#jamie i love you

[you-see-something-strange-here]

even though Jamie’s password was super shitty and easily hackable, it still isn’t his fault he got hacked. Nobody deserves to have their stuff hacked and leaked, even if they think having the word password is a good password -

#Jamie I love you #pick a different password #preferable one that’s not PASSWORD #plz and ty #Jamie tartt #Ted Lasso

[nahoyasboyfriend]

Vampire JPM who:

Scrunches his face in that deliciously feral way, like when John walked out of Debil's Night, whenever he has the chance to smell your blood

Sleeps in an ornate coffin. Might lock you in it while he walks around the hotel, for various reasons (punishment, fun, making sure you stay his...)

Has an insatiable sexual and emotional apetite like all other (adult) vampires in the show; expect a ton of attention and an obscene amount of fucking.

Does fucked up things with his murder victims. Drains them of blood to make himself drinks later, freezes their bodies for a nice ice tea later, perhaps even eats their organs, the ones most lush with blood.

Drinks from your wrists and kisses down your arm and then your knuckles, calling you his sweetest delicacy.

Goes hunting like the Countess - except, he goes to find murder victims instead of hunting for food, dw he eats them later anyway.

GOING INSANE OVER THESE

I love the mention of him doing that face because it brings me to my knees every time 😵‍💫😵‍💫

he would be ten times more insatiable than normal. like in canon he's clingy, but as a vampire his hunger would make it so much worse. The lingering scent of you would have him constantly seeking you out. he can't help himself, he needs to taste you. I think he would have a thing about smelling you, burying his face in the crook of your neck and just inhaling. it's a little weird but it makes him happy.

idk why but the idea of him using blood ice cubes was so silly to me. omg he could make blood popsicles! I'd pay to see him sucking on one of those. but him sipping on one of his victims blood in a pretty glass. it's cliche but it's pretty to think about.

he also likes to drink from your chest, but he lets it run down your boob and your stomach. then lick it up all the way to the incision. when he's done he murmurs about how good you taste in your ear. and just because I can I like to think he gets drunk off it so he's slightly slurring his words 💕💕

#jamie i love you #jadewrites

[bearfeathers]

THE ROY KENT POSTER HELP

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso lb #JAMIE I LOVE YOU

[daenysx]

the anniversary of james potter's death haunts me more than halloween does

(and can you imagine sirius & remus)

#and lily's #jamie i love you #my heart breaks every time i think of him as a 21 year old #james potter you'll forever be my favorite baby #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #daenysdreams

[formulabong]

I asked my friend @mawhrin-skel who knows nothing about f1 to give f1 drivers names:

max - nasty darryl (his nose is too close to his mouth for me to be comfortable)

sergio - mr. markiplier (he looks like if markiplier was a third grade teacher)

charles - oatson berry (he looks sad, like wistful, like he wishes he was just a simple farmer)

carlos - craig lemons (he looks mad. he looks a little upset)

george - petronas (on his shirt) (the name of someone in a scifi movie trying to invoke roman emperors but really fucking it up)

lewis - wilch cellar (wistful, cafe is his natural habitat)

esteban - imp (short for imperious) (he looks like he should be in succession, smug, looks like kendall roy)

pierre - bluster blueberry (looks like he is distracted by a succulent fruit, which sounds gay, maybe he is gay)

oscar - brick (you could use him to build a house)

lando - danny choleric (he is very triangular)

valtteri - dench balderdash (reminds me of a d&d character i was once exposed to)

zhou - bolivious blackhart (he has a gleam in his eye)

lance - biffy bitters (looks like he’s been through some hard times, also like he could play the banjo)

alonso - first name: robert downey junior

last name: so sad

kmag - cliff livermore

nico - grubby griffin (hes had some hard times, its left him feeling angry and hurt, needs to be rehabilitated like a wild animal)

nyck - tom lofterson (looks like he was just born, like a young buisness man)

yuki - billy bicycle (has a youthful vibe, face is kind of small)

alex - williams racing (could very easily be a christian rock singer that nobody likes)

logan - edict little (he looks like he wants gum or something from me but is too polite to ask)

#jamie i love you #f1 #f1 drivers

[hermitcraftx]

i have a slur to say

#IS ANYONE ELSE GOING INSANE. DID I NOT MENTION THAT WE WERE GETTING CRUMBS WITH THE SIMILAR BUILDING STYLES #JOEL ARE YOU ON FUCKING TUMBLR #jamies bad posts #jamie liveblogs #also credit to my lovely lovely storm who pointed this out to me :33 i took the screenshots myself though #ethoslab #joel #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #smalletho #boat boys #hc s10 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hc10 #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #and #1k

[deardarlingthings]

this is some best friend behavior

#I want whatever Sam and Jamie have goin' on #i have it actually and im blessed #ted lasso #sam obisanya #jamie tartt #ted lasso s3 #sam is CAPTAIN #Isaac I love you but omg this moment #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt the love of my life #sam and jamie

[ghostvibesonly]

something something nate quietly quitting his high profile job because his line of work (rupert) wanted him to hurt the person he loves (jade) in the episode prior something something trent crimm quietly blowing up his life and getting himself fired from his high profile job because his line of work (journalism) wanted him to hurt the person he loves (ted) in the episode prior

#THE PARALLELS I TELL YOU #THE PARALLELS #not to mention rebecca word for word repeating trent’s first line of the show #why do they keep drawing parallels between the two #with rebecca being seen as ted’s ‘obvious’ love interest #(even though they’re platonic soulmates your honor) #i’ll tell you why #it’s to show us ted’s romantic soulmate is someone we’d never expect #heavy is the head that wears the tin hat #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #nate shelley #trent crimm #tedependent #tedtrent #spoilers #ted x trent #tedependent real??? #they FED the tedependent and jamie x roy x keeley shippers tonight #a feast fit for a king #the clown makeup is back on

[anishake]

Prayer circle that Lucien gets the best of treatment from SJM in all the upcoming ACOTAR books where he makes appearance

#lucien vanserra #acotar #acosf #sjm #sjm universe #please and thank you #I really hope that Sarah saying he loves outlander Jamie and that Lucien was based on him will reflect her writing #please Sarah be good to him 🙏

[anguishmacgyver]

for @altschmerzes 🥳

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #phil dunster #anguishmacgyveredit #this one's for gav!! #i hope you enjoy some ted lasso angst my love #happy 25th!!!!! #the good place #<-quote #tedlassoedit #abuse cw #amtedlasso #<-tag for my ted lasso stuff. its not much but its all i got-

[squash1]

here’s to being there.

[the anthropocene reviewed by john green / stranger things / the raven cycle by maggie stiefvater / käthe kollwitz “the people” / ted lasso / in memoriam by alice winn / sex education / frog and toad]

#murmurations feel like what humans should be #i love you all so very much #the anthropocene reviewed #john green #trc #ronan lynch #adam parrish #lynch #the raven cycle #in memoriam #alice winn #sex education #frog and toad #ted lasso #roy kent #jamie tartt #royjamie #keeley jones #the gangsey #stranger things #mike wheeler #jim hopper #kathe kollwitz

[transparentdreamruins]

"Your face is my heart, Sassenach, and the love of you is my soul." Dragonfly in Amber

#jamie and claire #jamie x claire #jamie fraser #claire fraser #outlander #evolution of love #heartandsoulofoutlander #timeless love #forever and always #love and devotion #i will find you #your face is my heart #book quotes

[thefrsers]

We're supposed to be in Scotland. I'm sorry. I know you couldn't say no, but you scared me, Jamie.

#outlander #outlander spoilers #outlanderedit #7.08 #jamie fraser #jamiefraseredit #claire fraser #clairefraseredit #jamie x claire #gifs #mine #istg imma lock these two up cos they out here getting reckless with their lives while I'm STRESSIN #like JamieClaire i love you but yall so chaotic im not strong enough for this alsdfjsdf #but dammit i love them sm:') #literally the definition of ride or die #that whys they're forever the superior otp of all otps

[hollow-keys]

Instinctively calling for Jamie FOUR regenerations later.

#okay the doctor referring to peri as past female companions is pretty par for the course #but a previous male companion? gah he just loved jamie so much he's still calling for him four generations later #i was like “peri why are you taking offense at being called a guy's name?” and then i realised i'm transgender #not exactly the best judge as a transmasc huh #doctor who #classic who #peri brown #sixth doctor #📨

[mailamoon]

A freaky beast wanna say Hell'o!

Feeling like a Monster...

Closer views and line drawing under the cut.

#one piece #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #artists on tumblr #fanart #one piece fanart #op fanart #Germa 66 #ifrit jambe #luckily the chances Oda would go as far as I did are near zero #I am right? #i love you Sanji but you are so good as a monster ♥️ #Jamie Hewlett inspiration #<- the boss #watercolor art #watercolor #my art

[hawkfuller]

we've got chemistry, we either gonna kiss each other or headbutt each other, and you never know what. phil is disgustingly talented, he can sing, he can dance, he can do frontflips, he can act, he can do comedy, he can do sound effects, he can play football very well... there's really nothing he can't do, other than believe in himself enough. (x)

#no other duo of actors has ever boyfriended the way they do #they're so in love #platonically. but literally each other's loml #brett goldstein you are NOT special phil dunster is the love of my life too #they're so cute :( i need more of them #a romcom #phil would jump up in the air from overwhelming joy #brett goldstein #phil dunster #jamie tartt #roy kent #royjamie #ted lasso #ted lasso interview #entertainment weekly #gif #my gifs #randyharrison's gifs #ted lasso cast #my posts #text post #roy x jamie #jamie x roy