraka Ochako, and welcome back to Farm to Table, a show where we explore where our food comes from!”

“For today’s episode, we’re going to be doing something a liiittle different.” On the counter was a pile of misshapen brown lumps, mottled with different black and brown spots. “On our cacao episode, a lot of you were a little… shall we say, disappointed with me, when I didn’t make chocolate out of a cacao pod.”

Uraraka’s smile turned icy, as a screenshot popped up on screen. She held up a little slip of paper from her hand and cleared her voice.

“ ‘Making chocolate isn’t easy,’ ” she read, widening her eyes for emphasis. “ ‘This girl has no idea what she’s talking about.’ ”

The dark, saccharine expression on her face never faltered as she ripped up the paper into tiny pieces, throwing bits over her shoulder.

“Now, I’m here to show you that actually, yes – making chocolate can be easy!” The hard smile was replaced by a warm grin. “My friends at Tokyo Cacao sent me some pods to work with, and lucky for us, they’re ripe and ready to go!”

She beamed, picking up a pod and showing it off to the camera. “I’ll show you guys how to turn these bad boys into chocolate - and after that, I’m gonna share one of my favorite chocolate recipes with you!”

Uraraka then grinned mischievously. “First things first – we gotta crack this little guy open.” Reaching under the countertop, she whipped out a gigantic chef’s knife. It was easily as long as Uraraka’s forearm, and the polished blade was engraved with two characters that clearly read, ‘Bakugou.’

A choking sound was heard off screen.

“Holy shit Uraraka, you took it?!” A man popped into frame, gaping at the knife in Uraraka’s hand. “Dude, Bakugou’s been looking for that all morning - he’s going to kill you for real this time!”

“Not if he doesn’t find out,” she said seriously, fixing the blonde man with a pointed look. “You’re not going to rat me out, are you, Kaminari?”

“And get killed in his Baku-rage? No thanks.” He shivered, staring at the knife as if it was going to attack him. “At least you’ve got a chance of surviving.”

Uraraka laughed, rolling her eyes. “You’re acting like he’s going to eat you or something.”

“You don’t know about poor Mineta,” Kaminari looked grave as he closed his eyes in a moment of silence, before scurrying out of frame. He called out, “If anyone, especially Bakubro, asks – I was never here!”

“O… kay?... ” Uraraka blinked at the camera for a few moments and then shook her head in amusement. “Anyways, back to the topic – opening the pod! The rind is pretty thick and slippery, so be careful where you’re cutting! The best way is to set the edge of the knife in one of the grooves and give it a good whack, like this - !”

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Pro Chef Makes Omurice | Hot Takes | U.A. Test Kitchen 3,439,062 views ･ August 29, 2XXX

To quote our favorite foul-mouthed chef: “Even a F***ing idiot can make omurice.”

Join Bakugou Katsuki in the U.A. Test Kitchen as he makes a Japanese comfort food staple, omurice. This isn’t your average, amateur omurice omelette video - Bakugou breaks down the special tricks and techniques he uses to achieve the perfect taste, shape and texture. His recipe uses buttery chicken, fried…

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hvf26 – 3 hours ago Japanese gordon ramsey 👍 2.7K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 25 replies

TipTop – 2 hours ago new drinking game: take a shot every time you hear “fuck” EDIT: 13 shots in and 18 minutes left, i give up 👍 8.6K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 93 replies

shroomaster3110 – 9 hours ago bakugou: “even a fucking idiot can make omurice” also bakugou: “veal stock, red wine, honey, tomato paste, reduce for 3 days” me: instant ramen it is 👍 749 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 8 replies

obsssd1992 – 6 hours ago hOoly fuck the sound uraraka made when she tasted it 👍 9.4K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 155 replies

vulcanus – 3 hours ago 7:33 cracking two eggs at the same time with one hand he really be flexing on us huh 👍 233K 👎 REPLY

periperi – 10 hours ago 22:18 is it just me or does bakugou look like he’s blushing??? like, his ears are so so red 👍 5.1K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 84 replies

dinovino44 – 7 hours ago “just fucking flip it” I blinked and that shit literally went from goo to an omelet HOW 👍 144 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 3 replies

Angela B – 8 hours ago I would love to try this but i dont want to waste 17 dozen eggs trying to make it properly 👍 3.7K 👎 REPLY ⯆ View 29 replies

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“Oh fuck, that’s good,” Bakugou groaned, mouth full as he chewed. The mango-coconut tart in front of him was dotted with swirls of candied orange peel as a garnish, but it did nothing to hide the fact that the entire thing was dusted with a liberal coating of violent red chili powder.

At his side, Uraraka beamed, sniffling a little from the pervasive scent of spice in the air. “I added some lime too, just to break up the richness – it’s not too sweet?”

“S’fucking perfect.” Bakugou scarfed down the last bite of the piece in his hand. He let out another long moan, the sound of it deep and guttural, and Uraraka’s eyes widened as she stared, her cheeks turning red. “Screw it, I’m eating this for lunch.”

“Eh?” Uraraka blinked, snapping out of her daze just as the tray was snatched from her workbench. “Wait, wait – Bakugou! Give it back, I haven’t even tasted it yet!”

“Pft, like you wouldn’t down a carton of milk after one bite,” he scoffed, holding the tart above his head and trying to fend off Uraraka with his free hand as she pulled at his arm. “Fucking get off, Uraraka, I – !”

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SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Aug 17, 2XXX alright since some of y’all are fucking BLIND here’s a list of every bakugou x uraraka moment on the u.a. test kitchen youtube channel (a thread) 184 🗨️ 5.3k ⭮ 12.6k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Aug 17, 2XXX [01] the great u.a. Baking show, cheesecake: during taste tests bakugou hated every single person’s cheesecake EXCEPT uraraka’s peach and plum one. He said it was acceptable BUT THEN HE GOES BACK FOR ANOTHER PIECE 2 🗨️ 229 ⭮ 10.4k ♡

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↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Oct 28, 2XXX [33] farm to table, jicama/watermelon: bakugou says there isn’t enough heat in the dipping sauce during taste tests, uraraka then pulls out the extra spicy version she made just for him and bakugou looks flabbergasted when he tries it and then HE TAKES THE SAUCE HOME 10 🗨️ 121 ⭮ 2.4k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Nov 01, 2XXX [34] from scratch, shrimp chips: at 14:53 you can see bakugou and uraraka in the background working on something together and when aoyama comes in waving around a whisk like a madman bakugou PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HER WAIST AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE WAY 15 🗨️ 146 ⭮ 2k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Nov 01, 2XXX [35] from scratch, shrimp chips: when uraraka’s taste testing the final versions, she tells bakugou to come and try them. Bakugou grabs the chip she’s eating out of her hand and takes a bite AND THEN STUFFS IT BACK IN HER MOUTH BEFORE WALKING AWAY 29 🗨️ 132 ⭮ 2.4k ♡

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↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jan 11, 2XXX [69] hot takes, udon: bakugou says he’s only doing this video because someone said he had to, and uraraka mouths at the camera “he can’t say no to me” and bakugou sees her doing it but just rolls his eyes HE DOESN’T DENY IT 34 🗨️ 204 ⭮ 1.8k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jan 11, 2XXX [70] hot takes, udon: bakugou’s testing the dough consistency and yells at uraraka to come over so he can compare it TO HER CHEEKS and the man no cap says “not soft enough, it needs more pounding” and the blush on her face AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 119 🗨️ 451 ⭮ 3.6k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jan 24, 2XXX [71] the great u.a. bake off, pavlovas: honestly just take this entire episode as proof you can FEEL the tension through the screen my god. the way they’re play-fighting/flirting throughout the episode jesus fucking christ the flavor is immaculate 85 🗨️ 154 ⭮ 2.1k ♡

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↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Mar 01, 2XXX [82] bon appetit, coq au vin: aoyama asks uraraka for help and bakugou literally spends the entire video glaring at aoyama from the background and ochako mouths “I’m almost done katsuki” at 15:43 SHE USES HIS FIRST NAME 26 🗨️ 98 ⭮ 1.9k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Mar 09, 2XXX [83] hot takes, takoyaki: uraraka asks bakugou to taste test a smoothie for her and he goes, “the one you made yesterday was better” but later he says something about hating Mondays WHICH MEANS HE AND URARAKA WERE TOGETHER OVER THE WEEKEND 37 🗨️ 159 ⭮ 2k ♡

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↳ teatime @kabedondon – 6h Replying to @retrograade the detail in this thread is scary but even more concerning is the fact that you’ve somehow managed to convince me, at the very minimum, that they’re fucking 13 🗨️ 1.1k ⭮ 4k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – 4h Replying to @kabedondon welcome to the club, hope you enjoy your stay 21 🗨️ 59 ⭮ 573 ♡

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Todoroki stared down at the gooey, green-streaked mess of chocolate in front of him mournfully. At his side, Yaoyorozu looked equally despondent, poking at the dull sheen of dark chocolate covering the biscuit in her hand.

“Should we…?” Todoroki glanced over hesitantly, and Yaoyorozu bit her lip.

“I was really hoping we’d get it this time.” She sighed heavily, before turning around. The camera zoomed out, the frame widening to show a few people milling around in the background. “Uraraka! Do you have a moment?”

A chirpy voice replied, “Sure!” Todoroki visibly sighed in relief, quickly dumping his mixing bowl into the sink of dirty dishes as Uraraka came into the shot.

“Huh, that’s definitely not right…” The brunette poked Yaoyorozu’s chocolate mixture with a frown. “What temperature did you heat this to?”

“45 degrees?” Uraraka hummed, scooping up a bit of the mixture and dumping it into her hand. She rubbed at it, frowning. “What did you use as your seeded chocolate?”

Todoroki slid the half-empty bag of chocolate chips across the counter, and Uraraka dumped a pile of them out. Little disks spilled across the marble, and she tested one piece between her clean fingers. “Uh, you know that you’re supposed to use tempered chocolate to seed, right?”

Todoroki opened his mouth, paused, then closed it abruptly. Yaoyorozu buried her face in her hands and audibly groaned.

“Hey, the good news is that you can totally reuse this!” Uraraka tried to smile encouragingly. “Did the matcha chocolate come out weird too, or –?”

“Oi, what the fuck is this?” The camera panned to the side, where Bakugou was holding up Todoroki’s abandoned mixing bowl in a fist, features twisted into a grimace. “Did all those e-cigs fry your brain, Half-and-half? Who the fuck doesn’t sift matcha before –”

“Hey, lay off of him, Bakugou.” Uraraka stomped over and snatched the bowl away. “Tempering is hard! And you know white chocolate is tricky.”

“Tch, please.” He scoffed. “What kind of idiot can’t temper chocolate?”

Uraraka’s eyes flashed, and she planted her arms on her waist. “Have you ever tempered chocolate before?”

“What kind of dumbass question is that?” Bakugou growled. “Course I have, I didn’t live under a fucking rock like these two morons.”

Yaoyorozu bristled indignantly, but Uraraka held up her hand. Todoroki just looked tired, and muttered under his breath, “Here we go again…”

“Then you wouldn’t mind giving us a demonstration, would you?” Bakugou looked at her sweet, smiling face suspiciously. “Or are you too chicken to prove it?”

Red eyes flashed dangerously. “... the fuck did you just say?”

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The video cut to a shot of lumpy, melted white goo, before zooming out to show Bakugou’s scowl. “What the fuck is wrong with this shitty chocolate?” He kept stirring, even more vigorously this time, and looked down at the mixture as if he was trying to set it on fire with his glare.

Todoroki and Yaoyorozu were tucked a little ways away, snickering quietly as they watched from a safe distance away. Across from Bakugou, leaning casually against the counter, Uraraka smiled gleefully.

“Hur-dur, ‘what kind of idiot can’t temper chocolate?’ ” she mimicked, her voice lowered in an approximation of the blonde’s low growl. Uraraka laughed, and then ducked as a chocolate-covered spatula sailed over her head.

“FUCK OFF, ROUND FACE!”

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smolbean678 reblogged kryssalys ochaakou:

reasons you should stan uraraka ochako, u.a.’s farming goddess and resident bakugou whisperer:

- has probably saved about half of the “from scratch” episodes by virtue of being the only person in the entire u.a. test kitchen who can consistently temper chocolate

- speaking of chocolate, this woman pulled the hardest flex by making her own chocolate from a raw cacao pod, and then proceeded to make chocolate chicken mole with it just to prove to the haters that she could

- is the acting president of the musutafu ninniclub, a japanese club for lovers of garlic. she also openly admits to sleeping with a ninnikyun plushie, aka the club mascot which is apparently a giant garlic clove (seriously, you can’t make this shit up guys)

- vocal advocate of Feeding Japan, a hunger relief organization that works to combat food insecurity, and is frequently seen volunteering at food banks and soup kitchens (1) (2) (3) (4)

- a lot of the ingredients she features in the “farm to table” series come from her parent’s farm! (pics) she grew up working at her parents’ stall at her hometown farmer’s market and promotes buying locally to support regional farms and businesses.

- this masterpiece of a tweet: “I love food and I love to eat. If someone wants to shame me for my body then they can go fuck themselves.”

- creates recipes that not only taste good but are also healthy, quick, easy and beginner friendly – yes, I’m looking at you, mr. bakugou “just fucking flip it and reduce for 3 days” katsuki – see the archive of her recipes here (x)

- has a tiktok dedicated entirely to trolling todoroki’s reactions with weird flavors of soba, these are my favorites (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

- she’s a self-taught chef who started as a dishwasher and worked up to being the sous chef at ryuko tatsuma’s restaurant dragoon before coming to the u.a. test kitchen and was regularly praised by food critics (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

- has single-handedly saved u.a. millions of yen from that one time she stopped bakugou from ‘accidentally’ exploding an air fryer

- speaks fluent baku-rage, not to mention their chemistry is off the charts hoO BOY the slow burn is fucking real y’all

alright there’s so much more stuff but I fucking hate formatting links, so watch farm to table and follow uraraka on social media (twitter / instagram / tiktok) because this queen deserves our love. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

hoooooot-hoot:

[link] to the twitter thread for my fellow kacchako shippers, i gotchu

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“Ugh.” Uraraka glared down at the sad, deflated lumps sitting in the middle of her ramekins. “Where is Aoyama when you need him?”

“That looks pathetic,” a blunt voice said, and Uraraka sighed as Bakugou came into the camera frame, leaning over the counter to peer into one cup with a skeptical look. “What the hell are you making?”

“Well, it’s supposed to be a pistachio-strawberry souffle.” She huffed, rubbing at her neck in frustration. “I can’t figure out how to get the nuts to distribute evenly… and it’s just not rising? I don’t get it – I remade my pastry cream like, three times, I know it’s fine, and I buttered my molds but it just…”

“You try freezing the molds after you butter them?” A frown came over Uraraka’s face as she shook her head. Bakugou grabbed one of the little cups, prodding the contents with a finger, and made a face. “Keeps it from contaminating your mixture and fucking up the rise.”

“When I make them at home, they’re usually fine at room temp,” she said dejectedly. “I don’t know why I can’t get it right today.”

The camera zoomed in a little, focusing on Bakugou’s expression as he glanced towards Uraraka. He looked a little concerned, and after a beat of silence, he came around the counter to stand beside her.

“Oi, don’t get all mopey on me, Cheeks.” He nudged her shoulder lightly, settling a hand across the back of Uraraka’s neck. “You good?”

She sighed heavily, leaning a little into his hand. “Yeah, yeah, I just… I don’t know. My brain isn’t working right now.”

“Tch.” Bakugou looked over the mess of bowls spread across the counter, eyes settling on the deflated looking egg-whites on one side. “Look – I’ll help ya out, just this once. Don’t quit on me now, yeah?

She blinked, looking up at him with furrowed brows. “But I thought… don’t you have that thing, with –”

“Don’t worry ‘bout it. This is more important,” he said, shrugging off his leather jacket and rolling up his sleeves. Uraraka just looked back at him in confusion.

“But…” She bit her lip hesitantly. “Are you sure?”

“Yeah.” Bakugou smirked back at her as he tied on his apron. “I got you, Cheeks.”

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[Video: Todoroki, frozen in place with blank eyes and noodles falling out of his mouth as someone shakes his unresponsive body]

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Uraraka rubbed her eyes, blinking as she gaped.

“You…” She looked up at him, chin trembling. “Did you really…?”

“Tch.” Bakugou huffed, trying to hide a smile. “What, your eyes don’t work now, Cheeks?” he teased.

“I just - ” Uraraka pinched herself, yelping at the pain, before a huge, toothy smile broke out across her face. “Oh my god, I can’t believe you actually did it.”

“You did get on your knees and beg, so…” He shrugged, snickering as Uraraka approached the counter reverently, her face glowing in sheer joy. “Ten kinds of mochi, as fuckin’ promised.”

She turned to him pleadingly. “Can I…?”

“I already took the photos.” He nodded at the spread, a rainbow of different colors delicately arranged with a pot of tea, ready to be eaten. “Go for it, babygirl.”

Uraraka already had a daifuku mochi halfway to her mouth, lips open as she got ready to take a bite, when an unfamiliar voice cut into the video.

“Wait a second.” Both of them paused to look at the camera in confusion. “Did he just call you babygirl?”

There was a beat of silence, before Uraraka’s face exploded into a bright red blush. Next to her, Bakugou quietly muttered, “Fuck.”

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[Photo: an image featuring white sheets and pillows, a woman’s bare upper back, and messy brown hair with a woman’s face half-buried in a pillow]

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SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jun 04, 2XXX RT @marsali: I. FUCKING. CALLED. IT.

THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF @marsali – 21m @retrograade THE SHIP HAS SAILED I REPEAT THE SHIP HAS SAILED #kacchako [media attached]

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#kacchako #kacchakoweek2020 #bakugou katsuki #uraraka ochako #bakuraka #by nebbia #bnha #fanfiction #ba test kitchen au #socmed au #kacchako smau

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85 Questions Tag 🌟

Tagged by my lovelies @castielsinwhite @taetarte @taeyongsflatbutt @pikachulein. I’m going to tag @jbemin @thefroghyungwon @jaeminrenjun @jenoscity @ltaeyonqs @moonlight-seulgi @cosmicrailwaybisexual @donghyuwus and anyone else who wants to do it because I’m too lazy to tag 20 people hahah

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

Last

1. Drink - 7up but I had to mix my tablet in it so it was gross sadly >.<

2. Phone call - My dad

3. Text message - My cousin

4. Song you listened to - Blackout by Pegboard Nerds (listening to my hype playlist lol)

5. Time you cried - Yesterday, I think? XD

Ever

6. Dated someone twice - I’ve only dated one person and never would again so no hahaha

7. Kissed someone and regretted it - Didn’t like it but don’t regret it

8. Been cheated on - No and omg I’d end the relationship straight away sklgdkjlg

9. Lost someone special - Haven’t we all?

10. Been depressed - No, thankfully

11. Gotten drunk and threw up - Never even been drunk!

Fave colors

12. Pink

13. Purple

14. Blue

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends - Yes and I’m much happier <3

16. Fallen out of love - Wasn’t really in love but I got over a crush?

17. Laughed until you cried - Yes, yesterday actually lmao

18. Found out someone was talking about you - If I did, I can’t remember :o

19. Met someone who changed you - Yes, my new friends have made me feel more confident in myself

20. Found out who your friends are - Yes, but I already knew tbh lol

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list - Nope, not that I mind because its mostly family and people from school hahaha

General

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl - like 98% of them

23. Do you have any pets - One cat and one dog <3

24. Do you want to change your name - No, I love it! ^-^

25. What did you do for your last birthday - I went for brunch and dinner with my parents and sister

26. What time did you wake up today - 10:30am-ish

27. What were you doing @ midnight last night - I was fast asleep because I could barely stand yesterday from exhaustion lol

28. What is something you can’t wait for - To go back to college <3

30. What are you listening to right now - Blast by Tokyo Machine

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom - Yup, I had one in my business group project last year and another was in one of my other subjects

32. Something that gets on my nerves - Slow walkers like omfg MOOOOOOVE JFC I can’t deal with them XD

33. Most visited website - Tumblr and Youtube

34. Hair color - Blonde with pink and orange undertones since I dyed it about a month ago and the colour has faded into my blonde now

35. Hair long or short - Its grown kinda long now actually!

36. Do you have a crush on someone - Not at the moment unless you count idols lol

37. What do you like about yourself - My passion and hardworking nature

38. Want any piercings - Not for me

39. Blood type - I have no idea and I asked my mum and even she said she doesn’t know hahah I think it could be A?

40. Nicknames - Niamho, Niamhie, then my full name but the surname i shortened?? and Spitfire sjkagschkfh

41. Relationship status - Single and idk how to feel about it tbh ._.

42. Zodiac - Leo

43. Pronouns - She/her

44. Fave TV shows - Line of Duty

45. Tattoos - None

46. Right or left handed - Leftie!

47. Ever had surgery - No and it really freaks me out >.<

48. piercings - I used to have my ears pierced but its been over 10 years since I took them out so no XD

49. Sports - I did karate up until about 2 years ago but my actual fave sport is badminton <3

50. Vacations - America (1 time), England (1), Scotland (1), France (1), Italy (1), Germany (1 but it was only landing at the airport and driving through so I don’t really count it), Luxembourg (1), Belgium (1 for a day visit), Spain (1), Portugal (1), Lanzarote (2 times)

51. Trainers - I’m not one for sporty shoes as such so my fave pair of runners would just be these white ‘sneaker’ ones with pink at the back from Penneys/Primark XD

More general

52. Eating - I made some cheese toasties about an hour ago

53. Drinking - Water

54. I’m about to watch - Some horror game playthroughs

55. Waiting - For Dreamies, BTS and GOT7 comebacks :D

56. Want - To hold someone’s hand, as cringey as that sounds

57. Get married - Maybe someday but there is really no rush >.<

58. Career - Would love to be an author but its so difficult as a career so I’ll likely end up writing on the side instead :L

Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses - Hugs but even then I’m not very good at them and just end up really stiff and awkward and pls let go of me now

60. Lips or eyes - Both are nice but I’m a sucker for puppy eyes *-*

61. Shorter or taller - Taller but not too much because I then feel even more self-conscious of how babyish I look and get a bit intimidated tbh

62. Older or younger - Older (but like 1-3 years) since boys my age are immature enough, forget even younger.

63. Nice stomach or arms - I have a big weakness for arms, like I’m not even ashamed of it lol

64. Hookup or relationship - Relationship without a doubt

65. Troublemaker or hesitant - Hesitant

Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger - Nope

67. Drank hard liquor - Nope

68. Lost glasses - I lost my sunglasses, if that counts? I need to wear them when out most days because of the sun glare and then seizures and yeah :’)

69. Turned someone down - Yes

70. Sex on first date - Nope, not for me D:

71. Broken someone’s heart - Yes, but I can’t force myself to like someone and I would never expect them to either >.<

72. Had your heart broken - I’m sure we all have

73. Been arrested - Noooo omg XD

74. Cried when someone died - Of course

75. Fallen for a friend - Yup

Do you believe in

76. Yourself - I try my best

77. Miracles - Ehh more of a fate person tbh

78. Love at first sight - No, I think it can be attraction but calling it love based purely on visuals seems shallow to me but hey whatevs you do you

79. Santa Claus - Not anymore :’( dsjkgdkhdgvj

80. Kiss on first date - Personally I can’t even really kiss anyone unless I’m dating them but if you do it then go ahead, I’m not judginglike if it feels right to both people then go for it feck it yolo

81. Angels - Not really :L

Other

82. Best friend’s name - I don’t really have one but if my sister counts then Orla

83. Eye color - Blue

84. Fave movie - Toy Story and Hercules

85. Favorite actor/actress - Tom Hiddleston and Emma Watson <3

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spegetty · 6 years

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85 question tag or whatever

Rules: Answer and tag 20 people

@highlady-of-slytherin thansk this took me forever lol

— What was your last…

1. Drink: coffee

2. Phone call: my aunt apperently

3. Text message: my aunt again LOL

4. Song you listened to?: raf idk who it’s by

5. Time you cried: i’m pretty sure it was like two nights ago because i push back my emotions way too oft en

6. Dated someone twice: no

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

8. Been cheated on: no

9. Lost someone special: my friend kenny

10. Been depressed: well not depressed but sad in a way

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: dkm but i’ve been drunk.....never threw up tho #GoLz

— Fave colours

12 green

13 green

14 blue? idek i like green

— in the last year have you…

15. Made new friends: yea

16. Fallen out of love: i guess?? with like things not really ppl tho because i hate everyone

17. Laughed until you cried: no?? welp mu friend right beside me says i havé but i don’t remember so ... ????????

18. Found out someone was talking about you: lmao yea but i don’t care enough to confront them

19. Met someone who changed you: idk prpjably

20. Found out who your friends are: only two but they don’t live near me i hate my school. fuck this.

21. Kissed someone on your facebook friends list: i don’t even have facebook nor kissed anyone

— General

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know irl: don’t have fb

23. Do you have any pets: does my anxiety count?

24. Do you want to change your name: kinda

25. What did you do for your last birthday: i ate pasta.

26. What time did you wake up today: 7am. fuck school.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: i think i was reading?

28. What is something you can’t wait for: graduation. 2020 here i come

30. What are you listening to right now: byegone by volcano choir

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: lol yea there’s a tradition on my dads side where the oldest sons name is thomas/tom so...........

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves: people my age, when teachers can’t fuckin mark right, teachers not updating my marks, teachers who can’t teach, school in general

33. Most visited website: Tumblr and probably some computer science website

34. Hair colour: brown w white/grey hairs cuz i’m stressed. help me.

35. Long or short hair: Long and im cutting it. i’m so fucking done w it

36. Do you have a crush on someone: yea one guy at school and like 72737373 fictional characters thansk

37. What do you like about yourself: my nose and that’s it i have no redeeming qualities and i’m a stupid shit.

38. Want any piercings: i needa repierce some so yea .. i’m first world broke so

39. Blood type: no clue

40. Nicknames: spegetty, lo lo, loraaan, lasagna, getty, lauryngitis, soo soo,

41. Relationship status: single and ready to drop out of school

42. Sign: Aquarius

43. Pronouns: she/her

44. Fave tv show: troll hunters, vld i guess idk, shadowhunters, other cartoons i cbf to list

45. Tattoos: i wish

46. Right or left handed: right because im mainstream

47: Ever had surgery: no

48. Piercings: yes

49. Sport: i used to to competitive dance and track but i quit both

50. Vacation: hawaii, japan, france, scotland yea

51. Trainers: like my spikes??? vans?? runners? what?

— More general

52. Eating: rn nothing

53. Drinking: nothing but i need water im dehydrated

54. I’m about to watch: shadow hunters s3

55. Waiting for: spring break lol

56. Want: to be smart :(

57. Get married: well not right now

58. Career: this question can rot >:(

— Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses: neither

60. Lips or eyes: eyes

61. Shorter or taller: Taller

62. Older or younger: what?

63. Nice arms or stomach: i don’t care

64. Hookup or relationships: guys im 16 and hardly even touched a male

65. Troublemaker or hesitant: jfc idk someone who can have fun but not be a pussy all the time

— Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger: no

67. Drank hard liquor: yes

68.Turned someone down: yes

69. Sex on first date: lol maube (when i’m older obvi) edit: this is why you proof read because i didn’t understand the question. no i have never.

70: Broken someone’s heart: i don’t know???

71. Had your heart broken: yea

72. Been arrested: no(t yet)

73. Cried when someone died: Yes

74. Fallen for a friend: idkcprobably i don’t remmeber

— Do you believe in

75. Yourself: no

76. Miracles: no

77. Love at first sight: no

78. Santa Claus: no

79. Angels: idk

— Misc

80. Eye colour: Brown

81. Best friends name: nanaki!! and jaclyn

82. Favourite movie: idk

83. Favourite actor: zenday??? idk??

84. Favourite cartoon: shut up i have too many

85. Favourite teacher’s name: i hated most my teachers but my fav last sem was mr mackinnon so

this took me forever and my friend (nanaki) laughed at me the whole time for all my spelling errors and how cold i answer everything. sorry.

tagging: @wingsofanillyrian @bookstvseriesandanimes @rosycheekwriter @respondwithsarcasm and anyone else i guess i gave up a lot lol

#tag game #holy shit tjis was so ficking long

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doux-amer · 6 years

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Part 2 of Infinity War blabbing (about the characters)! Much more positive than Part 1 (general stuff) which is here. As always, if you want to avoid spoilers, look away.

Loki - BRUH, I knew he was going to die in the first five minutes before the movie came out, and HE DID. But my Thor and Loki feels...I knew Loki would come through with his love for his brother, but he waited a long time to, I don’t know, call Thanos’s bluff except I have a feeling he knew Thanos would have nothing holding him back from really killing Thor so maybe he really wanted to see how far it could go and then realized that, no, he seriously couldn’t deal with that happening? “ONLY I CAN HURT MY BROTHER!!!” Lmao. And then his little hero moment where he lies because that’s what he does best and of course that would never work. YOU SNEK FOOL. ;_; His death was what I expected, but it was still violent and his face afterwards was...well, what you expect someone who suffocated to look like somewhat and I liked that because wow, finally, something that feels horrific and fitting with war.

Thor - God, THOR. POOR THOR. MY BOY IS ALL ALONE NOW. A TRUE ORPHAN. AND HE’S GRIEVING AND THE BEST PART IS WHERE HE GOES UP AGAINST THANOS AND ALL THE ANGUISH HE BOTTLED UP COMES SPILLING OUT. That and the lust-inducing part where he shows up to smash in Wakanda. I love my god of thunder. Really liked his teamup with Rocket and Groot too. IW Thor is also how I imagine Thor to be, with a little more silliness when the world isn’t in danger and he can be a goof. Kind of wondering how people took him after Ragnarok. He has one of the best arcs in the MCU. *blows kisses to my golden boy*

Peter - MY SON. MY CHILD. MY BABY WHOM I GAVE BIRTH TO AND RAISED MYSELF. He was so cute! Little baby with his suit that his papa gave him that’s so cool and shiny. His dad just wants to protect him. He doesn’t listen to Tony which is a classic kid move. Peter being pure and good! ALL OF HIS INTERACTIONS WITH TONY ARE SUCH PARENT-KID INTERACTIONS. I’M WEEPING. LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE. WITHOUT FAIL. TONY, YOU DON’T NEED A SON BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE ON THE TEAM. One of the only moments that made me emotional was the part where he died because he’s so scared and he sounds like a kid. He’s so scared and he stumbles towards Tony who he looks up to and trusts so much because Tony will know what to do and Tony will keep him safe, right? Right? And he keeps babbling and I’m crying and Tony’s crying and everyone’s crying and we’re all dying and crying!!!!!! AND HE SLUMPS ON TONY!!!!! TONY HOLDS HIM SO TIGHTLY AND HE CLINGSSSSSSS TO HIM. AND THEN HE SAYS HE’S SORRY!!!! LIKE THAT’S GOING TO HELP WHEN THAT’S GOING TO MAKE TONY’S SURVIVOR’S GUILT SO MUCH WORSE!!!!! AND HE DISSOLVES AND TONY WATCHES HIM DIE IN FRONT OF HIM AND TONY! CRIES! LISTEN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN YEARS, TONY’S EYES JUST DON’T WELL UP WITH TEARS. TEARS FINALLY FALL. OH MY GOD. IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS. HALLELUJAH. I LOVE THIS SONG.

Tony - TONY WAS RIGHT (TM). HE’S ONLY BEEN SAYING THIS FOR A MILLION YEARS AND NONE OF YOU DICKWADS LISTENED TO HIM!!! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! THE CASSANDRA OF THE MCU, EVERYONE. His worst nightmare has come alive and he doesn’t have time to panic. There’s too much going on and he needs to focus, but then Titan happens and oh my god, I was braced for him to die in Avengers 4 or something that I clenched my armrests when he got stabbed because I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR HIM TO DIE IN IW AND IT LOOKED LIKE HE WOULD. And then he didn’t. Can people just effing LISTEN to him? Even in this movie, they’d fight him on things. *throws hands up* My boy was in so much pain and Thanos knew who he was. I’M SCREAMING. And the “I hope they’ll remember you” line or whatever!!!!! And oh god the ending when he’s all alone. No one knows he’s there except Nebula. HE’S ON A PLANET THAT’S COMPLETELY DESTROYED FAR OUT IN SPACE WITH NO ONE TO REACH HIM AND NO ONE KNOWING HE’S EVEN ALIVE AND HE JUST SAW EVERYONE DIE IN FRONT OF HIM AND IT’S NOT WANDA’S VISION 100%, BUT IT’S STILL SOMEWHAT SIMILAR. God, his suit is so sexy too. We finally got Bleeding Edge in the MCU, and we are BLESSED.

Steve - Oh, Steve. I missed you. Thank you for reminding me why I love you so much. That line about not trading lives? OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. THAT’S MY BOY. THAT IS 100% STEVE ROGERS. And with that and all the IW shenanigans, I had Hickmanvengers on my mind, but anyway. God. That’s so Steve. Even when the most logical situation is to do as Viz says, he says that that’s unacceptable and that they need to find another way which can be infuriating under certain circumstances, but not this one because that pushes them to go at the problem from a different angle. My heart was so full, but tbh that was me as soon as he stepped out of the shadows. I just. God. I missed him so much? These two years did a lot to calm me down. I remember when I was so afraid that CA:CW had irrevocably soured my feelings for him which was devastating because Steve means so much to me, but with the help of @aslightstep and time, I calmed down. I was basically heart eyes every time he showed up and thought about how he was so worn down being out in the cold which doesn’t come naturally to him because he needs a support system and being all emo over losing Tony’s friendship (Chris Evans Confirmed Fact TM) because it really showed at some quiet moments. And of course he’d run straight into battle with T’Challa and of course he’d run straight to Viz because Viz needs help and of course he’d be a dork and okay, I know he doesn’t understand Groot, but “I am Steve Rogers.” YOU EFFING POLITE, CUTE DORK. I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! And omg the phone. Tony was about to call Steve and omg I hate that we didn’t get to hear Steve pick up the phone when Bruce called like hdu rob me of that because you know that boy picked it up immediately and was like “BEYONCE? TONY??” God, he doesn’t know that Tony was about to call him, he doesn’t know that Tony’s alive because of the news that he’s missing, he doesn’t know that Tony’s alive because of Thanos wiping out half of the universe and Tony doesn’t know Steve’s alive because of that either, and he doesn’t know that Tony’s stranded light years away alone (with Nebula) without a team on a dead planet and just saw everyone die in front of him including someone he cares for a lot and feels responsible for! KILL ME!!!!!

Thanos - Seriously needed more fleshing out. I felt nothing when it came to Thanos although I liked how they tried to humanize him and I’m sure that had they developed him, those scenes might have killed me. Tbh he cried more than the good guys which was different and unexpected, and he was softer in a way that I didn’t expect. He’s mad, but it’s almost like you can talk to him and he’ll hear you even if he rejects your idea if that makes sense. It makes me mad because instead of doing stupid, zero impact winks at him sitting on his ugly throne, if they had actually developed him throughout the six years we’ve seen him glimpses of him and revolved the GotG franchise around him (or at least one of the GotG movies), then he would be an incredibly nuanced villain, but no.

Gamora - I’m really glad she got to have a lot of screen time, and it was moving how she was so hellbent on disavowing and killing Thanos from GotG1 and on, but she was so conflicted here. Not about what she had to do, but how it made her feel to do it despite knowing in her heart what she needed to do. ;_; My girl. Love the scenes with Nebula too and how far these sisters have come. I wish her death scene had a bigger impact on me, but it didn’t because this guy two seats from me whom I was ready to throttle several times throughout the movie laughed in a “OH WOW!” and because we didn’t get to see her backstory with Thanos at all. Again, not the fault of the Russos or M&M. They only have so much time, and Gunn reallyyyyyyyy should’ve focused on this a lot more in the GotG franchise. But you know, let’s focus on the irrelevant Quill!

Quill - Goddamn do I hate this guy. GotG2 redeemed him in my eyes, but jfc he was unbearably obnoxious in this movie as soon as he showed up. How is he more immature than Peter and Shuri who are ACTUAL KIDS? He’s like that insecure douchebag manbaby in his 20s/30s who needs to grow tf up. He’s insensitive and thinks that everything is a competition because he feels so threatened by Thor who’s doing nothing but existing and not showing off or making moves on Gamora which....dude, you don’t own Gamora. Like his thing about losing his mom and killing his dad? Thor just lost his entire goddamn family, you dangling gonad. He doesn’t contribute whatsoever to the fight against Thanos because lbr that plan on Titan was either something he didn’t come up with alone or he didn’t come up with at all despite what he says. He singlehandedly destroyed their biggest advantage over Thanos to stop him from killing half the universe. But you know, dude can’t even keep his temper under control for two seconds, when Baby Peter’s getting close to getting the Gauntlet off and when he’s not the only one who lost someone or suffered at the hands of Thanos (Drax and Nebula are right there!). You can beat the hell out of Grape Man all you want afterwards, oh my god!!!!!! I was relieved to see that he was one of the people who died tbh because I know he’ll be back, but at least he’ll be MIA for a good while.

Rhodey - I’m...not entirely happy, but fortunately not too unhappy with how they backtracked on Rhodey’s stance on the Accords, but I’m happy to see him and to see him walking again and goodnaturedly taking the piss out of white people who never know how to act around people of color lmao. And I really adored the little bits of Rhodey and Sam interactions in this.<333 My boys.<3 GOD, I’M SO GLAD HE’S NOT DEAD FOR NOW.

Bucky - Lmao the Russos really don’t care for Buckaroo at all. CW showed that and now this. The reunion with Steve was touching, but okay, I hatehatehatehatehate that One Side of Fandom Every Single Corner of the Marvel Fandom hates, so I lowkey laughed that that was all they got. Anyway, dude can’t get a break. Please, he just wants to chop some wood and live an idyllic life and now he’s dead after two seconds.

Vision - Poor Viz was little more than a plot point, and I barely cared about him because of that. The two scenes I liked, though, were when he was like “Yoooo Wanda, who cares about my dad! I’m an adult! I want to be with you! Bye, Tony!” and then his face crumpled with guilt when he saw Tony was missing and when he convinced Wanda to destroy the Mind Stone while it was in him. They went from testing the waters to full-blown romancing each other which was a lot especially because I reallyyyy wish they kept Viz in his actual form and not his human one since the age gap was awkward, what with everyone calling Wanda a kid (You want to see kids? Peter and Shuri are kids) even though she’s an adult. But really, I wish they toned it down or showed their love for each other through other ways than them macking on each other because it would’ve been more effective instead of “Let’s try to cram in as many hetero kisses in this movie as possible (and for the Wanda/Viz one, while Paul’s not in makeup)!” That last scene between them was perfect for that imo, with Viz saying one of the sweetest lines (Wanda not being able to hurt him and all he can feel is her).

Wendy Mcdonald Wanda - As usual, I’m whatever about Liz Olsen’s performance aside from the whitewashing which I’m never getting over, but I was okay with her in this film. I think it’s because for the first film ever, she’s not putting anyone else in danger because tbh she never exactly redeemed herself for the terrible things she did. Here, she’s selfless. Still didn’t care that she died though lmao.

Bruce - Really wish they utilized Mark’s acting chops better because I feel like all Bruce did was act confused or exhilarated by cool things. I did love the reunions with him and the others, though (same with Thor and the Avengers), and lmfasdfoihfsihashfs Bruce/Nat, okay. The Russos had to address it, but it was just that. An acknowledgment. Get this Wh*don ship out of my sight, please. But yes the reunions were sooooo good and heartfelt because it’s been three years since they last saw him and they didn’t even know if he was alive because he was entirely off the grid. Tony and Bruce!!!!! EVERYONE WITH BRUCE!!!!! And the conflict between him and Hulk here was new and refreshing because this time it’s Bruce wanting Hulk to come out and Hulk refusing to and because Hulk seems scared, but it could’ve been handled better because a lot of his scenes felt very corny to me. :/

Strange - Strangely (heh oops, not intentional), I was okay with him. I think it was because I liked his interactions with Tony especially because we see the jerk side of Strange showing up, but it’s not the same variety of jerk that Quill is. And he butted heads with Tony and I’m okay with that because it was mostly due to differing opinions on how to approach the situation. The cloak probably gave him some points as well. But idk he’s just....there are a lot of things with him where I was like, “But can’t he do ___?” I was talking to @hoteloblivion earlier and we were thinking about portals and how they could have been better utilized especially considering how they were shown earlier (couldn’t he just have chopped off Thanos’s arm and then teleported them out of there?). Also, I guess I should watch his solo movie (gagging because yay Mighty Whitey and whitewashing) to understand the Time Stone better.

T’Challa - Damn, I didn’t think he’d go because they were saving all the important “main” characters and I know he’ll be back, but I thought he’d have more to do. Tbh when M’Baku (god he was so beautiful as usual as were my baby genius Shuri and goddess of my life Okoye) didn’t die and we cut to Okoye and T’Challa, I thought Okoye would go, but nah? I love Wakanda’s shields too.

Sam - Oh Sam, I forgot how much I missed you. Fly, birdie, fly! And his warmth and little comments on what’s going on like the awkwardness at the compound were good.

Natasha - She was just there, but it was still nice to see her in action. Not really much to say about her tbh. Oh, I liked how we got to see a few minutes of just women fighting together although movies love to do this thing where they pair up female villains with female heroes and it’s tiring.

Pepper - The beginning was cute, but man, IW seals the deal. I dislike Pepperony. I used to like it, but they’re so incompatible at this point and it’s unfixable because her inability to reconcile Tony’s lifestyle with hers and accept that side of Tony, which is the biggest part of him and the essence of who he is, keeps showing up time and time again. Does that make her a bad person? No. But it almost feels like the textbook example of love not being enough in a relationship where two people love, care deeply for, and admire each other. She deserves the stability and a life away from danger, and he deserves someone who’ll accept him wholly. It was why CA:CW made sense and why Homecoming felt wildly out of left field especially in the wake of CA:CW, and I hated that they swept everything under the rug at the beginning of this one, but ignored it to focus on them being cute and then BAM. It’s not like I don’t expect her to be scared and to try begging him to come home because of that; I do. But it’s more that she goes on about it and kind of worryshouts and I’m like, “OH MY GOD, PEPPER! HE’S AN AVENGER! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO DO?! IGNORE WHAT’S HAPPENING? YOU KNOW WHO HE IS AT THIS POINT. ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS EVERY TIME HE GOES ON AVENGER BUSINESS?”

Rocket and Groot - Liked them. Liked them with Thor. Liked Groot chopping off his arm. Liked Rocket and Bucky shooting aliens together.

Drax - Thank Godddddd he’s more likable in this because I liked him in GotG1 and disliked him for most of GotG2.

Mantis - She’s so cute! Remember her jumping in the background on Titan? And I like her and Peter’s interactions. Spidey, I mean.

Nebula - She deserves better, but at least she saw how much Gamora truly wanted to make amends and be her sister. KILL YOUR BARNEY DAD, NEBS! He deserves to be dead for that torture/dismantling scene alone. :( I didn’t realize to what extent her body was modified. No wonder she hated Gamora for so long.</3

Wong - Yay, we got one Asian in the MCU (Pom’s Asian, but Mantis isn’t). Yay we get to see him do some fighting. Booooo, we see him disappear.

So yeah tl;dr, some good and some bad. There were way too many people in this movie and I get why that’s the case, but now that we got all the introductions out of the way and we downsized by half (lol at all the original Avengers still standing), I hope Avengers 4 ends up being really good with a lot to sink into character-wise. Also, Carol. Bruh. I died seeing Fury and Hill. I missed them and lmaooooo at Nick’s resignation with dissolving. AND THE PAGER!!! WHO HAS PAGERS NOWADAYS?! IS NICK CALLING INTO THE PAST? IS CAROL IN SPACE? BUT IT’S A PAGER AND THAT’S SO OUTDATED AND THAT’S SUCH A SPECIFIC CHOICE. I shouted in the theater when that scene ended and we saw her insignia on the pager screen lol. CAROL’S GOING TO SAVE US ALL.

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*Whispers softly* All 200

Jfc… ok lol 😂

I’m adding a “click to read more” cuz no one wants this lol. Also they’re all messed up for some reason but again i dont think anyone besides QPP is gonna read is soo whatever

200: My crush’s name is: heh im not gonna post that 

199: I was born in: Illinois  

198: I am really: obnoxious lol 1

97: My cellphone company is: T-Mobile 

196: My eye color is: green 195: My shoe size is: 6 1/2 194: My ring size is: no clue 193: My height is: 5' 192: I am allergic to: bees 191: My 1st car was: non existent 190: My 1st job was: running birthday parties at a local park 189: Last book you read: do fan fictions count? 188: My bed is: meh 187: My pet: BO I LOVE HIM 186: My best friend: I have several. Liz, Justin, Allison, Jayse 185: My favorite shampoo is: coconut with Shea Butter 184: Xbox or ps3: ps3  183: Piggy banks are: cool? 182: In my pockets: a strange mixture of pennies and pounds  181: On my calendar: Dodie Clark concert 180: Marriage is: good for some people 179: Spongebob can: DO ANYTHING HE WANTS 178: My mom: nice 177: The last three songs I bought were? “Look What You Made Me Do” “You” “Things We Used to Share" 176: Last YouTube video watched: Dil’s Bday 175: How many cousins do you have? Too many 174: Do you have any siblings? 1 173: Are your parents divorced? No 172: Are you taller than your mom? No 171: Do you play an instrument? Yes, ukulele and piano 170: What did you do yesterday? Went to a carnival. Slept.

[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: sure 168: Luck: sure 167: Fate: sure 166: Yourself: not at all 165: Aliens: definitely 164: Heaven: eh 163: Hell: eh 162: God: eh 161: Horoscopes: lol sometimes kinda 160: Soul mates: definitely 159: Ghosts: eh 158: Gay Marriage: of course??? 157: War: no 156: Orbs: …I don’t know what this means? 155: Magic: sure :)

[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: Depends on the person 153: Drunk or High: Depends on the night 😂 (but usually high) 152: Phone or Online: online 151: Red heads or Black haired: no preference 150: Blondes or Brunettes: no preference 149: Hot or cold: cold 148: Summer or winter: summer 147: Autumn or Spring: spring  146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate  145: Night or Day: day 144: Oranges or Apples: neither 143: Curly or Straight hair: curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate 140: Mac or PC: Mac 139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and sweet… aren’t opposites? How about nice and rich? And I don’t care about looks 137: Coke or Pepsi: Diet Pepsi  136: Hillary or Obama: Obama 135: Burried or cremated: Buried 134: Singing or Dancing: Singing 133: Coach or Chanel: No preference 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: don’t know what these are 131: Small town or Big city: big city 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: ben stiller  128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: west coats 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers 124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney! 123: Yankees or Red Sox: Red Sox

[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: bad and ineffective 121: George Bush: bad, stupid 120: Gay Marriage: it’s just… the right thing? Like idk? People should be allowed to love and marry whoever they want? That’s basic human rights? 119: The presidential election: TERRIFYING. HORRENDOUS. WHY. 118: Abortion: While I could never do it and I have moral issues with it, I believe it’s the woman’s choice what she does with her body.  117: MySpace: don’t remember it 116: Reality TV: stupid but fun 115: Parents: frustrating, confusing, but they try… 114: Back stabbers: unforgivable. Damaging. 113: Ebay: sketchy but fun 112: Facebook: love it 111: Work: exhausting, but I do love my job 110: My Neighbors: lovely 109: Gas Prices: apparently too high? 108: Designer Clothes: ridiculous. I can buy your $80 shirt and Walmart for $5 107: College: expensive. Stressful. 106: Sports: like playing them, not watching them 105: My family: complicated. Confusing. Stressful. Trying their best? 104: The future: fucking terrifying

[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: ….I actually don’t remember. Maybe a few weeks ago? Fuck… 102: Last time you ate: an hour ago 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: a week ago 100: Cried in front of someone: no clue, few months ago? 99: Went to a movie theater: week ago 98: Took a vacation: a year ago 97: Swam in a pool: two months ago 96: Changed a diaper: HA a month ago 95: Got my nails done: 2 years ago? 94: Went to a wedding: I don’t remember  93: Broke a bone: like 15 years ago 92: Got a peircing: never 91: Broke the law: a month ago 90: Texted: an hour ago

[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Allison 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my sister and my dog 87: The last movie I saw: Mother! 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: going to Disneyworld in France 85: The thing im not looking forward to: getting up early to go to the doctor 84: People call me: magz 83: The most difficult thing to do is: exist 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope 81: My zodiac sign is: Capricorn  80: The first person i talked to today was: my uber driver 79: First time you had a crush: ever? Like, preschool. Real crush? When I was like 8. 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Justin and Jayse. 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: like 2 days ago 76: Right now I am talking to: Beth 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hell if I know  74: I have/will get a job: will. Had to leave my summer job when I moved. 73: Tomorrow: go to the doctor, visit friend, fix computer? 72: Today: apparently sleep and fail to go to the dr 71: Next Summer: *shrugs* 70: Next Weekend: uhhh 69: I have these pets: Bo! 68: The worst sound in the world: scratching nails on holographic material 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: idk 66: People that make you happy: Liz, Allison, Justin 65: Last time I cried: about an hour ago 64: My friends are: amazing  63: My computer is: BROKEN 62: My School: awesome 61: My Car: don’t have one 60: I lose all respect for people who: voted for trump 59: The movie I cried at was: a lot of them lol  58: Your hair color is: dark brown and blonde 57: TV shows you watch: Kimmy Schmidt, sometimes AHS,  56: Favorite web site: tumblr 55: Your dream vacation: London 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: honestly rn is pretty close 53: How do you like your steak cooked: well done 52: My room is: messy 51: My favorite celebrity is: Thomas sanders 50: Where would you like to be: home 49: Do you want children: yes 48: Ever been in love: idk 47: Who’s your best friend: I have many 46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: having my hair played with 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: a fucking doctor 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no  42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: kinda 41: Have you pre-named your children: yes 40: Last person I got mad at: probably my parents 39: I would like to move to: I like it here 38: I wish I was a professional: singer

[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: buncha crunch  36: Vehicle: boat 35: President: Obama 34: State visited: California  33: Cellphone provider: T-Mobile I guess 32: Athlete: my sis 31: Actor: Thomas Sanders 30: Actress: Phillipa Soo 29: Singer: Lorde 28: Band: 21 Pilots 27: Clothing store: hot topic 26: Grocery store: priscos 25: TV show: Kimmy Schmidt 24: Movie: Singin’ in the Rain 23: Website: Tumblr 22: Animal: Koala 21: Theme park: Disney World 20: Holiday: Halloween 19: Sport to watch: I dont  18: Sport to play: badminton 17: Magazine: no 16: Book: Aristotle and Dante 15: Day of the week: Friday  14: Beach: the one with sand 13: Concert attended: 21 Pilots 12: Thing to cook: Alfredo 11: Food: Cookies 10: Restaurant: Luigis 9: Radio station: 101.9 8: Yankee candle scent: wood drift beach 7: Perfume: mango vanilla 6: Flower: daffodils 5: Color: dusty rose pink 4: Talk show host: jimmy Fallon 3: Comedian: jerry Seinfeld? 2: Dog breed: pug or a cavachon 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yeah

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sunshines-stories · 7 years

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I've been tagged! (85 things)

I got tagged by @shadowboxmind so i guess we just jump in? So rules are to answer the stuff below and tag 20 people. Idk if I know 20 people but let's do it! the last: 1. drink: water 2. phone call: uhhh probably my friend ( @esmeedanikatodd 's boy) bc I've been helping him with an attempted murder case 3. text message: texted my boyfriend to tell him goodnight even though he's out backpacking and can't see my texts for days 4. song: i... don't know? Maybe something fifth harmony...? I was on a walk and I got lost and I paid more attention to that than what I was listening to 5. time you cried: lmao when my dad basically told me he won't pay for my out of state colleges unless they're Harvard, Stanford, or yale (which means I can't go) when my therapist is literally telling me to get as far from here as possible have you ever: 6. dated someone twice: yep! Many time! Three different people! I'm an asshole and an idiot! 7. kissed someone and regretted it: sure man 8. been cheated on: nah never even worried about it for real 9. lost someone special: yeah 10. been depressed: oh yeah 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: to quote my friend who answered this before me "Can’t drink, don’t want to" favorite colors: 12. Gold. It suits my brown skin very well and carries power with it. 13. Pink! It brights up rooms and smiles and it's just generally too misunderstoood. 14. The deep green that I see in my boyfriend, it's like a forest in his aura. 15: Rose gold is a combination of my two favorite colors! 16: Blue is very nice my nails are the same shade of blue as my nose ring right now! in the last year have you: 17. laughed until you cried: yes I have and we were supposed to be working @shadowboxmind and instead we were all rolling on the ground and it's all your fault (ily) 18. found out someone was talking about you: oh yeah lmao my ex who I thought was great apparently talks shit about me that's awesome and also my parents love to brag about me 19. met someone who changed you: yes!!! All my friends!!!! I love them all and many are actually pretty new!!!! 20. found out who your friends are: I'd like to think so 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: boyfriend so yes 22. made friends: heck yeah I have 23. fallen out of love: no not really, I've just been in love with boy for a long time general: 25. what did you do for your last birthday: a chat party with a bunch of white people lmao (spicy food and more spicy food) 26. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them but they're mostly family and classmates bc I don't really use Facebook to socialise it's mostly just for school 27. do you have any pets: MY BABY MY PUPPY MY LOVE her name is Cocoa and she is pure and good and she's a chocolate lab and I took her for a nearly 4 mile walk yesterday so she currently hates me a little bit 28. what time did you wake up: 7:30. Thats sleeping in for me. 29. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping jfc you kids shouldn't stay up that late 30. name something you can’t wait for: seeing my boyfriend and also getting the fuck away from my family!!! 31: what are you listening to right now: the sounds of my family starting to wake up 32: have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yeah! He was a sweet classmate one day, never spoken to me before but saw me crying the day before and made me a minion plushie and gave it to me saying "I don't know you, I don't know what you're going through, but I hope everything gets better." He's not a friend but I appreciate the guy. 33: something that’s getting on your nerves: COLLEGE APPS (and normally my family but not as much lately) 34. do you want to change your name: I mean my real name is Sanskruti but I love Sunny much more so yeah? 35. hair color: Black 36. long or short hair: short ish. I have to grow it out for prom so it's touching my shoulders again 37. piercings: Regular earring piercings and a nose piercing 38. tattoos: Soon! 39. blood type: no clue kiddo I'll donate blood today so if you REALLY wanna know, shoot me an ask later tonight 40. nicknames: Sunny, sunshine, boo, kestrel, "Bollywood Beauty" (Thats the boy), Muskan ("smile") 41. relationship status: wonderful boyfriend that I love very much and trust me this is the straightest I've ever been 42. zodiac: aquarius 43. pronouns: she/her 44. most visited website: uhhh probably google drive bc most of my life is on there 45. right or left handed: Right 46. surgeries: Wisdom teeth soon but nothing yet 47. sports: tennis, taekwondo, and chess is a sport fuck you 48. favorite tv show: Parks and Recreation but Avatar the Last Airbender is a close second 49. vacations: Summer vacations tend to be either back to India or a road trip. California, Canada, Oregon, Florida, and the next trip supposedly is to New York. 50. sneakers: uh? I have a couple? Blue running shoes and pink worn out sneakers more general: 52. eating: uhhh healthier food except when it's not? 53. fave drink: water! 54. what you’re up to: cleaning the house for dinner guests 55. waiting for: the start of school for the boyfriend to get back 56. want: cuddles? Sex? Idk. Both are good. 57. get married: until recently it was a no but (don't tell him this) I really want to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend and yes I know it's stupid bc we're young and probably won't even go to the same fucking college but it's the first time I've ever felt this. So yes. I'd wanna get married. 58. career: prosecuting attorney, then judge, then either Supreme Court justice or attorney general which is better: 60. hugs or kisses: HUGS I AM A SLUT FOR HUGS 61. lips or eyes: eyes are prettyyyyy 62. shorter or taller: i am short. I like fellow shorts. But also? Tall people? When they hug me I feel so safe??? So Idk man i like people. 63. older or younger: uhhh for friends? Anyone? If we click and can hang Im gonna hang with you. 64. nice arms or stomach: i like squishy tummies but I'm always a slut for toned arms (see boyfriend who had BOTH) 65. hook up or relationship: relationships are nice mostly bc I've never had a hookup but like?? I get emotionally attached v easily it would not work for me. 66. troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant have you ever: 67. kissed a stranger: nope 68. drank hard liquor: staying away from that shit so no 69. lost glasses/contacts: never had them so no 70. turned someone down: lmao yeah the first time was the best time 71. sex on the first date: I mean? It wasn't technically sex? But it sorta was? But also the second time we dated, we totally fucked on the first date so yes. 72. broken someone’s heart: Yeah... sorry 73. had your heart broken: yep. Two different people now. 74. been arrested: Nah 75. cried when someone died: well yeah 76. fallen for a friend: well I'm dating him aren't I? do you believe in: 77. yourself: LMAO 78. miracles: I? Suppose I might? 79. love at first sight: nah 80. santa claus: Nah 81. kiss on the first date: sure man I'm not one to judge 82. angels: Not really sorry friend other: 83. current best friend’s name(s): James and André 84. eye color: Brown? Black? 85. favorite movie: fuck I don't really have one. How about? Coraline? Okay and finally! I tag @esmeedanikatodd @indimitable @scarfboi @agentsof-s-h-i-e-l-d @amberarts13 @themotherlimabean @fakebirds and honestly whoever else would like to do this bc I don't have enough friends

#tagged #about me #sunshine-speaks #long post #friends #<3 #he was mentioned like ten times whoops

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frostybwitch · 7 years

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Get To Know Me

I was tagged by @yachiie. (ayye, thanks for the tag!! :))

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

Last: 1. Drink: some blackcurrent juice LOL. 2. Phone call: one of my flatmates, cos she forgot her keycard and got herself locked out lmao. 3. Text message: liz, my panda-loving best friend lmao 4. Song you listened to: if you love me — J Rabbit. 5. Time you cried: like really, really cried? um, probably back in early Feb when I couldn’t see my parents off and reality finally struck that I’m gonna be alone in melbourne all by myself without any family or friends. (but at least I’ve got my awesome flatmates now who are like practically family to me atm.)

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: lol nahh, been single my whole life to even think about dating someone twice lol. 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope. 8. Been cheated on: nopey-do. 9. Lost someone special: people, in general, walk in and out of my life so quick that I get fucking whiplash sometimes lol. 10. Been depressed: back when I was younger, yeah. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: lmao yeah, that one fucking time and never again.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14. Blue, baby pink, grey

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yeap. 16. Fallen out of love: im so glad to finally tick this one off. 17. Laughed until you cried: for sho 18. Found out someone was talking about you: lol yeah, apparently. 19. Met someone who changed you: yeah… nahh. 20. Found out who your friends are: oh yea, dats for sho. someimes I kinda forget that people actually care and when they show that they do, its always such a surprise :’). 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: lmao no way

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: everyone LOL. 23. Do you have any pets: im not allowed to have pets in my current apartment :( 24. Do you want to change your name: nahhh 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: friends/family took me out for an awesome dinner. 26. What time did you wake up: 7.30am for some a practical class or sth 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: scrolling thru tumblr/facebook LMAO 28. Name something you can’t wait for: TO FINALLY GET BACK HOME TO SINGAPORE IN NOV~ WOOTS 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: digitally through skype? last saturday. physically? early feb of this year. (fuck im starting to feel a tiny bit homesick now. ahh I miss my mom. :( ) 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: to be a wee bit taller? 31. Listening right now: my recorded lectures that I missed this morning LOL. 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: lol nope 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: people who do not pay attention during lectures, subsequently not understanding the material being covered and then coming to me with a fuckload of questions and eventually getting me to give them a mini-lecture to them on the spot. (like ffs, the lectures are fucking recorded and you’re in uni. not stupid high school. your classmates/profs are not there to spoonfeed you through omg. and for the record, do I look like the prof taking the class to you? jfc.) 34. Most visited website: tumblr/youtube/facebook (the unholy trinity of distractions lmao)

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME: 35. Mole/s: i’ve got 3 of them that I know of. 36. Mark/s: not that I know of 37. Childhood dream: to be a professional musician. (look where life actually led me to LOL) 38. Hair color: dark brown. 39. Long or short hair: it’s mid-length-ish? 40. Do you have a crush on someone: god no thankfully, i’ve had enough of all that for now. 41. What do you like about yourself: i’m smol and thin without ever working out. 42. Piercings: nah-dah. 43. Blood type: O+ 44. Nickname: d, dio. 45. Relationship status: single af 46. Zodiac: capricorn 47. Pronouns: she/her. 48. Favorite TV Show: supergirl. (only in it for katie mcgrath tho) 49. Tattoos: asian parents would not approve. 50. Right or left hand: righto. 51. Surgery: none 52. Hair dyed in different color: my mom wouldn’t allow it, apparently. 53. Sport: badminton? but if I get to choose, I’d do none cus my stamina for sports is fucking non-existent and I can’t run long distance to save my life either. 55. Vacation: anywhere with harry potter world/disneyland 56. Pair of trainers: uhh, my nike joggers i guess?

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: gum LOL 58. Drinking: regular drinking water 59. I’m about to: finish the lectures I missed today 61. Waiting for: winter to end and for november to come. 62. Want: A KITTEN 63. Get married: eventually, yeah 64. Career: uni student. (medical scientist-in-training)

WHICH IS BETTER:

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs seem like the less intimidating option for now. 66. Lips or eyes: eyes, for sho 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: older 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach I guess. 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive, loud people are exhausting to deal with. 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant. i have too much on my plate to have time to worry about a troublemaker.

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: lol no. 75. Drank hard liquor: yeah def. 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: i lose my contacts all the time. 77. Turned someone down: maybe? LOL I wouldn’t know. 78. Sex on the first date: lol fuck no 79. Broken someone’s heart: ehhh, I really wouldn’t know. 80. Had your heart broken: oh lmao, tons of times. 81. Been arrested: nah, im too much of a law-abiding citizen to break the law. 82. Cried when someone died: not really 83. Fallen for a friend: nah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: i try to 85. Miracles: i like to think, yeah? just cus the world deserves a little bit of hope sometimes. 86. Love at first sight: nahh. 87. Santa Claus: lol lmao please, I'm too old for that 88. Kiss on the first date: um, depends on how much I like the person I guess.

OTHER: 90. Current best friend(s) name: liz and eunice 91. Eye color: black like you can’t see my pupils black. 92. Favorite movie: MINIONS MOVIE (ITS SO FUCKING CUTE I CANT HANDLE OMG)

tagging: @sushimiyuu @mari-hoehara @maki-roni @symphonyalpha @steel-glass-heart @sunshineandfoxes

#personal #it'd be nice to get to know some of you guys #do it if you want to #just thought it'd be fun thas all

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themarydragon · 7 years

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Zom did this and said I was tagged in it (I didn’t think she meant me but then she said NO YOU so that means me, right?)

Big long survey thingie under the cut.

THE LAST:

1. DRINK: water!

2. PHONE CALL: the dealership, saying the new mirror for my MINI had arrived (thank you, extended warranty!)

3. TEXT MESSAGE: a picture of my doggos being adorable, sent by my spouse

4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: “All We Ever Knew,” by The Head and the Heart

5. TIME YOU CRIED: Uhmmmmm the Friday before we went to London.

HAVE YOU:

-6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: Yup. Married him, too. Then divorced him, because I’m dumb, but I’m not THAT dumb

7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: Actually? I regret no smooches.

8. BEEN CHEATED ON: Hrngh. See #6

9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: I am not writing this list. In a word: yes. In a sentence: I had a 13-month span where I lost three grandparents, an uncle, two friends, and a cat.

10. BEEN DEPRESSED: See #9

11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: TWICE. My bachelorette, and my brother’s wedding. I regret neither. Amazing stories.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: Orange! Green! Red!

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: omfg so many friends. it is a glorious plenty.

16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: thank god, no

17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: Gigglefits! Yes!

18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: see also “my MIL”

19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: Does “Moana” count?

20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: Nah, I knew.

21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: I am friends with my fantastical spouse, so yes. Yes I have. All sortsa smooches.

GENERAL:

22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: The vast majority. There are a couple friends-of-spouse or friends-of-friends or internet-only friends, but 90+ percent are IRL

23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: I am the ringleader of a fur circus

24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: Been there. It sucked. Never again.

25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: My hunny took me to a hockey game! It’s what we do every year, it’s my favorite tradition.

26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: 0630 to see the spouse off to work

27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: surfing a shit typhoon via my friend’s overbearing psychopath mother deciding I am suspect for giving him my old truck. HOW DARE I.

28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: Trips! Both trips I am taking and trips other people are taking to visit me!

29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: Sunday.

30. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE: I would have taken B to visit my mom’s dad. He never met that grampa and it’s a god damn shame.

31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING RIGHT NOW: The Proclaimers’ 500 Miles

32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: Uh, yeah?

33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: See #27

34. MOST VISITED WEBSITE: google!

35. MOLE/S: Yep! In all the same places my mom has them. We have the same birthmarks, too, it’s awesome in a creepy way

36. MARK/S: Yep! Scars and tattoos and birthmarks and moles and freckles

37. CHILDHOOD DREAM: Not even kidding, I had a literal dream I lived in Boston.

38. HAIRCOLOR: Auburn-ish? It goes pretty red in the summer, darkens to a good brown in the winter. I’ve got like a dozen silvers right where I part it, so I’m starting to hope I’ll get a Polgara lock. FINGERS CROSSED.

39. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: I doesn’t get cut ‘til it interferes with toileting

40. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: Ewan McGregor knows I exist

41. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:I have developed a reputation for going to bat for my friends, for being full blown ride-or-die, drop everything in the middle of the night to bail your ass out. That is the legacy I want.

42. PIERCINGS: Currently, two. Previously, six.

43. BLOODTYPE: A+ (I’ve donated over a gallon!)

44. NICKNAME: I am the mary dragon.

45. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: so married

46. ZODIAC: Aquarius!

47. PRONOUNS: she/her

48. FAVORITE TV SHOW: I have consumed almost no media in 5 years. I dunno.

49. TATTOOS: four, soon to be five

50. RIGHT OR LEFT HAND: right!

51. SURGERY: yep.

52. HAIR DYED IN DIFFERENT COLOR: Never

53. SPORT: hockey hockey hockey

55. VACATION: We just got back from London. Leaving on Saturday to squish our godson. Talking about Tel Aviv and Japan.

56. PAIR OF TRAINERS: I call ‘em tennis shoes. :P

MORE GENERAL:

57. EATING: Its 0030 I’m not eating anything are you insane? I’m old, reflux is hell!

58. DRINKING: water water water

59. I’M ABOUT TO: post this chapter. jfc I need to stop fiddling with it and just throw it out into the internet

61. WAITING FOR: I mean, all sorts of things. I’ve always got something in the works.

62. WANT: for nothing

63. GET MARRIED?: NEVER AGAIN JFC

64. CAREER: I am a nurse! Even if I’m not currently taking clients, it’s a part of my identity now. Looking at my MSN this spring.

WHICH IS BETTER

65. HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs.

66. LIPS OR EYES: Eyes.

67. SHORTER OR TALLER: HRNGH They both have their benefits.

68. OLDER OR YOUNGER: I like to see people get old. Stoked about this grey.

70. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: SHOULDERS. JFC GIVE ME SHOULDERS

71. SENSITIVE OR LOUD: moderation in all things

72. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: I am way too old for the hook up

73. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: DON’T GIVE ME AN IDEA YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE HAPPEN, PEOPLE. SHITSTARTER IN CHIEF, RIGHT HERE

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. KISSED A STRANGER: YUP

75. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: dear lord, yes. Beer is not my friend.

76. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: Yes. Had a contact fall out on a float trip, it was terrible

77. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: Oh god yes

78. SEX IN THE FIRST DATE: I mean, define “date”

79. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: Yes

80. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: SEE NUMBER 6

81. BEEN ARRESTED: I have never been caught.

82. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: god yes

83. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: (waves at Brian)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. YOURSELF: HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS

85. MIRACLES: (waves at Brian)

86. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: (waves harder at Brian)

87. SANTA CLAUS: The legendary character, no. The person who signed ‘Santa’ on presents when I was a kid? Yes. That person is a total badass and I have total faith in them

88. KISS IN THE FIRST DATE: (waves spastically at Brian)

89. ANGELS: I do not believe their existence is impossible.

OTHER:

90. CURRENT BEST FRIENDS NAME: It starts with a J

91. EYE COLOR: Brian says they’re the color of root beer barrels. That sounds better than “brown” so lets use it

92. FAVORITE MOVIE: LadyHawke or The Princess Bride

#survey #tag thing #me #real life

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plattenbau-persephone-praxis · 7 years

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Oh what in oblivion? Here we go:

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? - I don’t understand my feelings towards people.

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? - Not really.

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? - I tend to not get along with potheads? Not because I hate them or something, it’s simply that way. So that isn’t really a problem for me. But I think deep inside, I’d care if my s/o did.

4: Do you find it easy to trust others? - Depends on how much alcohol I drank

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? - Was probably playing Hearts of Iron IV

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? - @promethism is with me. The whole month of july will be that way with him haha.

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? - I’d probably go really depressive. And also break up.

8: Are you close with your dad? - Kind of? I wish we were closer?

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? - AHAHAHAHAHA lol nope EDIT: WAIT NO I DID YOU JUST GO ON AND READ THROUGH ahaha

10: What are you listening to? - The new Hundredth album. It’s great!

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? - Sangria

12: Do you like hickeys? - YESJHFIAUHEFIUAHE

13: What time do you go to bed? - Around midnight atm

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? - Nah, I usually dump such people.

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? - I only text with one hand?

16: Do you always answer your texts? - Nope :/

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? - Nope, I wish I could though.

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? - Today?

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? - @promethism @iwa-chans-bara-arms @pizzajer @insomniacpoetssociety @littlefecker @exxtramental @schmerzenundliebe and many others that don’t have tumblr or that I forgot

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? - Was watching my fav youtuber so probably that

21: Is anyone else in the room with you? - Nope

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? - Nope

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? - Not even closely. Though it could be better rn too

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? - Yes, but I’m not able to.

25: In the past week, have you cried? - Nope

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? - White

27: Do people ever call you by your last name? - Sometimes

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? - Yes

29: Do you have a best friend? - I do

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? - Nope. It was a friend of mine I kissed out of platonic affection.

31: Who was your last call/text message from? - My last text message was from @schmerzenundliebe

32: Are you mad at anyone? - I probably am

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? - To be honest, I don’t think so

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? - 19

35: How many more days until your birthday? - 87 days

36: Do you have any summer plans yet? - I’m flying to Romania with @promethism

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? - I do

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? - I think not, atm.

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? - I’m not really a secretive person, so I guess not

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? - Nope

41: Do you think age matters in relationships? - It’s kind of strange when there’s a really huge age gap.

42: Are you available? - Like single? Yeh.

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? - HIGH SCHOOL ENDED TODAY so like 1?

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? - A septum

45: Do you believe exes can be friends? - I do but probably I would be the first person to say “I still have feelings for you”

46: Do you regret anything? - I had a strange girlfriend when I was 14

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? - THE FACT THAT I STILL HAVE LIKE 60 QUESTIONS TO GO

48: Did you ever lose a best friend? - Yes, but I don’t classify it as a “loss”

49: Was your last kiss a mistake? - Nope

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? - It just wouldn’t work out anymore

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? - They probably did

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? - YE I LIKE KISSED HIM YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS TAKING DONATIONS AND I HAD NO MONEY SO I GAVE HIM A KISS and then we talked today again

53: What was the last thing you ate? - salat

54: Did you get any compliments today? - Yes, I did, due to my outfit.

55: Where are you going on your next vacation? - Romania

56: Do you own anything from other countries? - Probably a lot of thing from Romania, since I am half romanian

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? - I think it’s balanced

58: Where have you lived most of your life? - In Bucharest until I was 12

59: When was the last time you took a long drive? - When my dad drove me and my ex to Amsterdam

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? - Who didn’t?

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? - Nope

62: Who do you text the most? - @pizzajer

63: What was the last movie you saw? - Haven’t been watching any movies as of late, so it’s probably still Suicide Squad

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? - I HAVE NO S/O :(

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? - None lol

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? - Yes

67: Do you curse around your parents? - Yes

68: Are you happy with where you live? - Nope. I hate this place

69: Picture of yourself? - No?

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? - I’m totally monogamous. I’m the definition of jealousy.

71: Have you ever been dumped? - Yes

72: What do you most like about making out? - The privacy, I guess

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? - I did.

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? - Last time it was me.

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? - I think everybody likes some ass, be it man ass woman ass 8)

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? - Probably @pizzajer again

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? - Nope

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? - Nope

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? - My wholesome friends

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? - Nope. I’m not that old yet, though

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? - I guess my ex girlfriend? Other people too, so yeh.

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? - Yeh. I shouldn’t

83: Do you miss your last sweetie? - Yeh

84: Last time you slow danced with someone? - Never lol

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? - How does one date someone without meeting?

86: How can I win your heart? - Make me laugh with bad puns and memes.

87: What is your astrological sign? - JFC I’m to tired to google it right now

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? - PROBABLY PLAYING HEARTS OF IRON IV

89: Do you cook? - Kinda, I’m bad though.

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? - I did

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? - I do

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? - I fall into monogamous relationships quickly

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? - Freckles are always nice.

94: Name four things that you wish you had! - A will to live, more serotonin, a better gaming PC (mine’s already two years old :/) and an electric guitar

95: Are you a player? - I’d probably be the worst player ever.

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? - Probably did

97: Are you a tease? - Nope

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? - I did. Some I regret to this day

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? - I am always deeply in love with someone. I know no other state

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? - There probaly is but you bet your ass I won’t go saying with whom.

101: Hugs or Kisses? - BOTH?!

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? - I am lol

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? - I think people tend to notice the face first.

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? - It’s cheesy and kind of cringy

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? - Nope.

106: Do you flirt a lot? - I tend to

107: Your last kiss? - THAT DUDE I TOLD THE STORY LIKE THREE TIMES ALREADY hooly shit

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? - I did

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? - YEH HOW BOUT YO SCROLL UP

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? - Nah.

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? - I am a ship adrift at sea, guided only by the mercy of the winds

112: Does someone like you currently? - Who knows? I for sure don’t

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? - Yes

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? - Serious relationships

115: Ever made out with just a friend? - I did

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? - In a relationship

117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it. - Am I a depressed piece of shit? Yes!

#this could be my #faq #jesus fucking christ #I hope you enjoy #Anonymous #ask

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officialflowergirl · 7 years

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[flower emojis]

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? jfc...smh....you tolerate so much from me....a True Friend 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? we/re cool 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? my gf wants to do molly w me! 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? neither is 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober i think?? 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? lmao.........................................i sure did 7. What does your last received text say? Hey ily. 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? ???? a medium number of times 9. Where was your last kiss at? idr tbh lmao...maybe my car 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? :( at her wedding last weekend 11. What do you drink in the morning? water 12. Where did you sleep last night? couch 13. Do you think relationships are hard? not rly 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? YES 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? not at all 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? sunny lmao 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? there’s No One 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? pajama shorts 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? hopefully a nice lil qpp thing 20. Does anyone like you? yes 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? [strained face emoji] 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? bi 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? me 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? i have 2 with plans for at least 5 more 25. In the past week have you cried? lmaooooooooooooooooooooo duh 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? ???? large and black 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? off, i sit in my towel until i become dry 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? no but someone had a dope varsity jacket i got to wear once 29. Do you think you’re old? yea :( 30. Do you like text messaging? yes! iMessage and fb chat muuuuuuuuch more 31. What type of day are you having? unproductive and miildly sad 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yeah!!! a little heart shaped stud [heart eyes] or a septum (gay) 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm!!!!!!!! 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? duh theres tons of ppl important to me 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? pals 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? this is a stupid question humans are complex and it’s insulting to suggest anyone (besides kyle) is a “simple person” 37. What song are you listening to? arby’s theme song, followed by believer (imagine dragons): commercials 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? usuallly 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? yea 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? im dumb 41. When did you last receive a text message? this morning before waking up :) 42. What is wrong with you right now? LIKE 90 THINGS 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? are demigirls female or nb moderately well 44. Does anyone disgust you? anita 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? no 46. Are you in a good mood right now? im not in a BAD mood 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? family 48. What color shirt are you wearing? black tank 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? probably 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? anita 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? no theyre incredible :///////////////// 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? not? rly?? 53. Do you like rain? hate it 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? pls drink unhealthy amounts of liquor w me 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? yes Every time 56. Do you like to cuddle? yes!!!!!!!!! 57. Are you shy? no 58. Do you get along with girls? mostly, esp if they identify as queer 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? nop 60. What do you carry with you at all times? matching friendship rings 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? yes but i would Die 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? [strained face emoji] 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? ive never been In A Relationship 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES I DIE 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? yeah ^^ 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? ummm 21, twenty-something, and thats all i remmeber 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? neither 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? [strained face emoji] 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i want to believe & the truth is out there, and lisa frank stickers inside :D 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? never rly listened to either 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? BLACKBERRY 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? with my sister before her wedding :C 73. Do you like diet soda? no 74. What color are the walls in your room? light blue!! 75. Are you 16 or older? no i’m 12 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? weirdly specific but no 77. Do you have a job? yea 78. What are your initials? DAP 79. Did you ever have braces? questions starting 2 get boring, and no 80. Are you from the south? i sure am, born & raised yee-haw 81. What does your last status on facebook say? talks about how cute i am 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? a small amount (to my first peck, first real kiss, and first makeout sesh) 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? dad dead 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? no but id look so cute in cheerleading 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? moana! 86. Do you smoke? no but i have like a 3 yr old eCig that tastes rly good i use super rarely lol 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? i love both 88. Is your phone touch screen? its 2017,,,yes 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? natch straight 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? no lmao 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? cant swim 92. Have you ever made out in a car? [eyes emoji] 93. …Had sex in a car? [eyes emoji but like 20 times] 94. Are you single or in a relationship? let me Live 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? moping 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? ??????? 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? front is bad, regular is good 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? yes :) but the benefits are romance lol 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? no but ive blacked out which is arguably worse 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? yes lmao 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? i took a plan b once just in case and i was fine 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: currently crazy kids 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? not rly 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Hell Yes

#long question thing #long post #personal #im so sorry y'all lmao

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midnightmacaroni · 7 years

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Well shit, okay anon, I found the post I think you're referring to, so without further ado, here are my answers... (Also super sorry for any spelling mistakes or unanswered questions, this literally took me like two hours to type up on my phone) 200: My crush’s name is: Gal Gadot tbqh ;) 199: I was born in: a hospital?? (September lol) 198: I am really: tired, currently 197: My cellphone company is: AT&T, formerly Verizon 196: My eye color is: blue 195: My shoe size is:men's 9 or 9.5. I just like the colors available in men's shoes better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  194: My ring size is: idk, actually. Planning a proposal?? 193: My height is: 5' 6"  192: I am allergic to: Most antibiotics! And bleu cheese. 191: My 1st car was: baby blue 2008 Toyota  190: My 1st job was: dishwasher at a diner. Still work there! 189: Last book you read: uhhhh....Energy Bus by Jon Gordon. Haven't finished it yet but so far it's pretty good. Other than that, been reading lots of fanfiction lol 188: My bed is: My Home, I love my bed 187: My pet: is my baby and a perfect boy (an orange cat named jack) 186: My best friend: not sure who this is sometimes, actually. I have a few great friends but Idk who I would call my best friend. I hope that doesn't stir any pots. 185: My favorite shampoo is: herbal essences 184: Xbox or ps3: uhhhhhhhh Xbox One 183: Piggy banks are: a waste of good ceramic, imo. Use a bank, earn interest! 182: In my pockets: typically: wallet, keys, phone, iPod. Cargo shorts, while not fashionable, are wonderfully functional. 181: On my calendar: TOO MANY THINGS 180: Marriage is: something I think I'd like but that's a long time from now.  179: Spongebob can: make a great Krabby Patty 178: My mom: was an amazing woman who I wish I could have gotten to know more as an adult, she passed away when I was 19. 177: The last three songs I bought were? Country Roads by John Denver, LA Devotee by P!ATD, and Nowhere by East of Eli 176: Last YouTube video watched: "super Mario 64- endless stairs" because I was feeling nostalgic 175: How many cousins do you have? Too many to count, honestly. My dads half of the family grows exponentially and I have cousins I've never even met. 174: Do you have any siblings? Yes, two younger brothers and a younger sister. 173: Are your parents divorced? They divorced when I was 4, in 1999. 172: Are you taller than your mom? I was, yes. I think I was taller than her when I was in 7th grade onward. 171: Do you play an instrument? Not really, I kinda dabble on the piano sometimes but I can't actually play anything besides Chopsticks. 170: What did you do yesterday? I spent the day swimming at a friend's house and then played beer pong with some other friends. [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: no. infatuation, maybe. You need to know a little more than what a person looks like to fall in love with them. 168: Luck: yes 167: Fate: hmmmmmmmm maybe 166: Yourself: most days, no. 165: Aliens: absofuckinglutely 164: Heaven: not in the Christian/Catholic sense... 163: Hell: no. 162: God: not in the Christian/Catholic sense. 161: Horoscopes: sometimes?  160: Soul mates: mmmmm I like the concept, but the execution is sloppy. 3/10 159: Ghosts: yes. I've had way too many paranormal things happen that can't possibly be coincidence. 158: Gay Marriage: uh why is this in the "believe in" category? This Just In: gays who get married are mythical creatures (Yeah, anybody should be able to marry whoever they love)  157: War: I don't think there's ever a good reason for war 156: Orbs: like, ghost orbs? Or...like... uh what?? 155: Magic: as a witch, yes, I believe in magic. [This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: why not both? But hugs are great for friends so I guess hugs. Kisses have to be at a certain standard, but hugs are always nice. 153: Drunk or High: never been high, so drunk I guess  152: Phone or Online: online ON my phone! (Is that what this is asking?)  151: Red heads or Black haired: uhhhh I don't really know any red heads so black haired I guess? 150: Blondes or Brunettes: another hard one, i don't really care what hair color you got tbh 149: Hot or cold: cold. You can always throw on another layer, but you can't always strip down to nakedness if you're too hot. 148: Summer or winter: winter. 147: Autumn or Spring: autumn. 146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate  145: Night or Day: night 144: Oranges or Apples: apples! I don't like the texture of oranges, or any citrus fruit, really. 143: Curly or Straight hair: Wavy? 142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's fries, burger king's burgers. 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate, all the way. 140: Mac or PC: macs are too confusing to me, so PC. 139: Flip flops or high heals: *heels, and definitely flip flops. I can't walk in heels to save my life. 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor.  137: Coke or Pepsi: I don't drink soda anymore, but at different points in my life I would have said coke, then Pepsi. I think if I did drink soda, I would be a Pepsi kid. 136: Hillary or Obama: when was this written, jfc lol (Obama forever, that family was the classiest and most well-educated to enter the White House and I miss them dearly.)  135: Burried or cremated: neither. 134: Singing or Dancing: singing, but only when I'm alone in the car or shower. 133: Coach or Chanel: I have no idea... 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who???? Seriously, who?? 131: Small town or Big city: moderately medium suburbs 👌🏼 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target! 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler annoys the shit out of me, so ben stiller. 128: Manicure or Pedicure: pedicure, I like when they fix up my toes and give me a foot rub. Hand massages are great but foot rubs are A+++ 127: East Coast or West Coast: since I live east coast and have seen most of the states on this side of the country, I'll have to go with east coast. Sorry Cali!! 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas, because then I can give my friends things too. 125: Chocolate or Flowers: uhhh chocolate. 124: Disney or Six Flags: never been to six flags!  123: Yankees or Red Sox: yanks all the way!!! [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: it's pointless and we sensationalize it way too much. It's not something glamorous, it is awful. 121: George Bush: he was a shit president and the fact that some people are treating him like a cute grandpa nowadays is really kinda sketch. 120: Gay Marriage: it should be legalized and celebrated everywhere. 119: The presidential election: electoral college is bullshit  118: Abortion: a woman should have access to safe, affordable healthcare, no matter what her choices are. I wish it didn't have to happen, but I fully support any women who make that choice. Their bodies! 117: MySpace: I like having my own space! (Jk, I never had a MySpace so I can't comment) 116: Reality TV: reality is not TV. It's mindless entertainment but other than that, has little value. 115: Parents: they do the best they can and do what they think is right. and sometimes they fuck up. It happens 114: Back stabbers: I don't like liars or people with malicious intent, but that's human nature sometimes so yanno (งツ)ว  113: Ebay: sketchy, but I know people who have gotten good deals so I guess it's cool 112: Facebook: Facebook is a good place to dump a lot of my photos to make more room on my phone 111: Work: I like to make money, and I have a good work ethic. I feel like sometimes people don't take their job seriously and don't perform to the best of their ability, which makes me upset. I think if you're working at a job, you should always do the best you can and be a good employee 110: My Neighbors: at home, my one neighbor is really awesome and the other just sucks 109: Gas Prices: normally, they're about $0.20 cheaper here at school but they've been on the rise so I'm a little miffed. 108: Designer Clothes: I think the prices are way too jacked up for some fabric that covers your body. You're paying for the brand name, and that's nuts. 107: College: it's a great time, but not for everybody 106: Sports: America cares more about sports than the planet we live on. I personally think that we shouldn't be paying basketball players thousands of dollars to shoot a ball in a hoop but hey that's America and capitalism for you. Doesn't make sense to me 105: My family: backwards and dysfunctional but there for me when I really need them. Family doesn't always have to be blood, either. 104: The future: frustrated about it because my goals are far away from me and I can't think much farther ahead than 3 months. [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: last night, alex and gabby  102: Last time you ate: twizzlers at about 7:00 pm? 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: uhhh idk? When I was home last, that was a while ago. 100: Cried in front of someone: I cant remember. 99: Went to a movie theater: a few weeks ago to see Wonder Woman 98: Took a vacation: last summer, when I went to Italy to meet Bruce Springsteen 97: Swam in a pool: yesterday! 96: Changed a diaper: uh approximately 8 years ago when my little siblings were babies haha 95: Got my nails done: no idea 94: Went to a wedding: my cousin Kim's wedding in 2013 93: Broke a bone: does fracturing count as a break? Because that was in like February/ March lol 92: Got a peircing: December 2014 91: Broke the law: how deep we talking here? Because I feel like there are a lot of minor laws we all break on a daily basis lol 90: Texted: 2 seconds ago to my friend Jenna [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: probably my friend Jordan, lately though it has been Alex and Gabby 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: The familiarity of everything that I grew up with 87: The last movie I saw: Wonder Woman,12/10 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: going home next week because I need a break from school and summer work 85: The thing im not looking forward to: taking my math final exam 84: People call me: ?? Dumb bitch, probably  83: The most difficult thing to do is: type all these answers out... No but really, forgiving yourself is hard 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: uhhhh 3 times 🙈 81: My zodiac sign is: Virgo  80: The first person i talked to today was: My buddy Guber 79: First time you had a crush: uhhh when I was like 9 and loved Lindsay Lohan. Had posters, autographed photos, magazines, everything of her lol 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: uhhh??? Idk man I hide things pretty well if I want to  77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: It happens a lot. Today, a few times? 76: Right now I am talking to: Gabby, Bri, Gina, Jenna, Elizabeth 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I am a grown up and I have no idea what I'm doing lol 74: I have/will get a job: I have been working as a resident assistant for the past two years and hopefully will be getting a job for the next year as a domino's pizza delivery driver 73: Tomorrow: I'm volunteering at a cat rescue and then doing math homework 72: Today: I went to Hershey park and had a bunch of fun! 71: Next Summer: who even knows lol 70: Next Weekend: I will be getting ready to go home for a week 69: I have these pets: 9 cats, 2 dogs and a Senegal parrot  68: The worst sound in the world: cardboard scraping on cardboard 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: no one person really makes me cry?? Idk...? 66: People that make you happy: Gabby, Alex, Gina, Bri, Michelle...hooo the list goes on and on.  65: Last time I cried: like ten mins ago lol 64: My friends are: great but sometimes I feel like they don't like me as much as I like them  63: My computer is: getting old  62: My School: is the best!!! 61: My Car: is my baby but she's getting a little beat up.  60: I lose all respect for people who: treat janitorial staff like garbage, don't tip their servers, voted for Drumph 59: The movie I cried at was: I cried a little bit during Wonder Woman 58: Your hair color is: naturally a dark blonde but currently brown. Need to re-dye it soon. 57: TV shows you watch: so many. Supergirl, Arrow, Flash, Orphan Black, Lost Girl, Orange is the New Black, TWD,...and more. 56: Favorite web site: probably Tumblr tbh lol  55: Your dream vacation: I would just really love to see Australia, London, Ireland, and eventually all 50 US states 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I had mono and it felt like there were knives in the back my throat 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium-rare. I'm at a fancy place, rare. 52: My room is: tidy, but also cozy. 51: My favorite celebrity is: Cher 50: Where would you like to be: right where I am, which is in bed 49: Do you want children: nope nope I'll babysit but I don't want any junior me's running around  48: Ever been in love: yes, a few times. 47: Who’s your best friend: this is a repeat question and I don't know how to answer it 46: More guy friends or girl friends: more girl friends.  45: One thing that makes you feel great is: getting complemented, even if I don't to leave them half the time 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my mom. I need advice and it would be great to see her again.  43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I don't even have a five minute plan, who do you think I am?? 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: one time I did, but idk where that list is. 41: Have you pre-named your children: no, don't want any. 40: Last person I got mad at: uhhh I don't know? I was annoyed with some friends the other night but not mad. 39: I would like to move to: Canada, Toronto specifically. 38: I wish I was a professional: parkour artist (Idk what else you'd call a parkour person) [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: take five 36: Vehicle: ?? I don't know, I drove a 2014 chevy impala once and that was really cool so that, I guess? 35: President: Obama, 100% 34: State visited: Idk!!! I liked Cali a lot, but it's hard for me to judge because I wasn't really allowed to go do my own thing and explore soooo idk 33: Cellphone provider: Verizon 32: Athlete: idk any athletes to be able to answer this one 31: Actor: Stephen Amell, Robert DeNiro, Jim Carey  30: Actress: Meryl Streep, Calista Flockhart, Tatiana Maskany 29: Singer: Cher, Prince, Beyoncé...many more 28: Band: Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band, U2, P!ATD, a lot more. 27: Clothing store: Old Navy 26: Grocery store: Wegmans 25: TV show: Any super hero show, I don't know... 24: Movie: Princess Bride, Homeward Bound, Wonder Woman, Scary Movie 3, The Heat 23: Website: tumblr lol 22: Animal: cats!!! I love all animals tho so hot that down 21: Theme park: universal studios in Florida 20: Holiday: Halloween 🎃 19: Sport to watch: women's soccer, or baseball 18: Sport to play: soccer  17: Magazine: I don't really read magazines 16: Book: Nancy drew books were rad. I haven't read an actual book in a long time, so I don't really know if I have a favorite 15: Day of the week: Thursday 14: Beach: Amalfi Coast, Italy. Or Bermuda. 13: Concert attended: Bruce Springsteen, 2016, the River tour. 12: Thing to cook: Italian food. But I like cooking anything really  11: Food: chicken is always a good time 10: Restaurant: I dunno I like lot of places  9: Radio station: 104.5, 98.5, 92.1... a few more  8: Yankee candle scent: Cranberry woods. (Is that a yankee candle smell?? Could be some other rand tbh idk) 7: Perfume: uhh anything from bath and body works is nice. I personally wear Acqua Di Gio by Armani pretty often. 6: Flower: daffodils 5: Color: blue 4: Talk show host: Ellen DeGeneres, Jimmy Fallon 3: Comedian: John Mulaney is pretty funny. Also Bo Burnham. 2: Dog breed: Golden Retrievers. 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Truthfully, yes. 100% Seriously? Not all of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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cephii · 7 years

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1-200 let's go babe ;>

200: My crush’s name is: Jayjay the jet plane199: I was born in: 2003198: I am really: Hungry :^[197: My cellphone company is: T-mobile196: My eye color is: Blue?? Grey?? Something in between that. My eyes have yellow in them too, it’s weird 195: My shoe size is: either a 7 or 8?? I forgot194: My ring size is: I actually have no idea uH193: My height is: either 5′4 or 5′5192: I am allergic to: Certain food preservatives, something they put in sunscreen idk :^[191: My 1st car was: Lightning McQueen 190: My 1st job was: Being born189: Last book you read: The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde188: My bed is: Soft, occupied by me atm, queen sized 187: My pet: Don’t got one186: My best friend: tARA185: My favorite shampoo is: Idk, oof 184: Xbox or ps3: Don’t rly use either 183: Piggy banks are: Gay, kinda cute honestly 182: In my pockets: I’m not wearing pants right now181: On my calendar: I don’t use calenders 180: Marriage is: Amazing for people who actually care about each other! But not just to get married, divorce is NOT fun. 179: Spongebob can: control gravity 178: My mom: is a huge role model to me! (She might be very homophobic oof, but she’s great! When she first came to the US, she had to learn an entire new language, make enough money to feed 2 starving kids, and pay for my dad’s funeral, but 13 years later she is very very successful in a career she loves 177: The last three songs I bought were? Isle unto thyself (Joe Hawley) The Greatest Show Unearthed (Creature Feature) Hidden in the Sand (Tally Hall)176: Last YouTube video watched: Val Val Val175: How many cousins do you have? 5174: Do you have any siblings? Yes! Two of them. An 18 year old sister, and a 7 year old brother173: Are your parents divorced? nope :^0172: Are you taller than your mom? yES I AM 171: Do you play an instrument? I play the ukulele 170: What did you do yesterday? sCHOOL DANCE AND HAD MY FRIENDS SLEEP AT MY HOUSE OOF [ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: No 168: Luck: No167: Fate: No166: Yourself: Sometimes165: Aliens: Yes164: Heaven: No163: Hell: To an extent 162: God: Nah man 161: Horoscopes: No160: Soul mates: In a way159: Ghosts: Yes158: Gay Marriage: YES 157: War: No156: Orbs: Nah155: Magic: Certain forms of it, yeah. [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE 153: Drunk or High: Neither, both are damaging 152: Phone or Online: Online151: Red heads or Black haired: Red hair150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: Cold148: Summer or winter: Winter147: Autumn or Spring: Spring 146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla 145: Night or Day: Night 144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: I really love both142: McDonalds or Burger King: I don’t really like fast food but if I had to eat it then yeAH BURGER KING 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk chocolate 140: Mac or PC: Mac 139: Flip flops or high heals: Heels are prettier, but flip flops are wAY more comfortable 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Ugly and rich, oof137: Coke or Pepsi: I can’t drink soda136: Hillary or Obama: Obama135: Burried or cremated: Buried (as loNG AS I GET TO DECOMPOSE)134: Singing or Dancing: Singing133: Coach or Chanel: Coach132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: i cANT CHOOSE 131: Small town or Big city: Big city 130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Why the fuck would I answer this128: Manicure or Pedicure: Neither 127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: My birthdaY 125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers 124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: y A N K E E S [ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: War is just extremely stupid?? Pointless?? All of the above?? There is no need to kill people because you have problems. Why can’t we just play chess or something? To win that, you must be very skilled and knowledgeable. Instead of the bloodthirsty leading us, the chess players should ;^0. Think about it! War is a primal instinct. We, as humans, like to distance ourselves from past methods. Instead of advancing something we’ve done for centuries, why don’t we just reinvent it entirely? War really is one of my biggest and most sincere fears, neither sides are just when they want to kill people with beautiful lives just to solve some problem that is solvable with a simple debate. 121: George Bush: Don’t know very much120: Gay Marriage: Very very important! There is no need to even debate when gay couples are statistically less likely to divorce. 119: The presidential election: Eugh118: Abortion: It’s up to the mother. I personally prefer giving the baby away for adoption, but I wouldn’t shame somebody for going through with it117: MySpace: Never used it116: Reality TV: Kinda stupid, makes me really uncomfortable honestly 115: Parents: Mixed opinions??114: Back stabbers: I deal with too many too often 113: Ebay: Can be pretty useful I guess112: Facebook: Don’t use it, but it’s alright I guess111: Work: Very important! 110: My Neighbors: My neighbors both have VERY cute dogs. One of them has a huge golden retriever, hes super sweet. The other has 2 German shepherds, super pretty dogs auGH 109: Gas Prices: Honestly just use electric cars, fuel is running out108: Designer Clothes: Some are nice. Some are stupid and really overpriced. 107: College: Go if you want to, it’s useful! But kinda really expensive 106: Sports: I like some of them!105: My family: Love one half, despise the other104: The future: Don’t make me think about it[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: 12:00-ish when my friend left today102: Last time you ate: 10 hours ago??101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: I don’t remember 100: Cried in front of someone: 3 days ago 99: Went to a movie theater:2 years ago-ish98: Took a vacation: 7 months ago97: Swam in a pool: a week ago:^]]96: Changed a diaper: Never have 95: Got my nails done: Never have 94: Went to a wedding: 8 years ago93: Broke a bone: Never have92: Got a peircing: 9 years ago (but that was against my will eeP)91: Broke the law: I basically am in some way, always. It might be a dumb law, but I never know for sure90: Texted: I am right now [ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: Vini 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My blankets87: The last movie I saw: La la land86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: The last day of school!85: The thing im not looking forward to: First day of summer84: People call me: Clyde, Milo, Meelo, Gay83: The most difficult thing to do is: Not take things personally 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Never ever 81: My zodiac sign is: Cancer80: The first person i talked to today was: Vini 79: First time you had a crush: When I was 478: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Vini, Eugene, and Melody77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Idk76: Right now I am talking to: jasmine and vini75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Idk, really. But I wanna be an astronomer!74: I have/will get a job: Idk, my parents won’t let me73: Tomorrow: comes today 72: Today: Is a sunday! Time to go to the store today 71: Next Summer: Is another summer70: Next Weekend: Idek oof 69: I have these pets: NONE OF THE PETS AHAHA68: The worst sound in the world: Someone I care about crying67: The person that makes me cry the most is: some ‘friends’ (In a bad way) Eugene (in the best way possible)66: People that make you happy: My (actual and not fake) friends! At least the ones who care to talk to me regularly 65: Last time I cried: like 30 minutes ago

64: My friends are: gay and half of them are fake as fuck

63: My computer is: Pretty okay! Might not be the best, but she gets the job done62: My School: I’m terrified of any school, it’s a terrible experience. I’m just glad I have people to talk to that get my mind off of things I hate about the place! (Minus the times they start joking about the subject and it upsets me :’^[)61: My Car: I don’t own one personally 60: I lose all respect for people who: make children cry59: The movie I cried at was: I cry at most movies jfc 58: Your hair color is: dirty blonde! It looks red in some types of light tho57: TV shows you watch: Right now? I’m really just watching Huner x Hunter and Rick and Morty. Not keeping up with much else 56: Favorite web site: niceonedad.com55: Your dream vacation: Death valley! Primarily to see the stars 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Cutting my arm open with a knife 53: How do you like your steak cooked: Well done52: My room is: Kinda clean51: My favorite celebrity is: Neil Patrick Harris 50: Where would you like to be: In sleepy land 49: Do you want children: No48: Ever been in love: Yes 47: Who’s your best friend: TaRA46: More guy friends or girl friends: I kinda have the same ammount of both45: One thing that makes you feel great is: When people say they love me44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Eugene43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: I don’t like the thought of death at all, so a list wouldn’t help me41: Have you pre-named your children: No 40: Last person I got mad at: My dad39: I would like to move to: Poland38: I wish I was a professional: faggot[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: Krówki36: Vehicle: I like planes 35: President: Idk oopsies 34: State visited: Pennsylvania 33: Cellphone provider: Idk 32: Athlete: Idk ooF 31: Actor: Neil Patrick Harris 30: Actress: CANT DECIDE AUGHH 29: Singer: Joe Hawley 28: Band: Tally Hall 27: Clothing store: H&M26: Grocery store: I don’t care as long as you have strawberry milk25: TV show: Honestly the Octonauts 24: Movie: La La Land 23: Website: niceonedad.com22: Animal: GOAT 21: Theme park: Disney20: Holiday: Halloween 19: Sport to watch: baseball18: Sport to play: Badminton 17: Magazine: I don’t read them16: Book: Pride and Prejudice 15: Day of the week: Thursday 14: Beach: Idk :’^[13: Concert attended: I don’t go to concerts 12: Thing to cook: I like baking muffins 11: Food: S T R A W B E R R I E S 10: Restaurant: Idk, aughhHh9: Radio station: I don’t listen to the radio very much 8: Yankee candle scent: I can’t smell candles 7: Perfume: angel by thierry mugler6: Flower: Roses 5: Color: Pink4: Talk show host: Idk oof 3: Comedian: Drew Lynch 2: Dog breed: Chusky 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Indeed I did, my good friend

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i listened to the 100 most popular songs from 2016 today

100) "Perfect," One Direction

I am glad that this list started with a lovely cover of Tay Tay's "Style." I was worried none of these songs would actually be good! Like, this cover isn't anywhere near as good as the Postmodern Jukebox version, but they handled it capably, and it's hard to go wrong with this song. These five nice boys picked a very good song to yap!

99) "See You Again," by Wiz Khalifa ft/Charlie Puth

I honestly can't believe that Fast and Furious is the most reliable institution in America. Think about everything in this country that has failed or is failing us. Think of what is happening in this country, and then think of the few things that are happening which are good. It's Fast and Furious and the DVSBlast Twitter account. Those are the only two things we can trust right now.

98) "Timmy Turner," by Desiigner

So I’m not sure why this song brings up The Fairly Odd Parents, but this is a nightmare to listen to and think about, and I wanna talk some Cosmo. I believe, with my heart and my soul, Cosmo belongs in the Dumb TV Character Pantheon. This feeling exists within me because I will always remember this exchange from one of the movies, after Cosmo is separated from Wanda: Cosmo: I can't date again! I'm terrible at small talk! Ask me about the weather! Timmy: Um, how's the weather? Cosmo: JEFF! Cosmo is such a good character. I am glad for this excuse to talk Cosmo.

97) "Wicked," by Future

So is there a difference between Metro Boomin not trusting you and Metro Boomin being [indifferent to/unaware of] the fact of my existence? I don't think I should be shot simply because Metro Boomin has never met me and thus would have no reason to trust me. I suppose that wouldn't be a good intro to the track. "If Metro Boomin doesn't care to know who you are, you will be permitted to continue living outside his (admittedly limited) purview."

96) "Humble and Kind," by Tim McGraw

Let's take a second to appreciate the irony of the demographic which made this the 96th-most-popular song in America in 2016 is also the exact same demographic which voted for Trump. "Bitterness keeps you from flying/Always stay humble and kind." HEY GUESS WHAT LORI MCKENNA, BITTERNESS DON'T KEEP YOU FROM SHIT. YOU AND TIM DID NOTHING.

95) "Adventure of a Lifetime," by Coldplay

Oh come on why is this like this is no why

94) "Starving," by Hailee Steinfeld and Grey ft./Zedd

Every song Hailee Steinfeld has made would have been a better closing moment for Pitch Perfect 2 than "Flashlight." Again: imagine all the Bellas past and present on stage singing "I didn't know that I was starving 'til I tasted you." And what did Pitch Perfect 2 try to do? It tried to make Jessie J happen, the least noble pursuit possible short of trying to make Robbie Williams happen. They also made Pentatonix Canadian? We don't talk enough about how Pentatonix was randomly Canadian in Pitch Perfect 2. We don't talk enough about how there are two full movies about a capella music and Pentatonix had a total of three seconds of silent screen time.

93) "All in My Head (Flex)," by Fifth Harmony ft./Fetty Wap

Trap Rappers Doing Feature Verses in Pop Songs is already my favorite thing. Like when Kendrick appears in a Maroon 5 song, it's weird because Kendrick made To Pimp a Butterfly, but you can see how Kendrick can fit himself into a pop song, traditional rap serving at its core as a second percussion track. Fetty Wap is on a different plane of existence.

92) "Really Really," by Kevin Gates

I listened to Islah because it showed up on some list somewhere and I remember listening to this song but don't remember anything about it. It took me a few minutes to remember this was a separate entity from Danny Brown's "Really Doe." So I guess I don't mind this, which is enough for this to take provisional second place.

91) "Cut It," by O.T. Genasis ft./Young Dolph

As much money I would have put against the "In Love with the Coco" guy ever having another hit, I would have put even more money against me enjoying it as much as I enjoyed this song. I'm not gonna tell my grandkids about this song or like listen to it again, but it gave me three and a half minutes I mostly enjoyed.

90) "No Limit," by Usher ft./Young Thug

Usher is basically a dorky dad at this point in his career. You kinda knew he was spiraling into the dorky dad phase of his career when he started on The Voice, and his dorky dad status was cemented when he did an American Ninja Warrior course on Ellen (ANW being a healthy conduit for midlife crises), but he does a song with Young Thug, and it is clear that, okay, maybe the man who made "Yeah!" no longer 100% understands what's going on in this crazy world, but he's down to show us he can still party like he used to. Look at him dance! Betcha didn't think your math teacher could move like THAT, huh! Has anyone seen Thugger? Thugger? Thugger, where a -- oh, the -- Young Thug, what are you doing. No, Young Thug, come on. OK. I think we're all funned out. Get in the car. No dessert for you tonight, mister.

89) "Back to Sleep," by Chris Brown

In the interest of perpetuating the notions that protests are effective and that wrongdoers will be punished, I will be continuing my ban on willingly listening to Chris Brown. I'm still listening to "Waves," tho, but I also didn't exactly acquire that album, so I don't feel like I'm breaking rank with that. I understand I listened to a Kevin Gates album, and I will offer a defense of that action just as soon a -- /dashes away/

88) "Watch Me," by Silento

I really wish Billboard would make a rule prohibiting songs from appearing on year-end lists two years in a row. Like, OK, people were listening to this song in 2016, that's OK, but it was released in March 2015! This cannot be one of 2016's 100-most-iconic songs when it was a Song of the Summer contender in 2015!

87) "All the Way Up," by Fat Joe, Remy Ma, and Jay-Z ft./French Montana and Infared

this beat, though. I'd really like to know if that's synth or a real brass, because I can't find any liner notes for this track, and I can't get over the idea of someone picking up saxophone in fifth grade when they needed to start doing extracurricular activities, realizing they loved playing music, working their ass off to become a highly proficient saxophone player, getting to the level where they have turned the saxophone into their career, getting the call to come to the studio to lay down a track with Fat Joe, and then just playing two measures and it's the most popular thing they ever did.

86) "I Know What You Did Last Summer," by Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello

The girl kinda sounds like Meatwad and the dude kinda sounds like Master Shake. There's a good song somewhere in here but jfc these muppet voices.

85) "Lean On," by Major Lazer & DJ Snake ft./MO

KEEP IT IN 2015. I AM NOT A CRACKPOT.

84) "Hide Away," by Daya

There was a time in my life where I could listen to a song like this and it would be appropriate, and that time was precisely 13 years ago. I think I have to knock on all my neighbor's doors and let them know that I am a 27-year-old who listened to "Hide Away."

83) "When We Were Young," by Adele

So okay I didn't realize I had listened to some dude do this as his The Voice blind audition, and I didn't even look up what this song was because I was ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CERTAIN the dude was singing a Billy Joel song, and now that I know that I heard a cover of an Adele song and thought with absolute certainty that it was a Billy Joel song, I sort of understand why every Adele song leaves me cold.

82) "Pop Style," by Drake ft./The Throne

You know how sometimes, you'll watch some god-awful Dreamworks animated feature that thinks pop culture references count as jokes, and then you get to the end and it gives six different people a "written by" credit? This is why, when I hear a line like "Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum," I believe even harder that Drake has a ghostwriter. That line is the sort of painful stupid that only exists when a corporate committee tries to make a joke. Drake is basically if the social media presence of the restaurant Denny's learned how to rap.

81) "On My Mind," by Ellie Goulding

20 deep and we finally found a song I can fully endorse.

80) "Middle," by DJ Snake ft./Bipolar Sunshine

/adjusts glasses /clears throat um maybe turn down for this /bows

79) "Wildest Dreams," by Tay Tay

Man this is 2014 so EXTRA fuck this, but I'd like to say, before we move on from Tay Tay: I think we all know Tay Tay had a rough 2016, or at least as rough a 2016 as anyone could have had while still ending the year being worth tens of millions of dollars. Whenever she releases her follow-up to 1989, it will be overambitious, it will flop, it will be derided, and only overthinking morons like me will stay with it long enough to find its tiny triumphs. But the thing about Tay Tay is, she 100% doesn't need to be a pop star. The second the pop world is done with her, she's going to go back to Nashville, and those hicks will welcome her back with the openest arms imaginable. Her country comeback is already my favorite album of 2019.

78) "Sit Still, Look Pretty," by Daya

BOY AM I EVER NOT THE TARGET DEMO FOR DAYA. THIS FRESH TEEN HAS CORNROWS AND I AM NOT MEANT TO BE AUDIENCE TO HER BRAND OF GIRL POWER.

77) "Side to Side," by Ariana Grande ft./Nicki Minaj

This song gets a lot of goodwill for being the follow-up for the important Ari/Nicki masterwork "Get on Your Knees," and though this is a far inferior work, it does not squander the goodwill built at all.

76) "Lost Boy," by Ruth B

This is easily the second-best sad song with a Peter Pan theme I heard in 2016. Shout-out to Kelsea Ballerini.

75) "Antidote," Travis Scott

One of the things I will miss most about Twitter is the adventures of @dances and Leany, his Travis Scott ad-lib parrot.

74) "Say It," by Tory Lanez

The intro to this music video has two female characters with lines of dialogue, and I don't think I've ever seen a hip-hop music video come closer to passing the Bechdel Test. Anyway this song is nice! It's a lot like that other song I said I enjoyed but wouldn't remember, in that I enjoy it but probably won't remember it by the time I get to the next nice song.

73) "Hymn for the Weekend," by Coldplay

I didn't want to listen to this song, but I told myself I had to for the sake of completionism, and I just, I have so little life's time, and I spent four minutes with a song that I know is bad, that you know is bad, simply to report back to you that this song is, in fact, bad. I don't even have a joke. It's a Coldplay song. What could I possibly have to gain from listening to a Coldplay song in 2017.

72) "Can't Feel My Face," by The Weeknd

I took this excuse to listen to this song again, even if it should stay in 2015, and I learned that they're still making Grammy nominee compilation albums. I still remember, there was one year my mom bought one of those Grammy compilation albums, and I was looking at the track listings, and somehow Bowling for Soup was on it? And I think about Bowling for Soup's Grammy-nominated hit "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" a lot, because it's a potentially problematic song. Like, when you listen to it, it sounds okay enough, it's just a young man recognizing that he's out of his depth with a young woman, recognizing his own flaws and trying to keep up. But then you remember what Bowling for Soup looked like? And the tone of the song is called into question. How can we be sure this song isn't about a young man bleating about how the young woman isn't working hard enough to appreciate him? If you could completely divorce art from artist, "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" would be an undeniable jam, but we cannot, we have to consider that Bowling for Soup left the house every single day thinking looking the way they did was acceptable, and we must consider the persepective from which they saw the song.

71) "Sorry," by Beyonce

One of the funniest things about Serena Williams' extended run of dominance at the top of the WTA is her "rivalry" with Maria Sharapova, because you know Serena is EXTREMELY AWARE that Maria Sharapova makes more from endorsements than she does, and Serena has made it her #1 mission in her tennis career to destroy Maria Sharapova’s credibility every time they meet on a tennis court. I don't think I ever saw Serena Williams play a better tennis match than the final at the 2012 Olympics, like I have no idea how Sharapova didn’t just retire after that match. One of my favorite stats is that Serena Williams lost more matches to Alize Cornet in 2014 than she has to Maria Sharapova in over a decade of head-to-heads. I don't have a comment about "Sorry," y'all know I love this song, I just want to point out the work Beyonce has been doing in getting America to appreciate Serena Williams, and to speculate on who the Maria Sharapova of the extended Beyonce universe is. It's not Tay Tay, Tay Tay is the Angelique Kerber of the EBU (one good year while Beyonce took a few plays off), but who's Beyonce's Sharapova? Katy Perry? They've never been in direct competition, but that might be it.

70) "Luv," by Tory Lanez

This was less nice than his other song.

69) "Down in the DM," by Yo Gotti ft./Nicki Minaj

When asked to summarize 2016 for future generations, I will play them this novelty trap single about sending nudes on Twitter. And then also apologize for the whole Trump thing. I miss snow, too. But "Snapchat me that pussy," tho.

68) "Sucker for Pain," by Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons, w/Logic & Ty Dolla $ign ft./X Ambassadors

That this song is actually coherent is a minor miracle. Honestly, I think you could stack three or four more featued artists on top of this before it really became messy. Also shout out to how apparently the lead singer for Imagine Dragons and the singer for X Ambassadors both have shaved heads and beards. This song didn't do enough to convince me those are two different bands.

67) "Unsteady," by X Ambassadors

My favorite thing in the world for years has been my Imagine Dragons cover band, Imagine Imagine Dragons. No one I have ever told that joke to has thought it was funny, but I only need one laugh.

66) "Close," by Nick Jonas ft./Tove Lo

I AM NOT A CRACKPOT: music videos with stuntwork in them should give the stuntpeople a shout-out in the credits. Stuntpeople should get more respect than they do. Like, the fact there's not even an Oscar for stuntpeople when every single movie is comic book nonsense is a travesty. Anyway this is an okay enough song about hot people who want to make out with each other.

65) "White Iverson," by Post Malone

To everything, no. How dare you.

64) "Die a Happy Man," by Thomas Rhett

I take issue with this guy singing the line "Between the bottle of wine and the look in your eyes and the Marvin Gaye." This dude has probably only listened to one Marvin Gaye song in his life, or at least he thinks he does, because this dude 100% thinks Marvin Gaye sang "Let's Stay Together." This is a song about a man who thinks a girl is hot and wants to have sex with her. Like, that's it. This isn't a love song. This dude is just extremely horny and made a slow jam about it.

63) "Ex's and Oh's," by Elle King

Please, my friends. I know losing this song will be difficult, but join me in pretending we do not walk the same earth as Rob Schneider. We have seen what distorting one's own reality has done for the other team. We will be happier in the shared experience we create for ourselves.

62) "Me Too," by Meghan Trainor

As long as this is what you wanted. As long as you can live knowing you have the power to choose how you live. It didn't have to be like this. But if this is the way you wanted it, then I accept that you have made a decision, and I wish you the best.

61) "In the Night," by The Weeknd

It's kind of amazing that The Weeknd released an album called Kissland and somehow recovered to become a legit star.

60) "Never Be Like You," by Flume ft./Kai

So before, my relationship with the music of Flume was, occasionally, some girl would appear in my "Who to Follow" section on Twitter with a cute avi and the display name "I'm Flume's bitch," and she was recommended because she followed people I knew IRL, and I said, "Hey, I'm like two degrees away from whoever that is." And now that I've bothered to listen to a Flume song, I now understand me and the girl from the Twitter recommendations box never could have been. :/

59) "For Free," by DJ Khaled ft./Drake

I downloaded the Snapchat app, but the first time I used Snapchat, it pointed my camera at me, and I knew immediately this was not an app I was going to use for long. And then I tried to figure out how to use it, and I realized that, by the time I figured out how Snapchat worked, DJ Khaled's Snapchat would have grown stale, so I deleted the app. Anyway here’s Drake, bleating as he ever has.

58) "Starboy," by The Weekend ft./Daft Punk

i mean this is just a fuckin' good song. i'm honestly sorta stunned it's in the middle of this list. i thought it was much bigger. these aren't substantive critical thoughts, but nothing else i've written is, so hey let's keep the party goin'.

57) "2 Phones," by Kevin Gates

This is probably the #1 songs in terms of hooks I have muttered to myself while switching my earbuds from my iPod to my phone after work because I work in a basement with no reception and also live in the year 2004 and need my phone and my music storage device to be two separate entities.

56) "Hands to Myself," by Selena Gomez

On the Wikipedia entry for this song, the "Composition and lyrical interpretation" section is four paragraphs long. This is a song in which a young woman whispers about how nice it is to have sex. The "composition and lyrical interpretation" section describes the song as "a come-hither about finding love through good and bad situations." Come-hither is not a noun. Remember earlier, when I lamented that I couldn't find out who did the instrumentation on "All the Way Up?" This information is available for "Hands to Myself," which is still, if you have forgotten, a young woman whispering about how nice it is to have sex. The song is in the key of E-flat major, yes hahaha major key that's right very good, and the tempo is 111 BPM. You ever just think about how much information is on the Internet, how much of that information is necessary, and how much information we decide to take in anyway?

55) "Oui," by Jeremih

I wasn't focusing on this song because I tried to copy and paste the flat symbol into the WordPad document in which I drafted this but it kept fucking up the formatting, which is an insane thing to think about given that I have to reformat this once I paste the words into tumblr, but I assume I didn't actually need to hear it beyond the immediate need of listening to some tunes for this piece.

54) "679," by Fetty Wap

The great and terrible thing about the absence of Punk Goes Pop compilations is that I think "Trap Queen" would have been an excellent pop/punk cover, but they would've given it to one of the screamo/hardcore bands. I'm still holding out hope for that Punk Goes Broadway comp, tho. Maybe if I write enough letters to State Champs, I can get them to cover "I'm Alive?"

53) "Exchange," by Bryson Tiller

"Next time around, fuck, I want it to be different." I respect this song for using fuck as a resigned interjection mid-song. As someone who describes his general aesthetic as "fuck, dude," I think it's a cool move.

52) "Gold," by Kiiara

Yo I dig this! I like how I could listen to this chorus for a million years and never be able to understand what she's singing. "Gold" by Kiiara! What's in there? I love it!

51) "Into You," by Ariana Grande

sometimes i think about "the way," and like i get why ariana grande is doin' what she's doin' now and i respect her and think she produces jams? but man, there were so many other directions she could have taken her career.

50) "We Don't Talk Anymore," by Charlie Puth ft./Selena Gomez

Two duets on this list so far, and they're both not great, but let's ask a question: what is the best pop/punk duet ever? Your contenders are: 1) "Vicious Love," New Found Glory with Hayley Williams 2) There is no two. I care deeply about pop/punk and find the fact there's only one pop/punk duet of note shameful. Do better. Thank you for allowing me this soapbox.

49) "H.O.L.Y.," by Florida Georgia Line

So we've had two bro country tracks on the list, and I have to think this is the last, and this is a really interesting echo. Chris Stapleton, a really unique artist who dropped a dope traditional-country album called Traveller in 2015, won that year's CMA for Album of the Year, which sent a signal to the world of country music: MORE LIKE THIS, YA YUTZES. So all of a sudden, you have the bro country asshats dropping nonsense like this to prove they're "real" artists, that they're about more than having a good time and oglin' babes, they could be Serious Artists. Except their definition of Serious Artistry is just Make A Ballad, forgetting that Chris Stapleton's "Parachute" is a wrecking ball of a song which still goes hard enough to anchor a truck commercial. (It is an important moment in a white trash boy's life, the first time he recognizes the country song in the truck commercial.) But country consumers aren't discerning, and they are happy to have just the slightest hint of emotional acknowledgement (not depth or complexity, just acknowledgement that, yes, emotions can exist, and are often even felt!), especially when paired with religious overtones. The two longest passages in this piece of shit so far have been me complaining about bro country, and I don't even care, bro country still needs to be stopped.

48) "Don't Mind," by Kent Jones

wow okay, that's a candid camera reference in 2016, i expected this song to be bad for a lot of reasons, but i didn't expect one of those reasons to be dated cultural references. y'all didn't you hear the song about using twitter to fuck? you can't honestly be on your candid camera game.

47) "Let Me Love You," by DJ Snake ft./Justin Bieber

I enjoyed that! Good job, everyone! Y'all crafted a nice 210 seconds, and I think this is the most accurately-placed song on the list! This was definitely the 47th-best pop song of the year.

46) "Never Forget You," by Zara Larsson, MNEK

So like the deeper I get into this list, the more I appreciate the seven minutes I spent with Daya, because OK that's clearly not for me? But at least her songs had a character which I could define as Not For Me. What is this. What am I supposed to be doing with this.

45) "No," by Meghan Trainor

dude same

44) "Let It Go," by James Bay

It took me a little bit to realize James Bay was a separate entity from James Blake, who himself is a separate entity from the tennis player. Basically I briefly thought I was gonna get a jam from the former ATP world #4. I didn't. I also briefly thought this might have been a cover of the Passenger song, though, so that's a plus.

43) "One Call Away," by Charlie Puth

About 15 years ago, Chingy made headlines when the video for his song "One Call Away" featured a performance from Keisha Knight-Pulliam, then and still best known as Rudy from The Cosby Show. The Wikipedia page for Chingy states that he has joined a group called the Black Hebrew Israelites, which is for African-Americans who believe they are descended from the ancient Israelites, which, as far as wackadoo religious beliefs go, is far from the most outlandish thing I've ever heard; the Bible never said that, when God parted the Red Sea, he did so in a straight line. It coulda been a curve. We weren't there. We don't know. The point is, Chingy's "One Call Away" is still the song I will most associate with this title, despite Charlie Puth's best... efforts? It’s hard to tell.

42) "Like I'm Gonna Lose You," by Meghan Trainor & John Legend

goddamnit, guys

41) "Controlla," by Drake

I always forget that Drake is just okay at singing, too. Not a lot of dudes can be just ok at rapping and just ok at singing. He's a rare talent.

40) "Same Old Love," by Selena Gomez

Like, this. This is why I appreciate Daya. Daya wasn't this.

39) "Here," by Alessia Cara

But Daya wasn't this, either. Remember this song? This was a great time! A 2015 track if ever there was, but hey, nice to be reminded this song exists!

38) "i hate u, i love u" by Gnash ft./Olivia O'Brien

god this is ponderous. take yourself less seriously, man. "wedding bells were alarms." what is wrong with you. you're a pop musician. listen to Bright Light Bright Light or Fleur East for fuck's sake, get over yourself.

37) "Jumpman," by Drake and Future

I could try to make a joke about how the song Jumpman had its name changed to Mario when it was released somewhere else, but man, that sounds hard. Please just acknowledge that I have demonstrated awareness that the video game character Mario was originally called Jumpman. Please appreciate my knowledge of pop culture fun facts.

36) "Dangerous Woman," by Ariana Grande

I guess the thing is, Ari can release songs like this all she wants, but that won't change the fact that the rumor she has someone who carries her around like a baby everywhere she goes is the most believable rumor in entertainment. Like, everything about that makes sense. It's perfect, and I'm never going to stop believing it, no matter how much leather she wears.

35) "Don't," by Bryson Tiller

OK I officially really dig this dude after he just said the word "skurt" instead of doing the high-pitched trilled-r version of the word. Like, he just said the word "skurt," probably because he can't trill his rs. I love that. This dude's cool in my book.

34) "Broccoli," by Big Baby D.R.A.M. ft./Lil Yachty

i will never know the feeling of stumbling into a time machine and suddenly finding myself 1000 years in the future, the feeling of walking into a world and realizing it has advanced far beyond my comprehension. i can only listen to this song.

33) "Just Like Fire," by P!nk

I looked at the list of #1 country singles to see how many women had scored #1 hits on the country charts. It was three, which was about what I was expecting, but one of them was Pink, who did a duet with Kenny Chesney, and it's just, I accept mortality? But that doesn't mean I have to like it. At least Pink is still dependable. This is minor Pink, but I'd hear the worst Pink song ("Get the Party Started") a million times before I heard "i hate u, i love u" ever again.

32) "The Hills," by The Weeknd

one year, one list

31) "What Do You Mean?" by Justin Bieber

ONE YEAR, ONE LIST

30) "Low Life," by Future ft./The Weeknd

Man, when you put yourself in a situation where you have to listen to a shitton of The Weeknd songs in a short span of time, you appreciate just how good he really is.

29) "Too Good," by Drake ft./Rihanna

So I accidentally clicked on a video of two white teens singing this song instead of the original version? But like I've always said Drake's music is best when interpreted by white teens (see: the late Christina Grimmie singing "Hold On, We're Going Home"), so I'm not gonna say this was a mistake. Oh wait this is a trap cover. Okay. I was not expecting that. Well.

28) "Treat You Better," by Shawn Mendes

So okay I kinda only said this child sounded like Master Shake because the girl in the other song sounded enough like Meatwad that I was willing to say he sounded like Master Shake for the sake of the joke? But see, when I listened to this song, even though this guy didn't sound like Master Shake again, I still heard Master Shake. Create your own reality. Alternate facts. Personal bubbles. We are kings in our heads. I choose to believe this song is a cover of “I Want Candy.”

27) "Roses," by The Chainsmokers ft./ROZES

This song is pretty much "Closer, Jr." Like if you're not ready for "Closer," this would be a way to get you prepared.

26) "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)," by Adele

hey guys adele's morose again, wow, such a powerful artistic statement, greatest voice of our generation

25) "Cold Water," by Major Lazer ft./Justin Bieber & MO

You know, 2016 was awful for a lot of reasons, but Justin Bieber was not one of them, and that itself is actually a reason 2016 was bad. Luckily, time behaves as we want it to, so the world knows to be better because we put new calendars on the wall!

24) "Hotline Bling," by Drake

come on

23) "Stitches," by Shawn Mendes

COME ON

22) "Pillowtalk," by Zayn

Okay real talk we've had our fun the last few years with Ariana Grande's enunciation, but, and I'm willing to concede that I just don't follow the right people, but how the fuck are we letting this dude slide. The song is called "Pillowtalk." He gets six quarter-notes to append the lk. Nope. He just shouts "PILLOWTAAAAAAA." This is unacceptable. Also I'm writing this to listen to the song, and I minimzed the WordPad window after writing the last sentence to check the score of an NFL-brand football game, and I saw a woman bleeding from the eyebrows. Bro, this is a song about how nice it is to have sex. Calm the fuck down.

21) "Heathens," by twenty one pilots

I don't get this and I have zero interest in ever getting it. The reward for getting it isn't worth the effort it would take to get it.

20) "Ride," by twenty one pilots

I have a headache

19) "Me, Myself & I," by G-Eazy ft/Bebe Rexha

see, you know this song is worthless because it omits the oxford comma from the title, something it shares in common with the beyonce song of the same name, which is hands-down her worst single. i'm not even going to listen to it. why should i? it already aligned itself against me.

18) "Cake by the Ocean," by DNCE

THIS IS THE BREEZY SUMMER JAM I HAVE BEEN NEEDING FOR LIKE TEN SONGS, NOW. YOU HEARING THIS SHIT, ZAYN? YOU PAYING ATTENTION, GNASH? IT'S A SONG ABOUT EATING CAKE, AND MAYBE CAKE IS A METAPHOR FOR SOMETHING BUT WHO CARES, THE SONG DOESN’T WANT YOU TO PAY ATTENTION, THE SONG WANTS YOU TO GET INTO A CHILL-ASS GROOVE. BLESS THIS FUCKING SONG. I don't feel compelled to acquaint myself further with this group and their works, but hot damn, if I can't get "Bad 4 Us" in the year-end Hot 100, this is an acceptabe substitute.

17) "This Is What You Came For," by Calvin Harris ft./Rihanna

Rihanna is the queen of songs where you just need one line repeated a million times for three and a half minutes. Also one of these days I'm going to figure out what I'm supposed to be hearing in a Calvin Harris song that everyone else is evidently hearing.

16) "Work From Home," by Fifth Harmony ft./Ty Dolla $ign

Having only seen two Fifth Harmony videos, I can say I have the utmost respect for what Fifth Harmony is trying to do with their platform. Bless these young women for committing themselves to putting a thousand hot sweaty men in their music videos. It’s important work.

15) "I Took a Pill in Ibiza," by Mike Posner

I was not expecting this song to be this. This is dope. It's the grooviest Medium post of the year.

14) "My House," by Flo Rida

I said this in a post about Eurovision or something, but Flo Rida has been making really good and trashy pop/rap singles for a decade, and his longevity is something we should be respecting. Flo Rida dropped "Low" the year Kanye dropped Graduation, and he dropped "My House" the year Kanye dropped The Life of Pablo. That is incredible. He's the Pink of the rap game. No one will ever write a think piece about him or think about his music longer than the song is being played, but he is a reliable dispenser of acceptable music. I love you, Flo Rida, for all you do.

13) "Needed Me," by Rihanna

"Pon de Replay" was released two years before "Low." Let's have a brief talk about how long Rihanna has been relevant. She's not even 30 yet! She won't turn 30 until next year! She's younger than Mike Posner, okay by like eight days BUT STILL! That's so incredible! And she has been doing the same thing the entire 12 years! Like, after the transition from "Pon de Replay"/dancehall Rihanna to "Umbrella"/pop megastar Rihanna, she hasn't really done anything interesting, just solid work on a million different songs! Consistency, man. I don't think there's one Rihanna song I could point to and say, "Now THAT'S a song!" or whatever, but I don't think there's a bad single in her oeuvre.

12) "7 Years," by Lukas Graham

There needs to be a happy medium between ZAYN saying "pillowtaaaaa" and this dude hammering every single sound like pronouncing every word correctly is the most important thing in the world.

11) "Cheap Thrills," by Sia ft./Sean Paul

Before I heard this song, I just sorta assumed that Sean Paul was trapped in 2003, where he belonged. Now that I have heard this song, I can confirm that he is trapped in 2003, but he doesn’t seem to mind too terribly. When "Get Busy" was a hit, Sia was on the Garden State soundtrack. That this song exists is a million miracles.

10) "Closer," by The Chainsmokers ft./Halsey

The definitive words on this song have been said, and I will only add that I'm stunned it's only the 10th-biggest song of 2016.

9) "Can't Stop the Feeling!" by Justin Timberlake

The thing about J Timbies is, we gave him a lot of credit for dropping "Cry Me a River" and winning the break-up with Britney, and he has been coasting on that credit for years. More people bought this song than the smash hit #1 single "Closer" by The Chainsmokers, featuring Halsey. This is just "Can't Feel My Face" by the nice white boy who made one good song 15 years ago. This is from the fucking Trolls movie. Say what you will about Despicabe Me 2, at least the franchise was semi-original, it had those adorable minions, it wasn't a pure cash grab, and it deserved "Happy." This is just gross.

8) "Don't Let Me Down," by The Chainsmokers ft./Daya

These dudes made "Selfie." What a stunning turnaround.

7) "Hello," by Adele

it's an adele song, i don't know what you want from me

6) "Panda," by Desiigner

i still don't understand why this song popped up on The Life of Pablo in its original form. Like, Kanye was just, "Yo dudes, I found this new track you guys'll really dig," and apparently we did?

5) "Stressed Out," by twenty one pilots

Like, I get it? Their whole thing? But I'm so fucking old.

4) "Work," by Rihanna ft./Drake

There's a video somewhere of a small pig jiggling in time with this song, and I will not find this video, because it is the sort of thing I believe should only be viewed once and permanently burned into the memory. This song is important solely for that incredible video of the jiggling pig.

3) "One Dance," by Drake ft./Kyla & Wizkid

You know what I just realized? I thought many rap records were better than Drake's. I get why Tribe or De La Soul wouldn't make an appearance in the top 100, and I get that Danny Brown has little mainstream appeal, but like Q doesn't get any love on the pop charts? Young Thug only gets in with a feature on a goddamned Usher track? Not enough people listened to YG's "FDT" to make it explode? Drake is really the only rapper the kids like? I just, I wish I understood. And DANCEHALL Drake, at that, easily the worst Drake.

2) "Sorry," by Justin Bieber

1) "Love Yourself," by Justin Bieber

So basically, Justin Bieber did the child star bulshit we expected he would end up doing from the moment we heard “Baby,” and then we released some jams and we forgave him for being a shit, because that’s what we do, “Ignition (Remix)” made the world forget R. Kelly peed on a minor, “Love Yourself” could’ve gotten Biebs exonerated for any number on crimes. He couldn’t pee on a minor, it’s not like legendary, but vandalism and DUIs, hell yeah, “Lose Yourself” can cover that. But: did “Love Yourself” need Biebs to be “Love Yourself?” Did Biebs bring anything to that song that made that song what it is, or is “Love Yourself” a song that would still be killer even if they gave it to like Gnash or some other chucklefuck?

THE TOP TEN OF THIS GROUP OF 100, EXCEPTING THINGS I LOVE BUT STRONGLY FEEL SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED 10) “Starving,” by Hailee Steinfeld & Grey ft./Zedd 9) “Don’t,” by Bryson Tiller 8) “On My Mind,” by Ellie Goulding 7) “Gold,” by Kiiara 6) “All the Way Up,” by Fat Joe & Remy Ma ft./French Montana & Infared 5) “Cake by the Ocean,” by DNCE 4) “Starboy,” by The Weeknd 3) “I Took a Pill in Ibiza,” by Mike Posner 2) “Sorry,” by Beyonce 1) “Closer,” by The Chainsmokers ft./Halsey

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1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? *endless screaming*

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? I think the last person was Chloe? Idk, but Chloe you da real MVP and I love you my dude. <3

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Yeah, I would care if it was impacting their life or our relationship.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Yes

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober? I was sober but it was all consensual. This sounds bad but I promise it’s a thing between my friend group and me.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? Nope.

7. What does your last received text say? “I agree about the starfish.”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? Like once.

9. Where was your last kiss at? JFC, @ my friend Izzy’s house.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? Awhile, I miss her.

11. What do you drink in the morning? This morning, water. Preferably, coffee.

12. Where did you sleep last night? A cave. Nah, in my bed?? lol

13. Do you think relationships are hard? Can be, but if both people COMMUNICATE and treat each other with RESPECT then it should be fun.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? I would change the time I took a stand and got a very toxic person out of my life. I would have done it way before when I did. lol

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Yes, if there is no light in the room then how is Chloe gonna knit?? That is a problem bc light is needed! or you could say.. light is need-led lmao, bc knitting needles? I’ll leave.

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Rainy.

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Nope.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? Yoga Pants

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? I sure FUCKIN HOPE SO

20. Does anyone like you? I don’t know, but if so they should teeeeellllll mmmmeeeeee ASAP

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA LOL YUP FUCK THAT

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Yup.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? *refer to answer 21

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? YES! Art related hopefully!

25. In the past week have you cried? Nope, surprisingly.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Good boy. That was the breed.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Top half in the shower and bottom half out of the shower. Idk why.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? Ew no

29. Do you think you’re old? Nope.

30. Do you like text messaging? Not really. If it is super important stuff then I prefer to call. I just prefer to talk to people.

31. What type of day are you having? I was up and running errands at 9:30 today! Wtf?? It has been good.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? NO

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? COLD

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Uhh, my dad, my brothers.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? RELATIONSHIP

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

I haven’t a clue.

37. What song are you listening to? I am listening to a video called “EATING RAT” by Ash and Grace Hardell <3 -going over this I am now listening to “Ultimate Storytime” by Thomas Sanders!! <3 Bless this human. “Birds” makes my heart soar.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Yes. 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Karlee knows lots about me because we were best friends for a while. But lots has changed and we gotta catch up @karlee ;) -going over this: My Stepsister knows almost everything! 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? I don’t really like anyone right now. 41. When did you last receive a text message? About an hour ago. 42. What is wrong with you right now? Where do I begin lol, I have a headache. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? She is my RA. 44. Does anyone disgust you? Ignorant people do. 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? Probably not unless I really knew them. 46. Are you in a good mood right now? I’m content. 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My RA. 48. What color shirt are you wearing? BLUE! 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Not really. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Currently? My mom maybe? 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? I have always disliked the word hate, but I really have issues beyond repair, issues that are beyond okay with this person.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Took me a while, but I did it, Lol 53. Do you like rain?

YES! 54. Do you care if your partner drinks? As long as they are safe and it doesn’t get dangerous or unhealthy then I don’t. 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Many a time. 56. Do you like to cuddle? YESSS 57. Are you shy? Initially but I eventually open up and I’m kinda insane. LOL 58. Do you get along with girls? Yes. 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? Nope! 60. What do you carry with you at all times? Art supplies, phone, keys. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Yes, I would be terrified but it would be worth it in the end. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Yes!! 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Nope. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Aarrgjajjahahiaufhajfljda yES 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? A few dogs licked my face.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 17 and 18 and 18

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? mYSELF, bitch I’m poor. 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Ew 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? I have a lot of stickers..... 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Who? I would rather listen to Dodie Clark. 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? I have an Android, but I wish I could afford an iphone. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? It’s been years, but I don’t like it very much. 73. Do you like diet soda? Yup, I prefer it. 74. What color are the walls in your room? White! 75. Are you 16 or older? I am the ripe age of 19. 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? No. 77. Do you have a job? Yes! A work study job designing posters and fliers for a department at my school. 78. What are your initials? H, you really think I am giving tumblr classified information? 79. Did you ever have braces? I have them now and I want to rip them off my face. 80. Are you from the south? Uhh? I’m from one of those states that is like both.

81. What does your last status on facebook say? I shared a video about the Obama’s dogs. 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? LOL NOPE refer to question 21. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? My dad, hands down. 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? I did ballet when I was little. 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Moana!! <3 86. Do you smoke? No! 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Slippers. 88. Is your phone touch screen? Yes! 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? My hair is pin straight, but I wish it was as gay as I am. 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Nope. 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Probs a pool, but I love rivers. 92. Have you ever made out in a car? Nope. I lead such an exciting life. 93. …Had sex in a car? Nope, again my life is soooooo exciting. 94. Are you single or in a relationship? Single! 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Sleeping! Surprisingly! 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? My school did a thing, but I don’t remember why they had fireworks. 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? I like that I have a camera because my old phone had a REALLY shitty one. The quality is okay. My phone is trying it’s best. 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Nope! 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Yeah actually, you know how that chocolate milk affects you. Lol no I have not. 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Nope! 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? nOPE 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: Who? 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? It’s winter. 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? I can wear what I want, but no no no no no no I wold not. @jillianghostmann

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