#it's just too shit a plan to ever work

[nostalgia-tblr]

nah sorry i've thought about it and odin's "raise lauffey's only biological son as my own = he inherits when laffey dies = jotunheim is mine now/it's free real estate" plan just wouldn't work. it's a shit plan.

sure you can say your younger son is now the king of jotunheim but how are gonna get anyone there to accept that? even if he is now king by the letter of their law, how do you make that population accept his authority? the authority of someone who was raised by their enemy and who must be assumed to be loyal to that enemy. to borrow a phrase "you and whose army?" all you have there is a claim to that kingdom, you still need to make it happen.

whereas "found a baby, it's mine now, keeping forever with no expectation of this ever actually getting me anything else i just heart my new blue son (if ur offerin a 'free jotunheim with purchase' deal i wont say no tho obvs)" doesn't rely on outside events or anyone else's actions and so... it just makes more sense.

what i'm sayin is... i'm sure "ooooh this could be useful, i shall keep it" was a factor in odin's initial adopt-the-baby decision but i don't think it's at all reasonable for him to think it would actually work when the time came to deploy the plan and so no i don't think odin did just keep loki around for imperialism reasons, i think by the time that film is set he must have long since given up on that (other than a vague "well if it happens it happens" at the back of his head) and he really does just love his kid and hasn't told him where he actually came from in case it made him sad.

#mcu tag i guess #it's just too shit a plan to ever work #it relies on too many uncontrollable factors (and on a lot of missing worldbuilding. like A LOT.) #why is there assumed to be no other possible claimant? can't lauffey just name his own heir? #nobody minded the attempted infanticide so why would they just accept this same rejected candidate as an adult? #how do you even prove loki is that baby? “well you never saw the body and look this young man is blue and looks about the right age” #what you have there is Perkin Warbeck - maybe he is that baby maybe he isn't. needs an army either way. #with lauffey dead who on jotunheim has the authority to accept (and thus basically appoint) the new king? #and why isn't that person making their own attempt to rule the kingdom? #why does - LOOK IT JUST DOESNT WORK. i could never work. it's a rubbish plan! #actually EVEN IF odin think's it'll work he'd have to 100% believe in loki's loyalty to him and asgard. he must like that kid either way. #because imposing a puppet king who will inevitably rebel against you is somehow an EVEN WORSE plan than the other one #thor movies

[softesttangerines]

Obsessed with the thought that tho mihawk is comfortable in his lone wolf life style, he does find it a bit too lonesome sometimes when the mood is somber, the silence is too much and he just remembers shanks' laugh and maybe no matter how much shanks' crew are too loud (understatement) he does find them entertaining, and maybe he enjoys ben's company in a comfortable silence, he may even consider him something close to a friend.

It just gets too much sometimes and he loathes the loneliness. When he's in one of those moods, he's mostly drinking and picking petty guaranteed wins. Going around like "you disturbed my nap" to whomever he's slicing into two and it got quite worst after he got used to zoro and perona and now they're no longer there and he was never much for kids but those are HIS kids and he misses kicking zoro's ass and baking with perona and them helping him in the garden as an unspoken, forced bonding family time.

He may like being alone but he hates being lonely, especially after he met people he actually enjoyed sacrificing his alone time for (not that he'll ever admit it)

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Now he's hanging out with cross guild (while waiting for zoro to get stronger and come after him so he either take his retirement or just dies in peace, both are good, really) and no day passes without at least one murder attempt from his side, but really, try to take the clown away from him and it would be you he stabs.

#mishanks #in this headcanon it's mostly longing for past mishanks with zero hope of them ever getting together because shanks has big plans #mysterious plans that dont involve mihawk in his future and mihawk not necessarily being interested in the one piece or anything #he really just wants to have a great fight with zoro and that's his only life goal to die by the sword #but he does long for a time where he could have had something more that just a life where he lives by the sword and dies by it #and at one point life he just starts doing random shit cz he's bored and zoro's taking too long so he just joins cross guild #crocodile is very antagonising on a good day and buggy is just straight out annoying because no matter how much the clown shittalks shanks #he's more like him than he thinks after all they grew up together #and mihawk really doesn't need anyone to remind him of the redhead but buggy is still entertaining and he kinda grew soft for his antics #and if the clown is a yonko now and wants the one piece mihawk might as well follow him since he has nothing to do at the moment #and buggy's like “take that shanks!” and shanks' genuinely miffed that Mihawk joined buggy and not him and he's kinda annoyed cz wtf man??? #anyways this is me rambling too much because i don't wanna do my work :) #alsooooo i really like to think that mihaek and ben are on good terms? like they are silence no shit typa buddies #one piece #opla #mihawk #shanks #buggy the clown

[ardate]

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#just me rambling #badvibe #god. i feel so let down by my friends these days #it's been a billion things piling up for many many weeks #and right now i just got told by a friend with whom I was supposed to go to a convention that she forgot I was coming #so she won't be able to pick me up cuz she's going with her mom instead #we made plans for visiting that city in the morning before going to the convention and all. #i put it down in my agenda and moved plans around to accomodate for it. but she straight up... #entirely forgot i was supposed to be there #she forgot about me #and i'm SO. FUCKING DONE. ABOUT BEING AN AFTERTHOUGHT ALL THE FUCKING TIME #this is just too fucking much. between this and my childhood friend who acts distant w me ever since there was a dumbass quiproquo #where i have to fucking work hard everytime at creating a good atmosphere whenever we see each other cuz she wont put in that effort #and another friend who's been utterly ignoring me on purpose for some fucking goddamn reason i don't know why or what i did #ignoring me or being rude other times #all of those are just examples but its been so many things #i have been. SO fucking patient with everyone. ive helped them so many times too- sometimes to my own loss #i've been so kind and understanding despite my personal struggles - keeping my feelings of anger and injustice at bay #and i get what in response? i'm fucking. forgotten i guess. pushed aside. treated like a nuisance #i feel like its at the point where the closer they are to me the less effort they put in. cuz i'm a given now. they can treat me like shit #they treat strangers better than their close friend cuz they know i'll just take it. or smth. i'm a punching ball for bad moods #i'm done being the understanding one. what about that. what if others were the ones having to come to me and be kind instead #what if i was the one people coddled and offered sympathy to for once in my fucking life #idk. just fucking explode #i feel so disrespected. and uncared for #and so deeply unloved #i'm done. i'm done #the convention thing was just the fucking hammer to break my back after everything #i'm so deeply heartbroken #do i matter to the people i care about

[uzu-hime]

So like legit how does one make friends when they are

-too adhd for normal people

-too depressed for adhd people

-poor (no money to do things or go places)

-25 on the outside, single mom for 10+ years on the inside

-so so lonely but so so afraid of adding anyone else to the "only want to hang out with me when you need free therapy" group that includes everyone I know

#i want friends #but i don't know how to make them #or where to find them #im too weird for a lot of people and too introverted for others #and for some reason everyone i do befriend always ends up being basically my therapy patient #or they only ever want to hang out on their terms which... don't exist #side eyes my friend who always says 'i miss you guys we should hang out' in the group chat but then turns me down #for her boyfriend every single time i try to make plans #'he works night shift i have to clean during the day' girl are you his girlfriend or his maid?? #if you don't want to hang out with me just fucking tell me instead of playing cinderella all the time #my mom says i should get out more and do more things but honestly i live in bumfuck ohio #what things???? #rural america is a nightmare for being social if you don't have money and also don't want to hang out at your local high school #i can't even go to the park in town by myself because too many women have been abducted there #im not making this shit up #i just want someone to sing silly songs with me and try on stupid outfits just for fun and go to new restaurants #no one has ever heard of and sit in the woods in silence for a while and maybe take a nap together and compare grov #*grocery lists and just. #why is it so hard #what is wrong with me that the only friends i have only like me sometimes #even my mom who likes me all the time won't even go shopping with me anymore #she's too burnt out from working #maybe it's not me #maybe im just another victim of capitalist america's isolation #even then i don't know what to do about it. my cat helps but im still just. lonely. #im tired of being lonely #vent post #ignore me

[silverselfshippingchaos]

it's the 23rd... you know what that means...

Happy Ash Day!

#hehe it's my day! not too many special plans other than some cake but. lots of f/o rot #my wonderful wife a.qua is canonically good at baking. i think she'd make a cake for her beloved. i get so happy thinking about a.qua! #shes the sweetest girl ever and i'm always soooo honored that she loves me too #i have a lot of f/os and i could go on forever about all the little things theyd like to do for their special pal's birthday #but also. i've been getting into x.enoblade... and have feelings for a character... i am 🤏 this close to putting him on the list #but uh. a birthday kiss perhaps? #ash rambles 💚 #but man.. just spending the day with the people that i love is really all i need. hehe so happy to be with them all! #hope everyone has a great day! #and since it's very early for me. i hope i have a great day too! #happy ash day to me~~~ happy ash day to me~~~ #i'd normally be asleep by now but. i'm very brainrotted over my wife tonight and i keep reading over some of my work about her and ash #i love this s/i so much. theyre childhood friends. shes blue and ash is red. a.qua is literally named a.qua and ash is ash #theyre red and blue. fire and water. been together forever. sometimes it really does feel like they were made for each other huh? #i have so much love for her in my heart. it makes my heart feel all skdjsjdhs when i think about her #oh but where was i #right. my birthday! i have a shit ton of fankids too so i bet theyre having fun as well #but.. on the topic of k.h s/i..... R.IKU! MY LITTLE BRO! #they arent related or anything. ash just saw him and was all 'wow who is this sassy lost child... you are little bro now' #she'd get soooo emotional just knowing that the kiddo remembered. he shoots her a text on gummiphone or even visits whatever world she's in #and ash gets all 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and hugs him so tight #but yeah. birthday. f/os. lots of fluff. the good shit fr #fun times!

[sisterdivinium]

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#i'm procrastinating rewriting the last scene in the fic because i miss the show #(or rather because i'm going through mother superion withdrawal syndrome) #and so i have been deep diving in the mother superion tag #the sheer AUDACITY some people have in suggesting suzanne is straight??? why do you insult her and me like this #dni block me please and thanks #(gays i'm joking. i mean i'm not because i might block y'all het!suzanne heathens but anyway LOL) #(just to make sure: i AM joking but i also AM surprised) #(and tbqh i do not want to see it ever again ksjfhskjdfk y'all have fun just keep away) #silly blabbering #anyway my VERY LESBIAN suzanne and her equally lesbian scientist are almost ready to be unleashed on the world #last scene should be done between today and tomorrow if i'm lucky #then i'm taking a wee break because a friend is coming over for a few days #but i'll hopefully have begun typing by the end of the week after rereading again #my estimates aren't perfect but i'm guessing maybe next week or on the other this thing gets published #so fingers crossed. might disappear for a little while after that too because posting shit makes me nervous lol #but then i'll be back for some of the analysis stuff i had planned. give it some time before i start work on the second docsuperion fic #(which will be shorter)

[biblicalhorror]

Reading a court of thorns and roses bc it's been rec'd to me many times (by the same two friends mostly) and also I've never really read a smut novel before and Jesus christ this protagonist is insufferable

#first of all its like the author tried to recreate katniss everdeen without any fundamental understanding of her character #like the reason the whole 'i hunt and provide for my family because no one else will' thing works for katniss is that her mother is ill #and her sister is like 8 years old #so like yeah obviously she'd be the one to provide #but feyre is like 'i have to do everything around here because my two OLDER sisters simply dont feel like doing chores' #like what???? #i get that her dying mother for some reason put the responsibilities on her but it makes 0 sense #like whoever wrote this was clearly a youngest sibling with a martyr complex because its just. so heavy handed #also her insistence that nesta is simply too shallow and vapid to do what she does makes me roll my eyes every other page #honestly justice for nesta #1) if my sister started doing all of the hunting and providing without ever communicating why i would probably assume she wanted to do it #2) if after our mothers death she started completely resenting everything i do and glaring at me constantly id think she blames me for it #3) being around that kind of smug negative energy would absolutely make me start to be a little mean too even just as a defense mechanism #4) shes constantly assuming the worst in nesta and is proven at least twice to be an unreliable narrator in regards to nestas priorities #also that comment feyre made about how smug she felt after leaving knowing that her family would 'starve without her' god what an asshole #like you cant present yourself as so much morally better than your sisters and then turn around and say shit like that #anyway im hoping she becomes less insufferable as the story goes on #im told the first book is the worst in the series so i just gotta power through for the sake of world building #j reads acotar series #<<<feel free to blacklist if u dont want spoilers and/or critiques of this series bc i plan to vent on here a lot abt it

[29121996]

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#i turn 21 in 2 days. and in 24hrs my best friend gets on a flight to come see me #im kinda emotional abt it all actually. #like ive dreaded my 21st birthday since i was like 10yrs old #i have no ides why but i have 😭😭 abd like . i avtually have plans for it #i mean ive soent the last 5 months putting it tgth honestly #and its costibg me a fucking fortune tbh #but like !!!! i get to see my best friend !!!! for 4 days !!!! my voyfriend n i are doing sm better atm too #which is scary bc wdym wr arent That Toxic #i dont think we ever rlly wrre i just think . i was so self conscious for majprity of our relationship #and ngl . there is so much inner worm im constsntly having to maintain and keep up #to keep this Working #and i wanna be like 'it could b easier w someone else' and while that may actuslly be True #i adore this man so much you have no idea. so im willing to do the harder work to be with him yknow. hes kinda w*rth it :/ #i also get the bar implanted tmr and im Shitting Myself over it #i get queasy when they take blood and i faint when i scratch myself Too Deep #this is something goijg into my skin i mught just Die actually. #fuck me christ. #the shit i do so i dont ruin my future :/

[voidcoretxt]

if the world was a good place this wouldve been the c!dream team ending

#like in general i think it wouldve been cool if cdreams plan went to shit and it was this sort of wake up call for him #except actually ''waking up'' wouldve just make him Worse than he ever was #but this time with some self hatered ! so at some point he contacts cgogs and csapnap again and they basically tell him this #and never speak to him again #this kindaa makes him go uh . uokay fuck shit balls ummm this isnt good . and it pushes him towards Being Normal . For Fucks Sake #cpunz stays loyal to him throughout all of this until cdream tells him to fucking stop . become normal too Please im in love with u #and then he goes into self imposed exile yippee ^_^ to parallel ctommys exile lol #NOW . for this to work cdream wouldve actually been this way from the begging #which i dont think is true he genuinely was pretty alright at the beginning of the server #bit of a control freak but who give a shit cwilbur is literally inventing xenophobia against americans theres worse things happening rn #umm anyway this isnt even that good cdream would need to be a very different character for this to work i think #i love him not for what he actually was in canon but for what couldve been </3 okay ? okay . the potential was there but i hate the finale #which By The Wayi still havent watched . and never will #AHH shit lmanburg was against all non-europeans not just americans My Bad . tho ig most of them were american so my poin still stands #voidcore.txt

[composeregg]

(Note: this isn't asking for aid/donations or anything)

Ahahaha what the FUCK

Love it when my physical therapy office bills me for copays for 38 appointments from 2021 and 2022 ALL AT ONCE over a year later!!!

Guess I get to make phonecalls tomorrow!!! Because this is bullshit

#egg speaks #venting #god. this is fucking absurd #ive paid them a few hundred b4 i know for sure too #i ASKED if i had copays like every appointment!!! i asked if i owed anything!! #like tbc if anyone ever wants to toss smth my way im cool w it but #it isnt necessary here i will Be Fine #this is just fun bullshit!!!! to be slapped with!!! #the fucking DAY i lose my parents insurance for the crime of being 26 after my birth month #and i dont have confirmation of new insurance yet thats gonna cost me $230/month #but its the good shit work plan #but yeah no need to worry abt me im just #im so fucking pissed

[supercantaloupe]

trying to write statements of purpose for internships and fellowships (in english, in the US) for my real actual life is bcoming increasingly tricky as i'm currently doing the same fucking thing in my french class (in french, for hypothetical jobs in france/quebec)

#my brain keeps giving me all these useless reminders about how to write and format shit politely in french #and then i;m like. wait a fucking minute. wrong fucking language #sasha speaks #for the record i have no plans to move to/work in another country right now. i doubt the opportunity would ever reasonably come up for me #this is just the only french class available for me to take this semester lol. #i'm kind of shit at applying to stuff in english too but at least i don't second guess what every other word means

[ahogedetective]

When the door to the apartment opened, Kokichi was waiting, grinning cheerfully, if just a touch bashful, as Shuichi entered. The lights were off, the only glow coming from a few lit candles and an absurd amount of fairy lights. The lights were hung along the walls, across the ceiling, and even around a few items. They led through the apartment, all the way into the bedroom.

"Happy Valentine's Day," Kokichi announced, walking over to take Shuichi's hand and guide him farther in. Technically it was the night before; after all, they would spend the whole of the actual day together, giving Kokichi no time to surprise him. "Can you believe I did this in just a few hours? And without breaking something?"

Guiding Shuichi to the sofa, he gestured for him to sit before promptly straddling him. "No gifts tonight—except me," he teased, a small, soft kiss pressed to Shuichi's lips. "But this is good enough, right? I made oyakodon too." This was the plan for the night: to eat, cuddle, and just enjoy each others' company. ( Happy Valentine's Day!!!! <3 )

When Shuichi opened the door, he was about to announce his usual greeting of: "Kokichi, I'm ho....!" But trailed off when he saw that not only were all the lights off, but the candles and especially fairy lights making the apartment softly glow, made a soft gasp in surprise leave him. "Ah...!" It definitely was not a sight he expected to be greeted with, especially the day before Valentine's Day; but as he slowly stepped inside and closed the door behind him, glancing at all the different places the lights were strung up or around, he did find it very pretty... "Ohhh.... "

Kokichi's voice grabs his attention, looking towards him with a smile s he lets his boyfriend guide him. "Kokichi! Happy Valentine's Day to you, too. I see you've prepared quite the surprise for me!" He chuckles, even moreso at what he says next. "Oh come now, you're not that clumsy." His tone is teasing of course, before his smile softens. "But wow, really!? That's impressive it only took you a few hours: I can't imagine it had to be easy to make it look so intricate! I love it: the candles and fairy lights give the house such a beautiful glow. And so romantic...."

With a nod, Shuichi does go to sit on the couch, and instantly wraps his arms around Kokichi's waist the moment the other straddled his lap. "O....Oh.... my, I can't believe I'm being spoiled with the best gift of all?" He giggles, cheeks burning deeper as he hums happily into the kiss, returning one right back, followed by several quicker pecks to his lips. "Sweetheart: you are good enough, so this absolutely is, too. It was a lovely surprised to come home to, and knowing that you spent so long to make the apartment look so pretty like this, to surprise me, means the world to me. That's why this is more than good enough. And ahhh, oyakodon! That's great!! I can't wait to enjoy it with you. God I love you so much: you're always so good to me. I know Valentine's Day is tomorrow... but you've already made that day a wonderful one for me, just like tonight. I'm so happy I can spend tonight, and all of tomorrow, with you...."

Love pours into the gaze and smile he gives him, as one hand goes to stroke Kokichi's cheek, before sliding up to his hair and combs through his smooth locks gently. Shuichi was very much looking forward to that plan, too, and just.... enjoying tomorrow with him as well. He couldn't wait: just like tonight, he knows he will enjoy every second of tomorrow with him... and as he brings Kokichi's body even closer against his with a loving squeeze, he gives his earlobe the softest kiss... as he whispers: "I always want to be with you. Forever...."

#WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 👼👼👼👼 #CRYING SOBBING DIS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER!!!!! #BABY BOOOOYS!!!! 💖♥💓 #SHUICHI ABSOLUTELY LOVES THE SURPRISE~! #and a nice dinner n cuddles and just...spending time with his Koki: the perfect plan to him too!!!! #ohhh Koki already made his V-day before it even happened hehe~! #that's why he will always be Shuichi's most beloved gift he loves him so so much!!! <333 #and I love THIS so much!!!! #u fed me so much soft good food today and I thank u!! #our good boys make me so soft and happy I tell you~! #Shuichi answers;; #takinghisbow #♡;; Lots of work is fine when it’s you || {takinghisbow} #V-Day Asks!;; ♥

[rosesradio]

can’t sleep bc i’m literally so excited for a haircut i’m getting 4 days from now—

#i neglect my haircuts for a ridiculously long time + my hair grows back pretty fast so my hair always looks horrendous before i finally— #book my next appointment. i just don’t like talking to whoever cuts it about school & shit for an hour. but it’s part of the experience ik #plus i’m planning on getting it cut the shortest it’s ever been kaksksjsk like now it’s a below the chin bob but i want to get— #like kind of a longer curly pixie cut that’s really fluffy #i wanna be like. cute mushroom fairy girl or hot tiktok boy or whatever #and my hair is usually pretty thick but it also gets flat on the top so like??? if this doesn’t work out i just won’t go outside again #rambling way too much who cares it’s my blog #rose.txt

[nerdyqueerr]

No amount of good scheduling will solve the fact that kids are overworked

#oh be sure you know about the test in advance #would you like to see my to do list maam. i mean even just on the academics front its absurd. not to mention the rest of my fucking life #my parents r like this sometimes too tbh but teachers are the worst about it #shoutout to my therapist for being the only person to ever hear about my schedule and immediately react with ''you shouldnt do all that'' #instead of ''that sounds like a lot make sure you plan well to make it work'' #sigh #im tired #my shit

[samwisefamgee]

Every day I grow closer to throwing my phone into the river and when I do I won’t fucking regret it

#i have been. dodging scams all morning #i don’t have any fucking money please just leave me alone #my friendships have been rotten to the fucking core #my mind poisoned #what the fuck is the point in having a smartphone when a fliphone still lets people contact me but doesn’t fucking make my life worse #not that I could afford a flip phone anyway. or service. why would someone want to scam me specifically when I posted my account overdrafted #you can SEE I don’t have money why do you BOTHER #SCAM SOMEONE RICH YOU FUCKIN MORON #alas that the desperate make for such easy targets for the heartless #it’s been so hard to keep going and every day for two months something has happened to convince me it isnt fuckin worth it like its ONLY bad #but god or fate keeps dangling juuuust enough hope in front of me that I keep going. it’s been like that for eight years #and I’ve fallen apart in that time completely. my hair is gone and my teeth will be gone soon too #my bones and joints will follow suit they’re already deformed and weak #the ringing in my ears only gets louder. i haven’t known the familiar peace of silence in years and it’ll only ever get further #and I’ll never afford the medical or psychological care to actually help those things #why bother??? I’ll keep bothering out of spite and stupid foolish hope but I still don’t fucking know why I bother when it never gets better #and it might not! hope is called hope for a reason sometimes shit just doesn’t work out #i could suffer on for abother year or five just to have it all fall apart even more. no payout #hell does exist on earth for some people. if I die and there wasn’t ever joy enough to outweigh everything then my hell was real all along #and I will have been fuckall stupid enough to suffer it for years instead of dying in high school like I planned. or college. or after. #so many times life pushed me to the edge and I crawled back just for things to get worse. every time #and still I hold onto my hope like it’s all that ever mattered. and if life turns out that way maybe it’ll be all that ever did #false ​hopes and a terribly misplaced heart #fate willing we all find peace