#it's just too freaking precious

[earthbovndmisfit]

It would be adorable if in the merman AU the existence of mer people is just common knowledge so Mer! Jonathan and Speedwagon don't have to keep their relationship a secret. Mer Jona hangs out at the pier a lot and is quite popular among the tourists, and Speedwagon's always around to manage the crowds and tell off any aggressively curious ones who keep touching or grabbing his tail. 😂

Ngl I really like your idea, anon! They deserve to be happy and to be able to show their happiness and their love to the world freely~ 💕

And yeah!!! I agree with you. Jonathan would totally be quite popular once people find out about the mer guy that often hangs around the pier, so there would definitely be times when it's near impossible for them to have some alone time as there would be lots people around (tourists, specially, I'm guessing, though locals would come a lot at first too). Some are more respectful than others, asking for permission to take pics or to touch Jonathan's mer tail, but there would also definitely be the ones who don't know what personal space means and who will just go ahead and touch without so much as a warning or something. Jonathan would probably be chill (or try to, at least) at first but yeah, Robert would totally step in as soon as he notices that. He gets all protective, but not in a suffocating way. It's more of an actually protective way so people don't end up accidentally hurting Jonathan in their curiosity.

That's also why they probably shifted their dating hours to night/late-night time, when there's not as many people out lol.

#the mental image of the two sitting by the edge of the pier - one's head leaning on the other's shoulder #just holding hands as they stargaze and chat about anything and everything..... #it's just too freaking precious #god i love these two so much it's unbelievable 😭💞 #sorry this took so long anon!!! #hope this was worth the wait!! #jjba #jonaspeed #speedjona #jonawagon #speedstar #speedguapo #speedwagon #jonathan joestar #robert e o speedwagon #merman jonathan

[desultory-novice]

I think it'd be kinda interesting if Marx, after becoming part God-Clock, is unable to rest. After all, if a part of the Nova lives on in him, it'd surely be running to try do repairs or archive data, and this would mean Marx has developed long term insomnia. The reason this is bad is due to Marx being a Noddy, a group known entirely for sleeping. Imagine trying to get immense power, having a battle you lose in a way you can never truly understand, then lose the activity you love most as a part of you isn't really You anymore.

No wonder Marx went crazy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (/POS)

>DESS.EXE HAS STOPPED FUNCTIONING

#sorry sorry sorry sorry I don't mean to freak out like this but this plays into all my clockwork jester sensibilities so hard?!? #He's a clock he can't sleep he's a clock he can't sleep he's a.... #Marx hates boredom and boring stuff like number crunching... #...and now his mind is host to history's longest defrag and virus scan of a computer that is THE SIZE OF A PLANET #All those numbers and files and it won't stop because it's sharing his body forever now and is the thing keeping him alive #He just wanted to have fun; a little mischief; a funny prank #'a battle he has lost in a way he can never truly understand' #!!! The phrasing on this has shot an arrow into my heart !!! #Do you think he challenges Kirby to rematches or otherwise engages in jerkish behavior so people will KNOCK HIM OUT? #:must physically pass out to get any kind of sleep: #Marx is such a mood in that way tbh #Also hi I'm DesultoryNovice and it is not physically nor mentally healthy to become one of my precious blorbos ; w ; #(I like the light at the end of the tunnel too though!) #(...But it's a really long tunnel sometimes...) #This btw is one of those asks that's right up my alley

[torgawl]

i'm too mentally unwell for this (people shoving ragbros angst in my face at 10 am)

#diluc's voice going 'was it ever real?' </3 kaeya saying 'i was just a child' </3 and 'i would burn the fucking world down before i would #even think of betraying you' </3 #i'm actually crying #whatever spell ragbros put on me when i first started playing genshin that shit has a grip on me #i just want them to hug so bad i need them to hug i need them to cry it out and laugh together #i need diluc's lighthearted personality to shine through at least once please please #being safe enough that your inner child shines through as a sign of healing is so!!!! good!!!! btw #actually i'm so freaking curious about kaeya's birthday this year #i am every year but now that he had that sort of reassurance during his hangouts that the winery will always be there for him #i want to know if he gets to spend a bit of his birthday there or get to at least eat adelinde's food #maybe this is irrealistic but i don't care let me dream #his message last year was about tcg i love tcg but not like this give me crumbs hoyoverse feed me #last year's art was so cute with all the presents (we had klee crumbs too kaeya and klee so precious to me) so i am hoping for something #equally or even more wholesome #anyways do you ever just think about kaeya and diluc? #yeah me neither 😂

[moodysnowflake]

Look at Brad, scolding Nick. Like a good father.

Friend, friend.

Like a good friend.

Friend-father.

Nobody has permission to nag this li'l flower. Not on his watch.

He his Brad, he's strong AF.

Vash is Strong Good Boi™.

ಥ_ಥ

#thanks dad I mean Brad #brad and vash are just too precious #I want more of this #I want all of this #nick I know you wnat to get a reaction out of him but please he just got out of a really bad moment let him catch a freaking breather #vash #brad #nicholas the punisher #nicholas d wolfwood #snarky nicholas #trigun stampede #trigun

[punkeropercyjackson]

Leah is my Annabeth and Logan isn't my Percy

#i don't think logan's a bad actor or but he's SO unpercy it is genuinely ridicolous and i know it's not cause he's white cause walker slayed #guys double L is not percy jackson he's just a white guy with black hair and light eyes who's sarcastic sometimes and generically attractive #and i'm pretty sure the last one dosen't apply to percy actually?he's the finest man ever yeah but he's also said to look naturally scary #he's also not actually popular with girls either it was just 4 and that's not really a lot compared to how big the female cast is #but back to my point leah is different from annabeth but that's GOOD because book!annabeth was very white feminist and not a good person fr #but she had loads of potential and leah is using it to the max which is she's my precious daughter and the celebrity i'm most rooting for #along with how she's very sweet fun and lowkey badass.double L is just like........a guy.that's it not bad or good he's just certainly a man #and i mean percy's canonically a freak in a punk and autistic and accidental femme presenting gender fuckery coding way so! #sorry logster you don't have the range and princess leah ruels supreme-knight walker has his rights too /lh #annabeth chase #leahbeth #leah is our annabeth #autistic annabeth chase #trans annabeth chase #pastel goth annabeth chase #< book!annabeth is transmasc and grunge though #claribeth #leah jeffries #pjo #percy jackson #perseo jackson #black percy #latino percy #punk!percy #team parent percy jackson #autistic percy jackson #summerposting #perlex #bi aroace percy jackson #transfem bigender percy jackson

[ibrokeeverything]

DROP EVERYTHING AND WATCH LEGO DREAMZZZ!!!

#it's fan-freaking-tastic! #the characters are absolutely amazing #they're all flawed and nuaced #and they have arcs and grow throughout the season #plus they're my precious children and i love them #plus the writers clearly have a amazing handle on how teenagers actually talk #the dream world is so inventive and fun #and the episode plots all feel fun and engaging #the voice acting is stellar too!!! #just please watch it! #the first episode is on youtube and all ten episodes are on Netflix! #lego dreamzzz #lego #lego ninjago #trials of the dream chasers

[insistonyourcupofstars]

this is not how i am supposed to start my year.

#so years ago my parents bought our current house #but there were some sligh foundational issues - nothing too big at the time #since then our house has been taken over by cracks in our walls and doors and windows #and I had to MOVE out of my room (my SANCTUARY) into the spare bedroom #and now I cannot sleep #the carpet is too fluffy (I paced and danced in my old [OLD] room so the carpet is rough now) #the room it Too Clean (I had to discard my jeans on the floor just to give it a little messiness) #it's much warmer in here #the window is different #this room has so much space - TOO MUCH SPACE for just little old me #a vaulted ceiling?? nope. nope nope nope I need my flat one #I need my room smaller it is meant for one person only -> moi #even sherlock is freaking the fuck out because he cannot go into the old room #SPEAKING OF WHICH #my beautiful precious room now looks like a tornado hit it!!! #cardboard boxes trash and clothes are all across my floor and I now have two different mattresses just hanging out #in my poor old room #and I HAVE. NO. BOOKSHELF. #all my life I've always had a bookshelf for my books and knick knacks and cute little succulents #all my life. bookshelf. #no bookshelf here #only vaulted ceiling #and the closet is too big for me!!! #I don't need all of this space and I don't need all of this change #some of this furniture I'm using isn't even mine! #my mother (an actual godsend) helped me bring in as much of my furniture as we could #but my bedframe is gone - the one I'm using is too big and hits the wall to easy! #I know okay I KNOW that I need to be an adult about this but I am freaking the fuck out #in six to eight months I'm not going to be living here anyways I'm going to be living in college #so all of this had to happen sooner or later right??

[bwonugyul]

polite and delicate.

#wonwoo #jeon wonwoo #seventeen #these photos are damn precious #if i walked towards this reception with him standing there so prettily i'd freak the fuck out #he's just too gorgeous

[kittyruna]

Here’s some pictures of my cat being infinitely more photogenic than me. 🥲

#cat #kitty #cute cat #cute kitty #adorable cat #adorable kitty #adorable #freaking adorable #just adorable #cute #so cute #so pretty #so beautiful #Don’t mind the overkill magnitude of tags #my cat #my kitty #cuteness #cute animals #precious #too cute #I don’t know what to post #so I’m resorting to showing you guys my cat #I’m gonna ask her if I can post this before I do

[skitskatdacat63]

Having a mental breakdown over the video of seb and mark's Singapore date... 🫠

#clutching my chest like some victorian maiden #idk why i didnt realize there was video evidence but AAAAAAHHHHH #cant stop biting my hand trying to contain myself LOL #what watching a 14 yr old video at 5 am does to a man #but anyways im just idek #i have so many thoughts about this video #all the pics made me freak out enough but the vid! THE VID!!! #im just rly glad this exists #cause there's not too much content from back then compared to now #so having like a video of them basically on a date is like a precious gem to me sjdkfk #i would be like 'heres my top 10 thoughts' but it would just be incoherent rambling and keyboard smashes #cant even make it through a 4 min vid without pausing constantly to go AAAAGGHHH #forgive me its 5 am and im still sick #*actually yknow i thoughts the pics were *a lot* but there's so many things in this vid version i cant handle #HOW DOES THIS EXIST BUT THANK GOD IT DOES #seb has literal heart eyes my god #i need to stop bcs i keep having to come back to edit these tags every time i get 10 secs further #to me this vid is just: mark webber and his str boywife seb #sebmark out here doing pr challenge vids before they were cool #someone in the comments saying seb looks like a 'kleine mädchen' we get it hes babygirl #the vid descrip being 'MW and SV spend an evening in singapore' 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #alright i finished the vid *clutching it in my arms* #ty to the random person on tiktok who linked it i owe you my life #srsly tho finding these artifacts is <3 to me #catie.rambling.txt

[3knecrotic]

Bleedbleedbleedbleedbleedbleedbleed

#dk speaks #she was right you were looking for a scapegoat #no i wasnt! #yes you WERE you useless sack of shit. and you didnt get it. and now you wanna cut ANYWAYS and go against your entire moral shpeal #i mean.. its a bit more complex than that.. #complex my ASS you are a self serving fucking RAT. you know NOTHING beyond helping Yourself and making Yourself Feel Good #this.. none of this feels good- #BULLSHIT. #!! #All of this feels fucking GREAT to you because youre a sick twisted little fucking Crybaby who knows nothing but Self Destruction #... you're a part of me too y'know.. #thats how i know you desERVE 20 FUCKING GRAMS OF YOUR PRECIOUS DXM YOU FREAK. #me chats teehee #im just a silly little guy im so normal i swear #vent

[timeguardiansarchive]

Bernice Foxe in Remington Steele 

In the Steele of the Night

#Muse: Bernice Foxe #Bernice being heavily engrossed in Murphy's retelling of one of Steele's absurd stories #also screams because they sit so close together. It's just too freaking precious

[maraczeks]

+

#oomferinas what the freak i literally am so 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 cville trips r always SO fun n vibeful it was so beautiful and lovely i love my #friends i love her hugs so m uch wtf #apr 21 2024 #<3333 mwah #stop no she's so cute and i literally can't her hugs are the bestest in the world #ohhhh ok lemme jot this down then i'll journal later like a sane stable person but i'm too tired rn n just wanna record #but srsly cville trips are LACED like the most joy and heart and love and excitement #i was scared like in sept i hyped myself for her to be there and she wouldn't be but OH MY i gasped when i walked in that auditorium #and her surpriseeee like seriously seriously seriously. she get so excited and it's the most ever of any person and it is so precious to see #someone be so excited to see u n like it was so magical her hugs r truly the bestest i'm so warm and comforted rn like that is my best frien #gahhh i love her #n i love twee n srah #idk she's just so !!!! she's literally whatever sound exclamation points make idkkkk. #3 hugs im so normal #n thenennnnnnn jaime texting me when i was on the way back to check in bc i wasn't at church im crine she's <3 so <3 #no but fr it feels so LONG since i last saw them in feb her hugs r trulyuyy #AND BRUNCH WAS SO FUN #ugh lovely lovely lovely im so full of joy<3 #AUGH why i am terrible at remembering to take photos omyyyy #literally every time i see her i forget so i have No photos this is so sad #apr 22 2024 #wishing i were so so normal but i cannot stop playing it back in my mind mymemory is a movie #I CANT!!!!!!!! #apr 23 2024 #two days later .... embarassing #seriously i just where's technology that lets you record exactly how a hug feels bc. bcccccc

[elijah-inmymind]

if horror game in horror genre, then why monster have scary face???? i want horror game!!! NO SCARY FACE!!!!!!!!! only horror game <3

#incoming ramble about scary faces in horror games spooking me too bad #just wish i could like listen to it like a podcast #i get this thing where a very particular genre of images #generally any scary character in analog horror will fit in that genre but yeah like big long distorted mouth realistic eyes usually #can be different tho #but yeah those images get stuck in my head and freak me out in a very intense instinctive almost like primal animalistic way #and when i say stuck in my head i mean i see them every time i close my eyes for hours on end after i so much as think about this image #i am not exaggerating when i say i see that image every time i blink #it’s not as bad if i’m just remembering it as opposed to having just seen it but it can be bad either way if i have a decent memory of it #and this causes intense paranoia #like yknow it’s behind me if my back is exposed it’s right in front of me if i’m in the dark it’s outside my window above my head etc etc #it’s really bad idk what’s going on with me but yeah it sucks bad dude i just have to avoid content like that at all costs #WHICH SUCKS SO MUCH #BC ANALOG HORROR ALWAYS HAS THE BESTTTTTT STORYLINES #IM SO MAD #THINGS LIKE THE MANDELA CATALOGS AND THE FUCKIN OTHER ONE YKNOW THE OTHER ONE HAS A H IN IT I THINK #SOUNDS SO INTERESTING STORY WISE #BUT I CANT FUCKING PLAY IT OR EVEN WATCH SOMEONE PLAY IT BC ID DRIVE MYSELF UP THE BLOODY WALL #EVEN THE MY LITTLE PONY INFECTION AU!!!!!! #I HAD TO BLOCK TAGS/KEYWORDS FOR MLP INFECTION ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS BC I GOT MY SHIT ROCKED BY TWILIGHT FUCKING SPARKLE #LITERALLY FURIOUS I LOVE THAT SHIT IT SOUNDS SO COOL BUT I CANT LOOK AT ANY ART FROM IT ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT IT GETS IN MY HEAD #ONCE I SAW A GOOD OMENS VIDEO AND IT WAS JUST A CUTE LITTLE DRAWING OF MURIEL!! CUTE SWEET PRECIOUS LITTLE OFFICER OF THE LAW!!!! #AND THEN AT THE END IT FLASHED A FRAME ALL CLOSE UP WITH THEIR FACE ALL TWISTED AND DISTORTED AND ELONGATED #SOILED MY BLOODY BREECHES I DID. CRAPPED MY BLASTED PANTALOONS I DID INDEED. #SAW THAT WRETCHED COP BEHIND MY EYELIDS FOR THE NEXT 45 MINUTES I DID. #THE WALTEN FILES THATS THE OTHER ONE #NO H IN IT #CANT WATCH IT YHO SO WHAT DO I CARE ABOUT THE H

[oscill4te]

i think i need a tag for millipede, centipedes n isopods bc.... new hyperfixation and i wanna collect all the posts and pics abt these lil guys (but it will also b useful for if anyone needs to block the tag, bc ik a lot of ppl r understandably spooked by them)

#if you are freaked by bugs then srry for all the bugs recently 😔 they are just very precious (to me) #txt #come to think of it i should have like. a sparkledog tag too #bc they are yet another interest of mine and i rb them a lot

[gremlingottoosilly]

Petite!Reader that's genuinely scared for their life after they saw König naked for the first time,

"I'll make it fit-"

"YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME IN THE HOSPITAL IS WHAT YOU ABOUT TO DO"

(As a 4'10ft girlie, even imagining what's that man's size is terrifying)

You're absolutely terrified!! As you should be!! This man is giant. Thick and long, you can't even wrap your hands around him - and you're sure as hell that it's not going to fit. Just two of his fingers are already itching at making you too full, and the head of his cock is enough to strain your jaw. He hates and loves everything about your petite figure. The way you squeeze your thighs in a pathetic attempt to stop him from bullying your cunt with his long, wide tongue, the way you're trying to choke him while he eats you out. He always loved your weight on him - even though most of the time, it feels like nothing at all. You're pretty, you're small, you're fucking adorable and if you want to kill this man one day, you should just place your hands on top of the little bump his cock is making, acknowledging just how well he is fucking you. But, oh, you're scared, just so terrified at the prospect of having sex with him for the first time! he is a horrible, horrible man with a giant cock, and your petite body simply wasn't built to accommodate that. He is trying to make do with just your hands and thighs - would fuck between your closed legs, enjoying the feeling of your plump, plush skin on him. Would try to make you at least lick his cock with your precious tongue, hoping that he would be able to sway you eventually...he is a man, he needs to have his cock fit in some tight, pretty hole, why wouldn't you understand it's his right?? He is serving his country, and you won't even spread your pretty folds for him... Konig is so down bad for you, he would spend hours on his stomach, licking your cunt and preparing you with his fingers - he won't even think about going inside of you for an inch before he can fit at least three fingers inside and scissor you until you came three times just from the feeling of his rough fingertips on your sensitive walls. When he is finally pushing his cock inside, it's cathartic. You just opened Pandora's box because once this man feels the way your walls are tightening around him, he wouldn't stop even for just a second until he is filling you with his cum. He is trying to be gentle, of course, knowing just how terribly weak you are - but a lot of his self-control goes flying out the window once he can test for sure just how freaking perfect you are.

#cod #konig x reader #konig #yandere konig #cod x reader