personally victimised by the extremely loud nickelodeon opening at the start of every ATLA episode on netflix
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solid advice from either shoulder
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i have never once looked up anything even remotely House-related on this site however it is my roommate’s favourite show so i see a lot of it and sorta half jokingly declare my shipping of House and Wilson frequently, bc they’re gay, and some part of my vibe has conveyed that to the tumblr algorithm bc despite it having no reason to do this at all i have seen erotic fanart of House and Wilson. tumblr has brought it to me like a cat with a dead rat.
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bang us a tune you’re the piano man
happy banging out the tunes day Neil
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happy banging out the tunes day Neil
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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account
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Matt Smith is a missed opportunity for a femboy
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OUGH. CECIL NIGHT VALE AVATAR OF BEHOLDING.
sorry for yelling guys, i just heard him say “i need to See. i need to Report.” in a very eyebally manner, you understand.
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edgy teen that lives in my head hearing the music at work: heh… heheh… yknow, someone oughta take ooo wop wop sha-ooo wop wop away from Meghan Trainor… it’s getting old 😎
(alarms blaring, red lights flashing)
the cringe police that also live in my head bc being mean is cringe, speaking into a megaphone: HEY YOU! SOMEONE OUGHTA TAKE (loud erotic moans) AWAY FROM GERARD WAY! I’M GETTING HARD!!
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isn’t it crazy how my boss is directly radicalising me by his own hand 5 and a half hours at a time and paying me money for it. like wow boss, thank you so much for showing me what a selfish greedy cruel heartless power hungry fucking pig looks like! why yes i will accept thousands of dollars in compensation!
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in every manner of speaking Brian David Gilbert is the hottest man alive. here is my evidence:
visually speaking? hoooo by golly by gum what a good lookin feller. hooooooooo BOYYYYYY what a handsome young man. MY eyes. are OPEN.
intellectually speaking? i am biting my lip to express my lust toward that wrinkly, wrinkly B-Brain (that’s Brian Brain). lemme at them ideas, boy. lemme root around in that think tank o yers.
comedically speaking? let me put it this way: in my favourite video of his he talks about Halo for 28 minutes. Halo is so incredibly objectively mid, and yet that is the video i look up when i want some of that sweet sweet BDG.
fashionably speaking? i love a man who knows his style, and i also love the buttons that blazers and waistcoats have, specifically. the buttons on button-up shirts and the little fly zips on dress pants are pretty good too. this is a harmonious and deeply sexy coincidence.
spiritually speaking? the way this man dances. speaks to me. ‘interpretive dance’ well shoot babygirl you best consider me INTERPRETING.
autistically speaking? once as a kid he ate pretty much only mushrooms for like a week and i can get behind that. also he rewrote the Pokérap to include an educational section condemning the US government’s approach to drugs (HOT!!!) and a dream ballet, and taught me the word Gesamtkunstwerk.
Microsoft Officely speaking? hi Mr Gilbert i couldn’t help but notice your frequent, meticulous, borderline religious use of Excel spreadsheets and Microsoft Word colour printed pictures with captions written in cool fonts. i like that in a man ;)
in conclusion, be the man you want to attract, boys. if you’ll excuse me, in an effort to do just that, i am going to don a crisp white button up and black dress pants, walk into the sea, and tip my rigid body forward and into the water.
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i like looking at scars i like looking at body hair i like looking at disabled bodies i like looking at crooked teeth or chipped teeth or yellow teeth or missing teeth i like looking at fat people. i don't just accept & approve of these human aspects i actively enjoy them i want to engage with them i want it to be known they are loved i am loving them
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unfortunately Mardi Gras did re-invite them and they’ll be marching out of uniform ‘out of respect’.
while i get that some individual officers may want to march bc they’re queer, and don’t get me wrong ACAB means all of them i don’t fucking want them there at all, but at least have the decency to march or attend as an individual, detached from the police.
to show pride in being a cop at the country’s biggest queer event that will be nationally televised days after the bodies were found of two gay men murdered by a cop is inappropriate and disgraceful.
keep your heads down and shut your fucking mouths. we don’t want your sympathy.
Hey umm, can we talk about how a cop killed two gay men just before Sydney Mardi Gras and they still want to put police in the fucking parade.
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brooooo duuuuuuuude WEIGHTED FUCKING BLANKET RN?????? weighted blanket. ohhh my god u guys. WEIGHTED blanket. weighted BLANKET. duuuuuude. i want a full weighted blanket suit tailored to fit me exactly. another thought: that but made entirely out of latex. weighted gimp suit. INCREDIBLY desirable. anyway fantastic fucking night with my weighted blanket u guys. sending u comfortingly weighted vibes rn. i love u just like my weighted blanket loves me, goodnight :)
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