listen here love, it's not my fault that you're a needy bitch in heat all the time. and you really can't possibly think that every time your slutty little cunt starts to drip, i'll drop what i'm doing so you can be a greedy pet and have as much orgasms as your heart desires. that's not how it works here honey, so it's my thigh or nothing darling because i'm not helping you get off this time
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when the stunningly talented and generous @lilyoffandoms offered to gift me some art to celebrate my beating cancer, (first, I just sat there like 🥺 because how are you so sweet??), but second, I jumped at the chance to see Gabriel in a flower crown!
Marigold: joy, warmth, energy, prosperity
Cosmos: harmony, peace, determination, resilience
Gabriel's story is one of pain and healing, so seeing him at peace means so freaking much to me. His contentment is my contentment, his joy is my joy.
Coincidentally, we also share a birth month! Marigolds and Cosmos are the October birth flowers, and they have a multitude of meanings that just felt so fitting for this kind of celebration 🌸
Thank you for your generosity, love. This art is truly a gift of the greatest kind, and I'll cherish it. You never fail to make me smile 🌻
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evermore is a no skip album. it is THE album of all time. the most perfect album. an album that’ll remain evergreen until the end of time. happy birthday evermore, you deserved album of the year at the grammys!!!!!!
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how is taz balance so unserious and just Like That but it's also the most impactful piece of media i've ever seen
fr there are very few things that have impacted me in the way taz haslike genuinely one of the most moving stories ive ever encountered. an absolute masterpiece. its also filled with a running gag about a dwarf wanting to fuck plants, some truly heinous dnd, and references to middle aged white actors ive never heard of in my life. it contains multitudes
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im so sorry to clog your inbox (anon who sent the singer and the drunk reader x price one) i promise this is the last time— (for now😏)
imagine a price x younger!reader where:
you're having a night out with them, and then meeting a childhood friend/close friend that you have not seen in ages.
you exchange greetings, you introduce them to the team, and then once everything settles, your friendly chatter with the friend comes in, and you dont even know how you got to the topic of you and your friend's type in men.
your friend then blurts out, half drunk and half mischievous, "your type are people literally twice your age whom are coincidentally hot , or people who smoke, please."
you choke on your drink. "i said that one time—"
they give you a look, one that goes over your shoulder, and over to your captain, and you shut up.
but it was supposed to be left at that, till soap cuts in the convo, and says, "you have quite an interesting taste, bonnie eh?"
they definitely overheard, and well...
the rest of the gang literally snicker, and you groan.
"that was literally one time!" you try to defend, but then the banter goes around the table, through your captain is strangely quiet for the rest of the night.
his eyes aren't though, and they burn holes and set your skin on fire for the remaining time.
his mind is definitely wandering to just take you there, prove them right.
he doesn't, and he uses the fact later, when it's only the two of you are alone left at the bar— his cigar half done, and in your hands.
he repeats it. "twice your age, and smokes, huh?"
you don't get to walk properly tomorrow, or even walk at all.
gaz won 100 dollars the next day after.
please don't apologise!!! i love this!!
i'm gonna need more!!
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