#its bentley

[ohwoeismoi]

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#awwhhh #its bentley #bentley the snake #hes so cute

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

is this that "laughing stocked" people keep telling me about. am i doing it right

#the 'NO!!!! BENTLEY!!!!' vine comes to mind... #its ok its like giving a golden retriever an egg #they just carry it around.... #until they forget and crunch down but yk..... #scribble salad #laughingstock #*shaking bag of treats* come get yer crumbs

[the-apology-dance]

I FOUND MY NEW HEADCANON FOR S3 OF GOOD OMENS

“He did say he liked yellow.”

I need The Bentley to turn into “OUR CAR”. I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN. JUST IMAGINE THE BENTLEY DOING THIS OUT OF SHEER SPITE. THE BEIGE INTERIOR AND BEIGE WHEELS. THE YELLOW DOORS. THE GOLDEN YELLOW HOOD ORNAMENT. I NEED THIS SO BADLY.

-Constantly drives him back to Whickber Street and Azi’s bookshop

-Objects Azi owns unexplainably start turning up randomly in the car (even better if they are from other time periods)

-Bentley stops taking orders from Crowley

-only plays songs about love that are scarily accurate to Azi and Crowley’s dynamic

THIS CAR WILL NOT LET HIM FORGET AZIRAPHALE. IT IS GOING TO ACT LIKE A STUBBORN CHILD. I NEED THIS BENTLEY TO ACT LIKE A TODDLER.

“Demon Dad is mad at Angel Dad, but Demon Dad loves him still. Guess he needs to be reminded of him then.”

I NEED A FANFIC THAT BRINGS IN THE ELEMENT OF THE BENTLEY HEARING THEIR EVERY CONVO IN THAT CAR WHILE DRIVING, and it is going to use it on Crowley.

Almost like it is trying to shake him and telling him not to forget. BECAUSE IT FEELS THEIR LOVE STILL.

I NEED FANFICTION. OH MY GOD. 😫😭

(If someone writes a fic about my headcanon, PLEASE TAG ME. I’D LOVE TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE COME UP WITH! WHETHER IT IS FANART, A FANFIC, OR WHATEVER ELSE YOUR HEART DESIRES, I WILL PERSONALLY LOVE EACH OF THEM.🫶🏼😊)

#good omens #good omens 2 #go3 #good omens season 3 headcanon #the bentley #crowleys bentley #ineffable husbands #our car #but its pretty #crowley #aziraphale #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #david tennant #micheal sheen #i need that in my life #yes please #i need fanfic #child of divorce

[thesherrinfordfacility]

my poor boy is straight up not having a good time

#good omens #good omens season 2 #get my boy a foil blanket hes going THROUGH IT #HES HOMELESS #HES UNEMPLOYED #AND HIS ANGEL HAS A NAKED MAN FRIEND #AND ITS NOT HIM??????????? #the only consolation is that his eyes arent full yellow like they are when the bentley is on fire so hes not yet stressed out #but he is definitely SHOOK #gomens shitpost

[drconstellation]

Dark horses, revisited.

I was typing up a list tonight and something smacked me in the face.

If you haven't read @vidavalor's post about label on the wine bottle Crowley drinks from in the "Smitten" scene, read it first. They talk about all the horses that appear in S2. There is a red horse on the wine bottle, which refers us to to the relatively peaceful pre-war year of 1938, the dark horse statue in the shop that hold Crowley's sunglasses, Aziraphale is called a dark horse by Nina, and Jane Austin is Crowley's dark horse. And we may have missed out on more horses by not getting our wild west minisode.

Well, not all horses, I realised - we have missed one of the "dark horses," and its another direct reference to Crowley. Remember when Crowley does his infiltration of Heaven with Muriel, and he gets caught by Saraqael? They give us a quick call-back that they, too, once knew knew him as an angel.

Aaaaah! Now I wouldn't be a good amateur astronomer if I didn't know what that was! Of course I do, I just didn't put it next to all the other "dark horses" did I? Lets do that.

That's it, that's called a dark nebula, a big lot of dust and gas blocking off any light behind it. You've most likely seen this one before, it's quite famous.

Any thoughts on how this one fits in with the Starmaker, @vidavalor?

Oh, and I reckon we should add the Bentley in as the last dark horse, as it's Crowley's modern day steed, after all.

#good omens 2 #crowley #dark horse #dark horses #horsehead nebula #saraqael #I know its a crappy image #but you get the idea #the bentley #which Aziraphale took for a ride to Edinburgh and back

[romeoisalesbian]

Crowley’s plants and the Bentley immediately began working together to perform their role as Annoying Roommates

#good omens #Crowley #the Bentley #good omens spoilers #good omens fanart #he DOES kill that leaf 2 seconds after this image is taken #I’ve been actively avoiding season two info but I found out about crowleys car plant life #And had to doodle this #sketchin! #the Bentley is playing good old fashioned lover boy #its bigger on the inside

[isa-ah]

plurals who follow me. describe the headspace as u see it in ur minds eye 🫵

#mine is like a ratty apartment where we all mistly ignore each other like unwilling rommates #theres an ugly couch and stains on the carpet and arthur has a whole rig he sits at & ignores us #the couch is like. the front. mostly me bentley and shy hang out on it but sometimes nicky shows up =') #multiple bedroom doors but they all stay shut. sadly they are not 4 me so idk whats in there #also theres a dark kitchenet in the corner no one ever uses. gross lol #to clarify for people who arent plural. for me anyway it wasnt like a choice of space thats just how it looks #like a fact? i would not have chosen this for myself LOL #its ugly as hell in here #landlord white w stained off white carpeting and dull qhite overcast sunlight coming t #*in thru a foggy window. washed out muted colors nothing pretty or decorated about it 💀

[goddess-of-silvers]

From first impressions one can immediately infer while watching season two that Maggie and Nina were stands in for Aziraphale and Crowley respectively because of their personalities. But, after rewatching I can’t help associating Maggie with Crowley and Nina with Aziraphale instead which doesn’t seem like the more obvious paring until you consider that Maggie runs a godforsaken Record Store, selling/using an outdated form of technology to listen to music *cough cough THE BENTLEY* while Nina is literally running a coffee shop, supplying people with food and sustenance *cough cough AZIRAPHALE*

#was it always really that obvious or am i crazy #this was in the drafts for a hot minute but yea #good omens nina #good omens maggie #nina x maggie #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley x aziraphale #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #the bentley #ineffable wives #the good omens brianrot has still not let me live in peace #its been more than a month and my brain is still filled with these stupid gay men

[lalalunamoth]

Convinced that the main reason Crowley says "you wouldn't like it," when Aziraphale asks "what's a velvet underground?" is Crowley knows the song that will start playing is Pale Blue Eyes and he doesn't want to feel exposed like that.

#its the second song on the album #and you know Bentley would play it #and Crowley would feel like a big neon sign is pointing at him like look at this idiot in love he likes blue eyes 👀 #crowley #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #anthony j crowley

[luckkythirt33n]

y'all wanna snippet of my finished fic??

of course you do.

~He was snapped back to reality when Crowley snapped. "Forget it, will you?" He phrased it like a question, but to whom, he did not know. He glanced at Aziraphale, the angel's gaze transfixed on him. How long had he been staring at him like this? What was he staring at? And what on earth, heaven or hell was that oh so familiar look in his eyes?

The penny dropped just as a bomb had on a church moments ago.

Lust.

Crowley's eyes widened, he thanked Go—, Sata—, somebody, he chose to keep his glasses on.~

only 1 week till ao3 hahahah :)))))) (clawing the walls)

#good omens #aziracrow #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable brainrot #crowley x aziraphale #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #fanfic #oh yeah its a wing fic alright #I LOVE WINGS #good omens 1941 #1941 crowley #1941 aziraphale #the bentley

[threadsoflacee]

hannibal fics where the author has to say Hannibal’s Bentley the same way iphone owners say they have an iPhone X 18 4K HD 860P

#its me im that author #HE HAS A BENTLEY OK!!!!!! #hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannibal nbc #me with my iphone 8

[a-wild-regulus-kinnie]

We are in a world where I (a French queer neurodivergent teenager (am I still a teenager?)) is watching an almost unknown Scottish show from the 90's.

All of that because of some actor.

#takin' over the asylum #takin over the asylum #campbell bain #david tennant #the guy who plays a 900y old alien who travels because he's bored #an edgy scottish police inspector #a total physopath who is also a wizard who shape shifted into an old guy #a demon chaser who thinks he's cool but isn't (idk I've never saw Fright Night) #that scary guy in Jessica Jones #a demon who is trying to stop the apocalypse because he loves queen and his bentley #and ofc my boy campbell: a young scottish guy who is in a psychiatric hospital and who loves music #its my first post on tumblr don't judge

[theclaravoyant]

Rest in Peace. You were a good car.

So I was thinking to myself, Crowley had that star-starter crank thing at the airbase at the end of the world. But where did he get it from? The Bentley

#yOU GUYS #crowley #the bentley #good omens #good omens meta #sort of its more like good omens m...aking me cry over a vehicle #something something i can't abandon the person i used to be so i carry her #i am HAVING a MOMENT here

[thesherrinfordfacility]

haven't seen anyone talk about this but. after the lightning strike, where did crowley go? because we see him walking away from the bentley after he got Lightly Singed:

and he doesn't walk around the back of it, and get into the driver seat whilst maggie and nina are trapped (second image is the last shot before it cuts to heaven):

and then we next see him in his hidey spot (that btw im fairly convinced is meant to be in shadwell, london (no, really)), but he's strolling sadly up to the bentley:

could be that there's a really simple explanation for it, like he just needed a walk or something to shake off the residue tantrum, and then parked up and went out for another stroll... or if he walked back to the hidey spot and the bentley just miraculously took itself there/crowley miracled it to meet him there...

...but idk seems strange that he wouldn't just. get straight into the bentley and screech off, pull up in the cobbled street, park, switch off engine, and then the scene launches into beelzebub's fly-arrival...?

#i literally do not care if this doesnt have any ulterior purpose. i do not #i need to survive the s2-s3 and the way im choosing to do it is through conspiracy #its my therapy mind ur business #good omens #not really meta but im gonna tag it so i can come back to it #sanctuary/bentley theory

[yesimadeanotherblogfuckoff]

if "Love Of My Life" by Queen plays in the Bentley at any point in s3, you will see me on international news

#good omens #aziracrow #ineffeble husbands #crowley #aziraphale #IF ITS LIKE CROWLEY IN THE THIS FIRST EPISODE MOPING IN THE BENTLEY AND THIS PLAYS #KILLING MYSELF LIVE ON TV

[iamyourdensityy]

I just read this BEAUTIFUL fic about the Bookshop and the Bentley being in love and genuinely cried bro oh my GOD

#good omens #like im seriously crying #over a car #and a fucking old ass building #i cant #its such a good fic #def one of my faves ive ever read #/gen #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale's bookshop #crowley's bentley #the bentley #good omens season 2 #the bookshop #good omens fic #good omens fanfic #good omens fanfiction #fanfiction #fanfic