#its already gay

[sincerelystesichorus]

i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of

his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...

this bastard.

and some more similar comparisons i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#astarion is a black cat ppl going crazy rn #like yes actually #its me #will anyone else care about this comparison #has it already been done ill cry #salem was my fav growing up i built my evil gay personality around him #and now i have astarion to further bear the curse #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #bg3 memes #salem the cat #salem saberhagen #sabrina the teenage witch #astarion is a cat #qb #qb shitposts

[bogleech]

They oughta make nonsexual porn movies by which I do not mean just normal movies, I mean like a lonely housewife has no way to tip the pizza boy so she invites him in to show him her collection of rare lizards. A bus load of cheerleaders accidentally book the same hotel as one lucky undergrad who desperately needed feedback on a student film. Girl gets snowed in alone with her boyfriend's hot single dad who's been longing for the chance to teach her the right way to make spaghetti carbonara.

#i didn't do any gay ones though because its my understanding that gay situations already get the sex taken out too much

[adharastarlight]

Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled

Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late

Reg: ...uhm-

Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties

Reg:

Reg: merde

#its pandoras cat btw #and he is borrowing it for a greater good #they both already knew #theyre just bloody dramatic #and i love them for it #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #rosekiller #evan x barty #regulus arcturus black #james fleamont potter #slytherin skittles #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #james x regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #trans regulus #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders incorrect quotes #madauders era #regulus being regulus #barty crouch jr

[reds-skull]

Can't believe I had to google "rare puns" for this comic

#call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #cod fanart #cod ghost #cod soap #ghostsoap #ghoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #fellas is it gay to literally get on one knee for your sergeant #anyway next comic I plan will be in multiple parts bc its gonna be super long #i already thumbnailed a couple panels and im excited to see how its gonna turn out #oh uh #cod price #hes here too for like 3 panels lol

[nonpoppie]

drawin the scum villain duo again

#luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #scum villain #svsss #its them . bingus and meowmeow #i posted doodles of them earlier i just wanted to do it again #bc my style changes like every 3 months or something . #i think ive drawn binghe non posted like a BUNCH of times already #hes my aphantasia apple fr #my art dump #also i do think shen yuan is a good looking guy i think? canonically? #but its offset by his cringe and fail vibe #well maybe if he didnt die before his gay awakening

[lelelego]

it's always sunny in new vegas

description under da cut

[image ID: 4 images, fallout new vegas redraws of episode stills from the tv series "it's always sunny in philadelphia". all dialogue is in the form of captions typical of tv shows, with a white font on a black subtitle box.

eli, lelelego's courier, and rose of sharon cassidy (cass) are standing in a dirty public bathroom. cass is lighting a very short cigarette. eli is standing a few paces away, looking weirded out. cass says "so, uh, you're gay, huh?

cass, standing in front of a cubicle. she's still lighting the cigarette. she asks, "for pay or for free?"

eli, looking to the side like he's confused by the question, says "uh, for free, I guess."

cass, now putting the cigarette to her mouth, smiles and says, "chump." /end ID]

also, the pics were from alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia :>

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #rose of sharon cassidy #courier six #i saw this post and had to immediately get it out of my head. why did cass have to say the gay stuff like that #this is from iasip s12e08 btw #also i found it EXTREMELY funny that i didnt even have to do shit to the iasip bathroom to make it more like fallout its already nasty #doodly thingy #fallout tag

[harps-chord]

the broken heart pub

#my art #pathologic #pathologic 2 #artemy burakh #daniil dankovsky #burakhovsky #long post #the bachelor #haruspex #i just took the scene and drew it i didnt make it gayer its just already like that #sorry im still insane abt them #gay plague doctors

[finns-gay-thoughts]

hi can we cuddle. i miss your face. hi can we cuddle. i like feeling your skin on mine. i like you. can we cuddle. can we cuddle can we cuddle can we cuddle can we c

#ik my like most popular post on here is already about cuddling but 😭 its soooo #gay #finn rambles #mlm thoughts #mlm yearning #queer love #queerplatonic #qpr #achillean #mlm sfw #t4t sfw #trans mlm #t4t mlm #gay yearning #boyfriend #mlm love

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Phil is getting rid of the Fit + Pac heart and is turning it into a Hardcore heart and chat immediately turns into a sea of:

#i talk #qsmp talk #I'm cryin' #a shame Pac won't see it but this is objectively hilarious #''Gay rights? Not on MY property!'' #Anyways it already served its purpose it embarassed Fit

[emry-stars-art]

I’ll continue to wonder why the Trojans make me want a modern/snapchat au so badly lol but I loveeeeee them so much, it’s almost one of the first things I drew for them 😂

I’m imagining they’re on some trip in wintertime and none of them are built for it but Jean, like me, is reluctant to give some things up

More versions under the cut

#dont worry its all in good fun #they argue like married best friends #im so excited to see the dynamic augh #if jean is in fact angry and antisocial but also needs constant conpanionship and guidance... #we know the second point is real #kevin warned jeremy about it #IM SO FASCINATED ALREADY #also jean doesnt have to be Strictly Gay but we all know how the jokes go #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #jean moreau #jeremy knox #snapchat au #digital #i will say bleach blond jeremy is incredible but brunet jeremy had my heart for a minute there #this was drawn in the time between #ive been sitting on it for a hot minute sorry 😂

[kelocitta]

In honor of the @rw-ship-showdown I wanted to write about Artihunter as someone who jokingly slapped them together pre-downpour and still thinks they are actually very compelling. Just not in the super soft love wins kinda way (Although I get why people like that more) And the only way I know how to do that is talking too much so heres a far too long slug essay-

Obviously the slugcats don't offer a ton of characterization but theres not nothing to work with. Their stories, whether by their roles in it or the overarching themes do provide a backbone to work with. Even gameplay itself can provide a bit. (for some more than others) Hunter, to me, is ultimately a story about selflessness. The goal is to revive Moon, which is very much an act of kindness from both Hunter and NSH. But the weight of that action is much more significant for Hunter- Hunter is deeply sick. They're on the clock, and for all their skill in combat none of that will ultimately help them to survive longer than their body can hold out. Moon is a close friend of NSH but that means little Hunter- Hunter really gets next to nothing out of helping them, and ultimately pays quiet a bit spending their limited time alive fighting to deliver that neuron so that someone else can live.

To spend ones limited days on helping another, in a game that very much stresses the unwavering cruelty of the world and nature- is pretty notable. (And you could even say that Hunter being the Hardmode of Rain World adds another layer to this)

And then we have Artificer. A storyline that very much stands out to people as more… villainous (so to speak) than the other slugcats. Artificer's story covers a lot of things. Trauma, violence, revenge, etc. Revenge is a bit of a selfish desire- That need to see someone hurt as they have hurt you. A punishment that ultimately does not fix whatever harm was done- but feels good to see because you were hurt and now those responsible share that pain.

Artificer's actions are founded in that need for revenge, their pups killed for overstepping boundaries they didn't know existed. Is it not fair for them to be angry at that, to punish the scavengers for their violence with their own? Why should the scavengers ever be forgiven when they and their pups were not? And that's how you get that loop- Harm for harm over and over.

The original action has been lost in a spiral of violence for violence. And here stands Artificer- their very spirit scarred. Not just because they sought revenge, but because they never ceased trying to scratch that itch for violence as an answer. Artificer only has two paths for their story- killing the scavenger king (Someone who, really, has little to do with the original 'crime' of the scavengers, but represents an important individual to them- as did the slugpups to Artificer), locking themselves as karma one for good and spending the rest of their life chasing creatures that no longer even fight back in a warped sense of closure- or to dissolve themselves in the acids of the void sea because they're too far gone to find any real peace.

They can't meaningfully recover from that state, not alone, twisting in on themselves. Even if they halt their actions, they've been using violence as a feeble defense against their own pain- violence that no longer has any real direction or basis. Artificer gets no real closure from killing the scavenger king. All they can do is continue the cycle, or try to scrub it away. No real peace in a prison of their own making. So you have a creature, who even with a strict timer on their life- a body that will crumble to disease, spends its last bit of time on saving another. And another who was so caught up in the pain of loss that were eaten alive by their own anger, poisoned their own soul on such a deep level even self-proclaimed gods have no solution for them. What peace can they offer each other? For Hunter, its only a fleeting moment of happiness- of selfish love, before their own body fails them. A bit of indulgence in something for themself. For Artificer, its a single, comforting thread to ground them again, something tangible to protect and care about again. But thats a thread that will ultimately be snapped under the cruel indifference of the world. Hunters timer will tick down regardless of if it takes another with it. Its a tragedy- its doomed to end badly. Whatever good it offers to either of them to find each other will only provide the fleeting comfort of a band-aid that will be ripped away too early. But all that can be worth indulging in anyway, if only for the moment. It doesn't change the ending, but the ending was never going to be happy. Its can so yuri

#rain world #rw shipping #tagging that just cause this is explicitly about that even though I usually dont do shipping stuff #with that said i dont even think this particular interpretation of a possible dynamic needs to be romantic its just kinda #about companionship in general. companionship thats going to absolutely shred an already unstable slug emotionally but thats #the point. friendship and love in spite of the unavoidable ending #just noticed this is like 80% theme analysis and 20% 'these go together just trust me' #but also theyre both girls because i want them to and also because im channeling hornet from hollow knight #who made me so deeply ill that my rain world tags still havent outcompeted my Hk tags because i drew her so much. so so much. #hunter is hornet coded to me and artificer is like if angela and gebura from lc combined into a deeply fucked up ferret #also i did tag the poll because they kinda inspired this but also. i wasnt gonna put all this out here WITHOUT a readmore thats embarassing #but i guess this is propaganda for a ship already seen as popular but like... idk i think theres something to it even as someone #who did literally slap them together originally because they were both red slugcats i considered girls. predownpour so we didnt have anythi #anyway hi tag readers i have so much work to do im being bad by writing about gay slugs. i need to get myself together #its so late this might just be nonsense bwaaaaaaa

[strawberrybyers]

i truly would not be mad if nancy breaks up with jonathan and tells steve to move on. and for vickie to tell robin she’s not interested but is willing to be friends. so nancy and robin decide they need to hang out after a long day of heartbreak and throughout their convos of explaining everything that’s been going on, they realize they have feelings for each other. i truly would not be mad at that. in fact, that’s exactly what i want to happen 😌

#ronance #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #stranger things #who cares what the straights will think #they’ll be like ‘oh but that doesn’t make sense plot wise’ #actually it does! #there’s been theories nancy is queer since s1 #and s4 left off with the jancy + stancy love triangle #have jonathan go to college & steve realize he needs to move on #he mentions crawling backwards as a kid so now have him crawl forward by having him get over nancy #and vickie is dating whoever that guy is and then just play off that scene between vickie & robin as robin’s pov where she thought vickie #was interested but she isn’t #then we have the foundation set up for nancy and robin to be together #they’re already friends #have them hang out and get into a deep convo #and robin trusts nancy so she tells her she’s a lesbian & vickie rejected her #and that’s when nancy shares that she feels like she’s always been attracted to girls #AND THEN THEY KISS AND RONANCE IS CANON #LIKE ITS SO EASY THEY NEED TO JUST FUCKING DO IT #no one cares for the straights. do what needs to be done for the gays and give us ronance 😁

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #p4g #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #narukami yu #yu narukami #tatsumi kanji #kanji tatsumi #souyo #feeling flustered yosuke? #honestly on the one hand it feels yosuke panicked because “oh no the gay allegations how could i beat them!” #(awfully actually) #but on the other it feels like he was also just getting flustered when a sincere answer was directed at him #look its a theme with him if you tell him nice things about him he panicks and immediately tries to play it down #yosuke you ARE a catch and you might be joking here but you ARE dependable and good looking and im glad you recognised that here #yu not getting why yosuke looks proud because doesn't yosuke already know hes a good catch and is amazing and indeed all that #it's canon my uncle at atlus told me so #he's good with his queue

[wyrmswears]

shoutout to this loser. whats up with him

#like who the fuck hurt you my guy #hes so pathetic like hows he gonna be a villain.. my silly.. #ninjago jay #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago #I SWEAR I DIDNT JUST ABSORB THE 40 SECONDS OF JAY FROM THE NEW EPISODES. ill draw other things too.. #seriously tho i really enjoyed them. BONZLE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER. #episode 4 was insanely gay like theres no heterosexual explanation for this levels of gay #and that finale... what the freak... #lego ninjago #jay walker #suit jay #dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising s2 #wyrm draws #i know its the other hand than in the scene but tbh i didnt mean to draw the scene until i had already sketched out the pose

[newgroundstier]

fashionably late 2 pride month

#br'aad vengolor #gillion tidestrider #jrwi #liveclock and pretzel are there also #i should just give all the little beasts their own tags i feel like im always typing that lmao #i havent drawn br'aad in 4ever i abandoned my boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #gillions sword + sheathe take up like 1% of the space in these pics. but i feel like it took more time 2 draw than everything else combined #and its way too low bc i just had a vague idea of the pose i wanted 2 draw and id already drawn most of gils arm #b4 i realized th positioning was off. .................. #tryna make it work anyways was part of why it took so long 2 draw lol #um anyways happy birthday to all my fellow gay people !!!!!

[ponchizs]

I’m in love with how they are giving so many subtle hints about Alhaitham and Kaveh’s relationship and how important it is to Alhaitham, despite the way they always seem to be bickering.

Throughout the 3.2 archon quest Alhaitham tells us that the reason why he is so interested in helping Sumeru is because he doesn’t want his daily life to change. After that Kaveh starts being mentioned very frequently by him or we hear other people in the akademiya complain about how they daily argue.

Then, of course, we meet them both arguing with each other in the House of Daena, which was quite the argument. We also know many of their casual interactions and how they go to the café/bar frequently together. Furthermore, Alhaitham pays all of Kaveh’s bills (something no one would do for someone they don't care for).

And now, during Alhaitham’s quest, their tones were so soft (At least in JP and CN) and also domestic. Kaveh seems to worry a lot about Alhaitham and exchanges glances with him, which made me melt inside. I also love how Alhaitham is constantly smiling while bickering with kaveh. Remember, we dont see him smiling like this that often. Which means he really enjoys it. I really liked how after the second time Kaveh asked him if he is okay, he replied with a tease about the painting Kaveh had mentioned before. Also smiling.

But most importantly, something I see no one talking about: the moment when Alhaitham was explaining why he resigned from being the Grand Sage to being the scribe again and he tells us that “It’s important to keep your priorities straight”, the camera points at Kaveh.

I know this game will probably never have any canon ship because they need to make everyone happy, but we do get hints like this from time to time and I think this was one of them.

After all, why would they bother to add all of those scenes with Kaveh when the quests had already concluded, if not for showing us how is what is Alhaitham’s daily life he wants to protect that much? We saw how happy he is, how eager he was to get home and go have dinner with Kaveh. We also see how Kaveh had been waiting for him as well.

I’d like to know more about their relationship, even if it ends up not being romantic (though how do you explain that face Kaveh made when paimon asked if they are friends).

#genshin impact #haikaveh #kavetham #but anyways yes I write this and yes its 11pm and yes im obsessing over them #im so happy ngl Its like a fever dream #its so happy to know all of what I predicted from the message boards being true #I hope we see more of them #and yeah really sorry this is really long #i never do meta posts and probably there are some mistakes there im no expert i just ship two very gay men #anto’s rambling #i have to scream everything here because Im probably driving crazy everyone around me with these two #imagine me writing all of this to them #I needed to let this all out because omfg #LIKE LISTEN THIS IS WHERE WE SEE HOW NORMAL PERSON ALHAITHAM AND KAVEH REALLY ARE #LIKE just see how worried kaveh is over a messed up investigation from somebody at the akademiya who has already been arrested #no wonders Alhaitham avoided telling Kaveh the details from the archon quest and no wonder Kaveh didnt believe the little he knew #because they are just normal persons trying to get on with their lives #i understand alhaitham so much I would also want to keep that life