21st CENTURY GIRL — p. jongseong
PAIRING jay x fmr
SYNOPSIS where jay 'claims’ he has a girlfriend but none of his friends believe him because how are you a girl in the 21st century and don't have any social media, right? and if you and jay continue to let them think your relationship is fake for entertainment purposes, nobody has to know.
GENRE smau, fluff, est. relationship, crack
FEATURING (enha) all
WARNINGS swearing, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, sex jokes, nobody believing jay ( more will be added if necessary )
STATUS complete
TAGLIST ( CLOSED )
S. NOTE this is planned to be a short smau since the idea isn’t really suitable to be long but i hope u enjoy anyways mwah
also please don’t spam like as it shadowbans me and lessens engagement <3
PROFILE lightning mcqueefs
CHAPTERS
01 okay piss boy
02 galentines*
03 wtf bro
04 did the voices tell you that
05 fuck WHAT
06 brick tennis with tt a cat
07 be fucking for jinja
08 fowl play :3
09 crazy? i was crazy once…
10 no YOU have attachment issues
11 knee moan ya
12 don’t worry about it
13 cuh dey bord
14 je suis le bug de l'an 2000 whiz whiz
15 sacrificial lamb duh
16 nurse he’s out again
17 OUR girl
18 oh my bad gang
19 now break up.
20 tie my laces bitch
↳ extra: random
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ੈ✩‧ Eyes up here ma’am(enha texts) ੈ✩‧
Genre :- smiling over enhypen’s fan taken photos
Pairing :- Enhypen x gender neutral reader
A/N:- This post is might be a little suggestive ! Feedback is much appreciated! Requests and questions are always open!
·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚
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suggestive texts with fwb!enha who’s on tour
fem!reader, hickeys, jealousy, reader is an idol in jakes, this is only the hyung line
a/n : ik i said im going on hiatus but i couldn’t help myself 😔 anyways i don’t really post texting oneshots but oh well. originally all these prompts were for jake but i changed my mind last minute lol (toxic!sunghoon is literally my fav).
perm oneshot taglist : @vousty
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ENHYPEN WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD (SMAU)
I got bored, also my first post!! sry if its bad😭😭
reader y/n! x ot7 enha
warnings: sex position joke, cussing.
𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆
𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐔𝐓
𝐉𝐀𝐘
𝐉𝐀𝐊𝐄
𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐍
𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐎
𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐍
𝐍𝐈-𝐊𝐈
THANK YOU FOR READING!
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ADVANTAGES
in which…
on jay’s live, fans point out a stuffed animal on his bed, one that seems to be the other piece to your notorious missing pair. as imaginary pieces start to connect for fans, the viewers beg for some kind of interaction. and though you and jay have never met before, why not use this situation to your advantage?
warnings : profanity, jokes abt being insane and hate accs
New look.
☆
back masterlist next
yenqa > one nore chapter ERGH
taglist (CLOSED): @yeokii @hanniluvi @euncsace @jongsiemain @mrchweeee @fakeuwus @ashy1um @rikisly @filmofhybe @nwjws @yizhoutv @soov @tocupid @tzke1ta @yannew @manooffline @mars101 @haechansbbg @enhaz1 @teddywonss @en-happiness @kim2005bomi @be0mlvr @luvswonyoung @flwoie @lilriswife4life @nicholasluvbot @ikeusol @lylovw @alwayswook @astrae4 @choi-beomgyulvr @aishigrey @infpistj @jiawji @planethyuka @mari-oclock @222brainrot @jakevascaino @rory-cant-sleep @hyehae @vixensss @hearts4hanni @kgneptun @tongtongie @www-jungwon @lovejunz @fluerz @jiyeons-closet @nyuzip @leehanist @heerinnie @eneiyri @milkycloudtyg
yenqa © please do not copy, steal or translate.
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AALE - a pjs smau
SYNOPSIS! ☀︎ with how your bff partied too much, the apartment you shared with her for college was always left empty. It all so happens though that she decides to lend one of the extra rooms left in the apartment to her long time friend jay, who is from America coming to Korea as an exchange student for 7 weeks. you didn’t think you would have anything to do with him, not until a serious of events happen, following up to him making an offer to be your “boyfriend”. catching feelings, the both of you only come to realize that time is running out.
★PAIRING! non idol!jay x fem!reader
GENRE. smau, college au, strangers to lovers, angst, fluff, crack, roommates to lovers, fake dating
- (inspired by the famous book The American Roommate Experience)
WARNINGS. yn and jay being silly, profanity, kys jokes, slow burn, mutual pinning, other warnings will be added in each chapter
★TLIST. send an ask, or comment to be added!
STATUS. DISCONTINUED !
📂 C TALKS. second smau hello?! ne ways jay has been bias wrecking me these days so jay smau it is :))
net. @kflixnet perm tlist: @yenqa
PROFILES: BOYINAMERICA | BADDIES & 1 HOTTIE
000. he’s kinda hot?!
001. you’re so sexy.
002. stop gatekeeping
003. it’s ok to not be ok
004. My #1 fan.
005. are we here yet?
006. bathroom hogger
007. that kinda hurt
008. i trusted you
009. plan b
010. not a play boy
011. literal lifeline
012. spice guys
013. fever
014. last night
015. poor connection
tba..
© tnyhees 2023
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diner girl
heeseung x f!reader genre: fluff strangers to lovers
wc 576 warnings: pov changes, light cursing
heeseung remembers the day he saw you for the first time
his friend jay had found a new diner in town and said it was amazing
so the whole friend group decided to go
when he walked in the first thing he remembered was the smell, it smelled like good food
then he saw you
and you were beautiful
the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen
he must’ve been staring at you for awhile because his friends had to smack the back of his head to get him out of his trance
they sat at a table and he made sure to have a clear view of you
his friends noticed very quickly
then came the teasing
“ooo heeseung’s in love”
“man sees one girl and goes crazy”
but he can’t help it
heeseung starts coming there almost everyday to see you
he somehow manages to figure out your schedule
he knows it’s weird but he’s enchanted by you
he thinks you don’t notice but you do
he immediately caught your attention when he came in
you were staring at him when he wasn’t staring at you 😭
you noticed how he started showing up everyday that you worked
some might find it weird but you found it sweet
you figured if he didn’t make a move soon you would
but at the same time
you’re a pussy
and the thought of talking to him makes your insides churn
he’s so fine
how can you approach him without looking stupid??
maybe you’ll write your number on a napkin?
but what if he doesn’t see it and just throws it away?
you could give him his order on the house to let him know you’re interested?
that sounds like a great idea
and now you’re walking up to him with his order
and his heart is beating out of his chest
because omg omg you’re so beautiful even more so up close
and then you say “this orders on the house.”
you send him a wink as you walk away
and he just stares
and stares
and stares
because did that just really happen???!!
the inside of his head is like £~£~*}++]¥&;&;&/$;&¥\\¥~¥>•\£@:@;
he’s malfunctioning
while you’re crying on the inside because
what’ if you just embarrassed the shit out of yourself
what if he was staring cause he thought you were ugly????
now you’re rethinking your entire life
about 30 minutes pass
you’re facing away from him
and unknown to you
he walks up to you at the counter
and clears his throat awkwardly
you’re expecting another customer, not him
and your eyes widen, COMICALLY
like are we in a tv show??
“i just wanted to thank you for the order. i’ve been coming here for the past couple of days thinking about how i was gonna make a move on you but i was nervous. i had to pluck up a lot of courage to come up here but i feel like i should take the chance. so, can i have your number?”
and you’re ecstatic
the smile on your face grows, showing your beautiful teeth
(yes even your teeth are beautiful)
“i’d love to give you my number, i’m y/n”
“heeseung”
you write your number down on a piece of paper handing it over eagerly
“i’ll text you” he says before leaving the diner
and now you’re thinking about him for the rest of your shift
#newmansecured
hiiii another headcannon this time with heeseung ! i love diners so this thought came to mind
permanent taglist: @escapetheash @vatterie @kaexox
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R U ONLINE? — hyung line smau ( 3k special )
ON HOLD
PAIRING hyung line x fmr
HOW TO PLAY an interactive smau in which you as the reader decide the next step through a poll system. some updates may have a poll, some not depending on the progression. each poll will be linked in the chapter update so trust your intuition and have fun!
SYNOPSIS seems like there’s a small problem between the four best friends when they each find themselves crushing on the same girl. now it’s left up to you to decide who’s your endgame.
GENRE smau, more to be added
FEATURING ( enha ) all
WARNING swearing, kys/ kms/suicide jokes, friendly bullying, dirty/sex jokes ( more will be added if necessary)
STATUS on hold
TAGLIST ( OPEN ) send ask or comment to be added
S. NOTE tysmm for 3kk </33 wanted to do something special so decided on this lil fun games where i let my readers decide the course of this smau so hopefully it ends well and doesn’t get too angsty LMAOO
also please don't spam like as it shadowbans me and lessens engagement <3
PROFILES
DA boyz | DA girlz | DA privz
CHAPTERS
01 hundred hail marys STAT
02 the TRUE tortured artist
03 unbe-knownst
04 CHEEKY SLAG
05 perchance
06 youaremom
07 WARRR I DO
08 me at the aoa store
09 hoe out!
10 ominous as usual. Keep it up
11 jay stuns in new selfie
12 chop suiii
13 hahah what one direction said
14 ah gomen oomf chan
... more to be added
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